Hi! So. I’m not proud of this video. I don’t like that it’s one of the biggest things on my channel, and I hate that there’s a good chance it might be someone’s first impression of me. I don’t think it’s a good idea to take it down, either, because to me that just feels like hiding it. Besides, even if I did someone would just reupload the damned thing. So instead I’m just going to talk about it here in a pinned comment for… I guess you could call it “historical context”? I’d also like to clarify a few things and apologize for others. Back in 2014 I wanted to make a follow-up to “Welcome to TH-cam”. I did not use Tumblr at the time, but some friends of mine did and they went over some of the issues in the community with me. I wrote a video based on their suggestions, and this is the result. When “Welcome to Tumblr” came out the video blew up thanks to a heated negative response. It got a lot of hate comments. And y’know what? Fair enough! The wording is bad and a lot of the jokes are. Uh. SUPER bad. There are some bits and pieces I still like about the video, but most of the gags make me wince and say “Wow, I cannot BELIEVE that chose to phrase that joke that way.” The worst thing people can take away from this video is the idea that I hate trans people or that I’m promoting transphobia. That’s absolutely NOT true. Trans rights, all the way. If you’re a trans person you’re valid as fuck and I hope you can get to a place where you’re free to be yourself, if you’re not there already. Because of this video I’ve gotten a lot of questions from fans about my stance on trans people. Close friends of mine have even told me that they were afraid to come out to me because they were under the impression I’d hate them for it. I feel absolutely awful to have I put them in that position, and I’m deeply sorry I did that to them. This is, of course, a result of the “Vagin-abled” joke. Believe it or not, that joke wasn’t originally meant to be a dig at the trans community. I know! That sounds like bullshit! It was actually intended to make fun of all the new jargon Tumblr was experimenting with at the time that ended up muddling explanations about gender identity instead of clarifying them. That being said, it is a SHIT joke phrased in literally the worst way possible! I’d be shocked if someone DIDN’T read it as transphobic! IT’S SO BAD. If Past Jello pitched me that joke today I would throw that joke in the garbage can and chuck him out the window. In 2014, Tumblr was still trying to find its footing in regards to LGBT+ representation. Lots of blogs were experimenting with different terminology, much of which has been accepted into the mainstream today, like “Demisexuality”. It was also the first time I can remember people doing “Pronouns in Bio” as a way to represent yourself. Trans visibility was only just starting to blossom on the mainstream internet, and Tumblr had gained a reputation (for better or worse) as a place where people were free to figure out who they were, what they were, and what they wanted to call it. This is, objectively, a good thing. Of course, crafting new terminology for anything humans do-ESPECIALLY for something as complex as sexuality or gender identity-is no easy task. For every term that sticks you’re going to have a dozen that don’t. This is why we have umpteen lesbian flags, each with their own individual DISCOURSE HISTORIES. For many people 2014 Tumblr was the first stage they ever had to safely express themselves. “I’m bisexual.” “I’m poly.” “I’m transgender (male to female).” This was an enormous step for thousands and thousands of people. At the same time, others saw this, inexplicably, as a passing fad. Something that blogs were doing for “fun”, like they were putting a Hogwarts house in their bio to show what team they were a part of. People didn’t understand that this wasn’t a gimmick, it was a genuine expression of self. People saw popular blogs expressing their identity and they said “Oh! We’re making up new labels for ourselves! That’s fun!” That meant that for every sincere “Pansexual, 23, Female” blog you also had someone going on about being an AQUASEXUAL. Where they are ONLY ATTRACTED TO MERMAIDS!!! To people who saw the labels as a “gimmick”, getting pissed off at naysayers was part of the game. After all, if you DM a bisexual person and say “Psh! You’re not bisexual! You’re a man dating a woman! You’re straight!”, they will (rightfully) get mad! That meant people would defend their AQUASEXUALITY with the same righteous fervor that a trans person being misgendered would. Imagine how much damage this did. Imagine a person with no real knowledge of the LGBT+ community logging on and saying “Polysexuality? Now what’s this all about?” They read the bio and think “Huh. I don’t get it yet, but okay. This seems legit.” Then a few hours later they see a bright polka-dotted blog run by a BOZOSEXUAL. EXCLUSIVELY ATTRACTED TO CLOWNS. DO NOT QUESTION. CLOWN DMS ONLY, and the blog is filled with a literal circus of clownsex discourse about their honking red rubber penises. The person’s natural response would be “Oh! Oh so all this ‘sexuality in bio’ stuff is a big fucking joke and any LGBT+ rep I see is nonsense. Got it.” On top of that, you had nonstop discourse within sub-communities about which terms meant what and which ones were “official” and which ones were “problematic” and why. It was a clusterfuck. If you’ve ever seen someone debate about the nuanced differences between “bisexuality”, “pansexuality”, and “polysexuality”, it was kind of like that! Except for everything! And being debated exclusively by 15-year olds! I absolutely hated that shit! I hated the “fake clowngender for a popularity stunt” stuff. I hated the endless gatekeeping. I thought that those blogs were muddling the topic and LGBT+ representation looked ridiculous to an outside viewer at a time where it was crucial for people to be learning about that sort of thing! And THAT’S what I wanted to make fun of. You can see shades of this in the “Vagin-abled” joke and the laughably awful “use shoe polish to change your race” joke. Did I phrase those jokes poorly? ABSOLUTELY. They SUCK! Does my explanation make it make it better? NOT AT ALL! It absolves me of NOTHING! The only reason I’m even bringing this up is for the sake of completeness. It’s an explanation, not an excuse. Frankly, I super fucked up. I did an awful job six years ago, and this is my formal apology. I like to think that my work has been getting progressively better since then and I hope that it keeps getting better from here on out. I’m sorry if this video ever made you feel like shit. You didn’t deserve that and I was a dumb bastard. Also! To anyone that ever looked at this video and said “Ha ha! Yeah! Take that, you tumblypoos! You’re so dumb with your fake sexuality and genders! There’s only TWO genders! You, Jello, win one internet! Har har har!” Fuck you. I’m disgusted that you ever thought I was one of you and I hope you fall off a bridge. Trans rights. LGBT+ rights. Thanks to the two people who actually read this giant essay. (P.S. As an aside: I’m sure some cynic will see this comment and say “I bet the REAL reason you’re not taking it down is so you still get the money from it!” Well, jokes on you! Because I was an IDIOT and used SpongeBob music in these, I haven’t gotten a penny from any Welcome To video since they were all content-claimed about four and a half years ago! I’ve been robbed of thousands of dollars! These videos give me NOTHING!!!)
Honestly loved the Welcome to series and really loved having these types of jokes (not the sexist and genderist shit just the sarcastic humor) being apart of my childhood because it helped me find something I was finally good at!
ah so this is why this is back in my recommended. i didnt see those jokes as direct jabs at the lgbt community 6 years ago but i do see how they come off that way now. originally i did think they were jokes about the people who as you used as an example in your comment were putting things like 'aquasexual' or whatever
I think it was Hbomberguy who said "writing is making a choice and accepting the possibility that you might make the wrong one". At least you're doing something to own up to your mistakes. That's a lot more than a bunch of other creators do, and I respect that.
They hate on Reddit and stuff, and someone had copied this thing from the Soccer subreddit. I called them out, but I'm not sure whether they saw it. Whenever I see something on the front page of Reddit, and then I go on Tumblr, sure enough, I see the exact same thing/s.
People don't realize that when someone actually has the problem there not going to constantly state that they have it or try to use it to excuse their actions
deviantart... also called fetishart•com ... many fail to mark their art as mature content... Good times when I was still able to scroll the frontpage in public...
This video is so accurate. *Don't let Tumblr make you think:* • School isn't important • It's okay to be rude to your parents • It's normal to hate everyone • Self harm and suicide are romantic and great • Being rude is cute • Being a female who hits or yells at their boyfriend is woman empowerment • Depression and other mental illnesses are beautiful • Grades aren't important • Education isn't important • Smoking is cool • Drugs are cool
I'm fine with most of Tumblr, but the people who use their skin color/gender/orientation/mental illnesses as an excuse to hate others is pretty disgusting.
While the context is cringe, the quote by itself is extremely accurate. Just replace "humanity" with "tumblr" and you got modern tumblr. Just an endless sea of shitheads wondering why they're still at hellsite. Unable to accept they actually like living in hell.
I once saw a tumblr post saying that tumblr is a place where the bullied can become the bullies and then there was an argument back and forth and then someone pointed out that the person disagreeing with this is literally bullying rn
Disagreement isn't bullying in and of itself but I know tumblr well enough to say that the thing disagreeing was probably just attacking the person who brought it up in the first place because they couldn't think of any actual points.
Get it? GET IT!? It’s cause jello apocalypse is actually just another npc and basically did exactly what he made fun of in this video. He let his partisan-ship show in one of the most ugly ways imaginable. Vote.
@@faelan5360 it's like fan fics sites, a lawless land filled with bad content, and specs of good here and there. Now it is a bit better, because most user (good and bad) moved to twitter
it's not Ironic, it's just true, it would be Ironic if it was an unexpected outcome, I think everyone saw this coming with all the gender politics and such, or if the audience knew something the character didn't which doesn't apply here, there is a third type of irony that I can't remember, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't mean what you're using it as, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong and you happened to look at your five month old comment
@@MrGamelover23 not really, like I said, I feel like most people saw it coming, anything trying to be accepting of everything will collapse in on itself, I believe there was a period were the feminists were angry with the gays because they felt that that particular sexual orientation was a personal attack on the female gender, I don't know much about it feel free to do that research yourself, but it helps paint a picture, you have a group of people yelling how there equal to men, while also slandering men as pigs, you have have a group saying there is no gender while one group is pushing a certain gender that doesn't exist from the other groups point of view, you have all these different view points in one umbrella group there will inevitably be in fighting, especially when one group (the feminazis) are particularly violent, so no, this is not ironic, if you take a look at the extremes of these groups, and you put them in one room(tumblr) and wait, especially when the feminazi extreme is a powder keg, anyone with some common sense will be able to tell it's a recipe for disaster.
The first time I watched this, I thought most of the things, like the wolf person, or hive mind thingy were just jokes. Than I learned that it's a real thing that people claim. What has the world come to.
Harrison Holt teens who spend all their free time on the internet, with little to no supervision, who maybe have mild mental illnesses and find these communities that tell them "hey it's cool to be mentally ill, the more labels you slap on yourself the more oppressed and special you are, try some on for size!" and then some of them think "whoa man i've always really liked wolves i feel really connected to wolves" find this otherkin nonsense and convince themselves they're "wolfkin". I don't think they REALLY believe it deep down but they have to keep up the charade for all their dumb fucked up internet friends. The solution: their parents should take away their macbook and make them get a weekend job at mcdonalds to instill some work ethic. their minds need to detox from the horrible influence that is tumblr.
Remember when we used to make fun of tumblr for all the weird stuff on that platform. Now all the crazies have migrated to Twitter on mass and invaded the biggest platform on the planet. Oh boy.
Honestly Tumblr is not bad if you know who to follow and who to avoid. Fandom blogs are generally fine, along with artists who run their own blog. Gaming blogs aren't bad if you find the right people. No matter where you go, haters and snobs will stick out the most. If you find someone being that way, just avoid them.
Ian Knight The issue I had is that my friends would have been offended if I didn't follow them, so I was kind of stuck on /that/ side of Tumblr. But then I stopped going on there so it didn't really matter anymore.
Ian Knight I agree with this. I hate how every time I point out that tumblr isn't perfect or that some part of the community does something wrong they get all butt hurt. I understand that the whole community isn't the same! no community is that way.
I followed almost exclusively fandom blogs, but inevitably even those people started sharing unrelated "social justice warrior" posts in between their fandom posts. I couldn't get away from it, and it really started affecting my mood. I finally had to delete my blog, because no amount of happy fandom things could wash out the bad taste of everything else.
I just can't. My friend has a troll account on Tumblr and he always sends me links to feminist and privilege blogs and honestly they're so fucking nonsensical i can't read the whole blog most of the time. Don't even get me started on 'otherkin' and 'headmates'
Slug Certainly some cancers are synonymous with infections, like leukemias, which cause immuno-supression and neutropenia, resulting in secondary infection. Cancers are growths of the tissues from which they arise, they can be slow growing and well-differentiated or malignant, rapidly multiplying, and poorly differentiated. Feminazi are better described as the latter. Tumblr feminazis are best described as an abhorrent, abnormal,abomination of MANkind.
I find it hilarious how after tumbler died and everyone migrated to twitter you can just change the title to "welcome to twitter" and it would still be accurate lmao
+TakingThisWay I hate the word trigger being used in that way because the word trigger is in reference to a gun and a gun is a symbol of violence and violence is never the answer! /slits wrists
Drake Rastorfer There's a character named Titania in Midsummer Night's Dream, yes, but look up Titania from Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance. The color scheme and art design are very similar.
There's a character in an anime called Fairy Tail Her nickname is Titania Then there's Attack on Titan another anime. I just thought it was referencing Fairy Tail because they are both animes
Elijah Rozens he mentions homestuck a lot in some of his videos, like the kickstarter one and this one. is jello a homestuck or does he just really dislike it? it's hard to tell
+Neko Gumi I used to be pretty active on tumblr too....then those fuckers banned me. Apparently, calling otherkins "retarded" is a reason enough to ban someone.
This isn't easy for me to say but I have to be true to the person I KNOW I am inside. No matter what the world sees on the outside. I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields, dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm mentally ill, but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on, I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me, you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
HOLY SHIT, YOU NAILED IT. You literally can't go ten seconds without seeing someone get offended over something that actually isn't offensive to begin with, and they have absolutely no idea what 'triggers' are and refer to 'triggers' as stuff that makes them uncomfortable instead of them being what people with PTSD have that give them flashbacks to a certain traumatising memory. TUMBLR EVERYONE.
Also welcome to tumblr - Where everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, can be turned into porn. Is that an anime character? HENTAI! Is that a anthro whatever? PORN! Is that a robot? PORN. Is that a skeleton? PORN. AND IT HAS A WEIRD LIGHTSABER DICK FOR WHATEVER REASON. Is that Fluttershy from My Little Pon- PORN!
+Silent Lex Agreed. Triggers or something that makes you uncomfortable are two very different things. And folks on tumblr have too many labels and categories and RULES for my taste.
+otakuploader I admit - they are trying to do some things and some others have succeeded. But they're so US-centric in that they don't seem bothered to find out what is actually going on in the world. They like to scream "racism" at things that aren't actually racist, then turn around and actually be racist???
+Silent Lex Take my upvote. My husband is a combat vet and has PTSD. His biggest trigger is fireworks. I have spent the 4th of July holding a grown man while he sobbed like a baby because he was having flashbacks to getting mortared. And these dumbfucks use the word "trigger" when someone hurts their pweshus peewins.
Seeing all the upset on Tumblr is just a combination of them either having paper skin or the sheep mentality of hating on it for various "ists" they can think off to gain brownie points off their peers. And attacking Jello as he's white is just utter hypocrisy.
The first thing "normal" people learn when they enter the real world is this: *Pulls out a megaphone, stands on the highest building, shouting* "THE WORLD DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU!!!!" They want to believe they are special snowflakes, but I'm going to guess that a lot of these people are really young or live with their parents, or haven't really come to the realization that the world is a cold, uncaring, place that really doesn't care about how uniquely special they are for their "afflictions." The rest of us who inhabit the internet are the closest they get to actual real criticism for their behavior. I don't care if a man has gender identity issues, but I care if he's an asshole about it and thinks it deserves some kind of award for it. The world does not care. His friends and family might care. The outside world? Not a shit was given. The world only cares about you if you do something amazing or atrocious enough to make the news. The world does NOT give a fuck about your OCD, now matter how much you scream and bitch and moan and piss and cry.
***** I left my Tumblrguide "How to express your hateful frustrations over petty things" at home so I forgot the proper smiley etiquette in that circumstance but you are right! D:< VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
Things that can get you murdered on tumblr: Being straight Shipping a straight couple Saying a character who is canonically straight is straight (see: John Egbert) Being a guy Being white Accidentally calling a nonbinary person he or she Being pro life Being a republican Saying trump might have made one or two valid points What am I forgetting?
People like this jackass only have "trolls remorse" because TH-camrs being politically correct is more profitable then being edgy, or calling out the stupidity in the world. Him and many other cowards don't wanna piss off their sponsors and TH-cam partners.
@@NomadMonkey396 I would love it if he was only apologizing for profit but I think the much sadder truth is he genuinely thinks in his heart of hearts that this video was disgusting and he's just full-blown vindictive leftist now
You would think if he was serious about any of the pathetic drivel he wrote in his pinned comment, he'd delete the video. He won't because it's one of his most popular videos.
Basically, he made a video talking about voting. He went from "research your candidates because they could be horrible" pretty true, right? And then suddenly it became "look at the sad blue Man -who totally isn't a democrat- watch the -totally not republican- red men beat up a brown man, and bring up a trump follower's anti-Semitic shooting, even though the dude was just an anti Semitic nutcase who hated Trump for not hating/being related to Jews and so on. Generally just really biased stuff encouraging just voting for democrat candidates. When practically everyone called him out on a bias, he pinned a comment saying essentially "jokes on you, I get money from your dislikes and comments :)" Tl;dr, Jello made a politically biased video then acted like a kid when people made fun of it
I've been on tumblr for years, and I have a big love/hate relationship with the thing. Too many people talk about injustice and being politically correct, when they're so grossly uninformed and practice bullying themselves as a result, that they only come across as evil fucking hypocrites. Prime example, many of the comments to this video... your point was well made.
Example, someone had made some random post that made no sense at all (making fun of their gender with the Delightful Children wat?) and I might a light joke that is all to common on youtube, which they responded to by telling me to jump into a volcano, Gee for a site that hates people who ever say "kil urself lel" on places like Reddit/Facebook they really like that phrase too P.S. S/he/it also said in laymen's terms that anyone who was "not respecting my gender" (even though the Children had nothing to do with gender in this video) shouldn't live. GEE DA INTURNUT SUR IZ FAAAAAAAHN
***** Exactly. The only thing worse than an uninformed crusader for social injustice is a hypocritical one that tells people to die for disagreeing with them. I've lost count the number of people I've seen bullied off of Tumblr and into heavy depression simply for saying some dumb comment that others took way out of context, and far, far too seriously. The truth is, it's possible to be bullied and discriminated against no matter who you are and who's doing the bullying. This idea that the minority (or those that perceive themselves to be a minority) are somehow exempt from prejudice is disgusting imo.
Painfully accurate. Come, people of all countries, ages, gender, and sexuality! We can all -not- bond over who to ship and why we are even here! Oh, but don't listen to the haters over there. They're just _jealous_ that their fandom isn't as -cringey- original as ours! Wanna see how Canadia commits suicide (no canonical feelings leading up to this, but who cares anyway?) and how Prussia dies (literally!) because of his overly inconsiderate brother? Then this is the place for you! Oh, the anime that spawned this? Yeah, it's way too happy, educational, and original. This is the _fandom_. We're *_certified sin_*. Oh, is that a straight shipping of Wy and Sealand? *KILL IT WITH FIRE*. Oh, Germany's not the Holy Roman Empire? *WELL DIE IN A HOLE, THEN*. Wait, did you just say Polandball is much better than Hetalia? *WELL F*** YOU* Oh, did you just _bash my OTP_?! *MAY YOU BURN IN HELL WITH MY SOUL* I've been watching way too much of Jello.
I see tons of comments of people being like "I've never seen any of this on tumblr" But my question is, HOW? Back when I was a regular user, I never followed any social justice blogs- in fact, I deliberately went out of my way to avoid most of them- and yet my feed still consisted of at least 60% social justice or just people being entitled for absolutely no good reason.
ThePsychoBear yeah, the trans community rotates around genders, not sexes. Sex is your biological, gender is your mental. But either way, Gender Identity Disorder exists in both children and adults. Not that this matters, they should be allowed to do as pleased.
ThePsychoBear Hi, Intersex people exist. Also, It's easier to say that when you dont have children or Trans*gender children of your own. I'm willing to bet, you'd flatten ANYONE who would bully your CHILDREN, your brother or sister or nephew or niece or cousin for being Trans*gender. 'X' and 'Y' chromosomes mean shit all when over 200 Trans*gender people are murdered EVERY year, and that Americans who smoke cigarettes have more rights to be employed than Trans*gender people.
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Hi!
So. I’m not proud of this video.
I don’t like that it’s one of the biggest things on my channel, and I hate that there’s a good chance it might be someone’s first impression of me. I don’t think it’s a good idea to take it down, either, because to me that just feels like hiding it. Besides, even if I did someone would just reupload the damned thing. So instead I’m just going to talk about it here in a pinned comment for… I guess you could call it “historical context”? I’d also like to clarify a few things and apologize for others.
Back in 2014 I wanted to make a follow-up to “Welcome to TH-cam”. I did not use Tumblr at the time, but some friends of mine did and they went over some of the issues in the community with me. I wrote a video based on their suggestions, and this is the result.
When “Welcome to Tumblr” came out the video blew up thanks to a heated negative response. It got a lot of hate comments. And y’know what? Fair enough! The wording is bad and a lot of the jokes are. Uh. SUPER bad. There are some bits and pieces I still like about the video, but most of the gags make me wince and say “Wow, I cannot BELIEVE that chose to phrase that joke that way.”
The worst thing people can take away from this video is the idea that I hate trans people or that I’m promoting transphobia. That’s absolutely NOT true. Trans rights, all the way. If you’re a trans person you’re valid as fuck and I hope you can get to a place where you’re free to be yourself, if you’re not there already. Because of this video I’ve gotten a lot of questions from fans about my stance on trans people. Close friends of mine have even told me that they were afraid to come out to me because they were under the impression I’d hate them for it. I feel absolutely awful to have I put them in that position, and I’m deeply sorry I did that to them.
This is, of course, a result of the “Vagin-abled” joke.
Believe it or not, that joke wasn’t originally meant to be a dig at the trans community. I know! That sounds like bullshit! It was actually intended to make fun of all the new jargon Tumblr was experimenting with at the time that ended up muddling explanations about gender identity instead of clarifying them.
That being said, it is a SHIT joke phrased in literally the worst way possible! I’d be shocked if someone DIDN’T read it as transphobic! IT’S SO BAD. If Past Jello pitched me that joke today I would throw that joke in the garbage can and chuck him out the window.
In 2014, Tumblr was still trying to find its footing in regards to LGBT+ representation. Lots of blogs were experimenting with different terminology, much of which has been accepted into the mainstream today, like “Demisexuality”. It was also the first time I can remember people doing “Pronouns in Bio” as a way to represent yourself. Trans visibility was only just starting to blossom on the mainstream internet, and Tumblr had gained a reputation (for better or worse) as a place where people were free to figure out who they were, what they were, and what they wanted to call it.
This is, objectively, a good thing.
Of course, crafting new terminology for anything humans do-ESPECIALLY for something as complex as sexuality or gender identity-is no easy task. For every term that sticks you’re going to have a dozen that don’t. This is why we have umpteen lesbian flags, each with their own individual DISCOURSE HISTORIES.
For many people 2014 Tumblr was the first stage they ever had to safely express themselves. “I’m bisexual.” “I’m poly.” “I’m transgender (male to female).” This was an enormous step for thousands and thousands of people.
At the same time, others saw this, inexplicably, as a passing fad. Something that blogs were doing for “fun”, like they were putting a Hogwarts house in their bio to show what team they were a part of. People didn’t understand that this wasn’t a gimmick, it was a genuine expression of self. People saw popular blogs expressing their identity and they said “Oh! We’re making up new labels for ourselves! That’s fun!” That meant that for every sincere “Pansexual, 23, Female” blog you also had someone going on about being an AQUASEXUAL. Where they are ONLY ATTRACTED TO MERMAIDS!!!
To people who saw the labels as a “gimmick”, getting pissed off at naysayers was part of the game. After all, if you DM a bisexual person and say “Psh! You’re not bisexual! You’re a man dating a woman! You’re straight!”, they will (rightfully) get mad! That meant people would defend their AQUASEXUALITY with the same righteous fervor that a trans person being misgendered would.
Imagine how much damage this did. Imagine a person with no real knowledge of the LGBT+ community logging on and saying “Polysexuality? Now what’s this all about?” They read the bio and think “Huh. I don’t get it yet, but okay. This seems legit.” Then a few hours later they see a bright polka-dotted blog run by a BOZOSEXUAL. EXCLUSIVELY ATTRACTED TO CLOWNS. DO NOT QUESTION. CLOWN DMS ONLY, and the blog is filled with a literal circus of clownsex discourse about their honking red rubber penises.
The person’s natural response would be “Oh! Oh so all this ‘sexuality in bio’ stuff is a big fucking joke and any LGBT+ rep I see is nonsense. Got it.”
On top of that, you had nonstop discourse within sub-communities about which terms meant what and which ones were “official” and which ones were “problematic” and why. It was a clusterfuck. If you’ve ever seen someone debate about the nuanced differences between “bisexuality”, “pansexuality”, and “polysexuality”, it was kind of like that! Except for everything! And being debated exclusively by 15-year olds!
I absolutely hated that shit! I hated the “fake clowngender for a popularity stunt” stuff. I hated the endless gatekeeping. I thought that those blogs were muddling the topic and LGBT+ representation looked ridiculous to an outside viewer at a time where it was crucial for people to be learning about that sort of thing! And THAT’S what I wanted to make fun of. You can see shades of this in the “Vagin-abled” joke and the laughably awful “use shoe polish to change your race” joke.
Did I phrase those jokes poorly? ABSOLUTELY. They SUCK!
Does my explanation make it make it better? NOT AT ALL! It absolves me of NOTHING! The only reason I’m even bringing this up is for the sake of completeness. It’s an explanation, not an excuse.
Frankly, I super fucked up. I did an awful job six years ago, and this is my formal apology. I like to think that my work has been getting progressively better since then and I hope that it keeps getting better from here on out. I’m sorry if this video ever made you feel like shit. You didn’t deserve that and I was a dumb bastard.
Also! To anyone that ever looked at this video and said “Ha ha! Yeah! Take that, you tumblypoos! You’re so dumb with your fake sexuality and genders! There’s only TWO genders! You, Jello, win one internet! Har har har!”
Fuck you.
I’m disgusted that you ever thought I was one of you and I hope you fall off a bridge.
Trans rights.
LGBT+ rights.
Thanks to the two people who actually read this giant essay.
(P.S.
As an aside: I’m sure some cynic will see this comment and say “I bet the REAL reason you’re not taking it down is so you still get the money from it!” Well, jokes on you! Because I was an IDIOT and used SpongeBob music in these, I haven’t gotten a penny from any Welcome To video since they were all content-claimed about four and a half years ago! I’ve been robbed of thousands of dollars! These videos give me NOTHING!!!)
12 minutes ago. Wow
Honestly loved the Welcome to series and really loved having these types of jokes (not the sexist and genderist shit just the sarcastic humor) being apart of my childhood because it helped me find something I was finally good at!
You're a cool dude, guy,
ah so this is why this is back in my recommended. i didnt see those jokes as direct jabs at the lgbt community 6 years ago but i do see how they come off that way now. originally i did think they were jokes about the people who as you used as an example in your comment were putting things like 'aquasexual' or whatever
I think it was Hbomberguy who said "writing is making a choice and accepting the possibility that you might make the wrong one". At least you're doing something to own up to your mistakes. That's a lot more than a bunch of other creators do, and I respect that.
"all content is equally valid"
rest in peace, tumblr porn
You forgot pictures of *Sand* as well
MemesR wou sand?! For real?!!
Jacob C Ya, the pictures of sand dunes, if you don’t know what I’m talking about look it up
MemesR wou with a statement of “tumblr bans sand” I think I have to! Lol
Jacob C Oh definitely, by the way I meant it like the bots they had looking over pictures thought that sand was porn
As a former Tumblr user, all of this is accurate. Especially the parts about hating all other websites and the inequality double standard.
I just mainly use it for porn, so I don't see any of the things said in the video.
Rhiannon Giguere my friends use tumblr and they only use it for fandom crap because it's the only good thing there for the most part.
Rhiannon Giguere I'm glad I stopped using tumblr
I just deleted my blog after 7 years so I've finally seen the light
They hate on Reddit and stuff, and someone had copied this thing from the Soccer subreddit. I called them out, but I'm not sure whether they saw it. Whenever I see something on the front page of Reddit, and then I go on Tumblr, sure enough, I see the exact same thing/s.
The amount of hate this got on tumblr was hilarious.
Literally just search "welcometotumblr" or the "welcometotumblrvideo" hashtag on tumblr.
InternetAristocrat made a video on tumblr's reaction. He makes videos explaining stuff like that online, and I love the way he does it.
*****
There's a link to it above
Oh. Weird. Just use the link, then :p
***** I couldn't see the link either until just now.
*_the only social account you don’t wanna share with anyone_*
The only social account that's far from social itself
Because it's only used for porn
@@piratekingthaszar7912 *was
It was sold for 1% of its worth. I guess it tumbled in value.
Well played, my friend. Well played.
A man who uses the language of the gods
[puts on shades] YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
"But that's not how selling things is supposed to work!", cried the world.
"That's the point!", cried Tumblr.
*finger guns* Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *Gasp for air* yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *cough* *COUGH*yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *Bug enters throat* *chokes* uhuhuhuhuhuhhhhuhuhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu *face turns blue* *cough* *COUGH COUGH COUGH* uhuhuhuhhuhuhuhuhu *dies of asphyxiation*
When you actually have ADHD but since everyone on the internet lies about it no one believes you
People don't realize that when someone actually has the problem there not going to constantly state that they have it or try to use it to excuse their actions
Preach into the choir.
Dat Fugu Agreed.
True. Luckily ADHD wasn't spammed as hard as OCD claims.
what I do is tell no one on the internet what disorder I have I I wint tell anyone
Twitter is literally 2014 tumblr now
Evolution
Backwards evolution
The real tragedy is that people actually get taken seriously on Twitter lol
@@greyweather7768
Noitulove
A person make smallest mistake ever in the past
People on twitter : *"CANCEL!!!"*
"International yaoi festival"
You.... aren't wrong.
PixelVoid yupp
Yep
Ten-year-old me is quaking rn
Haha!
@@bumblingbobolyne4986 ten year old me doesn't.....know what that is.
And I still don't.
how to be popular on tumblr:
1: porn
2: posts about depression
haha thats right
+Catrina Lambert So porn, then?
+yamasakura That's cause Hussie said they have tentadicks.
you mean GAY porn. And if you can make a man so inexpicably affeminated you cant tell he is male, people will love it even more.
Don't forget supernatural and Sherlock Holmes and doctor who
I like your shoelaces.
"Thanks I stole them from the President"
(For security purposes I really didn't)
A classic, quaint little ruse.
I assure you good sir, it is not an act of an ruse. I really want domics to reply back. It would make my day:)
***** Purposeful misspellings are my triggers! CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGES!
omg Domics!! :DD
2014: Welcome to Tumblr
2019: *Tumblr is dead and everyone went to Pixiv and Deviantart*
deviantart... also called fetishart•com ... many fail to mark their art as mature content...
Good times when I was still able to scroll the frontpage in public...
@@missgolgistain5801 I see normal art.
@@Unknown-ho9wt How strange 🤔
It's true hahah
The tumblr user moving into all daily social media
This video is so accurate.
*Don't let Tumblr make you think:*
• School isn't important
• It's okay to be rude to your parents
• It's normal to hate everyone
• Self harm and suicide are romantic and great
• Being rude is cute
• Being a female who hits or yells at their boyfriend is woman empowerment
• Depression and other mental illnesses are beautiful
• Grades aren't important
• Education isn't important
• Smoking is cool
• Drugs are cool
Wasn't that a tumblr post already?
Nope, haha.
i.imgur.com/A71Gavu.jpg
Chainsaw But that _is_ a screenshot of a tumblr post. :D Ah well, the text is accurate though.
Oh, I didn't know that since I've never used Tumblr. xD It's still funny.
reblog
I'm fine with most of Tumblr, but the people who use their skin color/gender/orientation/mental illnesses as an excuse to hate others is pretty disgusting.
*are
So... youre NOT fine with most of Tumblr
Dank Potatoes Haha, nice. Honestly, the majority of people I meet on there are decent people.
+Dank Potatoes let's be honest here, you probably never were on Tumblr and the only thing you heard about it is that it's only full of feminazis
+Who did you expect? Sportaflop? welp I wanna see where this goes
“That’s not normal!” Cries humanity.
“That’s the point!!” Cries tumblr
While the context is cringe, the quote by itself is extremely accurate.
Just replace "humanity" with "tumblr" and you got modern tumblr.
Just an endless sea of shitheads wondering why they're still at hellsite. Unable to accept they actually like living in hell.
666th like
Relatable
I once saw a tumblr post saying that tumblr is a place where the bullied can become the bullies and then there was an argument back and forth and then someone pointed out that the person disagreeing with this is literally bullying rn
Disagreement isn't bullying in and of itself but I know tumblr well enough to say that the thing disagreeing was probably just attacking the person who brought it up in the first place because they couldn't think of any actual points.
I agree, that makes more sense in your words
...and now Tumblr bans NSFW content.
Welcome back to NewGrounds.
"I'm sorry I left you, I have seen the error of my ways. Please, please accept me back"
WHAT ?!!! NOOO T-T WHY
And *Sand*
That was the only reason I was on tumblr tbh
Though there is still some great stuff on Reddit, you don’t even have to download it, you can just look it up on google
Tumblr's community is accepting of everyone's beliefs, until they realize other people have different beliefs.
hey i'm beliving something else you ignorant rich white privileged man
am i doeing this right? i'm new on tumbler
+Frank West You forgot to say how much triggered you are
+CPmuddle27
DON'T TELL THEM HOW TO TUMBLR, THAT'S RACIST
I am sorry, bby, you're always welcome at tumblr
CPmuddle27 "How much triggered you are" how do you even grammar.
+acoolguyliveson You're from Tumbler aren't you?
“You either die a hero, or live long enough to be the villain”
True
LOL
a villain you say >:)
Get it? GET IT!? It’s cause jello apocalypse is actually just another npc and basically did exactly what he made fun of in this video. He let his partisan-ship show in one of the most ugly ways imaginable. Vote.
nice hollow knight pfp
I saw someone on Tumblr unironically defend mayonnaise as a gender
😂😂😂
Man /b/ should get a alliance with /pol/ once again and raid tumblr we won in 2014 we can win again
@Colin Rude you dont have to imagine
INSOLENT FOOLS!
Everyone knows it's an instrument.
@Colin Rude imagine believing sex is all that matters in life
“Tumblr: A place”
Truer words were never spoken.
TheOfficialRossatron Reblog. (Sorry. Couldn't help myself)
aaaactually, it's a website
ye i know
i'm real clever
Rrrrrrreeeeebbbbbllllooogggg
Sorry, I really just couldn’t help myself either, lol 😂😂😂
We live in a place
that wolf character sounds suspiciously like lumpy space princess...
they're both meant to sound like stuck up drama queens
I came to say this.
The wolf was from “moon moon” - a long forgotten tumblr meme
Hey Jello! Did you know people still think we're you? Ahahaha
But aren't we all?
Hehe Jaltoid you're awesome.
Shmandalf you're awesome.
Hi Jaltoid
Alan Dennis Hello Sandwich
Tumblr user here, this is all completely accurate and it's only gotten worse.
I was there too, left that wasteland months ago.
Awh I thought it was nice
Kinda
It's improved. Most of the crazies have moved to Twitter.
@@faelan5360 it's like fan fics sites, a lawless land filled with bad content, and specs of good here and there.
Now it is a bit better, because most user (good and bad) moved to twitter
...And it infected twitter.
Tumblr "the only place where everyone can get offended by everything"
I am offended that college campus's were not included in that slogan :P
At the same time
REBLOG
So true it hurts...
Truer words could not be spoken.
The absolute irony of this video now is hilarious.
Ikr
this betrayal hurts more than MW2's gen. shepard
He practically predicted his future with this.
YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO DESTROY THE SITH NOT JOIN THEM!!
6:36
"Every social media site is bad!"
Tumblr gets rid of porn
"Every site is better than Tumblr!"
Twitter is 2013 tumblr right now.
Just one more year 'til TwitCon...
Don't be silly, we have all thought the porn was the only good thing Tumblr had going for it for years.
@@smittywerbenjaegermanjense7376 u mean bad wtf
@@ArtGuyBushy No, I mean porn is literally the one thing that didn't suck about Tumblr.
@@smittywerbenjaegermanjense7376 no that's the bad thing dude what the f
I watched this in 2015, but now, in 2023, I kinda find this video funnier. 90% of this stuff is on all of the social media apps, especially tiktok.
i love how tumblr is completely unaccepting of anything now
so this is really ironic
it's not Ironic, it's just true, it would be Ironic if it was an unexpected outcome, I think everyone saw this coming with all the gender politics and such, or if the audience knew something the character didn't which doesn't apply here, there is a third type of irony that I can't remember, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't mean what you're using it as, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong and you happened to look at your five month old comment
@@Resters52_official His point was it was an unexpected outcome.
Wait I don't get it, can someone tell me on this? Tumblr changed?
@@MrGamelover23 not really, like I said, I feel like most people saw it coming, anything trying to be accepting of everything will collapse in on itself, I believe there was a period were the feminists were angry with the gays because they felt that that particular sexual orientation was a personal attack on the female gender, I don't know much about it feel free to do that research yourself, but it helps paint a picture, you have a group of people yelling how there equal to men, while also slandering men as pigs, you have have a group saying there is no gender while one group is pushing a certain gender that doesn't exist from the other groups point of view, you have all these different view points in one umbrella group there will inevitably be in fighting, especially when one group (the feminazis) are particularly violent, so no, this is not ironic, if you take a look at the extremes of these groups, and you put them in one room(tumblr) and wait, especially when the feminazi extreme is a powder keg, anyone with some common sense will be able to tell it's a recipe for disaster.
@@necromelodia2432 porn ban, that was the final straw, everything went to shit from there
4 years later, and the entire internet is now just as bad as Tumblr in 2014...
*_and Tumblr is even worse._*
Imagine describing today's 4chan to someone 4 years ago LOL
I go onto tumblr for the sfm porn..
Prick.
As if Tumblr started the internet
Now with the all new *shitposts*
4 months later and yellow is one of them himselve
The first time I watched this, I thought most of the things, like the wolf person, or hive mind thingy were just jokes. Than I learned that it's a real thing that people claim. What has the world come to.
Harrison Holt I am a dolphin. Stop oppressing me shitlord!
Jimbo Green You made my day, thank you!
Harrison Holt I love feeling cold. I love eating frozen dinners
Sometimes when I eat I feel like i'm storing food in me
I am Fridge-kin
Harrison Holt teens who spend all their free time on the internet, with little to no supervision, who maybe have mild mental illnesses and find these communities that tell them "hey it's cool to be mentally ill, the more labels you slap on yourself the more oppressed and special you are, try some on for size!" and then some of them think "whoa man i've always really liked wolves i feel really connected to wolves" find this otherkin nonsense and convince themselves they're "wolfkin". I don't think they REALLY believe it deep down but they have to keep up the charade for all their dumb fucked up internet friends. The solution: their parents should take away their macbook and make them get a weekend job at mcdonalds to instill some work ethic. their minds need to detox from the horrible influence that is tumblr.
Jastin Biber I agree. It's a need to feel special, which I think can be seriously damaging to young kids and teens.
Remember when we used to make fun of tumblr for all the weird stuff on that platform. Now all the crazies have migrated to Twitter on mass and invaded the biggest platform on the planet. Oh boy.
Now people are kinda nostalgic for Tumblr
@@kittykittybangbang9367 Ok, then go to Tumblr. We’re not all bad. Most of all us are. But not all of us.
Jello became one of them lmao
to twitter and the youtube comment section, apparently
I admit missing tumblr before NSFW ban as it had the Best tag system second to newgrounds
I can honestly say this is the first time I watched a video on TH-cam without checking the comments section during the video
omg same
Taulib 215 North philly oh shit I've just realised I did the same
same XDDD
Wth same
you might have ADHD.....
tumblr: a social media for people who dont like social media
Zonkko that will actually be 4 Chan.
not really
Sounds perfect for me
Sadly for tumblr I already have reddit
antisocial media
Redditards suit this statement more since they find themselves superior because they sit on a website full of socially awkward normies
You aren't going to believe who the most amazing person ever is.
Read the first 2 words. (:
Thanks Satan
+Jesus Man Who is "you aren't" ?
+pataponnabil Or was it "read the" ?
jesus, man
people are really slow at figuring this out.
“You can’t go around calling yourself a hermaphrodite. That’s *racist*.”
We really are on Tumblr now
Or on Cinema Sins.
Lol yes
Did you uh
Did you not read the pinned comment
@@Nick-of-Time what makes you think I did not
@@saturnalia4646 How is it transphobic? I’m laughing at the joke of how he called hermaphroditism “racist” even though it’s clearly not
"You can't call yourself a "hermaphrodite," that's racist" I'm dying
MADOOKA MAGOOKA AND INTERNATIONAL YAOI FEST. living
Ariana Romero it scientifically accurate really
Aaron altringer but what does being a hermaphrodite have to do with race...?
+Ariana Romero idrk,i guess they're simulating tumblr's stupidity
রবিউল ইসলাম Shuddup abdul, we don't need any spyware
Honestly Tumblr is not bad if you know who to follow and who to avoid. Fandom blogs are generally fine, along with artists who run their own blog. Gaming blogs aren't bad if you find the right people. No matter where you go, haters and snobs will stick out the most. If you find someone being that way, just avoid them.
Ian Knight The issue I had is that my friends would have been offended if I didn't follow them, so I was kind of stuck on /that/ side of Tumblr.
But then I stopped going on there so it didn't really matter anymore.
Ian Knight I agree with this. I hate how every time I point out that tumblr isn't perfect or that some part of the community does something wrong they get all butt hurt. I understand that the whole community isn't the same! no community is that way.
I followed almost exclusively fandom blogs, but inevitably even those people started sharing unrelated "social justice warrior" posts in between their fandom posts. I couldn't get away from it, and it really started affecting my mood. I finally had to delete my blog, because no amount of happy fandom things could wash out the bad taste of everything else.
I just can't. My friend has a troll account on Tumblr and he always sends me links to feminist and privilege blogs and honestly they're so fucking nonsensical i can't read the whole blog most of the time. Don't even get me started on 'otherkin' and 'headmates'
The Salty Spittoon Wait, headmates? I haven't heard of that one yet.
"and less other important fandoms"
oh boy.
I STILL DON'T KNOW WHO THOSE GUYS WITH THE DEVIL HORNS ARE!!! XD
They are characters from the webcomic Homestuck. They are a race called Trolls.
It's better that way. Trust me.
+Cherry Keyboard i started playing the game after i saw this XD
***** yes, thank you v much
Replace "reblog" with "retweet" and this is literally modern Twitter
He literally turned into the thing he made fun of in this video.
Yea the brainwashing is pretty effective
what is he now?
What happened to him?
@@beatsinmyhead9919 I keep asking people
no one has an answer for me
@@TheHopelessFan vote drama
"Penguins are going extinct" *CLUB PENGUIN?*
Pr. Depper To soon...
*IN THE AAAARMS OF THE ANGEL. FLY AWAAAAAAY FROM HEEEEEEEERE.*
ye somebody noticed!
hi King, hope you and Toroko got reunited.
*R.I.P.I.P R.I.P. IN PEACE REST IN PEACE IN PEACE*
=Sam Mor Atleast we have rewrittwen...
I posted this on Tumblr and they reported me. lol
RobertTheRedPanda Of coarse.
Rainbow Doodler209 of course*
😂
"Tumblr fame is over almost immediately"
*Pukicho laughing maniacally in the distance*
biggest_gaudiest_patronuses: I am four parallel universes ahead of you
writing-prompts?
P.M. Seymour
yeah ikr
I went on tumblr and was attacked for "not being trans enough" tumblr is a hell site, never use it. Please, for your own sanity.
yikes
special friend I’m glad I never used it
What does even mean?
I use the art part, and I’ve passed by some weird things...
I only stayed there for the fanfic because *_good fuckin lord they're glorious_*
I just love how Hetalia is described as "international yaoi festival" like damn that's my fandom but it's so accurate
Trueee I'm glad they actually mentioned hetalia XD
ikr XD
more like hentalia.
I watched this like 2 years ago when I didn't know about Hetalia and didn't even notice it but now I'm like "They mentioned Hetalia!"
Same lmao
Woah you nailed it man. You described tumblr AND prostate cancer. WHO KNEW THEY WERE SO SIMILAR :o
They're both infected rectal cavities that need to be removed from existance.
Slug cancers are not infections, more akin to malignant, deformed, and parasitic growths - ahem, like the tumblr feminazis.
Slug
#rekt
SuperJohnnyuk Cancer brings decay of tissue, aaand with decay of tissue comes... you guessed it. Infection.
Slug Certainly some cancers are synonymous with infections, like leukemias, which cause immuno-supression and neutropenia, resulting in secondary infection. Cancers are growths of the tissues from which they arise, they can be slow growing and well-differentiated or malignant, rapidly multiplying, and poorly differentiated. Feminazi are better described as the latter.
Tumblr feminazis are best described as an abhorrent, abnormal,abomination of MANkind.
This video is now basically twitter in a nutshell
Here's another way to get popular: Draw a lot of anime porn.
+MLP VM101 I never go on Tumblr often,but when I do it's for that.
So you're 100% correct.
youcouldbeme2020 fuckin' got em'.
+MLP VM101 Yes!
Or just some regular stuff. Doesn't really matter, people will still be there.
+Pastor Russell Shush. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
xD
Lets be honest tumblr is used mostly for porn....
Dani Kiss yeah is too much
+eating raw faces is my least favorite thing to do. CaaaaaaaaaaRrrrRlllllllLLLL
Sadly,literally all the time I went on it was for porn
yep....
I fucking hate all of those stupid-ass bots, that's why people like you think that
you guys forgot about the massive amounts of porn and porn bots that follow you randomly and are basically all the same
Darickson Gonzalez I was wondering if I was the only one. Thanks for the confirmation.
They did. Did you forget the part where the guy goes, "Let's not forget the PORN." Then there's a influx of blue footed boobies and blue tits.
the porn bots are the only wholesome thing on that site. you get what you see.
+Darickson Gonzalez
Yep. Damn, do those ever get annoying.
I find it hilarious how after tumbler died and everyone migrated to twitter you can just change the title to "welcome to twitter" and it would still be accurate lmao
people getting triggered triggers me
+TakingThisWay I hate the word trigger being used in that way because the word trigger is in reference to a gun and a gun is a symbol of violence and violence is never the answer!
/slits wrists
TRIGGERED
the fact another human being exists...it triggers me
I'm triggered
+jackie the golden jackal I find that triggering.
Oh the irony
And then he became what he swore to destroy.
It said you would destroy the snowflakes not join then
@@discofraud I hoped to find a comment like this lol
DAMMIT YOU TOOK MY COMMENT.
jk I knew someone would say this before me.
Hope everyone who reads this has a nice day.
Mr Neddlemouse lmao ikr literally came here just to comment this but you already did
"Attack on Titania"?
I... got that Fire Emblem reference...
Are you sure it isn't referencing Fairy Tail. :P
Drake Rastorfer Shakespeare ain't never wrote nothing original in his life, the poser!
Drake Rastorfer There's a character named Titania in Midsummer Night's Dream, yes, but look up Titania from Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance. The color scheme and art design are very similar.
There's a character in an anime called Fairy Tail Her nickname is Titania
Then there's Attack on Titan another anime. I just thought it was referencing Fairy Tail because they are both animes
XenoflyerHam Both Fire Emblem's Titania and Fairy Tail's Titania have red hair, but FE's Titania's armor looks much more like the one in the video.
7 Years later this video describes 90% of the Internet
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE JELLO, YOU WERE TO DESTROY TUMBLR NOT JOIN THEM!
I HATE YOU, ORANGE MAN!!!!
Orange man bad
@@voids98 We need to build a wall to keep the Gungans out
Big oof
@@cellperfecto421
Trump: you were my favorite snack Jello... I Loved you
*( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
4:17
"Let's just ship him with himself."
See also: the Undertale fandom.
Michaelah Notlob-Iksrepok
It's called Incest or Selfcest
oh my god less important fandoms i'm laughing so hard
:,)
why am i finding homestuck at jello
help
me
Elijah Rozens he mentions homestuck a lot in some of his videos, like the kickstarter one and this one. is jello a homestuck or does he just really dislike it? it's hard to tell
I WAS PISSED >:(
+Angel Stallrd whoopsie looks like we have a triggered tumblr user
The funny thing is everything said in this video applies to everywhere now
Including himself
Someone’s never been on the Forbidden app. Part of the ship, part of the crew.
@@krib6776Cringe. Also it's full of femboys and Neonazis now.
I'm an avid tumblr user and I can confirm literally every single bit of this. Sometimes the tumblr community is truly and utterly shameful.
It's so true it's sad
me too, it's so true
It's still one of the best websites though.
+Neko Gumi
I used to be pretty active on tumblr too....then those fuckers banned me. Apparently, calling otherkins "retarded" is a reason enough to ban someone.
Yeah and over usage of the word "literally"
What does tumblr and KFC have in common? They are both rich in trans fats.
shots being fired and people dying x'D
Ha
sick
BRUTAL
Dang last time someone fired a shot that hard harambe died😮
The comments here are rich.
Remakine I think I'm getting more entertainment out of the comments than the video at this rate. =O
LilyPichu I'm actually considering getting a drink and some popcorn at this rate. It just keeps getting "better" and "better". xD
this could nowadays easily be called "Welcome to Twitter" if Reblog was changed with Retweet
"International yaoi festival"
Yeah that's just about right
I wish there was a yuri one
+idonotmakevidsyet yea same
Im so happy that they included APH in
nty i prefer international wrestling festival
yeah I saw that. XD
i am a straight white male
and welcome to chillis
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This isn't easy for me to say but I have to be true to the person I KNOW I am inside. No matter what the world sees on the outside.
I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields, dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm mentally ill, but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on, I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me, you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Thats over used.
Would it be offensive to call you AH-1Z Viper?
Ra-Nd -Om omg, yes do you have any idea how offensive that is? you just triggered me
LFM Tech Cool. I'll call you AH-1Z for short.
Ra-Nd -Om FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Ten years later, and this video is still funny.
It's funnier now knowing who the creator turned into. It's like a Minecraft TH-camr making fun of pedophiles, only to come out to be one. Hilarious
I wonder if Jello gets triggered by this video now
He does. He was crying about how much he regrets making this video now the other day.
@@dimmkah really lmao. I hope that's true. You have a source
@@Powbro1985 Tumblr? Twitter?
He’ll probs unlist it soon like he did vote
@@dimmkah Did that really happen? Doesn't seem like he'd do that
HOLY SHIT, YOU NAILED IT. You literally can't go ten seconds without seeing someone get offended over something that actually isn't offensive to begin with, and they have absolutely no idea what 'triggers' are and refer to 'triggers' as stuff that makes them uncomfortable instead of them being what people with PTSD have that give them flashbacks to a certain traumatising memory. TUMBLR EVERYONE.
Also welcome to tumblr - Where everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, can be turned into porn. Is that an anime character? HENTAI! Is that a anthro whatever? PORN! Is that a robot? PORN. Is that a skeleton? PORN. AND IT HAS A WEIRD LIGHTSABER DICK FOR WHATEVER REASON. Is that Fluttershy from My Little Pon- PORN!
+Silent Lex Agreed. Triggers or something that makes you uncomfortable are two very different things. And folks on tumblr have too many labels and categories and RULES for my taste.
+Silent Lex omg yep
+otakuploader I admit - they are trying to do some things and some others have succeeded. But they're so US-centric in that they don't seem bothered to find out what is actually going on in the world. They like to scream "racism" at things that aren't actually racist, then turn around and actually be racist???
+Silent Lex Take my upvote. My husband is a combat vet and has PTSD. His biggest trigger is fireworks. I have spent the 4th of July holding a grown man while he sobbed like a baby because he was having flashbacks to getting mortared. And these dumbfucks use the word "trigger" when someone hurts their pweshus peewins.
Seeing all the upset on Tumblr is just a combination of them either having paper skin or the sheep mentality of hating on it for various "ists" they can think off to gain brownie points off their peers.
And attacking Jello as he's white is just utter hypocrisy.
The first thing "normal" people learn when they enter the real world is this: *Pulls out a megaphone, stands on the highest building, shouting* "THE WORLD DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU!!!!"
They want to believe they are special snowflakes, but I'm going to guess that a lot of these people are really young or live with their parents, or haven't really come to the realization that the world is a cold, uncaring, place that really doesn't care about how uniquely special they are for their "afflictions." The rest of us who inhabit the internet are the closest they get to actual real criticism for their behavior. I don't care if a man has gender identity issues, but I care if he's an asshole about it and thinks it deserves some kind of award for it. The world does not care. His friends and family might care. The outside world? Not a shit was given.
The world only cares about you if you do something amazing or atrocious enough to make the news. The world does NOT give a fuck about your OCD, now matter how much you scream and bitch and moan and piss and cry.
exiledPostman tl;dr they want to be respected and admired while doing nothing to deserve it
You are only saying that because you are a Bullshitist! Leave people with their heads in the clouds alone!!! :D
Elanarae Shouldn't that be D:< instead of :D?
***** I left my Tumblrguide "How to express your hateful frustrations over petty things" at home so I forgot the proper smiley etiquette in that circumstance but you are right! D:< VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
I miss when tumbler culture only existed on tumbler... now its out in the real world running amok.
It's like a keter SCP where someone forgot to close the containment chamber
Things that can get you murdered on tumblr:
Being straight
Shipping a straight couple
Saying a character who is canonically straight is straight (see: John Egbert)
Being a guy
Being white
Accidentally calling a nonbinary person he or she
Being pro life
Being a republican
Saying trump might have made one or two valid points
What am I forgetting?
Having an opinion
Being skinny or well off
Being alive
Having a social life?
STOP PRIVELIGING OVER ME
Tumblr, the social media that everyone uses but no one can explain why they do or why they even have one.
Porn.
shhh! its the umm fandoms! yeah lets call it that xD
Homestuck and some good comedy now and then.
Trying to enjoy fandom while sifting through disturbingly obsessed fan posts who take it way too seriously.
Porn. That's why I use it
International yaoi festival XD that's the most perfect description of Hetalia I have ever heard!
I know right.
So true
+stiles gibson dangling grandpas tho
(jk the dr fandom will call it anything except the original name)
+izzymanly It's the perfect name.
I want a Danganronpa with the cast of the first game, but they are all 60 years older. This game would be so slow...
WhiteZerko omfg imagine it though XD
It's always so sad to see troll's remorse strike.
People like this jackass only have "trolls remorse" because TH-camrs being politically correct is more profitable then being edgy, or calling out the stupidity in the world. Him and many other cowards don't wanna piss off their sponsors and TH-cam partners.
@@NomadMonkey396 I would love it if he was only apologizing for profit but I think the much sadder truth is he genuinely thinks in his heart of hearts that this video was disgusting and he's just full-blown vindictive leftist now
He got troll's remorse? I thought he just got a real job
@@handless7677You didn't see that groveling novel he pinned in the comments?
You would think if he was serious about any of the pathetic drivel he wrote in his pinned comment, he'd delete the video. He won't because it's one of his most popular videos.
As someone who's on Tumblr, this is incredibly accurate.
juice 👌
juice OMG HOW DARE U IM SO TRIGGERED OMG!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1 HOW DARE YOU SAY THERE ARE ONLY 2 GENDERS THERES 387!!!!1!1!!1!1!1!1!
You in an alternate universe NO THERE'S 802 NOW BECAUSE THERE ARE ALWAYS MORE GENDERS THAN POKEMON!!!!!2121!!@1!@!$*&#@(%#&**$(&*(&#*(%&#(@*~!!!!!!!!!
Gertrude Smeetheens THERE ARE ONLY 387 YOU MIDGET!1!1!2!1!):@2!:)/&!:).'ajuakahsjjh$:):)/&/$/@/82!:!,&/"-'sje
You in an alternate universe I AM ALL 802 GENDERS AT ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You talked about Tumblr for eight minutes without mentioning "Feminism". Impressive
He implied it at the start.
1:02 basically says it
Pretty sure that's more about transgender people but I could be wrong.
Or all the porn
What a bout all the half naked girls who wears a shit load of makeup
"International Yaoi festival"
Best Hetalia name ever.
"Hetalia: International Yaoi Festival".
I would watch the shit outta that.
Weaboo trash
ItsLemonZ
Well then
Blake Bramley The
Vince of Night Terror Literally same. And 114 people agree, as of now.
***** and you're a filthy weeaboo
The creator may not be proud of this video but dear god nothing has changed it just changed the venue.
Yep, it’s Twitter and Reddit now…
This video is pretty ironic after the Vote video fiasco.
Cant agree more
Why?
What was said fiasco?
What happened with Jello? I see all these people saying irony, wth is going on?
Basically, he made a video talking about voting. He went from "research your candidates because they could be horrible" pretty true, right? And then suddenly it became "look at the sad blue Man -who totally isn't a democrat- watch the -totally not republican- red men beat up a brown man, and bring up a trump follower's anti-Semitic shooting, even though the dude was just an anti Semitic nutcase who hated Trump for not hating/being related to Jews and so on. Generally just really biased stuff encouraging just voting for democrat candidates. When practically everyone called him out on a bias, he pinned a comment saying essentially "jokes on you, I get money from your dislikes and comments :)"
Tl;dr, Jello made a politically biased video then acted like a kid when people made fun of it
I have noticed after 4 years that APH is International Yaoi festival. I love these little details I missed back then
Rheo Milvus I don’t get it.....
It still is the international yaoi festival.
Omg... That missed my head .
SAME its so funny now. Same for a lot of the other references i didnt get when this was uploaded
7:19
Tumblr
"a place"
Probably the most apt description
a PLACE? I believe tumblr to be more a collection of ideas, not a PLACE! How dare you make that assumption!
Fine. Tumblr: For all!
Despite Jello’s sheepish pinned comment, you have to give credit to this video’s incredible accuracy.
“International yaoi festival”
God damn it that is still super accurate to this day.
I've been on tumblr for years, and I have a big love/hate relationship with the thing. Too many people talk about injustice and being politically correct, when they're so grossly uninformed and practice bullying themselves as a result, that they only come across as evil fucking hypocrites. Prime example, many of the comments to this video... your point was well made.
Example, someone had made some random post that made no sense at all (making fun of their gender with the Delightful Children wat?) and I might a light joke that is all to common on youtube, which they responded to by telling me to jump into a volcano, Gee for a site that hates people who ever say "kil urself lel" on places like Reddit/Facebook they really like that phrase too
P.S. S/he/it also said in laymen's terms that anyone who was "not respecting my gender" (even though the Children had nothing to do with gender in this video) shouldn't live. GEE DA INTURNUT SUR IZ FAAAAAAAHN
***** Exactly. The only thing worse than an uninformed crusader for social injustice is a hypocritical one that tells people to die for disagreeing with them. I've lost count the number of people I've seen bullied off of Tumblr and into heavy depression simply for saying some dumb comment that others took way out of context, and far, far too seriously.
The truth is, it's possible to be bullied and discriminated against no matter who you are and who's doing the bullying. This idea that the minority (or those that perceive themselves to be a minority) are somehow exempt from prejudice is disgusting imo.
Someone: *breaths*
Tumblr: IM SO OFFENDED
i-
*rAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE*
ironic he doesnt like this video anymore... its funnier than most his new stuff
"...and other less important fandoms."
chOKE
Relevant profile picture.
Same thooooough
IHadOneJob ItWasToNotBeOnTheInternet *sobs*
My anger was near the karkats anger
IHadOneJob ItWasToNotBeOnTheInternet yeah that was the joke, he went so long without talking about homestuck
"INTERNATIONAL YAOI FANDOM"
DID SOMEONE SUMMON AMERICA
Alfred Jones that's Hetalia in a nutshell
DID SOMEONE SUMMON HETALIA SHIPS!?
Did someone summon me?!
Actually, these words summon France.
pfT
oh man this needs a sequel for the current state of tumblr
Loop2Froot. Safe mode? I haven't been on tumblr since yesterday and 99% of my tumblr feed has been getting mad at it.
Nah i meant just in general, but that safe mode thing IS a major pain in the ass
Maybe you ment this video needs to be reblogged?
Loop2Froot what is that state?
No, the video should be someone screaming WHITE MALEZ R EVIL!!!!
I remember back when this was all we had to complain about on Tumblr. I miss those days.
international yaoi fandom
*fucking dies*
John Egbert XD I love this!!
international yaoi fandom..
Painfully accurate.
Come, people of all countries, ages, gender, and sexuality! We can all -not- bond over who to ship and why we are even here! Oh, but don't listen to the haters over there. They're just _jealous_ that their fandom isn't as -cringey- original as ours! Wanna see how Canadia commits suicide (no canonical feelings leading up to this, but who cares anyway?) and how Prussia dies (literally!) because of his overly inconsiderate brother? Then this is the place for you! Oh, the anime that spawned this? Yeah, it's way too happy, educational, and original. This is the _fandom_. We're *_certified sin_*.
Oh, is that a straight shipping of Wy and Sealand? *KILL IT WITH FIRE*.
Oh, Germany's not the Holy Roman Empire? *WELL DIE IN A HOLE, THEN*.
Wait, did you just say Polandball is much better than Hetalia? *WELL F*** YOU*
Oh, did you just _bash my OTP_?!
*MAY YOU BURN IN HELL WITH MY SOUL*
I've been watching way too much of Jello.
me
Alicia Qu poland x lithuania as
Caught off guard there.
I see tons of comments of people being like "I've never seen any of this on tumblr"
But my question is, HOW? Back when I was a regular user, I never followed any social justice blogs- in fact, I deliberately went out of my way to avoid most of them- and yet my feed still consisted of at least 60% social justice or just people being entitled for absolutely no good reason.
Idk man, just stay away from the cancer
Just don't go to the 'trending' page and that's it tbh
You just need to know who you're following.
Tumblr to me: Unblocked porn site
facts
so is 4chan
"Upload your videos on XVIDEOS" lol
do you see me? well, you can't cuz i can't see you omg I saw a comment of yours on a different video.
Same here. The reason I don't have it
Here grieving the change of Thumbnail so the video didn't got burried by the algorithm
As am I.
Did you know that if you have a Y chromosome you are a man, and if you have two X chromosomes then you are a woman, and nothing changes this fact.
Butt muh feelings?!
Flying American But genetics.
ThePsychoBear yeah, the trans community rotates around genders, not sexes. Sex is your biological, gender is your mental. But either way, Gender Identity Disorder exists in both children and adults. Not that this matters, they should be allowed to do as pleased.
Rabbitgirl57 That makes sense.
ThePsychoBear Hi, Intersex people exist. Also, It's easier to say that when you dont have children or Trans*gender children of your own. I'm willing to bet, you'd flatten ANYONE who would bully your CHILDREN, your brother or sister or nephew or niece or cousin for being Trans*gender. 'X' and 'Y' chromosomes mean shit all when over 200 Trans*gender people are murdered EVERY year, and that Americans who smoke cigarettes have more rights to be employed than Trans*gender people.
How were people offended? It was hilarious. This is why I hate Tumblr and rarely use it unless I want content for my video games lol.
bbomg02 They are hypersensitive, that's how they are offended.
Charles Johnson Dumb fucks too. I am suppose to be sensitive, but offensive humour lolz.
i think it's bc he was like 'ooooo ocd and anxiety arent real things you should listen to me because i have 5 million views for boobies'
Or perhaps Tumblrinas are easily offended. Either way, this is clickbait I can get behind.
Yyyyzyyy Thanks man
inTERNATIONAL YAOI FESTIVAL, I'M SCREAMING-
+Sky Fall (HetaTrash) ikr? like omg xDDD
+Sky Fall (HetaTrash) Hetalia in a nutshell
+Sky Fall (HetaTrash) IKR!? XD my favorite part of the vid!
So true it hurts
+Sky Fall (HetaTrash) i thought i was the only one
You either see your heroes die, or live long enough to become the villains