Love you guys. However Mario is actually an extremely woke movie. Mario is a bumbling idiot and a totally unnecessary character to the plot. The movie really revolves around princess peach. She's an invincible girl boss with super powers that don't make any sense. Mario could have died off screen before the movie started and it would have shortened the run time by maybe 30 minutes.
@@bunnyban5365 Just look at Star Wars. If they actually cared about the franchise, Kathleen Kennedy would be unemployed and un employABLE in Hollywood.
Quite a scary thought actually. Disney are about to run out of their own classics to turn into sh***y live action woke remakes and since they bought out Pixar in 2006 how long until we’re seeing sh***y woke remakes of Finding Nemo, Cars, Monsters Inc and Wall-E?
Cultural Marxism. "From those with the greatest (social and cultural) ability to those with the greatest (social and cultural) need." Because in a free society, the majority of the best status, position, careers, celebrity, locations, popularity and standard of living accumulates with the top performing minority. Cultural Marxists call for a redistribution. In practice, this means your accomplishments will be appropriated and redistributed for others to take the credit for. Your future potential and opportunities will be robbed from you and redistributed to those less capable and without merit. Because, all things being equal, if it was left to selection and outcomes based on merit, the ideologues would not achieve their ambitions of equity.
It's not a good fucking analogy, at all. What's up with you and extremists like you? Who the fuck is ok with killing babies after they're born, or even aborting late pregnancy? Late abortions are reserved for extreme and dire situations where the mother is at risk of death, etc, and its always a tortuous decision. Nobody fucking throws a child off a cliff after they're born.
This is so exactly how I envision these meetings going nowadays. AI written scripts couldn't be any worse than the last several years of Disney content.
The only thing that is unbelievable is that Hank would have been fired for “creative differences” and the two female writers would have MeTood him and called him abusive. 😂
@@thewatcher1947 Sometimes he is. But comedy by its nature will crack the politically correct vibes. So while he obviously has a more leftward bent than the Bee, even he's often poked fun at a lot of the craziness in the left. I mean, just an example, his video mocking paper straws.
@@jonathanfrancesco3305 Comedy has no nature... there is no "by nature" .. comedy can't think.. Comedy is just a tool of humor which is mostly used by leftists these days to brainwash normies
What they need are three wheels to spin for the hero- one for orientation, one for skin color (all except white) and one for what they identify as (two spirit penguin, etc). Then two for the villain, one with every slot that says white, and the other that it all says "cis gender man" or "cis gender woman". They pick a movie, spin the wheels, call it intersectional wheel of fortunes.
This idea is highly problematic. First, it implies cisgender women are just as evil as violent men, and sending that message will literally kill people in real life (you monster!). It is also incredibly reductive to erase the infinite spectrum of LGBTQWERTY+ identities so it can fit on your pre-conceived "wheel". And wheels are a tool of white supremacy anyway, used by the colonizers to oppress indigenous people. You should educate yourself through my course: "How To Be A Good Ally, Totally Not A Scam", for as little as $999 a day (cash only). 🤣
The protagonist can 100% be a white male if he's also impotent and whiny and protected by a badass no-faults woman. But only if the comic relief is trans. But only if the jokes don't elicit any positive emotions and instead, just point things out.
In 2007 Disney and Pixar released a movie in which the Villain owns a company that he didn't help create, and all he does is rehash the existing recipe's from his predecessor. Its like they were telling their own future.
The sad thing is the Babylon Bee satire is likely the real thing at Disney. The thing about doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome is the definition of insanity. So Disney is insane by definition.
I think they actually want to replace proper culture that has meaningful lessons with toxic lessons. and by doing the remakes, if someone looks for the stories, they will find the new ones. brainwashing children and in a way rewriting history by the replacement. also if you watched the original stories then rewatch the new ones, the story will change accordingly into your mind, making you less inclined to be attracted to the morality of the original. its kinda hard to find my words here, but hope you get it. If you loved a story that had a powerful moral message and you rewatch the story and the moral message is dilluted, your mind will be dilluted as well in the process.
They need more of these brainstorming videos. I truly believe this is what happens with the one seasonable guy that gets it but the rest of the group completely ignores all of his or her contributions.
I wonder how many viewers are too young to have recognized the "original" movie? I am so old, that I was in high school when it came to our small town. My buddy and I helped the theater promote the movie by putting a placard on my dog(who kind of looked like Ol' Yeller), and paraded him around town.
You have highlighted the reason I will never take my grandkids to *any* Disney theme park or movie. I don't want my grandkids to be poisoned by the absurd "woke" agenda of Disney. I want them to grow up to be well adjusted people, not twisted, bitter or broken adults.
You are going to to avoid a lot more than just Disney then. The entire media, the education system, populat culture, corporate culture, all on the same agenda.
@Iron Division Not exactly. I think that a lot of companies initially did it to stave off the "summer of love" rampage. If more scenarios like Bud Light occur, then maybe those companies will get the message that we can only tolerate so much. Just now boycotting a company for something they did years ago is kind of like punishing a dog for barking the night before. They're simply not going to know why they're being hit.
@@HandleDisliker You're ruling out that we might have been CONTINUOUSLY boycotting those fuckwits ever since they did their attempt at latter-day hitler youth indoctrination, rather than just joining in NOW ! For example, here in Australia, Gillette products have been in the bargain bins ever since their appalling attack on masculinity several years ago.
This was GREAT! Last year I re-watched several of the Disney classics- Pinocchio, Snow White, Cinderella, Bambi and Lady and the Tramp. These films are perfect in every way. Even 50+ years later, the original Little Mermaid and Beauty and the Beast were on par with those classics. I cannot put into words why they were all so good, but when compared to modern Disney and this need to cater to "modern audiences", there is frankly NO comparison. And I am here to say that "representation" does not matter the way the masses suggest it does. As a little gay kid growing up in the 80s, I never saw "someone like me" represented in a Disney film, or most films for that matter. But that didn't mean I couldn't identify with characters, themes or struggles. It didn't mean that I didn't enjoy re-enacting certain Disney films with my best friend (who was a girl of course!) Despite the lack of "representation", I never felt like I was being shunned or frozen out. But today, the vast majority of leftists will literally boycott movies or other forms of entertainment if they don't see their specific demographic represented in a specific way. That is just insane to me. As an adult, I have since seen tons of movies/TV shows with a variety of LGBT themes/characters and so on. And I really don't identify with any of that, either! I used to get so annoyed in my 20s when people constantly assumed I watched/enjoyed Will and Grace. I never liked the show because I never identified with the characters, and always hated how stereotypical it was. I get that it was a huge success and had some merit- but that didn't mean it was meaningful for me just because I was supposedly "represented". I feel the same way about other LGBT themed films/TV. I find most of then to be pandering and presumptuous. I also hated having to explain to certain friends why I didn't want to watch RuPaul's Drag Race. The little I have seen of that show is like nails on a chalk board to me. And people think there is something wrong with me, or that I have some kind of inner hatred of myself because I am not entertained by it. And this is why modern films are suffering the way they are. It's all about catering to a specific demographic in a specific way and shunning everything else. It's never about universal themes/story, imagination or thoughtfulness.
I worked for a very big Airlines and we can say that what you think is not a prejudice. More true than not. My friend ,1 of the gay ones, said he did not like that stuff because he liked men. So men acting really feminine was not attractive to him. He said most women do not act that way. An exagarated feminine energy was a turn off for him. And some tried to hook up with me. I get by the appeal when with a real guy. The communicatuon and libido are more in sync...but i am just straight. I do not have like what you like to like you. And vice versa. I do notpush my straight lufe neither should all those letters push theirs. And they are OVER represented now everywhere nothing fair about it. Are black people not just like 13% of your country? And gays even less? So at most not accounting for elders, babies and all those that are not actoren...should it at most be 1 in 7 amd not half or more? Agenda...
People really care about who sleeps with who and it's mostly straight people who are activists. I'm straight and couldn't care less. There's more important things in life. Negative people breed negatively. Good on you 👏
2:43 - “why don’t we just focus on making a really good movie, without all the sanctimonious preaching?” That. Right there. Ditto video game, TV show, etc.
@@sleepy_kokoI was actually quite interested in it due to the aesthetic of it but after watching it was kind of disappointingly okay. Such a great aesthetic wasted on an almost okay nothing movie
It crossed my mind a while back that all the influences kids have to "rebel against their parents" seem to usually come from ppl who are at least as old or older than their own parents. It might not be obvious (because those ppl can hire young actors etc) but the ideas etc. all come from some old dudes and dudettes. Could be a basis for a sketch of some sort too.
BB needs to have a weekly show with like 10 different skits from things like this that are currently going on. I know they exaggerate some things but usually a few months later whatever skit they do ends up actually happening. So they are just warning us for what's coming! 😂
I think this is my favorite clip so far from y'all. So frighteningly sad and hysterical at the same time, because you know their meetings have gone something akin to this, without the satire.
I'm guessing 90% of the story pitches are - Queen Latiffa as Santa, Herbie the Pedo bug, Dragon's Gayer, Tron3 - Non Binary Edition with Elliot Page , Advventures in Babysitting with Jeffrey Jones, Sploosh with Woody Allen, Honey, I Splunked the Kids - Kevin Spacey, Cinderella played by Caitlyn Jenner, Oh God, You Devil - Bill Cosby, Jen Ortega as Hercules, Ann Frank - played by a plucky Lizzo.
They have so screwed up The Mandalorian. He spends two seasons getting baby Yoda to Luke, then baby Yoda just comes back to him. What the hell was the point? Oh wait, you can’t sell baby Yoda stuffed animals if baby Yoda isn’t In Season 3.
I love this! I was wondering when you would make a Disney one. Spot on Babylon bee! This is actually how they are! They’re not sure how they connect with the audience so they do woke stuff, and it flops. And then when it does they are still not sure how. The audience wants just a normal movie that doesn’t have any weird gay and political message. Very true! Love your videos as always! Keep the good work up, and keep spreading the truth!
Ryan George does manage to avoid the political noise in his stuff. Must be the Canadian in him. Still Hollywood is a target rich environment without politics.
They need to remake Bambi. Already pretty progressive and anti-mankind. Fits the zeitgeist...they could really hit hard that the hunters are all white, cis, and male. And there will be one intersectional human who gets it and instead begins to defend the animals.
Flower is non-binary, of course. Feline defeats the aggressive buck herself with a power kick. Bambi admires her as a strong independent woman, but is conflicted because of his growing feelings for Thumper. And the Prince of the Forest was killed in the forest fire with all the other toxically masculine cis-males.
Yes! and the one human who gets it is shot by a hunter. Then another hunter, "You killed him!" The first hunter, "You gotta help or else I tell them that YOU did it! It was an accident, RIGHT?"
The Hunter could be a trans man...Bambi could be intentionally trying to get shot, like continuously jumping in front of a hunter or out in traffic, all because he met a hound with a lil canine wheelchair and bambi feels that he is trans-abled. So much potential there
How about Disney do a cartoon version of the UK Coronation where Charles gives his promise to honour the people of his country and to not be a hypocritical sanctimonious corrupt puppet of the World Economic Forum? They could call it 'The Lying King'.
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What movie should Disney make next?
It’s got to be jungle book can’t use a white dude as the main character got to be a from the diversity group swinging through the jungle
Love you guys. However Mario is actually an extremely woke movie. Mario is a bumbling idiot and a totally unnecessary character to the plot. The movie really revolves around princess peach. She's an invincible girl boss with super powers that don't make any sense. Mario could have died off screen before the movie started and it would have shortened the run time by maybe 30 minutes.
@@davidjones532 But if you use a non-white man that might be stereotyping.
Disney will probably remake Brokebutt Mountain, but for kids 🤠
live action The Emoji Movie
The scary part is that this is actually what is happening in Disney.
Not just disney 🤣 it’s everywhere and yes disney is the worst right now but it’s all part of the plan
@@bunnyban5365 Just look at Star Wars. If they actually cared about the franchise, Kathleen Kennedy would be unemployed and un employABLE in Hollywood.
Those you are not allowed to criticize, ask Kanye
im sure the real meetings are worst
It’s more nefarious than clueless in real life tho.
“Two Dads, but I thought it was an all female remake”. 😂😂😂 brilliant
They only identify as males when it's necessary.
Come on now, Get with the Program!
Their Trans so they Identify as "Dad's" but are really "Mom's" ✌️🥰
"shut up Hank!"
Did you just assume the Dad’s gender?
So two male lions that IDENTIFY as female. Mic drop.I'm ready to be a Disney writer.
This is not a comedy skit. This is actually how the people at Disney come up with ideas for movies.
Exactly, to be fair I think this video is an underexaggeratation of what's actually happening at Disney.
😂😂😂 I 💯% believe that
Literally yes!!!
The greatest satire is based on reality.
I wouldn't be surprised.
There are plenty of pre-woke movies, games, TV shows, etc., to keep us entertained until this new dark age passes.
Makes me want to see original nintendo remade!! I'd buy one!!
Exactly my strategy mate. I've been rewatching stuff I watched yeaaaars ago, works out real well tbh 🤷🤣
@@CanisoGaming There is so much stuff that you can watch things you've never seen before and not run out.
You made me laugh because not 1 hour ago I bought the new mega man game and some old movies like secondhand lion.
I watched the 1989 Little Mermaid and it's still a good of movie as I remember from my childhood and the OG Lion King is a classic for a reason. 😀
Getting this pitch meeting skit together must have been super easy, barely an inconvenience
Wow Wow Wow Wow.
Making Pitch Meeting references is TIGHT!
Yeah Yeah! YEAH!
Because they decided.
I am going to need you to get all way off my back....about something...
I loved how everyone totally rejects the one sane, reasonable guy in the whole room. Its super realistic
Sane? Did you not here his original idea at the end!?
I met a married couple of screen writers in LA. They both got laid off from a TV show for being too normal and wanting to just make it funny.
I’m surprised he wasn’t thrown out the window
He would be canned
Homie, noice profile picture.
Real missed opportunity not calling him Lightning McDragqueen
Quite a scary thought actually. Disney are about to run out of their own classics to turn into sh***y live action woke remakes and since they bought out Pixar in 2006 how long until we’re seeing sh***y woke remakes of Finding Nemo, Cars, Monsters Inc and Wall-E?
Finding PeePeeNo
😂😂😂😂😂
Don't give Disney ideas XD
hahahahahahhaa good one!
They don't have any new ideas, they just take classic stories and make them woke. If a new idea came to Disney, it would die of loneliness.
Their two brain cells are fighting for third place.
Cultural Marxism. "From those with the greatest (social and cultural) ability to those with the greatest (social and cultural) need."
Because in a free society, the majority of the best status, position, careers, celebrity, locations, popularity and standard of living accumulates with the top performing minority. Cultural Marxists call for a redistribution.
In practice, this means your accomplishments will be appropriated and redistributed for others to take the credit for. Your future potential and opportunities will be robbed from you and redistributed to those less capable and without merit.
Because, all things being equal, if it was left to selection and outcomes based on merit, the ideologues would not achieve their ambitions of equity.
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They watched too many Evil Disney Character Monologues, FR!
Like SNL dead walking!
Writer: This wokeness failed in the box office. I'm not sure we should do this.
Executive: You know what I do when I'm not sure? I double down.
I bet the executive does double down, on his Trany girl/boyfriend 😂
Is this a cuphead show reference?
@@massimoraicu1032 Yup!🙂
BAHAHA. we love the amazingly placed cup head references.
That "throw Simba off the rock... Pro choice.. Scar is the good guy" was spot on. I think that analogy will help open some 👀 eyes.
Didn’t catch exactly how they said it until you wrote this comment lol
Well, I mean scar is the only one who tolerates Hyenas.
It's not a good fucking analogy, at all. What's up with you and extremists like you? Who the fuck is ok with killing babies after they're born, or even aborting late pregnancy? Late abortions are reserved for extreme and dire situations where the mother is at risk of death, etc, and its always a tortuous decision. Nobody fucking throws a child off a cliff after they're born.
Considering Simba is about to be aborted, yeah that makes Scar looks like a saint.
how do we get it pssed?
...Subverting expectations 😄
This is so exactly how I envision these meetings going nowadays. AI written scripts couldn't be any worse than the last several years of Disney content.
You want to bet on that? Guess what will be fed into the algorithym generator as reference material?
@@clogs4956 don't have to guess at all.
@@brokencountry283 and the people that would be asking for the criteria of the script would be woke
exactly the same but the guy man-splaining gets fired mid meeting
USA USA USA
The only thing that is unbelievable is that Hank would have been fired for “creative differences” and the two female writers would have MeTood him and called him abusive. 😂
And claimed sexual harrassment for 3 seconds of eye contact
Ha, your comment was so funny.. Very clever, and true.
Metood 😂😂😂😂😂
The male gaze is sexual harassment and I don't have to take it
"What if...we leave the writing of children's movies to people who have cats, but don't have children and hate being in their presence?"
"Brilliant!"
"But they also cannot understand cats, and think they're dead inside hollow emotionless creatures just like them"
*Lion King remake*
Vegan cats.
@@hassathunter2464 What if the cats are transcats?
Hey I got a new idea. Let’s ruin the Star Wars franchise. Oh wait, Kathleen Kennedy already did that for us. Next agenda😂
Don't insult cats like that😂
I know people say this about every skit, but this NEEDS to be a series!
estoy de acuerdo
I mean... uh
agreed👍😅
It IS a series. It's called Pitch Meetings by Ryan George.
@@tediousmaximus1067He is politically correct
@@thewatcher1947 Sometimes he is. But comedy by its nature will crack the politically correct vibes. So while he obviously has a more leftward bent than the Bee, even he's often poked fun at a lot of the craziness in the left. I mean, just an example, his video mocking paper straws.
@@jonathanfrancesco3305 Comedy has no nature... there is no "by nature" .. comedy can't think.. Comedy is just a tool of humor which is mostly used by leftists these days to brainwash normies
It's scary how accurate your parodies are.
Not a parody anymore 😂 this is reality
When it comes to disney the comedy writes itself.
And it's scary that there might be some writers in Disney that have genuine good ideas but are ultimately shoved to the side by the executives.
It was a parody? I thought it was real footage from Disney's writer's room....
I can't imagine how horrible attending those meetings in real life would be.
I imagine they run up a bill for the liquor store near them
@@mrcliff3709 I don't drink, so I wouldn't have that outlet for surviving the meetings.
@@mrcliff3709 Purely Bud Light
Hank goes home and plays Doom, with all the enemies re-skinned as his 'co-workers'
They probably smack you across the face with a Micky Mouse dildo if you try to go against their "secret gay" agenda. 😵💫
I don't think its legal for them to have hidden cameras in the Disney writer room. As a person who grew up in LA, I have zero doubt this happens.
It was a joke --_--
@@Lola-qw1ih so was mine
IKR 😂
@@Lola-qw1ih bro played himself 🤡
“ No original ideas.” You guys nailed it!
What they need are three wheels to spin for the hero- one for orientation, one for skin color (all except white) and one for what they identify as (two spirit penguin, etc). Then two for the villain, one with every slot that says white, and the other that it all says "cis gender man" or "cis gender woman". They pick a movie, spin the wheels, call it intersectional wheel of fortunes.
This idea is highly problematic. First, it implies cisgender women are just as evil as violent men, and sending that message will literally kill people in real life (you monster!). It is also incredibly reductive to erase the infinite spectrum of LGBTQWERTY+ identities so it can fit on your pre-conceived "wheel". And wheels are a tool of white supremacy anyway, used by the colonizers to oppress indigenous people.
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The protagonist can 100% be a white male if he's also impotent and whiny and protected by a badass no-faults woman. But only if the comic relief is trans. But only if the jokes don't elicit any positive emotions and instead, just point things out.
And remove ALL red heads.
OMG I could not get through reading your comment without laughing my A$$ off. Priceless!!
I enjoyed this actual behind-the-scenes documentary.
This is great! You covered everything. We don’t watch Disney anymore.
In 2007 Disney and Pixar released a movie in which the Villain owns a company that he didn't help create, and all he does is rehash the existing recipe's from his predecessor. Its like they were telling their own future.
The name of said movie was “Ratatouille”.
I love the part, "Yes! Now we're cooking with zero carbon alternatives”, so as not to offend. Well done!
I grew up with my father using the term, "Now we're cooking with gas", so I got a huge laugh out of that line.
Yeah that one made me LOL
2:50 I was expecting to hear "You're fired!!"
The sad thing is the Babylon Bee satire is likely the real thing at Disney. The thing about doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome is the definition of insanity. So Disney is insane by definition.
We should put that in the urban dictionary. Disney is the definition of insanity. 😂
Disney doesn't use original ideas for a reason. They don't want to kill them. They just want to do that to the stories we already know and love.
Encanto and turning red were original and good
@@MC-ep8cu It was a joke.
@@MC-ep8cugood?...I disagree with you there!
@@normansawatzky4778 then you have bad taste. Incredible movies
I think they actually want to replace proper culture that has meaningful lessons with toxic lessons. and by doing the remakes, if someone looks for the stories, they will find the new ones. brainwashing children and in a way rewriting history by the replacement. also if you watched the original stories then rewatch the new ones, the story will change accordingly into your mind, making you less inclined to be attracted to the morality of the original. its kinda hard to find my words here, but hope you get it. If you loved a story that had a powerful moral message and you rewatch the story and the moral message is dilluted, your mind will be dilluted as well in the process.
“Boy, you won’t hear that in a new movie or show in 2023”
-me every time I watch anything more than 10 years old
Honestly you guys are better than James O’Keefe at getting hidden cameras into places.
The FBI has been real silent after the Babylon Bee started doing that
WITHOUT getting hidden cameras in place. Awesome!
They need more of these brainstorming videos. I truly believe this is what happens with the one seasonable guy that gets it but the rest of the group completely ignores all of his or her contributions.
We feel your pain Hank.
todos nosotros sentimos tu dolor 😓👍
Damm you Disney!
you ruined everything
I love how that "original idea" was a 100% original and not dipping into any other established fandom 😂
Sonic conveniently shooting Knuckles was hilarious.
Old Yeller, right?
Tails X Rouge is totally a fan shipping of specific tastes
Lol why is EVERY story a coming of age story XD
I wonder how many viewers are too young to have recognized the "original" movie? I am so old, that I was in high school when it came to our small town. My buddy and I helped the theater promote the movie by putting a placard on my dog(who kind of looked like Ol' Yeller), and paraded him around town.
Hank's attempt to be the voice of reason AND the movie poster at the end.
You have highlighted the reason I will never take my grandkids to *any* Disney theme park or movie. I don't want my grandkids to be poisoned by the absurd "woke" agenda of Disney. I want them to grow up to be well adjusted people, not twisted, bitter or broken adults.
You could take them to Super Nintendo World
You are going to to avoid a lot more than just Disney then. The entire media, the education system, populat culture, corporate culture, all on the same agenda.
@Iron Division Not exactly. I think that a lot of companies initially did it to stave off the "summer of love" rampage. If more scenarios like Bud Light occur, then maybe those companies will get the message that we can only tolerate so much. Just now boycotting a company for something they did years ago is kind of like punishing a dog for barking the night before. They're simply not going to know why they're being hit.
@@justforever96 Yep - GAME ON !!! Decent people broadcasting themselves on TH-cam has replaced all other forms of entertainment for me !
@@HandleDisliker You're ruling out that we might have been CONTINUOUSLY boycotting those fuckwits ever since they did their attempt at latter-day hitler youth indoctrination, rather than just joining in NOW ! For example, here in Australia, Gillette products have been in the bargain bins ever since their appalling attack on masculinity several years ago.
UHM bee, you guys are missing the part where Pinocchio goes to class and learns CRT!!
Wait, this is a satire? I thought it was just a recording of a real Disney writers meeting.
This was GREAT! Last year I re-watched several of the Disney classics- Pinocchio, Snow White, Cinderella, Bambi and Lady and the Tramp. These films are perfect in every way. Even 50+ years later, the original Little Mermaid and Beauty and the Beast were on par with those classics. I cannot put into words why they were all so good, but when compared to modern Disney and this need to cater to "modern audiences", there is frankly NO comparison. And I am here to say that "representation" does not matter the way the masses suggest it does. As a little gay kid growing up in the 80s, I never saw "someone like me" represented in a Disney film, or most films for that matter. But that didn't mean I couldn't identify with characters, themes or struggles. It didn't mean that I didn't enjoy re-enacting certain Disney films with my best friend (who was a girl of course!) Despite the lack of "representation", I never felt like I was being shunned or frozen out. But today, the vast majority of leftists will literally boycott movies or other forms of entertainment if they don't see their specific demographic represented in a specific way. That is just insane to me. As an adult, I have since seen tons of movies/TV shows with a variety of LGBT themes/characters and so on. And I really don't identify with any of that, either! I used to get so annoyed in my 20s when people constantly assumed I watched/enjoyed Will and Grace. I never liked the show because I never identified with the characters, and always hated how stereotypical it was. I get that it was a huge success and had some merit- but that didn't mean it was meaningful for me just because I was supposedly "represented". I feel the same way about other LGBT themed films/TV. I find most of then to be pandering and presumptuous. I also hated having to explain to certain friends why I didn't want to watch RuPaul's Drag Race. The little I have seen of that show is like nails on a chalk board to me. And people think there is something wrong with me, or that I have some kind of inner hatred of myself because I am not entertained by it. And this is why modern films are suffering the way they are. It's all about catering to a specific demographic in a specific way and shunning everything else. It's never about universal themes/story, imagination or thoughtfulness.
Exactly! I've felt the exact same way.
If you think the original movies were great, that’s because silence is violence.😂🤣 -says every woketard alive
They are catering to an Imagined demographic, not to real people.
I worked for a very big Airlines and we can say that what you think is not a prejudice. More true than not.
My friend ,1 of the gay ones, said he did not like that stuff because he liked men. So men acting really feminine was not attractive to him. He said most women do not act that way. An exagarated feminine energy was a turn off for him.
And some tried to hook up with me. I get by the appeal when with a real guy. The communicatuon and libido are more in sync...but i am just straight.
I do not have like what you like to like you.
And vice versa. I do notpush my straight lufe neither should all those letters push theirs.
And they are OVER represented now everywhere nothing fair about it. Are black people not just like 13% of your country? And gays even less? So at most not accounting for elders, babies and all those that are not actoren...should it at most be 1 in 7 amd not half or more? Agenda...
People really care about who sleeps with who and it's mostly straight people who are activists. I'm straight and couldn't care less. There's more important things in life. Negative people breed negatively. Good on you 👏
The worst thing: This skit is actually true.
(maybe, most likely, almost certain, pretty much guaranteed) 😉
And so it was foretold on the Babylon Bee in 2023
2:43 - “why don’t we just focus on making a really good movie, without all the sanctimonious preaching?” That. Right there. Ditto video game, TV show, etc.
You need to release this sketch as an animation.
Then remake it as a live action.
@@MacEriu A re-re-re make can have them all as black and trans.
I’d watch that.
I saw strange world in the $5 discount bin at Walmart-a testament to how badly they miss judged by making that movie.
Why would you willingly subject yourself to that
@@sleepy_koko i didn’t watch it it was lying there in the bin and I laughed to myself-but I also grieved that this stuff would even be made.
@@sleepy_kokoI was actually quite interested in it due to the aesthetic of it but after watching it was kind of disappointingly okay. Such a great aesthetic wasted on an almost okay nothing movie
@@Puggers22 yeah that seems like most of what Disney is making
Frozen 2 looked beautiful but if you asked me to remember a single scene I couldn't
What I want to know is; how did the Babylon Bee sneak their way into a Disney Writer's Room?! Their journalistic skills are beyond compare!
We all laugh at this satirical comedy but in reality I believe this is what the room actually does.
It crossed my mind a while back that all the influences kids have to "rebel against their parents" seem to usually come from ppl who are at least as old or older than their own parents. It might not be obvious (because those ppl can hire young actors etc) but the ideas etc. all come from some old dudes and dudettes. Could be a basis for a sketch of some sort too.
Yeah, old radical leftwing rich Jewish people.
2:16 "Hakuna frittata"... I laughed so hard I blew snot all over my monitor!
LOL
I feel like Cinderello was a missed opportunity.
The “pride” rock got me. 😂
"If pride is double, double is the fall"
dooku
Y'all I work in animation at Warner Bros and this had me rolling. For real this is how these types of meetings go.
"Wheelchairs are in wheelchairs," and "And all the lions can eat bugs." Love it!
Disney: And the bugs are white and straight
BB needs to have a weekly show with like 10 different skits from things like this that are currently going on. I know they exaggerate some things but usually a few months later whatever skit they do ends up actually happening. So they are just warning us for what's coming! 😂
BB has interviewed Elon Musk. Twitter is running Tucker Carlson as a regular show. Maybe Elon could get BB a spot.
Throw in Elemental & Wish from last year and this skit is still relevant
I think this is my favorite clip so far from y'all. So frighteningly sad and hysterical at the same time, because you know their meetings have gone something akin to this, without the satire.
You've got the coolest personal graphic I've ever seen - love it!
Another prophetic/realistic take on modern culture by the amazing team at TBB. Keep up the good work and God bless all of you!
I'm guessing 90% of the story pitches are - Queen Latiffa as Santa, Herbie the Pedo bug, Dragon's Gayer, Tron3 - Non Binary Edition with Elliot Page , Advventures in Babysitting with Jeffrey Jones, Sploosh with Woody Allen, Honey, I Splunked the Kids - Kevin Spacey, Cinderella played by Caitlyn Jenner, Oh God, You Devil - Bill Cosby, Jen Ortega as Hercules, Ann Frank - played by a plucky Lizzo.
Missed a perfect opportunity to title the Lizzo re-re-remake "The Lion Woman King" 😂
😂
Or “The Lion Queen/Drag Queen”
I watched a leaked Marvel executive meeting and this is actually very close to how they come up with ideas.
Hank asking the real questions about Lighten McQueen
My only question is how they managed to sneak a camera into the Disney meeting because this seems way too realistic to be a sketch. 😂
Meetings at Disney probably really go this way.
GINA CARANO DID NOTHING WRONG
They have so screwed up The Mandalorian. He spends two seasons getting baby Yoda to Luke, then baby Yoda just comes back to him. What the hell was the point?
Oh wait, you can’t sell baby Yoda stuffed animals if baby Yoda isn’t In Season 3.
@@franciscodanconia4324 So, uh, who wants to tell him
@@thiswillagenicely9702 ??
I love this! I was wondering when you would make a Disney one. Spot on Babylon bee! This is actually how they are! They’re not sure how they connect with the audience so they do woke stuff, and it flops. And then when it does they are still not sure how. The audience wants just a normal movie that doesn’t have any weird gay and political message. Very true! Love your videos as always! Keep the good work up, and keep spreading the truth!
2:44: Facts. I've been saying this for years.
I genuinely want Disney to do this. It would be the most amazing feat of corporate seppuku in human history.
They *are* doing this.
Complain to them that they aren't doing enough for X community and give them bad ideas.
BB is a Godsend
I imagine lightning McQueen would be a DRAG racer...
I thought that one up aaaalll by myself. 🤣
Can we all take a moment to appreciate the fact that they managed to fit all that crazy shit into 1 movie cover.
and a pretty legitimate looking one too at that! You gotta pause but they even have a giraffe in a wheelchair 🤣
i know
I can see this totally happening at Disney.
The only difference is the actual meeting has some blue or purple hair and ugly piercings in it.
Who can blame you?
Or maybe the scene is worse and more toxic than it really is
@@Mouse_Metal ha👍
No way this didnt happen.
"Pardon my Knotts Berry Farm Language". That's why I love you, Babylon Bee.
Wouldn’t a trans Cinderella be called Cinderfella?
2:59
You can almost reading his mind here. He's saying two words in his head.
"I quit."
I believe this is actually happening in Disney/Marvel.
I love the way this turned out
We need a Ryan George cameo in these videos. It would be 'barely an inconvenience".
Ryan George cameos are tight!
Wow wow wow wow wow.
A documentary about Disney...this is probably how their meetings are for real 😅
Disney needs to do a live action remake of "Song of the South"
🤣
With Gina Carano
@@frzstat Witj Morgan feeeman
Kevin Hart as Br'er Rabbit
With george floyd ghost appearance 😂
Disney knows how to make movies nobody wants to see. 🤡🤣
The last disney movie that people actually wanted to see for the year was Guardians of the Galaxy 3, and it's only May 😂😂
The sad part is, this is actually true.
What’s sad is that I am not sure this is really satire and not actually what happens at Disney
This had better feature Ryan George as a guest star.
My disappointment is extremely mild and my day is still fine.
Thanks, BB
Having Ryan George as a guest star would be TIGHT!
Producer guy: So you have a new Disney movie for me?
Writer guy: No, sir, I don't.
Producer guy: Makes sense to me.
Ryan George does manage to avoid the political noise in his stuff. Must be the Canadian in him. Still Hollywood is a target rich environment without politics.
It would barely be an inconvenience!
Disney is shooting themselves in the foot, and wondering why it hurts.
disney right now: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!
No joke. I fully expect to see this coming to theaters in 2028, if Disney doesn't collapse before then.
I just ordered my Babylon Bee tshirt. Its my swimsuit cover up.
I feel like this is actually what happens
The bald guy is brilliant as a Brit, terrific as a Texan, and heinous as a hair-having human.
@lesterstone…ooh, I do adore a dollop of alliterative alacrity….🙂
Oh I love how he shakes his hair around! 😂
He was rocking the soldierboy look hard
They need to remake Bambi. Already pretty progressive and anti-mankind. Fits the zeitgeist...they could really hit hard that the hunters are all white, cis, and male. And there will be one intersectional human who gets it and instead begins to defend the animals.
Flower is non-binary, of course. Feline defeats the aggressive buck herself with a power kick. Bambi admires her as a strong independent woman, but is conflicted because of his growing feelings for Thumper. And the Prince of the Forest was killed in the forest fire with all the other toxically masculine cis-males.
A black trans Bambi.
Yes! and the one human who gets it is shot by a hunter. Then another hunter, "You killed him!" The first hunter, "You gotta help or else I tell them that YOU did it! It was an accident, RIGHT?"
The Hunter could be a trans man...Bambi could be intentionally trying to get shot, like continuously jumping in front of a hunter or out in traffic, all because he met a hound with a lil canine wheelchair and bambi feels that he is trans-abled. So much potential there
Also, Disney, STAY AWAY FROM SONIC THE HEDGEHOG AND MARIO! You don’t need any more franchises, you need to die with dignity.
Inserting things that don't belong in movies into movies is TIGHT!
sounds like it's going to be super hard for them to insert a pitch meeting reference in this video!
It's scary how accurate this is.
i'm part of the problem and proud! I hit the 'like'
How about Disney do a cartoon version of the UK Coronation where Charles gives his promise to honour the people of his country and to not be a hypocritical sanctimonious corrupt puppet of the World Economic Forum?
They could call it 'The Lying King'.
Ba dum tssh
I would hire Hank, he’s the only one that will make the company money.
Maybe Disneyland can give out free Bud light for the parents that have to wait in the very long lines 😉
how did they manage to get a camera in the actual writers room?!
I can definitely see Disney and others do that sort of thing!
If Disney keeps this up, it's not gonna be around much longer.
Again, the Bee has hit what is likely more accurate than folks realize. Good job!
hehe agreed
Ive got the best idea for a Disney movie. Take Duck Tales, turn all of them black. And that's it. Thats the movie. Gimme an Oscar
Or Tarzan. I dare them.
It could be called "Black Swan"
@@TheRedWaltz24Because the ducks identify as swans?
At the beginning of the movie, Donald cooks the triplet’s eggs as a pro choice message
Well, that is Oscar-worthy.
As usual always on point, thanks Babylon Bee for another hilarious video.
As always… you guys nailed it.
Great video guys keep it going