New World Order Membership Application | ASMR
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ก.ย. 2024
- You meet with a New World Order recruiting officer with the hopes of becoming a member yourself!
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If you are new to "ASMR" and/or my channel, welcome aboard and thanks for dropping by! The majority of videos I create, often in an unorthodox manner, are meant to help you relax, sleep, hopefully experience ASMR, and any other use that might help you find some peace of mind, concentrate, study, decompress, etc.
What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's just a non-scientific, made-up term that a layperson came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasant tingling sensation felt in various parts of the body (head, scalp, back, legs, etc.) in response to various visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles". However, the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming, comforting and soothing experience for people beyond ASMR purposes. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy these videos.
I experienced ASMR all throughout my life but no longer do as of a couple years ago. However, I still enjoy the hell out of creating these videos for anyone else that still experiences it or is just looking to relax, sleep, study, etc.
Eldritch Regards,
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Me: *walks in*
ER: Do you want this cookie?
Me: Sure
ER: Join my cult.
Me: ahhh son of a bi-
Ok
@@davidhatcher7016 🔫🗡
bitch*
c:
You forgot the funny.
Bruh get my name off your account bruh
“Are you a member of the Tinfoil Hat Society?”
*me, straightening tinfoil hat* - “No…”
ellisbud222 *nervously looks left and right
*Hides anti-nefarious banners* *whistles*
cm punk!
HAIL TFHS
ellisbud222 got you to 500 lol
Gotta love when uncle E plays the protagonist and the antagonist in his own universe
Nameless_Yokai he is also the supporting cast
It’s hilarious
He is the universe
He is the universe
The ultimate one man show
Should’ve ended with him being dragged away as questionnaires are banned
Aren’t people in the nwo are immune to bans? This was stated in the checkpoint video.
Would’ve been even funnier if the questionnaire was cut short and it ended with him saying we have to be enslaved because answering questionnaires just got banned
This New World Order better have Uncle E as an immortal overlord.
No, but it does have Professor Clemmons as an immoral overlord.
@@vascogoncalves8542 😏😏😏😒😒😒😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
@@vascogoncalves8542 yes
KingDog do you see any other actors in this channel’s cast?
No but they will use his DNA to make clones of him for henchmen
I'm glad that he didnt ask me if I am honest for 5th time, cause I was about to crack.
Козачок с ротом I was dying 😂
This is just the embodiment of
"Join the dark side! We have cookies."
That which will be banned in a week but what are you gonna do?
Its join the darkside we have cupcakes
The best part, you don't have a choice 😈😈😈😈😈
@@1SilverDollar join, then you can get the cookies
Yo dude! The empire is pretty chill, wanna join it or something?
Me sees people commenting
Me ( A NWO Officer ): Wait that’s illegal
Stfu
I AM THE REVOLUTION AS A SPY! YOU CANT STO
Never mind you can stop me
Oh no
the American Government 4⃣2⃣0⃣ no u
Me watching in 2020: HA! This could never happen.
Me watching in 2050: Oh my god...he...he warned us. And we didn't listen.
Matthew C more like 2030 lol
@@Hsaelt what does cisgender even mean?
@@whitemonoblos3605 it means you identify as the gender you were assigned at birth.
and to the moron indirectly complaining about transgender people (people who do not identify as the gender they were assigned at birth), yeah, there's *totally* a lot of trans people in the ultra-rich death cult running the world into the ground for their wasted wealth, it's definitely some minority's fault and not rich perverts like the royal family and epstein.
Tel-Ash The Juice Knight truth
Tel-Ash The Juice Knight Weirdchamp weirdchamp
Next video: TFHS member congratulates you, a undercover TFHS member, for becoming a member of the NWO
Omg yes please
Lol it just starts becoming a loop and continues going on and on.... also it’s TFHS
@@goodguybjorn ok thx!
The one after that Could be the NWO figuring out there’s a spy for the THFS and the NWO has to question you like an interrogation
This dudes creativity is off the charts!
Bearded Whisperer ASMR seriously man... this guy should be an actor/writer with the performances he puts on!
Tel-Ash The Juice Knight being nice and supportive of others is brown nosing? I seriously feel bad for you if that is your out look on life. Give someone a compliment today, it might feel good. Take a break from your negativity, it will change your life
Yep
Tel-Ash The Juice Knight try just being nice to people, fuckface
@@Hsaelt true bro, true
I love how childish these roleplays are. Childish in the sense that they feel like they exist in some twisted form of what a child’s imagination and games look like. Like a kid inventing his secret society and writing on cards, and offering things a kid might want as incentives to join - cookies, mundane objects - but performed by an adult with all the knowledge of the world that comes with. It creates a very surreal world.
Thats why his roleplay are the best
that's such a good way to describe his videos
@@evie5375 seriously
We'd like to send a big thank you to Paul, our recruiting officer, for finding bright new recruits for our ranks. Thank you Paul, and may the Entity be with you!
Thank you paul
Wow
NewWorldOrder3000? Did you make that account just for this or did that just happen to be your username?
@@type-10 One would think, I mean right? I almost changed my username once, but it also included changing my profile pic, and plus, my phone is Google-operated, like TH-cam, so if I did that, all my contacts would think I'm a total weirdo.
Wasn’t his name Robert?
ER: You'll also get...a cookie.
Me: Sign me tf up.
I would like but your comment is @ 69 sorry bout it
faith frickin marie ay you can like now, some jackass got it to 70 and it’s gone up from there
And a rubber band
And a pencil
*don't forget the pencil!* he will find you
138 now, 69*2
Video games are banned. Sign me tf up to take the NWO down.
Day 1 of requesting a Gandalf in 2020 roleplay
Kermit tried this last year my man it does not work that well
Blood FartMoon Requesting roleplays? Lol
He requested a swear word only video and Uncle E eventually had to put the brakes on for him, i.e it didn’t happen.
Dildo Baggins! Good to see you old fellow!
I asked for a hand motion video recently like this and it worked just can't be stuff like swear word only vids
The TFHS isn't going to be happy about this...
Don’t worry there are spahs here!
And this I sent my NWO account so I’m safe!
HAHA IM CREATING THE REVOL
Observe and report. Knowledge is power. TFHS will adapt and overcome this NWO..... we will outlast them.
I keep freakin seeing, and reading that as THPS. lol (Tony Hawk's Pro Skater)
toad If I’ve connected the dots right, it’s the Tin Foil Hat Society Ephemeral has in his lore.
"Do you work for the tinfoil hat society"
*starts sweating*
Rift: True or false tin foil should be banned?
Tin foil society: I see you have chosen death
Can we get an opposing vid with comrade Yuri against the fascist NWO?
Funsyze the antifa man asmr
comrade yuri should join forces with the tfhs
Tel-Ash The Juice Knight nah
Tel-Ash The Juice Knight yes please lets get political under an asmr Video, that Sems reasonable enough.
@@Hsaelt Just say you're a fash sympathizer, saying you're anti antifa is just fascism with extra steps
“Defficiency of Vit D forced it to come into the light.” Simply genius 😂😂😂👌🏼
i love how the wiki for the irl NWO shows up for this video lol
now we need an 'Old World Order' so the card can say OwO and he can make a plethora of OwO jokes
RyudenTamarashi YES
OwO? What's this?
No
I absolutely adore your impeccable use of the word "Plethora"
@Soviet-Chan OwO wuts dis
Bless all the artists crying over the loss of No. 2 pencils
but they were a sacrifice for a greater purpose as well..for ART..ASMART :D
I guess they've got a choice.
They can use no.1 or no.3 pencils instead.
I know nothing about pencil numbering systems and so I won't fully understand the depth that some might be able to go into. Please don't hurt me.
Andrew Sidey dude same
@@andrewsidey8025 Pencil numbers refer to how tough the graphite is. I forget which way the scale goes.
I'm enlisting to get some thousands stored
34:25
the correct answer is C guys, trust me
Yes
Yes
No it's G
Yes
fl00f 😂
“Cause when you’re NWO, you’re NWO - 4 - life 🤘🏼“
EDIT***
Glad to see fellow members ~ 🤘🏼 to all.
*Funky Guitar Riff, Strumming gold like a guitar*
I see we have a man of culture
Too sweet me bro
Javier S
🤘🏽
MegaChorro123 thanks bro
ER: makes a new world order video
Me: *laughs in WCW*
Laughs in OWO
I’m expecting Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash, and Scott Hall to appear in the video 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
eMP I bet Nash would tore a quad if tries to do an ASMR video
At least we have Easy E, I mean Uncle E. :D
nahh he's gonna become e-pac
@@mohdalmalki374 ouch
@Mergatroid Skittle and about half of every man who has ever worked for WCW
I’m back, its like the 24th time i watch this now. Been a while
Ooo, he still sees these
It really blows my mind that the reason I found this glorious mess of Dystopian/Post-apocalyptic future, because I wanted to learn freaking black jack.
*inserts coin
I wonder if this machine is safe to put out
But did you learn blackjack?
Natural 20s Yeah. Rift explained the basic rules in a friendly game.
I really want an asmr where ER just goes trought possible items that we could get to ban
Hello French furrrt
Well then do I have a treat for you
You psychic
Hopefully Hulk Hogan doesn’t do a leg drop on me if I deny
Who thinks inmediatly that this video was a total reference to the WCW nWo, a wrestling ASMR 😅😁
Let's just say I got the NWO entrance theme playing in my head over and over while watching this video, and it would start up again every time ER said 'NWO". Of course, the fact that I'd just been watching a playlist of the Goldberg Streak and just went through the matches where he squashed Scott Hall, Hulk Hogan and Kurt "Mr Perfect" Henning didn't help much either, as I'd just heard their theme recently.
sameeee
Everytime ER makes a video like this I always wonder if he is genuinely trying to warn us about something that is going to happen.
As far as I know he's the only asmrist who talks about this kind of thing, lol
I'm just speculating though
Corvus warned about covid. NWO is warning us about the assassination of the next U.S. president, then a huge war, and last but not least, a great leader of the creator or ,head master Rift, after the huge war every countries economy was in shambles so head master Rift gather up all of the members and is now the ruler of earth.
(Also Cthulhu means that aliens and other living entities like the human-plant cross bread, were created and discovered. So 2020-2025 is when this will all take place.)
Uncle E: if you join my cult you get a cookie
Me: sold
JUST BRING ME STRAIGHT TO THE SACRIFICE DEN!
Love that motto it is straight to the point
Forgetting all my Morals and Human decency to Mercilessly Rule and Tyrannize all my fellow Humans for a cookie?
*_You drive a Hard Bargain that i must admit_*
Good thing I wrapped my brain in tin foil surgically before this application
I like to wrap my lunch in tin foil too!
FBI
That ones mine! You can’t have it!
ER: Hey do you wanna join the NWO?
Me: I dunno man.....Maybe?
ER: I'll give you this cookie-
Me: *W H E R E D O I S I G N*
Can’t believe Ephemeral Rift usurped Hulk Hogan as leader of the nWo. Truly, the greatest night in the history of our sport.
"Hulk Hogan was a sap! Now, you all get to experience the real deal with Ephemeral Rift, brother! You can call this the New Sleep Order of wrestling brother!"
Yea but there's no recapturing that moment that Hogan was revealed as the 3rd man. Forever changed the business brother!
Next, how about we get to see the ER do the first collaboration I've ever seen him do, Uncle E and Easy E doing the next NWO RIftverse video together.
Hell, we got NWO Black and White, NWO Wolfpack and NWO WWE, so why not NWO RIftverse too?
HMM, maybe Uncle E didn't supplant the Hulkster after all, maybe this is just a different faction of the NWO.
“If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.” - Some guy on Call of Duty Modern Warfare I complained to about campers
Too sweet 🤘🏽
You know you're in too deep when this is an average upload, and not weird at all
You'll also receive a cookie
Me: you son of a bich, I'm in 👈
(This is just a meme reference, I have great respect for Uncle E)
We want a new asmr: ASMR rebelling against the new world order
New World Order:*bans New World Order*
I loved the question about asking honest. Like as if we had a tin foil hat on in the room.
I really do enjoy the basis to these videos, I just close my eyes and listen. Just listening brings imagery in my head and I just fall into deep sleep. Thanks for making these. Very enjoyable indeed.
"Hi, I'm with the New World Order, would yo-"
Me: No
"b-but cookie"
@@Laplace3060 counter argument, we take down the NWO and after that we can have all the cookies we want
@@diogoguerramontenegro8319 good idea, but it takes so much effort
@@Laplace3060 but cookies
@@Mkmcco but you'd get cookie if you join, so much simpler
“What’s in this warehouse?”
* Opens door *
* Pure sugar spills everywhere *
“Oh.”
Asdf moment
The Entity mentioned that it had something in store for humanity at the end of its video
And only now have all the gears clicked
Oh i like a Good Cup of nothing while watching the daily nothing
HEY THATS BANNED! *GAURDS, GETTEM!*
Yes sir!
To protect City 17-
Wait, sorry wrong universe
A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY! START THE RESCUE HELICOPTER....! HEY! BUILD THE HELICOPTER AND OFF TO THE RESCUE! PREPARE THE LIFELINE, LOWER THE STRETCHER AND MAKE THE RESCUE! THE NEW EMERGENCY COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY.
WAIT! LEGOS ARE BANNED! (BECAUSE SADLY EVERYTHING HAS TO GO) GUARDS, *GETTEM!*
Whoa whoa whoa what's going on here?
“What dose the acronym NWO stand for?”
A: New world order
B: New world order
C: New world order
D: New world order
(Has Fallout 3 flashback)
aaaa the good ol days...
Joke on him
I’m a spy !
Me to!
I'm still looking for Lenin, I will find him someday...
tinfoil hat society
No cookies for you
19:45 Really liked that question and the answers, makes you think of how well off we really are in the first world and how thankful one can be for everything they have. all your "_____ Man" videos do that actually. Thinking about how certain items might be banned makes you appreciate them alot more. I really like the philosophy you subtly put in your videos. From the many videos I have seen from you, I can say that I have a very similar worldview to yours. Love all your content, you're really one of a kind and irreplaceable. Hope you read this my dear uncle E.R. :)
FeelsOkayMan this is such a nice comment
@@staisehill9257 thank you i'm glad some people read my comment :)
I have never seen a chocolate chip cookie that I wanted less than that single chip in this video 🙈
"Do you have any questions?"
Me: "When can I fight Sting? Where is Hulk Hogan?"
"No? Okay, Great!"
*Am I a joke to you?*
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In your own words, explain why using your own words should be banned.
Comment below:
communism
@@LY2030. Yep, always the pesky commies! Everything and nothing might have to go too. Can't risk everything becoming communist!
facism
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@@Mkmcco top text
f u n i
@Patrick Dolan They banned abstenation
John Wick ASMR and The No° 2 Pencil Man ASMR are my most waited videos of this year
The real question is, NWO Hollywood or NWO Wolfpac?
The greatest mystery in the world is "what the heck is he writing on the clipboard?"
If the NWO bans mustard and french fries.
*I'LL CALL THE RESISTANCE*
Mustard and fries are the greatest thing created in all human kind.
ΔLΛN as long as I am still able to put stale milk on my fries I’ll be happy
It already happened they banned salt which is why the chip man makes his own out of stolen potatoes
What if this one is a twist ending where we fail the application.
Wtf why is it that he uploads when I’m watching one of his vids
He knows
*The NWO Is always watching*
Liberty Prime *im scared*
I thought Hulk Hogan was going to make the Interview
NWO 4 life 🤘🏻
The NWA are gonna create a new world black market.
just gonna leave this here.
Bow Bro thank you bow bro!
(Sniff) so-so inspiring!
You can leave this at my house anytime😏
E
Thank you
And the plot thickens a bit more
The thicc plottens
Now with covid and war about to start... the plot is getting so thick the air is almost unbreathable
I can’t tell if this is a clone of The ASMR Man
So glad I can finally apply
That One Sentient Bagel *who let you out of your cage*
Ash Darkness if you make metal hot enough it will melt.
That One Sentient Bagel how did you-
Ash Darkness F R I C T I O N
That One Sentient Bagel *impossible*
I experienced asmr for 15 years and of now...no more tingles just good videos to listen to
I like how this is happening in the real world
Stay right the fuck there
It be facts tho
Christian Hilton Ball bruh
@Ianite lol somebody's only gotten participation trophies their whole life
Whatever you do just don't poke Kevin Nash in the shoulder
It's uncanny that this is actually happening to a degree in our society
You just reminded me of Covid lockdown and North Korea
Your voice is particularly husky in this and I’m loving it. It’s putting me right to sleep, which I’m trying to fight off because I want to actually watch the video!! Also, yay, cookie.
Remember when this video used to be a joke instead of reality?
I remember.
ER: what does NWO stand for A New World Order. B New World Order. C New World Order. D New World Order. E New World Order.
Me: I think its a... I think its a carrot
I have to ask, In the New World Order, is Hulk Hogan in it? Or am I dealing with the Red and Black version with Sting.
Hopefully Red and Black. Hulk is a dick.
@@Calpsotoma yup, but Easy E's not a dick IRL and I'd love to see Uncle E and Easy E doing a colab together.
Besides, I think this is the 4th NWO incarnation, the first 2 you've already mentioned, the 3rd being the failed NWO WWE chapter, and now this being the NWO Riftverse chapter.
Where is Hogen, Kevin Nash and Scott Hall?
That feeling when you thought you were joining a hardcore rap group but end up joining a secret society
'New World Order' (NWO) should have been called the 'New World Association' (NWA)
Or the All Equal World (AEW)
I keep thinking I'm gunna wake up in a twilight zone style scenario were every other person left on the planet is a ER character.
When it gets to the point when everyone has joined the NWO so the NWO starts executing people that only joined for the free cookie
Anyone else really want to see a collab with Dr. T ASMR?
I wanna see the 'Word Man', where he hands out one time use words to poeple.
(Diary Recording N.1)
"The Place does not look bad at first place, i know there is suffering behind the walls.
Iam uneasy by the way the talk to me, always whispering like if someone was hearing everything, and its important to say, every single room has an Bottle of weird white stuff called 'Lmo 489', i have no idea what it is, but I am going to find out.
The survey was easy but it almost as i stuttered in every question(tinfoil hat society Is safe, for now).
I don't know where is everyone else and they dont answer my questions, they act like if they where programed to say this everytime.
I cant talk much more now, out."
This is like that “The Simpsons” episode about the stonecutters and how they get special access to everything if they’re a member, except taken to the extreme. lol
I’ve heard some brittish sugar dealer has some chocolate from the netherlands
I hope this leads to a crossover with Dr. Andrew Michaels (tiraradeguello)
"You'll get a free cookie,"
*shows you cookie*
*proceeds to crush cookie in front of you*
His creativity and humour never ceases to amaze me. I don't watch this channel for asmr most of the times because I cant get asmr when I'm constantly laughing but I still watch it for entertainment. It's brilliant.
My card says NWA, is that bad?
Your either a gangsta rapper or employed by the National Wrestling Alliance
The boys in the hood are always hard.
@@mcdaviddeservesbetter8 ruthless, my style as a juvenile
depends. you a wrestler? or a rapper?
Here's one, Underground Wellfare Union, UWU for short
I'm so sorry for that dumb joke
7:04 アンケートの開始
I can see what's coming next, the Old World Order (OWO) (I love you Uncle E)
*pounds fists on table and chants*
MOVIE! MOVIE! MOVIE!
With the death squad, I can outfit them any way I want to right?
NWO person: Yes.
Me: Where do I sign? I have a lot of customization to do.
I want someone to make a video of the entire lore and storyline of his videos, this is so amazing
Me: why did I apply again?
ER: You’ll also receive a cookie.
Me: Oh yeaaaaaaah
And a rubber band! Man! What a trade off for life enslavement! Sign me up!
Jennifer hodge I know right?!
Hey I recognize that pfp from somewhere
I love his positive energy and the way he smiles more people need to act like this