The guy who bowled a perfect game on 911 not only was aware of what happened, he went bowling immediately after hearing about it because "he didnt know what else to do" and im convinced he was able to bowl a perfect game because he was in a mild state of shock
Well now think about this: if the spells in Harry Potter are just Latin, then you’d just have to learn Latin to have access to all spells. That would be giving too much power too soon, and that might end up in more evil witches and wizards
10:18 Reminds me of what my brother did in Oblivion. There's a quest where you're given these boots that negate fall damage. Near the end, you're supposed to fall a great distance which "breaks them," but my brother just unequipped the boots, chugged as many bottles of alcohol as possible, and jumped. He barely survived, but the boots didn't break and he got to keep them.
@@thespaceman5808 Ah, that honestly makes sense. I knew it was one of the two, but honestly I'm surprised I didn't go straight to Oblivion, seeing its said brother's favorite of the series. Thanks for the correction! 😊
25:07 as someone who's currently learning German, I can confirm that it's a headache to learn which "the" goes with each noun The reason is that there's literally no pattern and you just have to memorize which gender a noun is
0:50 I just registered how confused kids must get when one parent says "it's their house so let them decide what to do" and the other parent saying "they're the guest so let them choose"
I love this channel for this reason, getting real sick of hearing the typical text to speech guys voice over reddit posts, nice to get some personality
@@starscorner5519 Mono is an illness caused by the Epstein-Barr Virus. It lasts around 30 days- though it can last longer- that causes fever, pain, and severe fatigue. It usually spreads via saliva, so it had the title of 'the kissing disease,' hence the jokes. In reality, it can spread through microscopic droplets like any other virus.
58:23 Even better is "thank you for your patience." Then you're attributing the other person the positive quality of patience, so they'll feel obligated to try to live up to it in future interactions with you.
i just watched an hour straight of emkay. im so proud of myself. im a 13 year old unpaid writer and artist who needs stimulation like memes to help me focus and i finished 2 art pieces with this in the background thank you
57:50 Moose are so god damn tall that they can “swim” (they just walk across lakes). Sometimes they go out into the ocean where Orcas would kill them though this is pretty rare
Pro tip: If you're in an argument with your mom, and she decides to draw the "I gave birth to you" card during it, just give her the Ol' Reliable "No one asked you to."
The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct. A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it. The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.
Yes BUT...When my daughter was a baby and still in her carseat carrier, I'd balance it on the shopping cart, get my stuff, come back and unload then put her in the car. I had to abandon the cart because I wasn't going to leave her alone, strapped into her seat in the car. Yes, I hated leaving the cart. Yes, sometimes I'd grab a nearby person or store worker to take the cart. But that's the thing: there are a few times when leaving the cart is unavoidable. Safe baby or civil duty? I WANTED to chose both.
Me, at the age of 13 for no fucking reason: okay 30 pushup's let's go Me, barely any older but way less energetic: I haven't even started and my arms already hurt
4:55 when I was younger, I would think of jokes on the fly, like mid- meal think of : (somebody at the bottom of the stairs, me going down) (me, to other, while ho!ding something) *kinda worried voice* "I think I'm coming down with something" them either thinking I'm an idiot or laughing , then never getting to use the joke
Fun fact! The reason why villains in power rangers/shows that tend to have originated in Japan is because of old samurai traditions, where when fighting another samurai, both opponents would introduce themselves to make sure everyone knew who won the fight and if the loser was actually worth any money, as a Lord would usually pay well for more important enemies killed in a duel.
0:14 Notice the Bearded Dragon’s stance. It’s tail is sticking straight out, it’s legs are straight to allow a larger appearance, and the lizard’s iconic beard is puffed out and the scales on the beard turned black. This means the Beareded Dragon is really stressed and feels threatened. Source: owning a bearded dragon named Azula, who has a brother named Zuko who is a Bahaman Anole.
I always have to think a little when i see that thumbnail, the first thing that comes to my mind is fat markiplier eating a potato and then i remember that's big ed
Fun fact: the reason your voice sounds different in video/different to other people is because when you speak your bones vibrate and they vibrate all the way up to your eardrums making your voice sound deeper to yourself.
If someone's wondering what that sign really meant (14:48): Similar signs are often placed near big roads to tell the drivers to slow down for the kids (Also poor choice of words and as far as I can tell there's a comma missing)
14:45 I was watching this while drawing and that censor scared me so bad I jumped and almost dropped my stylus. But it’s funny so I’ll continue giggling like a weirdo.
Speaking of ancestors, I should not elaborate when I say that my ancestors were hunter-gatherers with a genetic quirk because they live in the north that made them caucasian-pale that goes away when exposed to the sun long enough. The most early thing I know about them before Native American congregation camps existed is that they were in the America's before the Europeans from Spain, France and the UK. I don't know if they were there before the vikings or not.
this man is a talented youtuber, i hope you one day achieve your biggest goal. mad respect you amount of people you influence is mad bro keep going love the content
6:49 oh yeah, here in Italy you have to take an extra test before taking the diriving license to learn how to doge shells and bullet bills, you also have to learn how to don’t miss the random raimbow boxes on the streets, the most difficult test of all is the one where you have to dodge the bananas, the rest is pretty easy, apart from the shell dodgeing practice, THAT was painful. Sorry for the eventual mistakes in spelling and grammar, but as i said I am italian
42:17 I was at a mall one time all by myself and I was going down the escalators and I reached the underground parking station. There were 2 security guards there. I realised I was not on the ground floor, took my phone, fiddled with it a bit, and then just walked back the escalator up.
I heard that question before about the GW monument. Appearently they wanted to build some other things (including a statue of him) by the Pillar. But then they got strapped for cash and had to stop at just the pillar. Shame though that no one else later on made an effort to finish the original plan for that place.
46:15 The normal answer is 25, because each drink is 10, each burger is 5, and each container of fries is 2, so "5+2x10" (according to the order of operations it's actually done as "5+(2x10)") is 25. 6.95 is still not wrong though.
35:28 I know this is SUPER nitpicky, but the graph on the right has anxiety on the x-axis, meaning as the column rises, anxiety actually doesn't change. I feel like the graph would be a lot better if anxiety was on the y-axis, as that would mean anxiety would actually increase, but still, the joke made sense nonetheless, so I guess it doesn't matter
Thats because its labelling the bar not labelling the axis it wasnt a line graph. The X axid itself doesn't have a label on bar charts its the bars themselves that have the labels that coincidentally lay on the X axis line. Anxiety was the label for the bar there not the X axis.
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The guy who bowled a perfect game on 911 not only was aware of what happened, he went bowling immediately after hearing about it because "he didnt know what else to do" and im convinced he was able to bowl a perfect game because he was in a mild state of shock
Strike
Strike
r/cursedcomments
@@Xer0280 not cursed at all totally normal thing to do on a Thursday afternoon
No because the guys above me said 'strike' twice.
Well now think about this: if the spells in Harry Potter are just Latin, then you’d just have to learn Latin to have access to all spells. That would be giving too much power too soon, and that might end up in more evil witches and wizards
They involve wand movement too
so basically with the right usage of latin you can invent new spells
It’s so funny to see how much happier robin is with subreddits like this than something like r/insaneparents.
Super true
The secret to opening those cake lids quietly, you gotta pop just a tiny bit at a time, while slowly rotating it.
Appreciate that👍
*Mission Impossible theme intensifies*
No cut a hole in the bottom
Hes to dangerous to be kept alive
Me:
"Wow, that's a long video. I'll watch part of it, then move on."
Emkay, 1 hour+ later:
"And that's all we got for you today folks"
I've actually won an argument with my mom before and it felt freaking amazing
You fine Sir are a madlad
The mad man
Mate... How are you still alive???
@@N_A_243 ✨️magic✨️ lol very carefully
... could i learn this power
10:18 Reminds me of what my brother did in Oblivion. There's a quest where you're given these boots that negate fall damage. Near the end, you're supposed to fall a great distance which "breaks them," but my brother just unequipped the boots, chugged as many bottles of alcohol as possible, and jumped. He barely survived, but the boots didn't break and he got to keep them.
Absolute mad lad
Who knews alcohol was a slow falling potion
That's Oblivion, not Skyrim.
@@thespaceman5808 Ah, that honestly makes sense. I knew it was one of the two, but honestly I'm surprised I didn't go straight to Oblivion, seeing its said brother's favorite of the series. Thanks for the correction! 😊
haha 69 likes
25:07 as someone who's currently learning German, I can confirm that it's a headache to learn which "the" goes with each noun
The reason is that there's literally no pattern and you just have to memorize which gender a noun is
0:50 I just registered how confused kids must get when one parent says "it's their house so let them decide what to do" and the other parent saying "they're the guest so let them choose"
51:37 Damien: *Sees pound symbol and doesnt know what it means*
Damien 5s later: *Uses another country's currency as unit of weight*
Mate that's Zach.
They must have got it wrong.
I will lb you for using your £s to buy meth.
'Mericans
it is a unit of weight in the US
"I'm gonna find whoever's been stealing my sneezes and break their legs"
~Robin 2021
Robin sounds so enthusiastic and happy in these older videos
I know, it's sad
This is a healthy dose of robin
@Ranarim man you gotta see this
@Squid Game 2.0 in my channel stfu
And Damien
@ТоmmуInnit 🅥 Nice V symbol
@@CrispyFwy no shit
lets respect EmKay for making these videos to entertain us and taking the time to edit, make, find posts, and commentate on them
I love this channel for this reason, getting real sick of hearing the typical text to speech guys voice over reddit posts, nice to get some personality
beaned
@@sleep9745 hello fellow bean.
beaned
Press f to pay respect
i love how Me_irl is basically Robin and his boyfriend's subreddit ♥ Good job, birb & Zach.
Wait. Zack and Robin are together??
@@starscorner5519 Yeah. Didn't you know? Zach gave Robin mono.
(This is a joke, btw).
@@nefwaenre Oh, I thought they actually were. Also, what does mono mean?
@@starscorner5519 she was trying to say homo
(this is not a joke there is a duck with a shotgun outsi
@@starscorner5519 Mono is an illness caused by the Epstein-Barr Virus. It lasts around 30 days- though it can last longer- that causes fever, pain, and severe fatigue.
It usually spreads via saliva, so it had the title of 'the kissing disease,' hence the jokes. In reality, it can spread through microscopic droplets like any other virus.
cats when they have a little salami
Cats can havs little salami
Cat whe salam
caats when smalali:
Ctas slamii
C S
58:23 Even better is "thank you for your patience." Then you're attributing the other person the positive quality of patience, so they'll feel obligated to try to live up to it in future interactions with you.
i just watched an hour straight of emkay. im so proud of myself.
im a 13 year old unpaid writer and artist who needs stimulation like memes to help me focus and i finished 2 art pieces with this in the background thank you
i relate to this so hard
57:50 Moose are so god damn tall that they can “swim” (they just walk across lakes). Sometimes they go out into the ocean where Orcas would kill them though this is pretty rare
give me more facts pls
Pro tip: If you're in an argument with your mom, and she decides to draw the "I gave birth to you" card during it, just give her the Ol' Reliable "No one asked you to."
I love that Zach sounds really like Damien that the EmKay channel even thought it was Damien.
I mean, there was a joke about how they were twins from different dimensions at one point xD
The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.
To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct.
A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.
The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.
You went hard but wheres the lie
Yes BUT...When my daughter was a baby and still in her carseat carrier, I'd balance it on the shopping cart, get my stuff, come back and unload then put her in the car. I had to abandon the cart because I wasn't going to leave her alone, strapped into her seat in the car. Yes, I hated leaving the cart. Yes, sometimes I'd grab a nearby person or store worker to take the cart. But that's the thing: there are a few times when leaving the cart is unavoidable. Safe baby or civil duty? I WANTED to chose both.
@@noodlepoodlegirl I see your point, but couldn't you just have parked near a cart rack?
@@wintergray1221It depends, I live in a city and depending on the store and time, you can barely find a parking space in general
Hello and welcome to the one hour session with Robin featuring Damien!
Your comment has finally made the impossible possible. I'm not gonna leave a like, that sin is too much to commit for me.
its actually robin and zach… its mislabeled
I told myself I’d get some water after watching one more emkay video, it took me half an hour to realize something was up
Can we all appreciate how he zooms out on almost every meme just so I can take a screenshot and send it to my friend?
Me, at the age of 13 for no fucking reason: okay 30 pushup's let's go
Me, barely any older but way less energetic: I haven't even started and my arms already hurt
As a person who speaks German that pronunciation of der die das absolutely kiled my soul
24:54 you can take cat from a little salami but you can never take little salami from cat
When he said "we're never getting out of 2020, folks" I paused my chewing as my brain tried to remember what year it is
same
You commented this on my birthday
@_Tipi cool
If you're opening those cake containers, it knows that you're trying to do it stealthily, just go loud and it'll open quieter. It'll think it's normal
Me: *Sick and laughing hysterically for the entire video*
My Dad "SHUT UP"
if your mother tells you "I birthed you" tell her "I NEVER GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO GIVE BIRTH TO ME"
fun fact. the reason you see so many nice cars delivering domino's is because most locations are understaffed and managers end up going on deliveries
I hate how slavery still exists, bit in a milder form.
i have never seen them in car only bikes
26:20
The fact I'm playing this exact game while listening to these videos makes me think the people of Emkay are my FBI agents...
It's not always about the memes... Sometimes it's about the Mets! Yeah, the Mets! Get a home run! Love the Mets! Go Mets!
i agree sometimes we just need love in life and the mets baby lets gooo mets go mets
I’ve binged three of these Emkay vids so far in 1.5 hours. It will never end
4:24 As a fellow half Italian.... I feel called out
4:55 when I was younger, I would think of jokes on the fly, like mid- meal think of : (somebody at the bottom of the stairs, me going down) (me, to other, while ho!ding something) *kinda worried voice* "I think I'm coming down with something" them either thinking I'm an idiot or laughing , then never getting to use the joke
Strange Looking Dog: I'm way more interested in garlic bread
Asexuals: i know, right?
love the way robin puts his fullest into the taco post, it really sells on the guy needing a taco
“How’s life?”
Robin: “Very Hard” Hmm me too.
Did he say that life was hard or that he was hard? Either way, same.
The dog inhaling the burrito made me laugh way too hard
7:45
Fanfiction readers: Oh you think you are in pain?
Yep pretty much, as someone who also reads fanfics that's true. 😭👍🏻
14:47 there should be a comma between the weg and the kinder. It actually means something like “off the gas, children are here”
4:58
Well EXCUSE ME for not wanting to sell my soul to Google
5:53 that strange looking dog is on to something got me laughing too hard
31:25 You can't get fire aspect on an axe in survival mode. They cheated.
you can tho
trading
Mjutdz is right you know
@@Mjutdz really, which version, I've tried and haven't gotten it
/gamemode creative
Fun fact! The reason why villains in power rangers/shows that tend to have originated in Japan is because of old samurai traditions, where when fighting another samurai, both opponents would introduce themselves to make sure everyone knew who won the fight and if the loser was actually worth any money, as a Lord would usually pay well for more important enemies killed in a duel.
The guy at 7:00 actually said he was fully aware of what had happened on 9/11 and the only thing he knew to do was go bowl his heart out.
2:54 IT LEVIES YO GOSHDAM CORPUS!
Man... The "learning German" one felt like a personal attack.
There's far too many variations of pronouns in German.
pronounced “die” wrong as well
der,die,das, dem, des, dessen, ich,du,er,sie,es,wir,ihr,sie, e.t.c.
Der
Die
Das
Den
Dem
you are an p̶r̶o̶ f̶o̶r̶t̶b̶l̶o̶x̶ g̶a̶m̶͓̽e̶r̶ noob
@@narcozun der die das dem den deren dessen denen dass ein eine einem einer einen eines
1:24 WHAT THE HELL IS A MIRACLE WHIP SANDWICH AND WHY DOES IT EXIST?
shhhhhg
Robins voice always makes me feel so calm I’m happy to listen to Emma’s videos especially when it has robins voice cause then I’m calm
i prefer lexi but robin is nice to
Lexi si second for me
Also I knew how to play Pokémon but then I freaking stopped playing for a like three years and now I don’t know
0:14 Notice the Bearded Dragon’s stance. It’s tail is sticking straight out, it’s legs are straight to allow a larger appearance, and the lizard’s iconic beard is puffed out and the scales on the beard turned black. This means the Beareded Dragon is really stressed and feels threatened.
Source: owning a bearded dragon named Azula, who has a brother named Zuko who is a Bahaman Anole.
6:12 me: **evil laughter**
I DONT EVEN LIKE CAKE
Did no-one actually hear about the Josh Battle?
Winner keeps the name Josh
12:21
A Little Something The Internet People Call...
The Josh Fight
BRO I REMEMBER THAT
A FUCKIN FIVE YEAR OLD WON
I like how we all collectively agreed to show up here today
@Ranarim tf did bots do to you kid?
@Komi Sapire try to give me a virus
*Ah i love when Emkay Uploads Another Video, Keep Up The Work EmKay!*
@TheStarCatcher it sucks man
Damien’s laugh is pure dopamine
Been waiting for this one for years.
I always have to think a little when i see that thumbnail, the first thing that comes to my mind is fat markiplier eating a potato and then i remember that's big ed
Idk why that happens
I think it's a natural instinct or something.
59:37 I think it’s just a weird dude in school giving a presentation during graduation
Fun fact: the reason your voice sounds different in video/different to other people is because when you speak your bones vibrate and they vibrate all the way up to your eardrums making your voice sound deeper to yourself.
why does robin have a godly Master Chief impression
16:27
As a lactose intlorent(and dumb) person, this is freaking hilarious lmao
Lmfao
20:17 smoothest move ever
0:50 Mario party, then it won’t feel like his house and I won’t be a guest
If someone's wondering what that sign really meant (14:48):
Similar signs are often placed near big roads to tell the drivers to slow down for the kids
(Also poor choice of words and as far as I can tell there's a comma missing)
ja ich denke aber die verstehen das schon
It feels weird watching a comp video with only robin and zack
14:45 I was watching this while drawing and that censor scared me so bad I jumped and almost dropped my stylus. But it’s funny so I’ll continue giggling like a weirdo.
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
7:23 the best thing about cereal is the bottom of the bag powder
Speaking of ancestors, I should not elaborate when I say that my ancestors were hunter-gatherers with a genetic quirk because they live in the north that made them caucasian-pale that goes away when exposed to the sun long enough. The most early thing I know about them before Native American congregation camps existed is that they were in the America's before the Europeans from Spain, France and the UK. I don't know if they were there before the vikings or not.
If you also changed in the sun people would know when you’ve been in your room for 6 months without moving and no light
The line about a miracle whip sandwich recipe for depression was too real for me…☹️
just eat bread and be happy
29:18 Robin saying “I’ll break their legs” is so refreshing idk why
49:34
Not true, I have a phobia of cows because every time I go into my grandparents field I get chased by one of them. Help me, I am traumatized.
look behind moo
8:48
Funniest part of this entire video.
13:44 I see this as an absolute win Burger king is disgusting change my mind.
The way Robin said taco had me in hysterics idk why.
this man is a talented youtuber, i hope you one day achieve your biggest goal. mad respect you amount of people you influence is mad bro keep going love the content
24:23
I saw the movie.
She didn't have an irl body,
as she was just an AI program.
Meaning there was no email address _to_ get.
59:18
It is legitimately possible to give good health advice (not just mental health) with your health being that bad.
44:00 I remember once i wasn’t paying attention while I was talking and i said “Chigging to Dina.” I’ll never forget it.
8:18
No, there are 10 types of people.
Those that understand binary, and those that don't.
6:49 oh yeah, here in Italy you have to take an extra test before taking the diriving license to learn how to doge shells and bullet bills, you also have to learn how to don’t miss the random raimbow boxes on the streets, the most difficult test of all is the one where you have to dodge the bananas, the rest is pretty easy, apart from the shell dodgeing practice, THAT was painful. Sorry for the eventual mistakes in spelling and grammar, but as i said I am italian
What about the blue shell
@@ashleycd6487 that’s how they revoke your license
@@wondywon5463 not if I have a blue shell
42:17 I was at a mall one time all by myself and I was going down the escalators and I reached the underground parking station. There were 2 security guards there. I realised I was not on the ground floor, took my phone, fiddled with it a bit, and then just walked back the escalator up.
pls the focaccia one made me laugh so hard omg help it hurts
I love me_irl. So relatable yet so funny
As an Italian, I can assure you that Mario Kart does its job correctly
LOCK BACK!
IT IS THE BLUE SHE...
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
21:38 I was laughing at this for 5 minutes and i have no fucking idea why
I heard that question before about the GW monument. Appearently they wanted to build some other things (including a statue of him) by the Pillar. But then they got strapped for cash and had to stop at just the pillar. Shame though that no one else later on made an effort to finish the original plan for that place.
4:10 it was me I ASKED
ITS HIM
WE FINALLY FOUND THE GUY WHO ASKED
21:29 lol cat salami
46:15 The normal answer is 25, because each drink is 10, each burger is 5, and each container of fries is 2, so "5+2x10" (according to the order of operations it's actually done as "5+(2x10)") is 25.
6.95 is still not wrong though.
i just spent an hour watching emkay instead of doing my homework that'll take me to college and i feel wonderful, thanks.
0:42 that really has to hurt alot
:)
35:28 I know this is SUPER nitpicky, but the graph on the right has anxiety on the x-axis, meaning as the column rises, anxiety actually doesn't change. I feel like the graph would be a lot better if anxiety was on the y-axis, as that would mean anxiety would actually increase, but still, the joke made sense nonetheless, so I guess it doesn't matter
Yes! I thought the same thing, I think it's supposed to be the label for the graph rather than the axis
Thats because its labelling the bar not labelling the axis it wasnt a line graph. The X axid itself doesn't have a label on bar charts its the bars themselves that have the labels that coincidentally lay on the X axis line. Anxiety was the label for the bar there not the X axis.
@@gamersodaguy ah, ok then, my bad
6:41 I always wondered how the fuck depression and anxiety go together
a true phenomenon aint it
8:14 to be fair, he said "other people" as opposed to just "pay money to see"
6:50 it's Mario kart... without items though