I remember when I was a teenager, I'd always walk down to the local Borders for a good book, and end up coming home with a bag full of handguns. It's a real problem, people.
Same here. Learned to shoot them, realized they didn't do anything or inspire anything by themselves. Read about Armenia, Germany, and many other clear follies of the 20th century. In some cases guns were banned in just the years before people were rounded up, and in others the existing disarmed state of the citizenry left whole people groups open to genocide. Never decreasing violent crime, but always making people more vulnerable to becoming one of the ~100 million people per century that are systematically eliminated by their own governments for one calloused reason or another.
they never get punished for their lies, instead they get rewarded. So of course they keep lying. It would be like a child breaking a window, if you gave the child candy instead of punishment, then there is no surprise that they would break another dozen windows.
@@kerrybarneyiii1202I thought 5 was the average that people bring with them when they travel? 5 guns x 6 people in my household = less than the amount I lost in my last boating accident
All my friends used to be murderers but then once gun restrictions were imposed they realized that they could no longer use there guns and all quit being criminals and lived happily ever after.
Just the other day, I was at Barnes and Noble trying to buy a self-help book, and the cashier had me show them my ID, fill out a federal background check form, pay an extra $40 for them to process the purchase of the book, and then made me wait a whole week before I could take the book home, just in case I was buying the self-help book without a clear head.
And yet, when I went into a gun store once as a teenager, they asked me if I'd like to borrow one and I said yes. Then they helped me check one out and I left.
"Ordinary men and women are too small-minded to govern their own affairs. Order and progress can only come when individuals surrender their rights to an all-powerful sovereign."
Liberals believe anything and everything. I mean, they think they are men but women but really toasters. And if you were a toaster, wouldn’t you be afraid of guns??
We are ranked something like 8 or 9 in gun violence. If you took out the 6 largest 'DEMOCRAT CITIES', our homicide rate due to firearms would put us in 100th place...
@@bekkischwartz2501 331.9 million people live in America. About 5 million in my home state. We lose my home state's entire population about 18 times every day and the entire population of America every 4 days.
@wisemankugelmemicus1701 Yeah, "We can thank the N.R.A. for that" being added. 🤬 I remember a conversation I had with my uncle about his quitting his membership to the N.R.A. and that specifically. Sadly it was "the only one" back then and led by "the fudd's" the same reason he wouldn't have a Ruger firearm since it was William R. as a big push on that too.
As a student librarian, it’s truly heartbreaking how many kids walk in to borrow from our massive selection of evil guns instead of our tiny, preciously guarded section of books
I went to my local library the other day to get a book, and the process of checking it out was so complicated and strict that I finally just gave up and went to the gun aisle, grabbed a gun, and demanded that they give me a book at gunpoint, and it still didn't work. I mean I get why security against borrowing books is so strict because of how dangerous knowledge is, but I wish I could just read something for once :(
I did the math, if the USA looses 93mil people a day to gun violence then the birth rate to maintain our population is ~20k births per year per woman. Truly wonderful work American women do to keep our country going!
That was our brain-dead Governor here in VA up through 2018. Didn't you know Virginia hillbillies breed like rabbits? We repopulated the entire country in just 5 years, from zero to about 375 million, and without anyone noticing.
I served two combat tours as 11 series. The military didn’t give me a firearm to defend ourselves against enemies. We used nerf guns and hugs to employ understanding and friendship.
That was 93 million Americans per day. At this time, we’ve all been killed by guns 65.6 times. Somebody needs to stop reporting dats and take a basic math class.
"Why? Because this one is black, and therefore it is scarier, and instantly more dangerous. A universal principle that applies in any scenario." 💀💀💀 And the best explanation of the year goes too... 🏆
There's more than a grain of a sorry truth in that. So much so that I'd advise if you're buying a home protection firearm buy a nice conservative-looking shotgun that looks like someone's grandfather might have gone hunting with. Remember if you have to use it depending on the jurisdiction you're going to be in front of a grand jury. You don't want them to think you're a pathetic Rambo wanna-be. Perception is everything. "Oh! My grandpa had a gun like that! He was a nice man too!"
@@davidellul4716 True, oh so true. It's been a while but I recall the M1 carbine was banned in Canada due to the 18 inch barrel length. I don't remember the length of the Mini-14 barrel but maybe that was the reason for the ban?
Why tell the truth when most people will accept a lie just as well. I remember one of the global warming nuts, strike that, I mean climate change nuts said we are having the hottest summer in 120, 000 years. I didn't think the thermometer was that old, much less that we have been keeping records for that long. I remember that dumb-ass Demorat congressman said we can't put more soldiers on Guam because it would sink.
I'm disappointed in you, Babylon Bee. You taught the general public about the dangers of bump-stocks but failed to mention the danger that is a "fully-semi-automatic rifle" shame on you.
That's true, and the agenda-driven media just keep spewing it out, instead of doing any fact checking at all. And face it, there are a lot of people in this country out there that are gullible enough to just eat it all up and believe it.
Well when a gun is as heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving, and has a fully automatic bump stock, and a thirty MAGAzine clip, it's not hard to believe that guns can kill more than a quarter of our nation's population every day 😂
The per capita joke was my favorite. Liberals don't understand per capita to the point where I think they're brainwashed to shut down when the hear the explanation/formula. Sly little joke
I’m now so much more educated on the dangers of Fully semi automatic high capacity magazine clip holding .50 caliber hand pistol guns with braces attached. Thanks Babylon Bee!
I'm so scared right now, I don't even have the courage to check my nightstand and my closets to see if a gun is already living there in secret, waiting to prey on me... But my biggest fear is that a gun might some day sneak under my MyPillow pillow just to murder me in cold blood..
I am so, like, REALLY like, LITERALLY like TERRIFIED like, I am LITERALLY like, hiding behind the like, sofa, like, LITERALLY ! Please will you tell me when it is safe to come out
@@justins3810 OMG ! Then just imagine if Democrats do a "Dominion" on them so you get chased around the house by a Fully Semi Automatic AR x 64power assault weapon with HEAT seeking ammo, screaming, "Don't run ! We are your FRIENDS !" ? ! I would be too ******* scared to fart😳😳😳
After locking a one million assorted loaded firearms in a secure building for a month and returning to find not one discernible discharge I've come to the conclusion that 'gun violence' might either be a myth or have another cause.
Oh they discharged alright,, discharged killing 93 million Americans a day x 30 days. You just don’t know about it because that’s how gun violence works.
The information in this video is truly terrifying, and I appreciate your making it known to the public, Of course, almost equally as scary was your grammar. "That's how scary his findings is." And the word "capita" has its emphasis on the first syllable. You folks are unrelentingly frightening from so many perspectives. However, I've chosen to keep my guns. If you show up in my classroom speaking the way you do, I may need them for self-defense.
I am now 64% more scared of guns. Thanks, for this timely frightening. My whole platoon was wiped out when the bolts went forward in unison. The government has still not done anything to stop the guns.
The really scary part is that if you actually put all the insane quotes about guns from government officials in one video it would rival the run time of Gone With the Wind.
I saw a gun once that not only was a fully semi-automatic assault musket, it was also as heavy as several boxes of books. I don't know what a book weighs though because I always end up getting guns instead of books when I go to the library.
I have a whole box of buffer tubes and pistol brace stocks. Not one of them has changed the guns caliber or made it shoot faster. What library do I get those at?
When I was 14, I ordered the entire Tolkien legendarium on Amazon. When the package arrived at my house I opened it up and instead of my books, it was the entirety of Glock's arms lineup.
I live in a small town with a population of 25 where almost everyone owns a gun. Sadly, we lose about 30 people every day from gun violence here and our women can't have babies fast enough to sustain the town's population. 😜
I was looking down, away from my screen, to butter bread and had burst out laughing at the line, "Ghosts are scary enough even when they don't have guns," but then upon looking up and seeing that ghost with a gun, I laughed even harder.
@@ricardozk Do not pay attention to what ConfusedRock said. That is inaccurate. Many companies sold 80% completed lower receivers for AR's or grip frames for handguns, etc. You could complete the manufacturing of the 80% portion of the firearm. It was not serialized due to not being a completed portion of the firearm or completed to the degree that the ATF deems should be serialized. This in my eyes prevented the federal government from illegally expanding their already illegal and expansive collection of firearms / gun owners information. Hobbyists would buy these kits to put a gun together also. People did 3D print gun parts also for the previously mentioned reasons. The federal government is against "ghost guns" because it prevents them from expanding their illegal database and having control over the population. It's really that simple.
I am just now watching this approximately 1 year after it was posted. I wondered why the streets have been empty for the past year, then I heard the reason. 93 million people a day were being lost to gun violence and after 3.5 days no one was left. Confusion cleared up!
There are so many people wanting to end things in today's world. I see "END GUN VIOLENCE TODAY" in your description. Just the other day, I saw signs to "End Road Work". Now, how are we supposed to maintain our roads, if we end road work? Thank God there are still enough people in this world with the forethought not to end road work.
This might be one of your best videos yet. Using actual footage/sound clips from people who actually said some of the dumbest things imaginable about guns is priceless. The ghost gun joke was so simple, but i laughed way too much at it, well done.
The scary part is their followers believe the BS they spew. Out of pure ignorance from their Dumbed Down Conditioning and Hunger for Indoctrination, they swallow whatever is fed to them.
It’s black so it’s scarier and instantly more dangerous. A universal principal that applies in any scenario. As a black man I just had to laugh at that one🤣🤣🤣 The nuances of humor and truth in this video and the end 🤣🤣🤣
I remember ordering a book from the Barnes and Noble website a few years back. Instead of the book I bought they sent me 3 boxes of assault rifle 15’s and another box filled with period 2 2 3 ammo and 100 thirty magazine clips. Horrifying stuff.
I have an AR in .22 Long rifle, my neighbor went nuts when she saw I had a machine gun. Even called the police on me. When the 4 police cars showed up, I had to explain that it was an AR22 and not a machine gun. The one officer rolled his eyes and made a comment about her being a stupid Karen.
I like the one with the "no firearms" sign on the door. The guy on the inside is waving his finger saying no, while the bad guy stays outside because of the sign on the door. I'm still laughing.
The Bee spitting facts! Stone cold truth from unverified sources and people that are totally impartial with no agendas. Thank you Bee for informing us.
I remember how hard it was when I was 14 when I walked into a Barnes and Noble and attempted to buy Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. They said that they needed to be 18 years or older, have a drivers’ license or photo ID, and must be subject to a criminal background check. When I told them that I didn’t see why I needed any of those things, they gave me a one hour lecture on how it was extremely important that they have tight measures on these books because they can be dangerous for young people like me. So, bored out of my mind with nothing to do, I went to the gun shop next door and got ninety percent off my first Glock. Didn’t end up using it. It was a great experience though. The gun store owners even gave me a years’ supply of ammo! Can you believe it??? Nowadays I don’t even touch books. The police search my car for books all the time and it always comes up clean! Thanks to the NRA! (This is sarcasm for those who couldn’t tell.)
Ah yes the nra. The boogeyman of the left that they say puts all this black money into politics. Yet, they are only the 15th top donor, and most of the 14 above them are liberal groups or persons. The mental gymnastics they have to go through are truly astounding.
I think the biggest argument against that is if anyone can buy a gun for "self defense" then a criminal can also lie and buy a gun for "self defence". In the words of CGP Grey: "It is impossible to build a lock that only angels can open and devils cannot. And anyone who disagrees is either naïve, or not as much of an angel as they seem."
I fucking knew it… Nobody believed me when I was drawing in my flames in the slide and the grip for a faster ADS as well as highlighter on my iron sights so I have night vision on my stream light now.😂😂
I used to know someone who would rather be killed during a home invasion than use a gun to protect herself and she thinks nobody should be allowed to have a gun. I am 100% not joking.
RIP Brian Terry. Obama and Eric Holder gave a Mexican drug cartel military grade weaponry and they used it to murder this man. Obama won a Nobel peace prize. Make it make fucking sense!
@@mrlink206NO…certainly not! Did you ignore what Babylon Bee said? Leave the gun expertises to the View and the Biden Administration. They obviously know what they are talking about!
If you were a ghost, whom would you haunt?
The person who lied at my funeral
Its hard to haunt anyone when we have all been mudered by guns this past week.
Maybe the gun, yeah, I would haunt the gun.
I'd come back as a Ghost Gun and I'd haunt politicians who pass stupid gun laws. 👻
Biden
I would just laugh in Kamala's ear every once In a while.
I remember when I was a teenager, I'd always walk down to the local Borders for a good book, and end up coming home with a bag full of handguns. It's a real problem, people.
Where is the Glock aisle at the library?
LoL! My favorite comment so far. 😂
@@jonathanshumpert9549Just wait for someone on the loud speaker say "clean up in aisle 4," then go there.
this one is great @@Tommy_Two_Two
@@jonathanshumpert9549 It is just one over from the AR 15 aisle.
Being able to identify the humor in this video should be a prerequisite for debating gun control laws.
Truth!
💯 %
Being willing to believe that a Democrat can lie is what is really needed, something that most of the people they dupe are not able to do.
😂😂😂 comment of the year
Sad thing is this video will probably be picked up for policy making. Less the ammo ad.
When I was a teenager I was scared of guns. Then I read about what happened to the populations of people who had their guns confiscated.
And we’re enlightened………..by the utter stupidity of those who are afraid of guns, and not the people holding them.
Same here. Learned to shoot them, realized they didn't do anything or inspire anything by themselves. Read about Armenia, Germany, and many other clear follies of the 20th century. In some cases guns were banned in just the years before people were rounded up, and in others the existing disarmed state of the citizenry left whole people groups open to genocide. Never decreasing violent crime, but always making people more vulnerable to becoming one of the ~100 million people per century that are systematically eliminated by their own governments for one calloused reason or another.
Conspiracy theorist!!🤫
@@dansmith3507 SILENCE, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!!!!!!! 😂
Shhhh! Hateful extremist homophobic transphobic bigotry!
It baffles me how the politicians can get away with saying blatantly false information about guns.
Not that hard if they just hear what they want to hear.
(That's right. Victory is near)
You mean liberal democrats, they are what's scary in society.
It ain't just guns they're lying about, friend.
they never get punished for their lies, instead they get rewarded. So of course they keep lying.
It would be like a child breaking a window, if you gave the child candy instead of punishment, then there is no surprise that they would break another dozen windows.
not just guns.
"We lose 93 million Americans a day to gun violence"
As an outside observer, I do have to compliment you on your insanely high birth rates👏
If that's the case we would have a zero population in 4 DAYS!! LOL
Politicians don't do arithmetic democrats are even worse
@@TheProAer don't worry, as long as you accept 94 million migrants a day, your future is safe!
Pretty much
well any american knows that our population is swelling faster than innocent criminals can kill us(not because of the border crisis of course).
I used to support gun ownership, but after seeing this video…..I am seriously considering getting another one
It's people like you with glocks that kill 93 million people an hour.
Sorry, 93 million people *a day*
I mean hey, the national average is 5 per person last I heard, so if you have less you’re dragging us down!
You better get it quick because at the rate of 93 million americans a day dying because of gun violence that means we are all dead in four days.
@@kerrybarneyiii1202Yep, 400 million guns divided by 80-90 million gun owners. Beautiful
@@kerrybarneyiii1202I thought 5 was the average that people bring with them when they travel?
5 guns x 6 people in my household = less than the amount I lost in my last boating accident
All my friends used to be murderers but then once gun restrictions were imposed they realized that they could no longer use there guns and all quit being criminals and lived happily ever after.
Kum-by-yaaaaaaaa……….
I want some of what They're Smoking 😏😣🤯
👍✌️🥰
That happened in my neighborhood now it’s safer then ever!
Where guns?
THERE guns!
One of your friends murdered me once.
Just the other day, I was at Barnes and Noble trying to buy a self-help book, and the cashier had me show them my ID, fill out a federal background check form, pay an extra $40 for them to process the purchase of the book, and then made me wait a whole week before I could take the book home, just in case I was buying the self-help book without a clear head.
And yet, when I went into a gun store once as a teenager, they asked me if I'd like to borrow one and I said yes. Then they helped me check one out and I left.
Like wow guys it's so easy to get a gun.
I think clown guns might be scarier than ghost guns.
do confetti rounds fall under the second amendment?
Clowns protected by men with guns are more dangerous.
Oh no don't give them ideas
Are clown guns those used to protect liberal politicians?
What about clown ghost guns
93million gun deaths a day and there's STILL a line at STARBUCKS!!!!????
Looks like Starbucks is a gun-free zone, obvs.
@@8d4o0c4 nope. I can get all the shots I want there.
Those are all the leftover people who don't like guns. No one would shoot anyone at Starbucks.
Be the change you want in life
@@mastercoolguy2809 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel.
Somewhere, a liberal is taking this seriously.
Somewhere?????? EVERYWHERE. They already believe that is all true.
I hate that that's true.
Per cap peeta
"Ordinary men and women are too small-minded to govern their own affairs. Order and progress can only come when individuals surrender their rights to an all-powerful sovereign."
Liberals believe anything and everything. I mean, they think they are men but women but really toasters. And if you were a toaster, wouldn’t you be afraid of guns??
We are ranked something like 8 or 9 in gun violence. If you took out the 6 largest 'DEMOCRAT CITIES', our homicide rate due to firearms would put us in 100th place...
The Ghost Gun was truly terrifying. 93 million people a day are lost to this public health emergency. Thank you for these facts.
93 million AMERICANS a day!!! That is so terrifying!!! If this keeps up, in about 100 years there will be no more Americans!
It’s called a ghost gun because it turns people into ghosts
And that's just in the US! It sure is a good thing that places like Africa and South America exist where no one is ever murdered by guns!
That’s hilarious, the entire population of the US would be gone in like 4 days.
And that's just in America!
"It weighs as much as ten boxes that you might be moving" Oh man, that IS scary.
If they're so heavy, then they shouldn't worry about people easily concealing them or carrying them for long distances.
@@11C1Pdont give the ideas
What's the capacity on that thing?
93 million Americans die every day...🤣
@@bekkischwartz2501 331.9 million people live in America. About 5 million in my home state. We lose my home state's entire population about 18 times every day and the entire population of America every 4 days.
"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant. It's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
Reagan was a dildo... but I guess he was right about that
Well I mean Liberals and Leftists dominate pretty much every university level field but keep acting like your side is the logical one I guess
"Time to create the Firearms Owner Protection Act of 1986 and outlaw machine guns" - Also Reagen
I'm beginning to think he was wrong. They're actually dumbasses.
@wisemankugelmemicus1701
Yeah, "We can thank the N.R.A. for that" being added. 🤬 I remember a conversation I had with my uncle about his quitting his membership to the N.R.A. and that specifically. Sadly it was "the only one" back then and led by "the fudd's" the same reason he wouldn't have a Ruger firearm since it was William R. as a big push on that too.
I died in a mass shooting once. It was not pleasant.
So you're the ghost gun owner?
Remember. No russian
As a student librarian, it’s truly heartbreaking how many kids walk in to borrow from our massive selection of evil guns instead of our tiny, preciously guarded section of books
Just hide the guns in the dewey drawers, or have a rotary phone be a gun lock.
Where? Lol
Don't get brainwashed by videos like this. They can't back it up with facts. They will back it up with lies and fabricated "proof".
That was good I laughed pretty hard
I went to my local library the other day to get a book, and the process of checking it out was so complicated and strict that I finally just gave up and went to the gun aisle, grabbed a gun, and demanded that they give me a book at gunpoint, and it still didn't work.
I mean I get why security against borrowing books is so strict because of how dangerous knowledge is, but I wish I could just read something for once :(
I did the math, if the USA looses 93mil people a day to gun violence then the birth rate to maintain our population is ~20k births per year per woman. Truly wonderful work American women do to keep our country going!
That was our brain-dead Governor here in VA up through 2018. Didn't you know Virginia hillbillies breed like rabbits? We repopulated the entire country in just 5 years, from zero to about 375 million, and without anyone noticing.
My god…OnlyFns makes sense now. They HAVE to bang that much in order to maintain our national population!
Goddammit - dem hos are da real heroes! 🫡🇺🇸
Imagine giving birth to twenty-thousandlets.
Now chicka bow wow!
Sweet havenly Jesus, even the trans women ? Truly an amazing feat of humanity
I served two combat tours as 11 series. The military didn’t give me a firearm to defend ourselves against enemies. We used nerf guns and hugs to employ understanding and friendship.
Stunning and brave!
Perhaps you should have "thrown the book" at them... ;)
I was an 18 series. we got air-soft.
😂
12B. We got diversity training. We made sure there were equal amounts of all races and genders included in our sites.
I can't believe ive owned a gun all this time without realizing the danger. Thank goodness for this video teaching me the truth
I swear the babylon bee is way closer to killing me than any gun. To be able to deliver that whole script with a straight face, i'm just dead 😂💀
One has to wonder how many takes it takes to get it filmed with a straight face.
Dimarats are layers this fool is a liyer Google it and you will see the the truth POS
@@Cavachonc777I like to think so
Closing in on two hundred twenty three thumbs up (Period.)
I almost lost my shit when the ghost talked & he said can you knock it off. 😂 👻
Fun fact. Since this video was posted an entire 16,740,000,000 people have been killed in shootings.
I mean it’s a good thing then we just hit 8,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 people on earth.
@@neckofthewoods24With those kinds of numbers, when is the planet going to fall out of the Sun's orbit? Enquiring minds want to know!
That was 93 million Americans per day. At this time, we’ve all been killed by guns 65.6 times. Somebody needs to stop reporting dats and take a basic math class.
And none were illegals.
@@theodoreyoung7946 ?
"Why? Because this one is black, and therefore it is scarier, and instantly more dangerous. A universal principle that applies in any scenario." 💀💀💀
And the best explanation of the year goes too... 🏆
after 150 kills they unlock the golden one...
There's more than a grain of a sorry truth in that. So much so that I'd advise if you're buying a home protection firearm buy a nice conservative-looking shotgun that looks like someone's grandfather might have gone hunting with. Remember if you have to use it depending on the jurisdiction you're going to be in front of a grand jury. You don't want them to think you're a pathetic Rambo wanna-be. Perception is everything.
"Oh! My grandpa had a gun like that! He was a nice man too!"
www.youtube.com/@timothycrump5634 Despite shooting 13.50 NATO....
Ahh... but the Ruger was long ago banned in Canada, while the AR was ok (ish) for a long while.
The idiocy of the general population is breath taking.
@@davidellul4716 True, oh so true.
It's been a while but I recall the M1 carbine was banned in Canada due to the 18 inch barrel length. I don't remember the length of the Mini-14 barrel but maybe that was the reason for the ban?
93 Million AMERICANS per DAY? So in 4 days all of America's population just disappeared and replenished itself??
Those are per capeeta numbers.
A thirty magazine clip is even deadlier in a scary black gun.
Or a pistol brace so your friends and family with only one useable hand can't defend themselves against the scary black guns.
especially when it is loaded with heat seeking ammo
“Magazine Clip”………….. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
In period two hundred twenty three
@@ryanjones3043 in all honesty, don’t get that one.
I've heard guns can even spontaneously come into existence. My friend saw it happen once. Just fell to the ground in front of him. Scary
terrifying
First it was raining cats and dogs and the next second ARs from heaven. Make sure you wear a helmet if you're outside.
Did it come from a giant floating head?
JESUS CHRIST PLEASE HELP SAVE US ALL!!!!
Damn I wish lol
I heard the scary black one weighs as much as 10 moving boxes. And because of the weight, it shoots faster because of newton's laws
And fires a 50 caliber bullet
50 cal too!
Don't forget the fully automatic clipazines that it uses.
Ten boxes that you might be moving 😂😂😂😂😂
She Jack just nailed it with that 10 moving box comment. I couldn’t quit laughing for 3 days. Plus I spit my coffee.
I was in Basic Training, and nobody died from gun accidents. There were no accidents.
93 million a day? I can't believe somebody said that, there's only 400 million people who live in America so we'd be gone within 5 days
Joe briben earns the Oscar for saying the dumbest lies! The guy can't even figure out who crapped his own pants! 🤣
Why tell the truth when most people will accept a lie just as well. I remember one of the global warming nuts, strike that, I mean climate change nuts said we are having the hottest summer in 120, 000 years. I didn't think the thermometer was that old, much less that we have been keeping records for that long. I remember that dumb-ass Demorat congressman said we can't put more soldiers on Guam because it would sink.
It's actually 93 a day but that doesn't sound nearly as scary so he said 93 million.
Satire
I think he meant to say 93 billion, but wanted to keep it believable! /s
I'm disappointed in you, Babylon Bee.
You taught the general public about the dangers of bump-stocks but failed to mention the danger that is a "fully-semi-automatic rifle" shame on you.
They covered that one in the previous video!
It's just too scary
Or high-capacity caliber bullets.
Hey! That's fully-semi-automatic-ASSAULT rifle! Get it right, ya gun-totin' bigot!
I love your name.
You wouldn't be allowed to kill Grendel today.
Just give the monster a back rub.
This was amazing, and the actual ignorant words from lying politicians was a great touch
“93 million American per day” who tf came up with that number
"93 million Americans a day"
"The 400 million total population"
Yea that adds up
30 mag clips *wheeze*
Oh God we're almost extinct
Actual 330 million population is shaking in its boots.
Only 3 more days
And that means 33 billion deaths annually. World population is 7.888 billion.
Some people actually believe those facts- and they are easily provoked into yelling their admission to it.
That's true, and the agenda-driven media just keep spewing it out, instead of doing any fact checking at all. And face it, there are a lot of people in this country out there that are gullible enough to just eat it all up and believe it.
They usually listen to the yung turks
It is very sad to say that so many people have very little in the way of brains , And this is NOT satire !
Well when a gun is as heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving, and has a fully automatic bump stock, and a thirty MAGAzine clip, it's not hard to believe that guns can kill more than a quarter of our nation's population every day 😂
you can just tell when somone doesnt smoke weed@@lFunGuyl
The shotgun microphone joke was my favorite, because its subtle enough that some people might not have gotten it.
Me too!
I was wondering what that thing was
Lol! I didn't know it was a microphone.
I couldn’t tell what it was but I knew it wasn’t a shotgun
I wasn't Sure at first, until he said hyper-cardioid
Oh man I really loved this!!
as a major gun enthusiast, this is definitely, absolutely, TOTALLY accurate
The "Maga-zine" was clever😆
The children's hand game "one, two, three, SHOOT!". Dang, fingers, shoot...fingers are dangerous. MAGA children's games
Surprised no one has jumped on that.... unfortunately no one really buys print magazines anymore
@@nancywest1926 Ban the children with fingers! Wait not my child we only need to kill a portion of the population.
The per capita joke was my favorite.
Liberals don't understand per capita to the point where I think they're brainwashed to shut down when the hear the explanation/formula.
Sly little joke
It was not only clever but,
*Truly Terrifying*
Good God, this was hilarious. Just the “93 million a day” got me laughing. We’re going to be depopulated in 4 days, y’all.
You think that's good, you should hear what the birth rate is!
@@thewiirocks 94 million a day?
@@thewiirocks Planned Parenthood will fix that.
Yeah. That would wipe out the entire world population in 3 months.
That’s probably why they keep the border wide open. Replacements
Thanks!
"...it's scarier because it's black like other things that are black."
"That's how scary the facts IS."
"MAGA...zine. Need I say more?"
🤣
i don’t get the magazine joke
me neither
Maga = make America great again= us.... That's the joke.. we're the ones who like scary monster boom booms
MAGA: Make America Great Again
I always knew there was something terrifyingly white supremacist about those 500 round fully semi automatic bump stop ghost death clips !
I’m now so much more educated on the dangers of Fully semi automatic high capacity magazine clip holding .50 caliber hand pistol guns with braces attached. Thanks Babylon Bee!
I’ve been waiting so long for my brace to make my beretta use .50 BMG, I’m beginning to think these fearmongering channels are delaying production >:(
"You'll shoot your eye out"
Fully semi automatic!!! OH MAN! You never go fully semi automatic!!
They are Maga Zines, not to be confused with the fully semi Ultra Maga Zines which kill more than 93 million Americans a day.
@@maxidaho
Not without using the shoulder thing that goes up. ;-)
Terrible tragedy for people named Capeeta. They should change their name to something else.
I'd probably spell it CaPETA 😊
Capeeta's just a big ol' liar. Don't listen to him. He identifies as a woman on weekends, too.
who IS "Capeeta" ? Is he related to Pepita ?
Capeetah is actually the number of people murdered each day, which is 90 million
And Mr. Something Else says that he prefers to be called by his nickname “Capeeta”.
The sad thing is some people will take this as fact
“It makes it a higher caliber weapon come out of it.”
It's truly scary that people so uninformed have any say about gun control.
Russian nesting gun
Yes that's true. From .22 caliber to .50 caliber just that easy
@@theRPGmaster 😂😂
@@theRPGmasterso funny!!
We need to close this huge LOOPHOLE...
EVERY gun sale must require the buyer to show a valid Library Card.
Underrated comment
Absolutely underrated comment
I'm so scared right now, I don't even have the courage to check my nightstand and my closets to see if a gun is already living there in secret, waiting to prey on me...
But my biggest fear is that a gun might some day sneak under my MyPillow pillow just to murder me in cold blood..
Saying "Wendy, I'm home" in the wee hours.
I am so, like, REALLY like, LITERALLY like TERRIFIED like, I am LITERALLY like, hiding behind the like, sofa, like, LITERALLY ! Please will you tell me when it is safe to come out
We need computerized smart guns so that one day this will actually become true to be afraid of your gun
@@GilbertdeClare0704😂😂😂😂
@@justins3810 OMG ! Then just imagine if Democrats do a "Dominion" on them so you get chased around the house by a Fully Semi Automatic AR x 64power assault weapon with HEAT seeking ammo, screaming, "Don't run ! We are your FRIENDS !" ? ! I would be too ******* scared to fart😳😳😳
The only thinks that are worse.....is people
The sad part is that there are many folks in this world who believe he is being sincere.
As well as voter ID we need voters with 3 digit IQ's
Except all of his facts are correct. And these idiots actually said these things.
That's the truth. Especially when that politician said 93 million die a day. I remember that. Do they not know math
Poe's Law.
He is being truthful it’s all facts without a doubt.
I have pledged to do my part by buying up every gun I can and keep them safely stored in my home.
I know it's a risk but it's one I'm willing to take.
Every cartridge I store, means another one that can't get into the hands of a criminal.
@@PinballBob1 Nobility comes at a high price.
You're one of the few.
If you ever need to get rid of those scary guns, I will gladly take all of them and dispose of them properly
that's exactly what I told someone earlier this week. 🤣
Way to take one for the team, buddy. =)
After locking a one million assorted loaded firearms in a secure building for a month and returning to find not one discernible discharge I've come to the conclusion that 'gun violence' might either be a myth or have another cause.
insert one alec baldwin in that testsetup... you might find a possible other cause
Oh they discharged alright,, discharged killing 93 million Americans a day x 30 days. You just don’t know about it because that’s how gun violence works.
What if they were sneaking out at night?
More guns lead to more death, so I've been told. Your hometown must be a ghost town by now.
The grammar in this comment is like the grammar in the video. Only unironically.
The information in this video is truly terrifying, and I appreciate your making it known to the public, Of course, almost equally as scary was your grammar. "That's how scary his findings is." And the word "capita" has its emphasis on the first syllable. You folks are unrelentingly frightening from so many perspectives. However, I've chosen to keep my guns. If you show up in my classroom speaking the way you do, I may need them for self-defense.
I am now 64% more scared of guns. Thanks, for this timely frightening. My whole platoon was wiped out when the bolts went forward in unison. The government has still not done anything to stop the guns.
85% of people make up statistics.
The fiction or my slaves lied about as part of government?
The really scary part is that if you actually put all the insane quotes about guns from government officials in one video it would rival the run time of Gone With the Wind.
Nay. It's enough to rival the film Out 1, which is over 12 hours long!
Which had guns in it! Pew!
I saw a gun once that not only was a fully semi-automatic assault musket, it was also as heavy as several boxes of books. I don't know what a book weighs though because I always end up getting guns instead of books when I go to the library.
Smart.
Was also sentient.
@@davidpressley3451 Baby-seeking bullets, a real weapon of mass destruction.
I have a whole box of buffer tubes and pistol brace stocks. Not one of them has changed the guns caliber or made it shoot faster. What library do I get those at?
@@johnny.d.1930 Just check any local one.
When I was 14, I ordered the entire Tolkien legendarium on Amazon. When the package arrived at my house I opened it up and instead of my books, it was the entirety of Glock's arms lineup.
I loved the first one so much. I'm glad they made a sequel.
I heard that, this one time, a gun shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die!😲
It's enough to make you hang your head and cry.
hahahhahahahahhahhaahahhahhahaha good one
Sunday morning coming down…..
Glad my momma always told me "Son,
always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns", although it did hurt my feelings because I'm her daughter. 😢
The man in black ✌️
I live in a small town with a population of 25 where almost everyone owns a gun. Sadly, we lose about 30 people every day from gun violence here and our women can't have babies fast enough to sustain the town's population. 😜
I'm very sorry about your situation, we need to work together to ban guns 🤝😔
Lmao I'm sorry that's too funny 🤣
As a male, you wouldn't get anything done, too busy doing the horizontal folk dance..
@@warpspeednow 😂
Wow you guys are losing -5 people per day. That's tragic 😥
I hope people didn’t take my comment seriously!
Hard to believe how many people in charge believe this stuff
Ghosts with guns are the scariest. Especially when those ghosts have scopes on their dead eyes. 👻🤓
The ghost noise in the background was hilarious 😂😂😂
Dead eyes, so it needed glasses 😂
I'm a fright supremacist, I think ghosts are better than living people.
And ghosts can disappear right after they shoot you. You can't even lock them up if you catch them.
I was looking down, away from my screen, to butter bread and had burst out laughing at the line, "Ghosts are scary enough even when they don't have guns," but then upon looking up and seeing that ghost with a gun, I laughed even harder.
Your delicious anecdote was as humorous as its source material.
Can someone please explain the joke?
@@ricardozka ghost gun is one created illegally either with a 3D printer or homemade machined parts so that it can't be tracked if used in a crime
@@ricardozk Do not pay attention to what ConfusedRock said. That is inaccurate. Many companies sold 80% completed lower receivers for AR's or grip frames for handguns, etc. You could complete the manufacturing of the 80% portion of the firearm. It was not serialized due to not being a completed portion of the firearm or completed to the degree that the ATF deems should be serialized. This in my eyes prevented the federal government from illegally expanding their already illegal and expansive collection of firearms / gun owners information. Hobbyists would buy these kits to put a gun together also. People did 3D print gun parts also for the previously mentioned reasons. The federal government is against "ghost guns" because it prevents them from expanding their illegal database and having control over the population. It's really that simple.
Yeah, I spit my coffee out to that one also 😂😂😂
This is briliant!!!!! Love you guys and love the 2nd Amendment!!!!!!!!!
I am just now watching this approximately 1 year after it was posted. I wondered why the streets have been empty for the past year, then I heard the reason. 93 million people a day were being lost to gun violence and after 3.5 days no one was left. Confusion cleared up!
It's easier to buy a gun than it is to buy a book?
How does anyone believe that?
Because their messiah said it. And you’re racist if you disagree with Obama
Because Obama said it -- that's all it takes
How does anyone believe anything any politician says.
John 6:37
Ba'aaa'aaaaa
Because Barack Obama said so, and if you dare to disagree with him then you’re a racist. And you probably drive an old car. And you watch a lot of tv.
All those hours playing GoldenEye on N64. I had no idea I was being brainwashed.
You’d be surprised how many ways they attempt to Brain wash people/ children especially
Two TVs and a 64 we had some amazing tournaments
But I used odd job. Are they coming for my hats?
@@p_campbell I enjoyed hunting each other. Oh, those were the days
Most Bee videos are pretty clever. This one was probably my favorite. Absolutely hilarious.
You and me both 😂
There are so many people wanting to end things in today's world. I see "END GUN VIOLENCE TODAY" in your description.
Just the other day, I saw signs to "End Road Work".
Now, how are we supposed to maintain our roads, if we end road work?
Thank God there are still enough people in this world with the forethought not to end road work.
I heart❤ the guy putting up his no gun zone sign while waving that no no no finger. That poor criminal didn’t stand a chance.
After seeing that no gun sign, that criminal was mentally bruised and needed counselling.
At first, I thought I was watching CNN, and then I realized at the end it was just the Babylon Bee... Once again, you hit it out of the park.
This might be one of your best videos yet. Using actual footage/sound clips from people who actually said some of the dumbest things imaginable about guns is priceless.
The ghost gun joke was so simple, but i laughed way too much at it, well done.
The scary part is their followers believe the BS they spew. Out of pure ignorance from their Dumbed Down Conditioning and Hunger for Indoctrination, they swallow whatever is fed to them.
Democrats think this is a documentary
It’s black so it’s scarier and instantly more dangerous. A universal principal that applies in any scenario. As a black man I just had to laugh at that one🤣🤣🤣 The nuances of humor and truth in this video and the end 🤣🤣🤣
That is why I stopped buying black guns. I was too scared to. Now I get them in tan, green, olive, gold. Anything but black. 😄
I remember ordering a book from the Barnes and Noble website a few years back. Instead of the book I bought they sent me 3 boxes of assault rifle 15’s and another box filled with period 2 2 3 ammo and 100 thirty magazine clips. Horrifying stuff.
Yes they should not have shorted you on your order...
Oh my gosh! How dare they! Which one did you order from so I know to definitely NOT order a boom from there? 😮🫨🤯
The AR stands for Amarillo, not assault rifle.
@@RandomPerson-sf9vd Actually it stands for Armalite Rifle..
@@RandomPerson-sf9vdNope, you mean Armadillo. 😅. It took a minute to get the "period 2 2 3" joke.
Loving the Mini 14 comparison, I've shared pictures of it to anti-gun people and they refused to acknowledge it used the same ammo as an AR-15
and with a standard 20 MAGAzine clip
Don't tell them😅
Its like a video game you cant use that ammo in that gun you need the other ammo
Yeah, I own both types . Just got the mini around so as not to be scary.
I have an AR in .22 Long rifle, my neighbor went nuts when she saw I had a machine gun. Even called the police on me. When the 4 police cars showed up, I had to explain that it was an AR22 and not a machine gun. The one officer rolled his eyes and made a comment about her being a stupid Karen.
These spots enhance my day. They always make me laugh out loud somewhere during the video. Keep up the good work.
I'm a simple man. "Cap-ee-ta" is what had me grinning. That and "ghosts are scary enough without guns."
I was wondering if that is a reference to some politician saying it like that or something
Cap-ee-ta got me too. 😂
Oh, I thought it was cap-PITA
I love the “terrifying knowledge nuggets”.
MAGA-ZINE,
Ammor
This was one of your best and funniest videos, while also being very well planned. Nice work. Earned your sponsorship for sure!
I like the one with the "no firearms" sign on the door. The guy on the inside is waving his finger saying no, while the bad guy stays outside because of the sign on the door. I'm still laughing.
“Oh NOOOOOO! I’m a criminal breaking the law, but there is a legal sign saying I can’t come inside with my gun! WHATAMIGONNADOOOOOOOOOO?!!!!!!!!”
(Timestamp: 5:07 )
I really want to know if anyone's tried this lol.
"Gun Free Zone".
@@Embrachu "Gun Free Zone" = Killing Jar
@@HandleDisliker What do you do if the burglar puts the gun down, he can then break-in and take your sh@t
Fact: There was NO death or violence before the invention of the gun. 😅
Read the Bible. There was plenty violence before the gun!
@@elizabethroby4998I think you may have missed the joke
@@elizabethroby4998 There was. I was being sarcastic.
As an Englishman, I’m grateful for this informative and honest explanation about guns in the USA.
The Bee spitting facts! Stone cold truth from unverified sources and people that are totally impartial with no agendas.
Thank you Bee for informing us.
I remember how hard it was when I was 14 when I walked into a Barnes and Noble and attempted to buy Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. They said that they needed to be 18 years or older, have a drivers’ license or photo ID, and must be subject to a criminal background check. When I told them that I didn’t see why I needed any of those things, they gave me a one hour lecture on how it was extremely important that they have tight measures on these books because they can be dangerous for young people like me. So, bored out of my mind with nothing to do, I went to the gun shop next door and got ninety percent off my first Glock. Didn’t end up using it. It was a great experience though. The gun store owners even gave me a years’ supply of ammo! Can you believe it??? Nowadays I don’t even touch books. The police search my car for books all the time and it always comes up clean! Thanks to the NRA!
(This is sarcasm for those who couldn’t tell.)
Ah yes the nra. The boogeyman of the left that they say puts all this black money into politics. Yet, they are only the 15th top donor, and most of the 14 above them are liberal groups or persons. The mental gymnastics they have to go through are truly astounding.
4:37 I actually almost jumped for joy when he got "magazine" right. Hes learning! I am so proud of him!
There was a made up word "complincent" a few seconds later.
But I prefer he gets guns right because the English language never killed anyone
One of my favorite Babylon Bee's
Haha, I lost my mind with the ghost having glasses over its sheet....MAGA-zine was brilliant...
I would rather have a gun and not use it than not have any guns and need one for the protection of my life and the lives of my family.
Some of my slaves and you are being lied about as a family? Are you being violently stopped from killing the waste humans?
I think the biggest argument against that is if anyone can buy a gun for "self defense" then a criminal can also lie and buy a gun for "self defence". In the words of CGP Grey: "It is impossible to build a lock that only angels can open and devils cannot. And anyone who disagrees is either naïve, or not as much of an angel as they seem."
@vladloukine2813 does it hurt to be that stupid?
@@vladloukine2813 Well most criminals get handguns from black-market sources anyways so it wouldn't matter since they would get them regardless.
@@vladloukine2813 when a criminal uses it it’s probably just murder
Few people know this, but if you put flame decals on your gun, it shoots faster.
Thanks for that info.
I fucking knew it…
Nobody believed me when I was drawing in my flames in the slide and the grip for a faster ADS as well as highlighter on my iron sights so I have night vision on my stream light now.😂😂
im crying. capeeta. this channel is GOLD
I like that the ghost actor had proper trigger safety, It's a key cue that tells the people behind these videos are really, Actually professional.
Unlike the lawyer in the rittenhouse trial
I couldn't stop focusing on the aweful communist compliant pistol grip in the bg
That wasn't trigger safety....it was Gun Control.
I always felt like that was the best thing to do since I was 7, because it just makes sense.
That shotgun with the pistol brace was truly terrifying. I have never had such a high level of fear recorded in my life.
Wait that was a shotgun? I'm not joking it looked more like a metal tube with holes cut in it.
@@maxbennett5412 That is a mic, we call it "shotgun mic" use to pick up sound from far away
@@alfredluk4715microphone. Abreviations will confuse anyone who doesn't know them and some who do.
A pistol brace turns anything into a GAU-8 Avenger...
@@bendover3820terrifying indeed…😔
The thing that worries me is there are people out there that will see this video and not realize it's satire.
Poe's Law strikes again.
I used to know someone who would rather be killed during a home invasion than use a gun to protect herself and she thinks nobody should be allowed to have a gun. I am 100% not joking.
How many guns did Obama deliver to Mexican Cartels ?
He meant to send them books, but it was easier to get guns.
Yeah that was 20,000 I believe, you know they were gonna watch where they went, but forgot to tell anyone to actually do that.
@@SG-js2qnLOL.
How many did Biden to literal terrorists?
RIP Brian Terry. Obama and Eric Holder gave a Mexican drug cartel military grade weaponry and they used it to murder this man. Obama won a Nobel peace prize. Make it make fucking sense!
I literally just got back from the range; I'm horrified I contributed to so much violence!
Welp, you’re already implicit, might as well continue.
@@mrlink206NO…certainly not! Did you ignore what Babylon Bee said? Leave the gun expertises to the View and the Biden Administration. They obviously know what they are talking about!
It's an addiction. I'm sure there is a 12 step program to help. ='(
Do your part!
We don't do gun murders because of our tough gun laws. We do knife murders. (Santa Barbara, CA)
The UK had entered the chat...
Y’all like “WTF is a ‘gun’?”
"Gun deaths decline, while overall violent deaths remain static and brazen daylight home invasions and carjackings skyrocket"
There is always the "Truck of Peace" option.. Just Saying!
San Jose yesterday 😬
How do these guys keep a straight face? 😂😂😂