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  • @jackalope7774
    @jackalope7774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5441

    “I’ve simply chosen a form you’re familiar with.”
    Just a man.........man.

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      It is the same basic look that all living things in Arkham look like.
      🎅🏻
      👔

    • @raccoonofmotivation20
      @raccoonofmotivation20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      He's the man man

    • @Temp0ral_
      @Temp0ral_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@raccoonofmotivation20 nothing will break him down

    • @TrevorEllison-lh5yo
      @TrevorEllison-lh5yo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      “You may have heard of my associates, such as the snack man...”
      This, my friends, is the elusive man-man.

    • @TrevorEllison-lh5yo
      @TrevorEllison-lh5yo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The father of all

  • @relevantusername3342
    @relevantusername3342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5788

    I just don't know if I'm here for the ASMR or the Lore anymore.

  • @lillianfox6848
    @lillianfox6848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3104

    I like to think the jump cuts are just him phasing through reality itself.

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      This is implying that he can’t phase through reality himself

    • @MendicantBias124
      @MendicantBias124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I would like your comment but it’s at 69 likes so I don’t wanna mess up the N I C E

    • @Rocketboots52
      @Rocketboots52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      L

    • @Rocketboots52
      @Rocketboots52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      L0l

    • @Rocketboots52
      @Rocketboots52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ll

  • @Jakki_G
    @Jakki_G 4 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    Entity: you can call me..... Arkham sanitarium
    *Remembers everything corvus ever told me about the walls breathing, the ceilings moving, and the floors talking*
    Me:YOU!

    • @OnyxIsDevious
      @OnyxIsDevious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Which video is that?

    • @Jakki_G
      @Jakki_G 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@OnyxIsDevious I forget the particular one but there's a playlist of all the corvus videos you can search through, if I remember correctly he was wearing either the brown mask or the white mask

    • @thenonfurry
      @thenonfurry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      :0 WE HAVE FOUNDETH

    • @calcium_skeleton
      @calcium_skeleton ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@OnyxIsDevious it’s in a few different ones but one time Clemente said that the building is alive and feeds on a bit of your life force, this is why you can be free of the bans if you go there because they steal your life energy and you probably die faster because of it

    • @wilburforce8046
      @wilburforce8046 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@calcium_skeletonidk about the dying faster part our POV character has been a patient forever at this point lol.

  • @laethenglish1299
    @laethenglish1299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1523

    I just realized that the lore reason the Entity is talking so slowly and quietly is because he has trouble speaking English. Goodness, ER is amazing at making the perfect blend between ASMR and amazing storytelling.

    • @Lightningdude49
      @Lightningdude49 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Wait he does 😶

    • @its-fokiywqa
      @its-fokiywqa ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@nite_games6833same

    • @jack-u8f9k
      @jack-u8f9k ปีที่แล้ว +18

      WAIT THERE IS A LORE REASON??

    • @Hedron1027
      @Hedron1027 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@jack-u8f9kYes. There is a lore reason and yet we are still stupid.

    • @jolakaczmarek6563
      @jolakaczmarek6563 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      THE ER LOOOOOORRRRREEEEEE
      (WE NEED MATPAT HERE ASAP)

  • @ShaunTheCHB
    @ShaunTheCHB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3042

    Obey the entity.
    Love the entity.
    The entity is good.
    The entity is kind.
    You like the entity.
    And the entity likes you.

  • @formeitisthemcchicken
    @formeitisthemcchicken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4915

    Relaxing with The Entity is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

    • @dabufboi8976
      @dabufboi8976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +390

      I've seen you almost everywhere I go.....you haunt me

    • @Offtherip1623
      @Offtherip1623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      ok cool

    • @spliffern2662
      @spliffern2662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      T H E M C C H I C K E N I S A L L

    • @Donny_Grande
      @Donny_Grande 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      im goin to macdonal

    • @leninscat8830
      @leninscat8830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      McChickens are okay, but for me it is spaghetti time. The best time to eat food.

  • @ohnobohdie
    @ohnobohdie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2885

    Rift: "ah yes let me casually reveal this monumentous plot point with no fanfare to boot. hmyes"

    • @MonaGC.
      @MonaGC. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Mmmmmm yeeeessss

    • @calstri
      @calstri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Yeah not many other people are commenting on the fact that he did that.

    • @hoosierman6665
      @hoosierman6665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Pretty big event and yet nothing

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Mornin everyone! I am the LITERAL SANITARIUM that people talk about!

    • @vincelestrade3758
      @vincelestrade3758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yeah, I’m trying to think of a better way to have done it, but it’s a difficult plot element to navigate. If he had gone for an epic of sorts, it would have potentially lost its sense of relaxation. I think, though, that it would have been nice to change the formatting a bit - maybe make the style of the video a bit different to make it feel more distinct.

  • @HiSanai
    @HiSanai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    ☆ Timestamps ☆
    0:00 Camera tapping/introduction
    5:49 Beads!
    11:20 Lighting a candle (Fire sounds, blowing sounds)
    18:06 Drill bit tapping
    25:06 Whisking a brain (Why uncle E)
    31:15 Plastic Crinkling
    35:12 Cellular device tapping
    38:35 Mug tapping time!
    42:40 “An airbag that was attached to one of your vehicles” tapping/ scratching sounds
    48:48 Cloth Sounds
    52:57 Mat scratching
    57:18 Mic brushing!!!
    59:55 *Mic brushing intensifies*
    1:03:30 Cup tapping
    1:06:21 Rubber Chicken scratching
    1:11:37 *CUTTING MAT* tapping/scratching sounds
    1:15:41 Monster glove sounds/ Goodbyes
    1:17:53 but wait! *theres more*
    (String cutting)
    Enjoy! :D

    • @someoneelse8294
      @someoneelse8294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bless you

    • @miriamgarza8539
      @miriamgarza8539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I was scrolling through the comments for the timestamps and almost gave up but thank you so much 🙏

    • @garrethflynn8118
      @garrethflynn8118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not all hero’s wear capes 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

    • @jamesvazquez2244
      @jamesvazquez2244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thank yooouuu. Also, it's a drill bit

    • @felicityfortuna
      @felicityfortuna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We are not worthy! (Still, thank you !) ❤️

  • @metalmaster1001
    @metalmaster1001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4957

    The entity looks a bit tired. I hope the entity is doing well and is getting getting enough sleep.

    • @mintymayhem9673
      @mintymayhem9673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      I hope he’s getting getting enough sleep too

    • @Explst
      @Explst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      At least its making me get enough sleep

    • @ddawndz
      @ddawndz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Hes sacrificing his sleep for thousands (I cant spell rn because its 3am... dont judge if I did spell anything wrong, also dont complain that its later for you please)

    • @WitchKing-Of-Angmar
      @WitchKing-Of-Angmar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@ddawndz I'm judging at the fact that a later time in the night makes you less sleepy then say, 8:00 PM?

    • @endmii3912
      @endmii3912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I'm sorry but isn't this the Entity who put together the order that each of "The Man" characters are doing behind his back or something? Entity is a villain mate.

  • @cammy7082
    @cammy7082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1256

    Bro this is such a twist, the sanitarium has taken flesh form to discuss itself. The lore of this man is incredible and should not be taken too lightly ;-;

    • @endermage77
      @endermage77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Actually, it turned out Arkham Sanitarium is the name of the Entity, itself.
      Arkham Sanitarium the hospital was named after it. It's basically its temple, of a sort (Though it is far too humble to call it a temple)

    • @the_protectorof_smols3563
      @the_protectorof_smols3563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@endermage77 I Don't Care How Humble He/It Is As A Dnd Guy I'm Just Happy It's Not A Asylum Sized Mimic

    • @binkerooney5175
      @binkerooney5175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I m surprised he hasn’t made a book yet !
      I mean I would totally buy it 7 times and read them all and never get to the ending.

    • @adm5603
      @adm5603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You know all of this is from his head on the spot..?

    • @endermage77
      @endermage77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@adm5603 Yep. And it's all canon. Even the contradictory bits.
      _Especially the contradictory bits._

  • @vincelestrade3758
    @vincelestrade3758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    I do not know quite how much the following theory contradicts established timelines in the Riftverse, but I wanted to posit it regardless: perhaps, “The Entity” is one of the benevolent Great Ones left behind after the 1000 Year War. Maybe they are attempting to help the humans rebuild - or at least find refuge - while remaining hidden from the opposing Elder Gods who retreated with their lives at the end of the 1000 Year War.

  • @gb731
    @gb731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    I knew the entity would end up one of two ways. Either a horrifyingly realistic, lovecraftian mask or just ER’s regular lovely face

    • @the_protectorof_smols3563
      @the_protectorof_smols3563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      But Which Is Which?

    • @beanie640
      @beanie640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Timothy Gilfillan uhhhhh.....uhhhhhhh...... UHHHHHHH......the first one?

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Weirdly a regular face is somewhat more terrifying, which fits.

    • @FlashFinch
      @FlashFinch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@DeathnoteBB like a final boss in a game just looking like a player, incredibly intimidating because its nothing grand

    • @GriimGarr
      @GriimGarr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Lovely*

  • @zPoisonAssassin
    @zPoisonAssassin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3960

    Ephemeral Rift has literally created his own cinematic universe.

    • @brooknumber2
      @brooknumber2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      RCU

    • @NoraValkyrie20
      @NoraValkyrie20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Cinematic mastermind masterpiece with unknown entities from other places and my interest will never cease.
      Read that out loud and a lot of it seems to rhyme

    • @nugget9427
      @nugget9427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      ERCU

    • @eetualajuuma1659
      @eetualajuuma1659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Yes, until you realize that the entity is from dead by daylight, a game he too plays

    • @NoraValkyrie20
      @NoraValkyrie20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Eetu Alajuuma where is it confirmed that this entity is based off of or is his representation representation of the dead by daylight entity.

  • @Sorrow707
    @Sorrow707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    It's pretty cool that no matter what character Paul is playing , or what video he has created, you're always welcome. He makes you feel like you're seeing an old friend after a few years.

    • @klickingkayasmr7585
      @klickingkayasmr7585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jordan James Yes, he’s like the Mr. Rodgers for adults.....
      And intellectuals.
      I don’t know what I’m talking about, but I agree.

    • @sir_fuckwit
      @sir_fuckwit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We should start a Paul-ytheistic Religion about this man.

    • @jensenfrost3536
      @jensenfrost3536 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are completely right he just has that look

  • @HaiderAli-uv6ib
    @HaiderAli-uv6ib 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3083

    other ASMR artists : heres a 20 minute video
    ER : HERES A MASSIVE 1 hr 22 minute video so you can keep sleeping even through your alarm

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      But suddenly:
      HONEY SCHOOL TIME!

    • @scottbruckner4653
      @scottbruckner4653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      And now for our feature length presentation.

    • @ZoFlowTV
      @ZoFlowTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      My name is Barry Allen and I'm the fastest man alive

    • @Sinnohy
      @Sinnohy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@boopsboops7692 No.

    • @swaggaming69420
      @swaggaming69420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Sinnohy different parents man

  • @NUMBER29__
    @NUMBER29__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1033

    The Entity has chosen a form for our minds to comprehend....how polite.

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He is a god that only wants us to see pleasure. He dose not realize that we would go insane without pain.

    • @echoslayergaming2048
      @echoslayergaming2048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait help I don’t see his form 😱

    • @obamabebop6303
      @obamabebop6303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@boopsboops7692 I'm 14 and this is deep

    • @LunarEdge7
      @LunarEdge7 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@boopsboops7692 Whoa

    • @Kat.Cha0s.c0m
      @Kat.Cha0s.c0m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reminds me of Greek and Roman gods/goddesses.When the show their true form anyone who does not avert their eyes will be incinerated.

  • @Endermaximum56
    @Endermaximum56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +857

    Others: "Oh look a new video with a quirky theme"
    Me: "*I DONT NEED SLEEP, I NEED LORE*"

    • @IamNightingale
      @IamNightingale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Endermaximum “sleep? I don’t know about sleep it’s summer time “

    • @sir_fuckwit
      @sir_fuckwit 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@IamNightingale What do you mean summer time? It's winter and we must always stay viligent to find the lore.

    • @oranyeliz
      @oranyeliz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2:48 him after hearing that:

    • @whateverhe6154
      @whateverhe6154 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guys this comment has 666 likes

  • @dorothygilley3194
    @dorothygilley3194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    The real Entity was the friends we made along the way.

    • @NephewJayden
      @NephewJayden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OK jacksfilms

    • @RJ_Owlby
      @RJ_Owlby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No I want my fucking entity

    • @monke980
      @monke980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@NephewJayden the real entity was inside of us all along

    • @godlygam3r701
      @godlygam3r701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@monke980 no deep shit here

    • @monke980
      @monke980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@godlygam3r701 we live in a society

  • @Lukeamcleod
    @Lukeamcleod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    I love how I can load an advertisement in 1080p but I can’t even watch a video in 144p.

    • @j0m0667
      @j0m0667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I love how I get the exact same ad over and over again.

    • @finchwaddledog5026
      @finchwaddledog5026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love how?

    • @RJ_Owlby
      @RJ_Owlby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don’t love that

    • @shiraki8327
      @shiraki8327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I love u :v

    • @Lukeamcleod
      @Lukeamcleod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@shiraki8327 :0

  • @LastNameBravo23
    @LastNameBravo23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4789

    Nah this is the wrong Entity, the REAL Entity would abduct me, then I'd wake up with three other people and make us fix generators while some random killer tries to find us.
    (edit: 3 years later and I still love these replies. much love and good luck in your games!)

    • @theplayfullnut4862
      @theplayfullnut4862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      With random supernatural abilities catared for the occasion. Yup thats the entity i know.

    • @monochromedream-eatingbaku
      @monochromedream-eatingbaku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Right? NOT MY -NEA- ENTITY

    • @nem1853
      @nem1853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Then the killer would DC when he couldn’t kill you

    • @themattiside6688
      @themattiside6688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Thats what Im talking about broski

    • @bjaraptor
      @bjaraptor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      It might not be your entity, it is suretenly mine, also your zntity sounds like a psycho , but hey is ok, we all die in the end.

  • @ChiefChaosGremlin
    @ChiefChaosGremlin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I love how vaguely ominous and threatening it gets at the end. Bravo

  • @Mori_UA
    @Mori_UA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "The sole meaning of my existence"
    *Pulls out rubber chicken*
    😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Mori_UA
      @Mori_UA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      1:06:35

    • @Thatvintagefanboy
      @Thatvintagefanboy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The fact your pfp is Vincent makes it perfect

  • @ATbierer
    @ATbierer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    The entity: You can call me... Yogg’sothoth
    *skin bursts open and sloffs off to reveal a creature of a thousand eyes, and a cacophonous chorus of maddening voices fill your ears*

    • @stevenstice6683
      @stevenstice6683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Meh. You've stared in one abyss, you've seen them all.

    • @lzrnixion6925
      @lzrnixion6925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Bro, I thought we were on TH-cam, not P*rnhub

    • @Jörmungandr645
      @Jörmungandr645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lzrnixion6925 XD

    • @asheru2649
      @asheru2649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or just Jeff

    • @joeyjointjebaiter1275
      @joeyjointjebaiter1275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You mean out bursts Nea?

  • @adelaidecruse2145
    @adelaidecruse2145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    The Entity: *a literal omnipresent being from an alternate dimension being one of a thousand generations of omnipotent Entities*
    Also The Entity: "What is beard?"

    • @calcium_skeleton
      @calcium_skeleton ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not omnipotent or omnipresent, he said it himself but it’s strange that he doesn’t know English after so many years of people speaking it in him

  • @chrisbade2119
    @chrisbade2119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    Is this The Entity that Professor Clemmons was talking about?
    *final boss music intensifies*

  • @genesisosuna
    @genesisosuna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    9:23 that close up whispering was so good.

  • @barbaramasterson9627
    @barbaramasterson9627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I think ER is a 1 man show. The costumes, the masks, all. The presenter is very talented and imaginative and relaxes me very well as i fall asleep.

  • @m.mulder8864
    @m.mulder8864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This remains one of my favorite asmr videos. The volume of your whispering, the choice of props, your enunciation.
    I listen to this at least once a week. I like to have it running while I'm playing minecraft.

  • @toxichem103
    @toxichem103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    FUN FACT: Ephemeral Rift is actually a combined effort by The One Above All, The Presence and other godly figures to create human bliss. They all simply take the face of the one human that defeated Chuck Norris

    • @DamnMascus
      @DamnMascus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Let’s start a cult, dear intellectual!

  • @lambie7975
    @lambie7975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    I am digging the ponytail you got there Rift. It’s an amazing look on you. And this video is super relaxing by the way. Love this channel so much!
    Edit: oh my goodness I’ve never had this many likes before.

    • @Space_Potat
      @Space_Potat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Think all the same as you ✨👌🌝

    • @notacare8771
      @notacare8771 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow you are very optimistic

    • @lambie7975
      @lambie7975 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      not a care Nothing wrong with that. Besides how can you not be optimistic when Rift always creates quality videos that help people.

    • @ramen1551
      @ramen1551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lambie who is rift? this is the entity

    • @lambie7975
      @lambie7975 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bobby Hileman Oh Right the entity. XD My bad.

  • @zorbinii
    @zorbinii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    I want there to be an episode of an AA patient who figures out that everyone looks the same

    • @panzer107
      @panzer107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      an anti-aircraft patient. perfect.

    • @nickhodge7376
      @nickhodge7376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      “My names Mr . Peterson and I’m an alcoholic”

    • @jakobmorris1483
      @jakobmorris1483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bro is that your axelotol?

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He slowly grows insane throughout the video, learning the secrets to Arkham.

    • @Gatekeeper0880
      @Gatekeeper0880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@panzer107 Nothing cures addiction better than a 20mm.

  • @TacoStacks
    @TacoStacks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    This is exactly what I needed!

    • @brb8407
      @brb8407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ha fuckin loser nobody cares about you

    • @commiedogborkins5568
      @commiedogborkins5568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@brb8407 nah mate your the loser being an internet troll

    • @brb8407
      @brb8407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@commiedogborkins5568 nah mate ur mum never loved you

    • @commiedogborkins5568
      @commiedogborkins5568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      do you enjoy harming others

    • @commiedogborkins5568
      @commiedogborkins5568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      do you love to harm others

  • @atreyubarrett3913
    @atreyubarrett3913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I remember watching this about 11 months ago it’s actually what got me into asmr and now I’m coming back this video and it’s as good as the day I left it,
    Thankyou

  • @julesv.6303
    @julesv.6303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "I'm the last of my kind, there are not too many of us." Now that is simply genius

    • @the_protectorof_smols3563
      @the_protectorof_smols3563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Isn't that That A Self Contradicting Statement?

    • @archangel7464
      @archangel7464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@the_protectorof_smols3563 what I think he means is there are not many who can call themselves the last of their own kind

    • @the_protectorof_smols3563
      @the_protectorof_smols3563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@archangel7464 hmm odd phrasing you gotta admit

    • @iTyncWithReality
      @iTyncWithReality 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought it meant:. "there are not TWO many of us." ... because there is only one.

  • @VoiceofPersonaASMR
    @VoiceofPersonaASMR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Just when you think you’ve memorized ER’s morning upload schedule he uploads a video at 430pm. Always keeping us on our toes!

    • @nodus7853
      @nodus7853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Voice of Persona ASMR for me it’s 10 pm🤣

    • @VoiceofPersonaASMR
      @VoiceofPersonaASMR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Potato Walkthroughs ER is a German spy, confirmed?

    • @bjaraptor
      @bjaraptor 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      For me it's 23:32, so yeah.

    • @lldrumr9095
      @lldrumr9095 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally nobody keeps track of that

    • @VoiceofPersonaASMR
      @VoiceofPersonaASMR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Liam Lund I don’t think you know what the word “literally” means.

  • @johnmivule-novabow8143
    @johnmivule-novabow8143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1041

    THE ENTITY HAS SUMMONED ME FROM MY SLUMBER

  • @newtthewizard3942
    @newtthewizard3942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Its amazing that the plot is both thickening and unraveling at the same time right before our very eyes!

  • @rs5570
    @rs5570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Anyone with a functioning soul knows what a good person you are. Anything good you have you deserve. You help so many people. Today I’m pretending you’re my friend and you might help walk my dog since I broke my foot & tell him it’ll be ok. & his mom will get better even if she thinks she won’t. Just one kind person can keep you away from the window sill.

    • @chillcreep4926
      @chillcreep4926 ปีที่แล้ว

      how's the foot, the dog, the window? I hope your recovery was smooth

  • @Ickerus13
    @Ickerus13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I like that you frequently use dark backgrounds. It's very considersate. My phone is not in the Avatar state at night. Thanks for making lots of cool and good stuff for us, friend!

    • @IsabruhMoment
      @IsabruhMoment 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dark theme good, light theme bad

    • @Symbioteposion
      @Symbioteposion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Loving the avatar reference

  • @deadass9493
    @deadass9493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    One day his grandchildren will say “dad put grandpa’s tape again I like it, it relaxes me”

  • @the_manchovie1795
    @the_manchovie1795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1 and a half hours and no ads. That's genius on a new level.

  • @sethcarpenter6394
    @sethcarpenter6394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is why I love Ephemeral Rift. He takes interesting concepts and turns it into amazing and relaxing ASMR.

  • @phalanxiatheroan863
    @phalanxiatheroan863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    It's the equivalent of 3am for me, and I'm watching a man stroke a brain with a wisk.
    Cool.

  • @josepaulino7081
    @josepaulino7081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Im here for the red string

  • @nicholaschernis7646
    @nicholaschernis7646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    With that beard coming in so much, hypothetically you could braid it and do an ASMR of an older Viking that outlived all of his brothers in arms and instructs newer warriors on how to stay alive in battle perhaps 🤔

  • @evz6135
    @evz6135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The Entity = chill buddy in the deepest void.
    100% I would hang out with the Entity while being stuck in a quantum time area .

  • @crazymotey2023
    @crazymotey2023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    0:14 yes, yes it actually does

  • @endermage77
    @endermage77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Ah, we meet at last.
    Arkham Sanitarium. Master of Relaxation.

    • @Sam-uc9po
      @Sam-uc9po 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Endermage77 *quiet boss music plays *

    • @LunarEdge7
      @LunarEdge7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mfw final boss wants to lull me to sleep to win: Bring it on, I got my tin foil hat! :D/

    • @kakary3161
      @kakary3161 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can’t remember the word, but when you shorten that it becomes A.S.M.R

  • @juicyie
    @juicyie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Watching ER's videos has convinced me to sleep on the other side of my bed, which has turned out more comfy, thank you Rift

  • @TheCompleteMental
    @TheCompleteMental 5 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Relax with _the v o i d_

    • @Kai_snzz
      @Kai_snzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Extro do not worry I am the _void_ the *void* is me

    • @IsabruhMoment
      @IsabruhMoment 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Extro *and that’s a fact*

    • @the_protectorof_smols3563
      @the_protectorof_smols3563 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm already a Tenno and Wally is an ass

    • @dianauwu1312
      @dianauwu1312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@the_protectorof_smols3563 "Relax with the Man in the Wall ASMR"
      Hey Kiddo. I hope you are doing well.

    • @the_protectorof_smols3563
      @the_protectorof_smols3563 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dianauwu1312 .Spacemom may be gone but your still shifty as hell Wally also you were mean to rell so I don't trust you! 😒😒😒

  • @hillsxx5967
    @hillsxx5967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    E.R. should have played God in that one Bruce almighty film starring Jim Carrey 😂

    • @sebili3766
      @sebili3766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I think Morgan Freeman is the perfect Actor for the role of God.
      But E.R. would be a excellent Satan.
      Change my Mind.

    • @brightblackgrouse6236
      @brightblackgrouse6236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Should have*......please

    • @skye.mp5
      @skye.mp5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@brightblackgrouse6236 thank you white steve harvey

    • @brightblackgrouse6236
      @brightblackgrouse6236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@skye.mp5 thank you for mocking xxxtesticles

    • @skye.mp5
      @skye.mp5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@brightblackgrouse6236 any time brother

  • @motleygrewe
    @motleygrewe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I laughed unexpectedly hard at "heart attaché". Blind-sided me with that one.

  • @dculverii
    @dculverii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This man is an absolute legend, there are zero ads, nor any sponsorship mentions at any point of his videos. This means he takes his own time to do videos with no ad revenue or sponsors just for our relaxation. He deserves all the respect in the world.

  • @avoidloner
    @avoidloner ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how his videos are so long because he actually enjoys the content he makes and the ideas he has for them.

  • @NickPersonal365
    @NickPersonal365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You are my favorite asmr creator, you make my schizophrenia that I suffer from more bearable at night. I often have a fear of sleep with anxiety and you take that away. Thank you so much!

  • @seamusdoyle4884
    @seamusdoyle4884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    You should write a book. I feel like there is an amazing story being told in your videos.

  • @cdgshockz
    @cdgshockz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    This is like one of those "Getting to know the enemy" cutscenes where he seems nice but turns out he is evil and we have to defeat him in the end

  • @politicallyinaccuratetoast4757
    @politicallyinaccuratetoast4757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    **grabs power drill**
    "So as I was saying"
    Should I take this as a threat

    • @speedwheel1807
      @speedwheel1807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No. The entity isn't hostile.

    • @keeganrein1097
      @keeganrein1097 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watch the very end of the video! Are you sure?

  • @m.mulder8864
    @m.mulder8864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "Stars, Black Holes, Quarks, Subatomic particles."
    Yes, please keep talking dirty science to me.

    • @ohdontmindme4241
      @ohdontmindme4241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Whoa calm down son it’s just an elementary particle

    • @m.mulder8864
      @m.mulder8864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ohdontmindme4241 whisper "elementary particles" to me

  • @IAmIncontinent
    @IAmIncontinent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    IT’S ALL COMING TOGETHER NOW, I’VE WAITED YEARS FOR THIS.

  • @meleewulf
    @meleewulf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    ER: “I have yet to understand the purpose of *B E A R D* “
    Edit: Also ER: “Is this your brain?”

  • @wasai17
    @wasai17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Entity is very relaxing, because entity is the definition of relaxation, we all love entity, we love you entity.

  • @csguak
    @csguak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video is by far one of the best asmr video yet, not just because of the duration, but the tingle quality is consistent and effective throughout.

  • @stephanie1733
    @stephanie1733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The camcorder is one of the absolute best triggers ever… and the monster gloves. 🧤

  • @NiclasDreger
    @NiclasDreger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I won't fall asleep
    I won't fall asleep
    I won't fall asleep
    I won't fall asleep
    I won't fall asleep
    .
    .
    Oh thats sounds nice...
    ..
    ..
    What if i close my eyes for a second...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ^Wakes up next morning^
    *DAMN IT E.R YOU GOT ME AGAIN*
    ^-^

    • @beanie640
      @beanie640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ninja Niclas *slowly claps* heh. I can pull so many all nighters.....I have become one with insomnia.

  • @drewvans9442
    @drewvans9442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    At this point I get more excited for Rift videos than I do anything else...

  • @nobledamask
    @nobledamask 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    All these folks making Dead by Daylight references and I'm sitting here waiting for television static eyes and a high pitched "huuuuuuuumaaaan".

  • @thestupidgenius339
    @thestupidgenius339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    the reason for the red string is at 1:17:40

  • @Courtz_Cosplay
    @Courtz_Cosplay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Been watching ER since the beginning. Deserves millions of subs! Always treating us with amazing videos

  • @DefinetelyNotAnAlien
    @DefinetelyNotAnAlien 5 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    Dear Rift,
    Could you please remove the endings from your videos? They are unnecessary as I have never reached them.
    Regards

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Agreed

    • @bayotic4286
      @bayotic4286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Every time I click on a video of his like this I always watch the ending first and then start from the beginning

    • @Zlittlepenguin
      @Zlittlepenguin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Sometimes you gotta watch the same video like 6 nights in a row, and, to me.... that’s ok...

    • @DefinetelyNotAnAlien
      @DefinetelyNotAnAlien 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@bayotic4286 *hackerman*

    • @Mister_Rat_
      @Mister_Rat_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      you mean the last 50 minutes of his video's right?

  • @sawyerl137
    @sawyerl137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Literally the perfect thing to concentrate while doing homework in quarantine

  • @BigDave18
    @BigDave18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    When he said:
    "you can call me Arkham sanitarium"
    I was like:
    "THE MALL COP KNEW IT ALL ALONG"

  • @dylancobbold9203
    @dylancobbold9203 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bro when wearing headphones my body spasms from
    all the tingles his voice gives

  • @MistyMtnsAflame
    @MistyMtnsAflame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I keep coming back for both the amazing asmr but also because I’m obsessed with the theological implications of this video to the established universe

  • @brenmoyer4896
    @brenmoyer4896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "I have yet to understand the purpose of beard." 😂😂 Love this, so relaxing like always!

    • @mental_health1998
      @mental_health1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same with hair what is the purpose of hair a beard has more benefits than having hair

    • @TheChalkist
      @TheChalkist 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mental_health1998 hair protects your head from the heat of the sun I'm pretty sure

    • @mental_health1998
      @mental_health1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheChalkist what happens when 8 out of ten men go bold they melt

    • @TheChalkist
      @TheChalkist 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mental_health1998 wear a fukin hat bruh

    • @doyouunderstandthis
      @doyouunderstandthis ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mental_health1998a beard doesn’t have more benefits than hair. Hair helps regulate head temperature and also protects the head from solar rays which is where the sun shines the most. And if you have a lot of hair it’s a cushion for head damage.

  • @abby-kc2sr
    @abby-kc2sr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm always ending up having to rewatch his videos like five times because I always fall asleep and then when I wake up I'm just like "damnit not again!"

  • @kovyvuri
    @kovyvuri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Who else in the beginning thought of "Allow myself....To introduce myself."

  • @blakeycakes7509
    @blakeycakes7509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Most asmr channels: hair cutting, face treatment, do your makeup, hearing test ✨✨✨✨(still good content, just very repetitive lol) vs ER: meet a whole ass lovecraftian god but it’s asmr. Everything you make is so creative and interesting to watch!

  • @jok.1666
    @jok.1666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Paul you're a trip n a half. I struggle n so many of us struggle like you but you're accomplishing and taking us with you. Thank you, joy to you and your family. Thanks.

  • @NightWhispererASMR
    @NightWhispererASMR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Your creativity is unmatched my friend! 🔥

    • @stormdesertstrike
      @stormdesertstrike 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You just put on fire your own comment....

    • @arbiter204
      @arbiter204 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MaylaTheCatgirl destroy it!

  • @Aa1aaaaaaaaaa
    @Aa1aaaaaaaaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love it when a random entity just appears, taps on stuff, and says it has a plan for me.

  • @JakeKanonymousgoogler
    @JakeKanonymousgoogler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I could watch an entire video of you playing with your beard. Such a relaxing sound!

  • @xJabro
    @xJabro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Theory: all of his characters look the same because we're a schizophrenic and the only face we ever see is our doctor

    • @SweetAeromotion
      @SweetAeromotion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As someone with schizophrenia, no. I hate it 😂

  • @garrettanderson8978
    @garrettanderson8978 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I keep coming back to this one. Nearly the perfect ASMR video.

  • @wolfyboy
    @wolfyboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    he could just have stood BEHIND the camera and talked, as if the ROOM was talking to us, as the entity is the building. still good though. X3

  • @gumby4456
    @gumby4456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    You should do a video with bones or a skeleton. I feel like they would make a nice sound, and you could make a video called robbing the Arkham cemetary.

  • @deimbojo9662
    @deimbojo9662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’ve tried watching others but this man is tried and true, great channel man

  • @cheezeygoodnez7801
    @cheezeygoodnez7801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When he breathes in it sounds like he's preparing to project his voice into our world.

  • @unfunnymemer1547
    @unfunnymemer1547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    23:40 I like how he just casually mentions the existence of gods

  • @Space_Potat
    @Space_Potat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    You almost got it, The Entity! We say “Allow myself, to intRoduce myself”
    c:

    • @theplayfullnut4862
      @theplayfullnut4862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dr.T?

    • @Space_Potat
      @Space_Potat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      PLAYFULLNU T
      ✊😷

    • @sondo303
      @sondo303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Definitely Dr.t

    • @Space_Potat
      @Space_Potat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      scott sondermann
      *my* people c:

    • @fcnth
      @fcnth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You owe the Entity some tingles

  • @DerMessiasderSatire
    @DerMessiasderSatire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Lore is expanding and expanding and I can't even follow because I fall asleep every time. Dang it and YES, thank you, E. R. for those wonderful tingles and the amazing relaxation you always bring, with this little twist of making it a story. Keep it up.
    OFF TO FAR AWAY UNIVERSESSSSS!

  • @nekokitty3347
    @nekokitty3347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Imagine being so insignificant that not even your universe's creation was significant enough to bother a being.

    • @hentaisailor5951
      @hentaisailor5951 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      well no it woke them up because of it

  • @devotion5968
    @devotion5968 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    this early tapping on the old camcorder is just perfect. i also remember the tapping where u used the games and films with the blueray cover. i really like in genereal your slow tapping. very nice.

  • @talormiller4159
    @talormiller4159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Honestly your videos are really weird but really calming and i enjoy them a lot thank you for making them also you do some of the best ASMR
    I also had to edit alot because it bothered me (a lot)

  • @gudgie1096
    @gudgie1096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    If the Entity thinks that humans are innovative and creative, they clearly haven’t seen EA or Disney yet... maybe it should stay that way.

    • @TheEwqua
      @TheEwqua 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Well I mean they're really creative in making new ways to trick people out of their money
      You gotta admit nobody's ever pulled that impressive of a con, maybe except for Joseph Smith

    • @finchwaddledog5026
      @finchwaddledog5026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thomas Edison

    • @Uniformtree000
      @Uniformtree000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@finchwaddledog5026 you guys never heard of the south sea bubble ?

    • @sicko033
      @sicko033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well they once were

    • @jeanpierrepolnarref3352
      @jeanpierrepolnarref3352 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Gudgie 10 imma say this one thing: nAkEnA JoNO jOjO nEeEeEe

  • @Wakkabutler
    @Wakkabutler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Slowly transforming into the cult leader in Far Cry 5 lol. Thanks ER!

  • @thetwitchywitchy
    @thetwitchywitchy ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m absolutely calling it a heart attaché from now on

  • @piperat6624
    @piperat6624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He really is good at portraying a character lots of role play asmrtist have their characters all sound the same but rift is always good at adding differences in his characters to make them exciting and interesting to watch

  • @noircookie
    @noircookie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yes! I was wondering when you were going to make an ASMR on the creator of Arkham Sanitarium, I've been waiting for this! Great work.