An hour of kids being really dumb lol
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Over an HOUR of the top posts from r/KidsareF'ingStupid on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay Video credits below.
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/ @itsboobin
/ @damienlee
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Apparently the context for 5:09 is that the kid was actually peomised several times more than what his mother gave him. He'd actually done quite a few chores (or something similar), which they both agreed she would pay him for. If you'd been promised over $100 and someone decided at the last minute to yank that precognition away from you, even though you had agreed upon it, you'd be pretty pissed as well.
Especially if they tried to use it as a "teaching monent" & took money out as taxes, rent or food charges - so not appropriate for that young & ignorant a kid. They lack the prequisite knowledge to understand anything, other than you taking away her money.
This is what goverment does with our taxes smh
@@mane53017difference is that you are informed of these taxes and simply just have to deal with these. Put yourself in this kids shoes you were just promised like idk 200 dollars and you think your going to get that full 200 dollars but then you get like 100 dollars because they just felt like giving you less money. How would you feel about that?
I cam here to say this, and am happy to see others know the truth of the story.
@@Skeptical_Numbat if you tax your kid for things well… the IRS would like to know your location. That’s right, that is income, AND your child is no longer a “dependent” on your taxes.
I used to think that movies were released in black and white because someone died during production.
If everyone survived, the movie was in color.
so if you watch a short recording of a guy drinking coffee in black and white who dies
@@BabyCream-kf8qvThe slaves picking the coffee beans
23:07
"Once, there was an uuugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end. (:" - Patrick Star
peak storytelling honestly
That didn't help at all!
5:53 Ducks are predators, they eat fish, frogs, and basically anything they can swallow.
I don't know why i never thought about what ducks eat. Thx for teaching me something new
@@livingnightmare6841 also! If you want to feed ducks dont give them bread. They love peas!
Basically omnivores, then? By the way, does it sometimes depend on the species of duck? I don't think all ducks are predatory.
Predators in more ways than one, they’re also super rapey.
Female ducks developed a whole trap-door vagina system so they can avoid getting impregnated by drakes (male ducks) that they don’t think have the best genes.
@@regulargoat7259yes, this also.
19:39 to be fair, the very next scene is them being told off for dumping sand in the middle of the house
Dear lord I actually remember this episode
I assume the parent turned the show off after seeing that moment. Still I totally get how they would get worried.
NO BECAUSE I WATCHED THAT INSIDE BEACH EPISODE AS A KID and I set up two towels, blue and yellow for sand and water, and brought in a boogie board from the garage and brought out my seashell collection, my parents were fuckin LUCKY i didn't have access to sand
lol
The story with the head swap only to die in a flood is like a Monty Python skit, that kid is going places
When I was 5 I thought all females get pregnant automatically when they turn 25. I had this realisation eating at a KFC. So I cried and then had to explain to my parents why I was crying.
what.
fun fact: early official depictions of christ are of an androgynous young person. enby tween jesus. the swarthy stud jesus that we're all familiar with today is actually based on the son of the borgia pope, one of history's great villains.
in love with the image of enby tween jesus
@@flameindigo8035 i know right? :)
there's some fun lore too. art historian folks think the reason he was like that is cuz the people early christianity was advertising to were coming from traditions that revered the concepts of the divine masculine and feminine, and gods were typically representative of both, (like in the greek pantheon, where gods like zeus will show up as either at whim) and the christ was trying to represent both at once. this also the reason so many ancient cultures had unique places in society for trans folks, who were often seen as being closer to divine than most folks. you can still see this today in major religions like hinduism, where there are special roles in the priesthood that can only be filled by trans and/or intersex people. and bonus fun fact, india ratified legal protections for trans folks years ago.
My entire street think I’m an alcoholic because I get excited for Halloween. Candy, glow sticks, costumes, decorations, ect…
How else is my kid going to learn it’s ok to get excited about dumb shit if I don’t teach them?
When I was in 4th grade I found a marble looking crack pipe outside of the school and picked it up and put it in my bag because it looked cool and I didn’t know what it was past it looked a little like a cartoon cigar. A teacher saw it later in the day when I was showing someone the neat thing I found and I got sent to the office and my parents were called, I think the school thought they had them lying around the house but my explanation of “I saw it on the ground outside the school and thought it looked cool” explained the situation well enough, it took years before I realized it was used for hard drugs and wasn’t just a neat looking cigar pipe.
*a crackpipe? For me? Thanks!*
Well didn’t know it was used for crack myself but just for normal smoking
Let’s see here…
-Put a piece of baloney in my Sega Saturn thinking it would play the balonegh
-Poured a bottle of coca-cola into a VCR thinking it would play the Coke
-Stuck my finger in between the metal hinges of a chair recliner, nearly lost a finger.
-Stuck a plastic traffic cone on my finger, and tried to stuck it down my throat
-Tried to prove safety scissors were no less dangerous than real scissors…by using safety scissors to cut my lip (pretty certain all I did was demonstrate why I shouldn’t have scissors)
How my dumbass survived natural selection is beyond me.
I love how the kid thought 69 was funny, but didn’t actually know what it meant. Supervise your kids, people.
God okay the adhd energy of some of those kids in the recipe segment ending around 52:49 is hilarious and relatable. Relevant information stream!
THE HALF DOG HUMAN BABY THING? WHATTT?? 😭
Could be worse.
PuppyMonkeyBaby.
Idk why but I had a problem trying to read the first half
@@user-yy4lw2lr3y no, please don't bring it back
as a catboy i find that purrfectly normal
@@user-yy4lw2lr3ywe all know that ManBearPig is the worst of the worst.
My baby brother once wrote "I hate Mom," followed by writing my first name on our wallpaper in our room. We knew who wrote it immediately... Because he spelled my name wrong and crossed it out to fix it. Lol
46:08
There was one time when me and my sister (twins) were kids. Think just starting 1st or 2nd grade. My sister was mad at me for some reason so she drew on one of the doors and signed it with my name. I saw it happen and told our parents and she got in trouble. The funniest part is that she misspelled my name so even if I hadn't caught her, she still would have gotten in trouble.
“Jobby” is a Scottish word for a poop, a turd, a shite, a shit etc
In my mum's opinion it was worse than the c word
I mean, we all do dumb things at some point
Sounds like someone who puts half of a stick of butter in the bed
hm, yes very @@capitanmexico4422
Might as well get it done quickly
My brother did one a couple days ago. He was starting my gokart engine and it has a really quiet muffler so he didn't see the crankshaft moving even though it was right in front of him. He pulled it again and dislocated his wrist. He's lucky I could hit the kill switch fast enough. Engines fine but he's going under surgery for his wrist
Yeah but it’s funnier because kids
Damien, yes, drying bidets DO exist! We have one. Not only does it dry, but it heats the water AND has a heated seat! Neener neener! hahahaha!
The new margarine „I didn’t put it under the bed!”
....what?...
Did you used an alt account to reply to your comment, or is it just a wierd coincidence that 2 people have almost the same exact Airy profile picture?
A set of suspicious profiles talks to one another
@@metal_pipe9764 coincidence
They're friends
21:10 Apparently I ate dog food when I was 5. My grandmother used this as an excuse to make me eat dog food when I was 15. We don’t talk to each other anymore.
I remember in fifth grade I played a lot of animal crossing, and whenever I caught a cicada I would say “wow, a seeseeda!” I kept saying it until my parents corrected me. Same thing with the word “miscellaneous”. I would say “mishellenellious”
I would say "tree" instead of "three".... I was put in special ed. For that, too.
@@shadowfluff2255 I would always say “Taz-min-ee-a” instead of “Tasmania”
The worst part is that I knew how to pronounce “Tasmanian Devil” perfectly fine
@just_ur_local_idiot My mom pronounced "squirrel" as "squail" and "wash" with the "a' sound that you use in "apple." She was in special ed. For that, too. Her whole family pronounces those words like that.
@@shadowfluff2255 this isn’t necessarily a something with pronunciation but it’s still pretty funny
I was sitting in my dad’s car with my brother while my dad was gardening. I wanted to go help him and I didn’t know how to unlock doors cause I was a stupid six year old. So I rolled down the window of the car and jumped out. And then I learned how to unlock the door
@just_ur_local_idiot Haha! My dad's truck has broken door handles, so if the door handle fails to go back to the original position, you can't unlock the door. I had to get help so many times to leave the truck.
ROBIN STOP BEING MY FAVORITE EMKAY NARRTOR
19:05 I still to this day draw peacocks with four legs. I also HAVE to draw their feathers with human eyes, or else it doesn't work
7:29 shout out to my wife who ate about a kilo of grapes and had to go to the hospital because of an obstruction, I think it's called a phytobezoar and is specifically because of the grape skins.
i had to google what is skibidi toilet and now i want bleach my eyes
Same.
I'll drink to that.
@@Brain-dead-gamerthe bleach?
I have absolutely no clue why gen alpha and some other people like about a distorted Garry’s Mod head inside a toilet. I honestly find it really annoying and cringey
All I am going to say about the Skibidi toilet is Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
On the school fundraiser, my parents decided one year to just donate money directly to the school instead of us participating like previous years. Well apparently because the school got only like 5% of the money, they decided to count our donation as if we had sold 20 times as much as my parents donated. Me and my sister ended up getting the best rewards while selling nothing my final couple years of elementary school.
16:25 when I found out Santa wasn’t real I used it as a weapon (I was like 4 so I didn’t really care)
It got to the point where they made sure that people didn’t argue with me in November December and sometimes even January specifically
You were a force to be reckoned with in pre school😭🙏
@@OpalBeams I was actually in my first year of kindergarten because I was too young to go into grade school (still mad about that)
@@Deleted_Eevee that’s even worse oh my god. You held all the power in school.
That's how it is though. There's always those shows or movies with a dramatic scene where the parents have to sit down with the kids and say "Santa isn't real." But in reality, you learn that from other kids at school. And if you somehow didn't, you would just figure it out yourself anyway.
@@shwahgamer well for me nobody knew I knew till I got in trouble for it
I kinda just realized like “hey wait we don’t have a chimney and if he entered anywhere else he’d be on the cameras”
You know it’s a good day when EmKay uploads a 50+ minute video
My younger brother has a plethora of stories of him being a stupid kid. He once rubbed baby cream all over himself as a baby and my mom had to use dish soap to get it out of his hair. He once ran butt naked across our street to the neighbors house and looked through her window and had to bring him back to the house. He once poured maple syrup all over the couch. He sprayed oven cleaner directly into his face one time. He also did poop art on his bedroom window for a week straight which caused my mom to sit out on the front porch and cry. And now recently, at the ripe old age of 13, spent five minutes trying to figure which bun is the top bun and bottom bun for his chicken sandwich. A comedy of errors with this kid everyday
9:00 Nah, that was actually him, not his kid. He hit his head against the wall and got like that.
babe wake up emkay posted
35:30 OH MY GOD I LOVED USING THESE THINGS
they only ever gave them out to children with disabilities so they couldn't write, or didn't write fast enough. And i remember my infant self trying their hardest to get yo use one, and it worked! For a short while at least.
Seriously, you guy's keep up with this stuff, every Emkay upload brightens my day!
35:40 core memory unlocked
I freaking loved those things more than i did the Chromebooks that came several years later, god I remember typing up stories on them.
45:42 I did the exact same thing at around 7 except it was the wall with a pencil and I wrote my sisters name who is 10 years older than me. I was utterly perplexed when I got rumbled.
for 21:17 , that's actually my little brother!! The context is that he and one of my other brothers got into our moms hair cutting supplies and thought it would be funny to mess around with the shaver. He chickened out on it, but the other one actually did it. poor little man was absolutely *devastated!* He didn't actually mean for it to happen! We had to get the little dude a few beanies to hide it. Luckily for him, it was winter, so he could just have his hood up as well. It was like that for almost the whole school year! He was so scared to get on the bus because he was worried someone might see. The kids at school kept trying to take his hats off :(
our mom did get permission from the school to let him wear hats, too. our grandma kept suggestion to chop it all off, and anytime he heard that he got *sooo* upset he almost started crying. little sister kept poking fun at him, too
Those kids that tried to take his hats off are ducks
Feels so good to return to emkay after binging it and hearing damians innocent voice
One time in elementary school I was out for a day and came back. There was a rumor that I’d kissed a man I didn’t even know. (I’m straight btw) When I got home, my brother jokingly said “Wow, can’t believe you missed your first kiss” 💀💀💀
here's a story abt me being stupid: when i was around 4, i really liked all the shrek movies. and, my dad watched it a lot with me, and 1 day he said "did you know i was shrek? i used to be shrek but when (insert my mom's name) married me, i turned into a human." and, i believed him for a long time, till i was around 9, and realized that my dad was lying. and i have a hard time believing that i believed that lie for so long :'3
3:33 - I would always play pretend and this one kid. *this one kid*. his pretend power was that he can negate anything and everything. and his cooldown (because we all decided it was only fair to have a cooldown)? one second because his character was SO SMART he didn't need thirty seconds to recharge. AND he could attack and block (his lazer could go through ANY shield appearently) at the same time
so we may have uh... told him (politely) that his character had to go because he would always win the battles with a stupid grin on his face
When I was 7 or 8 and my sister was 6, she was a bit sassy, and one time she told me it was because she was actually a 16-year-old stuck in the body of a 6-year-old. Let's just say, 2nd grade me was very gullible, and although I did have some questions, I believed her for the most part.
I was also the kid who took 3 or 4 days to realize that the kids who told me they'd bring me $50 the next day if I let them cut in line were lying
The funniest part about the Michael Jackson one is that obviously whoever took the picture for them also thought it was Michael. So it wasn't just the kid's fault for not knowing. And even if the person did know it wasn't really Michael, then they never told the kid.
when i was in first grade i wrote a story based on a writing prompt, where the easter eggs were stolen from the easter bunny and he had to figure out who did it and wherte they took the eggs, to save easter. i wrote that the corpse king stole the eggs and the easter bunny followed the trail of corpses to Mount Everest, where he climbed it, defeated the king of the corpses and got his easter eggs back. i wad 6.
35:03 plot twist: the sun goes “bet.” And shoots a solar flare at your sweet sweet child
This has me scream laughing neiehfifhe
For people who don’t know, in the US defacing currency is a federal crime, which makes it even funnier tbh
53:25
How is this kids being dumb?
This is- so heartwarming what?-
When I was in elementary I had this really nice assistant librarian, one time I saw her working at a bar tell drugs, my mother was getting her meds through the drive through that day, the next time I saw that librarian I told her "I saw you when my mommy was getting her drugs." Can't remember what she said sadly but I had a good laugh when I remembered that moment years later and figured out why my mom was so freaked out when I told her about the interaction 😅
Damien bro you’ve always been my favorite emkay narrator 🤜🤛
I love how on the cookbook, whoever typed transcribed what the kids said exact to each word so half of them are just the kids trying to find words lmao
as a Canadian the mention of Smarties when for me they're clearly rockets upset me
Emkay is the best channel istg-
i always thought that when the time movies didn’t have color the world didn’t have color either until movies with color came out 💀
17:41 on the bright side he looks like a "Creative" Kratos
32:44 I'm a bit rusty on my cursive but I think I can help.
"Name, you are an idiot and no one likes you. Get over the fact that your (you're) extremely rude and annoying and go make friends. This family most definitely values my words over yours any day. And I never lie you pathological lying-" and I'm unsure what that last word is.
I guess Psycho is the last word? Idk just kinda looks like it to me.
In general wonder how you were able to read some words. I can write in cursive, but some letters just seem mixed up with others?
I know cursive changed a bit over the years, but I'm able to read my moms writing still.
@@trixfox45some are easier to understand than others, helps if you pick out the letters you do recognize and try to fit it together with what the other scribbles look like and context
@@trixfox45 I was taught cursive as a kid in school and a lot of the time my mom wrote in it so I got familiar on how to read the letters and got a little better as I got older. I practiced writing cursive a lot too. It gets easier to read when you are able to make out familiar letters.
Thank you I was so lost. I was taught how to read cursive and usually I can after looking closely but that handwriting was more illegible than the kid’s. They didn’t close any letters and the U’s N’s and D’s were terrible
i watch these vids at 11 to make me feel smarter
When I was like 6-8 my father walked into the kitchen and saw me chugging a bottle of maple syrup, he said “, what are you doing?” I then looked at him and then started chugging faster
Daddy goes to jail… maybe dad works as a police officer correction officer….. jail is his job 😂
Me knowing I’ve seen all of the videos in this compilation:
“Oooo new kids are stupid video”
Watches the entire thing
Fun fact: ducks indeed *are* predators. They eat insects and small fish.
*The more you know*
You're waiting for something like MagSafe on android phones? Wireless charging has been a thing on android phones for about 10 years now. Not all of them, but especially many of the higher end ones. Most don't attach with a magnet like the iPhone can, but unless you want to hold it in your hand while charging, there is no real need for that anyway.
11:35 So basically you're the brain and you are piloting a robot called your skeleton and have meat armor. The official name is the name for your robot, so you can still give a name to yourself
They taught cursive in my school , but I am from Spain
the only thing to complain about with these multi video emkay videos, the same post could easily appear several times
For the brothers saying I have a shield I would say I have armour piercing
Kids are great man. So much entertainment. But I have no hope for our future. My husband teaches middle school English. He had a pop quiz he asked me to help him grade. The words they had to spell were written on the board that entire week. They reviewed them every day. And I don't wanna think about the exact number of papers I helped grade that had 0 points.
You get a point just for writing your name on your paper. 😭
On the other hand. His grandmother retired recently. Elementary school. Her co-teacher convinced the kids that as a nice gift they should all write her a recipe on how to cook their favorite foods and write a story.
She showed me the recipe book recently. It was. Amazing. 😂 I have a few pictures buried in my camera roll. I was in TEARS.
"Chocolate Cake by G. F.
The Mix
the water
Oil
Eggs
Icing
Stir up in a bowl the chocolate cake mix, 1 tsp. Water, 2 inches of oil, the eggs. Spread the two pans and then you put the mix in it. Put it in the oven for 60 degrees for 5 minutes. It's done. So you take it out and let it cool off for awhile until it's warm and not too hot. Put the icing on it. Use any kind you want. One little tank of icing is best. Then it's ready."
😂😂😂😂
"Pasta by B. O.
noodles
Tomatoes
Italian dressing
Green seasons
First put the noodles in a bowl. Put the green seasons in it. Then cut the tomatoes up and put them in. And then you put just a little bit of dressing in. Keep it in the refrigerator for 15 minutes."
It's so cute. And so funny. And I am still looking for more of the pictures.
Green seasons. 😂
33:18 As a child I feel like if time travel were to ever end up being a thing, we would know by now because then they may go into the past into our present and we would find out that way. But something like that, either on purpose or a mistake, has never happened (to my knowledge). So to that logic, the chances of time travel ever existing is pretty low
0:34 THAT ONE BY JULIE I SAW IT ON REDDIT AND OH MY GOD THE WAY I SCREECHED AND WOKE EVERYBODY IN THE HOUSE UP
Allowance? I was allowed to live there
I remember as a small toddler being obsessed with eating cat food, I always found a way back to the kitchen and Mum found me in said kitchen with a hand full of cat food in my mouth
35:40 I actually had one in high school! School had only like half a dozen, but it was VERY useful. I couldn't get distracted with other stuff, and it just took regular old AA batteries. Ended up getting rechargeable batteries. Alkaline could last- I forget, but maybe 2 weeks? Rechargeable only lasted like 2 days, but when ya go to class and the batteries just need a regular USB port to hook directly into like a USB flash drive, it was pretty useful if I did forget.
Only thing was it was annoying to get stuff OFF. I ended up using an SD card that was specifically below like 1GB b/c the thing hated more then that b/c- well, 1MB was considered alot! Printing also only worked at school and not at my home, b/c- well, school using the same Lexmark printers from 2000 xD I am sad I didn't get to keep it, b/c it was really cool in my opinion and I grew fond of it.
I remember one time when I was about 10 we got a vietnamese student joining our class and I didn't know there were more than 2 languages so I said with full confidence "Hola!"
Remember... there will never be a smart 5yr old...
Obviously
But that’s not bad
22:55 Felt like an Old Testament story
Haha, 45:27 reminded me of when my little sister tried to frame me for writing on my door, (she did it with a permanent marker, and it is still on my door to this day) She only wrote my name, but it back fired because her hand writing is a lot better than mine, and she wrote her "a" letter differently. Mum was mad.
I knew a kid who would eat a full stick of butter after swim practice, we practiced outside in 70-90 degree weather
So magsafe actually has very little to do with wireless charging (something that Androids have done far before iPhone) All magsafe does is allow for the wireless charger to magnetically attach. Also, like you mentioned there's cases for android that allow that to happen as well, and they work properly. Finally, wireless charging isn't super great for your device
I got a 1 minute unskippable ad before this, along with another.
an hour of ads being really annoying bruh
get an ad blocker. youtube doesn't block them anymore (at least not for me)
@@balls_gaming They do for me.
Ducks prey on bugs and small fish, so they are predators. So are chickens, which eat bugs
I remember in second grade - I brought sushi for lunch. One of my friends thought it was cool, but there was this one girl that kept annoying me about it saying that it's disgusting and whatnot. She ended up in trouble about that, somehow. I find it funny that this was in second grade and sushi eventually became a popular food.
the thing I said as a kid that still gets brought up is when my mom was getting ready for her day, I was standing there next to her. I looked up and said "When I grow up I want to have big boobs like you" this memory still makes me lose sleep
26:00 reply with "yeah you went to the basement."
28:58 okay so honestly considering his age lack of experience and tiny weak toddler arms he did a pretty good job
At 33:06, I’m surprised I can read more than the narrator can, and I am a lot younger (born 2008)
Man, your laugh is stinkin infectious :D
Everything made my brain hurt
What exactly was the teacher expecting asking pre-K students to give them recipes for a cookbook?
In third grade we made mothers day cards, I wrote out that my mom’s favorite things were sushi, Wine and Oprah
50:48 Mixing the recipe into the story! Recipe blogs have been saved!
My parents had one of those dragon statues I personally was never afraid of it I actually miss having it but it was really beat up cuz it had fallen down our stone steps a couple times so you could see the armature wire in the tail in a couple spots and he was missing part of a foot
My only geuss on why I believe the letter at 42:52 is in this subreddit might be because their dad works at a jail and the child worded it likr if their dad was actually in the cell instead of the building with the cells... that is my only geuss, I could be right or wrong, but I'm just taking a random geuss
7:50 youre not gonna believe this
44:42 I find this too funny
When I was like 7 I had this big ass bin with a space between it and the wall. My mom has a box of candy for events, so whenever she wasn’t watching I would snatch some candy, eat it, and hide the wrappers behind the bin.
14:51 i laughed so hard i spat on my moniter 💀
The butter one was so good
$25 isn't enough?? Meanwhile I'm 23 and still convinced allowances are just a tv show thing
23:43 love the chin
31:00 its called spawn protection