Honest Trailers - Fifty Shades of Grey (100th Episode!)
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Vocals by Jessica Jablonski
Voiceover Narration by Jon: / jon3pnt0
Title design by Robert Holtby
Series Created by Andy Signore / andysignore & Brett Weiner
Written by Spencer Gilbert, Dan Murrell, Erica Russell, & Andy Signore
Edited by Dan Murrell & Jason Inman
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"...a mysterious billionaire who runs a mysterious multinational corporation which is mysteriously able to function without him doing any actual work. He is emotionally repressed, rude, he is a stalker..." - is he Batman?
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Don't you EVER compare that bland, sociopathic discount Edward Cullen to Batman!
jbvader721 I do not mean to offend Batman fanboys, but they do have a lot in common
My god. Were those actual lines in the book? It must be worse than I ever imagined.
+Edward Nygma in the book, an anus is referred to as a "chocolate starfish."
it's worse than anyone could have ever imagined.
TheLastHylianTitan I fear for the state of this society within the next few decades.
Edward Nygma that's completely understandable. i myself have decided to lose all my extra weight, build up muscle, and take some martial arts classes to prepare for the oncoming apocalypse that society as a whole is slowly veering towards.
and when i'm not doing all of that, i'll be reading actual literature. or surfing the internet.
TheLastHylianTitan On the note of literature and the apocalypse, I am rather concerned with what may come of our greatest literary works in such an event. Hopefully there's someone who will account for that, like the guy who made a library(out of Alcatraz? It's been a while) at the end of "The Book of Eli", but I don't know how well someone could put something like that together in a time of violent gangs and anarchy. I fear that they may all end up as kindling.
Edward Nygma mmm, i get the feeling that official government libraries - like the Library of Congress - would either keep their books safe and secure as chaos ensues, or keep electronic copies of each book in flash drives or hard drives or something, also hidden away somewhere. granted, some of the information could be biased since it is a government library and all governments, for better or for worse, have an agenda of their own, but people who work with information tend to be really protective of information in general - even the less flattering parts.
too many libraries throughout history have been destroyed or burned down during wars. countless texts, a treasure trove of information, completely lost to the ages. there's got to be people out there dedicated to preventing something like that from happening again. so, have no fear.
The only reason 50 Shades of Grey was considered sexy was because the dude was a millionaire. If he lived in a backwoods trailer park, this would just be another episode of Criminal Minds.
Exactly...
This made my day! LOL
Maggie Chen
You're welcome.
lol, I saw that meme too.
A billionaire hahahahahah millionaire is not enough hahahahahah
“It’s a pluggg ... for you buuutt” ... I can’t even...
“Speaking of buttholes...”
Right? I laughed way too hard at that
She used to write it on her cell phone
Late night when she had no life.
+Otaku Queen1089 reading that twilight shit. Honestly what publisher with self respect agreed to print that
I have no idea
+Lewis Weir It was self-published originally. But then sold so many copies a publisher picked it up. But Shh... they don't talk about that anymore.
shane kaylor But why?
That line "Speaking of buttholes" kept cracking me up when we were recording. Takes a lot for me to break character too! :D
Thanks for doing those Foxtel ads down under, Jon. Now I don't have to solely rely on TH-cam for your soothing voice. Also, beeeewbs.
Congrats on the big 100 !
Jon Bailey
Great work as usual Mr. Bailey, keep up the good work. Any hints you can give us to what Screen Junkies plan for the next trailer.?
So good! Congrats on 100
Jon Bailey Mee too. Good job Mr. Bailey. How about Honest TV Trailer for Dexter?
Fifty Shades of Grey is the worst thing that happened to literature since the burning of the library of Alexandria.
TheThOdOr1s No, Twilight was. This is just a part of the movement.
meteoricthrone Noooo, twilight was bad but did those 'not starring' lines not show you the level of bad writing we are talking about here. This is on a whole different level to twilight.
I whole-heartedly agree. The existence of this makes me lose so much faith in humanity.
hallowedfool But Twilight was the inspiration for this abomination. It is responsible for this thing's birth.
TheThOdOr1s If there was ever a book that deserved a Nazi style book burning rally, Twilight and 50 Shades of Grey would be those books.
This movie was a total ripoff. I worked at Home Depot, there's only 42 shades of grey.
Yeah, she should've at LEAST done her research right
e-mails: ohhh
text messages: OHHHHH
contracts: *nosebleeds*
+Joan Elando +Brianna XD
Lol
Perverts.
Still a better love story then Twi-
No i honestly think we might have found the worst love story ever.
+Sofiana Riana This actually *IS* Twilight.
+Madam Butterfly Yes, this is Twilight for Moms
+Sofiana Riana
So can we officially make the switchover to the Meme saying "Still a better love story than 50 Shades?" Or is that not likely or something along those lines?
+Sofiana Riana Yup!
+Sofiana Riana This is a love story?
Watching this trailer is the most time I've spent doing anything related to Fifty Shades of Grey.
Green Raver You're a stupidface , but your music is alright
Green Raver ur music is so dumb
Green Raver I hate troll's like this
Green Raver ur music is so dumb
Green Raver Fart off dude , your music is terrible
After those six lashes she left and starved herself out of sadness for a week until he took her for dinner, she is Bella Swan.
Xnxx video
Idk. Let me hit epic voice guy with a crop six times. There will be blood.
No, she's worse.
😂😂😂😂
And her bum wasn't even slightly pink after these so were they really that bad? 😂
"Punish me. Show me how bad it can be, I want you to show me the worst"
Where's Ramsay Bolton when you need him eh?
+Stormwind Champion
let me just get the potato sack and bucket of water. now, you will give me the name of who ever provides plutonium to james bond villains.
+Stormwind Champion Lmao Ikr? Bitch ask Sansa Stark how bad it can get!
+Stormwind Champion HAHAHAHAH CANT STOP LAUGHING
+Stormwind Champion "punishing" Sansa maybe?
epic :D
Omg the song killed me!! "I wish somebody would tase me right now." Lmao
"oh oh just go and watch a porno" dead lmao
This story about as sexy as rabies right now.
More kinky than the actual movie
His voiceovers and the music together was fucking gold!
@@cjbrew34 My favorite lyric! 🤣💀
The only thing worse than Twilight:
A Twilight fanfiction.
a round of applause for this
😂
Honestly the fan fiction is written better than the movie
Just wait for the fanfic of the fanfic.
Actually, I remember reading a Twilight fan fiction in which the author basically rewrote all of Twilight. Bella was logical and smart, and Edward was not creepy.
''Who cares when he has aaaaabs and auuuuudis and a really nice apartment''
Ahhhhh really nice apartment*
Calling that an apartment is like calling a 300 foot yacht a boat.
Found you
Lot of people do
Women....
It disgusts me that slop like that can become so succesful.
Same
Sandra Karr To think there are much better fanfics out there more deserving to be a movie.
Sandra Karr yeh 50 is just mind filth :-/ like eww
Sandra Karr I didn't mind it much at first but then I heard that the book made best-seller, beating JK Rowlings, Dan Brown, and Suzzane Collin in the process. I went from anger to devastation. Rip future of of humanity.
I saw it to see what all of the fuss was about. I have seen worse films, but I still didn't think it was any good. Compared to all of the crappy "erotic thrillers" that came out on VHS in the 1990s, it's well-made: shot by an award-winning cinematographer, cut by an award-winning editor, it's professionally put together and technically well-made.
But it's also stupid, a film about a nasty, abusive individual who takes to destroying the life of a virginal girl. If it's supposed to be a character-study, an examination of modern sexuality, or a satire, it does not work at all as any of them. The dialogue is George Lucas-bad. What I know about BDSM (or sex, for that matter) would fill the head of a pin, but apparently it's been none too well-received in the community, and it's not hard to see why. The film has no interest in portraying it as part of an adult sexual relationship.
I kept hoping they'd get someone like Paul Verhoeven to direct it, with thay ferociously European sense of being totally unafraid of sexuality, but the whole movie feels sanitized. There's way more consumer porn than actual porn, the sex scenes are tame (I'm a notorious prude) and dull. The icky sexual politics and messages aside, a larger problem is that the movie is just boring.
You know, if he was either poor or ugly, this would be a VERY different story.
BJ Hardcastle it would be reality
Saben Coupland
No, it would be a Criminal Minds episode.
@Kat Michaelis HA!
It wouldn't be a story at all
@@katmichaelis5128 still could be one, tbh
6 slaps is the worst it gets? That's seriously the most vanilla thing I have ever heard
MissStoryTelling even vanilla would find this way vanilla
iamsherlocked345 sick burn
MissStoryTelling lol well it's true ☺️☺️
You went for the ironbull didn't you
James Kidd good guess, but no XD, was thinking of making a dwarf character to handle that
I was 15 when I saw my mum reading it, so naturally I asked her "Hey, what are you reading, what's it about?"
She gave me the synopsis, and I legit went "Wow this sounds like crap" and she said "That's because you're too young for it!"
I am 22 now, I have read the thing on a dare and suffice it to say, my 15 year old self's instincts were completely correct.
Ur mum is not alright
@@Prashanth.M-uq4zti can fix her uo
Same thing happened to me! I was 15 and the others in my youth group were 20-something....
She asks him to show her the worst. He shows her and then she gets pissed with him because he showed her the worst. Makes sense. Great movie.
And if THAT was his worst, he wasn't really into BDSM, because REAL BDSM is much more hardcore.
Gustavo Aguiar lmao no. if you read the she wanted him to show her how bad he wanted to beat her not the full bdsm thing
Jasmine Ade I'm not talking about the book, I'm talking about the movie. If that was the case, the movie should've made that clear. They didn't, so still stupid.
Gustavo Aguiar the movie *was* very stupid tbh. The book shouldn't have been turned into a movie because they left so many things out, blame the script writer not the author or the characters
Jasmine Ade Well the author didn't even create the characters, just changed the same Ames of the characters from Twilight.
It's our 100th #HonestTrailer ! To celebrate, we're strapping down 2015's kinkiest movie, #FiftyShadesOfGrey , in the Honest Trailers playroom. The safe word is "Mom porn."
Kinky...and weirdest
Honestly it wasn't that kinky. Sets women's expectations high on how rich men should be lol.
Love it guys can't wait for 101
Screen Junkies I thought no book/movie could be as bad as Twilight. I did not count on Twilight fan-fiction.
Testify
"A... billionaire who runs a... multinational corporation which is mysteriously able to function without him doing any actual work."
So he's any CEO.
modernorpheus Or, at least, Tony Stark.
Or batman.
+modernorpheus That was the only realistic thing that happens in this book.
+Madam Butterfly +1
BDSM Batman
What pisses me off the most is that I've read some AMAZING fanfiction, like great writing style AND plot. Stuff that's better than a great deal of novels I've read.
Yet something that's worse than what I can write while drunk off my ass and high as a kite at the same time is what got published, popular, and turned into a movie.
don’t be shy, tell me the names😁
@@adel6173 lol
THISSS it gives fanfiction a really bad name
True. There is some wonderful fanfiction that is much better than the original. And that farce is what gets published, etc?! You could pick most subjects and come up with better fanwork than that.
Exactly what I was thinking!!!
"I wish somebody would take me right now the story is as sexy as rabies right now" I lost it😂😂😂😂
tase
I was just laughing so hard in my bed to that one 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂.😂
I thought i woke up the neighbor haha
Too much, oh my gosh, breath....
+José Luis Enríquez me too
Same here!
So Chickenfingers you got a phone number? Because I have a non-disclosure agreement, that you might want your lawyers to look at, if you know what I mean, before I Go all milk toast on your hindquarters.
In a group project I'm doing for a class, one of the members of my group told us that his step-mother is a editor for a fairly big publishing company. One night a few years back he woke up at 1-2am to use the bathroom when he saw that the light to her study was still on. He went in, and she was sitting at her desk with two empty bottles of whiskey, cursing out loud. He later found out that she was editing 50 Shades of Grey after one of her friends recommended it to her.
Frisbee My sympathies go out to her
LoL my heart goes out to her--I WANTED to edit it, but I couldn't make it past the first page. :|
Frisbee please tell me
When I first read the summary, I wanted to change so bad but then I thought, "That would mean actually reading the book and I ain't about to do that!"
HAHAHA
If this guy wasn't super rich and attractive, women would be afraid of him.
afraid of him anyway lol id kick him in the nuts
well he is white
+Rainbowglimpse 😂
IF he weren't attractive and rich he'd be on a wanted poster
+Rainbowglimpse 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌
"Somebody taze me right now, this is as sexy as rabies right now"
I'm dying😂😂😂😂
Aaaaand I'm your 69th 👍 lol
Dude! I thought those were the real lyrics to the song 😆
@@youknowwhatdaysayinhoe5646 what is the name of the original song?
@@theoneitself Crazy in Love
Bee Yon Say
500th 👍
"Holy crap! He's wearing a white shirt."
ikr. white shirts are so rare, I'm surprised they still exist
I could actually relate to that, because it's not about the "white shirt" it's about how well the guy wore it and his charms. She's aroused by how good he looked in it.
Boy, reading this almost made me retch. You are the kind of people who actually enjoyed watching this porn and actually think it has a deeper meaning?
TheRed Viper
who said anything about that?
Chino Cocoa
But you don't look as good doing it
i would actually....listen to you reading the whole book in your voice.
One Does Not Simply so would i :D
One Does Not Simply Even though the book is absolute poison.
One Does Not Simply One Does Not Simply, prefer 50 Shades of Gray over A Song of Ice and Fire
FirstName LastName well i would prefer reading it myself...but..he would make a song of ice and fire sound amazing.
One Does Not Simply Screw this novel. I'd rather hear him narrate some childrens books (Clifford, Franklin, Pete the Cat, 5 little monkeys, Dr. Seuss books, etc...) That would be wildly entertaining. BTW don't judge me just 'cause I like picture books. It's not my fault I'm horribly educated. Well, actually it is...
Those lines were really in the book? Lol are you fucking serious? It felt awkward just listening to them.
AL3XOWNZ Having seen those, I feel sad at the amount of people who were able to not only read that bollocks, but really get behind it. I'm not even a big literature guy, I've read a handful of books in the last couple years, but seriously, come on.
"I wrote lots of it on my blackberry" says it all really
AL3XOWNZ Yes they really are -.- Read the book back when it was released to see what all the hype was about. Finished the first book (painfully) and could not bring myself to start the second.
Kieran EK I can understand if the book were well written but it's horribly written, so how did it become so popular? Welcome to 'Merica I guess
AL3XOWNZ I know right! And people actually love to read that shit?! What's wrong with humanity?!?!
AL3XOWNZ I was wondering if they are just making fun or if its really in it. How can something like that make it to a bestseller...
"I feel the colour in my cheeks rising again. It must be the colour of the Communist Manifesto"
WTF??? I died after I read that
Same. I just died.
I'm just now getting to this video. It killed me.
"Meet Bella Swan... Oh sorry, I mean.... You know what, screw it, meet Bella Swan..."
LOL!
+Timliu92 What's her real name, by the way?
+Potter TheAvenger Anastasia Steele or some other shit
Classy Fett Who the hell is called Anastasia Steele? So unrealistic.
" I feel the color rising in my cheeks. I must be the color of the communist manifesto."
WHAT A SEXY LINE.
Fifty shades of CRAP.
And now we're getting another one of these.
Normally I am against book burning but I'm going to make an exception in this case
Garbage from Queen Garbage of the Garbage Dynasty.
... those were actual lines from the book....?
...oh yeah.
And Bad news...those are not even the worse!
Altar360 I recall my favorite line "Fuck my mouth!"
Dangerfox 123 So was that because the dude was actually going to fuck her in the throat or was that like an expression she made?
Altar360 I think so i never really read the book.
Only the Honest Trailer voice would ever be able to make all those shitty lines sound sexy
Whenever I'm working on my book and feel like it'll never be popular, I just remember that Fifty Shades of Grey was not only made into a series, but movies as well, and I feel a little better about myself.
what is your book about? I feel the same way
Best of luck in your writing endeavours , mates !
50 SHADES OF GANDALF THE GREY!!!!!
Actually, your concept would make a far more interesting movie.
The Filmfanatic thank you. ill take your word for it because i haven't actually seen 50 shades of grey.
Ferdinand Barros Knowing that the actor that plays Gandald is gay, you might not to see that movie. It would be him with some other old wizard...... -vomits
Ferdinand Barros Gandalf knows how to work his Staff. ;)
deadtree598 ha ha. very clever.
I have a feeling that this movie hurts the bdsm environment more than it benefits it. The sex toy shops undoubtedly makes more money, but the bad relationship between the two people in the movie is not something that the bdsm should want to be associated with.
Snufkin224 Actually some people have pointed it out that it is not in fact BDSM.
acdc14terrace It's not, but the movie tries to portray it that way.
Snufkin224 Apparently the number of sex toys/ BDSM related injuries has spiked since the 50 shades of grey phenomenem xD
Snufkin224 To be quite honest, the guy is attracting the girl with his money, and she's putting up with all that crap because he's a billionaire. She's turned on by his money. So, the attraction to this guy is his money. Sure he's good looking, but if he was broke, I doubt that chick would put up with all that crap. It would be Fifty Shades of Broke.
Oh no, what will bdsm bussynes do (Fucking idiot get cancer)
Honestly the book was utter shit. The writing was mediocre at best. How it sold over 150 million copies is beyond me.
Did you actually buy a copy then? Or did you read a friend's? If either is true, people like you are one of the reasons it sold so many copies!
It was marketed as written porn. My boyfriend thought it was cool, so he bought me the complete trilogy. He apologized after I forced him to read the first chapter. Probably the worst book I have ever read.
Please, Harlequin Romance book are written better, also sexier than 50 shades. They are wrote by real writers.
Written :D
aergdr I honestly couldn't finish the book. My friend gave it to me. It was so ridiculously bad I couldn't finish it.
"Christian Edward Cullen Grey" 😂😂😂
This just goes to show how humanity is deteriorating by the day. Some random people write porn in text form with no sense of literature and suddenly it becomes one of the best-selling novels of all time. Was the author really in so much need of sexual intercourse that she had to go and write about it in such a blatantly shameful way?
Seeing her in the vid makes me feel.... icky I couldn't agree more with ur comment.
The people who bought the books are also to be blamed...
Shabduli Shinde That's why I said humanity was deteriorating. The one who wrote the book is bad enough, but the people who actually buy it are actually worse
Yami6692 Well, best selling novels used to be masterpieces. Now this best-selling novel is no different than porn...tell me how that is "not nearly as bad"?
Fifty shades broke records made by harry Potter... Freaking HARRY POTTER.... When a book breaks records made by Harry Potter I expect it to be nothing less of a master piece... But what I get is mummy porn...
I read a fanfiction that read "UDIUGWIUEWHIUGHEWU9IERWIWBFHI" for 100 chapters long and it is still a million times better than this shit!
Elizabeth Conway really! I rather read a sequence of letters than a FSOG story.
Elizabeth Conway You mean like save it into my bookmarks? no
Rios Wong OK.
Damien Green Even Lorem ipsum generated text is more entertaining than 50 shades of gay.
(I have to say I don't understant latin language, but still..)
Damien Green IKR?
Say (in a Russian accent): "What? You didn't see that coming?"
Nice, already say the avengers
Actually it was a Middle - Eastern accent used
I can't wait till his next film appearance!
No the nationality of the twins was Russian.
MrYeahunome too soon :'(
“Meet Bella swan-oops I meant-you know what screw it- meet Bella Swan”
Me: Spits out water bursts out laughing
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😆😆😆😋🤗🙃
And christen edward cullen grey
@@mireb5665 So where is Jacob?
It's sad that this shitty movie has such a good soundtrack
god Love Me Like You Do(Is that part of the sound track?) is an amazing song, it sucks when it was in this movie
Well, twighlight had supermassive black hole too.
You mean the pop songs or the music provided by Danny Elfman?
Dude, I grew up in the 90s... awesome soundtracks to shitty movies were par for the course.
Also it doesn't really fit with the helicopter scene or Christian and Ana's relationship. Heck I think it's the complete opposite of their relationship.
Hahaha OMG those lines were in the book?
Also, the lines of the background song are perfect. XD
Reminds of an old movie; "Looking for Mr. Goodbar" :-)))
Hey Garron!
It was the word, "psycho" I presume that triggered the memories. :))))
Kathie GM Possibly...possibly not. However, it was the psychos she met that put the women through sexual, physical and psychological problems.Just seemed a similar correlation between the two.
Hmmm did you know that that movie is based on a real crime that happened in the early 70s?
Kathie GM Yes I agree but....Actually it was adapted from a novel and the novel was adapted from the crime. io9.com/the-true-crime-that-inspired-looking-for-mr-goodbar-1676986949
"Fifty Shades of Grey" is adapted from "Twilight".www.businessinsider.com/what-is-fifty-shades-of-grey-about-2015-2 However, both deal with a type of a woman's emancipation with some strange twists. Although the main plot is different.
Movies that made less box office money than Fifty Shades of Grey:
- Monsters Inc.
- Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
- Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
- WALL-E
- The Simpsons Movie
- Terminator 2
- Shrek
- Saving Private Ryan
- Jaws
- The Matrix
- Ocean's Eleven
- Les Miserables
- Intouchables (oh come on)
- Narnia 2
- Narnia 3
- The King's Speech
- Grease
- Raiders of the Lost Ark
- Slumdog Millionaire
- Toy Story
Jannik Horn STOP!!!! JUST STOP IT RIGHT THERE""" jeez don't repeat horrible injustices.
+Jannik Horn People would rather watch porn than an actual good movie
NOT THE SIMPSONS MOVIE!!
The sad thing is that all of these movies are ten million times better.
+Jannik Horn IS THIS SOME SICK JOKE?! PLEASE TELL ME IT IS!!!
"What are butt plugs?" I just realized how stupid is that question 😂 "it's a plug for your butt" LMAO🤣
I wish someone would taze me right now X'D
+Sandy Hardstone Is that suppose to be a punishment or something kinky?
+EmperorFaiz That's just a line from the parody song in this video... (._.)
This story is about as sexy as rabies right now....
+La Killa XD
+Arkin Adhikary watch?v=Hy8TQVNkDHs
Is this a better love story than twilight? eehm, or worst?
My brain is melting right now :S
Nicolás Luján Uhh this movie is Twilight fan-fiction...sooo no, it worse than twilight and that's an achievement to make something more terrible than twilight.
pyroblast3000 But isn't Twilight basicly also fan-fiction
^^ Sad, but true.
Nicolás Luján What does Cristen Grey's company do? Make the T-virus? WMDs?
Nicolás Luján It's worse. Much worse than Twilight.
It doesn't matter what piece of shit movies come out this year, because there's no way anyone can do worse than this!
Chance Ondriezek you clearly underestimate the power of Hollywood and media.
Chance Ondriezek I don't know.... is Uwe Boll going to release a movie this year?
Chance Ondriezek I don't know, depends what M Night is doing right now.
Chance Ondriezek I did not hit her! I DID NOT!
Oh, Hi Mark!
Mall cop 2 says hi.
This is the only fictional couple where that famous phrase "It's still a love story than Twilight" can't be used at all because this movie is the spawn of that one.
So...
The Twilight Saga was for Teenagers
50 Shades of Grey was for Moms
...what are we getting for the children and elderly?
The Doctor teletubbies
Archrave ninteenseventeen "Have you seen these things? This planet's amazing. Television in their stomach. Now that is evolution."
Archrave ninteenseventeen more like teletitties
Vash theStampede
oh hello. how's your gun?
Archrave ninteenseventeen xD
100 Shades Of Honest Trailers.
lol
at least you tried
tried what
Byansichter53 Yeah, what you said.
Honest Trailer guy used my comment! I can't believe I'm just finding this out lol
blazetieftw ha ha just saw that
blazetieftw lol awesome....I remember seeing it too. I have no idea what it is referencing lol
Daren Redman Batman...the second movie I think. And the scene is hilarious. xD
Daren Redman Dark Knight Rises, the last fight between Bane and Batman.
Hanfgurkenhasser Third, bro. Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Dark Knight Rises. It was hilarious though lmao
3:26 me and Karl Marx simultaneously said "dafuq"
The thing that annoyed me is that this shit was portrayed as BDSM or kinky when it is in fact just straight up abuse. Trust me as someone who lives in a 24/7 BDSM relationship I can tell you that there is nothing kinky abut any of this bullshit it is just boring old vanilla abuse.
Can you explain the appeal of BDSM to me? I know it sounds weird, but as a psychology major, I'm actually pretty fascinated and would really like to know. I might even decide to research it, as its becoming increasingly popular with the expansion of the internet.
+Juan Mendoza I've been a slave for a year and a half. and i got into Bdsm because i love giving up control to my master. and its great to not have to worry.
BDSM is a life style that revolves around trust and the mutual fulfilment of needs. Some people need to feel in control or to feel safe enough to give up control. For others it is purely about the physical fun of kinky activity. I suggest you join fetlife and the group Novices & Newbies in particular. It has some great info there. As it happens one of my closest friends who is also a slave like the woman above is an advanced psychology student.
***** Could you give me any idea of why? If there's anything psychology teaches you, it's that often you know yourself better than you think. katy isles Fetlife, is it a website, social media group, other? So I understand the technicalities behind fetishes and such, but what draws one to the lifestyle is what continues to elude me. I'm familiar with some aspects of it, for example, there's different kinds, yes? Child-parent relationships (Littles) and others having more animalistic characteristics. I would like to know what draws one to any particular characteristic, or even whether the characteristics even matter. Is it a purely sexual idea, that simply bleeds out to other aspects of life? How functional do these relationships tend to be? Do you know of any BDSM relationships that have led to marriage/ family, or is it a fairly new idea? When someone decides to be in a BDSM relationship, are they permanently attached or can it be classified under a phase of development/maturity?
+Juan Mendoza well its mostly a trust thing really. I give up control because its a way to cope with my everyday. im in a 24/7 bdsm relationship and its great to not have to worry.
I wish this movie did a shocking swerve where he is actually a serial killer. The scene of him walking by a bunch of ponytails on meathooks just SCREAMS "I will murder and rape you in that order explicitly."
If you want to see Jamie Dorn play an actual serial killer, just watch The Fall. Also an added bonus of Gillian Anderson making out with another women!
LaZodiac The movie was called American Psycho.
"You're a serial killer"
"Punish me, show me how bad it can be. I want you to show me the worst"
She's really smart.
Sage words from Apple horse, wisest of all horses.
ShumaiAxeman Why do people call me that.
ShumaiAxeman SHE'S A PONY!
Because that's horse apples.
SylvesterrSan Man people juge you by your avatar... thats so nice of them
Harry Potter: **sees Fifty Shades of Grey**
_whats this rubbish?_
I imagined harry's face while saying this lol
Fred and George THATS RUBBISH!!!!
Obliviate
Oh gosh, I feel so proud.. My fellow potterheads...
If Harry thought his scar hurt before, wait until he reads Fifty Shades.
The success of the book and the movie made me very ashamed of being a woman. This tripe is openly calling all of us money-grubbing, shameless harlots who will submit to anything as long as it's inflicted by a handsome, powerful billionnaire and what do women answer to this? "Oh yes please, I'm a whore". Humiliating.
Alrune La Brune It makes you shine all the more :3
Alrune La Brune Indeed!
Alrune La Brune If I wasn't married I would hug you - as a man I am glad there are a few women who understands this is the stuff that places "chains" are your neck.
There are MILLIONS of women who know that this books/movies are stupid. You don't have to be ashamed of your gender, there are a lot of men who watch porn and nobody cares. There are people who are going to buy dumb ad superficial stuff always, no matter what gender they are.
Alrune La Brune The book and the movie suggest nothing of such. It merely tells a story about a stupid loser girl who naively falls in love with a psycho. Why does that or would it reflect on any other woman at all? -facepalms-
Women don't watch Porn, they read it
AwesomeGuy2000 ?
The Fifty shades of Grey book is mostly read by Women. I have read it, it looks much like porn too me, but written
AwesomeGuy2000 Oh lol
women prefer their own fantasies/ depictions while men tend to enjoy what they see.
oshi rockingham
hold on buddy I am a woman and I would like to see my guys on screen my imagination sucks
50 shades treats BDSM like a way for people to abuse clueless subs. Its like this chick didn't do any research on what it is or what the boundaries are. Its not an excuse for rape or abuse. BDSM is focused on trust and bonds as well as kinks, what I hate the most is the movie treats it like the dom is in charge when in reality the sub sets the boundaries and decides when to stop or how far they can go, the dom just works around that. Grey doesn't listen to her and even keeps going when she tells him to stop which is just straight up rape and doesn't fully go through what SHE wants or what SHE is ok with. He makes her sign over her virginity and shows no care for her feelings, he doesn't even comfort her or take her out of that state afterwards. That's not romantic.
For the love of god don't use this as a reference for what BDSM is like, otherwise your just going to hurt people.
The book wasn't even good literature, the writing was littered with spelling mistakes and repeated phrases and grammar errors even a primary school student would write better smut so don't say the book was better all that says is you havn't read a book in your life.
chikeelimeapples
someone finally said it
But she did do research. She watched the secretary.
I know people that are into this movie and I have to physically stop myself from convulsing, this series is basically domestic abuse
idk there's a lot of "doms" who are just domineering, abusive, narcissistic, and sociopathic
yeah, makes me mad every time someone says oh like 50 Shades of Grey? and I'm like Hell no lol
I remember in my English class we were reading a book called "Between Shades of Gray" and when I was presenting on it I accidentally said "50 Shades of Gray". I actually didn't notice at first, but then everybody was laughing and I realized! It was so hilarious.
Do an Honest Trailer for "Honest Trailers" plz
Scott Kiley Second this
Scott Kiley Yeahhh xD That would be epicc
Scott Kiley doesn't the trailer for SJ count?
Scott Kiley Um.... They already did one, just go on their channel and look through their videos
Scott Kiley So meta
"His erection springs free. Holy cow!"
........
HOW did a book with that line in it get published??!!
As a guy , just reading that phrase makes me sick
***** Because women.
***** makes women vagina excited i guess :|
*****Man, I can't believe she stole that from my Adam West Batman x Robin fanfic. At least I've still got, "Somedays you just can't get rid of a buttplug."
the kenlephant The word 'erection' makes you sick?
Hey Twilight/50 shades fans, watch Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless mind, Silverlinings Playbook or even WALL-E! Also the Before trilogy, these are actual romances!
***** never I shall,I shall expand until I burst all the minds of the people who pay to see this crap lol
***** lol relax. I'm not dead
***** and you just proved you really don't watch a lot of movies. So infamous=not good eh? BTW did you know that Twilight has very poor reviews on many critics sites. Twilight is very known to suck ass. Keep learning high schooler...
***** right...okey dokey. Whatever you say
+Sherhan Mahmud
And the first 20 minutes of UP
"His voice his warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge carmel or something"
wtf dude.
"dark melted chocolate fudge caramel" well I'm hungry now
There are so so many better BDSM stories, even fanfics out there where the relationship isn't messed up.
But _those_ stories weren't pulled out of the butt of someone who has no idea how BDSM works! =D
Zairanang Anne Rice's Beauty series is pretty good.
BDSM is the worst, there are no good stories in that.
@@vishwanathh5029 did you have a terrible experience with bdsm or something?
@@gillianfleischer5620 BDSM experience ewwwww
christian edward cullen gray hahah
Hey, at least Ed Cullen is a caring guy. No matter how laughable the films were.
true
THE song they changed the lyrics to is so good how did they get the singing so on point
"He was wearing a white shirt"
..... What the hell writer?!?
Ikr
Women love white shirts on men, fact
They use the term writer loosely when explaining this book.
Every wattpad writer ever 😂
@@TrueGritProductions meh,i hate white
So this is "The Lusty Argonian Maid" in real life :D
ThePieMan305 Still a better love story than The Lusty Argonian Maid.
ThePieMan305
HOT NEW SINGLE, UNSTOPPABLE AT THIS POINT
soundcloud.com/inkognito15
Shocking lack of lance polishing
ThePieMan305 No, because that was actually hot. Though the female lead does have the acting talent of a cold-blooded corpse..... So it's close.
YYEEEEASSSS.
Another quote is: "He ripped through my virginity." WTF
Also through her fallopian tube
Michele Novoa Another one is
*Clears throat*
"Don't you like *the butt drawer?* "
HOLY COW!!
Michele Novoa "I'M REALLY FEELING IT!" screamed shulk
Michele Novoa o.o really? that ... that can not be a thing...
"i feel the colour of my cheeks rising again, I must be the colour of the communist manafesto"
Stalin approves, no gulag for you.
LMAOOO!
No I think Stalin would be horrified and send the author to the gulag
I spent the entire movie waiting for the BDSM to happen. Spanking?? Being tied up?? Getting banged from behind?? Either that's your typical sex hi-jinks or I'm a masochist...
+Beauty Effulgent Or Hollywood just too afraid to go that far. They know preteen girls will watch this shit too.
+Kevin Yonathan no the writer failed at representing an accurate BDSM relationship (both emotionally outside of the sex, and physically while they're having intercourse). She uses correct terms though. Hurrah
+Kevin Yonathan Stuff like Saw & Hostel is FINE for mainstream cinema, there's nothing wrong with it, but a movie with fully graphic depictions of sex, well that s just going WAY too far. There's certain things people shouldn't see. Better to see something that glamorises snuff films than something that glamorises kinky sex & fetishes right, RIGHT??
Well she proved that she is good at googling
+Sunday Funday Finally someone pointed it out. If you actually know anything at all about BDSM you know that the book is a horrible representation. Never let a Dominant treat you like that without any aftercare and no prior discussion or education on kinks. And as a Dominant never treat your submissive so poorly. It's just sad how much this has skewed the view of the BDSM community.
My I reiterate what I imagine a bunch of people have said already....
THEY MADE A FAN FICTION INTO A MOVIE, HOW IN THE HELL DID THAT SEEM LIKE A GOOD IDEA!!!
To be fair, there is occasionally well written fan fics out there (granted it's probably like 50,000 bad ones for every good one), they just happened to market a terrible fanfic that piqued the interest of all the addle brained, self repressed, gawking idiot women out there enough to get a fucking movie out of it.
ShumaiAxeman I've seen _Frozen_ fanfics that would be more worthy of getting picked up by a publisher than _Fifty Shades of Grey_.
CometX-ing It made over half a billion dollars, so they must've done something right.
And not all fanfics are bad. Just look at "Wicked".
CometX-ing There actually IS fanfiction out there that is fucking OUTSTANDING and deserves a film and/or TV series. None of it has to do with fucking Twilight.
There's actually a One Direction erotic fan-fiction that is in the works to become a movie as well. Look it up.
"I wish somebody would taze me right now" that song should be a thing😂
1:22 "Speaking of buttholes ..."
I always laugh at this part espescially.
*I survived Twilight, I'll survive 50 Shades of Grey*
Diashawn Bell Except 50 Shades is much worse!
McKenzie EbyWe can survive. We can.
How is quoting the president going to help us!
The Batman sorry but this is even worse than twilight from the looks of the movies......I haven't read the books but that's what I'm thinking lol, at least twilight has the sci-fi / fight action to it.....this is pretty much Twilight without all the heads falling off and bad fight scenes.....even more boring and lame if you ask me.
Jen Tuesday Yes it is. I heard the Fun fact, the male lead wants out of the movie.
Please I beg you. Say : "Scissors cuts Paper, Paper covers Rock, Rock crushes Lizard, Lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes Scissors, Scissors decapitates Lizard, Lizard eats Paper, Paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes Rock, (and as it always has), Rock crushes scissors"
Ambientium Infinitium In don't really think he will say such a long sentence.
I dare him >:)
Ambientium Infinitium :D
Ambientium Infinitium OMG I hope he says it!!!
SHERLOCK!!!! Do an honest trailer for SHERLOCK
Immortalfire Like the tv show?
Zachar Art yes
They did breaking bad.
Immortalfire Oh god, please yes!!!
Immortalfire Yes, please, although it's perfect...
You can certainly tell it used to be a fanfic by the writing.
see, he's a billionaire so its a romance, but if he was a hill billy, it'd be an episode of CSI
You have a point my friend.
Fifty Shades of Wayne
Batman Why?
SirOrdo Because he's Batman!
Kello Pollo He is supposed to say that!
Batman "hey, you wanna know my secret identity?"
Batman You know, that would probably work too.
for a piece of shit book like this to become a best selling 'novel' AND get adapted into a film _really_ reflects on how sexually curious and sexually repressed we are as a society. and maybe it also reflects - just a little - on how blurry the line between lust and love is (for some of us).
+TheLastHylianTitan Let's not forget the sequels.
I don't think there are a lot of people who can separate lust from love anymore....
+TheLastHylianTitan Too bad all I heard is that the book and movie isn't in the slightest kinky at all. With very boring sex scenes.
+TheLastHylianTitan Its story of a rich jerk manipulating a woman in the same way you indoctrinate someone into a cult and then trying to play it off as romantic.
Kalien Username naw, it's just a minorly kinky man who makes her minorly kinky. He isn't really kinky at all tbh he's pretty softcore.
I've never read the book, I've never watched the movie and I probably never will. But your honest trailer is freaking hilarious! 😂😂
God, I've seen dirtier stuff in the THUMBNAILS OF TH-cam VIDEOS.
Fuck this bullshit, I'm just gonna go to Fakku.
The stuff she googles in the film is MUCH worse than anything else they do in the entire thing.
grandpagohan1 And the fuck up part is that there are way better stories in 25 page hentai doujins than this garbage. Nana to Kaoru is a better S&M romance series than this!
grandpagohan1 ...I didn't think I'd actually somebody else on TH-cam that uses Fakku... Alright, weirdoes FTW!!!
grandpagohan1 If only they a movie of all tke things that happen in those doujins.
Robert Jay Dude, Fakku is the shit! But it changes you. You go in thinking "Just Vanilla and Yuri" and come out thinking god knows WHAT else.
Honest Trailers always have the most legit fake songs haha
byronvisiado09 :)
Sean Motley
Sean! Great job with the music. You gotta give me a link to it!
Sean Motley is there anything similar. it reminds me on some song (around 4.00) minute
I'd like to buy that song!
What's fucked up is that people will look down on you if you read a plain old porn book, which is this shit done infinite times better. But somehow, this is "classy". Dude just what the hell.
Trexx That's because society is telling us: Male sexuality - baaaad Women sexuality - gooood
Nah, peoplw will still look down on you for reading/watching this crap.
Shak Kind of the opposite depending on the situation. Just look at the comments for the trailer for "Trainwreck" or "Magic Mike XXL"
Nikki Lee
Full six
darren newell Are back men better than front men?
"Meet Bella Swan - oh, I'm sorry, I mean - y-you know what? Screw it. Meet Bella Swan."
Have your like, you magnificent disembodied voice.
Still a better love story than twi.... oh wait
I know, right? It actually happened, the world has created a worse love story then Twilight.
Thay are both the same only one has vampires and the other does not this movie is "Twilight:Mom's erotic fan fiction"
LegendNinja12 ur comment made my day XD
I would rather watch Twilight instead of this crap.
LegendNinja12 Mind...BLOWN!
One good thing about not having a girlfriend, no one dragged me along to watch this.
Charlie Drummond Even if I had one, I wouldn't have allowed her to drag me to see this
meteoricthrone I would have broken up with my girlfriend if she had wanted to see this. Luckily, she's intelligent and knows it's shit
nardinit I wouldn't say that, your mum was working.
Charlie Drummond So you had no one to blame when you went to the theatre yourself? :)
A proper girlfriend would stay at home in bed with her BF rather than drag him to see this shit. I'd rather rip out my own eyeballs than watch this movie but I went to see avengers age of ultron on opening night. We're not all the same thank god.
"Meet Bella Swan, wait- no I mean, you know what screw it, meet Bella Swan." 😂 that killed me
"I'm fifty shades of f**ked up" I'm wheezing right now 😂
"It's a plug...for your butt..." There was no part of that sentence I didn't like.
the narrator needs to make a compilation of fifty shades of grey lines...
Wait wait wait
This is the 100th episode
Fifty shades of grey has 50 shades of grey
100/50=2
Screen junkies is 2 words
2+2=4
100 has 1 1 in it
4-1=3
That means
Nothing
Winston Lin Don't you mean 2 words?
Winston Lin 4-1=3
your last name has 3 letters :D
3 letters in his last name?!
Half life 3 still not confirmed.
Winston Lin I thought this was going to be an Illuminati joke.
Winston Lin There are 3 books of it.
Audience to Producer/Director: "Punish me. Show me how bad it can be. I want you to show me the worst"
And they did.