The Most Deranged Personality Quizzes Tumblr Has To Offer

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  • @gabbys4258
    @gabbys4258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7413

    at first i thought my gender was nonbinary. then uquiz informed me it was actually bog witch

    • @xshinex5789
      @xshinex5789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +412

      The only true gender

    • @vera_ah
      @vera_ah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      And to great benefit I might say

    • @thisnameistimeless1937
      @thisnameistimeless1937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Wdym we are *all*. Bog witches

    • @lgbtqiarights
      @lgbtqiarights 3 ปีที่แล้ว +299

      are you implying non-binary and bog witch aren’t synonymous

    • @ratemisia
      @ratemisia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      @@lgbtqiarights as fellow nonbinary person, also see my result on three separate gender quizzes in a row - "pirate"

  • @nocturnefaust3500
    @nocturnefaust3500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    “I can’t pick Lord Farquad or else we’d be that lesbian couple that looks to similar” had me wheezing so hard my cat got concerned

  • @messy_phrog8338
    @messy_phrog8338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6432

    One might say the ultimate deranged personality quiz is tumblr itself

    • @vera_ah
      @vera_ah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Tumblr is the test and you the testee, what else could explain this social experiment of a website

    • @MB-ev9ix
      @MB-ev9ix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      true

    • @vallisdaemonumofficial
      @vallisdaemonumofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      333rd like

    • @KyleRayner12
      @KyleRayner12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      It has one question:
      "Do you want to use Tumblr?"
      The answer tells us everything we need to know.

    • @K4ndieboi
      @K4ndieboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Maybe the real goal was the personality tests we took along the way

  • @c.smidgeon2847
    @c.smidgeon2847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +878

    "choose a queer-coded antagonist"
    **lists catra, an antagonist who is not queer-coded but just, yknow, gay**

    • @wigglecoin7362
      @wigglecoin7362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Gotta have 6 I guess.

    • @ButterflyScarlet
      @ButterflyScarlet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      The quiz probably came out before that season

    • @Densoro
      @Densoro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Fellas is it queercoded to kiss another gorl?

    • @a.c.1515
      @a.c.1515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      it's gaycoded to makeoutt w youre gf

    • @UnreasonableOpinions
      @UnreasonableOpinions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The queercoding equivalent of Dracula calling himself Alucard as a disguise.

  • @Grugthegruggr
    @Grugthegruggr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4284

    "I judge people not by the colour of their skin, but by the results on their uquizzes" - Sun Tzu, the art of war

  • @Shirley-pf8cw
    @Shirley-pf8cw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    teya recognizing and uttering the words "joseph joestar" should not have made my heart rate increase the way it did

  • @miuletzmitzu6641
    @miuletzmitzu6641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2992

    How is Catra queer coded when she's literally a lesbian kissing Adora on screen tho

    • @TheRatKing647
      @TheRatKing647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +568

      They must’ve been very good friends…

    • @tataliani
      @tataliani 3 ปีที่แล้ว +452

      adora and her friend

    • @ishita8361
      @ishita8361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +547

      mustve been an old quiz when that episode wasnt out

    • @thisnameistimeless1937
      @thisnameistimeless1937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Catra was my first realised queer experience and idk if that makes me a furry (furries are awesome btw, no hate)

    • @ikilledeminem3520
      @ikilledeminem3520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      probably made before the last season came out

  • @queegle99
    @queegle99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    The person who wrote the "Let's go through a normal day and I'll calculate what you wear to bed" quiz deserves an Oscar

  • @Toft1815
    @Toft1815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3998

    I only trust uquiz to tell me anything about myself at this point

    • @killitwithfire5377
      @killitwithfire5377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I mean queercoding technically only refers to a characters traits and if they are typical for queer characters. a character can be super straight coded and kiss someone of the same gender. but yeah, the descriptor isnt too useful with already queer characters

    • @Toft1815
      @Toft1815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@killitwithfire5377 that is a good point, even if I feel you may have replied to the wrong comment :)

    • @killitwithfire5377
      @killitwithfire5377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Toft1815 uuh yeah sorry. No idea what happened lol. Glad you appreciate my input tho

    • @riverdaisy4215
      @riverdaisy4215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Once I took a quiz for which aot boy I should date and I got Armin why do I always get Armin 💔💔💔

    • @skepticmoderate5790
      @skepticmoderate5790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@killitwithfire5377 Pretty sure the whole "coding" part refers to the fact that queer coding was used as an alternative to actually showing queer characters. So an explicitly queer character can't be queer-coded.

  • @emclaire7027
    @emclaire7027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    “That’s some Guy Fieri ARG shit right there” is a sentence so insane, yet you said so casually and I understood it

  • @hatemteirelbar9510
    @hatemteirelbar9510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3363

    But what you don't know is that his real name is Strange Aeons

    • @pikameer8325
      @pikameer8325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Ayyy I was looking for this

    • @xmlthegreat
      @xmlthegreat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I was about to post this, but now I can just reblog you!

    • @sorcellerie
      @sorcellerie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I'm so happy this became the meme of this channel

    • @craigusselman546
      @craigusselman546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He is a lovable furby mom.

    • @emilycheshire
      @emilycheshire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I laughed hysterically at this and I regret nothing.

  • @izstrella
    @izstrella 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Gosh, I sometimes forget that his real name is in fact Strange Aeons.

  • @stevenm11920
    @stevenm11920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3537

    The way she killed Elon musk with literally no hesitation sent me

    • @toriistorii6939
      @toriistorii6939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      It would've been such a hard choice between him and Bezos

    • @_gremlinboy
      @_gremlinboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      @@toriistorii6939 the two genders are instant response to kill Bezos and instant response to kill Musk and I'm nb

    • @Lavvysuperstar23
      @Lavvysuperstar23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      should've been polanski smh

    • @raganok1
      @raganok1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Lavvysuperstar23 ikr? I was thinking the same, he's pretty criminal even if he's an artist. lol

    • @kari7966
      @kari7966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I related so hard

  • @ArturGlass.C
    @ArturGlass.C 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    The fact that I took your quizz and got "An onion" despite the result showing me 0% of people got onion, simultaneously gives me a very validating feeling but also leaves me very confused. I have no idea what this means.

  • @gentlesandladymen
    @gentlesandladymen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4531

    uquiz is the only true way to judge someone’s character

    • @gentlesandladymen
      @gentlesandladymen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Fuck morals, what are your uquiz results

    • @xshinex5789
      @xshinex5789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Truly

    • @saradrawsstuff
      @saradrawsstuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      i did this one kin test and it said i was the dominos pizza noid

    • @amayurubashaka3608
      @amayurubashaka3608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The only way to judge anything about anyone is with uquiz.

    • @vera_ah
      @vera_ah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It just knows you as a person better than many psychologists and frankly I love it for that

  • @hoyitsmiguel
    @hoyitsmiguel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    *their vibes are impeccable and their meat is huge, and what you didn't know, is that his real name, is STRANGE ÆONS*

  • @lousielouise8716
    @lousielouise8716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6348

    This is why Strange Aeons works. This is still basically "tumblr cringe" content, but instead of mocking, it feels like you're in on the joke. The presentation is that of a veteran user showing you what new crazy thing the site has cooked up, instead of an outsider looking down. It's good natured ribbing, instead of mockery of the site, its users, and the people who are similar to its users. Other TH-camrs should take notes: THIS is how you do good cringe content.

    • @JesseCourtJester
      @JesseCourtJester 3 ปีที่แล้ว +713

      Especially because most external “tumblr cringe” jokes tend to make fun of queer, trans and neurodivergent people. Being a queer, trans neurodivergent person, I love to poke fun at tumblr, but I’m not acting as though I’m better than any other users.

    • @katlasser677
      @katlasser677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      why is tumblr considered cringe tho.....i find it the most entertaining site there is

    • @mentallyunstable1926
      @mentallyunstable1926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      @@katlasser677 my theory: tumblr is known from the time when a bunch of teenage girls were romanticizing mental illness and a bunch of that bad stuff. if we’re not counting the mental illness stuff, then i think its “ew teenage girls like something so cringey”

    • @kimorayn1733
      @kimorayn1733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Jesus that was well worded.

    • @OtakuBakaNeko
      @OtakuBakaNeko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I also enjoy the outsider looking in and asking "why do I identify with this so strongly?" a la The Click looking at Furry content.

  • @plushdragonteddy
    @plushdragonteddy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    while looking for the gender quiz, i found a nearly identical one that said i was "kicked out of lazytown gender," and when i took the actual quiz from the video, i got "stephanie lazytown gender" SO I GUESS MY FATE IS SEALED HUH

  • @Grugthegruggr
    @Grugthegruggr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1658

    can't believe the sin of pride gets a whole month and sloths only get a day smh

    • @Iweleth
      @Iweleth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +345

      That's because fighting for more is too much effort.

    • @lgbtqiarights
      @lgbtqiarights 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@Iweleth DAMN YOU

    • @Grugthegruggr
      @Grugthegruggr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      well played pfffft

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@Iweleth But if there was a whole Sloth YEAR then you wouldn’t need to put in the effort of remembering it.

    • @kimorayn1733
      @kimorayn1733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not true, remembering to get xmas presents takes at least 5mins of slodgy brainpower

  • @chickennuggetpaw
    @chickennuggetpaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I took the “are you evil” quiz and it said I was 0-25% and it proceeded to slander me. So, NATURALLY, I retook the quiz, putting all the same answers just so at the end I could answer “no it was childish I hope you rot” to the last question, “did you like this quiz”. Then it gave me 25-75%

  • @rubyriot69
    @rubyriot69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1613

    how’s Girl Gruel doing these days bestie?? hope she’s recovered well from longification

    • @bread8095
      @bread8095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Yeah, it's a hardcore surgery

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@bread8095 Did Dr. Crobar extend her lungs too? I know the operation isn't legal, but he will do it for you.

    • @lillywalker8464
      @lillywalker8464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@theab3957 he can make you scream longer

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@lillywalker8464 Yes, and breathe harder. After this operation, you can brag about your extended lungs to friends.

    • @endTHEhegemony_Today
      @endTHEhegemony_Today 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I herd her spine was snatched to make elon's new electric smartcar.

  • @bluepot4449
    @bluepot4449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I love the distinct difference between ‘sandwich from Tesco’ and ‘sandwich from marks and Spencer’s’. It’s such a defining division.

  • @vallisdaemonumofficial
    @vallisdaemonumofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    *SHOUT TO OG QUIZILLA VETERANS*

  • @glomp4146
    @glomp4146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    im surprised TMA is now a Big Tumblr Fandom- like, it showed up in the jon and martin chickens and the jonny sims jesus. what a time to be alive.

  • @EruditeGayming
    @EruditeGayming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    "pick your favorite deadly sin rn"
    "Ahhhh...its pride month"
    Iconic shit

  • @lordfarquaad380
    @lordfarquaad380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    2:32
    “I can’t pick Lord Farquaad or else we’d be that one lesbian couple that looks too similar”
    What do you have against me?

  • @fivekangaroosperohioan6503
    @fivekangaroosperohioan6503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    "Hes infodumping about snails" THATS ME I LOVE SNAILS

    • @wowwhatabeautifuldayoutside
      @wowwhatabeautifuldayoutside 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      please tell us about the snails!!

    • @microdisturbia
      @microdisturbia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@wowwhatabeautifuldayoutside YERAH POST SNAILS

    • @rainbowlack
      @rainbowlack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      effervescent

    • @fivekangaroosperohioan6503
      @fivekangaroosperohioan6503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@wowwhatabeautifuldayoutside alright snail facts corner! Snails are actually really cute! They love exploring and wiggle their eye stalks when excited! They also droop them when they like food. They can feel their shells and like being pet!

    • @rosiecairns9697
      @rosiecairns9697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SAME

  • @freshbread4039
    @freshbread4039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “I eat lunch every day and read lots of books, but also if you were to ask me to do 9th grade math I would probably cry”
    -STRANGE ÆONS

  • @artemis6820
    @artemis6820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    How could you not remember Randy’s sticks 😔

  • @fleurr.11
    @fleurr.11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Glad to know I’m not the only one who catfished someone on Animal Jam as a guy when I was younger (I was like 10). It was only 1 person, but ended up being one of the reasons I started to question my sexuality a couple years later

  • @0danshi0
    @0danshi0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    "Kyle Ren" fucking killed me oh my god

    • @armleg
      @armleg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      But have you considered
      Kyle Ron
      ??

    • @RyanTosh
      @RyanTosh ปีที่แล้ว

      What about the female lead, Reychel Skywalker?

  • @rohankishibe2985
    @rohankishibe2985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I remember when before I knew I was trans, I used to take a lot of "are you a boy or a girl" quizes and always got "boy"(aka what I identify as now), this video randomly reminded me of it lmao

    • @bassplayerbyrne
      @bassplayerbyrne ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FTM kishibe rohan frfr

    • @die_sel
      @die_sel 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Assigned Male at Uquiz

    • @die_sel
      @die_sel 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Assigned Male at Uquiz

    • @die_sel
      @die_sel 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Assigned Male at Uquiz

    • @die_sel
      @die_sel 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Assigned Male at Uquiz

  • @eieyntia
    @eieyntia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    i was a buzzfeed 12 year old and now im bi. thats just how it works

    • @lemonythicket1406
      @lemonythicket1406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh shit, I’ve never had an original experience

    • @eieyntia
      @eieyntia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lemonythicket1406 its been a pleasure sharing this experience with you

    • @mildryfrr9970
      @mildryfrr9970 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      how did you know this was a thing

    • @eieyntia
      @eieyntia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mildryfrr9970 im psychic obviously

  • @ZijnShayatanica
    @ZijnShayatanica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Your Result: The Abby Classic
    You are a woman (abstract concept) of class and immaculate taste in modest sweaters. Not to be confused with conservative influencer Cl*ssically A*by."
    I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE HAPPY, OR MORE CLASSIC.

  • @theavengingnarwhal5581
    @theavengingnarwhal5581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    “Lol, buzzfeed has the craziest quizzes!”
    uquiz: “hold my beer”

    • @elskabee
      @elskabee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      uquiz is what buzzfeed wishes it was

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      uquiz is where I found the "What 'All Tomorrows' species would you be?" quiz. After seeing this video, it surprises me NONE that that's where the first "All Tomorrows" quiz ended up. :P
      (apparently I'm a Spacer. BrB, gotta go turn the gravity switch off in here.)

    • @cam4636
      @cam4636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      buzzfeed is the girl that's like "haha I'm not like other girls, I, like, play video games." uquiz is the weird little girl at the back of the playground deeply engrossed in making a magic potion out of twigs and leaves and worms and then offering it to passersby.

  • @camelpimp
    @camelpimp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    I am shocked and appalled tho that you didn't include the quiz that had "what do you use to attack Margaret Thatcher" with the response of "the weight of her actions" or however that went

  • @plutoismyhomeplanet
    @plutoismyhomeplanet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love how the op at 14:20 named their chickens after jonmartin. Iconique

  • @locallance1529
    @locallance1529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    maybe the real personality quiz was the friends we made along the way

  • @augustd7618
    @augustd7618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    the fact that you didn’t remember poot made me unreasonably upset

    • @cabbagepatches5480
      @cabbagepatches5480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's what Demi would have wanted.

    • @genericname8727
      @genericname8727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I knew of it from the phandom creating Doot in reference to it, so it surprised me she didn’t know when I did lol I never used tumblr

  • @cosmic7336
    @cosmic7336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    uquizzes are the illustrations on the dictionary entry for "unhinged"

  • @littlemsterious991
    @littlemsterious991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    my favorite uquiz of all time was "which cia assassination attempt on fidel castro are you" and I got exploding cigar which was pretty cool

  • @emackenzie
    @emackenzie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    Oh thank god I don't have to find something to watch anymore

    • @ItsAsparageese
      @ItsAsparageese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      r e l a t a b l e

    • @ItsAsparageese
      @ItsAsparageese 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@emackenzie ... Not sure if sarcastic hyperbole/humor or possibly a reference I'm not getting, but just in case, if I accidentally came across as offensive that wasn't the intention, I was just agreeing with your original comment

    • @emackenzie
      @emackenzie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ItsAsparageese then I apologize LMAO I've been dealing with assholes all week so I assumed :} sorry about that, hope you enjoyed the video!

    • @ItsAsparageese
      @ItsAsparageese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@emackenzie Happens to the best of us lol, sorry you've had a rough week and thanks for clarifying and understanding my intention!

  • @N0T504N0NYM0U5
    @N0T504N0NYM0U5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Quizilla being lost to time was a great tragedy. Can only imagine what you would have found on there

  • @skyeh5645
    @skyeh5645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    The amount of times I’ve started a uquiz and then got like three high-effort questions in and just forgotten what it’s for,,,

  • @EFO841
    @EFO841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    absoultely criminal that you did not link these anywhere.

  • @WavestormOfPower
    @WavestormOfPower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    As someone who was more obsessed with German myths and fairytales as a kid I always feel left out because most quizzes like these always just say Greek mythology and I never quite had that :/

    • @hayoleeo4891
      @hayoleeo4891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Be the change you wish to see In the world

    • @bepisthescienceman4202
      @bepisthescienceman4202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I feel the same as a Irish person like we have cool mythical creatures like there's a headless dude who rides a horse and can insta kill you by saying your name and if he stops moving someone dies and he is armed with a spine whip and it's name is the dullahan

    • @petrichorbones
      @petrichorbones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i had both, but the german one stayed while the greek one was Just a Phase (bc i read percy jackson in 8th grade) lol

    • @petrichorbones
      @petrichorbones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ph yeah cant forget japanese youkai that ones my fav

    • @chlorineii
      @chlorineii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bepisthescienceman4202 THAT SOUNDS SO COOL WHO IS HE

  • @ramennoodles6496
    @ramennoodles6496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:41 It was french toast sticks because I vividly remember a tumblr video in which PM Seymour yells out "RANDY YOUR STICKS"

  • @rueandvalerie
    @rueandvalerie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Also unfortunately I have to inform you that yes, Tony was a tumblr sexyman. He was very popular and was often shipped with the notebook, who everyone assumed was a girl even though they were never given a gender. (Ew heteronormativity.) I witnessed it. The art wasn’t that bad tbh.

    • @julien4305
      @julien4305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      WAIT REALLY?? the ones that i always saw was a poly ship between Paige (notebook), Tony and Collin (computer)

    • @unknown-hh7he
      @unknown-hh7he 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@julien4305 i'm sorry, but COLLINS?

    • @julien4305
      @julien4305 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@unknown-hh7he yes?

    • @unknown-hh7he
      @unknown-hh7he 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@julien4305 sorry if it came off weird, but i am just shocked that collins the computer got involved, like how? some people are quite creative...

  • @juliadonati8245
    @juliadonati8245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:17 I misread it as “my trusty Katara”. That’s what I get for getting Avatar brainrot again.

  • @comically_large_cowboy_hat3385
    @comically_large_cowboy_hat3385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    I can’t be the only one who’s doing the quizzes along with her

    • @grainnebrowne5454
      @grainnebrowne5454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      i cant find them :(

    • @katieeast369
      @katieeast369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@grainnebrowne5454 Google by the authors names if she shows them

    • @labgrownhumanbrain
      @labgrownhumanbrain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i did it too

    • @noranizaazmi6523
      @noranizaazmi6523 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@grainnebrowne5454 tumblr history quiz, tumblr history exam, which hot monster are you going to hook up with tonight?, put together ur mall outfit and ill assign you a gender, I judge you based on your taste in Jesus, Let's go through a normal day and I'll calculate what you wear to bed, are you allowed in my Gamer Fort , how evil are you?? (not in order)

  • @pil9310
    @pil9310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The real el dorado was the trade coffee we bought along the way

  • @krokiatonon
    @krokiatonon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "Why am I invested in the plot of this uquizz" lmao same, the sourdough leitmotiv got me ^^

  • @bullepingouin435
    @bullepingouin435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Okay so
    I took the quizz
    And I got
    "
    Your Result:
    CHEF
    ex-jock channelling the pent up chaos into eating raw onions for fun"
    And
    I DO EAT RAW ONIONS FOR FUN
    This test is a 100% reliable
    Thank you strange

  • @_sickbug
    @_sickbug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Oh god i remember when i was obsessed with animal jam for like 5 years and at one point i tried to get into the lore and i was mourning mira (big magic bird) AND I SHED A TEAR

    • @elizabethm.6403
      @elizabethm.6403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Honestly, Animal Jam lore simply HITS DIFFERENT

    • @user-fz4mm4ly3n
      @user-fz4mm4ly3n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      animal jam was basically my life as a tween omg 😭😭

    • @lastthursdayism
      @lastthursdayism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      animal jam was my entire childhood this is factual

    • @butteredupballs
      @butteredupballs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So true. Also when I first discovered the Mira spirit fire thing I was so happy and had happy tears

    • @eros7433
      @eros7433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There's lore??? O-O

  • @DarkAAC
    @DarkAAC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Was [the clock from DHMIS] a tumblr sexyman??"
    oh
    oh you sweet soul

  • @leef6961
    @leef6961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "I have no brain today"
    Ah yes, I can relate

  • @joutatheegg
    @joutatheegg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jojo reference in Strange Æons video, this is truly the best thing that has ever happened to me

  • @phoneheaded
    @phoneheaded 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    On the I'll Assign You a Gender quiz I got the moon from Majoria's Mask.

  • @spotty7820
    @spotty7820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "What is a long furby but a big fucked-up bird?" -Strange Aeons, 2021

  • @nohintshere
    @nohintshere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    i saw joseph joestar and immediately went "WOOOOOOOOOUUUUUHHH"
    my jojo brainrot is taking over

    • @thehollyraven
      @thehollyraven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      if it helps i too have jojo brainrot and seeing joseph joestar gave me fucking whiplash

    • @who_the_fuck_is_riley5813
      @who_the_fuck_is_riley5813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      As a fellow Jojo fan, the brainrot does not go away.

    • @butteredupballs
      @butteredupballs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same

    • @bluejay982
      @bluejay982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@who_the_fuck_is_riley5813 can confirm, thought i finally escaped only for the brainrot to consume me again

    • @who_the_fuck_is_riley5813
      @who_the_fuck_is_riley5813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bluejay982 You can escape it's grasp for a little bit but it always comes back

  • @Plumpkim
    @Plumpkim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Strange: Was he [talking clock] a tumblr sexyman? I don't remember him
    me: *flashbacks to the clock/notepad ships* god I wish that were me

  • @cinnasauria
    @cinnasauria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    that "let's go through a normal day" quiz transported me right back to the quizilla days somehow and also made me forget where i was or what the quiz was about like 3 questions in

  • @moonshadow1795
    @moonshadow1795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly I dont keep up with tumblr but the French toast one randomly just stuck in my brain so whenever you got to it I was like RANDY!!! YOUR STICKKKKSSSS!!!

  • @willfree4769
    @willfree4769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I unironically enjoy these heretical alternatives to Jungian typology. Also, MCR rox - fangs Raven for hleping me wif da comment.

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I HAD to name the guitar Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way on that one quiz. What other choice is there? XD

    • @cherrywoodstudios385
      @cherrywoodstudios385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      These comments just absolutely killed me. I read My Immortal. It makes me cry with pain to be reminded of the trash heap.

  • @indridmothman6178
    @indridmothman6178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    12:59 NOT THE JONNY SIMS NAME DROP..

  • @TheSoundSpell
    @TheSoundSpell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    8:30 Let’s be realistic: If the nose job didn’t fuck up your sense of smell completely you wouldn’t want to come close to that gamer fort anyway.

    • @Fangirl967
      @Fangirl967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As the author of that quiz, I agree! XD

    • @TheSoundSpell
      @TheSoundSpell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Fangirl967 As a gamer myself I can only admit that prolonged sessions are not for those with a weak stomach.

  • @oliviab-p9405
    @oliviab-p9405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    i can't stop thinking about him...Jonny Sims Jesus

    • @hanpines3808
      @hanpines3808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So much TMA in one video

  • @FlareonSky
    @FlareonSky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "was he tumblr sexy man" ma'am. my gal my pal. did you miss the entire aisha-neko/kadabura gijinka design thing for clock man and notepad lady

    • @who_the_fuck_is_riley5813
      @who_the_fuck_is_riley5813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The what

    • @butteredupballs
      @butteredupballs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was absolute quality designs to

    • @cam4636
      @cam4636 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I only saw the modmad versions

    • @FlareonSky
      @FlareonSky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cam4636 those are the designs! modmad drew them a lot but they're originally by kadabura (who still went by aisha at the time so if you see aisha mentioned in posts of the era, that's her)

  • @acedelait7656
    @acedelait7656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You quizzes are a big trend on Tumblr right now.
    * me, who stays in one corner of the Tumblr world*
    There's what?

  • @Basilisk-tu7ud
    @Basilisk-tu7ud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I have become literally addicted to uquizzes

  • @SanCarpenter
    @SanCarpenter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Congrats, you got me to dig up the ancient 'what color dragon are you ' quiz that I'm pretty sure predates ANY of the quiz websites.

  • @notatallfunctional
    @notatallfunctional 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    1:53
    What you don’t know is that his real name is Strange Aeons.

  • @rusted_ursa
    @rusted_ursa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Strannge just casually roasting morning stretches whilst I am in the middle of my morning stretches. Definitely staying subscribed until you're 35 and _your_ joints are fucked. 🤪

  • @crysta-lynx2825
    @crysta-lynx2825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    'Refreshed and excited for another day" What are you a sociopath?
    Please make merch of this

  • @Ultimus31
    @Ultimus31 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Would highly recommend doing Strange's own quiz as well, it was very nice to be given both a compliment on my choice of sweaters and gender euphoria as my result.

  • @krell.1415
    @krell.1415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Going into this with a strong sense we'll hear "What you don't know is that his real name is Strange Aeons."
    I was right!

  • @uwuLikesEyebrowsuwu
    @uwuLikesEyebrowsuwu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I find your videos oddly comforting. Thank you.

  • @Ireallywouldrathernot
    @Ireallywouldrathernot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You are younger than me and I literally joined Tumblr this year. I feel like Tumblr has found its identity by now so we can finally be friends.

  • @racheleban5434
    @racheleban5434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is it weird I enjoyed the coffee sponsor plug? The way she described it was so nice and soothing, I’m very into it. Also, I want coffee now. Which is bad given it’s 2 am

  • @cassandraburns9073
    @cassandraburns9073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Took the Strange Aeons quiz and got GiiirlGurel. Strange, you really get me, I've never felt more seen.

    • @Yrvin1992
      @Yrvin1992 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm Chef... why?! I don't even like raw onions!

  • @norahmyers8886
    @norahmyers8886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The TMA chicken names I'm screaming

    • @hanpines3808
      @hanpines3808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I heard Jon and Martin and was like "hold up"

  • @knightobreath
    @knightobreath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:29 I just lost the ducking game and now you will too

  • @MkatSims
    @MkatSims 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    but what they don't know is that his real name is strange aeons

  • @clothes1398
    @clothes1398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    seeing the orion experience in one of the quizzes is amazing (the one from around 18:00) their music is SO GOOD please go listen to it

  • @battlemaster4208
    @battlemaster4208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jonny Sims as in the Archivist?

  • @ghosted_anarchist
    @ghosted_anarchist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I got GiiirlGruel in the Which Strange Aeons Cinematic Universe Character Are You? quiz I feel blessed

  • @funnyfantastica9309
    @funnyfantastica9309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    God I love these silly tests with serious topics

  • @swiftyoooo
    @swiftyoooo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    O CANNOT FIND THE POST WITH ALL THE U QUIZES THIS IS GIVING ME IMMENSE PAIN

  • @ThatCrazyBookWyrm
    @ThatCrazyBookWyrm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The fact that the quizzes aren't linked is a travesty, and now I'm on a quest to find them all

    • @sporkzzz
      @sporkzzz ปีที่แล้ว

      If you find them send me the link of them please

  • @noomre9105
    @noomre9105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:51 MY NAME IS BEATRICE AND I WAS SO SCARED THAT THIS WAS ABOUT ME AND THEN I REMEMBERED THAT IM UNEMPLOYED AND HAVE NEVER MADE SOUR DOUGH

  • @Mossymoss69
    @Mossymoss69 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I was taking a Tumblr quiz not too long ago, when my mom came into my room. She told me that I needed to go downstairs. I pulled on my combat boots and down with cis hoodie and went downstairs. The members of MCR were standing in the kitchen 😍 my mom told me that she sold me to MCR. And then……
    AND THEN EVERYONE CLAPPED 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰

  • @froge6345
    @froge6345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There was this "what tarrot card are you" uquiz going around like a year ago and i remember it was very long but also terrifying accurate. Like some of these quizes are not pulling their punches jesus christ

  • @presleyrainsoklahoma
    @presleyrainsoklahoma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    i havent been this early since tia's lord faarquaad hair phase 😭🙏🏼

  • @afish1659
    @afish1659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    14:13 there is a Jon chicken and a Martin chicken and this is probably just a coincidence but my mind jumps to The Magnus Archives

  • @ClownlyChuckles
    @ClownlyChuckles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:27 Now I'm scared cuz I did the second one. Does this person know me? How could this possibly be a coincidence? Is this just way more common than I realized???

  • @MM-rz8hr
    @MM-rz8hr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:33 ... she doesn’t know... she hasn’t seeeeeeenn

  • @julietagimenez8065
    @julietagimenez8065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *GASP* How DARE you not feed the pigeons with Joseph Joestar?

  • @jae5952
    @jae5952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THE ANIMAL JAM ONE CALLED. ME. OUTTTT.

  • @sophiebach2834
    @sophiebach2834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I got Thursday the Boy Porridge as the result i feel so honoured rn 🙏

  • @FreshCarrotsFinally
    @FreshCarrotsFinally ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel like there's Magnus Archives references here. There's got to be. In at least a few of these quizzes I FEEL LIKE THERE'S TMA REFERENCES I'M NOT INSANE