Homeschool Family Visits Woke Library

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  • @TheBabylonBee
    @TheBabylonBee  ปีที่แล้ว +1163

    What books should be banned from the woke library?

    • @ShadowReaper-pu2hx
      @ShadowReaper-pu2hx ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Biology textbooks (biology was invented by the KKK to steal the 2016 election for Donald Trump).

    • @originalname6372
      @originalname6372 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      All of them

    • @merinsan
      @merinsan ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Books are reinforcing white colonialism...so al of them!

    • @Vortex1x1x1x
      @Vortex1x1x1x ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Any book containing the letter e

    • @timmy18135
      @timmy18135 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Any book on logic

  • @geobloxmodels1186
    @geobloxmodels1186 ปีที่แล้ว +930

    A few months ago, my nephew and his wife had a baby. Instead of buying them stuff they don't need, I made up a kind of time capsule box. I got a bunch of books that I thought would be good at different ages. So, each birthday the kid gets to open a new book or sometimes a set of books. It starts out with some Dr. Zeus, and later includes Aesop's fables, Narnia, Tom Sawyer, Huck Finn, Animal Farm, 1984, Art of War, The Prince, Lord of the Rings, Age of Reason, and other books that are worth reading. In the last packet, to be opened in 18 years, I included a short video of myself in which I explain why physical books are best because they can't be revised once printed. I encouraged the kid to read all kinds of things and to always be willing to learn. I doubt I will be around in 18 years, but I hope those books are and that my message makes it through.

    • @kingbonza
      @kingbonza ปีที่แล้ว +8

      WHAT!! No Poor Mans James Bond.

    • @defaultytuser
      @defaultytuser ปีที่แล้ว +53

      A lovely idea! Sadly, chances are a leftist relative will eventually find out and the time capsule "goes missing"...

    • @kristenmarie8655
      @kristenmarie8655 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      This is an awesome idea! Very sweet, sentimental and very thoughtful.

    • @heatherwood2449
      @heatherwood2449 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      What a beautiful, thoughtful thing for you to do.

    • @freedomridermorty4459
      @freedomridermorty4459 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The Gestapo will raid that home and burn those offensive books 😞 Huckleberry Finn is now Considered Racist and banned 🚫

  • @seth7745
    @seth7745 ปีที่แล้ว +1498

    “what are your personal pronouns?”
    “I, me and mine”
    Definitely going to use that one from now on. lol

    • @yakityyak8894
      @yakityyak8894 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I didn't realize there was a correct answer to the question until this video

    • @BornInTheWrongTimes
      @BornInTheWrongTimes ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@yakityyak8894
      Honestly same. This is a perfect response cause now they have to refer to you as your biological sex or not refer to you at all.
      Which of course paves the road for us to troll them on how they “assumed our gender” 😂

    • @kevintipton4738
      @kevintipton4738 ปีที่แล้ว

      My pronouns are F U lol. Those idiots are an example of our mental health problems.

    • @TheMomseloc
      @TheMomseloc ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I use, "YOU PEOPLE".

    • @kevintipton4738
      @kevintipton4738 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@TheMomseloc I used mentally unstable

  • @crosswarrior38
    @crosswarrior38 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    "Woah, mom just swore!"
    As a previous sheltered homeschooler I can relate lol

    • @OnGuardYT
      @OnGuardYT ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @bnsyphotography2104 I do

    • @Tekyng_of_Baregan
      @Tekyng_of_Baregan 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      That's the way I grew up. I still don't say the name of anything that goes into the toilet.

    • @hyrachine8573
      @hyrachine8573 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      if you don't care then why did you comment rofl

    • @michemash8860
      @michemash8860 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      #Triggered 💀

    • @ysf-d9i
      @ysf-d9i 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i'm not homeschooled, and i'm 32, still haven't even heard my mom swear. Because Chinese culture hasn't been completely corrupted by the evil degenerate west yet.

  • @davidw5198
    @davidw5198 ปีที่แล้ว +2715

    As a librarian, I'm happy to say that my library is nothing like this, although I have been to some that are! We are all pretty conservative, and our community is too.

    • @evangelicful
      @evangelicful ปีที่แล้ว +101

      How do we stop this from happening?! 😢 it is so frustrating just going to a library like back in the 1990s where none of this was even around

    • @benjaminthibieroz4155
      @benjaminthibieroz4155 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Library are sanctuaries. No book should be banned or put to undeserved display.

    • @thefunniestfarm4731
      @thefunniestfarm4731 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@benjaminthibieroz4155 Pedo books aimed at children should always be banned.

    • @braveheart-lg4bo
      @braveheart-lg4bo ปีที่แล้ว +44

      They are coming for your library

    • @emrac377
      @emrac377 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Our local library is literally like this video. I would NEVER let my child enter unsupervised. It's so sad.

  • @AcshualSnotski
    @AcshualSnotski ปีที่แล้ว +4757

    The librarian is surprisingly accurate for modern day. I remember when the Bee was satire.

    • @AcshualSnotski
      @AcshualSnotski ปีที่แล้ว +115

      In fact, there was a commentor on TH-cam today talking about Charlie and The Chocolate factory being phobic...

    • @AcshualSnotski
      @AcshualSnotski ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@Vulture402I guess I'm behind on my modern culture... I wondered why I kept hearing about it.

    • @wherami
      @wherami ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Showing facts again

    • @coleens.6212
      @coleens.6212 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Vulture402 I sell used children's books online, and I just took photos of 10 Dahl books, including Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Likely they will sell very fast (they usually do).

    • @coleens.6212
      @coleens.6212 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Love the unibrow on the librarian.

  • @lhollman284
    @lhollman284 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Im a public school teacher in Brooklyn and man does this ring true. Thanks for this!

    • @waveslayer007
      @waveslayer007 ปีที่แล้ว

      no it dosnt

    • @Spongebobby43
      @Spongebobby43 ปีที่แล้ว

      ^ valedictorian class of 2024

    • @DaisySoCrazy6
      @DaisySoCrazy6 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I go to a VERY conservative public school and it is the best. We got teachers and counselors telling students “There are only two genders” 😄

    • @mazely
      @mazely 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Which ring? Homeschooling?

    • @generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895
      @generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@waveslayer007why do you people even try?

  • @samurachi420
    @samurachi420 ปีที่แล้ว +3247

    My wife is a librarian, she works with these people everyday. It's not really an exaggeration, that literally how it is in a public library

    • @SN00PICUS
      @SN00PICUS ปีที่แล้ว +73

      ​@@MalachiWhite-tw7hlThere's a pole at the one near me 😂 I think it was originally a fire exit, but you can imagine how that has been repurposed.

    • @t.mendous7922
      @t.mendous7922 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You mean somewhat normal government employees?

    • @aggy5372
      @aggy5372 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      No it's not. There are woke librarians, yes. But the idea that they wouldn't have Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is ridiculous. They have books of all types--that is the function of the library.

    • @SOContraMundum
      @SOContraMundum ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She must be a bold woman!!

    • @Outcast-0033
      @Outcast-0033 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aggy5372 apparently you havent seen some of these library's then cause i have discovered that they are selectively excluding certain books.

  • @alliseuss1555
    @alliseuss1555 ปีที่แล้ว +1357

    The baby's appropriately timed look of distress at 3:02 was hilarious.

    • @John-uo1qf
      @John-uo1qf ปีที่แล้ว +50

      And the smirk by the boy at 3:11 when mom asks if there is anything "good"?

    • @dive2drive314
      @dive2drive314 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      As if the baby was playing along with the skit... too cute

    • @ernestoherreralegorreta137
      @ernestoherreralegorreta137 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I died laughing when I saw that too!

    • @minhchaubuingoc8384
      @minhchaubuingoc8384 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The baby at 3:27 too

    • @smilemagickthundergrave
      @smilemagickthundergrave ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thank You, I too noticed the baby's reaction to the gender-crank librarian with distress - a truly amusing moment..

  • @Fast_Eddy_Magic
    @Fast_Eddy_Magic ปีที่แล้ว +55

    When they were talking to the librarian, the baby covered its ears! 😂

  • @charlessutherland274
    @charlessutherland274 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    As a likely soon to be former librarian, this hits hard. I loathe and despise what has become of my profession.

    • @pattyo4703
      @pattyo4703 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I feel your pain Charles. When you invest in a career that serves a useful purpose, but see that purpose being eroded, it is disheartening.
      I have wondered what type of people first decided that adult entertainers should come read stories to young children. Hopefully I don't get arrested for wondering.

    • @charlessutherland274
      @charlessutherland274 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@pattyo4703 Thanks, Patty. I really needed that.

    • @pattyo4703
      @pattyo4703 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@charlessutherland274 You are welcome.

    • @MH-lg1iu
      @MH-lg1iu ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How do we turn this around?

    • @sheabutter94
      @sheabutter94 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel ya, but there’s also part of me that if we allow the left to push us out of our careers, that’s letting them win. That said, I can relate to you because that’s how I feel in academia right now, so I wouldn’t blame you for finding a non-woke job, though those are getting fewer and farther apart as we cede more territory to these jerks.

  • @RebekahNicole
    @RebekahNicole ปีที่แล้ว +1594

    As a homeschooler, I approve of this skit. 🤣

    • @Lawrence_Talbot
      @Lawrence_Talbot ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Honestly the mom nailed it. Telling me to watch my mouth while dropping the F bomb in the process

    • @Dimezprod
      @Dimezprod ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Same 😂 homeschool is awesome

    • @lisarodriguez2926
      @lisarodriguez2926 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I hope you include Bravebooks in your homeschooling. In the meantime, I hope to see the communist controlled dept of education dismantled some day. The indoctrination has got to stop!
      Blessings to you and yours❤

    • @gingy30
      @gingy30 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lisarodriguez2926 Do you just casually throw the word communist around whenever you feel like it?

    • @gingy30
      @gingy30 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dimezprod Only if you have adequate teachers. Not all parents are fit to homeschool their children.

  • @oberlinerin
    @oberlinerin 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +221

    Homeschool mom here. This is spot on for my library if you take out the pole and add a mask on and plastic partition in front of the librarian.

  • @SethCorbinMusic
    @SethCorbinMusic ปีที่แล้ว +827

    “Are they remembering the flood?”
    Amazing

    • @BasedBaptist
      @BasedBaptist ปีที่แล้ว +38

      nope, they are just provoking the fire and brimstone which they will kindle like bundles of sticks

    • @undefined69695
      @undefined69695 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      All the religious crazies can easily be found in comments lmao

    • @clckc
      @clckc ปีที่แล้ว

      @@undefined69695 and the woke crazies like you too

    • @SunshineSuperstar
      @SunshineSuperstar ปีที่แล้ว +33

      ​@@undefined69695 Yeah, unlike those science crazies. There's none of them around!

    • @undefined69695
      @undefined69695 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@SunshineSuperstar you are comparing a vocation to religion, that’s quite odd. One has a set of cultural values and the other is a job… how can one be “science crazy”?

  • @nathanembry9245
    @nathanembry9245 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    Homeschooling must have been awesome. No active shooter drills, standardized testing, sexual predatory teachers, decent lunch everyday, no bullying,etc.

    • @andybray9791
      @andybray9791 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Homosexual agenda etc was a slip from morality. I wouldn’t teach about sexuality until people become teenagers

    • @chicbate
      @chicbate ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no knowledge it's the best

    • @chicbate
      @chicbate ปีที่แล้ว

      dude cancel the Prom then and cancel flower girls and ring bearers and cancel parents because we don't know what they're doing behind closed doors and ban beaches because ... people are there and that's gross to me. @@andybray9791

    • @andybray9791
      @andybray9791 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@chicbate ?

    • @chicbate
      @chicbate ปีที่แล้ว

      it's kinda weird parents want to have so much control over a kid that's like a perfect isolation for like grooming and better yet, no one to answer to [bosses/govern/overseers] ask any homeschooled kid how great it was to learn dinosaurs were on Noah's Ark... they're gone go quite far in the real world@@andybray9791

  • @necasperaterent29386
    @necasperaterent29386 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    "The Hips on the Drag Queen Go Swish Swish Swish" is an actual book. This exists. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

    • @The.rs.show.youtube
      @The.rs.show.youtube 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

      One of the Amazon reviews is about a father buying it for his kid and when the kid showed interest in the book they said that the kid being interested was proof that the kid was transgender and the kid found another transgender kid in school
      The kid was preschool age
      30 people said the review was helpful
      Im gonna be sick

    • @MelodyBrookstone
      @MelodyBrookstone 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      NO FREAKING WAY

    • @ShaneMiller-if5gt
      @ShaneMiller-if5gt 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      That sounds terrifying. I hope you aren't too traumatized by this revelation.

    • @chrisgrieve9533
      @chrisgrieve9533 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Don't let the freaks take over. Good always triumphs over evil.

    • @steve-zx5jb
      @steve-zx5jb 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I am waiting for Christ to return and hoping He asks me to help stomp out the evil.

  • @Travis_Stewart5422
    @Travis_Stewart5422 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    As a homeschool dad I find this completely hilarious

    • @gingy30
      @gingy30 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Get out more

    • @richardmahn7589
      @richardmahn7589 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@gingy30 Um, ironically you are the ones that need to get out more. Just because we are homeschooled, doesn't mean we don't get out. In fact, more field trips are done by those of us who are homeschooled than those who are stuck in public schools. We also have a better understanding of humanity, sin, judgement, and the history of mankind and how sin is in all aspects of history and the human life.

    • @gingy30
      @gingy30 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@richardmahn7589 Can't believe I received an "um actually" comment this soon 😳

    • @gingy30
      @gingy30 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@richardmahn7589 That last sentence doesn't help your cause. Makes you look like a self-righteous dipshit.

    • @Travis_Stewart5422
      @Travis_Stewart5422 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@richardmahn7589 don't worry about gingy, people who talk crap like that for no reason are just jealous. Your response was spot on

  • @SJ-fj1cj
    @SJ-fj1cj ปีที่แล้ว +982

    This is basically what happened to my family. We came back from living in Indonesia for 2 years to our cute little local library in Idaho. I was shocked and appalled to see on display in the picture book section a book about gay Santa and his husband, among many other books on oppression of blacks by whites and transgender kids. In the section designed for preschoolers!

    • @blabbergasted4380
      @blabbergasted4380 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Ja Komrade! U r proof of the catastrophic speed all of our childhoods are being trashed.

    • @evangelicful
      @evangelicful ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Opening doors that don't need to be opened

    • @Acousticlystrange
      @Acousticlystrange ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Wow 1984 is really happening

    • @C.O._Jones
      @C.O._Jones ปีที่แล้ว +59

      This happened in Idaho? We’re doomed.

    • @ChristianWagner888
      @ChristianWagner888 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      We call that "reverse culture shock", every time we go back to Germany for a furlough from our missionary work in the Philippines. Having our children schooled at Christian schools in the Philippines has been a great blessing.

  • @Blahbevava
    @Blahbevava ปีที่แล้ว +140

    I work in the public school district in the town of a major University campus in Illinois. The reality of this is not too far off at all! I recall one day I went to help out one of the teachers. When I arrived I found her throwing away 4th grade history books into the trash. I could see that the books were still in good condition so I asked her what was wrong with the books. She said they were "outdated". I said "How so?" She said that history was more than just what a bunch stories of what old white men did! INSANE Doesn't even begin to describe these people!!

    • @waveslayer007
      @waveslayer007 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      the state issues new history books, teachers cant just throw books away einstin

    • @Blahbevava
      @Blahbevava 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@waveslayer007 And yet she was tossing them right into the trash!

    • @waveslayer007
      @waveslayer007 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Blahbevava yes old books that where no longer going to be used

    • @Blahbevava
      @Blahbevava 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@waveslayer007 Many of them were still in like new condition. No reason to throw away perfectly good books that could have been utilized elsewhere if not there! You know book burning is something fascists do. So is history modification to fit a certain narrative and agenda. Got to love all the excuses for it you're trying to make. Teacher even stated her reason for throwing them away making a racist comment "A bunch of old dead white men"

    • @Blahbevava
      @Blahbevava 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@waveslayer007 🙄 You just don't get it do you. This country is SO Wasteful today and no longer appreciates where anything came from. The WW2 generation understood. Consecutive generations just don't get it! But You will at some point! Very painfully. We all will!

  • @readingtoomuchfiction
    @readingtoomuchfiction ปีที่แล้ว +338

    the "gosh darn it!" "woah! mom just SWORE!" had me WHEEZING

    • @rogerwilcojr
      @rogerwilcojr ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My mom yelled at me for saying that when I was about 8, lol - memories.

    • @paulis7319
      @paulis7319 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rogerwilcojr mine too, and for saying "heck" because it supposedly means "h-e-double hockey sticks." Now as an adult I've learned the joy of "professional fanity" and my mom always gets onto me for saying the f-word every other sentence. lol

    • @animebrat76
      @animebrat76 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Good mom, no swearing in front of kid

    • @lukebrennan5780
      @lukebrennan5780 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I recall us (four kids) reeling in shock when our Mum in fury said "Damn!" - still remember it, 55 years later.

    • @ariannedechateaumichel7777
      @ariannedechateaumichel7777 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I can't remember my dad ever swearing, let alone my mom. My boyfriend now thinks it's adorable that I say "bleep" instead of any of the "normal" cuss words, but I really just can't say them.

  • @aaronlopez492
    @aaronlopez492 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    Home schoolers visit woke library? I have a feeling it's going to be a culture shock!!

    • @markmunroe-hz8rf
      @markmunroe-hz8rf ปีที่แล้ว +38

      It'll more like a horror show.

    • @itstimefortim
      @itstimefortim ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I mean I'm homeschooled but I don't think anything can shock me at this point

    • @jannerwingfeather
      @jannerwingfeather ปีที่แล้ว +14

      More like uncultured shock

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sadly, that is one "library" that needs the "Alexandria" treatment. 😒

    • @isaacvanderbilt4505
      @isaacvanderbilt4505 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait till they find out that 2 years olds can be Transgender as well as sexually active!
      *Mind Blown*

  • @Mr.America1250
    @Mr.America1250 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    3:06 the baby covering its ears is hilarious

  • @smittysmeee
    @smittysmeee ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "Are they remembering the flood?"
    "Yeah. Something like that."
    Oh man, that is painfully true.

    • @rachdarastrix5251
      @rachdarastrix5251 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Meanwhile, God regretting his promise that he won't do it again.

    • @veganconservative1109
      @veganconservative1109 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have often thought of buying 'dove' stickers and putting them on some of those rainbows. "Peace, dude-of-many-gender-possibilites. Chill out."

    • @animebrat76
      @animebrat76 ปีที่แล้ว

      The flood of evil

    • @martabachynsky8545
      @martabachynsky8545 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@rachdarastrix5251 He said he wouldn't destroy the world by _flood_ again. He said, the fire next time. 😬

    • @Zaloomination
      @Zaloomination ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Makes me so mad that they literally wrap themselves and their pride in their sin around the symbol of God's mercy for sin. Actively spitting in His face.

  • @stvbrsn
    @stvbrsn ปีที่แล้ว +602

    You see, this is why BB always has the best take. They’re willing to poke fun at the homeschool family as well as the woke library.

    • @szymonbaranowski8184
      @szymonbaranowski8184 ปีที่แล้ว

      institutions are corrupted and incompetent
      while families are ignorant and equally incompetent
      parents should take parenting courses the same way institutions should be examined but nobody even thinks about doing so
      as if incompetence was granted normalcy to just accept blindly without any accountability
      just in case of parents there is a sense of common fate and direct result, what actually makes these people freak out about question if they doing it right when they actually think about it and often they "try too hard"...
      it's always a South park experience
      that's great side of it
      btw symbolism of the pole is something deserving a full scientific book hahaha
      you can predict pole dancer to have daddy issues in 90% of cases
      the homomarxism side incorporating it as own theme as well is very telling
      "she is dancing for me" "she is dancing around me" is also similar complex on male side of the phoenomenon of course

    • @equipeoutdoors
      @equipeoutdoors ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I don’t see how it’s a poke at the home school type of families.

    • @toastedprocastinator
      @toastedprocastinator ปีที่แล้ว +64

      ​@@equipeoutdoors
      they can't even use the simplest of words like GOSH of all things 😭☠ not even damn ☠

    • @ultraseggs
      @ultraseggs ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "See? Everybody gets shit on this channel here."
      -A former TH-cam icon

    • @Purple_Freedom_Ninja
      @Purple_Freedom_Ninja ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I'm a homeshooler and I don't feel like this video makes fun of us at all lol. "Look at these silly homeschoolers and their totally reasonable morals!"

  • @Skyebright1
    @Skyebright1 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    ‘ Give me a child till he is seven years old,’ said St Ignatius Loyola, ‘ and I will show you the man.’

  • @stealthsamurai8980
    @stealthsamurai8980 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Jp is the icing on the gender fluid cake!!

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Family Guy had an episode once....
      Peter is headed to the restroom.
      A guy asks, "Gender Fluid?"
      Peter says, "Yes, there will be a lot of that!" 😂

    • @ImperfectCitizen
      @ImperfectCitizen ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sIXXIsDesigns JP is cringe, sus, and likely a larper.

    • @Zaloomination
      @Zaloomination ปีที่แล้ว

      ​​@@ImperfectCitizensus? Suspect?...for what? Being an insincere drifter?

    • @terfalicious
      @terfalicious ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sIXXIsDesigns ...and yet, here you are....

    • @austins5632
      @austins5632 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn't he doing that in videos where he's playing a tranny? I mean. I get it. And he makes adult content. He never said he makes children's content.

  • @stephenorourke7005
    @stephenorourke7005 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    By far their best one was the kid who wanted a tattoo, I've recommended it to about every family member who has kids!! The Bee and J.P. both are fantastic satirists!!

  • @tb6303
    @tb6303 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love how the mom holds out the baby's hands for the handcuffs at the end. 🤣

  • @bobhaugland9822
    @bobhaugland9822 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Even the baby was smarter than the librarian. (3:02)

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'd bet the family dog and cat are smarter. 😮

    • @klartext2225
      @klartext2225 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, BIG laugh here! Protecting the ears just in time.

    • @occamsshavecream4541
      @occamsshavecream4541 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That scene where the baby puts his hands over his ears is honest!

    • @Chinshellbuford
      @Chinshellbuford ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @doctorkiro
      @doctorkiro ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair, the librarian wasn't really that stupid. She was just following the institution. Even though it's a skit and stuff, I found quite intrigating that ahmm... they? said: "the library doesn't permit it." rather than a more personal kind of phrase.

  • @DannerBanks
    @DannerBanks ปีที่แล้ว +195

    My mom was a librarian. She loved her job. The worst part was the other librarians who had crazy views. And the guys who came in to look at porn on the pubic computers.

    • @JO3BID3N-is-a-P3D0
      @JO3BID3N-is-a-P3D0 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the drag queen story time person also used the computers for that at my local library.

    • @FamousWolfe
      @FamousWolfe ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JO3BID3N-is-a-P3D0 Next time it happens, take a video and upload for the whole world to see

    • @physics_137
      @physics_137 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "pubic" computers!!! hahaha!

    • @azsunburns
      @azsunburns ปีที่แล้ว

      Your pubic slip made my morning❤

    • @JadedJarvis
      @JadedJarvis ปีที่แล้ว

      As a guy, I also go to the library to look at porn....................................................................................................................................................just kidding dont arrest me. I do it in the private space of my home.

  • @pyro5159
    @pyro5159 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    In an age where Berserk is more kid friendly than what’s available for them. That’s just sad

    • @veggsbacon1891
      @veggsbacon1891 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Berserk is literature.

  • @ericsfishingadventures4433
    @ericsfishingadventures4433 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    It's insane what they expose kids to today. Nice cameo by jp! 😂

    • @heypistolero
      @heypistolero ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The most un FBI looking FBI agent ever

    • @Ebh55.
      @Ebh55. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who?

    • @raspberryflash583
      @raspberryflash583 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s another satire guy who is starting to lean towards Christianity @@Ebh55.

    • @svenjansen2134
      @svenjansen2134 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ebh55 AwakenwithJP

    • @raspberryflash583
      @raspberryflash583 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup@@svenjansen2134

  • @markmunroe-hz8rf
    @markmunroe-hz8rf ปีที่แล้ว +543

    Wow. A critique of the far left and what happens when we shelter children far too much.
    Funny yet all too sad at the same time.
    Another gold for Babylon Bee.

    • @goofyahhslimjackson1942
      @goofyahhslimjackson1942 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Quite true lotof conservative satire doesn’t address their sides problems too

    • @markmunroe-hz8rf
      @markmunroe-hz8rf ปีที่แล้ว

      @@goofyahhslimjackson1942 The Babylon Bee 🐝 is not afraid to satirize false conservatives also.

    • @SkollTheWerewolf
      @SkollTheWerewolf ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@goofyahhslimjackson1942 It seems this one did just fine at conveying both messages.

    • @goofyahhslimjackson1942
      @goofyahhslimjackson1942 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SkollTheWerewolf A stellar job indubitably

    • @DonTruman
      @DonTruman ปีที่แล้ว +72

      When young it's appropriate to shelter them. They need a Garden of Eden to grow in, and then as they get older, gradually learn how to contend with the ugly realities of the world.

  • @Annakaydyct
    @Annakaydyct ปีที่แล้ว +153

    My son loves Dr Seuss, that's his birthday theme this year. Cancel me

    • @browniewolf6833
      @browniewolf6833 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What I don’t understand in this video is that they use the fact that Dr. Seuss is a racist as a joke when he is very much racist??

    • @luizasantos4181
      @luizasantos4181 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@browniewolf6833 ele é racista? Porquê?

    • @Lavenderrose73
      @Lavenderrose73 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@browniewolf6833 How was he a racist?

    • @bldontmatter5319
      @bldontmatter5319 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Stop. ​@@browniewolf6833

    • @ibvghgfvbnbc
      @ibvghgfvbnbc 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      TBF Dr Seuss is an adulterer and neglectful husband

  • @Walter-wo5sz
    @Walter-wo5sz ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Sadly our downtown library is more of a homeless shelter than a woke library. Went to use the restroom and saw an old guy taking a bath in the sink. It's kind of the opposite of a safe place.

    • @all_things_beautiful6905
      @all_things_beautiful6905 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is completely accurate. I worked at a library for a few years and the computers were almost always filled with the homeless people. Or they came just to charge their phones. While most never caused problems, it did turn people off. We also dealt with drugs and alcohol. I had a man overdose in the bathroom, a woman shoot up in the bathroom in the children's department. As for the children's department, we mostly got kids with their support professionals that weren't kept under control. Most evenings it was chaos, so families didn't come because you couldn't enjoy it. Our homeschooling families used the library for what it was, but I was told that they're not coming like before now that our little library is going woke. It's a shame.

    • @daynekudija366
      @daynekudija366 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Diabetes is an actual thing that people are forced to use syringes for just saying

    • @3balam3
      @3balam3 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      this is the normal way that a library is used in San Francisco

  • @TheNewsInASL
    @TheNewsInASL ปีที่แล้ว +352

    What are your "personal pronouns?"
    2:29 - "I, me, mine."
    That shouldn't be so hilarious, but considering how brainwashed the current generation of non-home-schooled children is, all I can say is, "🤣."
    I still miss when Babylon Bee did satire.

    • @rogerwilcojr
      @rogerwilcojr ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Then, if you really want to break them, when they say they mean what pronouns do you want people to use when referring to you, say that those would be your pronouns that you use, not mine.

    • @maya.the.earthling
      @maya.the.earthling ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m taking these ideas and using them at every possible opportunity. Thank goodness I’m a homeschool mom and entrepreneur myself, with enough control over my own daily life that I rarely have to deal with these crazies 😂 except, ironically enough, at homeschool events 😳

    • @TsukiNaito1
      @TsukiNaito1 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm remembering that one. Gonna work on my confused face. "I, me, mine?"

    • @joseyWales80
      @joseyWales80 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea satire instead of reality.......

    • @myowncomputerstuff
      @myowncomputerstuff ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Remind me how I'd sometimes provide thou/thy/thine as my (second-person) pronouns. Please speak to me like it's the Middle Ages, or I don't wanna hear it.

  • @isturbo1984
    @isturbo1984 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    This pretty much happened to me, no exaggeration. I used to go to my public library until the pandemic (lockdowns). Pretty much transitioned to online reading with kindle. Then one day in a late Spring afternoon, after all the lockdowns were lifted, I decided I really missed the physical experience of the actual book, and went to my local library. They were closed. I said to myself, "What the hell is Juneteenth?" Came back the next day, and it looked like a rainbow bomb exploded inside.

    • @geojjjackson3535
      @geojjjackson3535 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You are clueless. Public libraries exist to support ALL in the community. I live in a liberal area and never seen the library collection dramatically outside the interest of the patrons.m

    • @isturbo1984
      @isturbo1984 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@geojjjackson3535 what do you mean i'm clueless? i can tell you the branch and locations. KCLS (King County Library System) in the Seattle Area. I went there myself. nothing i said was false at all. you are clueless, bot.

    • @ivandragokrizanac9429
      @ivandragokrizanac9429 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      what IS Juneteenth? i genuinely have no idea

    • @isturbo1984
      @isturbo1984 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ivandragokrizanac9429 i think its the day blacks got to be us citizens. and they pretend amarica didnt really begin without them or something. even though there were free black men before that. not sure. they like to pretend its the true independence day.

    • @geojjjackson3535
      @geojjjackson3535 ปีที่แล้ว

      Juneteenth & gay pride are one month per yr and the library may promote books related to that. And? You make it sound like they had displayed explicit porn all over the walls.
      That radical conservative group Moms for Library went to a local police station in Florida trying to get a public librarian fired b/c there was a young adult fantasy novel on the shelves. It was a fantasy book with goblins and mystics. And they considered this X rated!
      This is the kind of radical right hysteria that is getting people riled up over nothing. Two Texas state reps demanded to audit a school and public library for what they thought were indecent materials. 2 books were considered questionable & moved to the adult section.
      Again, books that celebrate Juneteenth & lgbt history are not inappropriate and serve a portion of the community just like books that celebrate Asian history & culture.

  • @Evelyn-zn6td
    @Evelyn-zn6td ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Proud homeschool family with a home library of over 3000 books. Never have to worry about Library trash. 🎉

    • @zonzillamagnus5902
      @zonzillamagnus5902 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You have 3000 books?

    • @johnmichaels4330
      @johnmichaels4330 ปีที่แล้ว

      What a strange flex.

    • @zonzillamagnus5902
      @zonzillamagnus5902 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@johnmichaels4330 how so?

    • @johnmichaels4330
      @johnmichaels4330 ปีที่แล้ว

      @zonzillamagnus5902 3000 books so she doesn't have to worry about seeing something she considers trash. Several leftists brag about the same thing. That's a strange flex. Stranger that I had to explain it to an adult who likely graduated high school at least.

    • @johnmichaels4330
      @johnmichaels4330 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zonzillamagnus5902 see above censored reply

  • @Fahrenheit451.
    @Fahrenheit451. ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Cutest thing is the little baby. Definitely the star of the show ☺️

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 ปีที่แล้ว

      Realistically, aliens would probably laugh more at conservatives beliefs in anti-science, pseudoscience, made-up stuff, made-up hierachies, "Take from the Poor and give to the Richhhh"" and much more; let alone videos like 'The GOP-led House is embarassing' by SMN

    • @SchweinrichOG
      @SchweinrichOG ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Did you notice when he was covering his ears? Great acting!

  • @jaminschmitt
    @jaminschmitt 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    When some Dr. Seuss books were banned at the library at the school I worked at threw them away unceremoniously into the trash bins. The librarians didn’t have a second thought about it.

  • @minhchaubuingoc8384
    @minhchaubuingoc8384 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    The baby's expression when the librarian is blabbing on is priceless 😂😂

    • @RooRoove
      @RooRoove ปีที่แล้ว

      *cute lil eeeee*
      *covers ears*

  • @cherylsosciacassidy6701
    @cherylsosciacassidy6701 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    As a homeschool mom......I totally approve of your digs at homeschoolers. Yes, we are a little odd. No, I don't want my children to fit in. I use the library by ordering books online for pick up. When I was a kid my mom turned me loose to browse the stacks and max out my library card. I wish my kids could have the same experience but...we live in Oregon so, no.

    • @rickyspanish9071
      @rickyspanish9071 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      God bless you and your family!

    • @MrDeano-eu9rg
      @MrDeano-eu9rg ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why don't u want them to fit in? I'm not in favour mediocrity or baseless conforming but your wording is confusing

    • @corybrown8196
      @corybrown8196 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      because the whole point of home schooling her children is she understands how crazy the society around her has gotten (especially oregon)
      if her kids 'fit in', then that means they would be crazy like the librarian in the skit

    • @amandakuykendallSHW
      @amandakuykendallSHW ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cant let the kids go to children's section alone here in smallsville SC either!!!!

    • @MV-wb2cz
      @MV-wb2cz ปีที่แล้ว

      @@amandakuykendallSHW Where is Clark Kent when you need him in Smallville?

  • @WhoIsJaiK
    @WhoIsJaiK ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Such a coincidence!!!! I’m standing in my library for the first time in a loooooong time to print out something (I used to come here ALL the time as a hang out spot as a teen. I’m now 23). Luckily, it’s not really “woke”. The only think they changed about this place is the kids side has more kid friendly things (small tables, coloring books, events for kids, etc.), other side is for young adults which is more organized and they have a stand that’s titled “Books by authors born this month” and with a lot of interesting books. I’m also glad the library ladies recognizes me😊💕

  • @homethatilove4595
    @homethatilove4595 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I happened into my library recently and was 😧😕😒 unpleasantly surprised how Woke, masked up & UNcomfortable it was... Its been completely infiltrated!!

    • @LianaFoodie
      @LianaFoodie ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what do you mean? woke means that you are aware of modern day issues and masked means taking precautions to not get sick-precautions that do not harm you-,

    • @SlippinnnJimmy
      @SlippinnnJimmy ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@LianaFoodieNot funny.

    • @homethatilove4595
      @homethatilove4595 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LianaFoodie 🙄
      Please wear your KN95 very very tightly around your breathimg holes and stay safe & aware of possible marxism

    • @freedomridermorty4459
      @freedomridermorty4459 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Someone obviously took the Jab and is now Contaminated 😮😮😮

    • @tenjou0
      @tenjou0 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LianaFoodie To the average person "woke" means that people think in terms of "oppressor" and "oppressed" (and the two roles are assigned to subsets of people and are unchangeable) and will be an absolute cunt to anyone who disagrees with them. Unless they're wearing a professionally fitted N95 mask, those precautions mean nothing and are more a sign that the person wearing it is A) A hypochondriac and B) Going to be an absolute jackass to everyone else.

  • @tedskullhammer
    @tedskullhammer ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Yeah, that's damn near what walking into a library in Cambridge, Massachusetts is like.

  • @isabelllash2512
    @isabelllash2512 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    This is scarily accurate. I used to be a teen volunteer at my local library a couple summers ago. I was in charge of assembling the monthly craft kits for June. The craft was an unpainted flag with a paper showing the numerous lgbt+ flags kids could decorate it with. These kits were meant for k-3rd graders!! I explained that I wasn't comfortable making these kits and the librarian (who was very kind about it, surprisingly) put me in charge or arranging a rainbow display for the teens section. I did do that because I like color coding and had a job to do.

    • @Rosecloudlyrics
      @Rosecloudlyrics ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😮😮😮😮

    • @robinac6897
      @robinac6897 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I hate that the rainbow has been hijacked by perverted misfits.

  • @chainsawsubtlety9828
    @chainsawsubtlety9828 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    No one looks less like an FBI agent than JP.

    • @jennifermcneil8349
      @jennifermcneil8349 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

    • @Walter-wo5sz
      @Walter-wo5sz ปีที่แล้ว +8

      JP looks too intelligent.

    • @ElizabethJones-pv3sj
      @ElizabethJones-pv3sj ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's why he makes such a great undercover agent. He just had to fill in for a uniform colleauge today.

    • @smilemagickthundergrave
      @smilemagickthundergrave ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What a fun channel crossover to have (cross-dressing, trans-political) JP Sears on the Bee. 😊

  • @Bennie2.0
    @Bennie2.0 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    'Are they remembering the flood?' What a line its so good!

  • @gyllenspetzfamily7993
    @gyllenspetzfamily7993 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I work at a library. This is what they push. Get to know the staff that work with the under 18s. I would say 60% are predators.

    • @SN00PICUS
      @SN00PICUS ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah, I sorta assumed the predators part when they had the S*x Ed posters "What do you like, and how do you know?" Friggin insanity

    • @gyllenspetzfamily7993
      @gyllenspetzfamily7993 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SN00PICUS I am a Christian and it's like working in N@z! Germany. The some of those that aren't predators allow them to creep, but you'd be disgusted by how many YA librarians mostly women are grooming the kids. More a few have been arrested.

    • @freedomridermorty4459
      @freedomridermorty4459 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Predators need to have the Tables turned on them. Phedofilia will be mainstream just like it is now in Hollywood. Real MEN need to stand together and Rid these Vile Monsters from Society. Stop going to local Libraries, just Stop 🛑 Let the trash collect dust. These Freak Shows need audiences to survive, just Boycott everything. These freaks are desperate for attention . We're actually living in the Twilight Zone 😞

    • @maya.the.earthling
      @maya.the.earthling ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I am a mother deadset on protecting against this and I’m taking you seriously. Please elaborate??

    • @lizs8853
      @lizs8853 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@maya.the.earthlingseriously don't let your kids be alone in the library.

  • @segevstormlord3713
    @segevstormlord3713 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Holding up the baby's wrists at the end made me literally laugh out loud. Well played.

  • @ML-pe7ed
    @ML-pe7ed ปีที่แล้ว +103

    This is alarmingly accurate. We homeschool, have been for 20+ years. Our children are not quite this sheltered 😂 however, we no longer go to the library. I just buy every book used that they want to read so we can choose together not to read trash. God help us. And good job, BB!!

    • @bellakim9169
      @bellakim9169 ปีที่แล้ว

      !!!!!!!!!!!

    • @joedirt3563
      @joedirt3563 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You sound like a rare gem of parents raising kids these days.

  • @Wetdoor
    @Wetdoor ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “A boy or a girl”
    “A librarian” 😂 the best way to avoid drama

    • @mailill
      @mailill ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As a (former) librarian I found that hilarious.

  • @geyck
    @geyck ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Shoutout to that baby! What a trooper

  • @JohnSmith-sb2fp
    @JohnSmith-sb2fp ปีที่แล้ว +13

    In the 80s , my mom would drop me and my sister off to watch kids movies from the 1960s &70s. It was awesome. 2 movies back to back and snacks every tuesday and thursday. It's how i found out who don knots was. Things have changed. It was covered pro- cop posters" take a bite out of crime" , pro park stuff, " only you could prevent forrest fires" , and anti-drug stuff" just say no to drugs".

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That baby is too cute! "Normal kid book!!!"

  • @offworlder1
    @offworlder1 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    This is why people with values are becoming more conservative and more right wing.

    • @whspore9534
      @whspore9534 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Like what Elon Musk has explained about himself.

    • @gabrielesolletico6542
      @gabrielesolletico6542 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It depends on the values, I suppose.

  • @BnORailFan
    @BnORailFan ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I didn't realize that certain libraries are now Halloween horror places. That place really creeped me out.

    • @SN00PICUS
      @SN00PICUS ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Second most likely place for a child to be assaulted in a public school...

    • @freedomridermorty4459
      @freedomridermorty4459 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is what the Left has Created. They honor Phedofiles and provide them with safe harbor. The Left destroys everything they touch, the day of Reckoning is very close. This Country won't survive on its current trajectory, it's been on Hyperdrive since Biden was placed in office by Claus Schwab and George Soros. It's been three years of absolute Lunacy, we won't survive another Three years. 😮 This is Self Destruction perpetrated by Politicians who have sold their Souls to the WEF.

  • @onliwankannoli
    @onliwankannoli ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You know it’s hit the fan when Mom says “gosh darn it!”

  • @slicknick4140
    @slicknick4140 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Even the baby was fed up with her fantasy land bs 😂 @ 3:00

  • @FrankBrocato
    @FrankBrocato ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I am so happy all of my children are adults now otherwise I would be arrested for assaulting a THING with blue hair.

  • @ExTrumpet
    @ExTrumpet ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "Idiocracy" was meant to be a comedy spoof. Turns out, it was a prophetic documentary.

    • @mgratk
      @mgratk ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Started as a comedy, became a documentary, and now its actually propaganda, since it shows a world far more sane and wonderful than actually exists right now.

    • @navret1707
      @navret1707 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As was 1984 without the comedy spoof.

    • @animebrat76
      @animebrat76 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn 😂 I’m now gonna cry in the corner.

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was 100% meant to be a satire of the present world and the path we are on. So I have no idea why anyone is shocked that the world is starting to resemble that world. Like what do people think, they were just like "okay let's imagine this totally unrelated world that has nothing to do with present society, and make people do really silly things that they would never do in real life and never will do"? What would be the point in that? The entire point of satire is to emphasize what really does exist by showing a humorously exaggerated version of it, exactly like drawing a caricature of a person. It's pointless if you just draw an imaginary person with some silly features, the humor derives from it being a representation of a real person. So Idiocracy was a caricature of the present world, with the underlying message that "if we stay on this path, this is what the world will actually look like eventually". So no, that shouldn't surprise you. If there is anything to comment on, it's that the writers called it so well. And in ten years you will look back on 2023 as the good old days before it really got bad.

    • @gabrielesolletico6542
      @gabrielesolletico6542 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      In Europe we all knew Idiocracy was a documentary about the US honestly.

  • @margaretpickholtz8772
    @margaretpickholtz8772 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Homeschoolers always ask the most direct questions, love em

  • @chrishoff402
    @chrishoff402 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I fondly remember as a young child in the 1960s attending my small town locale library after being told my family was of Nordic ancestry. In the library doorway on my way to read about Norse Mythology I would pass the adult section book rack. The one that openly displayed 'None Dare Call It Treason" by John Stormer and "Wheels of Terror" by Sven Hassel along with his other literary works. Of course, back then I only needed my parents permission to borrow the adult content. My small town library was deeply influential in shaping my character.

    • @waynelacosse5241
      @waynelacosse5241 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you ever read any of the Freddy the Pig kid books? The premise of the series was sort of like Orwell's "Animal Farm" classic except even very much more opposed to communism and all the animals were pals with the farmer. Except the rats, they were viliains

  • @connorsavugot1672
    @connorsavugot1672 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    It was awesome to see JP show up haha! Just didn't expect that!

  • @mileshall9235
    @mileshall9235 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "It doesn't seem to have any structural purpose whatsoever..." 🤣🤣
    Most homeschool quote ever. She's on her way to the Hillsdale Engineering Department.

    • @carlos_caballero
      @carlos_caballero 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Can you explain to a foreigner like me what's about Hillsdale? Thanks in advance!

    • @mileshall9235
      @mileshall9235 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @carlos_caballero Hilsdale is a college in Michigan with a very good engineering department. They refuse to take government money. So they are outside the mainstream, but their graduates are highly sought after in the engineering industry. Many conservative families who homeschool their kids send them to Hilsdale, as it stays away from a lot of the progressive, big government propaganda.

    • @carlos_caballero
      @carlos_caballero 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@mileshall9235 That's impressive. Thank you very much.

  • @sunso1991
    @sunso1991 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I comw to America as a middle schooler in 1999. I gone thorigh school, frad school, 10 years of work in construction industry. Now i am ready for babies,....I am acutally thinking about going back to taiwan.... China rockets seems to be less threatening compare to the wokie insanity......

  • @ShouTan
    @ShouTan ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'm waiting for there to be a kids book called 'snip! snip! It's Jane not Johnnie.'

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm betting it's being edited now.... 😮

  • @GoofyAha5808
    @GoofyAha5808 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The pole in the middle of the kids section is craaazy 😂

  • @lancerevell5979
    @lancerevell5979 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    I remember wistfully my high school years in the early 1970s. I was a library rat, devouring books. I'd have several checked out at any one time. I even did two semesters of a credit class called "Library Aid". I loved it.
    So sad to see how things are going nowadays. I was an IT guy in the Florida Dept. Of Education for 24 years. We saw things get progressively worse. A lot of my FlDOE coworkers homeschooled their kids, one parent staying home to teach them. I feel so sorry for today's kids, having the "Rainbow Agenda" shoved down their throats. It's no wonder our children are among the worst educated in the world. Too much indoctrination and propaganda, not enough of the basic "Three Rs".
    In HS, I also had a deep love for history. Now that is being cancelled or rewritten in some bastardized liberal form. 😢

    • @JohnSmith-sb2fp
      @JohnSmith-sb2fp ปีที่แล้ว +9

      In the 80s , my mom would drop me and my sister off to watch kids movies from the 1960s &70s. It was awesome. 2 movies back to back and snacks every tuesday and thursday. It's how i found out who don knots was.

    • @belle6219
      @belle6219 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was the same! In the early 70's, my high school library was filled top to bottom with great literature so old that most of them had been rebound. I remember constantly carrying a stack of books to and from that library, working my way through entire genres. Such treasures! I got quite the education through all that reading. Gone now. The contents of those books represented Western Culture and Civilization. That's what they have been systematically eradicating. Young people are so incredibly ignorant of what they've lost. Smartphone dumb.

    • @blabbergasted4380
      @blabbergasted4380 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lots of avid readers back when. Nice story.

    • @michaelmaxim7207
      @michaelmaxim7207 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Goes along with destroying the middle class.

    • @VintageCardinal
      @VintageCardinal ปีที่แล้ว

      and it was all done by design @@belle6219

  • @veganconservative1109
    @veganconservative1109 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I used to LIVE (practically) in my public library. Books were amazing passports to knowledge, adventure, and humor. Sanity savers bound in paper.
    Haven't been in since got high speed internet.
    Kind of afraid to go into one now. 😳

    • @nikkisalazar6726
      @nikkisalazar6726 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gutenberg project has books to download for free. Many of which will never be printed again. I don't prefer to read digital copies, but I have been saving some treasures to flash drives.

    • @JP2GiannaT
      @JP2GiannaT ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Go in. Fight for what's still good.

  • @Brotherbear-er7rn
    @Brotherbear-er7rn ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I visited a Barnes & Noble not too long ago and while looking through their selection I found both Marcus Aurelius’ The Meditations and Sun Tzu’s The Art of War. I’m honestly surprised both books haven’t been banned.

  • @sussudioharvey9458
    @sussudioharvey9458 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Sad to say in My library system this isn’t even satire. I go online to reread Classics like Gone with the Wind and they are literally nonexistent in their system. But instead they Headline all sorts of books on gender identity on their Home Page?🤦‍♀️

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I've bern ordering the literary classics from Amazon. Probably no longer on the shelves of the local library. I mourn the old ways. 😢

    • @HoneyBadgerF98
      @HoneyBadgerF98 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Call the library or go in person to request an interlibrary loan of any physical title you want to read! If you request a book like this, the interlibrary loan system will try to get the book for you. Requesting books like this can also prompt your library system to buy the title for their collection!

    • @jenw8323
      @jenw8323 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same! We homeschool and use the library a ton. We have up to 100 books out at a time. But I had to get Charlotte’s Web through Inter-library loan! I could not believe it! I regularly order books through ILL for homeschool because they don’t have a lot of the good ones. And I made the mistake of taking the kids to the library during June once. I could not believe the crap on display in the childrens room. I took pictures to show my husband because I wanted proof that I wasn’t overreacting. But yet, not one single Johnny the Walrus book. 😂 actually, it might not have been published at the time. But They are into that whole “We carry banned books” trope (I.e inappropriate crap for kids in the name of free speech), and their YA section says “adults not allowed” or something like that. And we live in a small, conservative midwestern town!! So far, no drag queen story hour yet, thank God!

    • @tenjou0
      @tenjou0 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lancerevell5979 Thriftbooks is also a good place to go if you're looking for earlier editions.

  • @CarolineMosesComedy
    @CarolineMosesComedy ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I've been homeschooled my whole life and the Bee was one of my first exposures to woke culture at the ripe age of 13. 😂

    • @cripto136
      @cripto136 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lucky! Poor kids nowadays

  • @Vil-Slav
    @Vil-Slav ปีที่แล้ว +55

    1:55 I guess George Orwell wasn’t wrong about the future in a way

    • @βΛΔΗΟΛΣ
      @βΛΔΗΟΛΣ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@PlaceholderName2001"The Ministry of Truth" is an obvious reference to "1984".

    • @Roroissearchin
      @Roroissearchin 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hhhh😂😂😂

  • @shadowfax9177
    @shadowfax9177 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I died at "eye muffs children!!" as she covered the baby's eyes.

  • @kim.ra_bell
    @kim.ra_bell ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Fun fact: I work part time as a public reference librarian and all the other time I'm homeschooling my kids. The struggle is real.

  • @cjhdabears7186
    @cjhdabears7186 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love that this video points to a problem and, in the end, has a solution to said problem

  • @trillium7582
    @trillium7582 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Oh man. I just took my toddler to the library for the first time. I'd only ever been to my town library's grown-up section. The children's area had an actual green-haired angry librarian, a display of books about how various disabilities were actually superior, and a new-books section where a third of the books were about how if you like to sometimes wear a cape but sometimes you like to wear a dress, guess what, you ain't a girl! It was depressing to the extreeeeeeme.

    • @Bob-gn8ph
      @Bob-gn8ph ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Luke 21,36 KJV ❤

    • @tenjou0
      @tenjou0 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel lucky that my passing looks at the children's section in my local library doesn't really have that. They do carry the woke books, but they're put in the adult sections. My local library still has all the stuff I read as a kid,

    • @bellakim9169
      @bellakim9169 ปีที่แล้ว

      !!!!!!!!!!!

    • @sgsrider00
      @sgsrider00 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And in things that never happened

  • @alyssamurphy2002
    @alyssamurphy2002 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    5:05 the baby looks stressed from the smell of bs...which is saying something as she lives in a diaper.

  • @Serendipity43-l9r
    @Serendipity43-l9r 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    0:58
    "It doesn't seem to have a structural purpose"😂😂

  • @107RN11
    @107RN11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ha! Just went to Barns/Nobles. Every shelf sheesh, glad the kids were not there... I learned sooo much! Like no more book store visits.

    • @veganconservative1109
      @veganconservative1109 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm thinking Used Book stores if any still exist. Just to get some classics like Ivanhoe and Tom Sawyer as originally written.

  • @Kurgan0822
    @Kurgan0822 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The librarian with the flannel shirt with the tie is just way too realistic 😂

  • @xrentabrainx
    @xrentabrainx 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The fact that the mom held up the baby's wrist to be arrested was so cute

  • @FLEXjs
    @FLEXjs ปีที่แล้ว +51

    90% hilarious but 10% horrifyingly accurate.

    • @erikfm77
      @erikfm77 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @SIXXIsDesigns forget Halloween stuff. This is what scares us.

    • @freedomridermorty4459
      @freedomridermorty4459 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Future is Doomed. Our own Government has perpetrated this onto our children. Take your kids out of the school system. Go to a Trade School and stay away from any College's. College's today are Communist States.😮

    • @Johnsmith-hp6tw
      @Johnsmith-hp6tw ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@sIXXIsDesignshumanity will go extinct as everyone will have their genitals removed.

    • @gabrielesolletico6542
      @gabrielesolletico6542 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      More the opposite. 10% hilarious and 90% horrifyingly accurate.

  • @georgecooper4502
    @georgecooper4502 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    God bless JP

  • @TellTailTales
    @TellTailTales 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Even the baby almost cried

  • @calebleach7988
    @calebleach7988 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    this feels like a spiritual successor to "woke family visits a Christian college" and I'm all here for it.

  • @lionheartapologetics4914
    @lionheartapologetics4914 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love it! The Bee is gonna have to try a lot harder to stay ahead of the insanity of today's society.

    • @jayt9608
      @jayt9608 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rush Limbaugh said several times in the last decade and a half of his life that he was finding it hard to parody liberals. "I make a parody of them, and the next day, they are repeating what I had just said nearly word for word." The world is in bad shape when satire becomes prophecy.

  • @Baldwin-iv445
    @Baldwin-iv445 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Librarian honestly looks like a Brandon Rogers character. Also props to the whole cast, y'all killed it.

    • @Dragonfern-ko8wp
      @Dragonfern-ko8wp 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bestie I seriously can’t tell if ur being homophobic or not

  • @Jhm718
    @Jhm718 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The baby wrists at the end!! 😂😂😂

    • @1badcat760
      @1badcat760 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tiny cuffs! 😂😂😂

  • @hannahc1124
    @hannahc1124 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    What an awesome collaboration! 😁

  • @AABB-be4ye
    @AABB-be4ye 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Every private businesses should build 3 toilet blocks
    1. By birth male
    2. By birth female
    3. LGBTQIAA+
    Now normal people will have 1 option and LGBTQIAA+ people will have 2 options!! Which is a real inclusivity.

  • @Pat-Van-Canada
    @Pat-Van-Canada ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I couldn't make it to the end of this. Too true and painful to watch but keep up the good work BB

  • @david8905
    @david8905 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    My nephew and niece call our local library "the book museum".
    They don't go there to read books, but rather to spend time playing computer games with all the other kids there.
    The library has become more and more a community day-care center where the librarians try their best to manage the little monsters with toys, snacks, and games.

    • @eetoved1758
      @eetoved1758 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Amen. All the libraries have had to promote entertainment events instead of reading. 🙄 Or local one does an annual comic con, and a star wars con. ... Any nerd fest activity they can ... just to stay open and used so they don't lose funding. 💔 My grandma was a librarian. She's probably rolling over on her grave.

    • @easymoney7007
      @easymoney7007 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Libraries should never lose funding. If this country can send/waste $Billions of taxpayer $ to other countries than we can keep all libraries open always.

    • @jrclem79
      @jrclem79 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I rode my bike to the library as a kid. Never go anymore. Saw parents drive up and drop their kids off then the kids run around yelling like their at a gym. Also scary homeless people camped out at tables. Not a good place to be anymore. So sad.

    • @Shrouded_reaper
      @Shrouded_reaper ปีที่แล้ว

      When I visited my friend in Boulder, Colorado we walked past the library and I went to check it out. It was not as bad as this video but uncomfortably close. Oh and there was a 20+ strong homeless encampment under the raised section of the library where they would chop up and disaassemble stolen bikes for parts out in full display.

    • @geojjjackson3535
      @geojjjackson3535 ปีที่แล้ว

      Instead, they look at porn on your laptop. They love your S&M water sports vids

  • @Chaos-aequilibratum
    @Chaos-aequilibratum ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Both being against harry potter was hilarious...

  • @guriausa
    @guriausa ปีที่แล้ว +41

    This was basically our experience recently. I am so disappointed we can't just browse the shelves anymore. Too many pitfalls.

    • @eetoved1758
      @eetoved1758 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most libraries for rid of most of their books within the last 20 years anyway. Library science ideas taught in colleges. 🙄

    • @bellakim9169
      @bellakim9169 ปีที่แล้ว

      !!!!!!!!!!!

  • @imnotajuveniledelinquent
    @imnotajuveniledelinquent 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Dude, I like you for this. This is so true.

  • @djdadbod
    @djdadbod ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The Bee and JP collab, I can die a happy man now

  • @thartwig26
    @thartwig26 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    We don’t go to the library anymore. But a friend told me we should all be checking out content that is appropriate so it will stay on the shelf.

  • @Yaya-ci4hz
    @Yaya-ci4hz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Man they really painted this picture accurately a witch, right when you walk in is not a lie