Fifty Shades of Grey is hilariously dumb...
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If Christian was ugly or at least average looking, it would’ve been a horrormovie of a creepy guy stalking the hot protagonist and he would end up in jail or dead.
True
Not really. The guy on Netflix's You is pretty good looking, and his behavior is portrayed as the horror show it is.
originalcosmicgirl yeah but Penn Badgley had to tell everyone that they shouldn’t like his character romantically
@@jennamcguire6281 Really??? What is wrong with society!?
@@jennamcguire6281 I was not aware that people had to be told this.😟
This could have been “You” but instead they had to romanticize it. This should be a horror movie instead. Dude is a psychopath.
It also could have easily been one book, and even then, most of the story is nonexistent.
But with money... so it’s romance movie! Heh... heh... 🤔
WORD!
@@hardthrobbingburrito9371 is that the series on netflix or a movie?
Michael 0788 basically 😂
Remember kids, this isn't a representation of a good BDSM relationship. It's a narcissist controlling a woman that doesn't know any better.
YESS!!! This is literally not BDSM and I hate that people think this is BDSM 😭😭😭
Yep! This def needs to be said as much as possible!!
if you want a more decent or dare i say good example please give my mistress a watch i love it and i feel like you would all like it too
AND DONT USE HARDWARE STORE ROPE AS BDSM GEAR thank you
@@lisa_vxng jute hemp or cotton
"I don't make love... I FIRETRUCK" I laughed way to hard at that
I just discovered this TH-camr, he's so funny
I just got to that moment, I can't stop laughing for a minute already 😭😭😭😂😂😂
9:15
It's like one of those "crazy stalker" movies you'd see Ashley Judd or Jennifer Lopez do, except instead of doing the right thing and stabbing the guy to death to escape, she falls in "love."
Why did it make me think of the Stockholm syndrom lmao
@@marianne6108 No joke, I almost called it "Stockholm Syndrome: The Motion Picture."
*stockholm syndrome entered the chat*
Stockholm syndrome
I was already lesbian but I just became even more lesbian
“I don’t make love. I- FIRETRUCK”
that’s the best replacement word ever
@@eias6628 9:16
See smosh - firetruck mv
I would have also accepted, “I HYUCK.”
I can literally only picture the old smash song and I never realized how much of the lyrics I actually had memorized
@@MacyPooh196
**Angry Goofy has entered the chat**
I'm in tears at the "big ol red flag" marching band 😂😂💀
I Love It 🤣😂🤣😂
So I was an emo back in the old days and the black parade was always my favourite marching band but this is a first second
I need this band irl for some of my friends…
same, I'm rolling on the floor
Absolutely my favorite part of this 😂
Annas' friend should've just taken an asprin and gone to the interveiw
Lol
And bam movie is over in 2 minutes 😂😂😂
Alternate title: Ana Steel ignores every possible red flag imaginable for an hour and a half
Just like Bella 😂🤣☠️
@@Daphineholland 50 Shades did start out as Twilight fanfiction, after all
🤣🤣
Nice profile
*Steele. Which somehow makes it stupider lol
imagine being kidnapped from a bar while drunk, waking up in some dudes hotel room where he takes his shirt off, eats your toast and says "𝒾 𝓌𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝒷𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓁𝒾𝓅"
That’s literally every person’s worse nightmare
i would beat the crap out of him
😂😂it's really weird thinking about it now
Your avatar is everything
@@zu5853 haha ty
I remember one time I tried to eat my girlfriends toast because I saw this scene and ended up on the ground being repeatedly hit with a bag of sliced bread and her screaming “ MAKE YOUR OWN TOAST!!”
Lol
Relationship goals.
That… that sounds like abuse
Not u nonchalantly commenting physical abuse you encountered from your girlfriend… she’s a big red flag bro run 💀
U ain’t mess a gurls toast my broski
Man don't you just love movies where the characters never speak to each other in a decibel level above a loud whisper?
"*gasp* ᴹʳ. ᴳʳᵃʸ, ʸᵒᵘ ˢᶜᵃʳᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ...ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᶦⁿ ᵐʸ ʰᵒᵘˢᵉˀ"
Ikrrr its so annoying..like bro I can't hear youuuu
Christian: You can leave whenever you want
Ana: *leaves*
Christian: You weren’t supposed to do that
Magical girl Unicornia, so do you want her to stay or leave?
So you have chosen...belt
😂😂😂
I'm crying
Magical girl Unicornia lmao
I feel like Christian would be one of those guys when after he dies they find a hidden room where he collected eyeballs.
This needs more likes 💀🤣
😂😂😂
no, that was an episode in CSI Miami and the perp kinda got away with it because the CSI who processed the evidence in his case did something stupid and illegal so they had to discredit her and put all her cases in the spot light again...and then the show ended... gotta say.. I had a lot of Alex Meyers like reactions to the 10th season of that show LOL.
Pretty sure we saw that room only instead of eyeballs he had... toys
Ikr
Watching this again, I strongly wished there was a discussion on trying to romanticize stalking, emotional manipulation and ignoring red flags as love stories. This film is disturbing and to see the three Fifty Shades of Grey movies made millions speaks volumes.
Fifty shades trilogy only grossed 300 million all together that's very low for a trilogy.
Even getting angry because The girl wanted to see her mother and he gets offended....Bro huge red flag
Fifty Shades of RED FLAGS
THERE ARE THREE???
And it's written by a woman?? The irony 😂😂😂
Don't call it misogyny
If this movie was even slightly more realistic, no way Anna is leaving that building in anything other than a suitcase.
And that's why kids, fanfics should stay in Wattpad.
correction: bad fan fictions should stay in wattpad
and that's on after
But like if The Hoodie Girl was made into a movie, I don't think it would be that bad.
@@nana-nl7zz correction: I havent seen a good one leaving wattpad so.... It doesnt affect in anything
Celestial Fandom I’ve never read it before
the scariest thing is the realization that my weirdo roommate who's been trying to get into my pants acts EXACTLY LIKE CHRISTIAN. Literally word for word, I'm terrified.
Do u need help? That’s srs creepy…
Do i need to call the Police?!
IM OMW
are you okay?
Yeah, I'm scared you're locked in a sex dungeon now, and not in the fun consensual way.
Just imagine if they changed the music to horror and suspense. Nothing else. Dialogues and scenes are all the same. It would be pure horror movie.
My only guess on why Anna eventually goes with Christian is because she's emotionally immature and wants someone dictating every part of her life.
@Joshua J or she's just stupid.
@@Xanegoh 😂😂😂
Xanegoh lmao🤣
Plus he's made of money
In the book she starts to get into the kinky shit too. The whole series is fucked up though😅😅
christian just screams “I’m not like the others” energy but cringier
edgelord
The embodiment of R/NiceGuys except he shows from the get-go his creepy side, but also try's to hide it, somewhat.
Anna is the one who screams 'Im not like other girls'
Grey just screams 'nice guy'
@@simcraft9060 Exactly!
stefanie rhonda
I thought you said, “Christians just scream...” Like the religion... 😂
My favorite part of the whole "50 shades" craze is when feminists complained about it being a "male fantasy" and it had to be pointed out that it was written by a woman, for women, and the only people into it were also women.
tbr its both a male and female fantasy but i wont lie alot of women would go crazy over stuff like this
It still is a male fantasy tho…bc it goes towards the male idea that society forced into us, (not only sexual, im talking about successful, rich, strong-willed that turns into manipulation, etc). It’s not bad, but is based on a male fantasy, indeed. If not, we can go with all the alpha male podcasters who feed into the exact same idea
@@rubyspot.. So women's desires are based off of what men have "forced" them into since the beginning of time?
@@greghannibal what i said is what i wrote. I didn’t say “men” forced anything. It was social work, both men and women had to be a part of it. And a lot of women would go feral for this concept, (as the numbers show) but not bc they love the idea of a men controlling everything in her life, but bc that is what we assume “makes a man”. OF COURSE is not like “oH mEn ArE tHe WoRsT” absolutely not, but it appeals to the men idea of control and success, and to the women idea that if he doesn’t “provide that” then he is not a man. There is a reason as to why most romance books are about toxic relationships, and now writers are desperate trying to change that mid-series. Am i explaining my point?
@@rubyspot..I’m really glad you said this. Women create things that still cater to the male gaze; and women can enjoy things that cater to the male gaze. It’s just perspective and individual preference. Christian Gray is the literal walking caricature of a “manly” rich male. And Ana(?) is the stereotypical fem love interest who has no discernible personality other than revolving around said male. Those two character traits are the male gaze!
She continues to make out with pencils 😂😂 don't know why but that made me laugh so hard
Same😅😂😅
If he was not a millionaire, but a normal dude, this would be a criminal minds episode
i loled
YES YES YES YES
Lmaoooo 😵😵😵
Wheels up in 30
I am watching criminal minds right now. I am deaddddddd
If Christian was poor and ugly, this would have been a very different movie.
Yes. Yes it would.
Θάψε το σενάριο;
@@cloverihardlyknowher5190 what that means?
@@rekhajoshi9228
idk if writer also regretted writing it.
@@notwerkinginthishouse8634 a greek channel did a review of the movie and they mentioned and illustrated with skits what it would look like if Christian was poor. I thought the person had seen their video. Regardless, it's great but in greek
9:39 that’s a medieval torture room
the fact that this movie was inspired by a fanfiction of twilight makes it even better
Ana: "What do I get out of all this?"
Christian: *smirks* "Me."
Me: *vomits in mouth*
But I also don't do romance, so don't get your hopes up
When that scene came up, I was thinking, "don't tell me you're gonna say 'me,' christian...." XD
If that’s my reward then I rather give it back 😂
I snorted
@@alexagarcia2275
Me: "Hope you kept the receipt..."
"What, that's it? Do you at least come with a Ginsu knife set? Wait, actually, don't answer that..."
"Oh ... well... What's behind Door Number 2?"
"Damn, if you were the catch when I was fishing with Dad, I'd throw you back then depth charge the lake."
“You signed the papers. That means you can’t call the police.” -Christian Grey
Cri Lune I know it’s a joke but actually contracts don’t mean anything in specific situations, for example, signing an NDA doesn’t mean you can’t disclose that information is it’s a life or death matter and shit so technically she could call the police and she should’ve called the police
@@oi3702 It's more about him being mentaly abusive towards her. Abusers will often tell their victim/s that they can't tell anyone, can't leave, that no one would care and a lot more and this often becomes the reality for the victim. They will also often convince the victim that they agreed to/ deserve (sometimes both) what is being done to them. Christian literally made her sign a contract!
@@Rickyblobby ❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@oi3702 True. Even I'm allowed to break HIPPA if there's signs of neglect or abuse or if someone reports it to me.
Lolo Lol actually Christian
"It's not about anything." Sums up the whole series pretty accurately.
This is the only film that I can NOT say "at least it is a better love story than twilight".
I don’t think there was a moment in this movie where I didn’t immediately think either ‘that’s creepy’ or ‘that’s awkward af’
Lexie Foxx And usually both at the same time
A lot of females like this stuff dude
White boy Butch 88 some women* Stop generalizing dude.
White boy Butch 88 I hate to break it to you but...I’m a woman
White boy Butch 88 I get why you would say that because two middle aged women made this I believe but nope I’m a woman and I hate this
Christian grey is attractive only because he’s rich, and hot, if not this would be on an episode of criminal minds 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 SOOOO TRUE!!!!!!!!! OMG
Watch the Fall ( wierd its the same actor as Christian).
It shows u 100% of what Christian would have turned out had he not been rich. In The Fall a guy kills brunnetes that looked like his mom , he takes pictures and wanks to the corpses of the women hes killed, a teenage girl that looks like Ana is madly inlove and he tells her the way Christian told Ana "am not the one for you".
Trust me the Fall is the broke version of Christian Grey
Loraine Kat That’s a really good point!
@@laureenambani8739 omg yes, I love that show and I've always said that.
I cackled!! 🤣🤭
I feel so bad for the actor of Christian he was probably like “you want to do WHAT?-“
"Rain makes everything more dramatic."
Ended me😂😂😂💓
Grey: “I don’t make love, i FIRETRUCK”
Me: “Whoo! Alex’s censorship made this 100% better”
BAHAHAHA-
It really did
I never laughed so hard before.
It’s 1:41 and I nearly peed myself laughing at that
Oh it's a replacement...ok
This movie is such a cringefest I am still feeling the secondhand embarrassment. Had to stop the video three times just to regroup and get going.
Mrs Black I had to stop the video every other minute 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m so glad I didn’t pay money to watch this movie
oof same same
Like why is he so awkward, the things he says isn’t smooth- IT’S JUST CRINGE
7:51 Alex's laugh when Christian said, "I would like to bite that lip" was too cute. I can't-
"I don't make love. I *FIRETRUCK*"
"Oh psh sure, a millionaire has a room full of toys but I take a girl to my sailor moon room and suddenly I'm weird, I see how it is"
I adore this humor.
"I don't do the girlfriend thing." *Proceeds to pull her in and touch her face*
II•IIJustice DuMontierII•II Poor girl she needs theory
But she has to the boyfriend thing for him lmao
Danny Devoted boys in a nutshell
And do the *DEVILS TANGO!*
Then proceeds to get her involved in a very complicated BDSM relationship
as a normal sane-ish young woman, this movie is genuinely terrifying
I felt the sane-ish part😂
Beyond scary
So are the books. I couldn't get past the first 2-3 pages in the books when I was 16. Nowadays I hate even the covers.
ktgirl 75761 I think I’m one of the only people that loved the books and films 🤪😂😂
This movie doesn't seem like a romance, it feels like it's a horror story instead
8:52 Bro you killed me with that 🤣
I always get a little sad when I think about how much money these movies and books made.
“Everything now is just comic books or wattpad” I’ve never heard anything more accurate
There is good fanfiction out there so if they're going to adapt fanfics why don't they adapt good ones instead of shit like 50 Shades, After and the like.
@@Xehanort10 I have wattpad and I've seen amazing Stories there why don't they turn them into movies
Fluffy_ Bunny Money. 14 year olds drink it up.
@@adolphaselrah9506 exactly. They like the questionable romance between socially awkward women and rich, hot, problematic men.
Kenji Mendoza I think it only applies to 14 year olds and lonely desperate housewives. A rich guy would be nice but I would rather be in a healthy relationship.
Fifty shades of red flags.
🤣🤣🤣
LMFAO HONESTLY THO
i died when i read that
That’s what it should be called XD
Hear hear!
" I firetruck” 😂😂😂
14:56! Whip, cry, break up, credits.
Oo my gosh, Christian's stalkery tendencies is even more uncomfortable than Edward. Mainly how nervous Anna acts. Like she's really awkward and Christian is really confident. At least Bella was confident in her oogling of Edward and at least Edward seemed awkward around to Bella at first. Christrian straight up saw an unconfident, low-self esteem, young college student with no direction in life and he saw someone he could take to his sex dungeon and play out is weird fetish. That is predatory behaviour and very very wrong. From what I know about BDSM is it is all about trust and complete consent between two parties. Not a relationship based on "find unconfident young girl, shower her with attention to gain her trust and get to her to worship me so I can have my way" no that's how abusive and controlling relationships happen. Euch
As someone in the BDSM community, I can confidently say that one of the biggest things is TRUST. The motto we often follow is practicing "Safe, Sane, Sober, Consensual" BDSM. And not just any consent, but **enthusiastic** consent. Most if not all true members of the community denounce this movie and the dangerous messages it puts forth.
A lot of people confuse Bdsm to abuse. They are not connected in either way. Abusers always use bdsm as their scapehoat EL James said shes never had a bdsm kind of relationship thats why she knew nothing about what she wrote . The book makes it seem like its okay for the billionaire to misuse a college girl who has no idea what to do after campus because hes rich.
Tbh the only 'cool' thing about fifty shades is the fact that they are so pretty and have some random sex scenes. Literal nothing else.
No lies were told
Yup just another empty loser narcissist with money grooming a young girl without the knowledge of npd traits and the red flags.
The level of disappointment when you realize that he doesn’t say devils tango not a single time
Ikr😂😔
He is teasing us.
He said it once.. I'll find it
Nvm. It's just written on the screen :(
I watched the whole rhing again because I was 100% sure you arw wrong. You were right 😄🤩
I’ll be shameless enough to say I read the books when I was 13 and had no idea what actual real relationships were like. Now I look back and it’s just plain awkward 😂 this series really shouldn’t have gotten as popular as it did 😅
I almost threw my phone when Christian said “men must be throwing themselves at you.” Anna is more plain that white bread. She as a character is just boring and not especially attractive so how does this billionaire playboy suddenly become obsessed with her? I guess cause the script says so 🙄
i kind of feel the same thing 🙂
Actually, its probably her blandness that is attractive. It has a kind of innocence. He likes control. Its a perfect fit because she gives up control so easy.
@@waltermh111 that makes sense! I guess to him she would be the ultimate sub
@@waltermh111You know what would be interesting? A fierce, sassy girl with self respect and a great personality gets stalked. The girl does not give up control of her life easily and eventually escapes the relationship.
I mean come on , dakota is definitely attractive but yeah anna is so bland , so boring , bella from twilight and hell even the female character in 365 days at least had a personality kind of , sort of , probably
Fifty shades is just “red flag: the movie. “
Aimee Wilson fifty shades of red flags😂
brandon roberts no
@brandon roberts My ex wife wanted to read the books back during the height of their popularity. I told her "Hon, if you're looking for some good BDSM porn stories, I can show you some websites that are way better than that drivel."
I mean, it didn't work (rats...) but it turns out she wanted to read that specific book to see what the hype was about, so fair enough. In her defense, she got so bored with it she couldn't finish reading the whole thing. I tried to get her to look at the sites again, but still no dice.
Flags so red you could use them in a bullfight.
@@Xehanort10 Flags so red even China's like, "Damn."
Christian: I will not force you to stay you can leave whenever you want
Anna: *leaves*
Christian: *shocked pikachu face*
Christian: *proceeds to act like he doesn’t take “no” for an answer*
@@gabrielamayorga-kintanar6729 in conclusion christian is a jerk
@@lilawkwardbaby9600 yess
@@lilawkwardbaby9600 and wants ana to be his slave
Then he proceeds to fucking stalk her and watches her every move and probably puts a tracker on Ana’s phone as I’ve never seen the movie I’ve heard how crazy he is
If someone tried to eat my toast theyre gunna be tasting my fist
This guy’s humor is so damn funny
This show is like a terrible mix of twilight and “YOU” some creep and a girl magically that falls in love with said creep
If that ain't the truth 😂😂😂😂
You was ok that's the worst part
50 Shades was on TV recently, and I was like, "why does Christian Gray remind me of Joe Goldberg?"
@@bowtiesarerad omg he looks similar too i'm dead
You just described most animes...
Christian is just like “let me control every single thing about you” and then Anna is like “omg sounds great, i’m in!”
Ellie H My god, and people want to see reductions in rape and sexual assault.
Him: * wants a toxic relationship *
Her: omg how romantic!
Sounds like a cult
Girl that’s just a kinkier version of Bella and Edward.
Edward: I’m a monster who’s entire appeal is based around the ability to capture prey. By prey I mean people. I can’t control myself. I want to kill you and drain you dry. I will probably fuck up or one of my family members will and you’ll probably die.
Bella: I don’t care
She did ask what she gets out of it lol
I remember reading these books in middle school and all of my friends realized we might not be ready for relationships 😂
I honestly believe the first movie works great as a stand alone. The last scene in the elevator where she says "No" when Christian tries to approach her when she breaks up with him is so powerful.
Aaaaand then they get back together in the second book 😭
If the movie was tagged differently, sure
Child: 'where do babies come from?'
Alex Meyers: 'well, when two people love eachother they FIRETRUCK'
devils tango
Popcorn
Well they do this magical hug see...
I remembered smosh when I heard firetruck
😂😂😂
Fifty Shades is just "Big Red Flags: The Documentary Series."
50 Shades of Red Flags
I seriously thought that was going to be playing through the whole episode
@@meto9285 More like 50 flags of red
Fifty Shades could also be titled "How to get into a toxic relationship: The Documentary Series"
@Jim Johnson He makes her cry multiple times in the movies and even more in the books. The books are also filled with Anna's constant worries that ANYTHING she does could result in Christian yelling at and beating her. The only thing she likes is Christian; not his baggage and not the majority of the BDSM they try.
His laughter outburst at 7:52 is absolutely hilarious 😂
The commentary on this absolutely killed me. And the end comments are so true lol
Someone made a mistake naming him Christian, he’s nowhere near holy.
BAHAHAH😂
Lmao
Frr
Innit
As an atheist He needs Jesus more than me
"I don't do romance"
Ten seconds later
"I'd like to bite that lip"
I like ur profile pic
@@alexverdana2435 totally oof topic lol😂😂
@@isaaclahey6274 😂
Because that's not romantic 😂😂
@@laroseschudeuki196 yeah that's just weird😂
Just because you are rich and handsome doesn’t change the fact that you are a creep.
"I dont make love..I...FIRETRUCK" -Alex Meyers
Her language is:
~sigh~
*breathless*
s-stutter
👀 ~looks around like a quirky girl~
Just an updated version of Bella Swan 💀
Makes out with pencil...
She is literally a bella
Except worse despite being older. And supposedly the author was inspired by Twilight so she’s legit a knock-off Bella Swan! Imagine being a knock-off of a character that already isn’t that good! lmao 😂🤣
You forgot the *bites lower lip 82828 times*
"Are you lost baby girl?"...ah no, wrong movie
Lmaoooo
Lol
I cringed on how masimo said that
😭😭😭😂😂😂😂💀
*aRe yoUuU losT babY gOrl?*
This is outstanding! The animations are everything. I"m dying of laughter.🤣😄😆
Your giggles make my day Alex 😂
Everyone: Wow, Edward is so creepy. No one can write a worse more toxic relationship than twilight.
E. L. James: Hold my beer.
I'm glad you've never heard of the slap and kiss dramas from Thailand. Stockholm syndrome and abuse at its finest.
th-cam.com/video/xr7vWpLY72s/w-d-xo.html
Honestly, the world is kinda messed up.
Edit: Just wanted to add to this conversation that kidnapping/forced marriage dramas are more popular in Asia which is probably because of the real human trafficking problem in Asia. Basically, this video portrayed a worry that real young women of poverty (lower-class) in Asia face every day. So it's problematic representation basically since it does normalise the events as well. Sure there's plenty of rich places in Asia that are very safe but that's definitely not the case everywhere.
L5940 I made a mistake and watched this vid. Now I am traumatized. And the fact that they put romantic song over mostly a compilation of abuse scenes made it even worth.
The culture of what is considered romantic relationships between men and women is so messed up
Is this kink shame? Or their relationship ?
L5940 dude my mouth was agape the whole time and people are supporting that GSGSHHSHDHSHSH
Sabina Abubekir idk. It is an actual think. I’ve had so many people try to give me contracts online. It’s wild
What's worst than Twilight , a film based on Twilight fanfiction.
Nathaniel Foga Yuh
Without the supernatural stuff, which is the part that makes Twilight almost bearable...
I’m somehow offended this stemmed from twilight
What confuses me is how was this a twilight fanfiction? Are they supposed to be Bella and Edward, Anna was an OC paired with Edward, and the Fan girl was like screw Canon, screw Bella, my OC is better?
Then altered it to make it her original story? I never actually got an answer to this I’ve been asking around for years. Because yes as horrible as twilight was, I don’t see how this would be a fanfiction because I can’t figure out the storyline who is supposed to be who. As Ed was posing as a Student not a businessman?
And a fanfic that, when first posted, no one even liked
As someone who admittedly used to write fanfiction on Wattpad, when he breaks it down like this it is very much constructed like a badly written fanfiction and I never realized it until now 🤣 all the way down to the weird sexual lines that could've actually been pretty good if the timing wasn't so awkward and weird, to the chance encounters and the different ways they end up in the same room 😅
I don't remeber the last time I laughed this hard. You're just brilliant and suuuper funny. I can't stop watching ur videos now😂
when this movie came out someone said (something like): "if he wasn´t rich and if he lived in a camper, this would be an episode of Law & Order: SVU."
i think this sums it up the best
Fr Law and Order SVU should totally do an episode on this
The title of the episode could 50 shades of psychopathy
Akekkkekeeke😂😂
"So they can all celebrate the fact that it's still 2015 in this world and they have no idea what's in store for them" hahaha
*laughs in 2020*
Pffsh imagine that
Not the best time in history but certainly better than now.
Esther DB I forgot we are in 2020 when I watched that and I had a big moment of realization
"if u were mine you wouldn't be able to sit down for a week"
Uhm NOPE.😀
One of your funniest videos! Laughed so hard at the marching band😂
There's a great line where he mentions his "playroom" and she goes, "oh, you mean like Xbox and stuff?" Can you imagine how different this movie would have been if it _was_ an Xbox and stuff? Like, he was an e-sports champion who'd never known the love of a woman and only Ana had the cardboard personality to distract him from his true passion?
Ana: "But why do you love Fortnite so much, Christian?"
Christian: "Just drop it, Ana."
Ana: "But _whyyyy?_ "
Christian: *whirls around dramatically* "It's just the way I am!"
I think the movie would be waaay better that way
AHAHAHAYESSSS
I would actually wanna see that 🤔
You need to make this movie right now, I would watch it at least fifty times
It would be an EXTREMELY less creepy and toxic movie... this is definitely a better alternative! This would possibly be romantic
This is the one of the only movies where “Still a better love story than Twilight” does not apply
Ever heard of a movie called “365 days”?
I mean
_It was based off of a twilight fic_
@@MaddyPerez128 ArE yOu LoSt BaBy GiRl
Twilight looks wholesome by comparison.
Ok. But imagine how much better twilight would be if bellice was canon
Whenever I get rejected I come back to these videos, they make me feel better lmao
The funniest part of this is that if the guy had been unattractive (by someone's personal standard) that this would had been seen as creepy but sense he's not it was seen as romantic and cute.
he’s still extremely creepy tho?
He is creepy. He’s not the hunchback of Notre Dame ugly, but he’s not hot either.
So basically Christian is an abusive controlling dude and she falls in love with him? What is wrong with her? What’s wrong with him? These characters have major problems.
Celia Balbale it’s Stockholm syndrome, she was never kidnapped but it like that
@@buttholesadness5239 Ok, I don't like 50 shades,
but are you saying all submissives have Stockholm syndrome?
Lizbeth Skiles no, I’m saying, he tricked her, he twisted her around in his web making it almost impossible for her to leave
Which she tried to do several times
And she said she didn’t like what he was doing, multiple times
There's actually a really interesting film theory about it! You should check out mat pat's video on it because it explains how an abuse victim might be manipulated :)
You're forgetting the most important thing. He's hot and a billionaire. Apparently being hot and having money makes being a creepy stalker alright. It's beyond me.
“How many women have stayed in this room?”
“15”
“That’s a lot of women…”
LMFAO have you watched Love Island? That’s nothing.
it actually nothing
my partner has had like...30 play partners 😂
Right? 15 people is like...junior year of college number of partners. Hardly a lot.
Amor Alexandria *laughs in the bachelor*
my had none only me😇❤️
@500daysofinternet pahahaha same 😂 other girls into kink clearly noped tf out of there
man i love every frame of your animations.
13:58 "hey you wanna fly my rocketship" while she's in the loo 😂😂 that sent me
Why do people (including my mom) think this is romantic-
Its literally toxic. I don’t even care that they fall in love with each other, it still feels so wrong to me.
It’s 50 shades of fucked up
It is legit scary.
That's a literal line in the book. "I'm 50 shades of fucked up"
A Melon Named Kate it’s the era. For so long that’s what women were showed a man should be to a degree but this is very extreme, obviously problematic and very cringey but god... oh god it’s firetrucking bad😂
It's cause its a fanfic. It's shitty writing. The same thing as after. They are all toxic but it's okay because the guy is hot.
Yes and just fuckin cringey
i would seriously call the police if a stranger took me to his hotel room and took off his shirt to bite the toast he gave me and then went on to say “i’d like to bite that lip.”
I'd sue my friend for letting that happen to me 😭😭
@@floralstripes8001 Ahhh why
Omg this comment
After NDA for sure
CALL THE POLICE
ive never actually watched the movie, but my god the clips are so akward xD it feels like a wattpad book got a movie but it wasn’t professionally reviewed at all. also totally binging these videos. quickly becoming one of my favorite content creators.
Same
This is why lines from books should stay in books
Her impression of him when she drunk-dialed him was actually the ONLY FUNNY THING IN THE WHOLE MOVIE SERIES
Except for that wtf moment when he takes off his shirt, crawls toward her on the bed and takes a bite of her toast. I laughed to hard I cried
I think the "If you were mine you wouldn't be able to sit for weeks" and the "I want to bite that lip" was also pretty hilarious 😂
@@plantemor Nope, the best is when earlier at that scene, she finds out they spent the night in the same bed when she was passed out drunk and asks him if they had sex and he replies "Necrophilia is not my thing." It was so unexpectedly funny. :D
Yep, and it's telling that it wasn't in the book.
Violet Raven AGH that’s always bothered me bc necrophilia is dead ppl. He would be talking about somnophilia. The writing is so 😞😔😒
Ok sooooo How the HELL did she fall in “love” with Christian ??????? All he did is broke into her home, stalked her and basically wouldn’t leave her alone for more then 2 seconds. What kind of girls/ woman like that kind of thing. Like WHAT?? How is this a “romantic” film Idk.
........just to see..am I the only one who doesn’t think he is that hot??? Like he is attractive and all but nothing special. Idk.
Agnieszka.K .C I suggest watching film theory’s video on it lol
Agnieszka.K .C It’s pretty obvious in the comedy gold books that she likes him for his looks, his wealth, and his big dick,.
Actually there is some possible science behind this, and it's why some people can't handle things like one-night stands.
There are 3 phases/stages of love:
Puppylove/attraction: Generally going off entirely by looks and some mild interaction, you are drawn to the person. This is what crushes generally are.
Obsession stage: You don't see faults in this person, or very little, there is an us against the world sorta feel. This stage lasts 6 months to 3 years depending on the individual. It's brought about by intimate relations, not always sex, however orgasm is the most powerful causer of said stage.
And then long term, this is the one people talk about when they say they want a relationship to last, and to grow old together. This one takes form after obsession stage has died down and you find the person you are with is someone you want to stay with.
Obsession stage is the most volatile. It is what it says on the tin. Notice that many relationships or even marriages end in that time frame that obsession can last and why if you break up during that stage, it's near impossible to let go. Given that it's brought primarily through orgasm and sexual relations (though it can happen with any form of deep intimacy and bonding activities) lots of people can accidentally fall in love with a person they had sex with. This also seems predetermined by how hard you fall when you fall in love which is based on how much oxytocin and vassopressin your brain produces during said activities or in reaching orgasm.
Basically some people can handle that because their brain doesn't respond with a head over heels rush of feel good love and bonding hormones. Others don't have a reduction and so fall hard and fast. And contrary to popular belief, this is not controllable. You can't choose to not fall in love. It's a response that is determined by your brains set up, not personal will.
This is why someone can fall for someone that isn't right for them at all if they rush into intimacy right off the bat.
Because it's based on a fanfiction and everything is possible in a fanfiction. 😅
He's hot.
With all the videos I've watched on this channel, I'm surprised I hadn't seen this sooner!
The red flag band is still my favorite running gag.
Struggling so hard not to laugh while I'm at work!
11:58 - "For a billionaire CEO, this dude's gotta lot of free time" - Explains every romance webtoon there.
I still refuse to believe a grown woman wrote the book. It seems like something a student in highschool would write, ngl 😐 I have seen middle schoolers write a more realistic and less abusive storyline than this.
Right, like I’m in middle school and I’m trying to write two books that are more realistic and make themes that connect to the reality of the world! I’m trying to avoid clichés (since one of them is a romance story) and inspire readers. I’m trying my best though!
Kayla Bateast Same I love his recations because they are FUNNY. I hope your short story goes well! 🙂
It started as a stupid erotic Twilight fanfic written by the author while she was in high school. She just change the names and released it as a book years later. As an adult. With all the grammatical errors she never corrected. And yet, it was a successful novel trilogy and a successful movie trilogy. That is screwed up.
@@curosaber it's impossible that she wrote it in high school since she's 57 now et twilight starts being published in 2005. Wikipedia says that she wrote back in 2009, that's even worse. 🤢 I remember her explaining in an interview how she asked her husband to check her story and stuff and he enjoyed it. ://
I heard wrong then. Either way, both her and her husband need to get their heads checked along with the fanbase.
It's more like 50 shades of emotional and physical abuse...
PREACH
@@Catfood19143 eeyyy, someone has watched Dom's videos on the matter. I see you dude
Preach
Let's not forget sexual
14:45 his reaction was exactly mine lmao
your laughter is contagious...
Fifty shades was a love lesson for both guys and girls
Guys: what NOT to do to get a girl
Girls: what kind of guys to stay a thousand miles away from
So at least it had some use
What if people take it the other way around?
ONLY HUMAN then that’s sad
@ONLY HUMAN
welp, I’ll pack my shit and move to mars.
LlamaStix forget about mars with the existence of 365 days we all might as well pack our bags to a whole new universe
@No Name
Bro, you come with? Let’s go pack our bullshit and get the hell outta the Milky Way lol