Alien Confused As Earth Leaders Try To Explain All The Human Genders

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  • General Florg of the planet Graxon V has visited Earth - but he's having trouble understanding humans as he's never encountered a species with so many genders. Earth leaders try to explain.
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  • @TheBabylonBee
    @TheBabylonBee  ปีที่แล้ว +8780

    How would you attempt to convince the aliens to spare us?

    • @danflahive1813
      @danflahive1813 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I wouldn't. As a species we have become too mentally f**ked up to live.

    • @bloodmooncomix457
      @bloodmooncomix457 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      CALIFORNIA CONSERVATIVE:
      NAILED IT! 🫵🤣x10🇺🇸
      (This video had to be taken in Sacramento!)

    • @kibukun
      @kibukun ปีที่แล้ว +735

      I would introduce them to bacon, tacos, and/or chocolate.

    • @trespasserswill7052
      @trespasserswill7052 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      I would consider trying The Sovereign citizen defense.

    • @tonyMosh
      @tonyMosh ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Take all the trans and gender freaks with them to use as slave labour.

  • @vanshbamaniya1949
    @vanshbamaniya1949 ปีที่แล้ว +14406

    "The planet has no sign of intelligent life."
    Nailed it.

    • @vivashvanbhushan3422
      @vivashvanbhushan3422 ปีที่แล้ว +396

      Only the western countries.

    • @gn7867
      @gn7867 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Everyone is dumb……. EVERYONE. ;)

    • @vivashvanbhushan3422
      @vivashvanbhushan3422 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gn7867 i dont see africans, asians and south americans acting brain dead like this

    • @videogamecin
      @videogamecin ปีที่แล้ว +98

      “There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere...”

    • @realzoomer_
      @realzoomer_ ปีที่แล้ว +52

      ​@@vivashvanbhushan3422Nailed it

  • @gigiizzy5651
    @gigiizzy5651 ปีที่แล้ว +7411

    "But...why?"
    Pretty much sums up my opinion the entire gender debacle.

    • @jacobsvetich8735
      @jacobsvetich8735 ปีที่แล้ว

      Communists that want to sow discord so the empires collapse can happen sooner and more chaotically. Disrupt reproduction in the population, destroy truth and objectivity. Get active in local elections and school boards to combat it.

    • @jacobsvetich8735
      @jacobsvetich8735 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Also you can rally or go out and make your voice heard in public so people that are scared to speak up can see you and be inspired to not sit idly by.

    • @fischlnseele6715
      @fischlnseele6715 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      Top Ten Questions Scientists Can't Answer!

    • @C0PE_
      @C0PE_ ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@fischlnseele6715 real

    • @M1sterE321
      @M1sterE321 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      They answer that question.
      It's about feelings. Feelings over facts.

  • @Tri-vy2th
    @Tri-vy2th 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +739

    There is two genders. Autobots and Decepticons

    • @tinwaiman1828
      @tinwaiman1828 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      OhhhhhhhhHJHhhhhh

    • @EnderRocket660
      @EnderRocket660 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      YES!!!!

    • @WhatIsMatter101
      @WhatIsMatter101 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Which is the giver and the taker?

    • @garfieldroscharch
      @garfieldroscharch หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      The real transgenders 😹

    • @Couchpotato993
      @Couchpotato993 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@WhatIsMatter101obviously Decepticons are the takers

  • @GhosTorque
    @GhosTorque หลายเดือนก่อน +208

    1:15
    So your species is evolving rapidly❌
    So your species is devolving rapidly✔️

    • @GogglesOstrich
      @GogglesOstrich 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I'm curious, where do you think you will go when you die and why?

    • @ljdcap720
      @ljdcap720 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@GogglesOstrich the matrix

    • @GogglesOstrich
      @GogglesOstrich 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @ljdcap720 You believe this is all a simulation? What is your reason to believing this?

    • @ljdcap720
      @ljdcap720 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@GogglesOstrich trust

    • @GogglesOstrich
      @GogglesOstrich 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @ljdcap720 So what about this 'real' universe you believe in, what about that, where do you believe you go when you ultimately die and why?

  • @Red-jt6uu
    @Red-jt6uu ปีที่แล้ว +9024

    “It’s my job to be a black woman” is the best part of this whole video.

    • @fischlnseele6715
      @fischlnseele6715 ปีที่แล้ว +509

      You have to admit she's doing a great job at that.

    • @geralhammonds9272
      @geralhammonds9272 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Supreme Court Justice ketanji Brown.

    • @calvinsmyth
      @calvinsmyth ปีที่แล้ว +167

      The photos of their family members were hilarious.

    • @NotTheHeroStudios
      @NotTheHeroStudios ปีที่แล้ว +75

      It's that or the "but why?"

    • @M1sterE321
      @M1sterE321 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Accurate, too.

  • @77dris
    @77dris ปีที่แล้ว +8823

    As Jordan Peterson wisely said "based on gender ideology, there are approximately 8 billion genders" because what it means now is basically just "personality".

    • @BeardOfDan
      @BeardOfDan ปีที่แล้ว +969

      It seems to compensate for a lack of personality, rather than being personality.

    • @NewHeightsDanceMinistry
      @NewHeightsDanceMinistry ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Omg yes

    • @m.caeben2578
      @m.caeben2578 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Intersectionality driven to its final straw: The individual.

    • @greendrummers
      @greendrummers ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Haha well said Peterson

    • @lordtherapeutics
      @lordtherapeutics ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Absolutely. Jordan summed it up completely with that one sentence.

  • @jkgaming0565
    @jkgaming0565 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +264

    “Doesn’t identifying as both genders imply that there are only 2 genders”
    That alien is spot on

    • @GrayOperative
      @GrayOperative 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Gotta go with the alien on this one.

    • @JohnRoss-ps4vh
      @JohnRoss-ps4vh 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Yes he correct only 2 that God created

    • @Wakame75
      @Wakame75 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@JohnRoss-ps4vh Amen.

    • @Amoeby
      @Amoeby 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@JohnRoss-ps4vh I agree with "only 2" part but you had to ruin it all with "God created".

  • @aratherbritishdinosaur
    @aratherbritishdinosaur หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    “Like a teacher, or a social media influencer” That’s so real.

  • @joeheid2776
    @joeheid2776 ปีที่แล้ว +4880

    Ten years ago this would be funny. Today it's terrifying.

    • @reverendmorgano9659
      @reverendmorgano9659 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ten years ago it wouldn't even be within the realm of possibility. Today it's the reality of just how deranged the mentally ill left has become.

    • @katieresare5306
      @katieresare5306 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Or hopeful.

    • @CD-vb9fi
      @CD-vb9fi ปีที่แล้ว

      @@katieresare5306 Only if they push the big red KABOOM!

    • @tonysantiago255
      @tonysantiago255 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      It's funny... because it's true.

    • @gakuseione
      @gakuseione ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Right. I still don't know if I should cry or laugh.

  • @semiclone-me1vy2gy5i
    @semiclone-me1vy2gy5i 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7933

    “This Planet has no sign of intelligent life” got me 🤣

    • @Mtl-zf9om
      @Mtl-zf9om 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      Like Aliens don't have a zoom option on their spaceship. They should have known the moment they see people living in slums, floating on sewage and they hide behind some tree and God.

    • @SomeRandomPerson_IDK
      @SomeRandomPerson_IDK 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      As a part of this planets biosphere I can confirm that we are not intelligent

    • @Mello76863
      @Mello76863 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      That's USA 4 u lol

    • @underworldguardian704
      @underworldguardian704 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Sadly realistic assessment 😂

    • @prasathcs3470
      @prasathcs3470 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This madness is exclusive to "western" countries..rest of the world is just fine.

  • @seanyang9818
    @seanyang9818 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +199

    love how initially the woman did not care about whatever the alien said and rolled her eyes, and when speaking about gender she just got super excited and spoke non-stop. In the end, when the alien was commanding to destroy Earth she did not panic like the man does, its like nothing else matter but gender identification.

  • @joelovitt2900
    @joelovitt2900 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    "....but why..." The best question ever!!

  • @herrdoktorprofessoreldritc3416
    @herrdoktorprofessoreldritc3416 ปีที่แล้ว +3171

    "Fascinating. We've been probing humans for years and we've only discovered the two." 😂

    • @retroarcadefan
      @retroarcadefan ปีที่แล้ว +252

      It is sad when the aliens are the only ones who can tell the truth.

    • @arthurhamilton5222
      @arthurhamilton5222 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@retroarcadefanAliens and still sane humans. Every religious or ancient historical book says that there are only 2. Male and female. The rest are abominations

    • @Andrew-13579
      @Andrew-13579 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      “probing”. 😆

    • @IsraelCountryCube
      @IsraelCountryCube ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@Andrew-13579they got inside of our brains and uh yeesh that's all folks totally!

    • @mattbynumfilms
      @mattbynumfilms ปีที่แล้ว +60

      They neglected to probe TikTok.

  • @christianu8819
    @christianu8819 ปีที่แล้ว +9632

    I love the part, "saying that someone identifies with both genders literally implies that there are two genders"

    • @Celatra
      @Celatra ปีที่แล้ว

      No shit sherlock, there are 2 but there are more than just those 2 lmao

    • @TheVulture1
      @TheVulture1 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      This is the most true comment I've ever seen, many thanks!

    • @mrcookie4308
      @mrcookie4308 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Or agender saying that is a gender but actually it isnt

    • @Celatra
      @Celatra ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@mrcookie4308 well as it states, it doesn't say it's a gender, it rather suggests the absent of one.

    • @VisionsOfSpy
      @VisionsOfSpy ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@Celatra so basically every human ever right? Because gender is a linguistic term linked to inanimate objects in romance languages, right? Because humans have a sex not a gender, right?

  • @VivaLaPluto1518
    @VivaLaPluto1518 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    "It's my job to be a black woman" and "no sign of intelligence, destroy." Too accurate 😂

  • @LunaStar666
    @LunaStar666 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

    A person who I used to be friends, "called me out" for this video and he got pissy and lost a debate with me. LOSING THIS FRIEND WAS W O R T H IT!!!

    • @BubbleTanksFish
      @BubbleTanksFish 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      yes it is

    • @CraigLumpyLemke
      @CraigLumpyLemke 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      You will lose every friend. Really. Better to lose them early over petty stuff than later when the stakes are higher.

    • @LunaStar666
      @LunaStar666 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@CraigLumpyLemke well I was friends online and in real life with them for 7-8 years. Still worth losing a close minded and short sighted person in my life, than to submit to their conformist ways and feelings.

    • @caneneroviola
      @caneneroviola 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Chill out

  • @jeffblosil749
    @jeffblosil749 ปีที่แล้ว +2276

    When satire becomes reality.

    • @DianaJG8
      @DianaJG8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      🎯 💯

    • @NPC-HonoraryRooftopKorean
      @NPC-HonoraryRooftopKorean ปีที่แล้ว +50

      One can only hope aliens will put us out of our misery.

    • @Aboredtaxan
      @Aboredtaxan ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Please do

    • @JSp4wN
      @JSp4wN ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "When satire becomes reality" For the thousandth time over the past couple of months.

    • @C0PE_
      @C0PE_ ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JSp4wNpoint is?

  • @uptown_rider8078
    @uptown_rider8078 ปีที่แล้ว +1786

    General Florg should become President. He’s got my vote

    • @fdhhdhdueve8222
      @fdhhdhdueve8222 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      me to

    • @robertmorris8997
      @robertmorris8997 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I thought it was Ford...

    • @kangarooninja2594
      @kangarooninja2594 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Honestly, he does have a kind of Trumpian quality about him.

    • @PersonWithFace
      @PersonWithFace ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Florg is the best schtick of all of their skits. Hahahahahahahaha!

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, I mean he IS curious. Already starting out well? :P

  • @josephallen9648
    @josephallen9648 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Alien: Doesn't "both genders" imply there are only two genders???
    Under secretary: "Wha..NOOO!!!!.....I..wha.......SHUT UP!"

  • @flamingaxelburn
    @flamingaxelburn 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Surprised it wasn't the opposite
    "Please blow up this planet, this is to painful to exist in."
    Alien: "lol, no. Suffer. Haha."

  • @ytcmbt2505
    @ytcmbt2505 ปีที่แล้ว +3375

    The scary thing is, this is *not* satire.
    This is how woke gender ideology *actually* operates.

    • @SkynetT-X
      @SkynetT-X ปีที่แล้ว +25

      🤔REAL

    • @retrogamingfrenzy2373
      @retrogamingfrenzy2373 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Only in America moment

    • @chloegomes3467
      @chloegomes3467 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@retrogamingfrenzy2373 i don't think it's only in America (USA), since in my country it also happens, most of the things that start at the north america, also goes to south america (so countries like Brazil have these kinds of things too lol), idk if I misinterpreted you sorry if i did

    • @minyaksayur
      @minyaksayur ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@chloegomes3467 you do know that some languages do not have gender pronouns?

    • @retrogamingfrenzy2373
      @retrogamingfrenzy2373 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chloegomes3467 I did a meme which says only in America

  • @Gutsyredcoat
    @Gutsyredcoat 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1092

    "But...why?" Kills the entire argument

    • @rockitrocket
      @rockitrocket 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      40 likes and no comment? Lemme fix that 😂

    • @matheuscaneta1194
      @matheuscaneta1194 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      It’s how they feel,Nooo, it’s how they are born

    • @Grokford
      @Grokford หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      The better question is why we have genders at all, but since we already have genders it shouldn’t be surprised that we can’t actually fit all people into a single category.

    • @simonrey4706
      @simonrey4706 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      @@Grokford well when god created a man and women, he didnt expect them to be ungreatful

    • @Grokford
      @Grokford หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@simonrey4706
      I'm not sure what you mean.

  • @dale4039
    @dale4039 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    "but why?" lmao that delivery I feel his pain lol

  • @Dr-Manhattan
    @Dr-Manhattan 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    I love how all the pictures are the same person 🤣

  • @j-Splash
    @j-Splash 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1324

    "This planet has no sign of intelligent life." Took the words right out of my mouth

    • @user-hz7xc1xw6u
      @user-hz7xc1xw6u 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Sure does look that way.. It is a good thing the sun will go supernova and burn up the earth.

    • @biggus333
      @biggus333 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      so you're not an intelligent life? a reтard like the rest of us eh?
      good to know you're a comrade

    • @obiioka4413
      @obiioka4413 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ...destroy...

    • @pyatka0
      @pyatka0 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The USA is only a smaller part of the planet

    • @LexcylYT
      @LexcylYT หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@obiioka4413 NO PLEASE DON'T DESTROY US, WE DON'T DESERVE THIS, WE- *wheezes * 😰😭

  • @vibhavsingh8874
    @vibhavsingh8874 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2180

    "Doesn't saying identifies as both Genders, implies that there are two Genders."-Greatest logic ever made. LOVE IT!!!😍🤩

    • @playlists1168
      @playlists1168 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      'Both' can be used for more than two, but theres only 2 genders

    • @donoimdono2702
      @donoimdono2702 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

      Very much like the fact that there is no such thing as non-binary. Because even if it was, that is literally a choice between 2 states of being, which is a binary equation.

    • @baJeeken
      @baJeeken 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      that is what i say to ppl when they say that there are more than 2 genders

    • @flanksy-gv4mz
      @flanksy-gv4mz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      "W-j-..t-shut up.."

    • @bruhchannel1216
      @bruhchannel1216 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is why we have (or should have) 3 genders. So there is no confusion. Because the more you add. The easier it is for it to get A. convoluted B. Descreptions both implying something that others are wrong

  • @timcronin5107
    @timcronin5107 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    “There is non-binary which implies that that person is both genders.”
    “Well would imply that there is only two genders.”
    Logic!

  • @tokusaturider2559
    @tokusaturider2559 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1462

    If aliens actually came down to make contact and went on the internet for 3 seconds, they would destroy us immediately 😂

    • @K.O-ANIMATIONS
      @K.O-ANIMATIONS 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Agreed

    • @shhwinner6663
      @shhwinner6663 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      When ai can access the Internet they will try to destroy humanity as well!

    • @Cyber-Lee_0007
      @Cyber-Lee_0007 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I’m sure they have been communicating and watching us. Art Bell received a call from a former Area 51 employee implying that aliens will destroy every major city of Earth 🌎 to colonize 👽

    • @Raffterman2003
      @Raffterman2003 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Probably to keep our insanity from tainting the rest of the universe lol.

    • @m12designs
      @m12designs 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Ultron will agree

  • @dabaconsleepstonight
    @dabaconsleepstonight 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1072

    aliens: "take us to your leader"
    us citizens: "no you'd laugh at us"

    • @enriquea.fonolla4495
      @enriquea.fonolla4495 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      human: I identify myself as the leader
      alien:ok? But WHO is your leader?
      human: I am.
      alien: But why did you say you "identify" as the leader. You were appointed the leader by someone else, right?
      human: No. Thats what I feel like today
      alien: ?

    • @garrettmortensen2222
      @garrettmortensen2222 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Slow clap starts now...😂😂😂

    • @user-fc3pg8vg9c
      @user-fc3pg8vg9c 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Brav0

    • @user-hz7xc1xw6u
      @user-hz7xc1xw6u 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You got to be kidding me!

    • @patriot2989
      @patriot2989 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If Trump was still in charge they’d laugh at us. Biden is better than

  • @jakethegardenrake8418
    @jakethegardenrake8418 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The only thing satire about this is how they don't instantly scream at him.. or her, can't assume

  • @Meatcook123
    @Meatcook123 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    3:21 yeah that sums it up pretty well

  • @Wallmart5
    @Wallmart5 ปีที่แล้ว +5326

    "On this planet, there are people who are men, there are people who are women and people who are mentally ill"
    He literally just explained our entire society in a single sentence...

    • @Red_Gentlemen890
      @Red_Gentlemen890 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Fr

    • @Eyez20
      @Eyez20 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      It's such a simple fact 😂

    • @niarlatotepbasset
      @niarlatotepbasset ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@theInsaneDoctor , actually, there are people that believe in God and people that believe in ''science'' and whatever government tells them.

    • @chargedx5768
      @chargedx5768 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Western society*

    • @keithrogers2745
      @keithrogers2745 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Brilliant and true

  • @Senraikai
    @Senraikai ปีที่แล้ว +1750

    “I understand. On this planet, there are people who are men, and people who are women, and people who are mentally ill”
    Wow. it only took he/him a couple minutes to figure that out. They truly are an actual intelligent species.

    • @JohnSmith-yl8sg
      @JohnSmith-yl8sg ปีที่แล้ว +25

      😆

    • @altergreenhorn
      @altergreenhorn ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Not on the planet on so called advanced westrn civilisation

    • @GaganSingh-nx2yv
      @GaganSingh-nx2yv ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@ThomasJaa.India has trans community for thousand of years.

    • @ysbrandd
      @ysbrandd ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@ThomasJaa. europe also has some weirdo's

    • @Aztecatl7
      @Aztecatl7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@GaganSingh-nx2yvok then, keep it simple. Men, women, trans.

  • @mucro849
    @mucro849 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I hope humanity becomes sane before it is visited by extraterrestrials.

  • @Leo-do1ri
    @Leo-do1ri หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    After destroying the Earth, the alien was charged with a hate crime... and then canceled

  • @garenvalentine3274
    @garenvalentine3274 ปีที่แล้ว +7174

    What I love the most about this is how respectful the alien is until the end where he realizes how insane these people are

    • @roychui6694
      @roychui6694 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I can't wrap my head around this gender garbage. I am beginning to wander if I am alien myself. 😂

    • @gabrielsfilms2086
      @gabrielsfilms2086 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      he wasn't though? like he was bragging a bunch

    • @mirosymo3331
      @mirosymo3331 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +215

      ​@@gabrielsfilms2086i would too if i could breathe underwater and wipe the surface of the earth with a death laser i guess

    • @matthewbosco5753
      @matthewbosco5753 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      why do you think theyre insane?

    • @c.eanimationworld6742
      @c.eanimationworld6742 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

      @@matthewbosco5753 what?
      How can anyone say they are more than 2 genders male and female,
      It's not like there's a 3rd gender with a different private part, it's only 2

  • @veganconservative1109
    @veganconservative1109 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    Dang. I was expecting the alien to tell his peers to "Forget it. They are already well into the process of self destruction. Might as well save our energy cells. Those things cost a fortune to power up."

    • @robertmorris8997
      @robertmorris8997 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And AND, it would be entertaining to watch.

    • @bencooperneshariym2116
      @bencooperneshariym2116 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right. I don't believe in aliens but if they existed, their only option would be to wait out our self destruction to nab our planet or just terminate us with robots, which, ironically, or maybe not, is what the globalist Satanists want to do.

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Destroying the Earth would be an Galactic environmental plus at this point? :P

    • @arthurhamilton5222
      @arthurhamilton5222 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@sigmacademyall they have to do is redirect several huge asteroids onto the Southern and Northern poles. The impact will cause the Earth to pole shift, destroy the ice caps and cause the tectonic plates to moved around Earth's core. This will cause another Great Flood or Noah's Flood and wipe out all surface life on Earth. The Gods will only save enough to repopulate the Earth over 6,000 years, again.

    • @gideonmele1556
      @gideonmele1556 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *pulls out space popcorn

  • @stefy7234
    @stefy7234 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The humans are amazingly funny, but the Alien has to be the best part of it.
    Whoever interpreted him did a fantastic job.

  • @jinglebells-bv2lw
    @jinglebells-bv2lw 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    humans trying to understand aliens genders when 20 of them mix and break apart to form 25

  • @nickschumacher4309
    @nickschumacher4309 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3144

    If this is how we represented ourselves to aliens, then yeah, we definitely deserve the destruction.

    • @c.d.9035
      @c.d.9035 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +129

      I was assigned "human" at birth, but I'm actually an alien.

    • @nickschumacher4309
      @nickschumacher4309 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      @@c.d.9035 same, but I'm actually a devil. At least that's what some of my religious family members tell me lol

    • @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman
      @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      @@nickschumacher4309 damn, go to an anime world and become the demon lord, be the chad

    • @nickschumacher4309
      @nickschumacher4309 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman lol, Isekai truck, god's accidental lightning, or otherworld summoners, where y'all at!? Take me to a different world!

    • @matthewbosco5753
      @matthewbosco5753 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      why do you care?

  • @Lone_Star_Proud
    @Lone_Star_Proud ปีที่แล้ว +396

    "This planet has no sign of intelligent life." How true.

    • @different_From_Yesterday
      @different_From_Yesterday ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it was before. but now the one live was a life that has no common sense🤣🤣🤣

    • @kaze7781
      @kaze7781 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean Orcas and Dolphins are smart! Maybe we get a pass because we live on the same planet xD

    • @different_From_Yesterday
      @different_From_Yesterday ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kaze7781 but we made them balance a ball with the tail😂😂😂

    • @eduardocampos7932
      @eduardocampos7932 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only America

    • @Infiniti25
      @Infiniti25 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kaze7781smart is different to intelligent…
      Your comment still stands though, maybe they can try again with the virus that only affects humans so those mammals can be spared

  • @pakistanzindabad-mohibhaider
    @pakistanzindabad-mohibhaider 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Aliens are proving to be more human than us humans...

    • @nunosantos00
      @nunosantos00 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Alien-How many genders you have here?
      Human-There are lots of them
      Alien-Like what?
      Human-....
      Alien-What is a woman?
      Human-...
      Alien-are you mentally ill?
      Human-you are homophobic
      Alien-what?
      Human-definetely homophobic
      Alien-i will find another planet to invade

  • @paganartisanwitch
    @paganartisanwitch 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Why would the aliens spare us. After watching Doctor Who they would want to nuke the planet. Not only would they be bored to tears at the rubbish we gave to deal with, but they would not bat an eyelid destroying this hole in the universe

  • @hellyeah_ellajane
    @hellyeah_ellajane ปีที่แล้ว +888

    What an honor to watch this live with 1000 other males or females.

    • @terryboyer1342
      @terryboyer1342 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Um, women, females and girls got cancelled last week by Johns Hopkins U. They're now classed as and called "non men". As an example a lesbian used to be defined as women who are sexually attracted to other women. Now in the name of wokeness and progress it is now defined as non men sexually attracted to other non men. With this new definition men who think they're women but are attracted to each other can now call themselves lesbians. Obviously the new definition is a vast improvement. Isn't the left great?

    • @rolandliana
      @rolandliana ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Did you just assume... their genders? 😮

    • @rachdarastrix5251
      @rachdarastrix5251 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@terryboyer1342
      My apologies. Please forgive my bigotry in not respecting women females and girls right to not exist.

    • @terryboyer1342
      @terryboyer1342 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rachdarastrix5251 👍

    • @Aberrantly
      @Aberrantly ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@terryboyer1342 Why yes, absolutely...
      *Pulls the trigger.*

  • @joe1205
    @joe1205 ปีที่แล้ว +3033

    I like how all the people they used to showcase different genders were basically the same person 😂

    • @mojewjewjew4420
      @mojewjewjew4420 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      maybe its a play on how almost all look alike,which is very true.

    • @KingTainmentTV
      @KingTainmentTV ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@M154msounds like demons in exorcism movies "we are many"

    • @blaiserzeszut6347
      @blaiserzeszut6347 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      OMG it's so fun to stereotype people who we can't accept!!!❤ Making them all look the same reduces their humanity and devalues their individual experiences in a way that I just love :)

    • @davidelvion1331
      @davidelvion1331 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Basically Just In Biebertron

    • @MattDoesNothing
      @MattDoesNothing 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@mojewjewjew4420it shows that everyone could be whatever they want like how we change our clothes, I think that’s the meaning

  • @BerishaFatian
    @BerishaFatian 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "Doesn't saying identifies as both genders imply that there are only two genders"? This was a golden point!

  • @Buglerman
    @Buglerman หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The alien said "fuck this" in the most violent way.💀

  • @chiragjain4137
    @chiragjain4137 ปีที่แล้ว +3764

    The fact that the woman talks non stop without listening to the alien is on point. All the actors nailed it in this one!

    • @Tomasz_Piekarski
      @Tomasz_Piekarski ปีที่แล้ว

      That only proves she's a woman. :-D One of two genders that exists, of course on top of all these fake ones.

    • @Qwerka
      @Qwerka ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ThrowawayTrasho it is not, dummy.

    • @celestialsatheist1535
      @celestialsatheist1535 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This video was made by demons !. Because at the end of this rather nice video it showed it's true colours. A spherical earth!. As everybody knows the holy bible says that the earth is flat unambiguously
      (job:38:13-14)
      13 that it might take hold of the ends of the earth,
      and shake the wicked out of it?
      14 It is changed as clay under the seal,
      and presented as a garment.
      And these verses are saying that the earth is like a piece of clay under a seal and the earth apparently had ends! Need a better description of a flat earth?
      Yes we are proud of taking knowledge about human physiology from a book that says the earth is flat

    • @-SimonRiley
      @-SimonRiley ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@celestialsatheist1535 I am grateful for people like you who are the reason that Aliens haven't yet invaded us as it wouldn't be worth wasting time and ammo on enslaving a dumb civilization

    • @tonythong5352
      @tonythong5352 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@celestialsatheist1535 yeah! If it's not flat, how the heck can the giant, Jorge God Da-geeman throw our Earth like a frisbee? His cool giant alien dog god friend, Chimichanga 2 always catch it! That's how we get the solar eclipse ya'll! It's not like a dog can catch balls, man, a round Earth, what a joke! Oh wait, THEY CAN!? WE WERE SO WRONG!!!
      Oh no, how can the Bible be wrong, Mr Atheist... huh? hold up, you are an atheist?

  • @kristopherlauro4327
    @kristopherlauro4327 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    Actually, to be fair, this is the exact reason space aliens just fly right past Earth.

    • @cherylmockotr
      @cherylmockotr ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Good point! All these videos of supposed alien spacecrafts making physics-defying moves are really just glimpses of them doing U turns to get out of here as fast as they can. Our mentally ill Earthmates are keeping us safe from alien invasion!

    • @kaizokujimbei143
      @kaizokujimbei143 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      On their star charts, right where Earth is located it says, "AVOID AT ALL COSTS!"

    • @Just1American1966
      @Just1American1966 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ..and reach over to lock their doors as they do.

    • @Good_Horsey
      @Good_Horsey ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm willing to bet there are actual space traffic cones around the solar system, if not our whole quadrant.

    • @saffegis
      @saffegis ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And drop off the worse beings lol😂

  • @user-cs4yb2de3r
    @user-cs4yb2de3r 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I identify as he/him, which is exactly how I should identify as a male.

  • @kami761
    @kami761 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Meanwhile fungi with over 30 000 genders

  • @stevemiffling7586
    @stevemiffling7586 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    The longer I live on this planet, the more I'm convinced that aliens are using it as an asylum.

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ... or a prison satellite. BOTH can be true, after all. :P

    • @arthurhamilton5222
      @arthurhamilton5222 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yep. And the asylum inmates are humans.

    • @wilhelmbuzzkyll
      @wilhelmbuzzkyll ปีที่แล้ว

      @arthurhamilton5222 the aliens are humans

    • @VENUSLeaheal4
      @VENUSLeaheal4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sigmacademy satellites have been sitting on top of weather balloons since the 1950s.

    • @CastleKnight7
      @CastleKnight7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It was being used as a prison planet for immortal spiritual beings that were outcasts for whatever reasons, but the wardens have fled.

  • @anthonycarbone3826
    @anthonycarbone3826 ปีที่แล้ว +4349

    You nailed it on this video. This needs to be showed nationally and at the UN.

    • @zimtak6418
      @zimtak6418 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      What's crazy is it does, it really does.

    • @the_Kurgan
      @the_Kurgan ปีที่แล้ว

      Eff the UN, they have no redeeming qualities

    • @tomaszszupryczynski5453
      @tomaszszupryczynski5453 ปีที่แล้ว

      UN is main source of evil today, UN is for world like EUrokolchoz for europe

    • @kidwichita
      @kidwichita ปีที่แล้ว

      Marxists don't care.

    • @CaptainBill22
      @CaptainBill22 ปีที่แล้ว

      The UN would label it as hate speech.

  • @MrTI_NsG_Shafeeq
    @MrTI_NsG_Shafeeq 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Man ngl, When I first heard about these shid when I was a kid, My mind was like "Do they have the ability to swim underwater without breathing?"

  • @aeolus5849
    @aeolus5849 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The correct way to address all genders so nobody gets offended..."attention all fairy tale things."

    • @eoinoconnor5783
      @eoinoconnor5783 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And then the alien destroys the swamp.

  • @the.forlorn
    @the.forlorn ปีที่แล้ว +654

    "...And people who are mentally ill." Nailed it. 😂

    • @LyricsAndFortnite
      @LyricsAndFortnite ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jesus made them special, that's for sure.

    • @jayytee8062
      @jayytee8062 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@LyricsAndFortnite
      No. They chose to go against their God given natural selves and instead embrace evil perversity.

    • @HijinxGalore
      @HijinxGalore ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that a family guy rendering as your profile picture? I wonder Jesus would feel about that show. 💩

    • @curryis828
      @curryis828 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@LyricsAndFortniteyou mean Satan made them special🤫

    • @jadjason6053
      @jadjason6053 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LyricsAndFortniteDon’t bring religion into this. This gender bs is stupid, regardless of religion.

  • @GregSereda
    @GregSereda ปีที่แล้ว +530

    Doesn't saying, "I identify as both genders imply that there are only two genders?" 😆 Even the aliens get it.

    • @user-fz1zm9xs5x
      @user-fz1zm9xs5x ปีที่แล้ว

      I like the detail that there are so many made-up gender identities that they began to lose track of which is which.

    • @powerhouse884
      @powerhouse884 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LMAOOO GOT EM 😂

    • @Firechild704
      @Firechild704 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes. Everything else is just a psychiatric issue.

    • @navelriver
      @navelriver ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Shut up!" lol!

    • @ARandomInternetUser08
      @ARandomInternetUser08 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em*
      - The Alien

  • @gnomekingreal
    @gnomekingreal หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    3:18 i mean, he's not wrong.

  • @EmoBoiLink
    @EmoBoiLink 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Who else doesn’t blame the alien?

  • @bryanchalker
    @bryanchalker ปีที่แล้ว +853

    Ok…the alien needs his own TH-cam channel. Always hilarious.

    • @JuraganBatik
      @JuraganBatik ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What's the Aliens gender again? 😅

    • @beyondobscure
      @beyondobscure ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@JuraganBatik Space.

    • @robertzeurunkl8401
      @robertzeurunkl8401 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Agreed! Give us more of the Alien.

    • @Alieh86
      @Alieh86 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The next Babylon Bee series.

    • @seang-6262
      @seang-6262 ปีที่แล้ว

      It?

  • @topomusicale5580
    @topomusicale5580 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    "And those are just the ones my nephew has identified as in the last month." This from the same woman who said we are born with the gender.

    • @JohnJ469
      @JohnJ469 ปีที่แล้ว

      The gender lunatics actually do believe both of those things, that gender is a biological trait *and* a choice.

    • @Kiefsti
      @Kiefsti ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My nephew is only 2 and I fear for his future here in Canada, worse they live in Toronto. My stepbrother is already melting his wee little brain.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      When nature creates life, all it cares about is propagating said life, which is why we have reproduction
      How life feels is irrelevant to the grand scheme of things
      We're designed simply to survive

  • @cheporestrepo
    @cheporestrepo 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Yeah, we deserve that ending

  • @shamshaidermehmood3569
    @shamshaidermehmood3569 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "This planet has no sign of Intelligent life" should only be exclusively restricted to America

  • @ameesevrie8819
    @ameesevrie8819 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    Props to the lady - I can’t imagine how long it took for her to memorize those lines n say it with such a straight face. Now that’s skill. This is so tragically funny but also sad, the state our society has gotten to.

    • @johntabler349
      @johntabler349 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Good actress

    • @EdFaulknerJr
      @EdFaulknerJr ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Don’t assume her face identified as straight! It’s JUNE for goodness sakes!!

    • @madwhitehare3635
      @madwhitehare3635 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EdFaulknerJr😁

    • @Just1American1966
      @Just1American1966 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Which one was the lady again? I got confused.

    • @istolethispfpsorry485
      @istolethispfpsorry485 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@Just1American1966The one who said 'black woman'. I think. I'm not really sure what a woman is.

  • @BikeSummary
    @BikeSummary 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1105

    Police: Describe what they looked like.
    Witness: Uh...
    Police: Male or female?
    Witness: I don't want to make that assumption.
    Police: What was their skin color?
    Witness: I don't want to be racist and I don't know what they believe they are.
    Police: Height?
    Witness: Whatever they believe.
    Police: Thanks for wasting our time.

    • @vectinator7605
      @vectinator7605 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

      (Criminal was wearing cat ears.)
      Police: Were they Human?
      Witness: I don’t know what they identify as.

    • @alexanderxyz6146
      @alexanderxyz6146 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      lol, good one, there might be a little problem

    • @BringDHouseDown
      @BringDHouseDown 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I would end the joke with an actual height measurement though: 5' 2"
      the only piece of factual data, but completely useless because it is missing everything else
      besides I don't think height has been targeted yet, that one would be harder to "imagine"

    • @ItsChevnotJeff
      @ItsChevnotJeff 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@BringDHouseDown There are drugs and surgeries to alter one's height, I'm surprised it hasn't been hijacked yet

    • @Xaos404
      @Xaos404 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ​@@BringDHouseDown there's over 8 billion people on the planet, so there is bound to be someone who is like 5'5 and believes they are 6 foot or something similar.

  • @plumeria8357
    @plumeria8357 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My favorite Babylon Bee video!

  • @pauljanssen7594
    @pauljanssen7594 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Oh and I'll add this too, the alien said I will not have to destroy you you guys are going to destroy yourselves goodbye. I'm getting out of here as fast as I can.

  • @stephenshelton4267
    @stephenshelton4267 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    That's not how I expected it to end. I thought the alien would determine that humanity has already been destroyed.

    • @UchihaKuriso
      @UchihaKuriso ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same. I thought they'd be like, eh why waste the bullets, they'll do it to themselves.

    • @bhh8005
      @bhh8005 ปีที่แล้ว

      It had to end that way, its a mix of The Twilight Zone a small talent for War and The Office.
      th-cam.com/video/fbT1fCHOjfI/w-d-xo.html

    • @juneyshu6197
      @juneyshu6197 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good one!

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      We're like weeds 😂

  • @TransoceanicOutreach
    @TransoceanicOutreach ปีที่แล้ว +1545

    Whoever's playing the alien (if it's not a real alien) is brilliant. We need more, maybe a series where he explores Earth. Starting with California.

    • @thejarretlemaster
      @thejarretlemaster ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Why thank you!

    • @confusedzentradi
      @confusedzentradi ปีที่แล้ว +89

      He should start in San Francisco where he gets mugged and his flying saucer gets broken into. He can then visit Oakland and get UFO-jacked by some 13 year old kids.

    • @PickledPixiePie
      @PickledPixiePie ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Agreed~ I second this notion.

    • @HikariNakaputa
      @HikariNakaputa ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It should be start with Ohio.

    • @wjgraham63
      @wjgraham63 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you started with california , there would be no discussion and just blow up the planet.

  • @avacornthelastponybender8583
    @avacornthelastponybender8583 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Dang, that alien looks more real than the aliens in most movies

  • @fadhilyudistira8819
    @fadhilyudistira8819 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    rewatching this video, I'm actually surprised the aliens didn't choose the option of enslaving humanity.

  • @calvinsmyth
    @calvinsmyth ปีที่แล้ว +277

    Gen. Florg needs to be a reoccurring character. There is so much to explain to him about our world. He may very well spare humanity and keep us around just for his amusment. The stories he could tell back on his home planet. What a hoot.

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Except, according to his lore, he has destroyed Earth now. Unless the destruction of Earth happened in a future event (aka "Sorry General, Humanity was ALWAYS doomed")? :P

    • @alexdarby5185
      @alexdarby5185 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Florg 2024

    • @geobloxmodels1186
      @geobloxmodels1186 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No one would believe him. Plot idea. He goes back to his planet to report on his findings and is demoted and institutionalized in a penal colony on his planet.

    • @dougearnest7590
      @dougearnest7590 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sigmacademy -- Parallel universes perhaps - and leftists destroy every one of them.

    • @AmandaFessler
      @AmandaFessler ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sigmacademy He's destroyed it in previous videos. Seems to be a punchline at this point.

  • @1russianspy
    @1russianspy ปีที่แล้ว +289

    20 Years ago this would have been a true science fiction story. Now it's a true story that sounds like science fiction.

    • @johnrobertd748
      @johnrobertd748 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Twenty years ago this would have been a comedy.

    • @robertlouis9387
      @robertlouis9387 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because the brainwashing of the people has started by the politicians( presidents) and people are following them blindfolded like a waking dead, hmm 🤔 what do we do with our minds now? Are we thinking for ourselves or we let the politicians think for us?

    • @robertlouis9387
      @robertlouis9387 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Pardus777 bullcrap

    • @brazil3207
      @brazil3207 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@Pardus777hitler was different too
      did the 1940's americans accept him??

    • @robertlouis9387
      @robertlouis9387 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@brazil3207 Well said

  • @dansketch4603
    @dansketch4603 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The woman: it's my job to be a black woman
    I agree with the alien. She did a good job to be a black woman.

  • @tuckergDaPizza
    @tuckergDaPizza หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I love how all the pictures on the phones are the same person but with different clothes in each picture.

    • @user-ub8gx8fr2r
      @user-ub8gx8fr2r หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just like all the names, colors and flags of the different genders which
      are all the same,
      and no one knows how to differentiate between them or why they exist.

    • @user-ub8gx8fr2r
      @user-ub8gx8fr2r หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just like all the names, colors and flags of the different genders which
      are all the same, and no one knows how to differentiate between them or why they exist.

  • @CuriousDisquiet
    @CuriousDisquiet ปีที่แล้ว +810

    "A lot of times, they don't realize how they were born until someone tells them".
    Nailed it

    • @HasekoCh
      @HasekoCh ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Admitted to mind control

    • @clarkthompson8094
      @clarkthompson8094 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gender is a social construct linked to biology. Gender norms are not innate, we have to teach those. But there are biological differences. Lets not overcomplicate this.

    • @bes12000
      @bes12000 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@clarkthompson8094 you just did, lol ... less complicated version, there are two genders male and female and you gotta be a total moron if you don't know by looking at your own body what gender you are.

    • @yuujin2490
      @yuujin2490 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      ​​@@clarkthompson8094says the guy who's pushing gender idealogies. Dude, no. You guys made it complicated, accept that fact and swallow it whole.

    • @capitalistamalvadao4278
      @capitalistamalvadao4278 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@clarkthompson8094 There are no signs of society without a gender not being associated with biological sex. You people are just mentally ill.

  • @StillAliveAndKicking_
    @StillAliveAndKicking_ ปีที่แล้ว +97

    When satire is more believable than reality.

  • @exdestroyer9818
    @exdestroyer9818 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I identify as invisible, I used to be visible but now I am Trans-Parent

  • @aydengaming553
    @aydengaming553 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    All of the other "genders" looking like the exact same person is so accurate. Everyone exept the normal people get that cut i swear

  • @Algoritmik
    @Algoritmik ปีที่แล้ว +1219

    Whoever wrote the script should get a gold medal!

  • @ThomasNoname
    @ThomasNoname ปีที่แล้ว +339

    I'm not even American, and I love this type of humor. You've really outdone the Oinion with this skit.

    • @yarnmisery
      @yarnmisery ปีที่แล้ว +4

      oh, are you danish? get well soon!

    • @tomgvaughan
      @tomgvaughan ปีที่แล้ว

      i’d also like to speak icelandic, my grandfather was icelandic

    • @TrianglePants
      @TrianglePants ปีที่แล้ว

      The Onion is infected, anyway.
      Best to let it die and fade into obscurity.

    • @mgm57901
      @mgm57901 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please not British.

    • @ThomasNoname
      @ThomasNoname ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yarnmisery I wish I wasn't, I don't like my country.

  • @bevfitzsimmonds3382
    @bevfitzsimmonds3382 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yep, good. Well done and thankyou so much. Subscribing and sharing.🎯🏆

  • @reachtrev69
    @reachtrev69 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Missed opportunity to have the alien start out very nice and wants peace talks, to only decide to destroy the planet after talking to these people.

  • @jacob79001
    @jacob79001 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    The actor playing the alien is really impressive.

    • @thejarretlemaster
      @thejarretlemaster ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Why thank you!

    • @jacob79001
      @jacob79001 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thejarretlemaster Pleasure!

    • @pamharris7596
      @pamharris7596 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@thejarretlemasterYou're like the Phil Hartman, Will Ferrell or Michael McDonald of Babylon Bee to me, always clutch 😉

    • @richardliebes4874
      @richardliebes4874 ปีที่แล้ว

      Big fan of Jarret LeMaster! Love his characters for the Babylon BEY-ARR!

  • @MatthewChilds7
    @MatthewChilds7 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    LOL - you captured the lunacy of their contradicting ideology perfectly. "A boy who likes pink must be a girl but we also hate the social constructs of gender stereotypes 😡"

    • @JayGarrickFlash
      @JayGarrickFlash ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Literally walking contradictions XD

    • @Icemario87
      @Icemario87 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fools. Hypocrites. Incapable of uttering truth. Of their father; who was a murderer from the beginning.

    • @paulamccarthy9511
      @paulamccarthy9511 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Which is funny because, in the Victorian era, pink was for boys and blue was for girls.

    • @ullscarf
      @ullscarf ปีที่แล้ว

      @@paulamccarthy9511 So that explains why there are now so many transgender people. The Victorians got it right and all we need to do is change it back and nobody will be confused any more.

    • @faszomebbeaszarba
      @faszomebbeaszarba ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i remember being very young, around maybe 7, and i put on my mom's heels for fun, idk, and walked around the house laughing. progressive parents these days would totally make a kid like that trans. and that poor kid would totally be into it, he'd love all the support and attention of his parents, all the positive reinforcement for wearing girl's clothes and growing out his hair. and oh boy would it blow up mommy's tiktok🔥

  • @DioSfak
    @DioSfak หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "But, why?" lol, so accurate because it is quite literally completely pointless.

  • @toluwalaseemmanuel9796
    @toluwalaseemmanuel9796 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Call a spade, a spade
    The world of humans is mad
    Big bang theory...

  • @yui_mikai
    @yui_mikai ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I'm laughing on the outside, but I'm crying on the inside.

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So you're just an emotional mess, is what you are saying? :P

    • @MR-nl8xr
      @MR-nl8xr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This comment!

    • @shyamsunderbudithi6691
      @shyamsunderbudithi6691 ปีที่แล้ว

      True that’s where mankind is heading, there will be no other way except destruction at unimaginable levels… so sad

  • @drakecassidy2942
    @drakecassidy2942 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    3:22 - There are people who are mentally ill. The alien figured it out very quickly.

  • @Neogentronyx
    @Neogentronyx 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "Let's take off, nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure"

  • @apaguptarna
    @apaguptarna 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This is fantastic.

  • @TheSpaceHobo
    @TheSpaceHobo ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "Is my job to be a black woman" got me so bad lol

    • @Thunder_Dome45
      @Thunder_Dome45 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That is apparently how the white house press secretary got her job. I also heard she's gay too, so I'm sure that helped.

  • @morganariano2577
    @morganariano2577 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    Sadly this is probably with extraterrestrial beings looking at us. We are the dumbest species in the entire galaxy right now to them.😂

    • @USA_UNITED1776
      @USA_UNITED1776 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We are definitely the smartest in OUR galaxy. There are definitely no aliens in the milky way.

    • @dvelilla
      @dvelilla ปีที่แล้ว

      Its not a 'galaxy'! Its a 'gay-laxy', you racist homophobe!!!🤣

    • @Ricardo-cl3vs
      @Ricardo-cl3vs ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@USA_UNITED1776
      How do you know?!
      If there are species out there who are intelligent and smarter than we are, they sure would avoid us at all costs.

    • @Joreel
      @Joreel ปีที่แล้ว

      The only dumb one among our species are the ones who can't figure out their male or female, that the rest is just a manifestation of mental illness and excessive social media exposure.

    • @WideMouth
      @WideMouth ปีที่แล้ว

      @@USA_UNITED1776Nah, there are no aliens in any galaxy. It doesn’t matter how big the universe is - biological life can’t form from natural causes.

  • @RacingSnails64
    @RacingSnails64 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "We've been probing humans for years and we've only discovered two."
    "Your species is evolving THAT rapidly."
    "But...why?"

  • @Womb_to_Tomb_Apologetics
    @Womb_to_Tomb_Apologetics 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    My boi lookin' like a blue Scooby snack gummy! 💀

  • @eoinoconnor5783
    @eoinoconnor5783 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +296

    “And there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere”
    - Buzz Lightyear

    • @Ioxna
      @Ioxna 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Definitely not in this comment section.

    • @colinmackinnon696
      @colinmackinnon696 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      HELLO

    • @eoinoconnor5783
      @eoinoconnor5783 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@colinmackinnon696 OH MY GOD!

  • @LechDharma
    @LechDharma ปีที่แล้ว +2522

    PURE GOLD! and the ridiculousness of this "gender identity" ideology is exposed by them merely stating examples.

    • @robertmccabe8632
      @robertmccabe8632 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is mentality abusive propoganda.
      Spawned from the pit of hell.
      Promoted by people who abandon the law of the Yah and so embrace satan and his macinations.

    • @jonnybrav0
      @jonnybrav0 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's your land only your race caused this murica baby murica

    • @lunelie7724
      @lunelie7724 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What the science say?

    • @BIOSHOCKFOXX
      @BIOSHOCKFOXX ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@lunelie7724 There is no science behind them.

    • @christerjakobsen8107
      @christerjakobsen8107 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@SilverDeerCoding Social pseudo-science you mean.

  • @vojkanjovanovic7940
    @vojkanjovanovic7940 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    It's quite good that western civilasation isn't the whole world, actually.

  • @cachinnation448
    @cachinnation448 ปีที่แล้ว +1851

    I can't believe BabylonBee managed to acquire an actual alien to show how mad we all are. Genius.