That’s a lie, NY sucks when it comes to owning animals, and I’m more further upstate then the city and it still sucks. So no, you can’t own an otter in ANY part of New York.
Just because I used to be Christan I'll explain this one. In the Old Testament, 2 cities were razed to the ground by God for being filled with homosexuals. Christians saw that and were like "If we don't get rid of the gays, the same thing will happen to us". For me this was an easy fix. Stop believing in God and suddenly I don't give a shit about politics or if people are gay. The only reason I cared back then was because I felt forced to care because of my very religious household.
Yeah, the Bible is a mess. I was raised in a household that did believe in god, and being part of the LGBT community, it doesn't help when you hear the pastor at your church say "Homosexuals will burn in hell". Well, guess I'll go get tortured for eternity for something I have literally no control over. (And also, I don't really know much of the Bible somehow, so my joke is a little uneducated)
Love how the America elections become an entertainment to the world -Happy New Year eve for all of us -12 minutes until new year for me -HAPPY NEW YEAR
Fun fact: turning down the radio or stopping it altogether actually does help you look for and read stuff. Your brain can only process 110 bits per second, and listening to someone talk (or similarly listening to music) would take about 60 of those bits. That's why you also can't listen to 2 people talking about different subjects without getting confused or losing focus. I'm pretty sure searching for stuff also carries at about 60, which puts it over the 110 threshold.
Queen Elisabeth: I will live the longest Her husband: I’m older than you. My grate grandma who lived to be 20 years older than the queen is now: pathetic Edit: she passed way at 102
@@Ruben-se6xm No, Raven's grandma Is more greater than you could imagine; she Is greater than us all. You dare disregard the omnipotence of Grate? You dare defile her name In your sacrilege? In the end of times, your grandchildren will rue the day. She'll finally awaken from her dormant state and make this cursed world anew. A world that doesn't include you.
BOHO, SPONGE BOB ME BOY, I HAVE OVERDOSE ON DOPAMINE AND NOW MY BODY IS ON A CONSTANT STATE OF PLEASURE AND HAPPINESS AND I HAVE 8 DAYS BEFORE THE MILITARY HOLDS ME ACCOUNTABLE FOR MY WAR CRIMES AGH AGH AGH
Thank you guys so so much for all the support towards the trans community.... I recently came out as a trans woman, it's been really really hard. But every day I know emkay will upload and no matter what, you guys make me feel happy and safe. I don't feel that a lot so it is kinda a big deal for me. Thank you for everything, I hope you all have a wonderful day! (I'm on my wife's account, so I'm not sid, I'm Sid's wife.)
Oh shut up. Look at all the shit in the city and tell me those animals burning down buildings is the same as a bunch of idiots going through the building barely doing jack shit.
@@zuttoaragi8349 I'm probably going to regret asking this but, what are you talking about? The burning down buildings part I mean. Also, you know 5 people were killed, right?
@@charlesajones77 Pretty much any of the riots started by Antifa and Burn Loot Murder had buildings being ransacked and burnt down. And 180 are killed each weekend in Chicago.
Was a decent politician then bent the knee and forgot he's old af and couldn't get back up. Then he had a heart attack! but it's ok he survived....for now.
As long as your not one that reee's at people for using the wrong pronouns or tries to guilt straight people into dating you etc, your fine in my book. You do you fam.
6:57 Spanish people: *_stares silently in having five meals a day_* Two of them are kinda like a snack time for the middle of the morning (almuerzo, desayuno de media mañana) and the middle of the evening (merienda). That's why we have lunch at 2 pm and we dinner at 9 pm, people don't get hungry again until those hours.
Having worked at Burger King i can assure you it does sell food, the nuggets are only cheap because we order them in huge batches, they only take 2 minutes to fry and people buy them literally all the time so at the end of 1 day we've easily made 200- 300$ of profit on chicken nuggets alone.
For anyone who cares (and was also sad about the crying dude who got only five votes instead of nine): he actually go over a hundred votes in the end, he was just really upset about the initial votes - he didn't win but still, got a bunch of votes!
@@nicomoist5336"YaYyY a WoMAn ViCE PReSIDENT" like that's the only thing that matters, to put it bluntly, she's a bitch "MR VICE PRESIDENT I'M SPEAKING" Sure, she's speaking, tho it is str8 lies
@@nicomoist5336 I'm honestly gonna be scared for my life if biden gets elected, they're gonna take away our guns, then the people who we're already getting illegal guns are going to cause havok because NO ONE can defend themselves, and if antifa and BLM aren't in any way related to biden, then they will still be hanging around, throwing bricks at innocent white people's head. I'm white and a male so everyone is gonna be after me
Robin: is very clear on his political views Me: realizes I'm on the Internet again Also me: wonders how Robin likes a gas shortage Also also me: realizes why I like Damien the most
Knowing what happened during the election, it's especially grating to hear it. I don't even live in the U.S., nor am I a U.S. citizen, and I could almost weep for the country.
I have an answer to why we turn down music to see better, our brains automatically say the lyrics right before the words actually play so we turn down the music to concentrate and therefore, see better
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That’s a lie, NY sucks when it comes to owning animals, and I’m more further upstate then the city and it still sucks. So no, you can’t own an otter in ANY part of New York.
It also sucks to own older cars cause of the road salt
@@omega1575 yeah exactly, NY is just an over rated and priced place to live.
i think ny suck to begin with since you have a failure governor who can't do anything right.
@@themerchantinblack6157 as a new yorker I completely agree
@@smitethecanlord i am sorry you have to deal with a useless person in charge of your state.
Me: "accidentally trips on the street"
Mom: aren't you useless
Dad: ight imma head out
Me: comes out
Dad: aight imma head out
Ok
The kiwi approves.
@@KiwiBirdYes yay
Me: *chokes on nothing*
Dad: Are you stupid or stupid
Bro: And I oop-
“Queen Elizabeth will outlive everyone I know”
But, you know of Queen Elizabeth. She will outlive herself.
TRUE IMMORTALITY!
Well, she certainly outlived her -cousin- husband
@@Minceraft69 Prince Philip
@@hamburgerhamburgerv2 Yes, correct
Indeed and am I the only one who knows who TommyInnit is?
*PARADOX INBOUND*
"I hope the white house nails down all the valuable stuff before January"
Yea... About that...
didnt age well LMAO
yup that aged like spoiled milk
Me: *Wants to relax and forget about politics*
Emkay:
I agree it's rlly rlly annoying
isn’t your pfp from another emkay r/meirl video?
What did he say
I said what he say
I felt this lol
I very much agree
My mom: Don't compare yourself to others, you're good in your own way
Also my mom: your freind is smart, be like them
It ok buddy
Ikr I hate that moment
Just to be that guy you spelled friend wrong
@@dementiagaming1552 I think you spelled mom wrong
Sameeee
Jesus: Now my children, remember to be kind and treat others fairly.
Homophobic Christian: But what if they’re gay.
Jesus: *DID I STUTTER?*
Roman gods: bruh
Just because I used to be Christan I'll explain this one. In the Old Testament, 2 cities were razed to the ground by God for being filled with homosexuals. Christians saw that and were like "If we don't get rid of the gays, the same thing will happen to us". For me this was an easy fix. Stop believing in God and suddenly I don't give a shit about politics or if people are gay. The only reason I cared back then was because I felt forced to care because of my very religious household.
Yeah, the Bible is a mess. I was raised in a household that did believe in god, and being part of the LGBT community, it doesn't help when you hear the pastor at your church say "Homosexuals will burn in hell". Well, guess I'll go get tortured for eternity for something I have literally no control over. (And also, I don't really know much of the Bible somehow, so my joke is a little uneducated)
Yeah, if God is the one who made people wouldn't he decide their sexuality too?
@@spopydude69 your point assumes that Christians think promiscuity is okay if one is heterosexual.
Love how the America elections become an entertainment to the world
-Happy New Year eve for all of us
-12 minutes until new year for me
-HAPPY NEW YEAR
I both love and hate it
Yea
Americans can't seem to shut up about them and their backlash echoes all over the place, we might as well enjoy it.
That was an election? I thought I was watching a stand up comedy
Well it's not every day that you get to see two skeletons arguing
Fun fact: turning down the radio or stopping it altogether actually does help you look for and read stuff.
Your brain can only process 110 bits per second, and listening to someone talk (or similarly listening to music) would take about 60 of those bits. That's why you also can't listen to 2 people talking about different subjects without getting confused or losing focus. I'm pretty sure searching for stuff also carries at about 60, which puts it over the 110 threshold.
The "where riot" meme aged awfully
Snrk
it feels like someone is holding a nerf-gun against your head when you beat your alarm by a minute
It nerf or not'in
@@samsquanch565 true
People called chad: *angry chad noises*
Yep.
I'm a flippin genius
Indeed
@Esixsin ty
@@TheManWithaGasMask *TF 2 PYRO INTENSIFIES*
"I'm the dumbest man alive!"
Someone: I simp for Amber Heard because she's beautiful.
*"You're clearly dumber."*
Nice
I don't get it
@Justin Y.'s Impersonator oh ok
limeade
Wait, there's people simping for amber Heard?
Everyone: talking about Someone who’s 95
The 122 year old woman: Am I a joke to you?
"I wouldn't be supprised if the queen outlives the heat death of the universe"
Well that aged well
*where Bernie*
Me an America who is still wondering where Bernie: *where Bernie*
same
I am america where bernie
He’s in what? His sixth million dollar house or something?
Hes in the cahir
thank you TH-cam user Ghost Toast
Queen Elisabeth: I will live the longest
Her husband: I’m older than you.
My grate grandma who lived to be 20 years older than the queen is now: pathetic
Edit: she passed way at 102
Holy shit your great grandma is old
My great grandma is going to be 107 years this month.
@@puiyengchan9744
Grate grandma*
@@MrsNotorials great grandma*
@@Ruben-se6xm
No, Raven's grandma Is more greater than you could imagine; she Is greater than us all. You dare disregard the omnipotence of Grate? You dare defile her name In your sacrilege? In the end of times, your grandchildren will rue the day. She'll finally awaken from her dormant state and make this cursed world anew. A world that doesn't include you.
1:18 Username translation:
*"God is my drug"*
*Dio is my drug
@@nylist5762 WRYYYYYYYY
Ho ho wakateru ka?
SAIKYOUNI HAITTE YATSU DA
This reply section is a jojo reference
BOHO, SPONGE BOB ME BOY, I HAVE OVERDOSE ON DOPAMINE AND NOW MY BODY IS ON A CONSTANT STATE OF PLEASURE AND HAPPINESS AND I HAVE 8 DAYS BEFORE THE MILITARY HOLDS ME ACCOUNTABLE FOR MY WAR CRIMES AGH AGH AGH
*Okey*
I’m curious what war crimes Mr. Krabd committed. He was part of the navy at some point...who was Bikini Bottom at war with?
@@naturegirl1999 He traded The navy's plans for 2 quarters
@@lunathelitten7664 Actually it was a Dime
ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH 🤣 SPONGEBOB 😂🤣 IM SEEING RAINBOWS, SPONGEBOB
10:10 "This book is in Spanish" HOLY SHIT THATS A THROW BACK
I know right
Ye
I will now refer to all mechanical dishwashers as hot water cubes from now on.
Yes, because organic dishwasher aren't usually cubed shaped
The election jokes are just getting old now
Edit: Just reply like it’s the funny number.
Clif Is Børing for real they were never funny
Yeah so is the election
It’s always a bunch of angry white women yelling stupid shit
Especially when the bias is so obvious
Like seriously we get it Emkay you voted Biden now shut up with the "orange man bad" rhetoric
@@Exoticlover1629 true
1:18 His username literally translates into "God is my drug"
Robin: where riot
us now: well that didn't age well
I know! God, when he said that! Cause....yeah. Yeah. 😐😐😑
I didn't know there could be a threatening aura around IKEA sending a dm saying meatball
If you can own an otter in Nevada, there should at least be a tricky statue
*me notices a youtuber I watch*
Me: Oh- pogchamp
ME GUSTAAAAAAA MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Just killed a women, feeling good-
pog
I'm blind where?
@@imaginebeinglazyaboutyourn4964 you poor poor soul
Robin is the kind of guy to hit you with a baseball bat and then yell “duck!”
“Yeah its surprising that there weren't any riots”
This didn’t age well
We are still watching riots and looting. It hasn't stopped since 2016.
10:43 im sorry for your lost people of england
This is me
Cool
Ÿ
This is you
Ok
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Jesus that riot joke aged like milk
People: angry about two day weekend.
Indians with only Sunday as the holiday:
*_PATHETIC_*
Yessir
9:23 that aged well
Im calling dishwashers "hot water cubes" from now on.
“This book is in Spanish.”
Was that a Piemations reference?!
can you send a link to what it is referenceing
@@hiiisbus0631 th-cam.com/video/rJM7RQ-r9Fs/w-d-xo.html
@@Dracoward no the piemations vidio
@@hiiisbus0631 ಠ_ಠ
"OH MY GOD HURRY UP!"
....
*"Neckus elengus"* "this book is in spanish..."
Thank you guys so so much for all the support towards the trans community.... I recently came out as a trans woman, it's been really really hard. But every day I know emkay will upload and no matter what, you guys make me feel happy and safe. I don't feel that a lot so it is kinda a big deal for me. Thank you for everything, I hope you all have a wonderful day!
(I'm on my wife's account, so I'm not sid, I'm Sid's wife.)
Congrats on coming out!
*Girls after pulling the"im not like the other girls"* where banana?
"IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!"
woah foreshadowing
9:20 "Where Riot?"
Jan 6 "Oh, there it is"
Oh shut up. Look at all the shit in the city and tell me those animals burning down buildings is the same as a bunch of idiots going through the building barely doing jack shit.
Both sides are equally as stupid and both shove there agendas down my throat
Zutto ikr
@@zuttoaragi8349 I'm probably going to regret asking this but, what are you talking about? The burning down buildings part I mean.
Also, you know 5 people were killed, right?
@@charlesajones77 Pretty much any of the riots started by Antifa and Burn Loot Murder had buildings being ransacked and burnt down.
And 180 are killed each weekend in Chicago.
EYYY TOMMYINNIT. Didn't expect to see him in this video.
Aaaayyyyy
Same
Same but... he laugh weird
Me gusta
@@jakebake0652
ME GUSTA
Lol imagine being last
*Think about that for a while*
Your never last
parker bro? 😳
@Villain Deku correct
The Doyoung meme had me rolling I didn't see that coming
sameee
i thought you needed to hear this but when you said "emkay says trans rights" i squealed-
Everyone: Making memes
Me: Still pissed I can't own an otter in my state
me: but... but that homeless man is chine-
reddit: HOW DARE YOU SPREID LIES YOU UNBAKED POTATO
"Unbaked potato" I'm gonna use that to insult some people..
I'm pretty sure that Bill & Ted said "be excellent to eachother"
If you close your eyes and listen, you might just hear the joke- going right over your head
@@FirstnameLastname-xt1rr 2x i was making a joke too, get double wooooshed :)
"where riot" meme aged like milk
"Its not easy being old"
My mind: its not easy being cheesy
9:28 That didn't age that well huh?
Everybody ask "Where's Bernie?", never "How's Bernie?"
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Who even is Bernie?
He's the purple dino
Bernie told me to tell you that she's fine please don't ask after her and definitely do not go into her room thank you
Was a decent politician then bent the knee and forgot he's old af and couldn't get back up. Then he had a heart attack! but it's ok he survived....for now.
10:45
Dear EmKay,
As long as the Queen lives, *_There is no heat death_*
Bad news buddy
@@richardholcomb1590yes
This is me in a nutshell
Ice name
That is you in a nutshell
name
“I hope the whitehouse nails everything down before January”
He predicted it
They sent the National Guard hone then called them back after it was over.
The queen: *somehow dies
Tommy: -_-
Anyone one emkay: says trans rights
Me: Happy trans noises 😊
same
Dumb
@@user-uf7mr7vz3k I’m sorry what’s dumb about being trans?
As long as your not one that reee's at people for using the wrong pronouns or tries to guilt straight people into dating you etc, your fine in my book. You do you fam.
@@sewerspaghetti Literally everything.
Why are there still memes about the election it’s been a month
@Sebastian Hahn lmao dude you sound like someone who'd sell me essential oils and crystal healing therapy or some shit, get help
@Sebastian Hahn is the earth flat too?
Bc why not
@@opjball8273 for clarification, which side are you taking in this foreseeable argument?
@@W.J.S.Jr_luvr true. Very true.
7:22
Scp foundation: we got a second one bois
Thank you for featuring my art! I’m really happy :)
:00000
12:35 I feel like he predicted the "Storm the Whitehouse" thing
Last time i was this early the USSR was still alive.
da comrade
Ok i am going to your woods i was in usa
*USSR anthem intensifies*
Nice
Biden wins election
Everyone: where riot
America: hold my beer
Ikea: "Meatball"
My SCP knowing ass: "NOT TODAY SATAN, I SHALL NOT FALL INTO YOUR TRAP AND LIVE OFF YOUR ODDLY COOKED MEATBALLS-"
Nope, we must seek out the infinite IKEA, free food and badass looking monsters to frick.. If you're into that kinda thing bwahaha 😅
@@unxtraordinary I-
I'm both scared and intrigued
@@ihavenoideawhatimdoingwith4240 That is the correct mentality for this mission.
"Mom please I don't wanna go into ikea"
"OK we will just go to walmart"
Best ending
6:57 Spanish people: *_stares silently in having five meals a day_*
Two of them are kinda like a snack time for the middle of the morning (almuerzo, desayuno de media mañana) and the middle of the evening (merienda). That's why we have lunch at 2 pm and we dinner at 9 pm, people don't get hungry again until those hours.
"Yea I hope the white house nails everything valuable down" WAIT DID HE KNOW
Reported
Reason: I'm in this video and I don't like it
Why
✨ Time stamp ✨
is this a real hate comment-
I'm gonna go feral, are they joking or are they for real
Bruh y'all- this comment was obviously a joke
I hate seeing the election memes. Jesus Christ people just tone them down ffs it's been a month and you'll see what happens...
Emkay puts out old videos often, so this is probably an old one
Ikr
These were all filmed several months ahead of time. So around the election
I'm so early I wasn't even chosen as the imposter yet.
sus
@@parkerwright9459 👀 🔪 no u
Yeah lets vote him out
Having worked at Burger King i can assure you it does sell food, the nuggets are only cheap because we order them in huge batches, they only take 2 minutes to fry and people buy them literally all the time so at the end of 1 day we've easily made 200- 300$ of profit on chicken nuggets alone.
"but allways remember, emkay says trans rights"
💚💚💚💜💜💜💜💚💚
Nice
I was raised without a father....I feel personally attacked and a bit sad too
You okay there, mate?
Video: "where riot"
Me: Checks Date
Video December
Me: Little did they know.
Bidon sleep, Bidon forget, but most importantly, he so old he spend 2 days then gets the boot
For anyone who cares (and was also sad about the crying dude who got only five votes instead of nine): he actually go over a hundred votes in the end, he was just really upset about the initial votes - he didn't win but still, got a bunch of votes!
3:48 he's a black lab. I have one, they love belly rubs
I came here for Chads, not politics...
"We only did something half stupid"
No, you did something full stupid, admit it. Both sides are just... So God awful.
One of them is sooo much worse though
Yeah and to people saying one is way worse, they are just mirrors of eachother slightly different but essentially the same
Finally theres people who agree lol
But in seriousness, hey we got a woman vice president! 🙃
Only reason why im not too afraid but still
@@nicomoist5336"YaYyY a WoMAn ViCE PReSIDENT" like that's the only thing that matters, to put it bluntly, she's a bitch "MR VICE PRESIDENT I'M SPEAKING" Sure, she's speaking, tho it is str8 lies
@@nicomoist5336 I'm honestly gonna be scared for my life if biden gets elected, they're gonna take away our guns, then the people who we're already getting illegal guns are going to cause havok because NO ONE can defend themselves, and if antifa and BLM aren't in any way related to biden, then they will still be hanging around, throwing bricks at innocent white people's head.
I'm white and a male so everyone is gonna be after me
İf you’re reading this...
*You exist.*
Or do I?
False.
Did you take your meds?
Or do I?(3)
But what if this isn't real and you are just schitsophrinic, Oh god the spelling
As soon as I saw the meatball I got an ikea ad, I too live in fear
The Queen Elizabeth will outlive the heat, death of the universe, aged incredibly well here in 2023
r/Me_irl: Yes I am election.
I don't get it but i'll like this anyways
@@Anotherchild_lol lol me 2
Hey, Robin.
My video didn't load.
And now I'm sobbin'
Emkay: "trans rights"
Me, a trans Lesbian (closeted): "whoo!"
My trans left-handed friend: "WhAt AbOuT LeFtIeS?"
Me: *facepalm*
Trans woman gang ayeeee
*yeets support*
Me, a trans man: *yeets support*
@@LynxLycan2 hell yeah
@@fwoofboi652 you are valid man
1:09 fun fact: dopamine is only the "happy chemical" for extroverts. For introverts, it is acetylcholine. Ambiverts probably use both.
Robin: is very clear on his political views
Me: realizes I'm on the Internet again
Also me: wonders how Robin likes a gas shortage
Also also me: realizes why I like Damien the most
If im being honest as a person living in the U.S i never knew what happened to bernie and wont know ever
your politics are showing, and it's a bit much...
I agree and it’s becoming annoying as hell
Knowing what happened during the election, it's especially grating to hear it. I don't even live in the U.S., nor am I a U.S. citizen, and I could almost weep for the country.
Yeah its really annoying
Definitely way too annoying
10:10 anyone else got that piemations reference?
Me: watching laughing i tears
me seeing tommyinnit (one of my favorite youtubers): YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAASSSSS
Sameeeeee
I had a stroke trying to read this
I love how Robin so smoothly dogsh*ts on Trump and Biden without triggering anybody
Well I mean… kinda.
HAHAH THE TOMMY QUOTE MADE ME L E A P AND IDK WHY BUT THATS MY LIFE THIS YEAR SO 🤠
me watching this video:
me seeing tommyinnit being in the video: *happy tommy stan noises*
I no si tom in vid
my reaction at 6:34 was literally just "SNATCHER?????"
I love how the “turn down the car music to see better” actually works and EVERYONE knows it’s true
“Welcom back ladies and gents”
Nonbinary ppl: * excluded screaming *
Mood
Chad pog
Pog
Pognt
Everyone else: *adds normal conments*
Me: TOMMYINNIT IN VIDEO POG?!
Ok get this I was at Walmart and I found a freaking skylanders gift cards
I wouldn't be surprised if Queen Elizabeth turns out to be a Vampire
I have an answer to why we turn down music to see better, our brains automatically say the lyrics right before the words actually play so we turn down the music to concentrate and therefore, see better