Aubrey Plaza Reads Thirst Tweets

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  • @anandiganguly3086
    @anandiganguly3086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21554

    "the thing is I wanna be dominated, that's what ya'll are missing. I wanna be slapped around and choked and stabbed but whatever"- Miss Aubrey Plaza in the year 2022 confirmed that she is a bottom. This will surely be regarded in the future as a period of great historic significance.

    • @monalisadas9816
      @monalisadas9816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1676

      "I don't know if we're gonna get there, but if we do, you're welcome". My guess is she's a switch.

    • @AlMoSiCe210
      @AlMoSiCe210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +550

      Say less, Aubrey. I volunteer as tribute

    • @V.Vv13
      @V.Vv13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +483

      She can do ✨both✨, she wants to experience it all 😅.

    • @nyugore6681
      @nyugore6681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I can't believe it

    • @starlvs
      @starlvs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      noooo 😭😭

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18969

    "I'm just going to say that 90% of these are probably people telling me that they want to run me over, or hit me in the face or something." I love how deadpan Aubrey delivered this line.

    • @ghanshyamsingh3653
      @ghanshyamsingh3653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      She was born DeAdPaN!!!😶

    • @Nina-dk1sb
      @Nina-dk1sb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      "So let's do it 😍"

    • @plantcraftie4141
      @plantcraftie4141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      i thought she was going to say "I'm just going to say that 90% of these.. I've probably already read" haha

    • @johnluujl
      @johnluujl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's the other way round, the people supposedly want HER to run THEM over, and stomp on THEIR face"

    • @hellomate2672
      @hellomate2672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jesus loves y’all! God bless y’all! God loves you and is your protector and healer. Praise be to Jesus!!! “God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble.” Psalm 46:1.

  • @jennyw5904
    @jennyw5904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31120

    Aubrey Plaza saying “I’ll be your daddy” wasn’t something I thought I needed but here we are

  • @pietromoviesNL
    @pietromoviesNL 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +980

    now i get why Aubrey was chosen to play Lady Death in the MCU

    • @Eversaut
      @Eversaut 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      I thought she was a witch in Agatha??

    • @robgronotte1
      @robgronotte1 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      ​@@Eversautspoiler!

    • @moonknight4312
      @moonknight4312 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@Eversautshe was the green witch

    • @HD_2400
      @HD_2400 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      She was both. Yeah spoiler but its been out a for a minute and even the marvel YT channel is posting about death so I think its fair game

    • @PabloHalo-m9v
      @PabloHalo-m9v 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@moonknight4312no she's lady death

  • @SilverMiraii
    @SilverMiraii ปีที่แล้ว +11649

    At this point she would only be shocked to read something like, "I would like to hold hands with Aubrey Plaza".

    • @Macomio80
      @Macomio80 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      whose hands?

    • @mfree80286
      @mfree80286 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      @@Macomio80 And is the rest of the owner present?

    • @wildwoodandonyx
      @wildwoodandonyx ปีที่แล้ว

      Simp

    • @darkvisiongothacked
      @darkvisiongothacked ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@mfree80286 i think you mean "and is the rest of the owner still attached"

    • @mathewmcfool
      @mathewmcfool ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BOT

  • @ryanburkett949
    @ryanburkett949 ปีที่แล้ว +14176

    A horror movie where Aubrey plays herself and just actually does these things to people who tweeted this stuff.

    • @Mike_Scarn
      @Mike_Scarn ปีที่แล้ว +791

      You spelled “Porn” weird

    • @codychaney8167
      @codychaney8167 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      I offer as tribute to said movie.

    • @dandholmes
      @dandholmes ปีที่แล้ว +78

      That would actually be a cool movie.

    • @parksman0606
      @parksman0606 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Aubrey's Plaza of Pain

    • @WillEDC
      @WillEDC ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Brilliant

  • @mynamescamila
    @mynamescamila 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9328

    Aubrey Plaza saying "what do you want me to do to your holes? be specific." Whew. 10/10

    • @brysonlozano7
      @brysonlozano7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      mommi

    • @avaguavaa
      @avaguavaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ok that, but when she said to the camera “you’re all sick little babies and you all need to be stepped, stomped on” 🥵 just me? ok

    • @jonasturklbach2705
      @jonasturklbach2705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      I passed out & woke up later when she said that

    • @sonofagreatsouthernland
      @sonofagreatsouthernland 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      There's a woman that knows how to please 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @KingJT80
      @KingJT80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@jonasturklbach2705 was it the entry or the exiting of the holes that made you pass out??

  • @swordmonkey6635
    @swordmonkey6635 ปีที่แล้ว +1898

    She played an emotionally distant, sarcastic, dry, sometimes cruel, anti-social and cute character on a show and she wonders why she attracts masochists? lol

    • @amanSpawn00
      @amanSpawn00 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      It’s cuz many people think others won’t like their actual self. So they invert their own personality into something else
      This is most prevalent in young men and women
      If you’re clued in, it’s basically a way of saying, ‘no, but yes’ in a very subtle way

    • @tommybards3489
      @tommybards3489 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      that was acting dummy.

    • @YTEdy
      @YTEdy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I think most pretty women don't understand why guys want to be hurt by them, or at least, enough guys where they hear it all the time. Guys get it. Most women find it strange.

    • @captainLoknar
      @captainLoknar 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She calls any masochist freaks then she admits she would want that for herself wtf lol

    • @captainobvious8037
      @captainobvious8037 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@YTEdyWhat? It's reasonable to assume more women are into masochistic and overall submissive scenarios than men.. so they absolutely know where it's coming from.

  • @TheCollectorCave
    @TheCollectorCave ปีที่แล้ว +5495

    "I'm a nice person," said in the most sociopathic way possible. I love this woman.

    • @Anti-HyperLink
      @Anti-HyperLink ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you actually know what a sociopath is or do you use Twitter a lot? Sorry, do you use X a lot? You're not a psychologist.

    • @WardAwadelkarim
      @WardAwadelkarim ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We all do 😂

    • @maxs.3238
      @maxs.3238 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I also love the switch to "reading this really makes me wanna do it" like 20 seconds later😂

    • @romulusnr
      @romulusnr 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      literally the next one "because I *would* stab you"

    • @literallyafrog367
      @literallyafrog367 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Last one there is a nice person.

  • @michaelklassen777
    @michaelklassen777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6198

    Not as thirsty as i was expecting. Was not expecting the ending with her basically saying she wants to be dominated instead of dominating.

    • @b0zzyk511
      @b0zzyk511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +400

      They never use the real thirsty tweets with female celebs

    • @catherinegelle
      @catherinegelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@b0zzyk511 why not

    • @tech4days162
      @tech4days162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@b0zzyk511 they used to, with tanna mogo. I dont know how to spell her last name. But they used to be way thirstier especially with the men and now they are so tame and boring

    • @hellomate2672
      @hellomate2672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Jesus loves y’all! God bless y’all! God loves you and is your protector and healer. Praise be to Jesus!!! “God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble.” Psalm 46:1.

    • @CeziHD
      @CeziHD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@tech4days162 well they're still quite explicit and she's not shy and trying to play them down ... I honestly expected this to be way tamer. Like this Buzzfeed in the end, interesting to hear that it was wilder at some point ... judging from the video tho Aubrey could probably make an amazing side income with her openess, if she wanted to.

  • @yumiimoraless
    @yumiimoraless 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6184

    i just love how she knew what people would say in those thirst tweets 😂😂

    • @hedrickoYO
      @hedrickoYO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      she's probably just searched her name on twitter before lmao

    • @hellomate2672
      @hellomate2672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jesus loves y’all! God bless y’all! God loves you and is your protector and healer. Praise be to Jesus!!! “God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble.” Psalm 46:1.

    • @yumiimoraless
      @yumiimoraless 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hedrickoYO shoot i didn’t notice 🫣 thanks for the clarification bud

    • @Phoenix-md8sh
      @Phoenix-md8sh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's what adds the sexiness to this. She's so alluring and funny.

    • @yumiimoraless
      @yumiimoraless 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Phoenix-md8sh agreed

  • @katevand
    @katevand 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +103

    3:17 Agatha wrote this one lol

    • @marvellbgry
      @marvellbgry 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      🤣

  • @tmoneystickyrice
    @tmoneystickyrice ปีที่แล้ว +5747

    LMAO. The reveal at the end. Aubrey just wants to be dominated but people just want her to dominate them. She truly is misunderstood. 😂

    • @anthonygregory6797
      @anthonygregory6797 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      I mean it was a pretty big giveaway when she said she had daddy issues LOL, but then again I'm not surprised most people didn't hear that because they were focused on the other things LOL

    • @claudiamessaros8320
      @claudiamessaros8320 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Umm it seemed more so like she was just uncomfortable with the whole video.

    • @CharlieLeeHamilton
      @CharlieLeeHamilton ปีที่แล้ว +209

      @@claudiamessaros8320 It's a mixture. Some of it she is uncomfortable with and some you can tell she is into. She's a little freaky.

    • @unstoppableExodia
      @unstoppableExodia ปีที่แล้ว

      That was actually my favorite part where she reveals at the end that she’s just like most women who are into being dominated and get off on being fucked rough and hard.

    • @Golfzilla70
      @Golfzilla70 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@CharlieLeeHamilton no doubt about it. She takes these movie roles that have a common theme, and the freakiness stands out :) She's awesome

  • @hermywolf5041
    @hermywolf5041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8294

    she knew exactly what to expect lmaoo

    • @hectorsumaoang2320
      @hectorsumaoang2320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      i have a feeling she goes through social media for this when she has the time

    • @thisisisabella3634
      @thisisisabella3634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      because she's already read them all before.

    • @Norsilca
      @Norsilca 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@augustinefaithdefender Yeah she's flooded with these 24/7 already.

    • @SelectiveApathy82
      @SelectiveApathy82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She probably rehearsed and practiced this beforehand a bit

    • @allano7814
      @allano7814 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      or, OOOR, she knows exactly what she wants 😏

  • @MichaelThompson94
    @MichaelThompson94 ปีที่แล้ว +6329

    I never thought that Aubrey Plaza would create a video reading only MY tweets.

  • @christophermorgan598
    @christophermorgan598 ปีที่แล้ว +1004

    Her delivery is superb. The way she can say all this shit with a *mostly* straight face and it be absolutely hilarious is unmatched.

    • @smhdpt12
      @smhdpt12 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Calm down, she was literally just reading messed up tweets. She's not a deity or something.

    • @chad8767
      @chad8767 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      She rarely slips up and breaks out in actual laughter, it was great to see her struggle to get through some of these.

    • @benjaminparker1653
      @benjaminparker1653 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      the straight-face is what makes this video so freaking hilarious

  • @MrBadSmash
    @MrBadSmash ปีที่แล้ว +3804

    "The feminine urge to get railed by Aubrey Plaza" actually made me laugh, that was fucking hilarious

    • @susieq8424
      @susieq8424 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +189

      And her reply: "''Cause I could!" OMG!

    • @rae.lynnnn
      @rae.lynnnn 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@susieq8424YESSS

    • @PositivEddie
      @PositivEddie หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      I love that she did this while on her break while working at foot locker

    • @Shashini12
      @Shashini12 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Can u plzz describe railed mean?sorry im not good at english 🥲

    • @choisuu
      @choisuu หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@PositivEddieshe worked in foot locker??

  • @alexandrahay3304
    @alexandrahay3304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5338

    Little did she know…………….Elizabeth Olsen wrote all of them.

    • @zaynes5094
      @zaynes5094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      @Alexandra Hay Lol that’s funny. Haha I just visualized Olsen sitting on her bed laughing as she wrote a few thirst tweets at Aubrey. She certainly was enamored by Aubrey.

    • @maxine4665
      @maxine4665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Best comment ever 😂😂

    • @jeanwagner1977
      @jeanwagner1977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nice

    • @tvfunkyman6269
      @tvfunkyman6269 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Take my like

    • @Dragon-Slay3r
      @Dragon-Slay3r ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @sunflowerness1262
    @sunflowerness1262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2353

    2:10 'that is just nasty and i'm into it' Hahaha She's a legend She's an icon and she is the moment,
    Edit: what? OMG i'm famous

    • @xinthebox
      @xinthebox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Comon now

    • @hellomate2672
      @hellomate2672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jesus loves y’all! God bless y’all! God loves you and is your protector and healer. Praise be to Jesus!!! “God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble.” Psalm 46:1.

    • @theaterkween5791
      @theaterkween5791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now, c'mon now

    • @ichneumon2776
      @ichneumon2776 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hellomate2672 🖕

    • @leonscottkennedy007
      @leonscottkennedy007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@hellomate2672 if you love your jesus go to church not in youtube comments

  • @patrickpromen3605
    @patrickpromen3605 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +282

    She is the perfect person for this. Between the dry sense of humor, the wit, and the willingness to play along, it just makes it all the funnier.

  • @PlatonicVoyeur
    @PlatonicVoyeur ปีที่แล้ว +13282

    me sacrificing my firstborn for Aubrey Plaza: "sorry about this buddy"
    my son: "no no, I get it"

    • @tyriaxepheles7996
      @tyriaxepheles7996 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Underrated comment

    • @jsov8864
      @jsov8864 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I am fucking dying over here xD

    • @kaizoisevil
      @kaizoisevil ปีที่แล้ว +49

      In the Mahabharata, Bheeshma’s father gave up Bheeshma’s right to inheritance so he could marry a woman, who would only agree to the marriage if her and only her offspring would inherit. Bheeshma agreed to the deal in order to see his father be happy.

    • @KantHandleThis
      @KantHandleThis ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kaizoisevil oh my god

    • @Jeice555
      @Jeice555 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      your son: "nice"

  • @HairFIip
    @HairFIip ปีที่แล้ว +17077

    If Jenna Ortega plays teenage Wednesday Adams, Aubrey Plaza should play adult Wednesday.

    • @aslanov2001
      @aslanov2001 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      How come did I not think about it huh?

    • @TheFrugalVideoGamer
      @TheFrugalVideoGamer ปีที่แล้ว +354

      Nah, still gotta give it to Christina Ricci.

    • @PHPUSA66
      @PHPUSA66 ปีที่แล้ว +454

      She mentioned in another interview she’d rather play Morticia

    • @TheGoodGuy85
      @TheGoodGuy85 ปีที่แล้ว

      She would have been a better Morticia at the very least

    • @heisenberg4406
      @heisenberg4406 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      Aubrey is just Wednesday in real life

  • @zerjiozerjio
    @zerjiozerjio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3667

    I’m like the gayest dude ever, but man, every time she stuck her tongue in her cheek suggestively I think I knew what it felt like to be straight for a split second.

    • @ObsidianLife
      @ObsidianLife 2 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      Straight for Aubrey? LOL!

    • @gilanapatrick
      @gilanapatrick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      this is the best comment i've ever read

    • @forspartaaa2348
      @forspartaaa2348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      It happens my lesbian friend has a huge hard on Henry Cavill and Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston

    • @forspartaaa2348
      @forspartaaa2348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ObsidianLife ikr like i am a dude and i don't feel that way like how the OP does for her

    • @ChrisShafi
      @ChrisShafi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmaoooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @VancityMerc319
    @VancityMerc319 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    3:44 She said she could!👀

  • @undergroundking.
    @undergroundking. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4045

    She's the most awkwardly beautiful woman out there

    • @cheerio8981
      @cheerio8981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Aubrey is more than one woman? Well, *there is something I didn’t know!

    • @Weimerica8841
      @Weimerica8841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I don't even know what a woman is anymore

    • @mikcnmvedmsfonoteka
      @mikcnmvedmsfonoteka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Aubrey but Anna Kendric and Karen Gilligan are also awkward maybe Kristen Bell but yes no one can top Aubrey! i Had a dream about A-Team female reboot - Aubrey Plaza as Murdock, Karen Gilligan as Face, Gina Carano as Mrs. T and Halle Berry as Colonel Smith and Anna Kendric as Amy. + Jame Lee Curtis as Col.Decker

    • @Gladys_772
      @Gladys_772 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cos some part of body are paralysed

    • @ikariiprince
      @ikariiprince 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I’m so confused when people say she’s “awkward” she’s the most chill person there is

  • @Ndndksndbfnsb
    @Ndndksndbfnsb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1251

    I think we’re all just holes for Aubrey plaza

    • @pashe01
      @pashe01 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      All my holes are hers

    • @whythenumber
      @whythenumber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      It's the unifing human experience

    • @4n820
      @4n820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      stop 😭

    • @dmu5370
      @dmu5370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fill me in

    • @jeanwagner1977
      @jeanwagner1977 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      TIME MAGAZINE YH O

  • @TheOnlyLand
    @TheOnlyLand ปีที่แล้ว +1984

    Watching her try to hold in the laughs was the funnest part lmfao

    • @charlieschurk
      @charlieschurk ปีที่แล้ว +22

      At this point I feel like that's just her natural facial expression lol

    • @ozbullymorales1020
      @ozbullymorales1020 ปีที่แล้ว

      She’s like a sexy Leslie Nielsen. But female.

    • @alexfamie5255
      @alexfamie5255 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea but the point was for ME to laugh? 🤷‍♂️😔

  • @rosie2341
    @rosie2341 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +180

    can confirm she IS a nice person i met her and she was very kind

    • @PolyphonicSigma
      @PolyphonicSigma 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      What did she do to your holes? Lol

  • @kafkaf7392
    @kafkaf7392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3291

    she's so fucking funny i couldn't stop laughing

    • @urrockstargf111
      @urrockstargf111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      off topic but cas in your pfp

    • @hellomate2672
      @hellomate2672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jesus loves y’all! God bless y’all! God loves you and is your protector and healer. Praise be to Jesus!!! “God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble.” Psalm 46:1.

    • @kafkaf7392
      @kafkaf7392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@urrockstargf111 ty:)

    • @jeffpro8
      @jeffpro8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I believe she's funny without even trying 😂

    • @kafkaf7392
      @kafkaf7392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jeffpro8 right!? she just exists and i laugh, it's kind of concerning😂

  • @k4l715
    @k4l715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3649

    Aubrey Plaza is like that sadist teacher everyone has a crush on

    • @Hasturous13
      @Hasturous13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Even though she literally admits at the end that shes a masochist at the end and wants to be choked? not doing the choking?

    • @jade.g07
      @jade.g07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      IKR SJDJR.

    • @jade.g07
      @jade.g07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Hasturous13 ofc but the way she responded to these tweets be like a sadistic teacher 😂 believe me when i say she reminded me of my prev maths teacher.

    • @NeverDoubtMe23
      @NeverDoubtMe23 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She is ugly, I just don't get it.

    • @jade.g07
      @jade.g07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@NeverDoubtMe23 Go to the eye doctor right now, my guy.

  • @saroachman
    @saroachman ปีที่แล้ว +777

    Never dreamed I'd live to hear Aubrey Plaza say the word "bussy"

    • @XenaBe25
      @XenaBe25 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lol that's a gross word when it's used on a woman

    • @ninja_tony
      @ninja_tony ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@XenaBe25I don’t even know wtf the word is but it still sounds gross. I’m guessing its the new way kids say “p*ssy” without actually saying it, but it sounds stupid.

    • @XenaBe25
      @XenaBe25 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ninja_tony It's what men who are pretending call their partners' man cave f*kholes when they want to pretend their partners are **cough** capable of menstruating. I never understood why all the pretending, personally. If you're a fudgepacker, just admit it, already. Wear it like a rainbow and be proud of the poop you slap your boys into.

    • @marcosc9130
      @marcosc9130 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ninja_tony worse, it's "boys pussy" so ass, it's a gay slang, you were better without knowing it but now you do, live with it.

    • @Databat123
      @Databat123 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ninja_tony Nah it's mostly used to refer to men, mostly femboys. Still a weird word but eh what can you do, people say what they want to say.

  • @murderface15g13
    @murderface15g13 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    I clicked on this because Aubrey Plaza, not Buzzfeed.

    • @MrDirtyd405
      @MrDirtyd405 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Facts

  • @healingpoisonbreak9984
    @healingpoisonbreak9984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    "i am free on never day"
    it reminds me of april scheduling ron's appointments in a day that does not exist.

    • @anylove370
      @anylove370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      A day she *thought* didn't exist, march 31st, which is actually a day that very much exists

    • @healingpoisonbreak9984
      @healingpoisonbreak9984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@anylove370 yeah I know that. this is obviously about after she realized her mistake

    • @anylove370
      @anylove370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@healingpoisonbreak9984 I wasn't razzing on your comment, I really like the joke from the show so because your comment mentions the setup, I wanted to bring up the punchline

    • @healingpoisonbreak9984
      @healingpoisonbreak9984 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anylove370 😊

    • @DJ-iu5bb
      @DJ-iu5bb 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Smarch weather on The Simpsons

  • @Coverdrive400
    @Coverdrive400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3408

    At this point she could start an only fans with just pictures of her feet and bring in millions. Man the world is crazy.

    • @Weimerica8841
      @Weimerica8841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      I'm not even into feet but I'd pay $5 for that.

    • @hellomate2672
      @hellomate2672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Jesus loves y’all! God bless y’all! God loves you and is your protector and healer. Praise be to Jesus!!! “God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble.” Psalm 46:1.

    • @horuslupercal2385
      @horuslupercal2385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This sounds exactly like an ex-boss of mine 😐

    • @Joshu_Y
      @Joshu_Y 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Inserting her feet into holes

    • @Savagemode09
      @Savagemode09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      She could literally be rich af

  • @Pebbles01177
    @Pebbles01177 ปีที่แล้ว +2499

    I love when she calls us sick 🥵

    • @Pebbles01177
      @Pebbles01177 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @AnimalRocks it’s not the same from you

    • @rhys69696
      @rhys69696 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Roman Roy is that you?

    • @Martyrium5
      @Martyrium5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg I loooove this weird comments😂❤

    • @StarKushExoticGalaxy
      @StarKushExoticGalaxy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yesss turns me on

    • @kojoattah3987
      @kojoattah3987 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      4:21 AMBATAKAUM ‼️

  • @TimDaco
    @TimDaco 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    She was So Great in Agatha All Along. I understand Thanos and Deadpool's entire motivation now.

  • @Chaz1871
    @Chaz1871 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    It's cool that she was willing to do this, she seems to be more down to earth than most celebrities.

    • @JustinOther
      @JustinOther ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/C4klWmwC2ds/w-d-xo.html

    • @zipzzo
      @zipzzo ปีที่แล้ว +23

      as if there aren't thousands of videos of other mainstream actors doing this lol...

    • @h445
      @h445 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@zipzzo there aren't, afaik. were you being needlessly hyperbolic or have some sauce for those claims?

    • @DrSwazz
      @DrSwazz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@h445 It's TH-cam. There might literally be thousands of videos of other mainstream actors doing this.

    • @sergeantsapient
      @sergeantsapient 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@zipzzo work on your reading comprehension. He said that it's cool she's willing to do this. He wasn't making a definite claim that other actors don't do this dumbass.

  • @dobleonce
    @dobleonce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    She started with "cause i could" then "oh, I would" and ended with "I WILL"

  • @yessicasalinas166
    @yessicasalinas166 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    The editing on that "Idk this person" about Matthew Gray Gubler lmao

  • @wanderinginthewoods_sam
    @wanderinginthewoods_sam 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    1:54, My favorite moment. This word needs to end. Seriously. I love her facial expressions and just the way she expresses herself. She's such a beautiful woman. 5:11 You can hear someone laughing in the background, lol!!

  • @daviddiazv17
    @daviddiazv17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Her progressively getting more annoyed, yet also more into the idea of dominating these people is everything lol

  • @ShinRyojin
    @ShinRyojin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    I love how Aubrey is both taken aback and down to clown for these tweets.

  • @Thebeastakuma1337
    @Thebeastakuma1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2037

    So she likes feet stuff, she has daddy issues, and most importantly she wants to be dominated 😵 such an overload of information. Always love her attitude and humour regardless of the topic of an interview.

    • @deviousj5868
      @deviousj5868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah. She has a kink with running people over with cars.

    • @zorantaylor3190
      @zorantaylor3190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      "I'm just a big ol' baby, I need my dipey changed" -Aubrey Plaza

    • @TheJooberjones
      @TheJooberjones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Spoiler: every woman wants to be dominated

    • @astr0sauce
      @astr0sauce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@TheJooberjones cap

    • @TheJooberjones
      @TheJooberjones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@astr0sauce OnG

  • @youvelookedbetter
    @youvelookedbetter 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    She's so real for saying that "simp" is a gross word.

  • @carsonjones6479
    @carsonjones6479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    I love how she delivers this with such a serious face she’s so witty

  • @anylove370
    @anylove370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1408

    So we're just not going to talk about that ending? Cause like, Aubrey, I'm your woman

    • @mione134
      @mione134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Tell that to her husband 😂

    • @briarelyse5136
      @briarelyse5136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@mione134 Oh I would!

    • @anylove370
      @anylove370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@mione134 be glad to. She's out here asking for someone to dominate her, clearly buddy boy ain't up to the task

    • @jeremywrentzel
      @jeremywrentzel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll dominate her and her husband. They can take turns watching me work.

    • @ivanweapon1196
      @ivanweapon1196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@anylove370 she wants a man not a sandwich maker get real

  • @castawayonthemoon
    @castawayonthemoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    This probably one of the best thirst tweets ever!

  • @M7Reaper
    @M7Reaper 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    I couldn't stop laughing, her humor is God given.

  • @michaeldowd8422
    @michaeldowd8422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    I'd let Aubrey Plaza pay my energy bills this winter.

    • @hobojungle1
      @hobojungle1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Sicko

    • @michaeldowd8422
      @michaeldowd8422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@hobojungle1 I know. I need help. Especially with the gas bill.

    • @RichardRatner.1972
      @RichardRatner.1972 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michaeldowd8422 Brilliant! Kindest regards, Richard U.K

    • @babarazamsucks
      @babarazamsucks ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RichardRatner.1972 Coming across this clip now and replying to your comment from hours ago.

    • @fatboitino2
      @fatboitino2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Freaky Deak

  • @mohdshareef563
    @mohdshareef563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    The voice, the expressions, the sense of humor everything about her is awesome.
    She is awesome.

  • @paulinahawrysio4144
    @paulinahawrysio4144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1344

    Aubrey knew exactly what she expected 😂

    • @gracie99999
      @gracie99999 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      well I was thirsty? and what tf is sim I dont get it either tho I use it?

    • @ruinbloom9061
      @ruinbloom9061 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would hope so

  • @armandogarciaaizaga4728
    @armandogarciaaizaga4728 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Knew she wouldn't dissapoint.

  • @heatherheatherandheather846
    @heatherheatherandheather846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    she's so effortlessly funny

  • @turtleburglary1141
    @turtleburglary1141 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    She's such a gift to the world its unreal.

  • @kylastyla6399
    @kylastyla6399 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    “Again with the stabbing and the stomping.” 😭

  • @jameljenks2584
    @jameljenks2584 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    I could really go for a series where she plays the hero, villian, and love interest

  • @Blullaby
    @Blullaby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I enjoyed seeing her breaking out of her usual "deadpan" demeanor and get genuinely tickled by the tweets (:

    • @jeanwagner1977
      @jeanwagner1977 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      1883 🇺🇲🪞⚖️😭😭

  • @janlim0916
    @janlim0916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    *Iam almost 100% sure that Aubrey Plaza stomped on an Hollywood executive's face at one point in her career.*

    • @pashe01
      @pashe01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @1 point? I am almost sure like 90% she has a practice of doing that to Hollywood execs.

    • @mr.e7541
      @mr.e7541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What the hell is sexy about being stepped on and stabbed. Why would you want anyone to do? I just don't get it.

    • @kartank1068
      @kartank1068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mr.e7541 these are fetishes. Some fetishes are more extrem than others.

  • @omarsoliman2355
    @omarsoliman2355 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    I LOVE how much she gets her own vibe. It's her character from the Scott Pilgrim movie, right? Just very serious, monotone, abusively mean. but not in an angry way. I LOVE HER in just about anything. By the way, she's a really good actress. But some might say that it's much more difficult to appear to be any kind of a version of yourself on camera. She just makes it all look very natural. She is effortlessly HILARIOUS!!!

    • @WokeMindMender
      @WokeMindMender หลายเดือนก่อน

      And Parks and Recreation too

  • @rodbelding9523
    @rodbelding9523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    It's hilarious that she knew exactly what these people were gonna say, she must read comments in her spare time lol.

  • @kharl92
    @kharl92 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    No BS.. Aubrey Plaza is like a fine wine she only gets better with age 🤤🤤🤤🤤🫠

  • @jcp1984again
    @jcp1984again 2 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    "Simp is the grossest word I've ever heard though. I don't like saying it or reading it."
    Aubrey Plaza, you have done well. 😍

    • @txmetalhead82xk
      @txmetalhead82xk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Simp for simpleton lol.

    • @LukeyMia4
      @LukeyMia4 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Simps deserve death. Their families too.
      This is not up for debate lmao

    • @jens2049
      @jens2049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Based

    • @thegreatnoob9991
      @thegreatnoob9991 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@txmetalhead82xk It's amazing how people take the short form of a word and try to make it seem like something new.

  • @undead9999
    @undead9999 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    the fact that you cannot tell if her digging it is genuine or not is masterful comedy ahahah

  • @jonathanlondon6939
    @jonathanlondon6939 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    She's definitely someone who I think would be a lot of fun and I wish I could know her personally

    • @mikedavis4851
      @mikedavis4851 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sitting on a bar stool having a beer,or drinks one could get Broke ribs from laughing.😅

  • @emptycarousels3950
    @emptycarousels3950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    She knows her audience and she plays them well!

  • @0525loki
    @0525loki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Aubrey has the weirdest fans. Life is Aubrey. Aubrey is life.

  • @djdonald243
    @djdonald243 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    She seems so genuinely nice and laid back - one of those people who quiet people want her to pick as their friend for an hour, once or twice a week.

  • @abrilmolina5012
    @abrilmolina5012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    She’s like a real life Daria. What an icon 😍

    • @JS-cr5fn
      @JS-cr5fn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      There's a video from College Humor where she plays Daria

    • @sasukesarutobi3862
      @sasukesarutobi3862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@JS-cr5fn Thank you for introducing me to this fact

  • @user-xf5nf9oo2t
    @user-xf5nf9oo2t ปีที่แล้ว +921

    I would like to see her reaction to tweets like : I would make Aubrey Plaza a cake. I would like to have philosophical discussions in the park with Aubrey Plaza.
    Just the deadpan of statements like these would really be something else.

    • @fluffyfluffykatz
      @fluffyfluffykatz ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I want to have Aubrey Plaza's cake and eat it too

    • @robinyowife
      @robinyowife ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I want to breathe in the same radius as Aubrey Plaza. I want to greet Aubrey Plaza in a kind manner.

    • @Jagar_Tharn
      @Jagar_Tharn ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would like to nod at Aubrey from across the plaza.

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@robinyowife Ok, now you're creeping her out.

    • @donaldpump3072
      @donaldpump3072 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol women don't want that

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    "I'm free... Neverday!" Haha, I love how much shade Aubrey has! 😂😎

  • @philiphunn194
    @philiphunn194 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I anticipate a huge increase in these kinds of tweets now that Agatha All Along has been released.

    • @marcusking8507
      @marcusking8507 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I wasn't going to watch it, but seeing pics of her in it has, erm, tempted me 😂

  • @JT-xh1ih
    @JT-xh1ih 2 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    "I'd put myself on a spit roast for Aubrey Plaza."
    "Thank you so much."
    That *KILLED* me 🤣

  • @medea2693
    @medea2693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    It was funny enough that she knew she was in for some super creepy comments. But I couldn't stop laughing at both 3:35 & 4:13. Her awkward is adorable!!!

    • @Mewse1203
      @Mewse1203 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You can tell she was fighting hard not to laugh. It was so sweet.

    • @5amuk
      @5amuk ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The way she breaks character is just hot

  • @ivanmondragon2735
    @ivanmondragon2735 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    i never got the hype but i knew other people were in love with her so i expected this would be funny, what i was not expecting however was to leave this video with a crush on her myself 😳😳the little stifled tongue in cheek smile, the deadpan delivery, her admitting being a sub... i get it now i really do.

  • @justvibewiththemusic
    @justvibewiththemusic 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    4:46 every time she does that, it gets to me

  • @loveinthematrix
    @loveinthematrix ปีที่แล้ว +96

    The funniest thing about her is that I know she is probably the sweetest most sensitive person beneath all of her protective layers and that’s honestly what I like about her the most. Lady just wants a loving hug.

    • @williamcochran7230
      @williamcochran7230 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, that's not what she said she wanted at the end. It might have been a joke though. She does tell a joke from time to time.

  • @filmexpressreviews
    @filmexpressreviews ปีที่แล้ว +102

    She delivers exactly what people want

  • @7007pam
    @7007pam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I laughed so much, she's great!! We need Matthew Gray Gubler now!!!

    • @rinaj1604
      @rinaj1604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yessssssssssssss

    • @gator9339
      @gator9339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MGG is a nice guy I met him irl

  • @MusicLover-my6fo
    @MusicLover-my6fo 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    All of these tweets were from Agatha Harkness.

  • @gustavodelgado5716
    @gustavodelgado5716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Aubrey Plaza is a genius, a true cinematic genius and I love her levels of comedy. Check out this movie!!!!

  • @shazzycromo
    @shazzycromo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    "the thing is I wanna be dominated"
    girl, ill dominate you anyday...

    • @MJAY-N7129
      @MJAY-N7129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Um, same

    • @nternetrat
      @nternetrat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hnng

    • @ObsidianLife
      @ObsidianLife 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, but then she'd switch on you and turn you into a sock puppet.
      Yup, that kind...

    • @Hasturous13
      @Hasturous13 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@ObsidianLife and there's a problem with is?
      Doesn't matter Top, Bottom, Left, Right, if it's Aubrey Plaza we fucking all night

    • @rgerber
      @rgerber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't think anyone is capable of dominating Aubrey Plaza

  • @angie2563
    @angie2563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    3:42 ma’am?? i’m not okay

  • @joeknapp9162
    @joeknapp9162 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    1:37 is my favorite 😂

  • @garretburrow
    @garretburrow ปีที่แล้ว +38

    4:06

  • @alienbaby2358
    @alienbaby2358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    love that we're getting girls now, love that this one was aubrey plaza even more

    • @b0zzyk511
      @b0zzyk511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Except that it'll just be thirst tweets that are all about violence and nothing close to what the guys get in theirs.

    • @priiifrg
      @priiifrg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@b0zzyk511 huh? all the guys get are violent tweets too

    • @jeanwagner1977
      @jeanwagner1977 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      JeanDoneCheck

    • @jeanwagner1977
      @jeanwagner1977 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      HOT LEO

  • @controlfreak110
    @controlfreak110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    “Okay fine I will stab you” No, you’re playing into their game. That’s how they win.

  • @kevjd24
    @kevjd24 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Every role I’ve ever seen her in has been amazing. Including her role in real life. Btw, if you haven’t seen her in the FX series “Legion” definitely check that out immediately. Her character is so Aubrey Plaza it’s crazy.

  • @sauce6746
    @sauce6746 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Imagine being a kid and someone told you that you'd grow up to be lusted over in the most violent ways

  • @danp6897
    @danp6897 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Can you imagine being like her chauffeur or personal assistant and hearing her random phone conversations all day? I suspect it'd be one of the more interesting jobs in Hollywood.

  • @lesmercredis
    @lesmercredis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "I don't know who Matthew Gray Gubler is, I've never of that person in my life" 😐 OMG I love her so much

  • @World.21
    @World.21 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    last 5 seconds of the video were like a stab to my heart

    • @Cat_Steven
      @Cat_Steven หลายเดือนก่อน

      FRRRR
      i mean it's kinda on ourselves tho, we did ask her to stab us

  • @insignifikant
    @insignifikant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Not thirsty enough. Cmon Buzzfeed, you did well with male celebrities. Don't be afraid to dig for the worst.

  • @EvLSpectre
    @EvLSpectre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Even though Aubrey has stated she wants to be dominated, I have absolutely no clue if she's serious or not. She's deadpan and sarcastic her entire life. Imaging dating her...
    BABE THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!
    No it's not Aubrey, stop being silly.

  • @mikkelcolfach4652
    @mikkelcolfach4652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    05:14 did the camera man laugh?

  • @sheolcodemonkey4027
    @sheolcodemonkey4027 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    "Why do you want me to rail you?"
    Do you want the long answer or the short answer?

  • @ikariiprince
    @ikariiprince 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    The “I’m just a hole” comment sent her over the edge lmao

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I've got to admit, those words in that order make me feel a certain way...

  • @Pablo668
    @Pablo668 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    A naturally funny person.

  • @bowmanbrent419
    @bowmanbrent419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I wasn't thirsty until I saw her do this 4:45

  • @ChrisJ926
    @ChrisJ926 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So, help me understand:
    1) Do people find her hot?
    2) Is this supposed to be funny?
    I don't get either.

    • @enchanted6007
      @enchanted6007 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      true for both ig ppl have different tastes if u dont know

  • @heyHelene
    @heyHelene 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    4:13 lol the way she's cracking up