9:32 bro doesn’t know that if it weren’t for that long tongue, Lightning McQueen would’ve never tied with The King and Chick Hicks and thus never reach Radiator Springs
You're allowed to marry your 1st cousin in 19 states. You're allowed to buy weed in 24. The meme isn't quite true, but it's still way too close for comfort.
@@AmaliaFreanirae I agree. It should be banned entirely, and is mostly just left over from the last century when it was common. If it helps, I know some of the states that have the law on the books still don't fully allow it. Alabama, for instance, allows it on paper for the state but most of the individual counties have made it very difficult to do so, and require a blood test before the wedding.
Dp y'all just have so much of them, that y'all are just starting to say shit like that? I'm wondering, how many fierce snakes you've seen in your life?
9:43 murica… “old doll from a past century, so it’s old junk, GARBAGE! it’s definitely not valuable nor has a history and is definitely not spirited too, it’s old so it’s junk”
⏪︎ 13:15 ⏩︎ When I was younger, because I didn't know that people had sex to make babies, I used to think sex was when you looked at someone else naked, and then be like, “Awesome! Now let's put our clothes back on.” idk why, but i genuinely kinda thought that.
11 days ago at 56:16 i couldnt get the refference, and i honestly didnt think that hamilton even existed, BUT now, having watched the whole show... i find that funny af
22:26 baby on board stickers are there in case of an accident, so the rescuers know there might be a baby in there and don’t accidentally overlook it because small
It gets repetitive for me to constantly see these comments, it's a compilation of all the videos there's only so Many posts it's the same as if you saw all these videos separately,
9:23 that’s one thing people figure out when they get started in the gym. They’ll have one arm that’s weaker than the other because of dominance and general activity and it takes a while to train them both to equal levels.
"Food in animated movies looks way better than it ever actually needs to be." That's because when they get it wrong...everyone notices. It's like the uncanny valley. If the food doesn't look right, it's disgusting and needs to be thrown out. They want you to emphasize with the character, and the character wants to eat the food. Therefore, the food must be P E R F E C T.
40:52 To be fair: Being verified as the Holy Roman Empire has flair. That name was a complete conman's job from the very start anyway. No seriously, look up their areas and overlay them with each other. The immense lack of overlap is honestly hilarious. They were fooling noone.
According to Neil DeGrasse Tyson, there also can’t be life without what we have on earth despite some forms of life not even needing those soooo… yah but he’s not wrong in that tweet
Man Cocaine Bear has a sequel now 💀
Oh god-
Yes!
yes Yes YES
Rehab bear
Heisenbear
Honestly, love the Chad that got themselves hired fixed an issue and said nah, to keeping working there. Like really, props.
The guy just said screw it, I'll do it myself
9:32 bro doesn’t know that if it weren’t for that long tongue, Lightning McQueen would’ve never tied with The King and Chick Hicks and thus never reach Radiator Springs
his tongue is indeed, not altered. that shit is very real
You're allowed to marry your 1st cousin in 19 states. You're allowed to buy weed in 24. The meme isn't quite true, but it's still way too close for comfort.
It was probably right when weed was more stigmatized.
19?! Dude that can cause so many genetic problems if they decide to have children.
@@AmaliaFreanirae I agree. It should be banned entirely, and is mostly just left over from the last century when it was common. If it helps, I know some of the states that have the law on the books still don't fully allow it. Alabama, for instance, allows it on paper for the state but most of the individual counties have made it very difficult to do so, and require a blood test before the wedding.
Both should be legal everywhere.
@@tychovw Why, you thinking about finally letting your cousin-wife out of the basement, and don't want the judgement?
3:41 Activision: "Hired!"
LMAO
Not just Activision, but also Blizzard
Nickelodeon too
That "world domination" pickup line was immaculate
Girl: “Am I… am I falling in love?”
God: “Nope, just a heart attack😊”
2:26 you gotta admit that dude was straight forward and needs bit of respect
The Bears are in the cartel 💀
Beartel
15:28
Me: "If I die at least I will have fun"
Doctor: "How?"
Me: "I will name it ligma"
_💀_
balls
@@unknown-dc2qo how do you italicize emojis
@@icecube_5011 like _ word _
@@icecube_5011 this _💀_
Fun Fact: "I ain't here to fuck spiders." is an Australian phrase for 'I'm not fucking around'
Dp y'all just have so much of them, that y'all are just starting to say shit like that? I'm wondering, how many fierce snakes you've seen in your life?
no it fucking isn't? source: i'm australian
24:17 killed me 🤣
“Can I push your stool in”
If you girl is unprepared it’s a wrong girl
That’s a chair not a stool
9:43 murica… “old doll from a past century, so it’s old junk, GARBAGE! it’s definitely not valuable nor has a history and is definitely not spirited too, it’s old so it’s junk”
35s ago
YOU COMMENTED LIKE 20 TIMES
Maybe some people don't want to keep creepy ass dolls lying around. Ever think of that?
23:30 Old age is organ failure, so whenever you get old you can shapeshift into a 20 year old
48:17 found the student! no studying = believing principal is spelt principle
⏪︎ 13:15 ⏩︎
When I was younger, because I didn't know that people had sex to make babies, I used to think sex was when you looked at someone else naked, and then be like, “Awesome! Now let's put our clothes back on.”
idk why, but i genuinely kinda thought that.
What would happen when you looked at yourself in the mirror then
no stop
@@bellslimes selfcest obviously
“I need me some stuffed crust every now and then” 6:53 When the person has stuffed crust and Pizza Hut doesn’t
38:09 seems like something 5 year old me would want but for other reasons (i really like to reenact Mufasa's death lol)
I laughed so hard at the dyslexic part lmao
the best part of r/holup is that the way I process stuff, I end up getting the jokes several minutes to hours later and the rest of my day is better
As a romanian, i can confirm that for the last 200 years of living here, i saw no vampires.
19:31
This guy's neighbour's son? Man, he had great taste in games!
19:40
... And in (a certain type of) art, too!
Who is the artist and find this artist
Them bears dealin honey now 💀
Winnie the Pooh puts coke in his honey and sells it to the bear mob, confirmed?
1 hour EmKay vid? Hell yeah
Hold up, hold on, wait a moment
RIP Mikasa Ackerman, killed by Light Yagami for unknown reasons
11 days ago at 56:16 i couldnt get the refference, and i honestly didnt think that hamilton even existed, BUT now, having watched the whole show... i find that funny af
8:34 In Las Vegas. No, seriously, you can rent a lion or other exotic animals for birthday parties, and the cost is way less than 1400$.
50:49 I absolutely love how he acts like (and may actually believe) he has pioneered this. Radios? Never heard of 'em
27:25 the "ow" killed me 😭😭😭😭😭
Thats why Lexi is my favorite narrator fr
44:22 “Put that thing back where it came from - or so help me!”
An animated movie food I'd totally eat is the roast chicken from Coraline.
"Haha April 1st"
"January 27th"
THAT'S MY DAMN BIRTHDAY
It might seem crazy what I'm about to say 😂.
Ps: I know that this is not how it works, but still I laughed
56:33 No joke I got a Wendy's ad right after this LMAO
"WHO DOES ANYTHING 15 TIMES A DAY?!"
People with OCD: ... yeah hahah who does that...
STOP PLAYING THE SAME ONES TWICE
yeah im abt to unsubscribe bc of this
deal with it
@@galomendo vro what
Pretty sure it's cus there's different narrators???
It's a video compilation, what do you expect, 100 percent different memes?
22:26 baby on board stickers are there in case of an accident, so the rescuers know there might be a baby in there and don’t accidentally overlook it because small
5:42 OMG I’VE ACTUALLY SEEN THE POST FROM THE EMPLOYEE LMAO
These long ass Emkay comps feel like movies in the way that I feel bad for spoiling them.
11:24 that Peter cutaway was too good
23:45 I would turn into a fly in my girl's house
4:13 that was the same premise as the first C&H segment
34:30 that’s definitely an automatic response for whenever someone mentions ads
21:27 “May you find your book in this place.”
15:52 he was at chernobyl that's why he has 8 fingers on one hand
By the time Twitter was founded, professor Richard Feynman had been dead for 20 years.
But nobody told him.
28:45 i am someone who can’t roll r's. I can roll my r's. Yes, we exist
10:03 good ending: she uses kick
Man its hard to watch these compilations when you keep seeing the same meme over and over
Yeah, it gets repetitive
It gets repetitive for me to constantly see these comments, it's a compilation of all the videos there's only so Many posts it's the same as if you saw all these videos separately,
Me: eats a nugget
Everybody else in the gold mine:
35:49 That man will never recover form this. XD
20:34
SAMSUNG IS WILDDDD
9:23 that’s one thing people figure out when they get started in the gym. They’ll have one arm that’s weaker than the other because of dominance and general activity and it takes a while to train them both to equal levels.
35:05
Daphne is canonically around 15-16 years old.
The FBI wants to know TomSkidmore7's location
21:39 Someone call in a Buster Call then, can’t let the truth get out.
40:00 same happened recently to an aunt idk and a friend’s relative recently…
2:37 those five years were not kind
20:02 he is having immense discomfort over realizing he's been drinking his own blood
I love the dad and the rusty fork joke
The hampton road guy.... IM BRINGING OUT THE SHOTGUUUUNNNSSSS!!¡!!!!!!!!!
0:19 "Man on top, animals on the bottom"
0:55 He looks like he's using the CGI from Venom
26:30 now if you're a parent and the child does this, answer with "how do you think you were made?"
8:04 my friend found a stop sign at good Will once I wouldn't be surprised
6:17 they changed thr title of the article to “This Popular Solo Female Travel Vlogger Thinks Pakistan Could Be The World’s No. 1 Tourism Destination”
6:46 no one out pizzas the hut...
...and lives to tell the tale
28:55 i am a chatterbox. yes i don't talk a lot. we exist
There’s somebody who hates me and wants to piss me off so much that I’m 90% sure that he’d become a flat earther just to piss me off.
"Food in animated movies looks way better than it ever actually needs to be."
That's because when they get it wrong...everyone notices. It's like the uncanny valley. If the food doesn't look right, it's disgusting and needs to be thrown out.
They want you to emphasize with the character, and the character wants to eat the food.
Therefore, the food must be P E R F E C T.
1:04 as a wise man once said, " Leave the demons to their demons. Let your own soul rest. there is nothing else
3:38 "So Peter, where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
35:13 I have been looking for this audio for months because I watched this video when I was sick so I thought i made it up
14:18 truly a south african moment
A group of pandas are called an embarrassment
Yeah, he say he ain't gonna beat off to lions till Nala gives those "Do me" eyes
French kissing the homies is wild 💀
38:44 THEY LIVE REFERENCE I LOVE THEY LIVE SM (watch it im begging)
40:48 That frame was in Rammsteins Amerika music video
Here's your thumbnail, people 43:35
The hero we need but not deserve
“you only live once” clearly because people learn so much from one life so one is enough!
14:07 [Pyro intensifies]
Isn’t r/holup just r/cursedcomments
Cursed comments are limited to replies and comments, r/holup is memes, images, posts, or comments
@@shrekchicken506ah
Your comment would be suitable for r/holup but it isn't cursed, so no
@@b5fremdet I already got an explanation you don’t need to explain it again in a worse way a month later :/
@b5fremdet I was just about to say r/holup to this exact message... But forgot about the cursed part...
55:39 for those who don’t know. His father is a cop.
Both this channel and my friends are now the reason I have dark humor I used to hate it
29:34 this is the third time I’ve heard this in a single video
21:59 he missed the black guy standing in frame
40:52 To be fair: Being verified as the Holy Roman Empire has flair. That name was a complete conman's job from the very start anyway.
No seriously, look up their areas and overlay them with each other. The immense lack of overlap is honestly hilarious.
They were fooling noone.
56:19 Such a beautiful name! Here in Germany we even have a song about you!
43:14 why did they colonize my butter
Just had to look it up.
Legal marriage to cousins = 19 states.
Legal recreational weed = 24.
My search history = business as usual.
Wait a second...
3:31 the real holup moment is thats a famouse k-pop star
20:16 this dad's chill af, wish he was mine
THE PAKISTANI GOVERNMENT WITH 7.5 BILLION REPLIES AND 43 BILLION LIKES ON A REPLY ☠️
Bro got no likes and is at the top 🙏🙏
@@DeepFriedPou 🙏🙏🙏
12:15 TF2 soldier if he wasn't lead poisoned
ok...world domination meme made me laugh harder than i should have
According to Neil DeGrasse Tyson, there also can’t be life without what we have on earth despite some forms of life not even needing those soooo… yah
but he’s not wrong in that tweet
crime is a form of stupidity
2:01 it’s type 1 diabetes not type 2
28:10 - Nah. This is when you see a T-rex head !
47:55 TF2 autobalance in that context, just..... no, Please don't.
Why would you think '2020-6th year' means 2020 THROUGH 6th year?