oh good god I"m so f&@ing tired- that I thought that the last line read as "YOUR GOVERNMENT FILES SAYS A LOT ABOUT YOU" not "YOUR GOVERNMENT FILES SAY A LOT ABOUT YOU"
12:48 The fact I didn't even realize it was Omori at first hurts my soul, I failed the hundreds I spent on merch... but also, I couldn't even see the screen and just recognized the text from the original post so maybe I'm safe idk lol
@@MissTwoSetEncyclopedia thank you Miss Encyclopedia for correcting this horrendous slight. I'm a former sillyist myself and I still agree with its ideals even if I'm not willing to pretend to drive a bus.
25:10 technically, there *was* a Kratos in greek myth. Son of Pallas, a titan, and Styx, the river in the underworld, Kratos is the personification of strength, just as his sister Nike was the personification of victory. he and his siblings each personify a concept.
8:25 I play a game that celebrates lunar new year, and the devs basically pretend that the game is its own country, thus making me, a depressed white guy, eligible to celebrate lunar new year
31:12 Robin the type of guy who takes any chance to loudly announce "By the way, I did NOT see the Godfather. I know, I know, and I'm not planning on seeing it" Like who tf does that
31:29 fun fact! Thats called a pochade box, its used for outdoor painting and works like a small collapsible easel for travel. I personally own one of my own and i confirm, they look like weird wooden suitcases
First post “sing” idk what that could mean but ok? Anyway here’s a crepe recipe: Custard: Mix a little more than 1/2 cup sugar with 2 tablespoons of corn starch then add 2 egg yolks and 2 cups milk cook in the microwave for 2 min and put in fridge till it cools to however you want Crepes Mix 1 cup ap flour with 2 eggs then pour in 1/2 cup milk 1/2 cup water Prob warm it up a bit but suggest using a blinder to be sure you get all the chunks out Take 3 tablespoons of butter and melt it on your pan at just under the middle temp Then mix in the melted butter add the batter to the pan to make chocolate just add suger and coco powder in with the melted butter ( in a separate container from the pan)
9:46 💀💀💀 technically you didn’t fail Jotaro as he does treat women with respect if they are in a life threatening situation - the most respect women get from him is their lives being saved
17:10 - the sun is NOT going to explode, it isn’t massive enough. TL;DR: the sun will get big, lose most of its mass to space, and leave its core behind. When it runs out of hydrogen in the core, it will swell into a red giant and start fusing helium into carbon (via the triple-alpha process). As it exhausts the helium in its core and dies, it will shed its outer layers into space, leaving behind a white dwarf composed almost entirely of carbon.
Okay. You asked for it. Madoka Magica had a collab with Battle Cats which had a Godzilla collab. (I don't remember if Godzilla is in Fortnite so I'll go with this path) Godzilla and Kong has comics with the Justice League (DC) so there is the connection to Fortnite. Another path is again with Battle Cats due to a SFV collab.
@@twobrosgamers8426 hmph. You did your research, I respect that. Guess Madoka Magica is connected to Fortnite, albeit through a few degrees of separation.
Skull emoji is cringe, change my mind. Edit: for gen alpha that doesn't understand the language I'm using, here's translastion for you: skull emoji is gay.
12:50 Seeing this OMORI drawing in the wild will never NOT be hilarious to me, knowing most of us here have seen that image without ever knowing what it even means.
1st degree murder- killed the target, with full intent. 2nd degree murder- targeted at one person, but killed another by accident. 3rd degree murder- killed a person with no intent.
4:02 there is a movie from the 90s about that exact thing. It's called Crash and it was directed by David Cronenberg, same guy who directed The Fly with Jeff Goldblum
31:28 That's actually a foldable art stand, I'm pretty sure it was made because most art stands aren't really portable, and the ones that are usually aren't good.
53:20 hand made dough. kneaded out. all the toppings a dominos pizza has. cooked at 450 degrees or more. the burnt spots aren't bad; they are tiny and such provide actual flavor.
30:59 started on less then that (floor and tent) and now i have al CAL king bed and crappy apt because honestly don't see the ponit trying for better place when its just me alone, my bed already feel lonely due to its size
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🎶🎵 I HAVE YOUR IP 🎵🎶
🎶🎵 YOUR HOME ADRESS TOO 🎵🎶
🎶🎵 YOUR GOVERNMENT FILES SAY A LOT ABOUT YOU🎵🎶
VINCENT CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
😭 everyone thinks I'm bad
Roses are red
Silent as a mouse
The dooe was unlocked
Im inside your house
oh good god I"m so f&@ing tired- that I thought that the last line read as "YOUR GOVERNMENT FILES SAYS A LOT ABOUT YOU"
not "YOUR GOVERNMENT FILES SAY A LOT ABOUT YOU"
my stupid ahh defaulted to reading this in the YIAYku jingle
*Timestamps for the video*
Start: 0:00
End: 56:45
bro think he the comment god
Funi
Funnier than you
You’re correct I’m not the comment. God *I’m MrCommentGod*
We need more people like you in our society
Shitposting is probably the most nonsensical and funniest part of the internet and nothing will change my opinion on this.
i own you
Yes
True
I own you
Í øwň ýöů
"I'm fillet cheese steak 😭"
Such inspiring but painful words 😭
I can't edit this for some reason, but the Omori one actually killed me 💀
@@Scarbonara_ youtube gods said "No"
@@MaridoDoFelps Truly 💀
I'm fRENCH
I'm fiNGER LICKING GOOD
I'm fISH
@@MaridoDoFelps TH-cam when ssSniperwolf:✅
TH-cam when you wanna edit comments:❌❌❌❌❌❌😡😡
4:24 sex 2 will be adding a survival mode, along with some bug fixes, and a new area to explore.
survival mode was just sex 1 in the 800's
Looking forward to sex 3 when they implement that new combat mechanic
@@sp4c1ng_0ut8 WHO ARE WE GONNA FIGHT?
@@ilikotsagareishvili9364 3 words
Dick fight island
@@ilikotsagareishvili9364instead of a race its a battle royale
12:48 The fact I didn't even realize it was Omori at first hurts my soul, I failed the hundreds I spent on merch... but also, I couldn't even see the screen and just recognized the text from the original post so maybe I'm safe idk lol
omorbi... i love omorbi...
i saw this and was immediately like wAIT. oMORI
I OMORRRR
“I was 12, you were 15”
“I’m now 16, but you’re *DEAD*”
I OMOR
Sillyism: The rare mental belief that the world is just one large S**tpost and you must act as silly as possible.
so that's why I never take anything fully seriously
the despair is never ending, yet I remain silly
Syllyism: religion created by Max Fosh
@@MissTwoSetEncyclopedia thank you Miss Encyclopedia for correcting this horrendous slight. I'm a former sillyist myself and I still agree with its ideals even if I'm not willing to pretend to drive a bus.
This is my life
25:10 technically, there *was* a Kratos in greek myth. Son of Pallas, a titan, and Styx, the river in the underworld, Kratos is the personification of strength, just as his sister Nike was the personification of victory. he and his siblings each personify a concept.
His name was Cratus.
@@pocketplayer33no it was "κρατος" wich is prononounce kratos. Cratus was the roman version of kratos
2:59 hey don’t bully him, he’s a dust bunny and he wants to sleep in the dust pan
12:52 so glad an omori reference got into an emkay video.
8:25 I play a game that celebrates lunar new year, and the devs basically pretend that the game is its own country, thus making me, a depressed white guy, eligible to celebrate lunar new year
Lemme guess. Genshin?
@@edwardjennings6021 soul knight, probably
INTO IS BACK!!! INTO IS BACKKKK!!!!!!! CLASIC OG EmKey !!
This was posted 6 months ago
Wait I was lying but it might actually be, these are just reposts
God I missed it
It's only the OG intro since it's a compliation so it's got videos from ages ago, I do miss the original intro though
@@Steve7711WTSpreading misinformation are we?
31:12 Robin the type of guy who takes any chance to loudly announce "By the way, I did NOT see the Godfather. I know, I know, and I'm not planning on seeing it" Like who tf does that
Peter Griffin moment
31:29 fun fact! Thats called a pochade box, its used for outdoor painting and works like a small collapsible easel for travel.
I personally own one of my own and i confirm, they look like weird wooden suitcases
12:49 she fucking died ofc she’s 15 still 😭😭
Didn’t expect to see an omori meme here
PFFFFT-
1:32 that must be a very polite french person, usually it goes: "J'pige pas!"
Kratos is in Greek Mythology. He works for Zeus and has wings.
Isn't his name Cratus or something like that?
@@lucienmoolman8017 It's not originally in the Roman alphabet, so it's been transliterated a few different ways, including both of those spellings.
maybe, but he isnt the god of war in greek mythology. that award goes to ares
@@formallyclueless There are a lot of war gods. But, yes, Kratos is the personification of physical strength.
@@thegreatandterrible4508 correct, i wasnt disagreeing with you (not saying you said that)
6:56 did she try to have a "got you" moment here or is she genuinely that naive in thinking the government didn't have him in their database before?
Knowing these Qultists, it was probably a asinine attempt at a 'gotcha' moment.
First post “sing” idk what that could mean but ok? Anyway here’s a crepe recipe:
Custard:
Mix a little more than 1/2 cup sugar with 2 tablespoons of corn starch then add 2 egg yolks and 2 cups milk cook in the microwave for 2 min and put in fridge till it cools to however you want
Crepes
Mix 1 cup ap flour with 2 eggs then pour in
1/2 cup milk
1/2 cup water
Prob warm it up a bit but suggest using a blinder to be sure you get all the chunks out
Take 3 tablespoons of butter and melt it on your pan at just under the middle temp Then mix in the melted butter add the batter to the pan to make chocolate just add suger and coco powder in with the melted butter ( in a separate container from the pan)
Why does it need to be blind? 🦯 🦮
instructions unclear: sang to crepes
I’m collecting random cooking recipes like infinity stones
12:51 Don't worry guys, she was born on a leap year
Best username everrr
*_you must remember sunny._*
@@JadeTheProtogen1 …
@@imliterallyairy *_SOMETHING smiles from the darkness_*
@@JadeTheProtogen1 *_SUNNY became AFRAID._*
48:58 Okay, I’m more of a Kramer person myself, but we do NOT dunk on George Costanza!
5:12 Robin... You'll... You'll ROLL with it?
I got quite the Shockwave when seeing an omori meme lol 12:55
Edit:oof, english is not my strong suit
OMORI FANS FOUND
that hit me like a flashbang
5:12 “If I were that guy, I would just roll with it.”
12:54 OMORI OMORI OMORI OMORI OMORI OMORI OMORI OMORI OMORI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OYASUMI OYASUMI!!! (Proceeds to die of cardiac arrest)
*yeets you off a 900 kilometre tall hospital*
Comic: * wheelchair guy gets shoes as a joke *
Robin: "Tbh I would just *roll* with it"
12:49 OMORI MENTIONED
i love that the translate button turns it into MUDER MENTIONED, it makes it even more amazing
MURDER MENTIONED LMAOOOOO BUT YES OMORIIIII
omori brainrot!!!
ompri
"Roll with it." Nice pun 😂
9:46 💀💀💀 technically you didn’t fail Jotaro as he does treat women with respect if they are in a life threatening situation - the most respect women get from him is their lives being saved
12:50 OMORI REFERNECE?!?!?!?!!
Yes, there’s quite literally no other way to interpret it
I OMORRRRR
REFERENCE KILLS
Fun fact: Human Blood is literally half the cost per liter of printer ink, so you can save yourself a _fortune_ on Magenta Ink cartridges
17:10 - the sun is NOT going to explode, it isn’t massive enough. TL;DR: the sun will get big, lose most of its mass to space, and leave its core behind.
When it runs out of hydrogen in the core, it will swell into a red giant and start fusing helium into carbon (via the triple-alpha process). As it exhausts the helium in its core and dies, it will shed its outer layers into space, leaving behind a white dwarf composed almost entirely of carbon.
12:51 this is OMORI, they might have gotten this mixed up because Sunny is 15 and Mari died at 16.
It’s a shitpost lolll
@@Sunny_Spiritz not the person who did the art.
Mmm. Stairs
HRAHHHHHHUHHHHHHHUUUHHHUHYNW7H8 UBIA8I J
@@ChasingWithToast sigh
27:57 this is very true, so inspirational. thank you, john emkay
21:37 Sleeping well knowing Touhou and Madoka Magica are never going to be connected to Fortnite
2137 poland reference
Okay. You asked for it.
Madoka Magica had a collab with Battle Cats which had a Godzilla collab. (I don't remember if Godzilla is in Fortnite so I'll go with this path)
Godzilla and Kong has comics with the Justice League (DC) so there is the connection to Fortnite.
Another path is again with Battle Cats due to a SFV collab.
@@twobrosgamers8426 hmph. You did your research, I respect that. Guess Madoka Magica is connected to Fortnite, albeit through a few degrees of separation.
same in a way, since they don't have Devolver digital there, or DayShift at Freddy's. Yes, i I do need therapy, i know.
OMG 2020 EMKAY INTRO IS BACK AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS OLD AND THE OLD MUSIC IS BACK THIS IS AWESOME?!?!
fyi, "saw X" is pronounced as "saw twitter"
the bots 💀
What bots?
You just hate to see it
Yes
True lmao
@@MrCommentGod is this a pun on the username of the comment!?!?!!
22:37
"Kid named paint:"
3:42 🗿👑
*_i shall be a sacrifice to the moai king_*
2:00 "guys do you understand that the impostor Is sus?"
1:19 The punchline is “It’s very time consuming.”
11:20 What was she thinking, that shit looks like cooked spinach 😂
5:21
I laughed much harder than i should've.
I was born on the day troll face was introduced to this world. I do not know how to react.
to be fair, i was introduced to my parents the same day Madagascar the movie was introduced to the public.
5:16 the way you said 'I'd just roll with it' made it sound like it wasn't meant as a joke but it's a great pun 💀
3:00 Dust bunny
Yes lol I was gonna comment that
i love how the emkay hand flips you off in the intro lol
“I’m capable of drawing far worse” oh trust me you don’t want it, that mf is insane.
I am apparently "rib"
36:57 Holy cow, r/shitposting having actual historical facts.
12:52 OMORI MEME DETECTED
Responding to every OMORI comment here, fellow OMORI fannn
it translates to meme kills detected
2:34 "it costs 400.000 dolars to fire this weapon...
for twelve seconds."
12:53 DUDE. SHES DEAD-
Nah, she’s just HANGING around! ❤️😊
@@Sunny_Spiritz you never leave us HANGING bro. Nice joke ^^
@@Cyno-eq9yq Totally dude! XD
42:12 Are we not gonna talk about how he said the word “comma”
1:17 thanks you activated my damn google
1:18 I see where this was going
“Have you ever tried to eat a clock”
“No, why?”
“Because, you would have 8 (ate) a clock.”
“GET OU-“
12:49 OMORI REFERENCE
I OMORRR
PM KILLS
25:09 Kratos is in greek mythology, he fought the titans alongside Zeus.
Yup, another compilation. Something's up
Why do I see you literally everywhere
21:50 thing is, I guarantee he’s quoting Joshua Graham and not the Bible
3:46 💀🎸
What is this supposed to mean?
You gonna die to death metal💀
*bad to the bone riff*
21:38 LITTLEBIGPLANET IS THERE RAHHHHH
i know your TH-cam channel name
what is it? I don't know
Wo, man! Calm down!
Erm… okay?
5:24 THIS IS SO FUNNY AND SO ADORABLE AT THE SAME TIME
I need a refund for my 3 minutes and 15 seconds
INTRO IS BACKKKK YOOOOOOOOOOO love ye kenny
Skull emoji is cringe, change my mind.
Edit: for gen alpha that doesn't understand the language I'm using, here's translastion for you: skull emoji is gay.
💀
💀
At this point certain emojis are punctuations now, almost like bro or blud is a pronoun now💀
💀
💀
Oh, Emkay my favorite channel to watch while im earing mac n butter
5 second gang
Facts
ok weirdo
was here
Yep
12:50
Seeing this OMORI drawing in the wild will never NOT be hilarious to me, knowing most of us here have seen that image without ever knowing what it even means.
1st degree murder- killed the target, with full intent.
2nd degree murder- targeted at one person, but killed another by accident.
3rd degree murder- killed a person with no intent.
Powerade, Red Rock Deli Chipotle and honey chips, EmKay. The perfect night at home
12:55
SUNNY NO-
5:15 roll with it. Nice choice of words.
Finally a subreddit perfect for me
21:45
"I have no clue" goes hard lmao
4:02 there is a movie from the 90s about that exact thing. It's called Crash and it was directed by David Cronenberg, same guy who directed The Fly with Jeff Goldblum
27:35 as a MacBook Air owner who plays the sims on it too, they do indeed sound like they are trying to catch a breather after running for 20 minutes.
3:49 the matter doesn't just disappear, it decays into other elements like lead.
5:17 you did not just say “I roll with it” 😂
alana combined every genetic and race into one person and became gay
shes got every pass ever under her belt and shes not afraid to use them
11:06 Aged perfectly
31:28
That's actually a foldable art stand, I'm pretty sure it was made because most art stands aren't really portable, and the ones that are usually aren't good.
12:50 OMORI SPOTTED!! WHAT THE FVCK IS A NORMAL REACTION TO A STAIRCASE 🗣️🔥
5:15 thats all he can do is "just roll with it" 💀
53:20
hand made dough. kneaded out. all the toppings a dominos pizza has. cooked at 450 degrees or more. the burnt spots aren't bad; they are tiny and such provide actual flavor.
30:59 started on less then that (floor and tent) and now i have al CAL king bed and crappy apt because honestly don't see the ponit trying for better place when its just me alone, my bed already feel lonely due to its size
🗿🚘so this is how it ends? Driven into by a MOAI statue....bruh
12:37 i literally laughed so hard at this it's just so ridiculous and relateable
"Have you eaten a clock?" "No." "Well, its time you did!"
I used to binge the like 10 hour videos while playing totk
27:37 As an owner of a 2011 MBA, you are SOOOO wrong
8:00 - Go to bed with an itchy ass, wake up with a smelly hand.
Holy hell that is just revolting.
21:37 I don’t see no battle cats in there
12:53 That's lore mi boi. Bad lore, but still lore.
5:15 i think rolling with it is the only thing you CAN do
Bruh
11:42 as a Hungarian I'm not only mad at this joke, but amused aswell 😂😂
3:43 🤣🎶 apparently i will die from laughter when listening to music
3:40 "Yeah, it's so bad... But can you change your pfp really quick?"