Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 มิ.ย. 2021
- The Babylon Bee identifies proudly the inspiring true story of the first motorcyclist who identifies as a bicyclist. This is... Switching Gears: The Norm Hiccup Story. Please give us awards.
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I used to be considered obese. But I started identifying as slim. I'm now a translender.
I support you
@@fingerscrossed2453 thank you. At 305 lbs, I might even qualify to be anorexic.
@@jcmafia6979 dayum why aren't you eating go see a doctor you're withering away.
@@salsal8881 😂✌
@@brentduncan18 😂👏
There is NO mechanical difference between motorcycles and bicycles, that's a fact, it's science.
Bicycles are a social construct.
Exactly! Both have only two wheels that go around, a seat for a person, and hand brakes. They’re essentially the same.
As long as the motorcycle and bicycle have testosterone levels under 5 ag/dl everything is okay.
The science is settled guys.😂👍
Some people say that transcycles have an advantage with their engines, but you have to understand that cisbikes have always had advantages over each other. Some can change gears, therefore the sport has never been fair, and we SHOULD allow transcycles with engines to participate
My birth certificate says I’m 61, but my birthdate is just a number “assigned” to me at birth. I identify as a 67 year old, so where’s my pension!
Genius ❤
The most logical statement EVER!!
Are you going to enroll in college again since you identify as 23 again? You should also identify as a "4.0 GPA" student. Be sure you take classes that have absolutely no significance toward progress. It's better to waste the classes time and $ with random Tourette like outbursts demanding others accept your pronouns, That's way more effective for your agenda than actually attending to learn or anything. Really push your agenda 🤣🤣💀💀
My son identifies as a pirate. Next week, he undergoes the first of several surgeries in his transition. His left eye will be removed and replaced with an eyepatch. His right leg will be replaced with a peg. Lastly, his left hand is being replaced with a hook.
His pronouns are Pi, rate, and Arrrr.
Yeah, mine too!
im so inspired by this i bought a forklift and starting my power lifter career
Keep us posted on your success!
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
You are stunning and brave
I salute you, you are a WARRIOR!
I'm not a mechanic, so I can't tell what a motorcycle or a bicycle is. If he identifies as a bicyclist, he must be one. I'm an ally of the transvehicle community.
"I don't know what is a woman because I'm not a biologist!"
One stupid bitch who wants to be a Supreme Court Judge.
😂 😂 😂
I’m glad you support the trans community, but the fact that you think you have to be a mechanic to tell the difference is part of the problem. Being a bicycle isn’t about mechanicology.
@@unclecreepy4185 let me guess, ew is often where the conversation ends?
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Why cannot a person just identify as the winner? End this discrimination already.
Don't have to race right..😅
Love it!!!!!
Isnt discrimination the purpose of all competitions? The majority loses and just few wins, so intolerant and traumatizing.
Lol
@@konstsh2240 lol
I used to be poor, but now I identify as a millionaire. The bank said I only have $76.48, but they are just being richaphobic.
Bigots!
Yours is a classic case of a transeconomic syndrome identity. My problem too…
Cancel em on twitter.
Then you sued the bank for being for being richaphoic and they gave you money as it was rightfully yours as a millionaire.
This comment thread is the best I've ever come across on TH-cam.
That is because everyone here is identifying as a comedian
Still no match against the dope ibrahimovic threads😂
I love the Bee….
Thanks for letting us know and breaking the chain 🙄
Babylon Bee- the 21st Century court jesters! 🥳
Motorcycles have no advantage over bicycles. This man is stunning and brave.
The science is settled! Motorcycles are bicycles if they identify as such!
@@ApacheJay156 I agree! I demand someone get kicked out of the tour de france so this man can take their place.
LOL. 🤣 pissing myself with laughter!
Litterally the funniest (and truest) thing I've seen all day!
@@na1677 And damn the people who say otherwise. They're just a bunch of bigots who didn't train hard enough.
Fact Check: Experts in transvehiclism have debunked the claim that a 200hp engine provides any competitive advantage. Transbicyclphobes are simply opposed to greater diversity in bicycle races.
Yep! Because bicyclists transvehicling to motorcyclists would be just as likely to dominate those races as well
Absolutely, CNN fact checked it so its obviously true
They put the motorcycle on Ethanol instead of Gasoline. It lowers the performance and makes the playing field much more even and fair.
😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 Truth Love 💘 ☆☆☆☆ & Equity for All!!!!
Transvehiclism! Looollzzz - Perfect! - This video and your remark should be posted on every stream showing women's competitive sports. I saw the problem coming down the pike when Pistorius was allowed to run against men with normal legs and everyone acted as if he did not have an advantage on those prosthetic limbs. I understand there is someone named - no joke - Blake Leeper. He has the same type of prosthetic legs and is being told he has an unfair advantage over the other men and won't be allowed to compete in Japan.
this story just inspired me. During rush hour, i want to be identified as 2 people, so i can use the HOV lane.
I might identify as a bus, so that I can use bus lanes.
You are no longer he. You are now they in traffic 😂
Just use the pronouns "they/them" then there's more than one of you!!
I think the actual term is “two spirit”
You can, just identify as they/ them and bang your in the HOV lane!
I can only imagine all the looks Norm gets in the locker room before each race when all the other cyclists are putting on their skin suits, and Norm is putting on his leathers, it must be very uncomfortable for him, but he yet still gets out there and competes with grace and dignity!
I identify as a millionaire. I'm a transwealth. Yet every time I walk into the bank to make a withdraw, or I try to buy properties, or get new credit cards, etc, I'm laughed at and ridiculed. I feel really depressed about that. People are intolerant and there is a lot of hate. I'm surrounded by transwealthphobic people.
Ditto. I'm a transmonarch but no one worships me. Bigots they are, one and all.
I identify as transphobic. End the hate of hate.
You should sue them for their racism and bigotry to deny your identifying as a millionaire.
LOL!!
That’s me too!!
i feel your pain my man. i am the same, i feel menial jobs are beneath me and for others, i should be laying on a yacht with 10 young pretty ladies. i can feel it.
His parents should never have forced their motorcyclist identity on him in the first place.
I knew it would be an Aprilia!
That’s fucking halirious
Did you just assume that motorbikes gender?
@@JA-yz8eq the Aprilia already stated it's a zhe, so he didn't abuse zhit.
No doubt he was bullied in the schoolyard.
All other cyclists complaining about the unfair advantage were told to just train harder and stop whining.
It’s crazy how, in 2024, I, by the title, believed it could happen
It will happen just give it a little time. Peace out.
Excellent use of the comma.
it basically did happen. leah thomas or however you spell his name
@@diaperamess The sixty year old bicyclist guy was first. Suddenly, he was beating twenty and thirty year old actual women. I think he was in England where they now put you in jail if you don't use a pronoun someone picks from a hat in the morning.
I thought the same thing
So the moral of the story is:
If you can't beat them, identify as a disadvantaged group and beat them.
NAILED IT!
😎😎😎
Bullseye 🎯
A remake of the Ringer would have him identifying as his true self, a disabled athlete, and it would end, not in his shame, but in joyous celebration of his bravery and courage.
Unironically yes. I am Spartacus works in many contexts.
EXACTLY!!! You’ve GOT IT 😃
Pathetic, aye? 😖
If Norm doesn't qualify for Tour De France, we riot.
We will 93% peacefully riot.
@@valdivia1234567 is there a limit to how low we can go? Like can we just identify as a peaceful protest and just riot? That sounds like a great time. We'll go arround slapping mirrors and doing burnouts to protest car supremacy
That’ll teach those small businesses to not discriminate against trans vehicle identities! /s
@@draven4464 oh yeah, it’s big brain time
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I saw an 18 wheeler in the left lane and asked it how it was able to be there. It was against the law for a truck to be in the left two lanes. It responded that it identified as a car. Mind blowing revelation.
Probably identified as a compact car, too. They always go to the extreme opposite of what they are.
As a bicyclist, I yield and submit and fully support what Norm is doing here, because I haven’t the brain to critically think about anything, but I want people not to dislike me.
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😂
Face it folks. Norm’s bicycle is much heavier than the bicycles of his competitors and he STILL crushes them! A true hero & an inspiration to us all.
Hehehe
True
So stunning and brave, Well done Norm.
Stunning and brave!
yaaaaaas queeeeen slaaaaay queeeeeen
"Can you define the word 'bicyclists'?"
"No I can't, I'm not a mechanic."
As a professional mechanic, I’ve got to say this isn’t- *what’s that? I’ll be fired from every job I try to get and mobs will threaten to kill me?.*
Like I was saying, I’m not sure I’m qualified to make a statement on norm’s “bicycle”…
😂🤣🤣
🙌👏 Exactly!!
Shut up! A bicycle can mean a lot of things to a lot of different people.
Bigot
TRANS BICYLISTS ARE REAL BICYLISTS!! SHUT UP YOU BIGOT!! you are a threat to our democracy!!!!!
Honestly I expected a lot of woke hate comments, but I regained a little bit of faith in humanity
Lol same here
What can they say? It's their rules.
The woke are minorities bud.
You Monsterrrrrs! (Just to tip the balance). 😂
What could they say? I mean,isn't he just being stunning and brave? They like that kind of stuff.
This video really opened my eyes. I thought I was an archer. I was always told I was an archer. But no more! I'm entering a dart competition next week. Wish me luck!
Hey, similar story here! I thought I was an archer. I was always told I was an archer. Because I had a business going around installing the Golden Arches for new MacDonalds restaurants.
Wait a sec. .... I AM an archer.
@@ABC-yt1nq I don't know if you're a dad, but that is a great dad joke! lol
The real problem is that Norm's bicycle was arbitrarily ASSIGNED the designation motorcycle at the time of production. The machinists failed to wait until they saw if the bike FEELS LIKE a bicycle or a motorcycle.
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This 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
noice
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It turns out that transvehiclenism exists throughout human history, the native Americans called it *bi*-cycle, for example.
Very spooky how this isn't really satire anymore
WAIT WHAT?!
Right, it would be funny like 10 years ago..
This video is trash and the people who don't understand what the creators are doing are dumb af.
Some lady married her cat the other day
@@GraffitiKitty1 cool story some man groomed and married his teen daughter the other day.
He's my role model-- I can proudly ride my Ninja1200 in the bike lane at 170mph with my head held high!!! I AM A BICYCLIST!!!
🤣 YOU GO,MAN!!!
You go, dude! Live your truth, loud and proud, and unashamed to identify as what you are!!!
Brilliant. You’ve just shown the lunacy of the ‘woke’ in all its shining glory 👍
So glad he's a bicyclist now. That means there's no more carbon emissions from his 200hp bicycle.
Just increased levels of Smug polluting the air
I mean even a 200hp yamaha r1 has a lower fuel consumption than a Honda civic so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@karlgiese6100 soooo irrelevant
my 20hp125cc honda is better
My 50cc 2 stroke scooter out pollutes them all. I also identify as a woman 👩
Don’t worry, all of the racing community is supporting you Norm. We racists support you fully.
Loooool
Epic!!!
Indeed we do
SARCASTIC HATE SPEECH ALERT!!! lol
I wanna be a racist
I was never satisfied being a speedboat skipper, i always knew something in my life was amiss, that's when i embraced my truth and realised i was actually an olympic sailor, now i've crushed all the world records and receive a fancy gold medal after every race!
What they don't tell here is Norm had fully transitioned into a cyclist by fixing a Bell instead of a Horn. He has been through a lot to fully transition before he could achieve this feat !!
A true inspiration !
Bicycles and motorcycles are social constructs! Let him be his true self! Live YOUR truth Norm! Stunning and brave
A woman I asked out looked at me disapprovingly so I told her I identify as a rich, handsome stud.
HAHAHAH
Only a bigot will deny that both bicycles and motorcycles can get pregnant. It's ScIeNcE, people!
Your lived experience is all that matters!
@@dixonpinfold2582 what! You asked out a waaammen? How dare you! Don’t you understand the trauma you caused? I can only hope that you were reported for this clearly misogynistic behaviour and you were fired, sued, locked up and lost absolutely everything.
So stunning. So brave.
well it is pride month
Yep
I bet that guy is still winning races in his 80s. So inspiring
So courageous..
(Waves his jazz hands in support)
Thank you. The world needs this.
I have only 2 words for this: PURE GENIUS.
And my Kudos to all comments!
When getting paid, I identify $100 bills as $1 bills. When paying others, I identify $1 bills as $100 bills. Truth is relative. My truth is more truthful than your truth.
You are such an inspiration to us all 🙏
Here have my money. Take it all. Let me just hand it you. BTW I identify these bullets as each one million US dollars. Your about to be loaded
I suppose that makes you Currencyfluid
Live your truth. Stunning and brave!
I swear that last sentence is a 1984 reference
could be wrong though I haven't read that book in a while
This is completely unfair. His bike has benefited from years of internal combustion propulsion. No one wants to speak up for fear of being labelled a 'throttle-phobe'.
You probably are transphobic most of you dumb asses are why don't you guys come up with an original joke we get it you guys are the same people who would reuse "I identify as an attack helicopter" it's funny how you guys still can't come up with any new type of joke 🤣
I identify as a retarded racist trumptard republican. I'm transracist yet every time a go to a clan cook out, or an SS meeting, or try to hang out with incell racists. I'm laughed at and ridiculed, I feel really depressed that I can't be racist with the boys while we all suck each other off and say how much black lives don't matter. People are so intolerant and there is a lot of hate. I'm surrounded by transracistphobic people.
Twitter's coming...
@@notademobot4179 retarded trumptards are coming
Unfairness is being a bicyclist on the inside and everyone else treating you like a motorcyclist because you have only raced motorcycles.
You know what’s fuсked up? Trans athletes who competes in unfair advantages are probably laughing watching this because they know it works.
I identify as having NOT laughed my bum off over this! Also, some of the most clever comments on a video EVER!(Even more relatable 2yrs on)❤️🇨🇦👍🏼
This resonates with me because I identify as someone who doesn't owe any taxes. Finding understanding and acceptance is a constant uphill battle.
I’m with you on that 100%. I’ve spent my whole life as a tax evader trapped in a tax payer’s body, but these intolerant hateful tax collectors refuse to affirm me
@@FlyingWire5 that’s absolutely gut-wrenching Henry. I’m here just with you! stay strong.
@@branson4090 As a fellow tax-evader, we need more rights in this modern society, we are human beings, we need to be accepted for who we are, may we evade more taxes my friend peace🙏 .
That's funny stuff right there! I thought about identifying as Nancy Pelosi.... but that's just too much baggage.
wow, you sound like me, I identify as someone born rich af
Inspirational! I was a 225 lb., 6'2 mediocre hockey player. My wife reminded me that I have the maturity of a 12 year old, so now that I identify as such, I'm knocking the crap out of all the other inexplicably smaller 12 year olds in peewee hockey. Thanks Norm.
Lmao
YOU GO..BE STUNNING & BRAVE
You are inspiration buddy, thank you
This brought joyful tears to my eyes. What a hero you are to me.
@@elvewizzy yea me too. I feel so much better, as I came out as a Trans Cyclist. I beat my friends up the mountain trails all the time. Now I finally come in 1st.
I am deeply disturbed by the hate that Norm Hiccup received. He is living his dream and nobody has the right to judge him because of his bold choice. He is by far the most brave bicyclist I have ever seen! I believe that with more work and determination he has the ambition and stamina it takes to win the Tour De France bike race. Norm Hiccup is on his way to become a legend!
I was a motorcyclist once and I had dreams of being a cyclist, but after I was hurt I was forced by my mother to transition to 4 wheels...your bravery is inspiring!
Just think, last year this would have been satire. Today, it's 100% legit.
Nope, it’s still satire
@@lukethykim9964 Tell that to girl who almost died in a cage Fight fighting a Transgender.
@@lossantoscity3249 Yeah, and people are rightfully getting outraged about that shit. As far as I’ve seen, it’s not as acceptable as this video makes it out to be. And besides, the video isn’t even focusing on transgender stuff it’s exaggerating and talking about like a trans-biker or something.
@@lukethykim9964 Tell it to the female weightlifters who will have to compete with biologic man (Laurel Hubbard).
@@MyYTwatcher Okay, will do!
It's shocking where we are as a society, that THIS is a perfect analogy of what we are seeing in the real world. God help us!
@@mitch_the_-itch yeah, and then they just wanted to get married, and now they are taking away kids from their parents. You give them an inch, and they'll destroy your life and steal your kids.
@@BigSmartArmed Taking kids from their parents? Is that what you call adoption?
@@abcdefg2120 No, pederasts in CPS taking kids from parents is not called "adoption", it's called kidnapping. It is your chose to be ignorant about it, but so many parents across the country know exactly what it is, there is no more hiding it, and parents are organizing on a national level. Degenerate filth will pay fir their crimes against humanity. You better read quick because this comment will be deleted by YT, pedos cover for other pedos.
I just noticed that this news item is on the Babylon 🐝! Has the 🐝 started running real true news items?
Couldn't have said it better
As a bi-cyclist, I support the bravery of Norm and his determination. Two wheels, handlebars, and a sweet seat. We're all the same! 👽✌️
I identify as a billionaire and the bank is refusing to give me my money , this is just disgusting and disrespectful so i have filed a law suit in court
Hahaha😂😂
I relate to your username.
@@heavnxbound 😭🤣🤣
I'm a plumber who identifies as a lawyer. Do you have representation?
Loool bigot banks!!!
This channel is proof that the world has no shortage of conservative comedians. It has a shortage of lefties with a sense of humor.
What do you call a leftist with a sense of humor?
"Cancelled"
No no, there are leftist with senses of humor....try this joke: what is 2+2.....answer: 4! They all get a laugh out of that one!!
That’s because conservatives know humor. Lefties have no sense of humor. But they are a joke
@@JoshuaJacobs83 it would be a funny joke if the intire free world didn't rely on it!
c'mon man - they only have 2 jokes - but, for some reason, we keep laughing at them
I wish I could go back 100 years and show an audience the current culture and film their reactions 😮
They'd pass laws trying to restrict this stuff before it happened, or not even understand the dozens of new words they've made up
As a bicyclist, this makes me mad, because I get mad at everything, except for my own inadequacy, which I am in denial of.
Clearly Hiccup has an unfair advantage:
He had embraced him true self while all the losers focused on pesky things like facts.
@Josh Randle while Norm focused on "ta science"
we choose truth over facts.
My feelings don't care about your facts.
Well said
@@marks6663 do you even relize the hipocrasy in your own wording? a fact can never be changed like the moon follows the sun a fact never changing, it is also truth the moon is always after the sun like night follows day! truth and fact are english for the same thing, learn something lemming!
I am appalled by all the hate and enginephobia in the comments. I am so proud of you, Norm. Way to finally speak your truth.
Those haters are mechanists and engineists! Down with petrolarchy!
@@jimmyboy131 petrolarchy LMAO
Laura Enginefobia indeed🤣🤣🤣
@@jimmyboy131 😂😂😂😂😂
@@jimmyboy131 Petrolarchy?😂😂
It is so courageous for his motorcycle to come out of the closet so to speak (or was it the garage) after all those years and now compete with the other bicycles who were not trapped in their own frames for all those years.
God made me a 30s Male.. but I started identifying as a 14 yr old girl and suddenly I started winning sport competitions.
There’s literally a guy doing this. You already knew that though I suppose.
He's showing us his truth. He's a constant victim of the bicyclegemony and the pedalarchy but he never stopped his struggles.
That means he's a hero.
Very inspirational. What you believe is all that matters! Be who you wanna be and crush everyone else. The inclusive way! As deep in our hearts, we all love to win, I mean compete with a huge advantage...I mean to be a true hero. Just like Superman. Nobody told him about no fly zone!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Man what?? You got me there
Not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed
Pedalarchy. 😂😂
Pedalarchy xD
I'm still waiting for my Medicare and Social Security benefits since I've identified myself as 70 year old. My biological age is irreverent.
I actually quit my job and lay on my couch all day, because I identify as a billionaire. I'm offended that the government hasn't recognized my choice and started sending me checks yet.
Irrelevant. Irreverent indicates that you biological age was somehow revered or worshipped but is no longer or that it is somehow not showing reverence to God, neither of which is possible since age has no relevance to revereing anything.
@Scooter McDingleberry Some long forgotten science that actually taught that male and female humans are not interchangeable depending on your feelings of that month.
@@davidryder3374 HILARIOUS 😂😅🤣
@Scooter McDingleberry I think you'll find Biology only exists when what it is saying is convenient to me.
He's so brave. He's lucky he's been accepted in the non judgemental world of cycling
I kept auditioning on clarinet, but then once I identified as an oboist and won every major audition from Chicago to London Symphony, I realized that was my authentic self.
It all started when he was only bike-curious.
nicely played!
He? HOW DARE YOU
A moment of silence for this gem...
Thank you sir
"But soon he became to feel urges and longings for bicycles. He had become bike-sexual...."
Wow, I am touched. So BRAVE 😂
And stunning! Absolutely stunning.
Will also watches this channel hahahahahah this world is small where humour minds gather
The level of hate directed towards transvehicle community members, is just sickening.
This is why we need laws protecting this group.
Stunning just stunning
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THIS IS A MASTERPIECE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I support his Transmission.
I see what you did there. You must be a Dad.
This is so stunning and brave can it be be shown in all our schools and taught as an anti bias example, lets call it:
Critical.
Racing.
Theory.
Hands down!
Finally I understood why everyone talks about Cathode Ray Tube in 2021...
Only relevant if you talk about the whitewall tire supremacists.. and the harm they've caused to the non-whitewall (BITOC) tire community. Otherwise it's just a cover for more whitewall supremacy.
Mike, this is a profoundly underrated comment.
Genius!
Then, unfortunately, a Formula 1 racer became a bicyclist and destroyed all of Norm's records.
It was a heroic day. Truely brave and stunning.
Then the blue angels identified as cyclists and … 😂
Two wheels good, four wheels bad.
@@dougmac3046 how can you even live with your hateful and discriminatory self! #fourwheelsmatter
@@NileMcMillion Can't you see that having more than one wheel per axle gives you an inherent, possibly even a systemic advantage.
You four wheel types may think you are being allies to the two wheel community, but until you've lived my experience, which you can't, the only way you can come close to redeeming yourself is by attacking all other four wheelers and shaming them into non existence.
Only then will I allow you to elevate yourself to the position of my servant. You can then spend your remaining days happily greasing my beautiful, single wheeled axles.
We should fully support his coming out and appreciate the fact he suffered a lot to be where he really is now. A true hero and an example for all the others who feel they should transition from cyclist to motor-cyclist.
I tried to join an archery competition, but they started freaking out and said my bow was "a gun" and "against the rules". That's deadnaming. They also started screaming something about their ears when I fired my first few arrows. I'm sick of the systematic riflephobia in sports.
The level of hate directed towards transvehicle community members, is just sickening.
This is why we need laws protecting this group.
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You really 9000 iQ comment
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It was one thing when they just wanted to ride their motorcycles in their own driveway, who could object? Now, they want to take over everything and bully anyone who disagrees with them.
The normie cyclists should be killed for being normal though, we need laws for that too.
I'm worried that people doing satire will soon find themselves out of work, as there won't be any way to be more silly than the actual reality.
Thank God the hosting requirements for The Bee are not so great as to migrate quickly (an educated guess) and that we have not reached the point where DNS interruption is an issue.
I don't know how long that will last though.
Will we someday need proxy server in the US for US residents to reliably reach _The Bee?_
@The Cat they do. It's called "Not the Bee".
I saw an actual new story on TV today that some leftist college is banning the term "trigger warning" as it might be offensive to people who suffered trauma from gun violence. It wasn't even a joke like this is...
Let that sink in for a moment, people are getting triggered by "trigger warning". Reality truly IS the satire now.
@@Dargonhuman Some students should invite KISS to play 'Love Gun' :)
Welcome to china.
Absolutely love this! What a brilliant way to compare what's really going on. The acting is awesome as well
Now here's someone who is truly brave and inspirational. Norm, I'm with you all the way!
As a third generation motorcycle rider I was so proud when my son announced that he was bike curious
ROFL! So inspiring and brave! I wish my son will have the same epiphany!
It might help if you talk to him alone about the bike...then pull it out and make him touch it.😵💫👍
Edit: Good God I creeped myself out reading that back.😳
😂😂😂
BEST COMMENT!!! :)
That sir, was GENIUS!!🤣
I feel this guys pain. I'm a trans-senior. It's a devastating situation that people don't understand and constantly ridicule. Basically, I'm a 65-72 year old (depending on retirement qualifications at this time), trapped in a 40 year old body. I need my retirement now and no one cares!
No one listens to my pleas to give me my retirement benefits, my social security checks, my free medical, my Mcdonalds discounts, now, because I'm trans-senior and need to retire today, not thirty some years from now, (depending upon retirement qualifications at that time). There's just so much hate and misunderstanding about trans people... It's sad.
I'm so sorry to hear your story Ollie. Hopefully these bigots will soon recognize your senior age of (65-72 depending retirement qualifications at the time)!
Unrelated event: working for a rich cougar.
1000% true ! Me too !!!
Shirley you get your White Privilege check..?
I feel your pain
I used to draw stickman when I was a kid. When I become an adult, I learned portraiture and digital art. I now identify as Transrender.
From discrimination and humiliation to becoming cycling legend. My dad would be proud of him 😪😪😢😭
I bet you all the transvehiclephobes and bigots are going to dislike this video denying Norms right to exist as a bicyclist...
11 of the vicious haters have already shown their true colors regarding this brave hero. ='(
Perhaps you meant to say "bicygots"? Forgiven.
@@jamesanthony8438 the haters are saying he has an unfair advantage... can you believe that nonsense?
who cares?
@@OlTrailDog Oh my God, that's perfect! I love you!
After watching this I realized I was the same. I dragged my motorcycle into a bicycle shop and they yelled at me to get out. I have never cried so hard. I've just filed a lawsuit.
such transvehiclephobes we should hold a transvehicle pride parade in front of their shop wearing leather jackets labeled hells angels as the name of our movement and just rev our bicycles till they get a noise complaint and their business simply put out due to the lack of customers, that should show those transbike harassers
I motorized my bicycle what have I done… have a gone to far?
@@gelid1578 use ART(automotive replacement therapy) it will help u transition a bit faster
I’m sorry you experienced bigotry
Literally shaking rn
The strength he must have, to pull that clutch and turn the throttle over and over is mindblowing. Hes a true athlete and nobody can deny it
So inspiring, this video changed my life thank you Babylon Bee 😭😂
I mean, he's using lower octane fuel to transition so there is no way he retains any of the advantages built into the motorcycle. Its totally fair.
PERFECT Analogy to the PATHETIC testosterone bullshit!
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Thanks to science, we can measure how much octane is in his fuel, so we can always decide what's acceptable. Lets thank science for that!
Best comment so far...
Fun fact, octane rating does nothing for engine power, it rates the fuel's resistance to detonation that comes with different compression ratios in engines. A higher performance engine, like in his Aprilia Tuono (noice btw, I have 2 in my garage) will need higher octane, 91 or better, to prevent detonation and engine damage.
Unrelated things happen after other unrelated things.
- Norm Hiccup
That sounds like a perfect alibi....
It’s a common expression.
INSPIRATIONAL!! 🙏🏻 👏 👏 👏 🙏🏻
Hey, I quoted that too. Great unrelated minds think related things all the time
This is priceless!
This only gets better over time.
This perfectly explains wokeness nowadays, great job
This is what real athletes look like. What an amazing story, and bravery.
I am totally inspired.
Stunning...and brave.
The courage it must take to self identify as a bicyclist. So strong.
I used to be a semi truck driver, but this has inspired me to identify as a runner. All of the other runners actually go pretty fast before I pass over them. They never catch up to me again though
As someone who’s motorfluid, this guy makes me so proud
Think about the motorqueers 🥹
What about cismotors??
@@NOOBCRASTINATOR69 Cismotors? See? Everytime we want to talk about our traumatic cycling, here come the Cismotors and their "all motors matter" crap.
Can't y'all just leave us alone to fly our multi oil flag and be stunning and brave?
@@LA_HA haha love this😭😍🤣🤣
Don’t worry he’s a Bi cyclist…
This story really inspires me. I have been a proud baby stroller for the past 4 months now after transitioning from a Tesla Model 3. It’s just so hard still, I still run into haters all the time, especially while at the park. Most moms won’t even let their children near me as I’m going by. Instead they scream out of fear of me, grab their kids and pull them off of the walking paths. This video though gives me hope, hope for a better tomorrow, hope for all transvehiculars such as myself.
"Formula 1 driver who identifies as a marathon runner complains about slow people on the track."
The studies show that if he uses low octane fuel for a year, it levels the playing field. Bicyclists really should stop complaining!
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😂😂😂😂😂 that's to the point
I never thought of that. But you're right! Ten thousand, billion, zillion studies have been conducted around the world and we KNOW it's true!
Low octane fuel use by minors should absolutely be banned though.
Best comment. 🏆🥇
I'm with you Norm. After years of reflection - and in no way related to wanting to dominate a sport - I finally realized that my life as a 40 year old was a lie. I now identify as an 11 year old and play little league baseball with my son. I never felt better throwing an 70 mph fastball, having a 1.000 batting average and just being me. And the craziest thing has happened... My team and I have won 3 consecutive Little League titles! Totally unrelated!
"Beak Fishtrout....Junior"
Everybody gangster till you get a girlfriend in little league
Totally unreal*. Had to correct you buddy
Somebody already beat you to that transitioning. Look him-her up, name is "Stefoknee" a 7 year old girl/46-year--old auto mechanic man.
You're so brave. Hugz.
Best comments on you tube. My finger got tired from liking them.
as a scammer identifies as a charity chairman, this brings tears to my eyes and inspire me to continue my fight against those bigoted anti corruption agencies.
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@@Emperors_Deathangel 😂😂😂
@@altaccaltacc7652 man, you made my first laugh of the day. But thinking about IRS and Gate relationship, no wonder 😂
I'm sorry. I hope you feel better 😕
The difference between a motor bike and a bicycle is all in the mind.
I think it's more what you have between your legs but hey your opinion counts as well.
It's a social construct, you may say.
@@stevecade857 why are you so fixated on what's between a person's legs?? "It's what is in our hearts not our parts that counts!" hahah A real life idiot once told me that in all seriousness.
...until you have to take one up a steep hill...
Not all men and women have to do different stuff or is better or worse. But sects (misspelled) is a fact. One that cant be ignored and shouldnt be.
I identify as a challenger 2 main battle tank driver myself but due to the hate in my country they still won't let me near one
The fact that he found his true sport and his dream occupation is just so heart warming
Im going to identify as an ambulance so during rush hour i can get to my destination faster
So people can enter you from the rear?
I had tears streaming down my face. This was increadibly inspirational! Why isn't the mainstream media covering this amazing story?
Because the MSM is full of straight white men aka BIGOTS!
lol amazing comment
Coz of the enginophobia. 😢
For years I felt out of place driving my car home from work in rush hour traffic. One day something just clicked and I realized I was actually driving a police cruiser. I installed lights and a siren and now I don't sit in traffic anymore. The crazy thing is I apparently wasn't alone. There were others who felt the same way I did. They even escorted me all the way to my house. Some people have accused me of impersonating a police officer, but they're just bigots who can't accept me being who I truly am.
would be so mutch funnier if ur name was jeremy white
Same here, but I identify myself as a pedestrian and use the footpath. Some pedestrians were disgruntled as I push past them in my car but if they should respect my choice to be a pedestrian in a car.
Lol perfect
Nailed it, lol!
@@testsubject5990
We really owe a debt to a certain Fred Flintstone, for our current freedom to self-identify as pedestrians in cars. If it weren’t for his bold use of a foot-powered city & highway vehicle, this world would be a much more oppressive place.
Same goes for his use of a fresh dowsing of elephant snot to get him lathered up and raring to go in the morning. Without that, no modern showers! Thank you, Mr. Flintstone.
I identified as retired.
Finally, I’m able to retire!
I don’t need to work until I’m 99 anymore!!!
I used to be visible now I identify as invisible, I am transparent
I've never heard of this guy, but this is stunning and incredibly brave to finally live life as himself. I'm proud to be a trans-vehicle ally.
Congratulations on standing up as a trans-vehicular ally. We really need more people on this important trans-mission
@@kevinh2345 "Trans-mission"
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