Girl Too Young For Tattoo Offered Irreversible Gender Surgery
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- 14-year-old Amy knows what she wants in life: a permanent neck tattoo. She tracks down the shadiest tattoo parlor in the city and ends up finding some unexpected wisdom from the shop's proprietor.
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#tattoo #woke #gender
What other things are kids not able to acquire without parental consent?
toy
Depending on the state and their age, a job.
"All U.S bud light drinkers who recently changed drinks are getting charged with a hate crime"
Thanks to being carded at the register, I have discovered over the years there are certain odd things people make drugs with, like WhiteOut, Spray Paint, Cough Syrups, Liquid Cement glue (which we all had on our school lists in the 80s and 90s), and so on. Bars, of course. I think R-rated movie tickets are also still off limits.
@@AmandaMoutos Spray paint is used for "huffing," inhaling to coat the inside of your lungs so you are deprived of oxygen and feel silly. It is extremally dangerous, but not a drug.
Bee can no longer make satire that cannot be passed for actual events.
P0 lol
"Are there any side effects?"
"We have no idea!"
What is satire?
Huh?
I was thinking the same thing. Gotta admit, though: the acting was particularly good for this one.
Girl gets tattoo.
Parents: “You’re scarring your body for life.”
Girl gets gender reassignment surgery.
Parents: “WE’RE SO PROUD OF YOU!”
so brave
@@caribbeanbound8357 And stunning.
@Salty Creole lol the brave and stunning thing is funny cuz wasn't that what they said about Bruce Jenner? And now she hates the modern liberals.
Very scared body. Very scared indeed. Traumatized for life, even.
Be exact, LIBERAL parents!!!!
the fact that those advocating for child sex changes genuinely think they're morally correct is terrifying to me
Everybody thinks they are moraly correct. The human mind can twist every dark thought. Thats why we need a universal truth. Which can be found in christianity.
@@TheAhmetcanizationI was with you until you mentioned a religion. So close.
@@TheAhmetcanization the last part 💀 (just like Babylon production)
Explain to me: Is this video parody on conservatives perception of gender care or is it the actual perception of a conservative on gender care?
@@TheAhmetcanizationI agree with you
This should be a PSA on every channel. Every platform. Well done
We had Johnny the Walrus, and now this.
Good.
My daughter loves Johny the Walrus! Great book!
Share it, and make it so!
What, and risk people becoming aware of their idiocracy??? Shut up and get back in your cage, pervert!
These things would make the men of Sodom and Gomorrah blush
I love the symbolism of the cautious guy instantly becoming psychotic as he pulls out his surgical hacksaw with enthusiasm. 🤣
That definitely wasn't a "surgical" hacksaw. Which makes it better.
Oh wow Paulry Barcyzk you nailed exactly what I was emotionally feeling! Yup he was like the joker "HAHAHA ONE GENDER REASSIGNMENT SURGERY COMING RIGHT UP *CRAZY COOK LAUGHTER*" perfectly PSHYCOPATHIC AND CRAZY FOR ALL CHILDREN TO ENJOY!
What is he even cutting?! Them tiddies?😂😂😂
So help me understand.... A child cannot see an R rated movie without an adult but they CAN get life altering gender surgery without an adult?!
Welcome to Planet Psycho.
@@pauldavis5665 you mean USA?
@@Andrei-if1drthe west
Yes but she would have to wait until she is 16
@@Andrei-if1dr There are a lot of countries just as "woke" or even more "woke" than the USA. Australia, New Zealand, UK, even Canada. Pretty much all western society countries. Sadly, the problem of is a lot more widespread than just one country.
Its a shame that this is necessary. Masterfully done. Bravo. 👍
As a retired Marine, I would say simply evil.
@@johnmcclain3887
It clearly points out the pervasive evil in our society that promotes this gender insanity. Pure Evil.
I hadn't thought of all the other age restrictions we put on kids. This make gender modification/manipulation without parental consent seem even more evil. You have to be some kind of massive hypocrite to be for sex modification for kids and still support restrictions on tattoos, cigs, marriage, alcohol, driving, etc.
The people who support mutilating children are probably okay with those other restrictions going away TBH. It makes sense considering the lefties defend Pedophiles "my bad minor attracted people".
Hypocrites no. DEMONS yes.
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Oh yes, because clearly the logic of allowing children to operate a multi-ton vehicle on public roads totally applies to allowing them to make permanent, life-altering decisions about their gender without parental consent. You're right, it's not like there are any major differences in the potential risks and consequences involved there... oh wait. But hey, maybe we should just let kids do whatever they want, regardless of the long-term impact on their lives or those around them. Who needs rules and restrictions anyway, right?
The reason I'm all for trans youth health care is pretty simple. It can be life saving.
You guys like to talk about how dramatic and irreversible changes can be with HRT. Or how traumatic it could be if one where to later find out they weren't trans at all. But guess what: so is puberty. If a trans teenager has to expierience changes that don't align with their gender, they are much more likely to also expierience serious mental health issues and potentially kill themselves. That's not an exaggeration. Part of that risk is also a lack of societal support, but extreme dysphoria is bad enough itself.
Comparing that to the consumption of drugs is laughable. Btw, I'm all for lowering the age restriction for tattoos. Adults are just as stupid as teenagers when it comes to stuff like that.
@@Rubycule 😂 comparing the natural life processes with body mutilation.
"Take the pills Amy." I just got chills. Because I can actually picture these psychos suffering from withdrawals because the kids may refuse. Sick.
Throw a white coat on and get an MD and people will believe you if you tell them they’re a rhinoceros and that you need to attach a horn to them or they’ll die
@@bigiron3304 or just put Faucis face on him when he said that
Their are now withdrawal symptoms from hormone therapy, and most of the therapy is just talking to a therapist, not taking drugs
@@ticklover9 That isn't what they said.
This was legit incredible. The acting, superb. Very eye opening. You guys are killing it.
that new guy is insane for real
I love how the Bee can illustrate the absurd by being absurd. Really good satire is subtle as it cuts, and the Bee stings before you even know you've been stung.
Woah! Well said.
that's why Zoomers h8te sarcasm. because it cuts, it hurts and it's so true
@@nicoleking772 it's how they justify the whole 'speech is violence' crap.
@@nicoleking772as a zoomed myself, I love sarcasm. I think most teens do
Ohhh, so that's why it's named that
This video delivers the point flawlessly. Kid can't get a tattoo without parental agreement but doctors can mutilate them.
Can't buy a mature VIDEO GAME even lol
who are the doctors conducting these surgeries and how are they being held accountable?
And why are they not concerned about a future malpractice lawsuit? ….
This whole “transness” cult isn’t helping anyone, if anything it just makes things worse for people who have actual dysphoria and those without who’ve been misled with the sensational misinformation campaign. Also the making fun of the video game violence bit was spot on.
I mean the games rated M for mature, so 14 year olds can't buy it
They need to identify as trans-adults and then Gamestop is legally required to sell to them lest they be fired for bigotry
The vast majority of the people who transition who have said dsphoria end up offing themselves anyway.
@@soundrogue4472 Good riddance
@@soundrogue4472I'm pretty sure it's not the majority but it's definitely a lot of them who fall into depression and yes some off themselves you're right. May God have mercy on these twisted people and lead them to truth.
God bless you very much!
@@sola.gratiaits nearly a majority, 35-45%
That man was so so nice and so caring in the he explained why she couldn't have all those things until she mentioned gender surgery and then he pulled out a hacksaw like he was jack the ripper!
And where did the blood on his gloves come from?! 😂
@@dawnburris6412 Those were the gloves that didn't fit OJ.
@Random Female Your not far off. And the best part is Gavin is running for President in 2024 so he can run the US like he's run California.
Yes that is what happened in this video
@@Joreel I guess I always wanted to live in a third world country anyway...
Can't even buy a lottery ticket in most states till 21, but can get drugs and surgeries that can make you sterile for life as a teenager. Smh.
And murder your unborn baby
What state you live in that's 21? Gambling is 18
@@fateweaver9844 Louisiana. they changed it here a few years ago. Scratch off to.
@@michaels809 lame
@@fateweaver9844 Yeah it's lame. Ironic thing is, Louisiana was the last state to raise the drinking age from 18 to 21, and also in act seatbelt laws which was both done in the late ninety's. The Feds pressured the state that if they didn't comply, they would withhold tax payer road funding and such until they changed the laws. Feds are bully's....If you can fight in the military at 18, you should be able to gamble and have a damn drink if you chose.
This depicts how creepy, evil and dangerous our society has become!
How creepy, evil, and dangerous the *_Left_* has become!
Idk any rational reason to think we’re gonna be okay. Not one. At least not a tangible, measurably reason. Unless God bails us out with some unfathomable miracle, then we have to be facing the most miserable and painful collapse of all time. And we deserve it. So, if we get what we deserve then we’re F’d. I can’t imagine how bad it’s going to be.
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The mental rot does not spread bottom up. Its definitely planified top down. The elites want to disseminate those crazy ideas to make the people adrift.
*It's just the American Society* ,the rest of the world is doing fine by rejecting American Mind Virus.....
Bro these two need to act in Movies. That was great. The girl was awesome, and the guy switching from normal to psycho really sold it to me.
i aten 3 of these for only 22 bucks where i live for lunch today with a 10 piece nuggets and large fry and hershey pie with a large coke and i thought they were really good but i had them add extra mayo to mine and dipped em in ranch but even plane i thought they would be really good i mean not as good as kfc double down with extra cheese and mayo but still pretty good im tryin to cut back on bread tho for keto diet to lose pounds my doctor said bread is the worst thing for u cuz of carbs so ive been using fried chicken pattys for bread that i do in my deep fryer and i use hidden valley ranch packet and panko for breeading and it tastes better anyway crazy how just cutting back on bread has made me feel better carbs are really bad for you fat and cholesteral and protein is all you need and dont eat fish cuz of toxins but red meat chicken bacon cheese and mayo is all the body needs im tryin to eat fruit to tho but i hate fruit and veggies so that is kinda hard for me but i do eat ketchup for my fries so at least i eat some veggies but fruit is tough for me and eating it makes me feel sick but i did eat a banana last weeek with peanut butter and some sugar on top and it wasnt that bad but it felt fuzzy and had stringy white shit on it but i could see my self eat one a week prolly i like gummy bears tho and they have cherry grape a=nd more flavors and they taste good sorry for ramblin lol was bored i guess
@@Travybear1989 Fucking hell, my head hurts after getting sucked into that blackhole that is your insane comment.
I thought the same thing. Good acting.
@@Travybear1989 I thought it was riveting.
Yup I was like cool I wish I were the PSHYCOPATH! Just because I like to scare people.
I was a foster kid in the early 2000’s in AK and they were very forceful about medicating all of us. Sedated kids are just easier to deal with. I adamantly refused and they told me I had “oppositional defiance disorder” or in fancy words would not do what they said. Nearly all of my foster siblings over age 9 or so were drugged in some way, many to the point of being drooling idiots and most turned to street drugs by the time they aged out. Now grown, I have been a foster parent for years and have helped get kids off of as many as 9-10 psych drugs in thier early teens. Even filed complaints due to psychiatric staff not even knowing who or why they had prescribed said meds. They drug these kids because they think they are making it easier for the parents/staff a lot and get very angry if you question it. The whole thing has pushed meds on who knows how many kids, forcing them to become addicted and setting them up with an inability to cope with emotion or frustration without meds.
Just my observations on the situation.
That said I’m now living the American dream, I own acreage I have three beautiful daughters, a wonderful husband, I teach p/t at my churches homeschool co-op, garden, etc.
it is always possible to do better in life if you try, and the American dream is still very real….maybe not so much in commiefornia…..getting pretty bad there in Oregon and Washington too…..
Drugs should not be given to kids unless all other options have been tried and tried again. We need to give kids skills to cope with life not drugs to numb them.
Thanks BB for another sorta funny sorta creepy short!
Thank you so much for this comment
Best to you and your family
That's disgusting and horrible what was/is happening. Thank you for sharing.
Yeah they tried doing that to me too glad my parents took out of Bradley when they did
I lost my parents to a murder-suicide and was put in foster care, within a week the court appointed dr was saying I was “too upset” and had prescribed me antidepressants and anti-anxiety meds 🤬🤬🤬
Where in alaska? I was born in palmer
I love how she sees him switch to telling her she can't do ANYTHING, to immediately trying to remove her body parts, and just goes "Why did I think coming here was a good idea?!".
This is a great way to frame this whole argument.
It straight up isn’t a great way to frame this argument. It is an over exaggeration of the real world. Doctors are not providing gender confirmation surgery to minors. This does not happen. Ever. It’s illegal for goodness sake.
This video also implies that doctors are trying to force kids to take puberty blockers. This also does not happen. Ever.
In addition to all this, it states that this is all done without parental notice or permission. This is also incredibly baseless and factually incorrect.
A minor is not able to have these surgeries. A minor is unable to get puberty blockers on their own. A minor is unable to get hormone replacement therapy on their own. In order to get puberty blockers and hormones, the minor needs parental permission. Trust me, I know, otherwise I would have HRT.
As a side note, puberty blockers have zero adverse effects. Zero. That means that they cause no damage or harm to kids. They simply postpone puberty. Once someone stops taking puberty blockers, they will have their puberty as usual.
All the transphobic claims in this video are so easy to debunk with just a little research, it’s a wonder that people actually believe it.
Lol yup Christianity rules. I don't see atheists really taking up their heavy burden weights and working hard.
@@IsraelCountryCube You've never heard a good take from an athiest, like Carl Benjamin or Bill Maher? If you can admit you have, then you have to admit that sometimes people you think are crazy have some good ideas.
That's how I feel about Christians.
Sorry, TH-cam is being finicky.
In the end though it was a good idea because she learned a significant lesson that will now allow her to see the world as it is
"Video games cause violance" This is gold. So many people think video games are the only reason for people to be psychopaths.
Fun fact: GTA 5 recently removed trans npc’s from the game because like with everyone in the game, players could potentially beat them up and kill them. Apparently being able to kill a trans person in a video game makes you more likely to kill them in the real world.
Politicians will blame any problem other than the actual root cause.
the bee is now making documentaries instead of comedy
😨
🤡🌎 IS REAL LIFE
Both, actually.
Very true and shows how sick society has gotten.
"Allowed" to become, still enabled as long same people are allowed on the top, wait long enough and they will start ww3, those same people want to kill 8 billion before 2050.
Don’t blame society. Blaming society allows the villians to avoid accountability. It’s dem that is at fault
Babylon Bee, you are one of the reasons I still believe there's sanity in the world
you realize this is a right wing christian organisation, right?
@@ThronsohnAnd? - A proud Jew.
@@yitzikaner7851 Religion isn't sane
@@Thronsohn Yes And 😏,Also If I had to choose to be Insane or believe that 14-year-olds can castrate themselves then please show me to the nearest asylum
@@Thronsohn
Look at me and say that having rules and morals ascribed to you by a higher power is worse than what is going on today.
If religion is considered Kool aid today, I'm picking fruit punch.
How could anyone watch videos like these and not immediately discern the real-life absurdity to which it alludes. This was so good!
Nowadays people just dont have common sense, as they say, its the least common of all senses
Because their concept of transgenderism is deliberately stuck on “people just existing.” That’s all they’re able to acknowledge.
💯 percent
I just stumbled into this and immediatelly thought about the absurdity of the whole idea
And then I read the comments
Wow this young girl can act. She is professional
fellow python programer o7
This really brings out the hypocrisy in today's culture
needs to be funny to get views :(
the people that need to see and understand this never will...
i had a few for lunch and i just asked for 6 mayo packets and they was pretty good
@@eplanti Well, it still got views, and it wasn’t funny in the slightest, so maybe the Bee’s lies don’t actually have to be funny.
@@Resolver101 that's just shadowing initial views, not views from shares :(
Give that tattoo-master an Oscar! Superb acting...
The part about her changing her mind three times in one second is 100% awesome writing. And the part where he's doing the tattoos he regrets is hilarious
Makes perfect sense, Tattoo - bad, partial body mutilation - good!
When they all realize that they had their sexuality robbed from them there is going to be a lot of drama and other things. Imagine never being able to uhhh have a you know what...you gave up one of the loveliest joys in life for a frankencr0tch. Thanks mommy! Now I'm going to deal with myself. Nobody learned from A Boy Named Sue? This will be even worse. My heart goes out to all of these children.
@@Someone-kg8qf they will just kill themselves like usual because at the end of the day it's a straight up mental disorder.
Show this on all campuses! Please!
Great work, Babylon Bee! More power to you!
How about starting with kindergarten and stop the insanity in its tracks.
@@whatthehell2592 Exactly! The whole educational system needs a reboot.
@@whatthehell2592 Better yet: take care of the "tumors" at the top instead of just fighting the symptoms.
@@C-rations2394 Definitely! Long overdue!!
@@OneofInfinity. Even better!!!
This was actually sincerely horrifying. The fact that this is happening to children all around the country is so disturbing.
She can get gender affirming surgery or an abortion. But the boy having sex with her can be arrested for statutory *ape if her parents press charges or if he is 18 but not old enough to drink.
You sound a little too interested in that subject.
Double standards suck tbh
@@joe5923 BeCauSe pArtIarchy
@@mikegalvin9801 You sound a little too interested in people interested in that subject.
See how that works, ass-hat?
@@joe5923 Because women are less mentally developed than men and therefore must be given extra protection. You know, like children.
Oh wait, same difference.
The shop keeper nailed "crazy", well done Bee.
Yo that shift was terrifying
Who was the shopkeeper
I was already grinning but when I saw the Cosby tattoo I laughed so hard that I snorted coffee out my nose.
She's a better actress than many of the adults Babylon Bee uses ; She was really, really good......so was the guy, but it's rarer to see kids this good at that age.
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I doubt she's actually 14.
The doctor in the thumbnail looks like he's one missing skeleton away from losing his medical license
"What was noise?"
"The sound of progress my friend."
"should I be awake for this?" "Erm...no."
"Archimedes, no! It's filthy in there! Heh, birds."
@@Vecchio_Rhosod85 ah tf2 is immortal
As a fourteen year old this is all too familiar. Social workers forced me to take puberty/period blockers at 12. I refused and got into deep shit for it.
why? were you confused about your gender?
@@yourmum69_420 It was either that or a tattoo.
Why did they force you ?
It's weird how kids are even talking to social workers. They didn't have those back in the day. Parents had the job of social work. Damn shame.
How insane - when their victims start filing lawsuits it will get their attention.
Parents shouldn't be able to circumcise their kids either. Boy or girl.
You don't circumcise girls. That's a surgery specific to the penis. And removing the foreskin isn't life altering. It's arguably more hygienic because it helps with keeping the penis clean.
Holy crap. Educate yourself
Love the Cosby tattoo 😂
He needs a second one that say take a chill pill.
I wonder how many real women regret getting a tramp stamp tattoo on their lower backs when it was all the rage to do so. Now they are in their 40's to 50's.
Me too!! I’m glad someone noticed this 😂.
Who needs parents when you have an “affirming” village?
Yep, ya nailed it! Who started that crap? Hillary Clinton, 30 years ago!
It's almost like some kind of cult.
I love the actor in this video. He went from so protective to so
Convincingly psychotic.
Both are really talented actors -- use them more! And the message is spot on.
Exceptional work BB, this really highlights the tragic insanity of our world today
She can casually spot a GP100 after just one look.
That's a good girl!
One of my favorite parts. That and the video games.
0:54 That two words simply mean "skunk."
I feel personally attacked that she didn't have to pay $200 just to HOLD that copy of Turok 2. My god the times we live in!
How much do I have to pay to hold the original. I had dreams as a child with the blue chick.
@@spinny2593 Yeah, Adon was so fine.
Since we're on the subject, I still have my n64 copy of Turok 2, with the instruction manual! No box, though.
Just tell yourself its just a prop.
Anyone here play Turok: Rage Wars? I thought it was terrible compared to Turok 1 and 2.
Gavin Newsom has a weekend job acting ?? This actor really favors Newsom.
I'm 34 with no intention of getting another tattoo... but I seriously want to act like that with a fake mustache at a tattoo parlor and see what they say.
Tattoo artist played his part perfectly. Great jerb guys!
Great JEEEYOOOORRRBBBBB Home-stram! 😂
@@JW-qd3ol jervb
Wow. Is it my imagination, or does your tattoo artist/abortionist/gender surgery dude look like a blond Gavin Newsome?
I'm 60 years old, 90% of the people I grew up with that got tattoos in their 20's regretted it.
Most would love to see them gone.
Tattoos are permanent. Your way of thinking isn't.
Laser tattoo removal was invented about 4 years before you were born Joey...
I want "Atomic weasel of many questionable odor" tattooed on my neck!
Hipsters thought they were soooo ironic and funny doing permanent nonsensical tattoos on their bodies and now they walk in humility as the BUTT of many jokes no longer has them laughing along at the joke tattoo they got over a decade ago that like the trap stamp of our 90’s parents are no longer cute. 🍑 🤢 not trying to insult peoples tattoos, just admitting I think it’s dated and ugly, because it’s “not my style,” and I do in fact find it unattractive. 😬 It seems about 50-50 those who hate their tattoos 10 years later and those who still like it. That’s an awfully high gamble for something on you the rest of your life. 😆 Even wedding rings can be removed, there’s a 50% success rate with that too. Actually, sidenote couples that pray together literally do stay together. 🥰 They even stay together if one of them has a tattoo of a dated cat riding a unicorn eating a taco with “Chinese take out” written in Chinese next to it. 🤦🏽♀️ Love you hunny, dislike your stupid tattoos that has you in long sleeves at the office and beach almost as much as you do. 😂 and if you feel I’m typing with too many emoji‘s just imagine the people that got emoji tattoos as if it’s relevant for life. “LOL?” 🤯
Skunk
Actually those words just meant “skunk” 😅
@@SRose-vp6ew Stop catcalling me. You know you want to date me.
@@zurielsss Isn't that what I said?
One of your best videos yet. Every parent should see this one. You guys are more informative than corporate run media. Though that's a low bar these days!
I just laughed so much. The characters she wants to get tattooed basically say "stinky mouse"
Hoped someone would have a translation! 😂👍
To be fair, Tattoos are permanent.
😲🤣
Tattoos can be lasered off.
@@andrewphillips8341 exactly
That's why so called sex change operations are absurd
So are puberty blockers, hormones and genital surgery. All of these have permanent and lasting consequences.
@@twalker5801 I think that’s the joke.
Can't regrow breasts.🙄
I remember a time when crazy people were treated like crazy people.
The guy really went heavy on it. He transformed. Nice acting.
THAT ACTING WAS INCREDIBLE from the shop keeper.
Freakin' Hilarious !!! And really sad because it's true....😢
I really wish I could laugh, but I can't. I can't laugh because this isn't a joke. It's simply the truth. We live in a SICK world!
The stellar content just DOES NOT STOP!
Y'all really outdid yourselves on this one, everything from the setting, the script, the acting, the timing, to finally his totally terrifying psycho behavior at the end. . . If these actors got the awards they deserve, awards would actually mean something these days!
Personally I find this is lazy writing. This is like a daily wire horror film, you just have to write down what Democrats say and do.
I agree. The actors and the chosen dialogue for the skit got the point across perfectly. It’s exactly what Democrats promote. A party with such prevalent debauchery inside it’s ranks, that it’s unabashedly been able to push the normalisation of child abuse.
@@SRose-vp6ew Okay! :) When you write and produce something better let me know. I have watched it three times and laughed my head off so you have a high bar to cross!
@@augustsnowfall5189 Even so-called Republicans promote it now. Folks gotta realize that "everything is the dems' fault" is just not up-to-date anymore. How 'bout that freaking "Republican" candidate who's an actual open transvestite?
@@ifyouloveChristyouwillobeyhim yes, I agree.✌🏼
Well done! I really enjoyed, "just take the pills, Amy!". Ridiculous, and at the same time right on the mark.
I hope I get to see this video before they left freaks out and tries to have it taken down!
Last time a company tried to take down something they posted, the company got bought by Elon Musk. So, I think TH-cam will let it slide.
@@Imperium_in_Angustia Indeed, everybody's basically making the Exodus.🤘😁
We are living in a slaughterhouse, and we're the pigs
-Albert Wesker(probably, idk)
The sad and disgusting thing is..
This isn't even satire anymore
Brilliant! This was a fantastic representation of the "conservative thinking" store clerk suddenly becoming the "liberal thinking" store clerk, showing the gross misrepresentation of regulations that need to be more in place to protect children from making permanent, regrettable mistakes!
Sadly, it was "liberals" as well who raised the legal age for smoking / vaping / drinking -- they're just so committed to their ideology that they can't see the hypocrisy of abortion and transitioning at a young age. Plus ofc they want to lower the voting age so they can capture more of the "brain hasn't developed yet, therefore more likely to vote progressive" bloc.
Yo who’s hoarding all the retro games at Babylon bee??? Lmao you guys just got 10x cooler in my book
This guy does Matthew McConaughey better than Matthew McConaughey.
Ok, is it just me, or did that young girl actually carry her lines better than most of the adults at the Bee? Bravo!! USER HER IN MORE VIDEOS. Just sayin'.
Than even adults in professional movies. She did a amazing job!
Girl was on fire! Had perfect delivery.
Babylon Bee always has the best News. Some people say they are satire, but you can't report on so much fact, an d be considered satire!
Have you ever felt like an alien in an alien world? BB helps me know “I’m the sane one”! Well done, pitifully sad, nonetheless, well done!
Brilliant job guys !!
The only wrong thing in this video was saying MK64 was better than Diddy Kong Racing. Otherwise spot on.
Wow the actors in this are really, really good. Kudos to them.
The Matthew McConaughey/Tim Roth hybrid did a fantastic job. He needs to be in movies/shows.
My god your description of him is perfect
Great satire and it REALY drives a serious point while not being preachy of overly dry
Olly: Oh you know the trouble I've been having with wanting to go out and shoot some dinosaurs
That ought to be illegal, they're endangered, you know!
I imagine a utopia where in far future the western governments will look back on this modern dark age in history and publicly appologize to all the children irreversibly harmed and ruined of their future.
That's a true definition of being woke to me. When people are sane enough to discern the right things from wrongs, and admitting their wrong doing
This is like an after school special that needs to be played in every home
This gave me the chills
I'm laughing at YE 2020 ROFL
Sad, really.
What have we let them do to humanity.
next time any kids ask me to buy them beer im just going to respond" what do I look like, a sex change doctor?"
"I love Cosby!" Bwhahaha!
USA, once the torch bearer of the world, has now been gripped in woke madness.
This analogy is so on point.
Sadly, that actually is reality. Jazz Jennings psycho mom had huge issues about him getting a tattoo at 17 due to the permanence of it- but were perfectly okay with castration.
My mom was hesitant to let me cut my hair shorter than I had grown it up until recently.
Same woman turned around and let my sister get a belly-button piercing.
Favoritism!
Younger sister, right?
Stellar parenting
@@digitalnomad9985 Correct.
In fairness, a navel piercing is easy to remove. Cut your hair off at 16 and youll be in your 20s before its long again.
The line between parody and comedy are so thin right now, this is probably going to age very very well
Is it just me, or does that dude kinda look like Gavin Grueso...Newsome? 😂
It's OK the young woman can just go to wierd doctor and decide if she wants to be a man or not. She doesn't even need to worry about tattoos anymore!
Maybe they can compromise, and just give her a tattoo of a dick.
Wow ! You really got the joke !
I don't know why the subtitle says that… But the Chinese symbols on her phone says "Skunk". And indeed no one can tell a skunk what to do.
The tattoo guy kinda reminds me of Gavin Newscum 😂
I think that was quite intentional haha
If only someone had tried to stop this 85 years ago.🤔
This shit wasn’t a thing 85 years ago.
@@Absolute_Joker tell that to those who burned the books pushing this stiff.😶👍
@@Absolute_Jokerit started in the seventies, so 50 years ago, any way.
@@rolandsmith4394 Yeah, but Until a couple of years ago it was laughed at and ridiculed.
@@Absolute_Joker the nazis burnt books promoting this stuff and now there's a shrine to commemorate the books
Dang that actor played Gavin Newsom perfectly. Bravo!
The hacksaw is not far off from what reassignment surgery actually is.
“…and that might cause you to go out and shoot up some dinosaurs!” // “MRRRRHHH!” 😅 2:12
I got a hormone replacement add with this
This video should just be the goto argument ender for all the debates about this topic tbh
Congrats for another genious video, nailed it👏👏👏
Your slip is showing.
We are living in the most barbaric “civilization” in the history of the world.
So true, the problem is Babylon bee is starting to become more of a truth then satire