Woah! Wait just a minute....an older lady abused him and he some how saw his dead mom and that's his reasons for his appetites? That's not a romance novel that's a criminal minds episode.
Right, thinking about it myself? Kind of like "my immortal" did for teens in the 00s. So totally craptastic it will destroy all the faith you have that humanity has any brains at all, but so hard to read without nearly peeing your pants from laughter, that you can almost forgive it all. But no, never. It's total shit.
It's funny while we are reading a couple lines in 2 minutes on the video, but I really think it's physically impossible for any sane human being to go through hundreds of pages of this trash just to laugh, at some point it will turn into despair haha
Just look them up on the internet. I tried to read the first book just out of curiosity and it was actually the shittiest book I've ever read. The writing is so horrible, Anna is just... flat, emotionless... I couldn't get through more than maybe twenty pages. It's just garbage with great potential to be an entertaining psychological crimi thriller.
This whole thing was great lol I loved everything he said. "future murder victim", "walking red flag" are my favorites. I personally hate this movie and everything about it.
You know your movie is crap when just about everything they described about your male romantic lead is equally applicable to the serial killer from The Fall.
I read the books and made it to the first sex scene. I find it hard to believe the author has even had sex, or ANY human interaction ever. Cringe worth, all of this.
what do you expect from someone who writes cringy fanfiction for a living- no scratch that, a lot of amateur fanfiction writers write better sex scene than the author.
Did you try writing 50 shades of Gray fanfiction? You might be able to create something even more successful (but if you are an aspiring writer, you are probably too good, to write something so bad...).
What always gets me is how mortified the 2 main leads always seem in real life. They will never get away from this. I hope the money was worth it y'all.
z a Mabe not... but you sure will think the next time you see him in another movie " Isn't that the pants on BDSM guy from 50SOG?!". So he still raped his non-existent career. Poor guy...still he kinds of look like an asshole.
I know. I didn't laugh at all. It would be like making an Honest Trailers video of a car crash. There's nothing they can do to make something so shit seem good.
Same here. Before kicking them, be sure to attach piranhas to your shoes. It's abusive, boring, shallow trash like this that makes me want to become the best writer I can possibly be. We need to stop supporting these Dumpster fire series.
Step 1, get a glass of wine. Step 2, finish an entire fucking bottle by taking a sip every time there's bad writing, glorified abuse, and dull sex. Step 3, hate yourself for wasting two hours on bad porn (optional Step 4, do it a third time with the third movie).
Did you watch the first and second movie? Which was more painful to watch? xD It took me 3 days to finish the first film because it kept putting me to sleep, but I was determined to finish it. xDDD Haven't tried the second one, probably won't.
If Tommy Wiseau did audiobooks (or a film adaptation) of any of EL James' books I think the universe might implode into a black hole of hilarious badness
"I am not the peasant pheasant plucker, I'm the peasant pheasant plucker's son and I'll keep on plucking pheasants, you peasant, till the pheasant plucking's done"?
Yes, this is the point where humans start breaking down and we have to 'reset' the Matrix. When humanity gets to the fifth movie? Euggh. It ain't pretty.
E.L.James: [types "fall apart"] [thinks] [deletes "fall apart"] [goes to Google translate] [looks up a list of synonyms] [finds the smartest sounding one] [types "disintegrate"] E.L. James: ME GUSTA
Please say, "Just watch me L. I'll solve equations with my right hand, and write names with my left. I'll take a potato chip *DRAMATIC PAUSE*...And eat it!"
As a woman I have NEVER seen the movies NOR read the books. Have my sister in law and sisters breathing down my neck to tell me how awsome it is... nah, dont think so, but this tho... epic Honest Trailer! ^^
Goodness... enough horney housewives out there I suppose ^^ Why not just go read good fan fiction instead?! Archives of our own for one is packed with goodies of all types (dont remember the other sides tho) :)
Timothy Rodowicz No, mate, I’m really not ^^ I wouldn’t want to waist time and money to watch what so many calls “tame housewife porn” so nah, ain’t gonna give it the time of day ;) But hey, all props for those who like it. I like (‘like’ not love) Twilight despite the hate so it’s up to the individual taste I guess. This tho’ isn’t mine :)
I love you ALL for doing this! I was crying tears of pure mirth when The Voice started reading direct quotes from the book. Thank you so much for this!!
Here's another fun fact- Romance/erotica is financially the most successful book genre. It beats out horror, fantasy, crime/thriller, and religious as the other top five. That's right, this sort of stuff outsells THE FUCKING BIBLE
i really enjoyed the movie. Especialy when some guy in the movie theater shouted : What the fuck do you mean you not coming to my house after we finish watching this? I watched 2 hours of this peice of gabage for nothing?
i lost 2 hours of my fucking life from this movie. i lost a beat and my coworkers made me go to this movie. (yes random person scrolling the comments i a bro lost 2 hours of his life) BUT THIS HONEST TRAILER GAVE ME MY 2 HOURS BACK THANKS SCREEN JUNKIES
You and your coworkers beat each other to decide what movie to go to? Geez, draw straws next time. At least you wouldn't need to drink solid food through them afterward.
@@Dyonivan well lucky we aren't doing beats anymore this movie was the only one. The reason why we did a beat because they would not stop asking me if i would go the movie with them. So basically i am the who made the beat during the playoff unfortunately i lost and the rest is history.
Its about time someone says that, the writing is awful. Don't know how it become so hit. I read other adult novels, in which apart from the sex, the story is awesome.
The way she says, "You're not putting those in my butt!", proves to me that they didn't do more than one take. Perhaps because reciting the "dialogue" from this "script" multiple times is clinically proven to cause brain damage?
I had "Fifty Shades Darker" saved on my DVR for around two months. I decided to finally watch it yesterday. I got around to the 12 minute mark and had to STOP! I thought to myself, "No! No, I can't follow another story with these terrible characters. There is zero reason to like the couple, not as a pairing nor as individuals. I'm out!"
Actually the actors are not bad, its the script, the writer has no talent, don't know why her book was so famous, she has no writing skills what so ever,
I don't have a problem with the actors. I hope the movies won't harm their careers. It was the characters that I hated. Terrible. Utterly Terrible! Sometimes people get lucky. The author wrote the right book at the right time. Plus we live in a culture in which almost anything can become popular. You just have to get enough attention, like all those foolish social media challenges. I was bewildered by planking. How in the Hell did laying down become "a thing?" SAD!
Sequel: - "Shades Are Getting Darker" - "Even Darker Shades" - "The Darkest Shades" - "No More Shades" - "The Dark Side" - "The Last Shade Prequel: - "Shades Of Grey: Year One" - "Revenge Of The 50 Shades" - "Rogue One: A Fifty Shade Story" TV-Serie: "Fifty Dark Agents Of S.H.A.D.E.S." After that we'll get the Rob Zombie-reboot XD
i was so confused at that line. It made me wonder "do gymnasts do triple axels? is that a ballet move I've never heard of? wait which sports use bars??? what????"
For the next movie - you should point out how Jamie Dornan was a women-killing creep in The Fall. (very good acting and good show. I kept expecting you to use a clip from there though...) But seriously I can't believe that book ever got published. It's horrible and the movies look worse lol
She truly gives fan fiction a bad name. Granted, 99% of all fan fiction is already shit, and another 99% of the 1% that isn't shit is still not good, but, just like real books, there are those gems that shine.
Pickle BerCrew Studios people like smut. It's really that simple. There's a novel that came out in 69'...haha. Called naked came the stranger. You don't have to read it just look up how it was made. It'll make more sense.
Western society looks down on porn, middle aged women need porn, they buy this book so they can technically say they're reading a book and not obviously just reading shitty porn.
Would have never happened if we haven't always had so many hangups regarding sex. Think about it. This is sold as some steamy hardcore movie all because it has 10 minutes of (barely not vanilla) sex scenes. If we didn't have such a stigma about sex, nobody would care about this movie at all.
I feel so bad for the people who had to make this trailer. They had to watch this stupid ass movie. Probably more than once. >.< I appreciate your service!
Woah! Wait just a minute....an older lady abused him and he some how saw his dead mom and that's his reasons for his appetites? That's not a romance novel that's a criminal minds episode.
TwiztedClover It would be if he was fat and ugly. But since he is attractive, it's romance.
🙄
TwiztedClover i know right? i was watching this so stoned and thought of the same thing LMAO that ideology is ridiculous :D
+Paige Arnol don't forget about rich too...
There's actually a criminal minds episode where a killer imitates a book that's suspicially similar to fifty shades of grey
Breath Play (S10 E17)
"That's the look of two people regretting a paycheck " lol
badreligion1231 true tho
🤣🤣🤣
I watched the first one, i was pressured into it tho.
God, during that interview they really seemed soo uncomfortable!
YIKES lol but true.
Still a better love story than... No, this is worse actually.
Dan Slash 😂😂😂
I seriously think these movies were made for the sole purpose of killing that joke. I'm probably not wrong.
Dan Slash lol nice.
U K same.
the first one was based off a twilight fanfiction
"Future murder victim Anastasia Steele.." I CRACKED UP
Next up on (insert crime drama TV Series)
1:28 what was he holding ??
Yes. Me too. But t would be accurate if this were real life.
I died 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Stacey Steele.
It's the sequel to a bad movie, based on a bad book, based on bad fanfiction of a bad book series... It's... Bad-Ception: The Baddening
Pylades Drunk Maybe they thaught it would be like math, negative times negative would be positive.
Pylades Drunk IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
lol!
The Dude just that in this case, no even amount of negatives can make a positive
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
The setup is absolutely perfect for a horror film
IKR, the setting could make a really decent stalking thriller. Shame they decited to pretend it's romantic
I'll be honest the trailers I saw made me think that was the direction they were going for.
Gorey Bits A SAW crossover?
nkookł
Would be good as a horror movie!
"Future murder victim, Anastasia Steele". That's gold.
I was about to say, how can anyone possibly like these books, but those quotes were hilarious I might have to read it just for the laughs
Right, thinking about it myself? Kind of like "my immortal" did for teens in the 00s. So totally craptastic it will destroy all the faith you have that humanity has any brains at all, but so hard to read without nearly peeing your pants from laughter, that you can almost forgive it all. But no, never. It's total shit.
It's funny while we are reading a couple lines in 2 minutes on the video, but I really think it's physically impossible for any sane human being to go through hundreds of pages of this trash just to laugh, at some point it will turn into despair haha
Thats what I'm doing right now. I'm fully entertained trying to figure out how the hell this got published.
Just look them up on the internet. I tried to read the first book just out of curiosity and it was actually the shittiest book I've ever read. The writing is so horrible, Anna is just... flat, emotionless... I couldn't get through more than maybe twenty pages. It's just garbage with great potential to be an entertaining psychological crimi thriller.
It's definitely a guilty pleasure. I mean porn isn't exactly good production value
''the imagination of a Bible study group'' - Best line ever! :)))
so true
.
My Bible study group is waaaay more imaginative
My Bible study group is more interesting with actual conversation!
"I wish somebody would taze me right now, this story is sexy as rabies right now" lmfao 😂👌👌👌
Yes it is sexy I love this film 💏👍👍👍👍👍👍👍💋
can you tell me what song is this, really?
"Crazy In Love" by Beyonce
Roro'a Bas Crazy in Love (2014 remix)
the 2014 remix is the shitty version without the awesome line quoted by 25Dec87 D:
This whole thing was great lol I loved everything he said. "future murder victim", "walking red flag" are my favorites. I personally hate this movie and everything about it.
I know right, it's so funny!
They should rename these films to be "We Need Therapists."
"We Need The Rapists."
There was a doctor in the film who helps Christian with his mental state but they cut him out of the movie :(
Molly Fontera 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Skyler Grey // Fifty Shades Darker
It would have done nothing to improve this mess it really wouldn't have.
The characters or the audience?
You know your movie is crap when just about everything they described about your male romantic lead is equally applicable to the serial killer from The Fall.
Precisely why I made that comparison.
matwang1 Or a wannabe Hannibal. The General or the Cannibal Psychiatrist. Take your pick. I feel kinda sad I compared those two to this guy.
ZoanBlade90 fucking true
lol i thought you were talking about the 2006 movie, so i had to think about who the bad guy was.
The fact these actors can kind of make some of this sound not 100% laughable means they probably do deserve an oscar.
Danielle Van Vliet They should probably get one for not hanging themselves
Jamie Dornan is AMAZING in The Fall. I'm surprised he'd act in such a good show and be incredible and then do this shit and act so wooden
Look forward to that in the third movie, Molly.
Molly Fontera anyone who watches these movies should get an award for not hanging themselves
I think him looking perpetually constipated is on purpose
Triple-axle off the uneven bars? Did that quote just mix figure skating with gymnastics?
_That's_ your problem with this abomination of a franchise?
Jane Lin Dont speak of abortions so badly
Jane Lin abomination*
Yes
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
I read the books and made it to the first sex scene. I find it hard to believe the author has even had sex, or ANY human interaction ever. Cringe worth, all of this.
The TH-cam channel Cracked has a theory that this book was written by an alien
what do you expect from someone who writes cringy fanfiction for a living- no scratch that, a lot of amateur fanfiction writers write better sex scene than the author.
Even if that's true, the "He has s hotline to my groin" line should've made the final cut.
Don't read Fan fiction.
Most of it are just like these books and movies
Clearly you dont know this is a,love story
please say "if my voice were any juicier, it would be a peach" I have asked you to on every honest trailer for the last two and a half years!
That's some dedication.
I guess jonnimation has more dedication than you Sasuke...
let's like this comment and help this poor guy.
Please mention this guys comment. He deserves it xD
You deserve this
"Noooo! That is not why I wore an overcoat to the theater!" - EpicVoiceGuy
Agent57000DM EpicVoiceGuy doesn't want vanilla, he wants some rocky road!
"you want a vanilla relationship?"
"NO! THAT IS *NOT* WHY I WORE AN OVERCOAT TO THE THEATER!"
Hope you're still alive
I laughed so hard when you got to the lines, "Seriously, who actually thinks this movie is sexy?" and "That's exactly what I've been saying!" :D lol
of all the fanfictions on the internet tHIS bullshit became a movie series
ikr
True, there are Sonic the Hedgehog and thundercat cross over porn stories that are better written.
Draggon Reaper I'd pay money to see that
slsove I know!!!
slsove right....
"This story's 'bout as sexy as rabies right now" LMAO!!!!!!!
"walking red flag" best nickname for christian ever
Hi five to everyone who have never watched these movies
Well, this film was banned in my country, so... High five?
Lol, I only watched the parody.
hello pals
Hi five! I don't get why anyone would want to read this or watch it because it looks neither entertaining nor 'sexy'
Internet high five! Never saw the movies OR read the books!
"Walking red flag" hahaha. Perfect description.
Sawri M hahahajaja yes
Seriously, he looks like he's a step away from becoming Christian Bale in _American Psycho._
Lmao "that's the look of two people regretting a paycheque. " omg I died XD
Incidentally that's the plot of _Indecent Proposal,_ which their faces reminded me of lol
"Fifty fifty chance i don't make through the next one" like what you did there
It was genius
I can't believe anyone made it through the first one.
Deniable Elf3 google
"Epic voice guys doesn't want vanilla, he wants some rocky road !" I'M DEAD
Taco Taco Imagine wearing an overcoat to the theater just for NOTHING !!!!
Wtf back off Fifty Shades
Rocky Road implying ... butt ... stuff? HAHA.
Broooooooo
the only love story worse than twilight
JPM Pranks
XD finally, it's about time twilight hasn't ended up being the worst love story
actually true
U know that this book is a twighilt fanfic
JPM Pranks twilight love song is better then this. that is how hard the movie failed
Flo Curlz exactly
Still a better lovestory th... well.. uhm.. actually
YES, it still is
For those who don't get it the author of fifty shades of grey actually wrote that for a Twilight fan fiction gone too far
Sebastian Fuchs hii
Sub to sub?
Sebastian Fuchs igsbxtlmca
This big boy doesn't want vanilla, this boy wants rocky-road!
*Epic Voice Guy
Well the original book did start as a twilight fanfiction. My god the popularity of these books make me fear for the future of our species.
who else never watched the movie. but watch the video cause you love watching honest trailer
Maurice Rousseau me..!!
Basically the whole comment section, I'd say.
Right here.
Me
me
As an aspiring writer, I find it depressing that nothing I write will ever even come close to the success of this glorified twilight fanfiction
Nathan M The depressing reality of being creative.
Nathan M I totally agree. Everyday I hear about these books and movies, the less I want to actually write.
:(
Did you try writing 50 shades of Gray fanfiction? You might be able to create something even more successful (but if you are an aspiring writer, you are probably too good, to write something so bad...).
Nathan M this depressed me as i want to be a writer to
That is exactly why you need to write friend! You never know unless you try.
What always gets me is how mortified the 2 main leads always seem in real life. They will never get away from this. I hope the money was worth it y'all.
don't worry , they'll get away with it , I don't even know who is he after all this lol
z a Mabe not... but you sure will think the next time you see him in another movie " Isn't that the pants on BDSM guy from 50SOG?!".
So he still raped his non-existent career. Poor guy...still he kinds of look like an asshole.
He's the lead in a pretty great tv show called 'The Fall'. He'll be fine, that show easily built him up enough credit to get over these turds.
They knew it was a mistake, but wanted the money.
They can do almost anything and get away from that. They are actors afterall.
"Comes another horrifying reminder that your aunt probably gets off to this" I HATE THINKING ABOUT THAT STAHHHP
My mom actually liked these films and I was forced to watch it with her....... And before anyone says anything, I'm 24!
@@sweetiethewolf2037 F
@@sweetiethewolf2037 F
1:34 Screen Junkies, whatever you pay your voice actor, it's not enough.
#GetYourButtStuffFiguredOut
Wow. I had trouble getting through even the Honest Trailers version. This entire movie and book series makes me want to kick people in the face.
I know. I didn't laugh at all. It would be like making an Honest Trailers video of a car crash. There's nothing they can do to make something so shit seem good.
Road house
fearreavers You're not the only one.
Same here. Before kicking them, be sure to attach piranhas to your shoes.
It's abusive, boring, shallow trash like this that makes me want to become the best writer I can possibly be. We need to stop supporting these Dumpster fire series.
😂😂😂 This honest trailer was funny
With..His..Pants..OOOONNN
irving velasquez OOOONNNNNNNN
😂😂😂😂😂
This is basically a wattpad book a 12 year old would write!
chicken nugget goddess That's an insult to twelve year old wattpad writers.
A very pretentious, edgy 12 year old on Wattpad.
One that might need some therapy jfc.
HEY! Don't insult wattpad like that! This atrocity came from fanfiction.net!
Nicole Okita Just be glad they didn't say AO3.
im offended. we're not illiterate middle-aged moms who think gay jokes are funny and abusive relationships are okay
"horrifying reminder that you aunt get off to this"😂😂
One of my aunts went to the movie...with my mom
W I T H H I S P A N T S ON
Fu Ck
Got 1 OFF in the end
I thought in my head "I bet someone will put that out there in the comments". I scroll down and yep, You did :D
this was absolutely painful to watch. I can't imagine how ppl who watched the movie felt.
Amanda Johnson if they liked the books they probably liked the movie, not everyone hates them.
Amanda Johnson Probably thought it was a good movie, since they'd have to be fucking morons to watch it in the first place.
just expressing my own opinion not saying everyone hated it
Step 1, get a glass of wine. Step 2, finish an entire fucking bottle by taking a sip every time there's bad writing, glorified abuse, and dull sex. Step 3, hate yourself for wasting two hours on bad porn (optional Step 4, do it a third time with the third movie).
Did you watch the first and second movie? Which was more painful to watch? xD
It took me 3 days to finish the first film because it kept putting me to sleep, but I was determined to finish it. xDDD
Haven't tried the second one, probably won't.
If Tommy Wiseau did audiobooks (or a film adaptation) of any of EL James' books I think the universe might implode into a black hole of hilarious badness
Catherine kirkham-sandy I would pay good money to see a parody film starring him.
Jesus preserve us. How did you even think of that as a thing?
Great. Now i want to hear those
“I like your kinky f**kery
I LIKE YOUR KINKY F**KERY!!
oh hi mark”
Say, "I am not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son and I'll keep on plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucking's done."
It would be harder to say if "peasant" was in there somewhere.
"I am not the peasant pheasant plucker, I'm the peasant pheasant plucker's son and I'll keep on plucking pheasants, you peasant, till the pheasant plucking's done"?
Hmm, how about, "I am not the pleasant, pheasant plucking peasant."
Now THAT is difficult XD
Still a better love story than Twilig-wait. It's not a better love story than Twilight?
EVERYONE RUN FOR THE HILLS! REPENT! THE END IS NIGH!!!
Your pic makes it so much better.
Lmaoo, the meme should be changed to Still a better love story than Fifty Shades...
Winter is coming-
Yes, this is the point where humans start breaking down and
we have to 'reset' the Matrix.
When humanity gets to the fifth movie?
Euggh. It ain't pretty.
Subscribe me man, i'll subscribe back
please say "I am cleanliness, I am the tub , I. am. BATHMAN
I laughed so hard at this. I am in the bus and now people think I'm nuts.
lmaooo! XD
Yessss 🤣
Oh please please please
HAHAHAH. this line should've been in the movie
"Epic Voice Guy doesn't want Vanilla, he wants Rocky Road!"
I'M CRYING
🎶 "Uh oh,uh oh, just go watch a porno"🎶 😂
"But mooom ! Jon told me to do it with his epic voice !"
Kehaulani Gonzales I read this comment at the same time as that played
HAHAHHAHA!!! I Love the song lyrics! XD
Why thank you!
dude I read that in your voice
Screen Junkies the song is lit!
it really is freaking fantastic!
"the story's as sexy as rabies" lol
"Watch as the entire she movie she attempts in vain to show human emotion."
So it's exactly like the twilight movies!
Molcat Z consider the fact that it spawns from a bad twilight fanfiction and it doesn't seem so surprising...
It's a twilight fan fiction, what did you expect?
god damn we love those dead faced actors lol
I was being rhetorical.
It's obviously rhetoriacal ... and I felt like adding a joke :3
Cause I like twilight myself.
This movie's budget, 55 million USD. Imagine what that very real money could have been used on instead. Contemplate at your own risk.
Charity.
And this is one of the best selling book series of all time..
Godammit humanity! this is why we can't have nice things
I laughed so hard, I almost woke up my kids. Epic Trailer Guy, you hereby rock.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
E.L.James: [types "fall apart"]
[thinks]
[deletes "fall apart"]
[goes to Google translate]
[looks up a list of synonyms]
[finds the smartest sounding one]
[types "disintegrate"]
E.L. James: ME GUSTA
The shower scene 'pants on' got me 😂😂😂😂😂
The “with…..his….pants…OFFFF!” on the bed just kills me.
'This story's about as sexy as *rabies* right now' 😂
WHAT IS THAT SONG? I like it!
such a perfect parody
Haha I love that woman singing those lines. Had me in tears from laughing so much. xD
vegirabbit V I like how that plays as I read this
💀💀💀
Please say "no, this is Patrick"
Rubz Star
Is this the Krusty Krab?
NO! THIS IS PATRICK! I'm not a krusty krab.
Rubz Star No.
NO, THIS IS PATRICK
Please say, "Just watch me L. I'll solve equations with my right hand, and write names with my left. I'll take a potato chip *DRAMATIC PAUSE*...And eat it!"
Noah Smith This one please. I need it.
yaaass we need to hear this in his awesome voice
Noah Smith is this a reference to something?
Phillip J. Fry death note
The best dialogue in Deathnote 😂😂
As a woman I have NEVER seen the movies NOR read the books. Have my sister in law and sisters breathing down my neck to tell me how awsome it is... nah, dont think so, but this tho... epic Honest Trailer! ^^
They are already making the third movie!!! 😰
Goodness... enough horney housewives out there I suppose ^^ Why not just go read good fan fiction instead?! Archives of our own for one is packed with goodies of all types (dont remember the other sides tho) :)
Timothy Rodowicz No, mate, I’m really not ^^ I wouldn’t want to waist time and money to watch what so many calls “tame housewife porn” so nah, ain’t gonna give it the time of day ;) But hey, all props for those who like it. I like (‘like’ not love) Twilight despite the hate so it’s up to the individual taste I guess. This tho’ isn’t mine :)
@@charlottet7379 agreed! and 99% of the stuff on there is a 100% better than... whatever this is
Someone I knew made me watch the movie. I hate it.
I literally cried because I was laughing so hard. HAHAHAHA
I want this Song parody... its fucking amazing! :D
Bplease I know right??? 😂😂
Yes plz
walking red flag lol
Michael Beach I just this when that part came
I love you ALL for doing this! I was crying tears of pure mirth when The Voice started reading direct quotes from the book. Thank you so much for this!!
this is one of the best honest trailers lol
Hears the book quotes. Begins to tear up in laughter.
same
Say: "If you or a loved one has suffered from mesothelioma, you may be entitled to financial compensation."
Sergio Tejeda yesssss
Sergio Tejeda
IT'S MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW!
"where they really push the envelope by doing missionary...WITH...HIS....PANTS....OFFFFFFFF"
How sexually repressed
fan fiction for older women became a successful book and movie series is beyond me.....
Van Damme's Frosty Mullet well Nicholas Sparks wouldn't have a career without it.
Van Damme's Frosty Mullet
What's truly sad is that I've read better kinky FanFiction written by 14 y/o virgins who just do some GD research.
Van Damme's Frosty Mullet for some reason my jock younger brother is into shit like this and Twilight
Here's another fun fact- Romance/erotica is financially the most successful book genre.
It beats out horror, fantasy, crime/thriller, and religious as the other top five.
That's right, this sort of stuff outsells THE FUCKING BIBLE
"That's the look two people regretting a pay check." *Cracking up*
Holy fuck give me a paper bag I need to breath through my laughter holy shit
Cryo Phobica I didn't understand this comment until the book quotes and now I'm crying 😂
Lol I thought this was the next Twilight but this is worse actually
it is. Its so fucked up
at least twilight was written coherently
Still a better love story than Twili... oh wait
Some men just want to watch the world burn
Finally, we've achieved what we thought was impossible.
Making Twilight look halfway decent. Truly Mankind is awe-inspiring.
That is the scary part where one load of trash movie makes another even more load of trash movie look like the best movie ever.. lol
That moment when you find out that Fifty shades of grey actually started off as Twilight Fan Fiction.
The last time someone came this early, they made a three book series and movie franchise about it.
J.R.R.Tolkien watched Screen Junkies?!
i really enjoyed the movie. Especialy when some guy in the movie theater shouted : What the fuck do you mean you not coming to my house after we finish watching this? I watched 2 hours of this peice of gabage for nothing?
Yarik Lannister I m si sorry for that guy👍😁😁😁
Yarik Lannister I emphasized with that guy after the first movie!
Yarik Lannister maybe she needed some time alone, if you know what I mean....
Yarik Lannister lol what idiot thinks a girls gonna go home with them Just because they sat through a movie with them😂
you mean empathized? 😅
“He has a hotline to my groin” I CANT BREATHE
This didn't age well.
Say: "Execute Order 66"
Technically he did say that in one of the honest game trailers.
Wait... You guys shower with your pants off?
Weirdos...
This generation does some weird shit
I thought I was the only one.
Only in my shower, behind closed doors.
Never-nudes unite!
Gateaux Q Tobias... is the best of us. He will one day dine in Heaven with MLK, Lincoln, Prince, and Mrs Doubtfire.
i lost 2 hours of my fucking life from this movie. i lost a beat and my coworkers made me go to this movie. (yes random person scrolling the comments i a bro lost 2 hours of his life) BUT THIS HONEST TRAILER GAVE ME MY 2 HOURS BACK THANKS SCREEN JUNKIES
You and your coworkers beat each other to decide what movie to go to? Geez, draw straws next time. At least you wouldn't need to drink solid food through them afterward.
@@Dyonivan well lucky we aren't doing beats anymore this movie was the only one. The reason why we did a beat because they would not stop asking me if i would go the movie with them. So basically i am the who made the beat during the playoff unfortunately i lost and the rest is history.
Omg the only saving grace for these movies are that the books are so much MORE awful
Briana Hicks
It's so sad to admit that it's true, seriously how did this get published.
Its about time someone says that, the writing is awful. Don't know how it become so hit. I read other adult novels, in which apart from the sex, the story is awesome.
Briana Hicks thats not possible.
Acearo Ghoul oh it really is. Makes you believe the author has never had sex, let alone kinky sex.
Them poor trees tho. Such a waste of good papers.
The way she says, "You're not putting those in my butt!", proves to me that they didn't do more than one take. Perhaps because reciting the "dialogue" from this "script" multiple times is clinically proven to cause brain damage?
Or she had a hard time saying it with a straight face.
haiti news
As Armoured Skeptic put it: "It's a series about bdsm, written by someone who knows nothing about bdsm, for people who know nothing about bdsm."
Joseph Ercanbrack this is the best comment
I don't often agree with armored skeptic. but he is exactly right in this case.
"I have become my own island state. A ravaged, war-torn land where nothing grows and the horizons are bleak"
Ok, what does that even mean??
Tf is that shit?
They were trying toooo hard with that one ._."
I think it means she's sad. It's a very pretentious way of saying it, though.
if you go against the united states your gonna get a nuking.
That also sounds like something an emo kid would say.
I had "Fifty Shades Darker" saved on my DVR for around two months. I decided to finally watch it yesterday. I got around to the 12 minute mark and had to STOP! I thought to myself, "No! No, I can't follow another story with these terrible characters. There is zero reason to like the couple, not as a pairing nor as individuals. I'm out!"
Actually the actors are not bad, its the script, the writer has no talent, don't know why her book was so famous, she has no writing skills what so ever,
I don't have a problem with the actors. I hope the movies won't harm their careers. It was the characters that I hated. Terrible. Utterly Terrible!
Sometimes people get lucky. The author wrote the right book at the right time. Plus we live in a culture in which almost anything can become popular. You just have to get enough attention, like all those foolish social media challenges. I was bewildered by planking. How in the Hell did laying down become "a thing?" SAD!
High Heel Knight same
High Heel Knight omg I didn't finish the movie either
PRETTY WOMAN NEXT!
YES! How is it possible they haven't done it yet!
Sequel:
- "Shades Are Getting Darker"
- "Even Darker Shades"
- "The Darkest Shades"
- "No More Shades"
- "The Dark Side"
- "The Last Shade
Prequel:
- "Shades Of Grey: Year One"
- "Revenge Of The 50 Shades"
- "Rogue One: A Fifty Shade Story"
TV-Serie: "Fifty Dark Agents Of S.H.A.D.E.S."
After that we'll get the Rob Zombie-reboot XD
The Dawn of Shades?
Okay what the actual fuck xD
Red Blaze I'm having a hard time telling if this is a joke or an accurate prediction of the future.
the dark side lol
And a videogame series.
We need those too.
TRIPLE AXLES AREN'T EVEN FROM GYMNASTICS, THEY'RE FROM FIGURE SKATING
*takes a deep breath* ok had to let that out
triple axles are like. the most famous ice skating move lmao
i was so confused at that line. It made me wonder "do gymnasts do triple axels? is that a ballet move I've never heard of? wait which sports use bars??? what????"
For the next movie - you should point out how Jamie Dornan was a women-killing creep in The Fall. (very good acting and good show. I kept expecting you to use a clip from there though...)
But seriously I can't believe that book ever got published. It's horrible and the movies look worse lol
Say: Its time to chew ass and kick bubblegum and I'm already out of ass
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeaase Epic Voice Guy
Senate Palpatine i think he allredy did it 😅
Wow. This isn't just fan fiction, it's bad fan fiction. Like holy shit I've read better Spirk (Spock x Kirk) fan fiction than this. That's amazing. XD
She truly gives fan fiction a bad name. Granted, 99% of all fan fiction is already shit, and another 99% of the 1% that isn't shit is still not good, but, just like real books, there are those gems that shine.
I've read the masterpiece known as Naruto guy which really is a masterpiece compared to this drivel
darkflame728 it really goes to show the integrity and standards of Hollywood
Hey, there are some really Spirk fics out there! Don't compare them to this crap >:(
Spirk definitely sounds better than Kock
The one time I'm early its for fifty shades? goddammit
Caitlin and Jaz Books u r early cause no one is even interested in even viewing this film's honest trailer ...they gate it so much!
ikr 😂😂
the lines that didn't make it to the movie killed me lmao your voice made is a hundred times funnier
Please say "He thrust his fists against the post and still insist he sees the ghost" for the new IT teaser that came out the other day!
LOL! YES!
People who watched this movie and liked it should never be able to give recommendations for movies ever again!
Moral of the story. Be rich so you could actually get away with anything.
Yannick Bryant We've known this for a while now.
Eternities King I'm still waiting for the next one. I don't care if it's 100 shades of pink or 300 shades of violet.
Wait, do you mean that if you're rich or a celebrity, you can grab a woman by the pussy, and she lets you?!
Yannick Bryant Im pretty sure Trump getting elected already proved that.
I know at the end of the last one she was running away in fear. Then within 15 minutes all is forgiven makes no sense.
"Future murder victim Anastasia Steele returns..." 😂😂😂
How? How did we, as a society, actually end up buying this garbage so much that they made a movie on it? WHY DOG, WHY!??!
Pickle BerCrew Studios people like smut. It's really that simple. There's a novel that came out in 69'...haha. Called naked came the stranger. You don't have to read it just look up how it was made. It'll make more sense.
not one, but two
Pickle BerCrew Studios perhaps it was all ironic purchases
Western society looks down on porn, middle aged women need porn, they buy this book so they can technically say they're reading a book and not obviously just reading shitty porn.
Would have never happened if we haven't always had so many hangups regarding sex. Think about it. This is sold as some steamy hardcore movie all because it has 10 minutes of (barely not vanilla) sex scenes. If we didn't have such a stigma about sex, nobody would care about this movie at all.
He likes beating up women who look like his... WHAT! WHAT WHAT! I am so done here. Bye. Forget you saw me ever. Good bye. Sayonara. I am gone world.
That’s a fair reaction tbh
And he thinks he can use an excuse for that crap
Bye Felicia.
(Am I using that right?)
Isn’t that the usual for a serial killer?
The _50 Shades_ trilogy - the only movies whose porn parodies are both better movies and better adaptations of the books.
50 Shades of Black sucked hard though
Wait, there's porn parodies of these movies? Why?
Did you just ask _why_ there are porn parodies? That's like asking why gravity?
See Rule 34 and Rule 35.
"Sucked hard" as in sucking a golf ball through a hose? Am I missing something?
I feel so bad for the people who had to make this trailer. They had to watch this stupid ass movie. Probably more than once.
>.<
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