Honest Trailers | Titanic (2023)

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    Honest Trailers | Titanic (2023 Remaster)
    Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
    Title Design: Robert Holtby
    Written by: Spencer Gilbert, Danielle Radford, Lon Harris, and Drew Grant
    Produced by: Spencer Gilbert
    Edited by: Kevin Williamsen
    Post-Production Manager: Emin Bassavand
    Post-Production Coordinator: Mikołaj Kossakowski
    Assistant Editor: Rebecca Castaneda
    Director of Video Production: Max Dionne
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  • @annaophelias
    @annaophelias ปีที่แล้ว +533

    How have I never noticed how much Jack drags Rose around and says "come on"? 🤣

    • @MrJimheeren
      @MrJimheeren ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Because it’s a 3 hour 15 minute movie and he says it 6 times so good luck remember that

    • @michellecate5422
      @michellecate5422 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Right?! I was snorting 🤣

  • @quinnriordan571
    @quinnriordan571 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    That “your mom” joke was straight outta pocket 😂😂

    • @SCREENJUNKIES_MULTIVERSE
      @SCREENJUNKIES_MULTIVERSE ปีที่แล้ว

      ᴄᴏɴɢʀᴀᴛᴜʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴs® ᴛʜᴀɴᴋs ғᴏʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴀᴍᴏɴɢsᴛ ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀs ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜𝙰𝚙𝚙⁺𝟏𝟗𝟎𝟗𝟐𝟎𝟔𝟔𝟑𝟒𝟐 ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪɢɪᴛs* ✍🏼.

    • @juansf1111
      @juansf1111 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I had to pause the video because I couldn't stop laughing hahah

    • @DutchDelusion
      @DutchDelusion ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was searching for this comment 🤣

    • @Vazik05
      @Vazik05 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@juansf1111 You are not alone 🤣 my family thinks I've lost it now.

    • @carstereobandits
      @carstereobandits 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was vaguely listening and nearly missed it, i was like wait did they really just drop a 'your mom' joke on us?? 😂

  • @charlieclark9552
    @charlieclark9552 ปีที่แล้ว +2519

    To the mole people who kept titanic lights on for so long, we salute you

    • @josephfisher426
      @josephfisher426 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I hope the Mole People get more of a reference in the commentary... that was pretty good for a B movie.

    • @nonamesplease6288
      @nonamesplease6288 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was cracking to see such stout young molepeople destroying themselves for King and country.

    • @jimb.7523
      @jimb.7523 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I salute the crab people underwater who kept the Titanic preserved all that time.

    • @TheRealSkeletor
      @TheRealSkeletor ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@jimb.7523 They be having crab raves every night in that shipwreck.

    • @sc5922
      @sc5922 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Fact : talking about the higher ranks in engine room , all 25 engineer and 8 electrician were lost.

  • @simondewitt7161
    @simondewitt7161 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    Mythbusters showed the odds of both of them surviving on that door were very small but possible. So for Leonardo to sacrifice himself makes sense. Was he supposed to be able to calculate all of the factors while freezing to death in the ocean or just guarantee Rose lives?

    • @waynefung9901
      @waynefung9901 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Exactly! Whether the door could have fit another person misses the point that the incident illustrates the mindsets of Jack and Rose. In those critical seconds, Jack's TOP priority was Rose's safety. Once he found a solution, he didn't want to get overly greedy and add risk to the solution he found because any further action might backfire and put Rose back in the icy water. The reason Rose didn't offer any further suggestion was that she was FULLY in her feminine. When feminine energy fully trusts a masculine lead (which is how feminine energy expresses love), that means she assumes that the masculine person has thought through everything and that the course of action HE chooses is the best possible one. Feminine energy will therefore unquestioningly follow the masculine's instructions, which was simply to get on the door.

    • @thebestkatewinslet
      @thebestkatewinslet ปีที่แล้ว +1

      u mean Jack

    • @JackalopeBunny
      @JackalopeBunny ปีที่แล้ว +11

      To be fair they used life jackets in order to make it work.. also the conditions were different then when mythbusters did it, pretty sure.

    • @GunlessSnake
      @GunlessSnake ปีที่แล้ว +4

      According to the internet where "competence" is obvious and real-life complexities don't matter, yes :P

    • @iamhungey12345
      @iamhungey12345 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@waynefung9901 Lol.

  • @sugandhakohli
    @sugandhakohli ปีที่แล้ว +3866

    Shout out to the guy who married Rose, loved her for years, raised a family with her, died before her and was waiting for her in the afterlife only to witness her go kiss a guy she knew on a ship for a day.

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Waiting for her? A man has needs.

    • @TheSchaef47
      @TheSchaef47 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Never forget

    • @Metal0sopher
      @Metal0sopher ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Titanic II: The Heavenly Heart Break

    • @victorsamsung2921
      @victorsamsung2921 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You mean Jack Dawson, or should I *say* Jack Calvert, all along? Haven't you heard the "time-travel" stories about Jack?
      Why he is it that the crew on the Keldysh could not find *anything* on Jack Dawson? If you've seen Cameron's other work, like Terminator and Aliens ... you know it when you see it.😉

    • @themisfitowl2595
      @themisfitowl2595 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@victorsamsung2921
      Uh, because his tickets would have said Sven and Olaf... no I'm not making a Frozen reference. They literally won a poker game and boarded the ship with some other dude's tickets. Nobody would have had Jack's or Fabrizio's names down on any registry at all.

  • @goldenlightpictures6223
    @goldenlightpictures6223 ปีที่แล้ว +1233

    Love that we’ve now gotten two remastered Janes Cameron movie trailers! 😄

    • @yaritzamiranda921
      @yaritzamiranda921 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Only james cameron can dethrone james cameron at the box office or so they say lol

    • @goldenlightpictures6223
      @goldenlightpictures6223 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yaritzamiranda921 I believe it! 😆

    • @jeuryrabassa4724
      @jeuryrabassa4724 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      All that we need now is Terminator 1&2 Remastered and i be happy.
      Ah,it feels so good to rewatch all these movies in theaters again.
      Such a good time.

    • @joshuahuq
      @joshuahuq ปีที่แล้ว

      why

    • @thanehaun9267
      @thanehaun9267 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Don't Read My Profile Picture I won't

  • @georgeeastwood6930
    @georgeeastwood6930 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    Based on this performance alone, Billy Zane REALLY should play Lex Luthor if “Superman” is rebooted outside of the DCEU.

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      A Kaiju sized missed opportunity

    • @FlagCutie
      @FlagCutie ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Honestly!

    • @barbarakey554
      @barbarakey554 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I would have taken Billy Zane over Jack anyday.

    • @pepperdiao37
      @pepperdiao37 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Check out Bill Zane in Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight. He definitely has that Lex Luthor/John Travolta bad guy vibes, with the scalp to match! Also, he gets to terrorize Jada Pinkett.

    • @Dreggsao
      @Dreggsao ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@pepperdiao37 People need to check out Demon Knight in general. Such a fun movie.

  • @Gigi-ws1yx
    @Gigi-ws1yx ปีที่แล้ว +750

    I just knew there would be a joke about Leo’s questionable dating preferences 😭😭😭

    • @forygamesu217
      @forygamesu217 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      questionable??? you mean efficient and consistent

    • @GinHindew110
      @GinHindew110 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is called "sexual revolution" the future is now old man

    • @michelloons
      @michelloons ปีที่แล้ว

      @@forygamesu217 love when degenerates out themselves

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      When his date turns 25, he will break up with her.

    • @forygamesu217
      @forygamesu217 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@michelloons Those strong independent Women also uses Leo to get into the Limelight ... Symbiosis wink wink ... btw how old are you?

  • @sugarysaturn3597
    @sugarysaturn3597 ปีที่แล้ว +1124

    When you realize the little girl Jack dances with would be too old for Leo to date in 2023 💀

    • @SCREENJUNKIES_MULTIVERSE
      @SCREENJUNKIES_MULTIVERSE ปีที่แล้ว

      ᴄᴏɴɢʀᴀᴛᴜʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴs® ᴛʜᴀɴᴋs ғᴏʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴀᴍᴏɴɢsᴛ ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀs ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜𝙰𝚙𝚙⁺𝟏𝟗𝟎𝟗𝟐𝟎𝟔𝟔𝟑𝟒𝟐 ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪɢɪᴛs* ✍🏼..

    • @zurirobinson2749
      @zurirobinson2749 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      🤮

    • @eavyeavy2864
      @eavyeavy2864 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What dancing is wrong now?

    • @eavyeavy2864
      @eavyeavy2864 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      snowflakes

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@eavyeavy2864 **crickets chirping**

  • @Stardust_7273
    @Stardust_7273 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    OMG I loved the part where he was comparing Titanic with Curse of the Black Pearl. 🤣

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The crazy thing is, those parallels are 100% true

    • @masonpyle5929
      @masonpyle5929 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Curse of The Black Pearl is better because it has a lasting romance and Elizabeth Swan is hotter than Rose.

    • @Stardust_7273
      @Stardust_7273 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kadosho02 Oh, I know, I just loved that he found all those similarities between two movies I never would have thought about comparing.

    • @Stardust_7273
      @Stardust_7273 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@masonpyle5929so... you judge movies based on how "hot" the female lead is? I kinda understand the lasting romance but that wasn't the point in Titanic...

    • @masonpyle5929
      @masonpyle5929 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Stardust_7273 Well I haven’t seen Titanic but I know how it ends. I have seen Curse of the Black Pearl at least 100 times.

  • @maggou90
    @maggou90 ปีที่แล้ว +1442

    Could have Jack gone on the door? Yes. But in that situation? He tried it the first time and it almost flipped. At that point he decided not to try again fearing he might kill both of them if it sinks. He made a choice not to try it again and Leo actually played that decision very well.

    • @will420high4
      @will420high4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      nah he died in vain

    • @royaltyblessed2454
      @royaltyblessed2454 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      Exactly I rewatched and forgot all about that part....The point was he wasn't willing to sacrifice Rose in a failed effort of them both trying to get on the door. In hindsight, sure, he may have survived but considering the moment, I get it.

    • @robertolmstead1346
      @robertolmstead1346 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Why do people forget this?!

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Mythbusters already did this. They both would've frozen to death if Jack had gone on the door

    • @MrPerfect2000Z
      @MrPerfect2000Z ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Also the whole "Freezing to death in the middle of the dark ocean after running and getting shot after during a ship sinking" wouldn't exactly make you think about that much
      Real thing is when you panic, you won't think normally. Easy to say "If it was me doing it..." but reality often ensues not how you think it will

  • @DanLuxe
    @DanLuxe ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Someone needs to tell Leo that it was his character that froze, not his age.

  • @tonitoasty3199
    @tonitoasty3199 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    I loved how y’all pointed out all the different times Jack tells Rose to, “Come on!” I’m so late to the party 😂

    • @jedijones
      @jedijones ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I remember reading Roger Ebert write about how men are always running while dragging women around by the hand in cheesy action movies.

    • @CraigKyle-ne4hm
      @CraigKyle-ne4hm 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The movie would have only been 2 hours if they edited those parts out.

  • @gabrieljordan8015
    @gabrieljordan8015 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I was 15 when this came out and I remember all the girls at school just wouldn't shut up about Leonardo D and all of us guys were insanely jealous of him.
    Good times. Miss the 90s.

    • @courtneynorris5852
      @courtneynorris5852 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Actually had a boyfriend break up with me over this in the 9th grade!😂 He brought photos from some gossip magazine of Leo partying and said "Here's your guy!" Hilarious looking back on that 25 years later!

    • @plawson8577
      @plawson8577 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@courtneynorris5852 I was 15 when this film was dominating the box office and HATED it. Hated Hated HATED this movie and hated how utterly disrespectful it was to history and how hypocritical Cameron is.

    • @elec.c
      @elec.c 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@courtneynorris5852😂😂

    • @CTladiesman
      @CTladiesman 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      High school musical 2 came out when I was that age.

    • @CTladiesman
      @CTladiesman 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@plawson8577😐🙄

  • @majorknight859
    @majorknight859 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The one thing that stood the test of time when it comes to "I'll Never Let Go"
    Is most definitely the internet's sheer determination to prove that Jack could've survived

  • @akaSUPERMAN
    @akaSUPERMAN ปีที่แล้ว +204

    You gotta say in your sultry tone; "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy... both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
    Also, Office honest trailer is waaaaay overdue!

    • @AFordFlex2377
      @AFordFlex2377 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "This is an environment of welcoming!"

    • @suicune2001
      @suicune2001 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where is that quote from? Lol

    • @akaSUPERMAN
      @akaSUPERMAN ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@suicune2001 the office

    • @suicune2001
      @suicune2001 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@akaSUPERMAN Thanks!

  • @datsapaddlin
    @datsapaddlin ปีที่แล้ว +770

    Man died over some cruise tail and then she died and chose some cruise piece over her husband and kids in the afterlife 😂

    • @B01
      @B01 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Took some chick back to the room on a cruise once, don't think she ever trimmed once in her entire life. Asked her" you didn't think you were gonna get any on the cruise or something?!" She ran out the room, down the hall, and into memories of failed attempts at humor at the very wrong time.

    • @mrevilducky
      @mrevilducky ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@B01 traumatized her for years

    • @whyaddnamehere
      @whyaddnamehere ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Kids and marriage is overrated

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Imagine the granddaughter listening to the fact that some guy her grandma met on the Titanic gave her the best time of her life, and it all went downhill from there.

    • @c4productions951
      @c4productions951 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@B01 That's because that's a pretty horrible thing to say.

  • @whatever3612
    @whatever3612 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    One of the best "your mom" jokes I've heard in a long time. Epic!

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq ปีที่แล้ว +745

    I love this movie, and even Kate Winslet admits that there was enough room on the door for Jack.

    • @jakewilliams2497
      @jakewilliams2497 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      James Cameron hired experts and recreated the exact conditions to prove that it wouldn't work, he was right

    • @Pure_Havoc
      @Pure_Havoc ปีที่แล้ว +93

      in mythbuster they had to tie some lifejackets underneath the door to keep it from flipping. i doubt many people wud have attempted that in the dark in the middle of the atlantic while freezing to death.

    • @ichijofestival2576
      @ichijofestival2576 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      There's clearly some debate on the physics and whatnot.
      What's not up for debate is that the outcome was entirely plausible and even probable, given their psychological state(s) and limited reasoning capabilities. (it's easy to watch a movie and say "I would've done this," but just try waiting until you're half-asleep and then try solving a fourth-grade times table. Then imagine doing that in freezing cold water. And I seem to recall some head trauma, so mix in a possible concussion.)

    • @sergioart24
      @sergioart24 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      They fricking tried to get both on the door but it turned over! The movie litteraly explained how it wasn't feasible! Maaaaaybe if they would've tried again it would've worked, but they weren't thinking straight with all that was going on!

    • @Huda88754
      @Huda88754 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He was a peasant , not worth saving anyway

  • @privatehand
    @privatehand ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The "The Critic" tagline at the end perfectly summed up my opinion of the film, too.

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "It Sinks"

    • @Onikage55
      @Onikage55 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The first adult cartoon on Fox to do hilarious cut-away flashbacks too

    • @psylentknight
      @psylentknight ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Onikage55 Forgot it was on Fox besides ABC. Now I'm remembering the Simpsons crossover. *plucks gray hairs out of beard* 😅

    • @CTladiesman
      @CTladiesman 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I still love this movie

  • @daerdevvyl4314
    @daerdevvyl4314 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    4:22 Cameron didn't get this wrong. Yes, there was enough room on that wood for both Jack and Rose. But it wasn't buoyant enough to support both of them. It would have sunk into the water.

    • @RetroActivityGaming
      @RetroActivityGaming ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mythbusters proved that it would float. Given both Mythbusters would weigh more than Jack and Rose, it would float.

  • @stephaniewordwoman
    @stephaniewordwoman ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I never realized just how much of this movie Jack spends dragging Rose around. I’d be like, “Dude, LEAVE my arm in its SOCKET or I am going to CLOCK you.”

  • @madderthanever
    @madderthanever ปีที่แล้ว +108

    The mere fact that Cameron FINALLY admitted that Jack could have laid next to Rose on that damn door...
    That already made 2023 more bearable than last year.

    • @SCREENJUNKIES_MULTIVERSE
      @SCREENJUNKIES_MULTIVERSE ปีที่แล้ว

      ᴄᴏɴɢʀᴀᴛᴜʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴs® ᴛʜᴀɴᴋs ғᴏʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴀᴍᴏɴɢsᴛ ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀs ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜𝙰𝚙𝚙⁺𝟏𝟗𝟎𝟗𝟐𝟎𝟔𝟔𝟑𝟒𝟐 ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪɢɪᴛs* ✍🏼...

    • @waynefung9901
      @waynefung9901 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wayne Fung
      2 minutes ago (edited)
      IMO, everybody has misunderstood the door thing. Whether the door could have fit another person misses the point that the incident illustrates the mindsets of Jack and Rose. In those critical seconds, Jack's TOP priority was Rose's safety. Once he found a solution, and remember time was of the essence, he didn't want to get overly greedy and add risk to the solution he found because any further action might backfire and put Rose back in the icy water. The reason Rose didn't offer any further suggestion was that she was FULLY in her feminine. When feminine energy fully trusts a masculine lead (which is how feminine energy expresses love), that means she assumes that the masculine person has thought through everything and that the course of action HE chooses is the best possible one. Feminine energy will therefore unquestioningly follow the masculine's instructions, which was simply to get on the door.

    • @AhavaMath
      @AhavaMath ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@waynefung9901 The first half of what you wrote made sense. Then you jumped off the deep end. XD

    • @waynefung9901
      @waynefung9901 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AhavaMath What's your interpretation of Rose's mindset?

    • @Bluebeetle1824
      @Bluebeetle1824 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@waynefung9901fax feminism energy was a lot back then

  • @phoebegilliland8897
    @phoebegilliland8897 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:25 He grabs the hand of a girl named Rose and makes her run with him? He's definitely a Time Lord.

  • @justforever96
    @justforever96 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Really was a good film. And based on a compelling story. Something about the Titanic story just makes it one of the most compelling and tragic stories ever, better than any fiction. It is hard to read about it without being moved.

    • @logosandopenings
      @logosandopenings ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agreed! It's my favourite film and personally I could spend so much time talking about it.

    • @aidangordon2713
      @aidangordon2713 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Indeed. Honestly, while I loved Jack and Rose, Molly and Andrews were _always_ my favorites.

    • @rtpoe
      @rtpoe ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You should read about the Normandie, then....

    • @plawson8577
      @plawson8577 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was a cheap, Bastardized film.

    • @TheRibottoStudios
      @TheRibottoStudios 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@aidangordon2713 OMG same same same same! He and Molly are legit the ONLY likable first class people. And Rose but she's fictional of course Cameron had to make her likable to get behind her story. I always felt like Thomas was the type you could just chat with, and the more I looked up about him, the more I found I was right. Everyone aboard, from cooks to stewards to stewardesses, the construction crews at Harland and Wolff...literally NO ONE had a bad thing to say about him. Everyone he ever met said he was a pleasure to be around. He also wrote to his wife all the time, giving her updates about the _Titanic_ whenever it docked. That is SO romantic.
      I always felt so bad for Andrews...he probably felt so much guilt even in real life over something that wasn't even his fault. It does make me wonder how the public would have treated him if he HAD survived, since he WAS her architect. The public turned Ismay into a villain, (and so did the movie when admittedly he was much more complicated) and I can certainly see some people try and blame Andrews since he was her chief designer. But he absolutely can't be blamed for other people's stupidity.

  • @jeffreydean5112
    @jeffreydean5112 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The donk noise when the guy hits the propeller is exactly what I think of when I see that scene.

  • @Roanoak
    @Roanoak ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I do love the fact that specific set piece was a serious debate for this long… if the set designer just made the “raft” smaller nobody would be arguing.

    • @myliamag.6512
      @myliamag.6512 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      James Cameron didn't make the wood panel smaller BECAUSE it is a real surviving piece of wood paneling from the first class lounge. He just reproduced it for the movie, exactly like the real piece.

  • @msdemeanormaven
    @msdemeanormaven ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My dad loved to troll my mother with, "Y'know the boat still sinks at the end......every time..." *chef's kiss*

  • @Mark73
    @Mark73 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jeeze people. It's not about whether the door was big enough for two people, it's about whether it was _buoyant_ enough for two people. Didn't Jack try to get on the thing and it flipped over?

  • @phillycartell
    @phillycartell ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This trailer would have been waaaaaaaay different after the recent events of that submarine thingy going missing.

  • @TheMonkeygoneape
    @TheMonkeygoneape ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "I thought of nothing expect for Titanic but I never got it" too true lol

  • @CUMBICA1970
    @CUMBICA1970 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:20 Damn! Jack and Jack!

  • @300SonsofOdin
    @300SonsofOdin ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Captain looks like he one ship voyage away from answering to Gondors call fro aid!

  • @aprilshowers261
    @aprilshowers261 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm going to start a drinking game where you take a shot every time Jack yells 'Come on!'

  • @syndicateofsurf1367
    @syndicateofsurf1367 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Say 'Please me whoa yeah like I please you.'

  • @satelliterain
    @satelliterain ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Let us not forget the gift that was Bill Paxton. He was wonderful in everything and shall be truly missed.

    • @kjh311
      @kjh311 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was great. The only actor to be killed by a Terminator, Predator, and Alien

    • @Snowowl64
      @Snowowl64 ปีที่แล้ว

      I Had A HUGE Crush On Bill Paxton For YEARS!!!!
      💕💞💗

  • @aussiejezza
    @aussiejezza ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:02 How did you know about the parts you weren't there for ?

  • @mattwo7
    @mattwo7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:00 "How did you you know the parts you weren't there for?" - A very confused alien prince.

  • @intellectsunlimited
    @intellectsunlimited ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I legit laughed out loud on this one! Nicely done :)

    • @SCREENJUNKIES_MULTIVERSE
      @SCREENJUNKIES_MULTIVERSE ปีที่แล้ว

      ᴄᴏɴɢʀᴀᴛᴜʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴs® ᴛʜᴀɴᴋs ғᴏʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴀᴍᴏɴɢsᴛ ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀs ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜𝙰𝚙𝚙⁺𝟏𝟗𝟎𝟗𝟐𝟎𝟔𝟔𝟑𝟒𝟐 ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪɢɪᴛs* ✍🏼

  • @arminxvs3372
    @arminxvs3372 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Great trailer but the one sentence from the old Honest-Trailer was one of the best jokes in HT-history imo:
    "Titanic 3D - 3D so real you can actually feel James Cameron stealing money from your pocket."

    • @PtrkHrnk
      @PtrkHrnk ปีที่แล้ว

      The old trailer is actually funny and well paced. And with the original Epic Voice!

  • @jeuryrabassa4724
    @jeuryrabassa4724 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I really glad that are Remastering all of these movies back in theaters again,
    It's like reliving an old experience that you haven't felt for so long.

    • @smurfyday
      @smurfyday ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Culture's dead when sequels aren't repetitive enough, we just watch the same movie over and over again.

  • @cyroxasph
    @cyroxasph ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Say: "This blackout was not a terrorist attack, and that's no baby bigfooooooot. This guy... is something else... entirely."

  • @65pcoxygen45
    @65pcoxygen45 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yeah, I knew it! That door was big enough for both. That beeach 😂🤣

  • @amityislandchum
    @amityislandchum ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Millennial girl here. I was sooo in love with Leo back then, and sooo heartbroken about what a creep he is now.

  • @davidscott129
    @davidscott129 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Brown vs. the Boat of Transportation" made me snort coffee out of my nose.

  • @akshatsingh7369
    @akshatsingh7369 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Was here before thumbnail got changed......

    • @SCREENJUNKIES_MULTIVERSE
      @SCREENJUNKIES_MULTIVERSE ปีที่แล้ว

      ᴄᴏɴɢʀᴀᴛᴜʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴs® ᴛʜᴀɴᴋs ғᴏʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴀᴍᴏɴɢsᴛ ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀs ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜𝙰𝚙𝚙⁺𝟏𝟗𝟎𝟗𝟐𝟎𝟔𝟔𝟑𝟒𝟐 ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪɢɪᴛs* ✍🏼...

  • @ElvisRose_
    @ElvisRose_ ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think the great door debate is a compliment to the movie, the actors, and the characters. How many movie deaths spark two decades of fans wanting the character to live? Titanic is a movie epic and an epic movie that puts most other blockbusters to shame because it was the first to make a billion dollars when a movie making that kind of money seemed like an impossibility then each time it is re-released, more money keeps rolling in because it is just that fucking good.

  • @surprisesummer1763
    @surprisesummer1763 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the monopoly guy... i don't know why I instantly remember ace ventura

  • @bcdside
    @bcdside ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice Jay Sherman reference at the end!

  • @OofHearted
    @OofHearted ปีที่แล้ว +4

    'Titanic with a Cat' is all I can think of now when I see the spinning scene, and it makes me laugh every time I do.

    • @SCREENJUNKIES_MULTIVERSE
      @SCREENJUNKIES_MULTIVERSE ปีที่แล้ว

      ᴄᴏɴɢʀᴀᴛᴜʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴs® ᴛʜᴀɴᴋs ғᴏʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴀᴍᴏɴɢsᴛ ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀs ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜𝙰𝚙𝚙⁺𝟏𝟗𝟎𝟗𝟐𝟎𝟔𝟔𝟑𝟒𝟐 ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪɢɪᴛs* ✍🏼.

  • @RannieCRL
    @RannieCRL ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I just watched it today in time for Valentine’s day and cried so hard in the theatre. This video totally made me laugh after crying my eyeballs out, thanks LOL

    • @plawson8577
      @plawson8577 ปีที่แล้ว

      What? Cameron is STILL conning people 25 years later? Seriously?

  • @MikeJVernonTiberius
    @MikeJVernonTiberius ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please say "Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration, I’ve decided not to endorse your park"

  • @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063
    @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love that :
    No animals were harmed during the making of this movie… the actors were however tossed around like styrofoam cups!

  • @purple76691
    @purple76691 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I heard some people say rose is a psychopath because she dropped the jewel in the ocean even though she could of donated it to charity and just leaves jack to drown in the cold water instead of leaving on the door even though their was plenty of room

    • @heatherzwicker8031
      @heatherzwicker8031 ปีที่แล้ว

      The prop was donated to the Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial Fund for auction.

    • @purple76691
      @purple76691 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@heatherzwicker8031 I meant on the story not in real life

    • @JaneXemylixa
      @JaneXemylixa ปีที่แล้ว

      People are usually very smart about the very rational and calm decisions _they_ would've made while freezing to death...

  • @arslanistic3
    @arslanistic3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Of all the great things in the movie. The theme song has got to be my fav part. Idk why I'd Literally never get tired of hearing it. I do it quite often since the movie came out in 97 and I intend to continue listening to it for a long long time

    • @mattstorm6568
      @mattstorm6568 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh God you're kidding me. I wanted to rip CDion's vocal cords out back then, bad enough the song was horrible but they played it every 5min on the radio.

  • @TheArkells
    @TheArkells ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think this is one of the best and funniest videos ive seen for a really long time!I love the little Jack Sparrow thing at the end! "No, that would never work!"

  • @doogless
    @doogless ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That "smoochie smoochie" at the end reminded me that you guys should totally do an an Honest Trailer for Death to Smoochy.

  • @psychonaut1829
    @psychonaut1829 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Forget the piece of wood. Jack would have survived if he didnt go back for Rose, who would also have survived being a young pretty rich white girl.

  • @gouravadhikary8629
    @gouravadhikary8629 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Anyone remember the original thumbnail with which the video came?
    Pepperidge farm remembers

  • @jasonl8681
    @jasonl8681 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the fact that this year marks the 111th anniversary of the actual sinking and they didn't throw in a Bilbo joke was a missed opportunity.

  • @robalt1983
    @robalt1983 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I dig the Critic reference there near the end.

  • @kohatenclave
    @kohatenclave ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Please do Honest trailer for classics. You can start with the Godfather.

  • @deensaid7762
    @deensaid7762 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Lol I got my name mentioned in the opening scene 🤣🤣🤣.
    Thanks Screen Junkies, you're the best.

  • @alejandradasilva1999
    @alejandradasilva1999 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Didn't Jack try to get onto the door and it almost flip?? I always assumed that was why he refused to come up.

  • @HuskyMN2002
    @HuskyMN2002 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:56
    These words came out of nowhere and killed me 😂😂

  • @arobyte
    @arobyte ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Easily one of the best honest trailers yet 🤣
    "being ploughed in the back if a couple Deville 🤣🤣🤣"

  • @MeepMeep88
    @MeepMeep88 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:10 LOLLLLLLLLLLLL "hmmmmmmmmmmm"

  • @Nepoznat811
    @Nepoznat811 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes, that door could fit both of them, but it would be impossible for both to climb on it. Once the first person climbs, that's it, the second is not able unless they want to overturn the door.

  • @Myself-yf5do
    @Myself-yf5do 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    You should make honest trailers of the three animated Titanic movies.

  • @daisiesofdoom
    @daisiesofdoom ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I went to that flic with my first girlfriend.whenever I come back to it, I can feel my blue balls back then.

  • @FrancisPatrickPerron
    @FrancisPatrickPerron ปีที่แล้ว

    I wasn't expecting a "The Critic" reference!

  • @thelittlehooer
    @thelittlehooer ปีที่แล้ว

    Just realised that Bernard Hill (Théoden King of Rohan from Lord of the Rings) played the captain!
    In his honor say "Arise riders of Rohan! Spears shall be shaken, Shields shall be splintered, a Sword-Day, a Red day, ERE THE SUN RISES!"

  • @The_Architekt
    @The_Architekt ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He just dragged her around the ship the entire movie. “C’mon” 😂

  • @smokescreen100
    @smokescreen100 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:54 well darn, that's that's a better Wisconsin accent then me, a Wisconsinite.

  • @aurorabistro
    @aurorabistro ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In honor of remastering a Leonardo DiCaprio classic, how about an Honest Trailer for The Departed?

  • @donnie8032
    @donnie8032 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:54 "Excuse me, Madam. This is a Wendy's"

  • @Mark73
    @Mark73 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Man, if only you had waited four months before making this.

    • @thomasraines1396
      @thomasraines1396 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why four months?

    • @Mark73
      @Mark73 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thomasraines1396 Because of what just happened with the billionaire who got killed in his shoddily made sub that he was going to use for Titanic tourism

    • @thomasraines1396
      @thomasraines1396 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mark73 oh I heard about that.

  • @miguelpinheiro6042
    @miguelpinheiro6042 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That "yo' mama" joke out of nowhere LOL

  • @SophieTheBagel1984
    @SophieTheBagel1984 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That joke about Leo leaving for a younger girl is so topical. Lol.

  • @Humphking
    @Humphking ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Pleas say: " My god men, it's a smelly belly".

    • @SCREENJUNKIES_MULTIVERSE
      @SCREENJUNKIES_MULTIVERSE ปีที่แล้ว

      ᴄᴏɴɢʀᴀᴛᴜʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴs® ᴛʜᴀɴᴋs ғᴏʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴀᴍᴏɴɢsᴛ ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀs ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜𝙰𝚙𝚙⁺𝟏𝟗𝟎𝟗𝟐𝟎𝟔𝟔𝟑𝟒𝟐 ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪɢɪᴛs* ✍🏼...

  • @Kageoni187
    @Kageoni187 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favorite scene will always be that guy bouncing off the propeller 😂😂😂😂

  • @AsiaDanceScene
    @AsiaDanceScene ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:50 Ohhhh, so that was what Jack said, says half the internet...

  • @blugreen123
    @blugreen123 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "The Monopoly guy with better hair" 🤣

  • @michellecate5422
    @michellecate5422 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I cackled and slapped my hand over my mouth when the guy flipped/fell with a BONK! 🤣

  • @chrisedwards6663
    @chrisedwards6663 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    There's a part of me that's really disappointed that out of all the movies that could constantly be getting wide re-releases for whatever anniversary, this is the one we keep getting. It's not that I hate the movie, there are just so many

    • @motherplayer
      @motherplayer ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, there still are. The problem is most of those re-releases will be a day or two, at best, when this one is likely going to have a week or so, and going to be another excuse to bump it's lifetime gross up to get higher on the pole.

    • @bikramarora1819
      @bikramarora1819 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Tbf we keep getting this one coz it’s the one that makes the most money. When it was released in 2012, it earned over $300 million which was just outrageous for a re-release. It is by far the most successful re-release ever. Only Jurassic Park comes close.

    • @Miyanoai14
      @Miyanoai14 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m not that young but I never got around to seeing it in theaters and it’s one of my favorite films. I was actually extremely grateful for this. There’s a lot of movies, sure, but there’s only certain films that are actually worth seeing in theaters.

    • @radicalrises7520
      @radicalrises7520 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bikramarora1819 i think avatar may beat them both with its multiple re released. Some cinemas re released avatar to try and stop Endgame taking top spot. It was only after china re released it to woo people back to the cinema after covid that it took top spot again.

  • @Machinte
    @Machinte ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The old Titanic honest trailer is a classic

    • @PtrkHrnk
      @PtrkHrnk ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly. It's actually funny and well paced. And with the original Epic Voice!

  • @megowusu0
    @megowusu0 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please do Woman King. I think the stunts were incredible

  • @jamesvaneaton206
    @jamesvaneaton206 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That reference to "The Critic" was amazing.

  • @Ian-xd2in
    @Ian-xd2in ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m waiting for Better Call Saul honest trailer

  • @ashleycordova9183
    @ashleycordova9183 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I just wish we got to hear more about the other passengers. This was an amazing movie but there were so many real stories they could have gone with to that were also part of the film

  • @tudorjason
    @tudorjason ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There may have been room for Jack on the door.
    But Rose wouldn't have been heavy enough to keep the door floating for Jack to climb up.
    Think of that teeter-tauter balancing trap thing in National Treasure 2.

  • @christymcdaniel3906
    @christymcdaniel3906 ปีที่แล้ว

    Don't forget John Ryan's Polka is not only in this movie but in the Bluey episode Fairies

  • @Midknyte182
    @Midknyte182 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Wow, I lived through that horrid time in 1997. The movie was good, but I didn't need to see it 12 times at the theatre like some people. Also, Celine Dion... that song was amazing.. and still is, lol.

    • @westrim
      @westrim ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If 50 Shades of Grey taught us anything it's that there's a pool of about 10 million frustrated housewives that occasionally all jump on the same media because otherwise they never read or watch anything erotic.

    • @samuelgordino
      @samuelgordino ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I remember those horrid time. Fortunately im of the few that escaped. Never saw the full movie 😜

    • @ekh06
      @ekh06 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@westrimdude these things have nothing to do with each other. It wasn’t housewives that went to see Titanic but teenage girls. Back in the day when multimillion blockbuster films were still made to that demographic and not just superhero/comics -loving young men. It was quite legitimately a good film by many standards, like the story or not. 50 shades is just for grabbing money, pure garbage film-wise (not to diss the overall concept which, again, was and is refreshing change to 90% of what comes out from studios these days).

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ekh06 You're absolutely right about the Titanic viewing demographic. Leo was poster numero uno on the walls of teenage girls in SO many houses back then 😀

  • @HighwayLand
    @HighwayLand ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh this is the best Honest Trailer you guys have ever done!

  • @charlesthomas9294
    @charlesthomas9294 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Brown vs Boat of Transportation" slayed me!

  • @louisberry4403
    @louisberry4403 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If this movie comes back to my theater will check this out. Truly a experience.

  • @C.Dat.guyoverthere
    @C.Dat.guyoverthere ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I didn't understand the movie fully when it first came out (I was 6). After rewatching it in theaters last weekend, it hit different. It's definitely better than I remembered. Only James Cameron could get me to watch two 3 hour movies in 3D a few weeks apart.

    • @jackbaxter2223
      @jackbaxter2223 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Now they're both playing in theatres and are neck and neck to determine which is the highest grossing 3 hour James Cameron movie starring Kate Winslet that ends with a giant boat sinking, and that had a very long and troubled production with many people predicting that it would flop only to have it become mega successful, all while pushing the boundaries of what movie production could do.

  • @willowpets
    @willowpets ปีที่แล้ว +1

    With the Oscars coming up, Everything Everywhere All At Once?

  • @smtoonentertainment
    @smtoonentertainment ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This Honest Trailer contains one of the better mom jokes in recent memory.

  • @MrGUnit27
    @MrGUnit27 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You guys should do an Honest Trailer for The Wicker Man (2006), and please say "KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN HONEY!"