Did you know, the guy who discovered Iceland and Greenland literally named them to troll his Viking friends. He wanted his friends to go to the worse place. Look it up, seriously!
her: he's probably thinking about other women him: *if everybody has an fbi agent that means the fbi agents have fbi agents which means the fbi agents assigned to the first fbi agents also have fbi agents*
69 likes, it has to much power, quick like it, because soon I worry we won’t be able to control this, It literally just changed, that is good my dear friend.
12:10 Me who wakes up at 3 am goes to the toilet in my yard and poops in utter darkness: A big shadow as larger than a blue whale appears (sound of priests vocalising plays).
I would do that and look at them with a shit-eating grin so that when they start to get mad, they see I did it on purpose just to make them mad at that instead.
"The chances of a sheep killing you is low but never zero" Farmer: *shaves sheep* Sheep: *grabs scissors* paying the barber back is what made the previous owners proud
About the tiger meme- there is actually a book called The Tiger that is about that meme. The tiger also kills the russian’s friends, family, and pet as well as wreaking havoc on the countryside. Don’t f*ck with a tiger.
I just wanna say, thank you to the entire emkay community, your videos always make me laugh. I'm battling anorexia, depression, anxiety, body and gender dysmorphia, and trying to get out of a abusive house hold, and through all of that you somehow make me laugh. Thank you.
Day 24 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/trippinthroughtime Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks Lexi: -r/mildlyinteresting -r/notlikeothergirls And finally: -A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this). Thanks! :D
That one Kirby's calling the police meme got me laughing while my parents were sleeping. They broke into my room and said "Why are you laughing maniacally?" best night in my whole life.
Anime: this anime has several characters that are very relatable to most high school children Also the anime protagonist: *14 year old that can bench press 150 pounds on their middle finger*
@@beelieboo i guess it depends on what you wear and what you're used to. For example i can't handle wearing a T-shirt for too long, i have to remove it at some point.
"What could you possibly have that somebody actually wants?" Me: Well, that hurt. Also, "They got a point, why would they pick you?" Me: Where did I leave that flex tape????
2:40 that's so true even in sci-fi that's a thing, for example; in Babylon 5 (btw it's an amazing sci-fi show 10/10 would recommend), in season 4, the last episode it shows the future of the galaxy, and it tells the tale of how the earth is bombarded by her colonies for trying to sneak attack them. *SPOILERS* The colonies find out because a computer program emulating Micheal Garabaldi films an earth officer telling him their plan after convincing him to tell them.
images.app.goo.gl/ENA7nTxZz4GND4bw9 I deleted my explanation by accidentally replacing the text with this link. Just saying, the man, the boy and girl are adopted children. Yes, those 3 are 3/7 (maybe 8) children belonging to this man. (The time stamp to the particular meme I'm referring to; 6:11)
Karens complain to get things Dudebros complain to get people Clarkson complains to make you laugh. See also: Every late-night TV host and half the good comedians (separate lists)
1st graders/ reception children: Rain, rain, go away, come again another day. Rain: Understandable, have a great day. Also the rain another day: *Guess who's back. Back again-*
Day one of telling Robin that he has a great voice and is beautiful.
Agreed
ｙｅｓ
*Y E S*
I agree with this
@@endrtrn yees
This comment section has more memes than the entirety of this entire subreddit.
Yes
...
Why i see you everywhere
Hey justin
yo
Any TH-camr with lots of subs: *posts video*
Bots: bonjour
french bots
Bruh there was a bot in my comments and I have like 30 subs
@@phantolmao wtf
HI
Bone jaw*
Pretty sure Gordon Ramsey taught his kid how to swear before before walking.
yes
*Y E S*
First sentence:FUCK YOU
ahh the beauty of children
fuck yeah
*Fuck yeah!*
me, a European with a screwed up sleep schedule: you know I'm something of an American myself
Me, a American with a fucked up sleep schedule: you know I'm something of a Reposter myself
Laughs in Antarctica*
@@Smthn_Wicked ah yes you are a timetraveler
@@Smthn_Wicked ahh yesss a time traveler
Me :
A vampire
Me meeting a new student: What is your name?
Student: [Tells me his/her name.]
My brain 10 seconds later: *I am once again asking for your name!*
LMAO TRUE YES
*Bigus D*c*us Brainus*
@@nidhalsormali3051 lmao
their
@Ferhandi3466 [GD] omg
my name is Sana
when your relationship life is so bad that the clouds have to intervene
420 likes
@@PGold3 nice
Nice
that do be true doe ;-;
@@PGold3
nice
Did you know, the guy who discovered Iceland and Greenland literally named them to troll his Viking friends. He wanted his friends to go to the worse place. Look it up, seriously!
Less troll and to flipping piss off the people in Greenland after they exiled him
Gen Z:noooooo i hate that greenland and iceland are named incorrectly. Viking:Go and go to wrong place.
Me being able to walk in the dark after turning out the lights:
I see no god up here..
OTHER THAN ME
Must be lonely
@@holiday7833 yes but I have TH-cam to help me
Tbh it depends on the room and how I’m feeling
Blind people: amateur’s!!
Me who can't see in the dark so I walk: pathetic
“The chances of sheep killing you is low, but never zero”
New Zealanders: *panic*
n
@@whotooed i
G
G
As a new Zealand citizen I can confirm that you are never 1km away from at least 3 sheep. The fear is immense
Girls: If ur height starts with a five don’t talk to me!
Me: Who’s height starts with a 4
Bravely walking up
lol
the girls: *hes just standing there. **_MENACINGLY_*
Gimli, control yourself!
im 5'11
@Griffin Goad no, 1 centimeter.
Robin: "you can't fix that with flex tape."
My brain: "wait, flex tape can fix things?"
Yea, technically flex tape doesn’t fix things, it either just hides where it’s broken or hold broken pieces together.
Yes, flex tapes fixes _EVERYTHING_
"Me telling my kids I survived a global pandemic."
*It's not over yet, buster.*
He he he, im never having kids
It’s not over yet
Me
I'm from the future, it gets so much worse
@@Gotholicism it’s what we expected at this point
her: he's probably thinking about other women
him: *if everybody has an fbi agent that means the fbi agents have fbi agents which means the fbi agents assigned to the first fbi agents also have fbi agents*
This comment is under rated lol
Does that mean the population of earth is infinite?
possibly
but the agent who follow an agent gets followed by the agent HE follows
*now it makes sense :D*
There are three FBI agents in a constant loop.
"Why is a drinking leonardo de caprio so memable?"
**INSERT LEONARDO MEME**
Qtaro huh
Lemonado DiCaprio
@@cannedgoodness9633 ***Dying cloud noises**
Only MHA fans will understand UnU
Also, I only just read your username-
69 likes, it has to much power, quick like it, because soon I worry we won’t be able to control this,
It literally just changed, that is good my dear friend.
HmMmMmm *angry enyaba noises*
12:10
Me who wakes up at 3 am goes to the toilet in my yard and poops in utter darkness: A big shadow as larger than a blue whale appears (sound of priests vocalising plays).
"The next gen wont be told to pause an online game," me telling my child to pause it on purpose to piss him off
Oh I found Satan!
You are a demon
“Well i just wanna say That i’m a huge Fan.”
You monster
I would do that and look at them with a shit-eating grin so that when they start to get mad, they see I did it on purpose just to make them mad at that instead.
Woman: *punches man*
Man: I believe in equal rights...
Lol
I hit 8672 girls before since I'm an alien, because they're humans
I’m non-binary do I still get hit?
@LEGO Yoda Clone ik that g, what’s your point?
@@vic_x Nonbinary here too, I think we're immune.
"The chances of a sheep killing you is low but never zero"
Farmer: *shaves sheep*
Sheep: *grabs scissors* paying the barber back is what made the previous owners proud
Cut the balls
@@daiyousei.1586 r/cursedcomments
@@fancyzozo1218 For a sheep, our skin would be their wool
@@Sinaeb Oh... my.... god.... your genius, it’s almost frightening.
@@charax-1 Ornaments.
I’m so used to two eyed Mike that I didn’t notice until the third time. Fucking internet.
Is that the joke? I noticed it the first time, but wasn't sure that was it
@@Tony-hv8wz yes that’s the joke
Me thinking how a microchip fits thru a needle:
🧐
But what if the vaccine creates the microchip 🤔
Don't think, 2 brain cells ain't enough
@@daisyeng522 what
@@daisyeng522 That is impossible in every way
A liquid can't create a piece of metal with cables and it's own program
it's much bigger than the needle.
When the people making memes about how much they love shriek realize there is a dude eating an onion everyday until a new shred movie is made.
SHRIEK?!?!
didnt know everyone liked "ori and the will of the wisps"
Do you think it’d extend his life, like those “life hacks”? So he could wait even longer if necessary
Mike Wazowski:
2001 "I'm on the cover of a magazine!"
2020 "I'm the first search result for Monsters Inc characters!"
Congratulations
14:30 as a European i can say that the Euro sign has to be at the beginning of the number, not the end
but how does he gets 500000 Euro from this? Pressing multiple times?
In france it's always at the end of the number
@@redstone0234 Yeah because its fucking france I wouldn't have expected otherwise from that country
About the tiger meme- there is actually a book called The Tiger that is about that meme. The tiger also kills the russian’s friends, family, and pet as well as wreaking havoc on the countryside. Don’t f*ck with a tiger.
wut?
@@SurrealMath1 yea it’s by John Vaillant. It’s actually a really good book and I would recommend it.
Me trying to remember the Name of the orange cat in garfield :
🤔
we'll never know
Oh my what could that cat's name be??
I think his name is bowie
I wish I knew
Nah, it's Tom.
I just wanna say, thank you to the entire emkay community, your videos always make me laugh. I'm battling anorexia, depression, anxiety, body and gender dysmorphia, and trying to get out of a abusive house hold, and through all of that you somehow make me laugh. Thank you.
How there are no likes confuses me
I know this was a year ago but, stay strong man, things will be good one day
hey, i know this is from a year ago but i hope you're doing better! i believe in you! 💗
Are you better
If it helps, just search on TH-cam for Matt Rose, he has some very funny videos which always cheer me up
9:32 that would be 245 500 push ups
so early the video says "no views." NOTICE ME ROBIN
69 likes- noice
This guy somehow just makes my day
same
It makes ALL our days
Pretty sure the rotation of the Earth does that...
@@tylerhorihan786 hol up
@@tylerhorihan786 ....yeah...
Day 24 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/ihadastroke
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
-r/trippinthroughtime
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/Wellthatsucks
Lexi:
-r/mildlyinteresting
-r/notlikeothergirls
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this).
Thanks! :D
.
.
.
The return of the
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.
12:05 I think this was the first Reddit meme I ever saw
"Like cows for instance"
Fun fact: my grandpa actually got killed by his own cow
Why tf is that a fun fact and not fact
How the heck- I'm sorry for your lost but how did a cow kill him?..
that's not a fun fact that's just a fact
totally fun
Now THAT is a fun fact.
Me: Black cats are not best cats. ALL cats are best cats!
Someone: What about lion-
Me: ALL CATS!
But.. what about a lion?
@@hauntedmop ALL CATS!
But what about mutated,rot infested chernobyl cats
What about 90 legged spider cats with fangs
@@mikeygamingtv8087
That is my bretheren,so i think that i accept it
Fun fact 99% of the people that commented "First" haven't watched the whole video.
True
And so do you now get back to the vid, mate >:[
First
Tru
Exactly
12:40 can we focus on the 1000 other people who disliked?
_they are menaces to society_
That one Kirby's calling the police meme got me laughing while my parents were sleeping. They broke into my room and said "Why are you laughing maniacally?" best night in my whole life.
number 15: finger chilli from the road
5:53 I didnt even realize the Monsters Inc. one until looking at it again. TWO EYED MIKE WAZOWZKI IS SO COMMON TO ME NOW
I legit forgot that mike originally has one eye :')
They got me
lol same
2:26
Equal Rights,
Equal Fights.
Change my Mind
Ha nobody has changed my mind it’s true then
Yes
*changes mind*
Women has killed more men mentally
No i don’t think i will
11:06 wanting to invest because it looks like you’re using a rasengan as a light source
Anime: this anime has several characters that are very relatable to most high school children
Also the anime protagonist: *14 year old that can bench press 150 pounds on their middle finger*
And survive a nuclear explosion
@Devan Ebeling you would of said
4.57e+ demons in a trillionth of a nanosecond
Not only that, they can master the magic of Deities/Gods by just seeing it ONCE
@@1wjpf_709 what does e mean, like i have always wondered.
@@iAteADino 2.71828182846
11:00
i actually own one of these!
and honestly dont get them. you'll never end up using them.
"Get a friend who's exactly like this"
My introverted butt: so uhm y'all breath air?
Yea yes i do... do you also pump blood through your body?
@@PigFishYT Yes... Y'all move your eyelids?
@@funnyfox3164 s.ss..sometimes yea..
Do you guys also produce saliva or sweat
@@somalganess8711 saliva? yes. sweat? Barely, i am a weeb and rarely go outside :D
9:00 yeah your son will problably say that a pandemic already mean that is global and that you should stop trying to flex.
7:56 took me awhile to realize it was redrawn because it was so realistic
"re-drawn"
Something/someone: **makes a noise**
Sculk blocks: *i like your funny sounds magic man*
2:46
who else saw *s h r e k* first
Emkay: *Lexi, Robin And Jack*
Me: *Weird Shit, Blue underpants And Man with no clothes*
A lil rude but ok
Huh?
Damien thoe?
Ok, I have a question, why are there so many evolution memes. How many people just learned this in marine bio, because I learned this stuff last week
The farmer waking up at 4 am to start his work: Ah, what a nice morning!
The Sheep: You make us laugh, Mortal.
You registered as United States of America...
Anyways, I hope things get better for you and for your people :)
6:04 Dead People
Fun fact: if someone says "your adopted" just say "at least I was wanted"
fun fact: i rather think my own comeback than your comback
fun fact: that isn't a fact.
another fun fact: this is so overused and unoriginal
Day 98 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”
Wow... Uve been going at this for some time
@@ethanstevenson8173 most likely the first time he commented
@@PigFishYT I was thinking the same thing XD
@@PigFishYT, then go back to mid-July videos. After you’ve had a look, think before you type.
@@mr.scarlo2234 nah im not even gonna bother, most of these kinds of comments are fake tho.
Me : knows all the potion recipes in Minecraft
Everyone: he has the knowledge of a god
5:53 I didn’t actually realize and had to watch again. I’ve seen too many memes and my brain thought it was normal.
It took me a minute of just looking at this to finally see it.
@@astropenguin1631 what was it
@@astropenguin1631 nvmd i realized
I don’t get it. What strange/funny about this?
@@charlottechapin5953 the mike wazowski picture is the meme version
My life: BIG
My life if i didn't exist: none
R/technicallythetruth
@Gustavo Martins Vilela r/ihavereddit
@@cooperspurlock4932 r/ihavereddit
r/hmm
@@wryyycat3486 this is meta and i dont like it
The only reason im alive is because i haven't died yet.
3:01 me who keeps his room over 30 degrees even in summer: *confused baking shark noises*
Americans: confused confusing confusion
Me who lives in tropical country and experinced almost 40 degrees: AMATEURS
me who lives in Texas: NOOBS
Me, born and raised in the north of Brazil, with temperatures of 26 to 45: ha ha ha, *fried egg on the road and tank tops all the time go brrrr*
**confused sunbathing lizard noises**
12:18
What if I’m the friend who doesn’t run after turning off the lights! Then I’d be the guardian!
5:16 It’s Dwayne “The Pebble” Johnson
3:03
Africans, Middle Easterns, SE Asians: _Am I a joke to you?_
As an SE Asian, 25 is literally freezing.
Same here. Normal temperature is 40, if it goes lower than 30 i could become sick like instantly.
Bro wh- ngl I get it- I’m SE Asian but also Dutch and 25C is melting-
@@beelieboo i guess it depends on what you wear and what you're used to. For example i can't handle wearing a T-shirt for too long, i have to remove it at some point.
31 degree to hot 29 degree to cold 30 degree warm
Why this to me
@@brix.mp418 I hope you to survive until the end mate.
Biggus dickus is one of My teacher's dichotomy chart
Thumbnail: has meme man but spelt correctly
Me: weit thettz iligel
Robin: “Windwows defender isn’t that bad”, letting approximately 2 million people know he only has windows defender
Me: 👍
"What could you possibly have that somebody actually wants?"
Me: Well, that hurt.
Also, "They got a point, why would they pick you?"
Me: Where did I leave that flex tape????
In the bottomless pit
needs ice, ducktape, amd alo vera
And this is why I call Leonardo "Leonardo DRINKaprio"
KaprioSun
2:40 that's so true even in sci-fi that's a thing, for example; in Babylon 5 (btw it's an amazing sci-fi show 10/10 would recommend), in season 4, the last episode it shows the future of the galaxy, and it tells the tale of how the earth is bombarded by her colonies for trying to sneak attack them.
*SPOILERS*
The colonies find out because a computer program emulating Micheal Garabaldi films an earth officer telling him their plan after convincing him to tell them.
images.app.goo.gl/ENA7nTxZz4GND4bw9
I deleted my explanation by accidentally replacing the text with this link. Just saying, the man, the boy and girl are adopted children. Yes, those 3 are 3/7 (maybe 8) children belonging to this man. (The time stamp to the particular meme I'm referring to; 6:11)
Ignore grammar and spelling mistakes. Auto correct and a small as hell keyboard be like-
@JETT WOODMANSEE Because TUA (The series enitials) is a wierd but wonderful show.
7:35 how do i find this video
PLEASE tell me
“End of the world”
As we know it. And I feel FIIINE
And I will,live until I die
“DvD screensaver but it hits the corner everytime”
“And when every ones super...
.... no one will be”
9:55 Sokka? No. *Gru* wants to know your location.
*drives off at gaining speed up to 65 mph with moon in the back*
*VECTOR*
*OH YEAHHH*
12:07 Does it count if that friend is the thing I see in the dark after I turn off the lights?
9:42 , me : Sees the meme , relates to the meme , Still Screenshots the meme altough im never gonna use it BC i did it unintentionally
My class: Drew a pentagram with a subject in it, on a board.
Teacher: Who did it, why do you hate me?
insert spiderman meme
Fun fact: I'm not first!
Fun fact: that isn't a fun fact, neither this one
Last
@@maskd3684 na fam me
First
Fun fact: We don't care!
Jeremy Clarkson got a point tho
Karens complain to get things
Dudebros complain to get people
Clarkson complains to make you laugh.
See also: Every late-night TV host and half the good comedians (separate lists)
Baby: wait, I'm Christian
Priest: always had been
Muslims: the Qur'an would say otherwise
lol
lmaoo
Me: RELIGION IS RELGION!
169 dislikes
that one guy who disliked one 168: " haha funy moment"
5:35 that squirt gun is filled with holy water.
5:57
people who sleep for ten hours:
*my goals are beyond your understanding*
“Woah, that’s sick what else can it do! My mom...”
lets be honest
15:04
this is wholesome
Meme:When you have to go to a crusade but your horse died. The corner:Made with holy water
9:05
Pov: you thought of Sakura tv
Ok So far how recognize the Voice Actors
Robin sounds funny
And Jack Sounds normal
I am figuring out the others
Fun fact: you took time to read this comment
False, I read this instantly
How did you know?!
3:09 it's a periodic table meme for all y'all confused
So I’m bored and thanks to a calculator, that guy had to do 245,500 pushups. That’s at least 6 more push-ups than I could do.
Legend says he's still doing pushups to this day... And that he accidentaly became Saitama.
2:04
Alternate idea:
Start quoting Rei Todoroki whilst holding your phone and the kettle
who tf is that
@@Kadexis shhhh don't question it
@@PeanutWithWiFiAccess no, tell me i dare to question it
@@PeanutWithWiFiAccess who TF is rei todrijwkoi
@@Kadexis Google her
Her were equal
Her hits me
Me hits her back
Equal rights equal fights
Honestly, as a female who gets in a lot of fights, I’m OFFENDED if they DON’T hit back...
@@jeffbezoslover oh we night be a great sparring Partner
“I’m your host robin-“
*And I’m throbin’-*
8:50
Ay, that's pretty good
A random meme : **Includes The Umbrella Academy scenes I enjoy**
Me: *I see you are a man of culture aswell*
I got another meme-
1st graders/ reception children: Rain, rain, go away, come again another day.
Rain: Understandable, have a great day.
Also the rain another day: *Guess who's back. Back again-*
Oboro Shirkaumo i like this one
11:39 finally a fucking anime meme from a show I watched-
let see about that.
RIP Gon
noone :
moms when kids are a shit ton seriously: *HAHAHAHAHHAHAH* your so funny hun *HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA*
The “hey, that’s not fair!” Was full kronk from emperors new groove
Sadness
No likes but it’s fine
🥲
No. Jeremy Clarkson isn't a douche. He is fricking amazing.
He is funny and offensive at the same time
14:07 wait.. it's not real??
It’s not?!
12:36
In America, you hunt tiger.
In Soviet Russia, Tiger hunt you!
11:04
What do you mean, “don’t invest”?
If someone breaks into my house I can make it look like I’m about to Kamehameha them out of my home.
6:06
Oscar of Astora {Dark Souls intensifies}