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  • @TheBabylonBee
    @TheBabylonBee  26 วันที่ผ่านมา +140

    What rules should they add to the next edition of D&D?

    • @jeff_theepic1011
      @jeff_theepic1011 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

      All characters cannot be Caucasian

    • @ArchonOne
      @ArchonOne 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      No Marxists are allowed to produce it? So pissed. Great skit though guys, as always.

    • @tenerefab
      @tenerefab 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

      You aren't allowed to have fun

    • @TheCyberMantis
      @TheCyberMantis 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      All Wizards have to talk with a lisp.

    • @stefanbok2643
      @stefanbok2643 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Anyone who has fun must be shamed, think about all the suffering minorities. Oh wait they don't need this as a rule anymore, the rest makes sure of that.

  • @cross172
    @cross172 หลายเดือนก่อน +1448

    I've spent about a year or so trying to learn how to play DnD. One thing I've learned is: Never play DnD with someone you wouldn't be willing to go on a road trip with.

    • @hadeseye2297
      @hadeseye2297 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Download any OSR and you know D&D.

    • @DaDitka
      @DaDitka หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Sound advice.

    • @VBFilms
      @VBFilms หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      I think it's obvious but time and time again it needs to be said: The whole game is about social interaction between players and their pretend-characters and themes can vary and change on a very large scale. So it should be obvious to realize that the playgroup should be on the same mindset about many different topics. Especially humor and basic decency and politeness. You road trip comparison is spot on.

    • @thenifell
      @thenifell หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      This guy knows what it's about.

    • @carlosmspk
      @carlosmspk หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Doesn't that apply to... everything?

  • @maskedathiest
    @maskedathiest หลายเดือนก่อน +1746

    Imagine a world where the D&D kids from the 80's would look at the D&D kids of today and think "you are too weird to play with us".
    Crazy times.

    • @TheEldarGuy
      @TheEldarGuy หลายเดือนก่อน +71

      Well, to be fair, us 70s and 80s kids were hiding in the basements trying to play without anyone knowing we were playing.
      The Satanic Panic forced a lot of games into the basements, so it was difficult getting new players.
      Then with all the negative press and the automatic bullying we received, that didn't help with recruitment either.
      I'm glad the kids can do their thing and be allowed to do their thing. The modern game isn't 100% my game, but I can play whatever edition I like.

    • @LibertarianGalt
      @LibertarianGalt หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      Original DND kids made some of the best Role Playing Games we've ever seen. Most games companies from the 90's were full of DND fans. Now it's just Tumblr fanfic.

    • @rahtoren6385
      @rahtoren6385 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@TheEldarGuy That was true but had some crimes added to it by sword back then news to.

    • @rahtoren6385
      @rahtoren6385 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Still got my 2 edition books my binder.

    • @phreakazoith2237
      @phreakazoith2237 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@maskedathiest D&D moral panic then and D&D moral panic now. I dunno like either. Have a game man.

  • @blackfire3744
    @blackfire3744 หลายเดือนก่อน +2863

    This isn't a parody, it's a review.

    • @AszkalonOfVerra
      @AszkalonOfVerra หลายเดือนก่อน +69

      Elon can't possibly buy DnD fast enough, hahahahahah. 😂🤣😂

    • @circlingoverland4364
      @circlingoverland4364 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      I haven't played in about six years has it really gotten that bad?

    • @mattwylie6651
      @mattwylie6651 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      ​@@circlingoverland4364 only as bad as the people you play with, my group didn't update to the new handbook so idk

    • @nickm9102
      @nickm9102 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@circlingoverland4364 If you use the 2024 books then yes, Orcs are now Mexican, Dwarves are gay baker's visiting their husbands in the forge with child labor, and consent forms are real but current character sheets are not.

    • @DeGreyChristensen
      @DeGreyChristensen หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      @@circlingoverland4364If you play with the new rules it has

  • @PersonalityMalfunction
    @PersonalityMalfunction หลายเดือนก่อน +153

    I spent some of my youth in the 80's playing all night ADD with my friends. Some of the best times of my life, we had a great party, nerds and jocks, Asians and whites, paladins, bards, thieves and magic users. At no time did it feel exclusive in any way. Now, I wouldn't even dare play the game.

    • @seppa193
      @seppa193 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @Ravasalsed Dont be racist

    • @johngaller9277
      @johngaller9277 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Which is cool cause there are millions of people to play with.

    • @nocrtname
      @nocrtname 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Imma start a campaign in the retirement home.

    • @finalmidnight
      @finalmidnight 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      OMG! Someone played an AD&D bard? WTF? Like a Fighter / Magic User but from Wish, who wants to bang everything.
      Bards started out as the Harpers of forgotten realms, who were a secret organization of spies who often traveled as bards and minstrels. They were NPC only and had *insane* stat requirements. Then the players wanted to play OP bards and ... here we are.
      "I perform to give you a +1 situational bonus!"
      "I try to bang the dragon!"

    • @salsaman
      @salsaman 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Same here, our little group called itself The Pits, and we never excluded anybody from participating

  • @dgsimm
    @dgsimm หลายเดือนก่อน +2226

    This is why i can't make friends based on mutual hobbies. The things i like to do for fun attract people like this.

    • @darkdrake0389
      @darkdrake0389 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

      Same

    • @John-i4o4r
      @John-i4o4r หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      Same

    • @musicalcharge
      @musicalcharge หลายเดือนก่อน +146

      The majority of the folks playing 40k in my area are still normal.

    • @notavailable4891
      @notavailable4891 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      If you figure this out, let me know. I haven't been able to make it work myself.

    • @JakeTheBrightLord
      @JakeTheBrightLord หลายเดือนก่อน +73

      I'm moving to 40k after the woke crowd has stolen my normal group at my local gamestore

  • @Dennis_Heaton
    @Dennis_Heaton หลายเดือนก่อน +2199

    As a D&D player of the 70s, this is funny, but does make me a little sad.

    • @cleverman383
      @cleverman383 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You're just a grognard and your opinion doesn't matter. D&D is inclusive to everyone now, so you're no longer welcome.

    • @mattk6719
      @mattk6719 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      I'd love to witness a side-by-side comparison of two sessions from then and now.

    • @relo999
      @relo999 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      My favourite setting can't even function without it becoming completely alien. Imagine Dark Sun with modern DnD.

    • @cleverman383
      @cleverman383 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Yeah, the D&D you played in the 70s is dead now.

    • @cwjustcw1261
      @cwjustcw1261 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      ​@@mattk6719 lol you wouldn't. My group was all combat vets.The conversations and ideas we had were interesting

  • @-_-_-_-318
    @-_-_-_-318 หลายเดือนก่อน +4091

    Hold on, did he say dungeon “master” that word has been banned by the woke hivemind

    • @Thomas-kj1fk
      @Thomas-kj1fk หลายเดือนก่อน +227

      WoTC won't abandon its use or they give up the trademark. This is when their social justice/virtue signaling end and their hypocrisy begins, when it comes to their own property.

    • @boywonderrr71
      @boywonderrr71 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      Its Mistress now derp

    • @sheanstanks
      @sheanstanks หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      It's pronounced mathta

    • @ImHisShadow
      @ImHisShadow หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      🤣 Dungeon "preparer/guider" would be a term more suitable for their sensetive minds and feelings.

    • @rphb5870
      @rphb5870 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      the T is silent

  • @Gusttafa
    @Gusttafa หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    This is best depiction of Reddit society.

  • @JimiGosu
    @JimiGosu หลายเดือนก่อน +1238

    Fortunately, we are free to ignore whatever rules we want in DnD. No need to use the new handbook.

    • @TheZamaron
      @TheZamaron หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      EXACTLY, It's YOUR game (ussually), if someone offers a game you don't like as a player, leave, if they don't like what you want to play if you're the DM, THEY can leave. THere's older editions you can use and plenty of unique settings you can try and play with like Pathfinder, Curse of Straud, Call Of Cathulu, or whatever others exist. (I don't play D&D but these are a few I've heard of from horror story channels.)

    • @mbr5742
      @mbr5742 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

      Yes and no. If you have an established group - yes.
      If you liked conventions and open meetings (like I did for 30 years) then no. Because the woke infection has turned that into a dying mess

    • @tylerhaynes4841
      @tylerhaynes4841 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @JimiGosu the new handbook literally states this very thing. That the rules aren't dogmatic but just guidelines that each table of players can tweek to suit their enjoyment.

    • @JimiGosu
      @JimiGosu หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@mbr5742 Even at a convention, anyone that doesn't like the DMs choice of rules is, as always, free to find another table.

    • @RarelyOnline606
      @RarelyOnline606 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      *crosses arms in the air*

  • @snezhnayanpenguin4671
    @snezhnayanpenguin4671 หลายเดือนก่อน +1156

    I liked the “we didn’t make this up” because it’s so ridiculous we may think it’s just part of the parody lmao

    • @jorgebarriosmur
      @jorgebarriosmur หลายเดือนก่อน +76

      I am part of group that started playing in the 80s. and this is LITERALLY the first time I have heard of this things.....If it was not for the "we didn`t make this up" I would have thought it was parody (we simply disconected in the 2000s and have been adding our own rules, instead of buying new set of rules)
      Tomorrow I have a sesion, and totally intend to use the "safe sign".........just to have a good laugh!

    • @snezhnayanpenguin4671
      @snezhnayanpenguin4671 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      @@jorgebarriosmur Reality is the greatest parody of all

    • @reev3417
      @reev3417 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      To be fair though, a list of what you are and aren't comfortable with is a good idea if your playing with new people. Simple things like if you comfortable with bloody descriptions, love interests, or certain type of horror are smart thing to at least briefly talk about, just to make sure everyone is on the same page. (i agree a lot of the stuff on the list is unnecessary and stupid though)

    • @Just_a-guy
      @Just_a-guy หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@reev3417 Yea, I agree with most what was said in video. Make session 0, say what you want from the game, what makes you uncomfortable and internet will lose a lot of stories of "terrible games/disaster parties".

    • @jeffreyeshbach9372
      @jeffreyeshbach9372 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      @@Just_a-guyalternatively, you can just man up and play the game. Personally, I’ve used people being “uncomfortable with fantasy scenarios” as a great way to refine your group and get the problem players out of it.

  • @PrestonTheSooza
    @PrestonTheSooza หลายเดือนก่อน +930

    This should be a series

    • @TauGeneration
      @TauGeneration หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      YES !

    • @imathgoodrich2304
      @imathgoodrich2304 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@TauGenerationI would watch it lol

    • @erc1971erc1971
      @erc1971erc1971 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      The three of them would have a new normal person each episode, because the previous one dropped out. :P

    • @BlueDog241
      @BlueDog241 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Yes! I would watch the hell out of that!

    • @SpecOpsFerret
      @SpecOpsFerret หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Definitely a lot of content to cover

  • @Kristallon-facelesswarrior
    @Kristallon-facelesswarrior 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +50

    The Beholder being cute is honestly more blasphemous than saying you shouldn't kill dragons.

  • @TedBackus
    @TedBackus หลายเดือนก่อน +1944

    im SO glad i grew up when reality & facts were still popular

    • @joangalt6270
      @joangalt6270 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      I glad that I grew up when one used their IMAGINATION to play a game created on graph paper and dominated by the roll of a 8 or 12 sided dice!!!

    • @Joreel
      @Joreel หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      ​@@joangalt6270I remember playing D&D in the late 70s thru the 80s. We had so much fun... So many 2 liters of soda, bags of chips, and beef jerky 🤤. I miss those days sometimes.

    • @Krix6426
      @Krix6426 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      and more importantly, we were not afraid of those things

    • @Adelina-293
      @Adelina-293 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I'm glad I played when 3.5 and a little bit of 1st edition Pathfinder were the usual mix of books used.

    • @jimjam51075
      @jimjam51075 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      12 year olds from when I played 1st edition would physically dominate whoever plays the new edition.

  • @cletusvandamme1
    @cletusvandamme1 หลายเดือนก่อน +350

    "Everything woke turns to..." RIP another childhood memory.

    • @leandronc
      @leandronc หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      There are still great tabletop RPGs out there, just not officially called D&D. Check out Shadowdark RPG, Dragonslayer or Basic Fantasy for games with no politics and old school vibes.

    • @sirrathersplendid4825
      @sirrathersplendid4825 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Just use the old editions of the rules. Problem solved. 😇

    • @Aeryn007
      @Aeryn007 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@sirrathersplendid4825 I still prefer 3.5 to everything else.

    • @scarbrow01
      @scarbrow01 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@leandronc I like me some Savage Pathfinder!

  • @pixgamer2017
    @pixgamer2017 หลายเดือนก่อน +477

    My buddy and I just started playing D&D again after 25 years. We go to a local place and pay $5 each for an introductory session. The 19 year old DM hands everyone a card with a red X on it which was to be used in case we said anything offensive. Me and my buddy looked at each other and started cracking up, only to have the group stare at us like we just blasted fire out of our azz. Needless to say we never went back but found an old school essentials group that rocks.

    • @edwardlariviere9710
      @edwardlariviere9710 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +72

      This is why gatekeeping is so important

    • @PitchBlackForge
      @PitchBlackForge 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      OSE is the way.

    • @hamsack981
      @hamsack981 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Yeah how dare you be respectful in a group of people you don't know😂

    • @Doomwolf82002
      @Doomwolf82002 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      @@edwardlariviere9710 More specifically surgical gatekeeping; you control who or what happens at your table.

    • @edwardlariviere9710
      @edwardlariviere9710 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      @@Doomwolf82002 potato of screaming. Once obtained you can only get rid of it by giving it to a player character.
      It follows you everywhere screaming.
      Is also immortal.
      Permanent sneak debuff.
      Permanent talking debuff. Player character has to scream to talk due to noise from the screaming potato.
      If cut, both halves regenerate a new half and now you have 2 full screaming potatos.
      If eaten you will constantly hear a muffled scream until character gos to the bathroom.
      Create by teaching fresh potato gender politics

  • @jamesthecookguy
    @jamesthecookguy หลายเดือนก่อน +327

    No joke..I haven't played since 3.5 and I joined up with a local game store group (playing 5th edition) and the 1st session.. the 1ST session.. we had to work with collecting ingredients to make makeup for a tiefling dressed in drag. We also had a player that introduced themselves with their pronouns.. and their character's pronouns. No one was shocked or confused except me. I thought I came to play in a fantasy world, not come and play in a real life woke world.

    • @jimwhelan9152
      @jimwhelan9152 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Woke world IS a fantasy world.

    • @stevesteveington6336
      @stevesteveington6336 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      I don't see the issue with mentioning character pronouns (especially when playing as the opposite sex). But the drag thing could be a little much yea.

    • @manubebec
      @manubebec 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Well, woke people actually live in a fantasy World. 😂
      The problem is they want everybody to act the same way. 😑

    • @AlphaShadowSphere
      @AlphaShadowSphere 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      A DND character having pronouns is the most hypocritical thing ever. They say gender isn't real so you should just introduce the character for what it is. In order for distinct pronouns to exist, there has to be an objective gender the character is born as.
      I have a trans colleague and I asked him what his games are like and literally all they do is talk about gender, how much they hate capitalism, and how great socialism is. This is real.

    • @iamalphalim
      @iamalphalim 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I actually think a lot of the woke insanity comes from people to didn’t play enough make-believe games when they were kids!

  • @hunterkinsella5303
    @hunterkinsella5303 หลายเดือนก่อน +658

    This has been happening for years now. I graduated last year, and I was in DnD club for both middle school AND high school, never got to play a single campaign. It literally dissolved into all my classmates saying “you can’t do that.” In a role playing game. About killing monsters.

    • @The_Reality_Filter
      @The_Reality_Filter หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      do you know if the safe sigh thing is for real or lols?

    • @beganfish
      @beganfish หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@The_Reality_Filter It's not. There's definitely annoying stuff going on with D&D but the video is an extreme exaggeration.

    • @Johnheartbreaking
      @Johnheartbreaking หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@The_Reality_Filterreal thing introduced in i think the latest edition of D&D

    • @ehb002
      @ehb002 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      @@The_Reality_Filter It is called an "x card", and it is real (for some folks).

    • @The_Reality_Filter
      @The_Reality_Filter หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      @@ehb002 the above comment says it's not real....I can't believe I'm even having to ask if it's parody or not...btw I'm old enough to still have lead miniatures from the 1980's and we used to have our adventurers go to tavern and if they failed a roll against drunkenness they had another roll where they had a chance to sleep with the buxom bar girl at the cost of getting a nasty debuffing STD....That would deffo need an "x card" now

  • @ChandlerJuliet
    @ChandlerJuliet หลายเดือนก่อน +835

    Thanks for having me play the female cousin! 🐝 I learned a thing or two about DnD lol

    • @2099EK
      @2099EK หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Chandler! Chandler! Chandler!

    • @bopaintsminis
      @bopaintsminis หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      Too bad it was.not a parady so much as an acurate depiction of D&D in the Mercer era.

    • @axelhens7831
      @axelhens7831 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Always nice to have you apeare 😁

    • @oooBASTIooo
      @oooBASTIooo หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      The character was a bit inconsistent, though, wasn't she? First she roled her eyes like she doesn't even want to be there, then suddenly she was all about the game and the new rules. Didn't really fit, imo.

    • @Butterb0ne
      @Butterb0ne หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Not very progressive of the guys knowing what a woman is.

  • @riddlemethisjbb
    @riddlemethisjbb หลายเดือนก่อน +402

    Never disrespect the Human Fighter

    • @DirewolfMemento
      @DirewolfMemento หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Highest average dpr without expending resources or multiclassing

    • @intellectualgaming1151
      @intellectualgaming1151 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Playing one right now. He's married and has a kid, and he loves pickleball.

    • @winoodlesnoodles1984
      @winoodlesnoodles1984 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      "No strength bonus, no constition bonus, how many hit points does she have?"
      Those that know the quote will get it. If not, just and ask and I can point you in the correct direction.

    • @TheArcturusProject
      @TheArcturusProject หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Based. I used to want to be the craziest thing I could think of. Then I just wanted that good old fashioned vanilla.

    • @Ezberron
      @Ezberron หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@winoodlesnoodles1984 knights of the dinner table... :)

  • @40KWill
    @40KWill 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    I had not played any of these games in probably 20 years. Two months ago I was asked to join a game and I said sure. There was a safety meeting before the first game session. I asked the DM if we were doing a LARP because I had no clue why there could be a safety meeting before a game session. He explained it was for basically the topic of this video safe signs, topics that might offend or trigger, etc. I politely just disconnected with that group of people. If you need safety for your table top game I don't want to be around you.

    • @cachos-story-lab
      @cachos-story-lab 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yup, safety is a good spot check for a rogue who's thinking about popping that big chest that's either full of loot or a nasty trap for the unwary.

  • @rodneyspider9452
    @rodneyspider9452 หลายเดือนก่อน +645

    The Wizard Jordan Peterson cast a spell forcing you to "Clean your room" 😱

    • @hunterebn12
      @hunterebn12 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      oh no i am dead.

    • @Erduk
      @Erduk หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      You mean Fordan Feterson, Master of the Arcane cast a spell.

    • @DrCruel
      @DrCruel หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Hail Lobster. 🦞

    • @danielzimmerman2440
      @danielzimmerman2440 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Or to touch some grass

    • @whispersinthewind965
      @whispersinthewind965 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DrCruel It's like you have all these people who think existence is corrupt and the west is a tyrannical patriarchy! It's absurd! And you think you understand yourself, but you can't! You're far to complex for that! What are you? You're a chimpanzee full of snakes!

  • @coleens.6212
    @coleens.6212 หลายเดือนก่อน +464

    I lost it with Fronald Frump who has just been elected dictator of Waterdeep. 🤪

    • @johnabbottphotography
      @johnabbottphotography หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      Waterdeep has a Paladin who's investigating Fronald for bad bookkeeping, and for not writing down that he was being blackmailed by a courtesan named Stormbringer Saniels.

    • @escapetherace1943
      @escapetherace1943 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      same, I'm completely dead I howled my ass off in laughter

    • @dearthditch
      @dearthditch หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Notice he was “elected”. Sooo that ends democracy 😅 (again?)

    • @StormRider-t4q
      @StormRider-t4q หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      We also know he is a Wizard, because he was magically elected by the power of the people's consent, instead of by the power of the people won't do anything about it anyway.

    • @SeaJay_Oceans
      @SeaJay_Oceans หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Bigger and Better Dungeons, Y U G E

  • @CobaltKybir
    @CobaltKybir หลายเดือนก่อน +481

    I'm so sorry you guys had to buy the 2024 handbook to make this sketch

    • @Merchant074
      @Merchant074 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Great comment

    • @diatonicdelirium1743
      @diatonicdelirium1743 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      They're pretty cheap 2nd hand

    • @markmurex6559
      @markmurex6559 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      @@diatonicdelirium1743 Probably a lot of second hand books going around considering that anyone who bought one probably wants to part with it.

    • @SioxerNikita
      @SioxerNikita หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Who said they bought it?

    • @bigolbearthejammydodger6527
      @bigolbearthejammydodger6527 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I was more impressed with the reasonable condition of the 2nd ed PHB. mine is held together with ducttape!

  • @jamesgodfrey1322
    @jamesgodfrey1322 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

    In the late 1980s, or maybe it was the early 1990s; this is over half a lifetime ago; I lived in Bath and played AD&D with a group of friends we had got together via a local gaming shop. One best DM I known and great player, was disabled and in a wheelchair, and in a conversation in a pub after a few too many drinks, someone asked how we got into AD&D. My friend said when younger it let me make friends, then it got heavy very quickly; it let me forget; I could escape the wheelchair as my character, and at the table we are all the same. And what see in game now would take this away

  • @cavemanbum
    @cavemanbum หลายเดือนก่อน +897

    Original D&D: get together with friends to have fun playing a game.
    Modern D&D: get together with allies to discuss who's more offended. 🙄

    • @empty3102
      @empty3102 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      That does make you think. Like in a friend group you just say you ain't about that stuff and everyone kind of comes to a compromise or resolution. These rules sound like they're for people who've never talked to another person before.

    • @kaity663
      @kaity663 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      not even close to true

    • @yusufbayram682
      @yusufbayram682 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      @@kaity663 are you offended?

    • @TheLegionOfTheDamned.
      @TheLegionOfTheDamned. หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@kaity663 found the woke D&D tourist 😂

    • @nemoexnuqual3643
      @nemoexnuqual3643 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kaity663pretty sure that is in fact the working definition of “woke,” and included in the definition of “Democrat,” and the phrase “updated for modern audiences.”
      Come on! It’s set in medieval times and there are “transgenders?” What, you think people were wearing a garlic polstace on their nuts and putting leeches on their taint trying to become a bar wench? The closest were eunuchs, and that was generally done in Africa and the Middle East to retain slaves while wiping out future generations of enemy populations at the same time.
      What garbage!

  • @drewfuller8660
    @drewfuller8660 หลายเดือนก่อน +198

    Yep, this stuff is real.
    -Races are now called species. Species do not have inherit attribute bonuses or penalties, because we're all equal. Dwarves can be just as agile as elves, etc. These people can't distinguish between fantasy races and the inherit equality of people in the real world.
    -Speaking of races... err, species, none are inherently evil other than the living dead. That includes beholders and mind flayers, who eat sentient species' brains and inject their larvae in them to reproduce. This change largely stems from accusations that both orcs and drow were bigoted stand-ins for people of African descent. In D&D, orcs are sort of barbarian pig people with grayish skin. Drow have pitch black skin and white hair, and are some of the most advanced people on the planet. Both were evil, and somehow, despite their vast differences, they were both ugly stereotypes of real world people of African descent. So, no more evil... species (caught myself that time).
    -Disabled adventurers! There's a module for a wheelchair friendly dungeon. Yep, an OSHA compliant dungeon. A friend of mine sent me a two-pack of official D&D miniatures (he did it to piss me off); they're clerics in wheelchairs. Note that D&D clerics of sufficient level should actually be able to cure about any ailment that would land you in a wheelchair. No offense to disabled people, of course, but D&D now doesn't understand that people want an adventure divorced from our reality and our limitations.
    -Finally, those RPG consent forms are real. D&D doesn't appear to make one, but they do promote them. I suggest you google one, they're pretty funny. There's some disturbing stuff on there, but there's also trigger warnings about deep water, dolls, and classism.

    • @tirididjdjwieidiw1138
      @tirididjdjwieidiw1138 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      i have never played d&d, but this is awful. Just keep the game normal ffs.

    • @k9ine999
      @k9ine999 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      This makes me want to make a campaign with options from that list. Never would have come up with combining dolls, deep water, and classism before.

    • @tylerhaynes4841
      @tylerhaynes4841 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @drewfuller8660 gona call you out and point out how species is just a more accurate term. When players can be a bug person, a sentient slime, a cat person, a human, or whatever other vaguely humanoid shaped creature (or non). Then species is just far more accurate of a term. Getting hung up on the term "races" just shows youre more playing into race politics than they are. Having your buffs tied to your background makes more sense too because by what measure should an orc mage be ass buff as an orc soldier when they spent their entire lives in a library and not the battlefield? Plus it just allows for more build options and combos mechanicely speaking.

    • @tylerhaynes4841
      @tylerhaynes4841 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @drewfuller8660 as for your other ramblings, getting pissed off at the existence of wheelchair minis is quite the self report.
      If your imaginary world of dragons and sexy elf girls gets broken because their is a ramp instead of stairs (which from a construction point of view is just more feasible for moving materials anyway) then that's a you problem, not the game.

    • @k9ine999
      @k9ine999 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      @@tylerhaynes4841 Race has always been a term that can mean bloodline/culture. If you read Tolkien or a lot of stuff from decades before D&D was written and influenced by it felt thematically appropriate to a fantasy setting. Species sounds too modern and technical for fantasy.

  • @DownWithBureaucracy
    @DownWithBureaucracy หลายเดือนก่อน +270

    May your hobbies never go mainstream

    • @GoodPooper8669
      @GoodPooper8669 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      So puzzles then?

    • @phreakazoith2237
      @phreakazoith2237 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@GoodPooper8669Puzzles? You want to take parts and fit them together in just one way according to patterns so they form the picture intended by the company who made it? Gee...that is bad is it not?

    • @rthomas1031
      @rthomas1031 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “Woke” isn’t mainstream, its a radical aberration

    • @troybaxter
      @troybaxter หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Remember, you are the reason why your beloved hobbies are "problematic". NOT the people who know nothing about the hobby and are casually jumping in without actually caring about it.

    • @leandronc
      @leandronc หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They can't touch tabletop RPGs, the game is what the table makes of it. You may have to search a bit harder for a group of like minded players, but that would also be the case if the hobby wasn't mainstream in the first place.

  • @Truth-Justice-Freedom
    @Truth-Justice-Freedom หลายเดือนก่อน +99

    EA went WOKE, Ubisoft went WOKE, SONY went WOKE, MOST of WESTERN studios and corporations go WOKE 😂. WE THE GAMERS have to stand our ground and vote them OUT! They will understand this Go WOKE, Go BROKE 😂!

    • @LordNoxx
      @LordNoxx 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      We can clearly see tgat they're all going broke, i mean ubi stock has been on a seady decline since june this year, finally they're getting their repercussions. (About DnD, didnt elon musk say he's thinking about buying Toys'r'us (DnD IP)

    • @rizyu
      @rizyu 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Lucky enough with DnD the old manuals are around and a lot of people have them digitally now.
      But yea this woke BS is def vote with your wallet. Want your next $200 million flop then be woke/attack your audience and see how that goes.

    • @scarbrow01
      @scarbrow01 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      There are many good games out there other than D&D. This is an opportunity to try them out.

  • @TheStarMachine2000
    @TheStarMachine2000 หลายเดือนก่อน +743

    And this is why Elon Musk is thinking about buying Hasbro

    • @Merchant074
      @Merchant074 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      If Elon buys Wotc and fixes dnd, I might come back. But I’ve switch to pf2e and am loving it.

    • @TheCart54321
      @TheCart54321 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Omg I’d back this just for him to let actual people make good games again

    • @thinkeightsix
      @thinkeightsix หลายเดือนก่อน

      He bought Twitter to make it less woke, yet Tesla and SpaceX has always been woke.

    • @1979fsa
      @1979fsa หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @Merchant074 Isn't paizo even wokier than wotc?

    • @Merchant074
      @Merchant074 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@1979fsa If so I haven’t noticed anything.

  • @Anonobody315
    @Anonobody315 หลายเดือนก่อน +250

    My favorite part of this sketch was them getting triggered by the word "fight" but proceeded to say they're "fighting" not more than 10 seconds later and are perfectly fine with it due to the context.
    Not sure if that was intentional ornnot but if so it's an absolute perfect portrayal of the double standards we see from these psychos.

    • @kaity663
      @kaity663 หลายเดือนก่อน

      what phycos, the people making the video? i really feel that if thr us was to start sterilizing stupid people again, they should start in the states not immigrants. and if you say your british or something then shame on you

    • @darkdragondevelopment
      @darkdragondevelopment หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Exactly why the "being offended" is something wrong anyone could get offended over anything it's so ridiculous. You know what offendeds me. Wokeness

    • @kaity663
      @kaity663 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@darkdragondevelopment yeah but that's why you, i dont know, kick whoever the problem player ia. having these signs for use is ok, just if someone is blasting them as much as fireball then kick them

    • @darkdragondevelopment
      @darkdragondevelopment 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @kaity663 no the problem is definately these signs and these beliefs that we should oppress free speech. It's absolutely ridiculous. All it leads to is more and more oppression..... we don't live in a dictatorship. No one has the right to tell anyone what they can and can't say. As stated above by the initial comment as the same sentance can sometimes be okay and sometimes it can't it means that whatever being said is okay for some but not for others. Even the person who isn't comfortable talking about the think is avoiding their own personal issues and spreading it to others by avoiding the issue inside. Really they need to go to see a therapist and deal with the issue that is bothering them.

  • @fabiospasiano9885
    @fabiospasiano9885 หลายเดือนก่อน +173

    “Nobody plays a basic fighter anymore!”
    Hey. I take that personally…

    • @jdet27
      @jdet27 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I will say that the new 2024 made the champion subclass amazing

    • @lamichka
      @lamichka หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@jdet27 I agree. More so he is in free rules so NO MONEY to hasbro in DnD Beyond.

    • @Ezberron
      @Ezberron หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I do get tired of the whole "I need to play something edgy and cool because who you are is soooooo much more important than what you do" nonsense.

    • @l33tninja1
      @l33tninja1 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      My freind loves basic fighter, it's first choice for him.

    • @jamesstrickland8696
      @jamesstrickland8696 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I’m sick of bigotry against human fighters lmao

  • @xdrkcldx
    @xdrkcldx 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +56

    When he said “we never excluded anyone before” that was my first thought when they started trying to mess with 5e years back. Now I exclude Ze/Zirs.

    • @oliverhopkins8074
      @oliverhopkins8074 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I exclude anyone with these ideologies from my entire life

    • @unclebounce1495
      @unclebounce1495 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Eveyrone just make pre-game contracts disclaimers that expressly ban anyone who has triggers or claims to be a non-bigot, non-raysist, non-secsyst. If you are any of these things, you offend the table and are ejected. Turn their stupidity back on them. People should do this in online vtt and record the reactions. Could make a channel off just that, i bet.

    • @dotdot5906
      @dotdot5906 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@unclebounce1495your entire ideology is pіssing off people like a teen with intense puberty lol

    • @steveolie985
      @steveolie985 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      wtf is a ze zirs anyways

    • @oliverhopkins8074
      @oliverhopkins8074 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@steveolie985 it / that

  • @maliciouspotato-cp2fb
    @maliciouspotato-cp2fb หลายเดือนก่อน +884

    As a dungeon master, this depiction is not realistic because the players are actually going on the intended story path that the DM planned out.

    • @ngageman1988
      @ngageman1988 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Why not this is their safe space...they come here to play adventure and grain principation trophies...MG woudnt create something offensive or evil for then...plus going off rails require imagination and initiative. Plus GM could feel offended so better no...

    • @maliciouspotato-cp2fb
      @maliciouspotato-cp2fb หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      @ well another strong tell is that the dm is having a good time

    • @Rathkryn
      @Rathkryn หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      That's what happens in the new edition. You can't go anywhere else without violating the Sensitivity Form.

    • @TheOmegaDMM
      @TheOmegaDMM หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Classic

    • @TheKnifeRaven
      @TheKnifeRaven หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      As a fellow DM, I couldn't agree more.

  • @RossMC222
    @RossMC222 หลายเดือนก่อน +248

    Anyone else noticed the safe sign is literally the 1984 salute? Big brother really is watching us

    • @tylerhaynes4841
      @tylerhaynes4841 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Its also the football refs hand sign for "timeout" but sure lets equate it to a dystopian narrative, really play up the drama there.

    • @RossMC222
      @RossMC222 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      @tylerhaynes4841 i know but in this context it really fits

    • @tylerhaynes4841
      @tylerhaynes4841 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @RossMC222 so does calling a timeout ironically. A" OK let's killer monsters" *timeout* B"yea we don't do that."
      Its only authoritarian to you because you think this is some mandated expectation you're being forced to follow against your will when thats not at all the case.

    • @RossMC222
      @RossMC222 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      @tylerhaynes4841 But this is a political satire channel, and yeah I understand that hand sign might not mean anything authoritarian in sports or games but I only said that because this is literally a political channel and I am saying it in a political context.

    • @jamesstrickland8696
      @jamesstrickland8696 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      @@RossMC222don’t pay him/they/it any mind. He’s bitter this video is calling him out and he’s taking it out on someone making a joke in the comment section.

  • @paleofemme
    @paleofemme หลายเดือนก่อน +311

    My daughter, now 22, had a D&D group of 8 in high school who all transitioned, one by one. They would not talk about anything but their freaky fetishes, and so she left. I’m very proud of my daughter.

    • @lamichka
      @lamichka หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yayks. But if she wanna ever run a session with bunch of people without mental illness, there are tables like mine .... full of adventuring, fighting, dungeoneering and you know - fantasy.

    • @RyokoVT
      @RyokoVT หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don't believe you and I think your daughter hates you. I really hope you think back to this shit when she stops calling you.

    • @isauldron4337
      @isauldron4337 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      She left to greener pastures

    • @winterbear8633
      @winterbear8633 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Kudos to you for raising her sane. Those other people might well be dead in a couple of years. It's a very dark and dangerous path they're treading

    • @bryantroyer8008
      @bryantroyer8008 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Very unfortunate for the other kids, great for your daughter

  • @Tooinsecuretousemyrealname
    @Tooinsecuretousemyrealname หลายเดือนก่อน +275

    *plays high fantasy game with millions of possible characters*
    - Human
    - With a sword
    Hell yeah

    • @kenfrmcape2355
      @kenfrmcape2355 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      This is the way.

    • @ZedRen-s8g
      @ZedRen-s8g หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Playing a Half-Elf Fighter in a one-shot on new years with PF1e. Specializes in using a Longsword. Didn't pick Human because I need variation, and it is the first time I have played a Frontliner in years.

    • @danielv4793
      @danielv4793 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      The path of the blade is the true path

    • @Lurker_Above
      @Lurker_Above หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Game based on medieval Europe. Not a time period for modern diversity exercises. A half dragon or tiefling would be treated as an outsider even more so than it's fellow murderous hobos.

    • @Noah-hd2je
      @Noah-hd2je หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That would be my choice. I'm not interested in being something I'm not.

  • @charlescooper9501
    @charlescooper9501 หลายเดือนก่อน +493

    Well done. I refuse to play the new rulebook. There are tons of other systems other than D&D.

    • @greg77389
      @greg77389 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Have you even read the new rulebook?

    • @minhaophu3289
      @minhaophu3289 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      So we don't make up rules for ourselves anymore?

    • @cristhianmlr
      @cristhianmlr หลายเดือนก่อน

      Name one

    • @DemonaeTV
      @DemonaeTV หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      eh new rules are fine, I DM a game every Saturday and started a new campaign at my local comic shop 2 months ago.
      Luckily I also live in West Virginia, and if anyone acted like this they would get laughed out of the place.

    • @SirducklesesqIII
      @SirducklesesqIII หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I haven't implemented the book yet, still doing a pros and cons list. So far though, it's really not all bad, my biggest issue is how easily the players get overpowered. It's gonna be tough to handle.

  • @nslater1388
    @nslater1388 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    "I'm half dragon."
    "You mean your character is half dragon."
    "...No."
    Had to take a beat because that was so funny it turned into just plain sad.

    • @lunatic0verlord10
      @lunatic0verlord10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Either one of her parents is actually a dragon (which is unlikely), or she IDENTIFIES as half-dragon (which is very likely)

    • @sublimeade
      @sublimeade หลายเดือนก่อน

      Half races (and the term races) are banned

    • @lunatic0verlord10
      @lunatic0verlord10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@sublimeade They don't even realize that they're contributing to the discrimination against half-breeds by doing that.

    • @stefyroxanne7567
      @stefyroxanne7567 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      She's a reptilian... Alex Jones was right.

  • @Milocinia
    @Milocinia วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    As someone who's been DMing for over 30 years, if someone filled out a form that explained the things he is offended with, I would give him a form stating I am offended with that and kick him from my game.

  • @theDMLair
    @theDMLair หลายเดือนก่อน +220

    This is golden.

    • @rowdyparks6770
      @rowdyparks6770 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I don't know if golden is inclusive enough😅

    • @Kevin-gg2bl
      @Kevin-gg2bl หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      DMLair commenting on a Bee video makes me smile. A pleasant crossover!

    • @christopherhunt1072
      @christopherhunt1072 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Oh hell yes

    • @aesop1451
      @aesop1451 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      The Babylon Bee should make a "woke" version of everything. Woke Paw Patrol, woke Harry Potter, woke Avengers, woke SpongeBob, woke computer programmers, woke AI, etc. This bit from 2016 is super funny and definitely not stale.

    • @mtggamingmason
      @mtggamingmason 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @dandare9055
    @dandare9055 หลายเดือนก่อน +167

    about 90% of this sketch was not even parody... my oh my.

    • @KristopherPrime
      @KristopherPrime หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      and it's made even MORE wonderfully annoying by the little "disclaimers" that showed up once in a while. that some of this wasn't just made up but is a genuine thing in the game now. i SO wanted to slug these woke lunatic characters while watching this...

    • @davidh-t7w
      @davidh-t7w หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      wokeness ruins everything.

  • @herbiehusker1889
    @herbiehusker1889 หลายเดือนก่อน +288

    Is isn't even parody.

    • @jtib5968
      @jtib5968 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      You can't even parody this stuff anymore. Satire can only go so far.

    • @Gangrel442003
      @Gangrel442003 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@herbiehusker1889 No, it's a warning...

  • @wisnakeo
    @wisnakeo 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Went to my local game store after a couple years to try out DMing and playing in an Adventurer’s League. The manager of the League introduced themselves, gave me their pronouns of they/them, then asked me what mine is. I was so confused. You can’t tell by looking at my beard and biker jacket? And there were kids there too. It just felt so weird. Never went back to that LGS after.
    I do miss the prior used to that visit. DMing stuff like Mines of Phandelver and Tiamat was fun.

  • @twostep1953
    @twostep1953 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    His trigger points: "...economic arrangements that could be considered capitalistic..."
    Me: You mean, such as companies which make game rules and sell those rules for a profit?

  • @LamiNalchor
    @LamiNalchor หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    We did not make this up. It's actually in the new rulebook. Seriously.

    • @escapetherace1943
      @escapetherace1943 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      *holds up my safe sign at your comment*
      🤣

    • @martijnc.8249
      @martijnc.8249 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Just like in Bujinkan, don't forget the two most important rules. The rule of cool and the rule of fun. Those are the ones that make the game playable.

    • @LamiNalchor
      @LamiNalchor 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@martijnc.8249 The first one could fit, although I never heard it. But the second one. If you can have fun in all the pain you don't have an absolutely dedicated teacher. I am still happy to hear from another person about this.

    • @martijnc.8249
      @martijnc.8249 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@LamiNalchor I wasn't talking about the pain I recieve as uke of the week/year.. Those rare moments when some one else gets it. ;)

  • @TexasTeacher-vb1ic
    @TexasTeacher-vb1ic หลายเดือนก่อน +580

    I refuse to let them ruin DnD for me. We ignore all the woke crap

    • @erc1971erc1971
      @erc1971erc1971 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      I play older editions where there is no woke crap to avoid :P

    • @scarjaisero4716
      @scarjaisero4716 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      ​@erc1971erc1971 I use 5th edition as a base, but just ignore all the other nonsense.

    • @Sin_Alder
      @Sin_Alder หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      I run Rifts.
      It may have jank, but it isn't woke garbage, and you can adapt nearly anything for it.
      Also PTU, because, while tanking is pretty much impossible, and it's a lot of paperwork, it's relatively easy to balance homebrew, so it's not too hard to add new and surprising elements to.

    • @aaronsomerville2124
      @aaronsomerville2124 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@erc1971erc1971 Based. Fight on!

    • @lokei1326
      @lokei1326 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wish the group I was in would. Two the the guys are married Canadians that both think they're plural and can't handle descriptive violence...I'm sorry, we're fighting monsters...

  • @robertlinva9503
    @robertlinva9503 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    "Are you sure this is D&D?" LOL...perfect. While I get the parody, the new rule books make it clear that Wizards of the Coast has fully embraced the idiocy of the Woke religion. We could all see it coming years ago. I wonder if I can roll up a Cleric of Woke? I can't wait for my "Petulant Stomp of Cancelation" spell. Here's a prediction: D&D will have to reverse course due to a collapse in sales of their new edition.

    • @dotdot5906
      @dotdot5906 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Idk about "woke" religion but I know very well actual religion was mighty pissed about the game 40 years ago so maybe you just haven't noticed the game being that way for all these years?

    • @robertlinva9503
      @robertlinva9503 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @dotdot5906 I remember. I played the original blue and red boxes in high school and recall the absolute panic about "devil worship" and the like. It was ridiculous. But the difference was that TSR, and then WotC didn't bend to that idiocy because they had a great product. In the current version, they've become the idiocy as they, like so many other companies, have bowed to woke pressure. I think that tide is turning, however.

    • @scarbrow01
      @scarbrow01 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@robertlinva9503 Most of the panic was caused by Chick Publications and the Tom Hanks made for tv movie.

  • @lenonkitchens7727
    @lenonkitchens7727 หลายเดือนก่อน +334

    Sure, I'll fill out my sensitivity form:
    "Woke bullshit"
    done.

    • @tomkerruish2982
      @tomkerruish2982 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Definitely using this if it ever comes up. Thanks!

    • @StormRider-t4q
      @StormRider-t4q หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      You should also take a photo of everything you encountered before going home and posting it in a memes channel.

    • @DavidWestLtfngr
      @DavidWestLtfngr หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Mine’s shorter/ Bite. Me.

    • @BreenBreen710
      @BreenBreen710 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Define: woke

    • @lenonkitchens7727
      @lenonkitchens7727 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@BreenBreen710 Woke: Sensitivity forms, safe spaces, safe signs, being triggered by the fact that there are races and genders in a fantasy game, being too much of a pansy to handle someone having a different opinion than you, etc. But most of all, it's wishing harm or ill fortune on someone who voted for Trump because they prioritized their ability to put food on the table over your delusions.
      You know what woke is, don't play that game.

  • @NerdsonDirtMTB
    @NerdsonDirtMTB หลายเดือนก่อน +144

    This 100% should be a series! D&D has become the drama club kids game who don't actually play the game, they just make up stories to play out their fan fiction of themselves.

    • @mellon3891
      @mellon3891 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I blame Critical Role

    • @Hurricanelive
      @Hurricanelive หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mellon3891 💯💯🤢🤮 totally and a lot of other toxitoobers.

    • @DavidWestLtfngr
      @DavidWestLtfngr หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Its the Sims with fantasy dlc

    • @atomiclizard1215
      @atomiclizard1215 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I mean that’s what DND has always been and still is. Shared storytelling, it’s not all combat.

    • @n.d.m.515
      @n.d.m.515 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@atomiclizard1215depends on what and who you play the game. It used to be a thin story with lots of monsters to kill and loot to find. Now that has completely reversed with way too much story and less fighting.

  • @torreyintahoe
    @torreyintahoe หลายเดือนก่อน +325

    this is spot on. I played in the 80's and 90's. Just started DMIng a game for my daughter and her friends couple years ago. 5E was pushing it but this new 2024 version is a joke. My 12 year old players were mocking it and laughing at how gay it is. Hopefully Elon buys Hasbro.

    • @RyokoVT
      @RyokoVT หลายเดือนก่อน

      You don't deserve to be a parent. You've raised your kids into abominations, and you belong in prison for that.

    • @johnwade1095
      @johnwade1095 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Play 3.5.

    • @patrickscannell6370
      @patrickscannell6370 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They clearly didnt have gay friends then.

    • @EaglePicking
      @EaglePicking หลายเดือนก่อน

      Make it lame! Make it gay!

    • @Blastermag
      @Blastermag หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      3.5 and Pathfinder

  • @clayton4349
    @clayton4349 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

    As a 5e player, this is PAINFULLY accurate.

    • @justdenis1224
      @justdenis1224 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Whait , talking as someone new into DnD , isnt DnD 5th one of the better editions to my limited knowledge , or somewhere down the path got this bad ?

    • @Aeryn007
      @Aeryn007 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@justdenis1224 5th edition is, by most "veteran" player's standards, trash...mine included...I will say that, as a means to introduce new players to the game, it's decent enough...but if you played previous iterations of the "rules", 5th ed feels pathetically dumbed down.

    • @Aeryn007
      @Aeryn007 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      1. Not the most popular among those who actively play D&D.
      2. Nowhere even close to the longest lived.
      3. Purported (again, by those who play D&D) to be one of the worst editions every released.
      4. "Revised" for a reason....the original 5th ed was pathetically poorly cobbled together.
      As for BB's "take", well, the stigma of TTRPGs being something only "nerds" and "dorks" can get into seems to persist to this day...tho I will say this particular skit, while scathing for it's social commentary on the idiocy of "woke" inclusionary idiocy, isn't really even close to a real session...but then again, you won't get anything real on YT.

    • @Geraduss
      @Geraduss 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@TrampasWhiteman Are you sure? When I try and find a group online over half are labelled LGBT friendly, explicitly, and yeah that's a massive red flag to me that they're those weird lunatics, if your a normal person you just play the game and have fun, who care who bangs who in the privacy of their home.

    • @bigron8896
      @bigron8896 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@justdenis1224 5e is fine as a game if you're playing with regular people. The problem is whose playing it. Sometimes if you play with randos, you can stumble onto some Vampire: the Masquerade type LARP playerbase. VtM has become less popular and those types filtered into DnD. House rules usu ban tabaxi (cat people) since players are mostly insane/attention-seekers/closet furries. Pathfinder is basically a further development of 3.5. Go get that.

  • @AlanDanielson
    @AlanDanielson หลายเดือนก่อน +107

    This is such a great video!!
    I’m a 53 year old DM. I will not drop one cent for the 2024 books. I also make it clear when I DM that our adventures will be PG-13 in language, R in violence and terror, and that the game is more fun when everyone agrees that getting butt-hurt means leaving the group.
    I raised my 3 boys on D&D. As adults none of them are satanists OR leftists…wait…is there a difference?

    • @Nanashi_MYOB
      @Nanashi_MYOB หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Yes, there is. (See The Bee's post about Satan asking the left to tone it down.)

    • @Hemi7156
      @Hemi7156 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Sounds like a great way to run your games, God Bless ☦️

    • @cutjack242
      @cutjack242 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      52 here. Same - I let them know exactly what they're getting into and they love it.

    • @scarbrow01
      @scarbrow01 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@Nanashi_MYOB LOL!

  • @IsekaiApostle
    @IsekaiApostle หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    The basement walls would run red, if that was me.

  • @hthrun
    @hthrun หลายเดือนก่อน +130

    2:48 Thanks for putting up the FUN FACT. I would have assumed you guys created it....

    • @xxxlonewolf49
      @xxxlonewolf49 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Me too...the woke cancer is mockery made flesh/paper

    • @xxxlonewolf49
      @xxxlonewolf49 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      3:30 wtf

    • @xxxlonewolf49
      @xxxlonewolf49 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      The friendly beholder...that makes you happy to be vaporized?

    • @koalabro6118
      @koalabro6118 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The book is basically just saying to for example, raise your hand, or say "Hey gang," or any number of less visibly outrageous and stupid signals than the weird X with their heads retracted into their ribcages that they're doing in this video.
      Is it so terrible and bad and awful that play groups have been told they can do this? Why do you even care? You don't need it, so you don't use it. It doesn't affect you.

    • @koalabro6118
      @koalabro6118 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@xxxlonewolf49 You're telling me that your GM has never asked you what kind of quest you want to go on? That's what the paper is. It's Game Expectations. AKA, what you want to be doing in the game. There's a part where you can include 'triggers' (definitely a stupid name) but just don't put anything there if you're totally okay with the idea of literally anything being on the table. Me personally, I don't want to ever deal with parasites infecting my character, so I put that down.
      As for the beholder, it's just cute art. Beholders are still terrifying and vicious and ugly. It's just art.

  • @Jeremyak
    @Jeremyak 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    It's not an accident that they target certain things, the demographic of people that played D&D etc are the real focus, they do not care about the game, they care about who is playing it. These people are evil, true evil.

    • @ferrarikangaroo9271
      @ferrarikangaroo9271 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      We all know it but giant organisations embrace it and force it upon the mass market; to what end? Who knows. It's an infection on Western culture. The only positive aspect is that the Babylon Bee can produce entertaining content mocking it

  • @BasementBerean
    @BasementBerean หลายเดือนก่อน +109

    Just call it Lawyers and Leftists.

    • @parknplay8328
      @parknplay8328 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I would play this unironically

    • @GambitsEnd
      @GambitsEnd หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Make it a parody of Ace Attorney and I'd play it.

    • @sarico7827
      @sarico7827 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's pretty good also I hate it because it's so good.

  • @RavenousSpectre
    @RavenousSpectre หลายเดือนก่อน +123

    The talk of Elon Musk buying D&D sounded far fetched but if he did i hope he'd destroy the wokeness

    • @tylerhaynes4841
      @tylerhaynes4841 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @RavenousSpectre just like how he's destroyed twitter?

    • @commandercorner5575
      @commandercorner5575 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tylerhaynes4841 What’s funny is Twitter is actually doing really well. All the bots artificially inflating things are gone, there’s more freedom, the platform is very neutral, and he’s had the backbone to withstand the coordinated effort to stamp out free speech. Which of course means idiots like you think it’s a far right cesspool.

    • @n.d.m.515
      @n.d.m.515 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      ​@@tylerhaynes4841From what I understand he actually made X better. People are now free to, you know, have and express an opinion without fear of getting silenced. Oh how horrible. Must . . . clutch . . . pearls.

    • @tylerhaynes4841
      @tylerhaynes4841 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @n.d.m.515 oh yea? Try typing the word "cisperson".
      Or you know, disagree with elon on anything really. See how much free speech you have then.

    • @n.d.m.515
      @n.d.m.515 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @tylerhaynes4841 why, have you tried to type cisperson? I wouldn't know what might happen. TH-cam is the only social media I use.

  • @LostEra389
    @LostEra389 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    The sad thing is that this isn't satire. I can very much relate to the guy who just wanted to delve into dungeons and slay evil monsters to loot their treasure. Such fun is no longer tolerated in D&D.

    • @Dualbladedscorpion7737
      @Dualbladedscorpion7737 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No you can still do that but um are you talling about power playing?

    • @MyFuckVevo
      @MyFuckVevo หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      just find a table that want to do that

    • @xFlareLeon
      @xFlareLeon หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I did too until he said dragons are evil like that covers every dragon. Metallic dragons are objectively good.

    • @winterbear8633
      @winterbear8633 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why immediately surrender to the nonsense? If you want your D&D a certain way, go do it. There are tons of cool people out there

    • @Berto206
      @Berto206 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Just find the group, not all groups are like this, and also I see someone who not only Don't Force inclusively but it actually kind of add on to the story and doesn't take away anything from D&D

  • @ramtigerfalcon8387
    @ramtigerfalcon8387 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

    Man. I use to love telling stories through DNDs gameplay.
    Its such a fun medium to narrate through.
    The game was 100 percent [ so called] inclusive already.
    Anyway.
    Love you guys.

    • @JachinSolomon
      @JachinSolomon หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I used to refer to playing D&D as consensual story telling.

    • @platinumspider7859
      @platinumspider7859 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JachinSolomon I prefer the term collaborative story telling, consensual story telling sounds like there's a version where you tie people to chairs and force them to play that's non-consensual story telling.

  • @justafella8191
    @justafella8191 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

    Hooo boy, this speaks to me in a uniquely painful way. My dad played first edition dnd and brought me into the game in the classic way with old lead minis and everything. I tried joining groups in high school and college expecting a similar experience and got extreme tonal whiplash. It's not just Hasbro, the community around the game really has changed and become quite woke. I had no choice but to become a DM and host my own games now, in the 'classic' way.

    • @STOPTHECLOWNS581
      @STOPTHECLOWNS581 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Drama kids took over the hobby.

    • @rokassan
      @rokassan หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Wish we knew each other. I’m a 1st and 2nd edition guy. Got a crapload of stuff stored away! I’m 49, started playing in 1984. I’ve got great memories. I played and DM’ed. Last time I DM’ed was 1992. Right up til Hurricane Andrew hit. I live in Miami. Played when I was in the Army too. 1996 was the last time I played. Had a blast.

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@STOPTHECLOWNS581 Which is funny, considering they had their own games, Vampire: The Masquerade being perhaps the most sucessful. An entire 'Storyteller' system existed to appeal to the drama kids. Didn't appeal to my TTRPG group because (ironically) it was both dice heavy and didn't have an appealing setting to us. (Far too much 'real life with X')
      Wish they had left to each their own.

    • @benhatcher9396
      @benhatcher9396 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Haha. They call us "grognards" and the like, but at my flgs it's become a badge of honour..
      My last DM was an older Polish fella, with a Witcher style setting. Store eventually banned him for defending his setting from some woke newbie's attempts to "modernise" it, and refusing to call the 6'6" bearded man in a dress "ma'am"..

    • @Norvik_-ug3ge
      @Norvik_-ug3ge หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@STOPTHECLOWNS581Critical Role is to blame. Unsuccessful actors ruining something else they are not good at.

  • @captanblue
    @captanblue หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    I'm not sure my sides are going to be ready for this, haha.
    Edit: That was about as bad as I expected lol. I can't believe some of these changes DnD is making. This is why I play other TTGs now.

    • @raul0ca
      @raul0ca หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Protip: Pathfinder, woke. Chaosium's Cthulhu, woke. Runequest, woke. Game over, man! Game over

    • @captanblue
      @captanblue หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @raul0ca I think out of all of those Pathfinder is the only one I've kind of looked at, and I don't believe that it rubs your face into how woke it is. I've been playing another tabletop game called Fabula Ultima, and even though it is a little woke, it doesn't really force it on you, so you can just ignore it.
      I also play a D100 system called Comae and that one is pretty generic. They don't really do anything wrong there.

    • @AC-ov5ny
      @AC-ov5ny หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@raul0caor just disregard those parts… Complain and whine or find the most simple solution.

    • @hunterkinsella5303
      @hunterkinsella5303 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@AC-ov5ny “disregarding those parts” is what got us to this point in the first place. The internet is just constantly proving why gatekeeping is necessary

    • @endless3cho
      @endless3cho หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@hunterkinsella5303for hobbies and the like, gatekeeping is a necessity.

  • @AncientRylanor69
    @AncientRylanor69 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    the funny part is that for some this isn't parody lol

  • @Rathkryn
    @Rathkryn หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    But this isn't comedy... it's a terrifying documentary...

    • @Helumis
      @Helumis หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Like movie Idiocracy.

  • @EvanPedersen-p1u
    @EvanPedersen-p1u หลายเดือนก่อน +270

    "Woke Dungeons and Dragon"... what a horrible idea!

    • @viix3815
      @viix3815 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I'd fail. I'm racist against beholders, aberrations, ugly/slimy/sticky things. And orcs.

    • @endless3cho
      @endless3cho หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Tell WotC that, they've ruined so much.

    • @Krix6426
      @Krix6426 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@endless3cho They were told. They are to ignorantly silly to care.

    • @Jack_the_Rizzler69
      @Jack_the_Rizzler69 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It's been like that for a long time. The most popular podcasts as well are all terminal stage of woke.

    • @classicalteacher
      @classicalteacher หลายเดือนก่อน

      #EvilRacesMatter

  • @jakedunnegan
    @jakedunnegan หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    The only unbelievable thing in the video was the normal guy in the hat actually sticking around long enough to start playing!

  • @l337pwnage
    @l337pwnage หลายเดือนก่อน +123

    I miss when Christians were just freaking out because it was 'Satanic'. Simpler times.

    • @robertwarren4734
      @robertwarren4734 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Lamentations of the Flame Princess: the game your parents were afraid you were playing. :-)

    • @DavidWestLtfngr
      @DavidWestLtfngr หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      The pendulum swung from one extreme to the other over the years

    • @cromlives6602
      @cromlives6602 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      The ironic thing is back then it was unfounded, but now they would be right about most nutjobs that play the game yet!

    • @tylerhaynes4841
      @tylerhaynes4841 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @cromlives6602 it's unfounded even now. This entire sketch is a strawman argument. Take one honest look at the dnd community and you'll see a litany of murder hobos, pervs, and tale after tale of combat based experiences. Literally half the book is just about the rules regarding combat.
      "Its woke" is just the new "it's demonic" and it's still being pushed by the same people as then, conservatives.

    • @6Vlad6Tepes6
      @6Vlad6Tepes6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Instead we have far right woke fascist communist that are almost as bad as the Christians.

  • @gschneyer
    @gschneyer หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    Props to having the actual AD&D book dude.

    • @MathiasYmagnus
      @MathiasYmagnus หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bumping the comment:

    • @RetroDawn
      @RetroDawn หลายเดือนก่อน

      And it was 1e. If only it had been the original cover, tho, although that artwork might not go over as well with some Christians. Even moreso with the DM guide.

  • @driakos
    @driakos หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    My little sister plays in a group almost like this. They still fight monsters occasionally, but there's lots of apologizing and hand-wringing about it.

    • @n.d.m.515
      @n.d.m.515 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Doesn't sound like playing to me, or at all fun. More like what used to be called emotional circle jerks.

    • @RyokoVT
      @RyokoVT หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Have you actually been to one of these sessions? Sounds like you're just making shit up so you can keep your echo-chamber narrative alive in your head.

    • @perryborn2777
      @perryborn2777 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@RyokoVT Thank you Vtuber, your opinion will be placed directly in the elephant's foot wastebasket

    • @TheLocoreaper
      @TheLocoreaper หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I´d say get her and some normal friends, or yourself and some of yours, and play an ACTUAL campaign :P

    • @driakos
      @driakos หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@RyokoVT They play 5E. Sometimes over discord. She talks about it when she visits. Don't know what else to say. I feel like you might be the one in a bubble of denial.

  • @GuiAntonioli
    @GuiAntonioli หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Fun fact: Me, someone who has been playing RPG games since 1993 will not spend a CENT with Wizards of the Coast or whatever BS they are involved with.

    • @RipleysSanatorium
      @RipleysSanatorium หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Ditto friend, ditto

    • @461weavile
      @461weavile หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I stopped supporting WotC when they sold me some Pokemon cards in the wrong language intentionally. That must've been 1998.

  • @Darastrixkepesk
    @Darastrixkepesk หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    As a nerd I have to say that only chromatic dragons are evil.

    • @hatchhermit77
      @hatchhermit77 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@Focal_Paradox Absolutely. Chromatic dragons simply want to kill you. While metallic dragons sinisterly put you in "heroic" situations where you decide to sacrifice yourself.

    • @jdet27
      @jdet27 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Don’t forget gem dragons 😉

    • @Darastrixkepesk
      @Darastrixkepesk หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jdet27 I'm not sure if this is only newer additions but I thought gem dragons were neutral.

    • @jdet27
      @jdet27 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @ I could have sworn they were good in Fizban’s, it’s been awhile since I looked a stat block for them

    • @Darastrixkepesk
      @Darastrixkepesk หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jdet27 I think they are neutral but even if they are good what I said is still true "only chromatic dragons are evil".

  • @Zinj1000
    @Zinj1000 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    The secret we should never let the game masters know is that they don't need any rules -Gary Gygax

    • @brianhillman5867
      @brianhillman5867 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I played back in middle school, no rule book. Just paper pen and imagination. Didnt even have dice would just tell players pick a number 1-10 or 1-100 depending on difficulty

  • @PDilling
    @PDilling วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I LOVE the "safe-sign"...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...it leaves the face unguarded. 👊

  • @TheBulletFreeman
    @TheBulletFreeman หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    We live in a timeline where babylon bee parodies have become accurate depictions.

    • @markmurex6559
      @markmurex6559 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      This is what happened with the Onion a while ago. Their old videos did not keep up with clown world.

    • @JacobBrennenstuhl
      @JacobBrennenstuhl 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And Weird Al wept, for there was nothing left to satire.

  • @Derpleton14
    @Derpleton14 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    Elon pleeeeease buy Hasbro I'm begging you

    • @markmunroe-hz8rf
      @markmunroe-hz8rf หลายเดือนก่อน

      Good idea.

    • @richardlincoln8438
      @richardlincoln8438 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Elon, no... Just No. There is a fatal sickness in this. Let it rot !

    • @NegatveSpace
      @NegatveSpace หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I think it would be hilarious to see all the woke dnd players go bonkers.

    • @Steve-318
      @Steve-318 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I read he has been into dungeons and dragons maybe still is.

    • @markmurex6559
      @markmurex6559 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nah, let it die. There are other options.

  • @fuzzwobble
    @fuzzwobble หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    Fun Fact: They released a new long-form attack in their latest Player's Handbook that targets Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson, the original creators of D&D. It rambles about them being generally terrible people for making the game in the first place.

    • @rgsniper2
      @rgsniper2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Thank you, I would never have known this as I stopped supporting WotC based on the fact that they hate people like me. It looks like my choices have been good ones.

    • @dawntraveler42
      @dawntraveler42 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Seriously??? Not sarcasm???

    • @justanghozzst8218
      @justanghozzst8218 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      No, they didn't. Fact check me.

    • @alextalarico959
      @alextalarico959 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That's not true.

    • @fuzzwobble
      @fuzzwobble 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@alextalarico959 It's true. They also blamed D&D being a bad game for bad people on it being made by, and for, "White middle-class men". It's all straight up in the new 50th anniversary PHB.

  • @Shellseawing
    @Shellseawing หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    D&D is a roleplaying game, decide how and who you want to play with.

  • @debraseiler4148
    @debraseiler4148 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    The costumes! I think that was my bath rug that I donated to Goodwill 7 years ago! 😂

    • @yaplo3774
      @yaplo3774 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Really?!

    • @debraseiler4148
      @debraseiler4148 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @ Only 1 🤔…..

  • @GlennWilson-c2u
    @GlennWilson-c2u หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    When I started in 1974 this was unthinkable. We have gone from unthinkable to brain dead non-thinking. Sorry Gary…

    • @scarbrow01
      @scarbrow01 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      "How dare you mention Gary Gygax!" ...using the safe sign...

  • @gabrielbraga7670
    @gabrielbraga7670 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    Lore accurate, Dragonborns hate Dragons

    • @mattk6719
      @mattk6719 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Except when they serve them.

    • @diegoborges3716
      @diegoborges3716 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Dragonborns are XP source. Not mean to be played as characters.

    • @gabrielbraga7670
      @gabrielbraga7670 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@mattk6719 Not willingly lol, except of course some Bahamut paladins.

    • @mwplaylist2890
      @mwplaylist2890 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@diegoborges3716 Dragonborn have been player characters for a good while now.

    • @galinskas22
      @galinskas22 หลายเดือนก่อน

      and they like dragonporn

  • @lucasd1646
    @lucasd1646 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This is not a parody, this is a documentary.

  • @desmien679
    @desmien679 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    As someone who has been playing D&D since AD &D 2nd Ed. I fully support this message. Honestly since 4th ed the game has gone downhill, 5th originally had potential but they screwed up. In fact I'd love to see a game that mixes the pros of 2nd ed such as weapon speed with 3rd ed. The game lost it's ways when it went woke.

    • @jerramiehelmick4408
      @jerramiehelmick4408 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Gary Gygax would approve of your post.

    • @desmien679
      @desmien679 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @ any true old school gamer of D&D would

    • @relo999
      @relo999 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      4e was quite good at the end of it's lifecycle, the first few books where just awful to the point they were almost fully errata'd away.

    • @desmien679
      @desmien679 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @ 4e was too restrictive especially regarding spellcasters, 5e loosened it up a bit but was still too restrictive

    • @strawberryhellcat4738
      @strawberryhellcat4738 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I'd love to see a restoration of true high level play that WotC took from players. BECMI had 134 levels, and the big prize for completing them was the chance to become a Great Old One.

  • @rjanuary
    @rjanuary หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    To think I've been playing D&D wrong all these years. I had no idea there was a safe sign for wanting to go into a dungeon, lol.

    • @NegatveSpace
      @NegatveSpace หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Use the safe sign against the dragon when you meet it! :)

    • @Fenglaender
      @Fenglaender หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol, safe signs are only really important for people who go heavily into role playing. A simple dunegeon crawl usually doesn't need safe signs. But if all at the table are into serious stories, then depictions of abuse might occur and it's okay to not always be up for that in the context of a game... A person who just lost their dog might not want to hear about a dog being killed in detail. It's okay to communicate that.

    • @jimwhelan9152
      @jimwhelan9152 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@Fenglaenderwhat th'?
      My dog died so no dogs dying in tonight's game play? Suck it up, wimp!

  • @bobshisuncle
    @bobshisuncle หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    This is why you gatekeep your hobbies, people! The community is already bad enough, but WotC are also adopting their corrupt mindset as well! Set standards, and don't let "tourists" ruin your hobby!

    • @KyleTremblayTitularKtrey
      @KyleTremblayTitularKtrey หลายเดือนก่อน

      100% They hate us and will bully us for not being theatre kid freaks like themselves. Go on the offensive exorcize them before they exile us.

    • @billmcdongle5915
      @billmcdongle5915 หลายเดือนก่อน

      D&D gatekeepers are usually sweaty neckbeards who haven't showered in 3 weeks.

    • @Veritas.Studios.Channel
      @Veritas.Studios.Channel หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Absolutely, I'm already working on this with Warhammer (fantasy and 40K).

  • @bendunaway8296
    @bendunaway8296 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    What is so funny is how close to the truth this is.

  • @ironnwizzard
    @ironnwizzard หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    10/10 for the 1st Ed. PHB at 0:30. Someone at the Bee knows what's good in life!

    • @tomkerruish2982
      @tomkerruish2982 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Too bad they didn't have a copy with the classic David Trampier cover.

    • @valethemajor
      @valethemajor 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      For the longest time I thought that was the 2e cover

  • @Sgt_SealCluber
    @Sgt_SealCluber หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    People like this actual exist.
    A buddy had a game he was running was completely imploded when a (s)he/he(r) playing in the game got offended when another buddy called kobolds "yipping dogs".🤣

    • @mikitta47
      @mikitta47 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I would be offended, too. Kobolds are yipping dragon kin. It's the gnolls who are the yipping dogs :p

    • @Sgt_SealCluber
      @Sgt_SealCluber หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@mikitta47 🤓Well actually Japanese kobolds are dogs. 🤣
      On a serious note somewhere described the kobold language to sound like barking, so they've always been "yipping dogs" to my group.

    • @JacobBrennenstuhl
      @JacobBrennenstuhl 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@mikitta47 Gnolls are hyenas, actually.

  • @commonsensecraziness7595
    @commonsensecraziness7595 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Wow. I used to play back in the day and these new rules are just nuts.
    Fortunately, you can screen to avoid these people by asking what edition they play.

  • @Wickedstrife
    @Wickedstrife หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Not only did they come for TV, movies, video games, and even books changing with sensitivity readers. Now they want our IMAGINATION.

    • @martinjohnston1907
      @martinjohnston1907 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Remember/Read 1984 that has always been what they wanted. Newspeak take away words for things they don't want you to be able to think about.

    • @jean-louispech4921
      @jean-louispech4921 หลายเดือนก่อน

      wokes hate imagination
      wokes hate laughing
      wokes don't have any creativity
      Wokes are what they claim to hate : a bunch of very rigid minded peoples.

    • @winterbear8633
      @winterbear8633 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It doesn't matter what they want, it matters what you give up

  • @tomkerruish2982
    @tomkerruish2982 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    I swear, that 'X' gesture makes me think of the crossed hammers from the movie Pink Floyd's The Wall.

    • @RyokoVT
      @RyokoVT หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm sorry did you mean gender marker? Do you have a fucking panic attack every time you see the word xylophone because the X reminds you of the crossed hammers??? Jesus fucking christ dude. If you actually got time with the members of Pink Floyd they'd despise you; you're the exact person they were standing up against.

  • @torpete0993
    @torpete0993 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I love dnd, I’m glad that it’s so customizable so that I don’t have to deal with all this. I just got my friends to play it so I don’t have to deal with the community.

  • @aftergood
    @aftergood วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    There are people in this world who believe this isnt satire.

  • @dblevins343
    @dblevins343 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    I was wondering why this was so good. I was thinking, "these guys have actually played D&D haven't they?" Then it pipped up that this is actually in the new rulebook and I realized, this isnt them in the past, this is still them today and I find it hilarious and great. Keep it up folks.

  • @faraclas
    @faraclas หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Held up my safe sign the whole video

  • @joesgotmore
    @joesgotmore หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    You know you're done when the Babylon Bee is making a video about you. Kinda like South Park.

    • @Karak-_-
      @Karak-_- 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Doesn't South Park makes fun out of anyone?

  • @Deadeye-bl9if
    @Deadeye-bl9if หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This is hilarious. I’m glad I stuck with 2014 rules

  • @joshuafredericksen5370
    @joshuafredericksen5370 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    This couldn't have been made at a better time! I'm planning more sessions for my friends. My friend is a human fighter named William. He's racist against gnomes.

    • @drawingdragon
      @drawingdragon หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I've never played before but started learning the 5e rules JUST in time for the 2024 Woke Edition handbooks to drop.
      My friend is going to DM and he told me "We're not playing the woke rules. We're doing 5e with extra racism to balance out the universe" 😂

    • @joshuafredericksen5370
      @joshuafredericksen5370 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @drawingdragon I've made nearly all the races evil aside from the humans and elves.

    • @brianhillman5867
      @brianhillman5867 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In a word with such different races it would be retarded not to have racism. Who doesnt love the orc hating elf, the elf hating dwarf, ect. It's a great trope for storytelling

  • @jupiterjunk
    @jupiterjunk หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    D&D is D&Dead.
    Glad I kept all my old stuff from back in the 90's.

    • @markmurex6559
      @markmurex6559 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Same here. I don't give my money to woke companies.

    • @kalenteridis
      @kalenteridis 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      This

  • @cruvensilverwing7948
    @cruvensilverwing7948 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Could you imagine filling out one of those expectation forms and then having it used against you in their inventible frivolous suing of you.

    • @VeritechGirl
      @VeritechGirl 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Someone hands me an expectations form to fill out before a game of DnD and I am walking out XD

  • @fenrock_1727
    @fenrock_1727 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    I mean, none of these new ideas need to be enforced, you can just play how you always have, like you want.

    • @amalekedomite
      @amalekedomite 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I mean, none of these videos need to be watched, you can just not comment if you want.

    • @fenrock_1727
      @fenrock_1727 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @amalekedomite true, but I did