You make such unique content. I always come back for some rift. Thanks for all you do and make dude, helps get my mind off my pain when trying to sleep
You are too late, he already has an army of droids, you can't stop his influence, he will take over the ASMR market with his cutting-edge *technical* breakthroughs
I dunnno if that's real leather man.... It's not blue and doesn't have gold trim with the number 76 on it.... Probably not worth the 200 boxes of matches.... I'll pay you 80 boxes of matches and a bottle of rum kay?
Do a Hannibal roleplay dining with us (since he feeds his guests humans, i figured it’s dark enough for your channel) where you eat and make inside jokes about the food that we’re not supposed to understand and make him part of the rift universe
...you're in the zone. The only things we accept is trading things for other things or rubedes. Have you ever seen an AK-47 in the mojave or Capital wasteland or in the commowealth?? (No chinese assault rifle and assault rifle doesn't count)
@@Xtupra_Pobrezzz i i ii i. bio biii i i io iocin i i ocoocoocihociohh i ovihjh ohi oo ohoi i ovo9oh99ohhoohv hojoh ovvoohh i ohi ovhoh oo iho ohohohho o ojh o. ooh i oh9h oh ooh ohhh9ojoh ohjh ooh oh o o9j ohin i i i oho i i i i i i i i i i i i i i iii i i i i i ii in i in i i i ii i i in i i i in i in i i i i i i i i i i i i i ioo ihi iovoj i i. ohi ocon oo inch ocin ovojoh obob ohhhi jo9 bob i oj. jovon i i oo9ojoh i ooooji in i hojoh o i 9vobob i johi i o i oh i 9 joh ocon i in i o oi i i i in ocon i ho o i ii i i in i i i in i ii i i i i i in i i i in i i i in i i i i ohi i i in i i. ii i i i i. hi i i i ii i i ii i i in i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i in i i. I b i i i i i. hi i i i in i i iin i i i i i i i i in i i in i i i ii i i i i i i i i i hi ooh i in i i. hi ii ii i. hi iin i. hi i ii i i in i in i i i i. hi i i i i i i i i i i. I b i i. I b i i. ji. jii i i i i i i i i i in i in i i in i i i i i in i i in i iii in i i in i in i i i i i ii i i i i i i i i i i i i in i i i i i i i i. i in i in i i i in i i ii i ii i i ii ooh i in i i ii i i i. b b bbn. jii i i i i i i i i i in i i in i i. I b i i i i ii i i i. jii. hii i i i i ii i in i i ii i i i ii i i i ii i i i i i i i in i ii i ii i. ji i i i i ii i i i i i i ii i. ohoojoojooji jojoh oj i9ih. ji i i ii i i i in i ooooooooooooooooooj ov j. joooj oooj ooooj o o jo. jooooooj ooooobiin obob ooooooloji i. i i i i i o ohiin i ojii jo jo iocook i i i i i i in i i i in i i i o. i i i. i i. i. i. i o. i i i. i i o. i i i. i i i o. o oj. i o oj in i i o i. oo. ocon i i. o obook i. o i o bj i. oo oobob i oj oboooooboooboooooj. ooo ooojojoooo ooojojojoi ojoj. ooo von i oboi oooo oooboj k. oojooovon ocon o bob o bob o bob o bob oboo bj ojoobob obob ocon obob obob obob obob oojo bon o bj obon obook ojoobon ojoo bon o bj o bob ojoo bon o bob o bj o bob o bob o bob o bob o bob o bob ooboo book o o bj o bj o ooboobooojovon obj oboojobj obj ocon o bob o bob oojo bon o bj o bob oo9 con o ooojo bj o bj o bj oco jobon oojobob oojocon obook obj obook obj oboko jobon ocon oojo. ooobj obbj o oo book o bj ooooooo9bo bj o oojoojo oo bob oojo bj o obj obj oojo9jbobook ooobj ocon obob oooboojoobob o obj ooobob oooojobin ook noi iin j k l moom
I feel like gold would still be valuable, but more for its conductivity rather than its visual aspect in a post-apocalyptic setting. Assuming electricity still works. Great video as always.
I really wonder what his system is for hair length and roleplays. Does he just cut it when he wants and record roleplays that match the hair? Does he grow it out or cut it because he wants to film a certain character? Does he stockpile videos at certain lengths so he can post those while he grows it out? So many questions
You know, with the current hair style and beard. Uncle Rift could do a perfect John Wick asmr roleplay. Where the boogeyman himself tries to soothe the child of a mobster (us, the audience.) as he just saved us from a recent contract he took.
What happened to zeds zombuy's ashopalypse? I have a plethora of questions. Did he and his zombie wife live happily ever after or did she get loose one night and eat his face? Was he out scavenging for more duct tape and a zombie horde suprise him and he starved to death in a true value hardware store? Or did a customer find out he had a zombie wife and killed her causing zed to go crazy and start killing all his customers with elaborate traps made out of duct tape? I need to know!
day 16: of me asking rift for a swear word only video 😃 er i need to know if you just want me to stop and i will stop intoxicating your comment section because ik this is a dumb idea but all i want is a video even if it’s 1 second of you saying fuck and then title it swear word only
I predict that at approximately day 19, he will give in and the swear word video shall be complete. Until then, we must continue to support the cause. It will be the Best Video that will cure Humanitarian Conditions.
You gotta love Rift World. Endless ideas and creativity. Also where's our Boi Kermit? Day 17.... EDIT: Okay Kermit says it is day 16, so 16 it shall be.
@@Rizlack Everyone does subconsciously. If someone is mad at you, the best thing to do is sit right next to them and eat something. Humans associate eating with peace, and seeing someone eat puts the thought of peace into their subconscious thoughts. If you can get them to eat with you, you've won and they are no longer angry.
@@timewellspent8137 Nonsense. Watching random people shovel food in their mouth and make disgusting chomping sounds is one of the very last things I'd ever watch to relax/sleep. Would have the polar opposite effect.
I bet most normal people would show up here during the apocalypse and wonder why the shop owner is tapping things. But everyone who knows about ASMR would be soothed into a buy.
The vendor that sells all the important provisions, the man that draws the borders and differentiate between a safe Haven and danger. The man that eats with you, while making you feel uncomfortable. Rift is that NPC in Bethesda games that just uses the same voice files and the same model.
I'd say about 80-90% is all improv, just me running with an idea. The only time I script is when I need to (remember to) say certain things. Like my latest "Zogthrip's Multiverse Travel Agency" was heavily scripted just because of all the details about the various universes.
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I shall trade with everyone the secrets of praising our Lord Papa Rift. Trade me your monies and valuables, and I shall exchange for you the eternal secrets of praise. Join me in praising Him, for He is all that is glorious. Papa praise. Papa bless. Stay blessed.
i don't know what i'm more obsessed with, your videos or your hair becoming longer :))) (keep growing out out i feel like you would look good with longer hair!)
He is sure comfortable with the fact I walked in with a axe stuck in my head. Radiation works wonders. What do you mean zombies arent supposed to talk?
@@ren_8181 i have these blades that are like dragon they each have 2 blades its like a U but the ends are blades and the two i have go together to make this cool 4 bladed thing
Uncle er the type of guy to read terms and conditions and decline them
Lmao thats great!
Fr tho
imagine if he does a future video in which he reads Terms and Conditions slowly in ASMR and then declines at the very end
I have actually done that multiple times....
How he hasn't become a meme yet amazes me
ER you need to act man. You’re a legend
A 1 and a half hour video with no ads well done
i sleep on the ground some days because his asmr is that good
Damn Antiques Roadshow is goin through some tough times.
You make such unique content. I always come back for some rift. Thanks for all you do and make dude, helps get my mind off my pain when trying to sleep
RIFT SQUAD, URGENT MISSION
WE NEED TO FIND Dr.T ASmr
You are too late, he already has an army of droids, you can't stop his influence, he will take over the ASMR market with his cutting-edge *technical* breakthroughs
@@CrispySkinwalker It is almost I N A U D I B L E
I dunnno if that's real leather man.... It's not blue and doesn't have gold trim with the number 76 on it.... Probably not worth the 200 boxes of matches.... I'll pay you 80 boxes of matches and a bottle of rum kay?
Think about it this way. The person he says goodbye too at the beginning is the last person who watched the video before you.
Woah, mind blown
what about the first person that watched the video?
Thats actually pretty cool Nico
YOOOOOOO
Mobstah Lobstah legend has it E.R never said goodbye at the start of the video the first person watched
Looking to protect yourself...OR DEAL SOME DAMAGE?
Guard might get nervous, a man approaches with his weapon drawn.
Did someone stole your sweetroll?
Take a look.
Some may call this junk but I call them treasures
I need to ask you to stop. That... shouting... is making people nervous.
Thought that was a green screen.
Of course it isn't, this is Ephemeral Rift.
Hey there!
You would be right
Your icon looks like the guy short guy from Rhett And Link.
Its prolly his basement
Robin Gilliver it’s Link... don’t disrespect them
Will I have to pay in caps?
Todbileg Otgonbat Why not a Charge Card?
*coughs* weed *coughs*
*[Slap]* *{stares in anger}*
What about 500 atoms?
Caps lock keys? key thief is that you???
"Hey, you're finally awake."
oh yeah yeah
DANGIT TOM HOWARD
Jesus Christ Denton
@@luzzbightyear3159 Todd*
I see your avatar icon everywhere but with various names. Does this represent some group or something?
Someone get me a poster of a mad max style Rift walking away into the sunset amd beside him is, instead of a dog or other companion, a pet boot
...a pet boot...war never changes, huh?
Uh wouldn't you want your girlfriend back first? Ok I'll just see myself out.
Me too! Sounds like a great idea :D
Make it happen I’ll pay for that
Jaune get back to the rwby verse and fix the show ;^;
Post apocalyptic stuff is always the coolest
Martin Laird x2
@@comonena x3
@@pg3dclipsskits774 x5
(+1,+2,+3...)
X6
@@MultiERIC1973 x 7
*Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for nuclear winter*
"Need something?"
I hear Primm got a new sheriff... that should keep the Powder Gangers away!
RETRIBUTION
A package courier found shot in the head near Goodsprings has reportedly regained consciousness and made a full recovery.
Ave, true to Caesar.
when you realize that his vids are literally movie runtimes
Jim Halpert holy shit. I’m not a movie type person solely because I think they take too long, but I’m here making sure I watch the whole thing. Wild.
That pfp fits perfectly
Dude, I never realized that either... damn...
Jim how are the kids?
Is it really Jim from the office omg this is crazy can you sign my phone case.
Your hair fits perfectly with the video
Benja Vásquez you are correct his hair is awesome right now
Benja Vásquez thanks
Benja Vásquez his hair is perfect in any video
I guess times are tough if you sell your pet boots
No not the boots anything but the boots
Least they are back together again.
Puss is gonna be angry...
Pet brains still here
Worse than you think if he was dinner..
I'm very disappointed by the lack of toaster repair in this video.
*the machine spirit*
Oh I get it I played wasteland 2
"nice green screen"
*puts jacket on a loop*
"Um......what?"
Prolly garage or basement
No CGI here! Uncle E puts a lot of effort in real looking sets and props.
"Nice green screen"
*grabs unloaded AK*
"Okay I yield!"
It’s never a green screen
“Wait, its not a green screen?”
“Never has been.”
Do a Hannibal roleplay dining with us (since he feeds his guests humans, i figured it’s dark enough for your channel) where you eat and make inside jokes about the food that we’re not supposed to understand and make him part of the rift universe
YES!
I'd love that too !
„Inside” jokes, huh?
@@siposmarton8324 thatd be a bit gutsy of him 😉
Italic.mp4 cannibal*
Excuse me, sir, can you also repair my broken power armor? Or my broken gun?... Do you accept caps or do you have any side mission for me to pay?
...you're in the zone. The only things we accept is trading things for other things or rubedes. Have you ever seen an AK-47 in the mojave or Capital wasteland or in the commowealth?? (No chinese assault rifle and assault rifle doesn't count)
Yes, but we just accept NCR dollars. And about the mission: Just fuck with Caesar's Legion
another settlement needs our help ill mark it on your map
@@Xtupra_Pobrezzz i i ii i. bio biii i i io iocin i i ocoocoocihociohh i ovihjh ohi oo ohoi i ovo9oh99ohhoohv hojoh ovvoohh i ohi ovhoh oo iho ohohohho o ojh o. ooh i oh9h oh ooh ohhh9ojoh ohjh ooh oh o o9j ohin i i i oho i i i i i i i i i i i i i i iii i i i i i ii in i in i i i ii i i in i i i in i in i i i i i i i i i i i i i ioo ihi iovoj i i. ohi ocon oo inch ocin ovojoh obob ohhhi jo9 bob i oj. jovon i i oo9ojoh i ooooji in i hojoh o i 9vobob i johi i o i oh i 9 joh ocon i in i o oi i i i in ocon i ho o i ii i i in i i i in i ii i i i i i in i i i in i i i in i i i i ohi i i in i i. ii i i i i. hi i i i ii i i ii i i in i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i in i i. I b i i i i i. hi i i i in i i iin i i i i i i i i in i i in i i i ii i i i i i i i i i hi ooh i in i i. hi ii ii i. hi iin i. hi i ii i i in i in i i i i. hi i i i i i i i i i i. I b i i. I b i i. ji. jii i i i i i i i i i in i in i i in i i i i i in i i in i iii in i i in i in i i i i i ii i i i i i i i i i i i i in i i i i i i i i. i in i in i i i in i i ii i ii i i ii ooh i in i i ii i i i. b b bbn. jii i i i i i i i i i in i i in i i. I b i i i i ii i i i. jii. hii i i i i ii i in i i ii i i i ii i i i ii i i i i i i i in i ii i ii i. ji i i i i ii i i i i i i ii i. ohoojoojooji jojoh oj i9ih. ji i i ii i i i in i ooooooooooooooooooj ov j. joooj oooj ooooj o o jo. jooooooj ooooobiin obob ooooooloji i. i i i i i o ohiin i ojii jo jo iocook i i i i i i in i i i in i i i o. i i i. i i. i. i. i o. i i i. i i o. i i i. i i i o. o oj. i o oj in i i o i. oo. ocon i i. o obook i. o i o bj i. oo oobob i oj oboooooboooboooooj. ooo ooojojoooo ooojojojoi ojoj. ooo von i oboi oooo oooboj k. oojooovon ocon o bob o bob o bob o bob oboo bj ojoobob obob ocon obob obob obob obob oojo bon o bj obon obook ojoobon ojoo bon o bj o bob ojoo bon o bob o bj o bob o bob o bob o bob o bob o bob ooboo book o o bj o bj o ooboobooojovon obj oboojobj obj ocon o bob o bob oojo bon o bj o bob oo9 con o ooojo bj o bj o bj oco jobon oojobob oojocon obook obj obook obj oboko jobon ocon oojo. ooobj obbj o oo book o bj ooooooo9bo bj o oojoojo oo bob oojo bj o obj obj oojo9jbobook ooobj ocon obob oooboojoobob o obj ooobob oooojobin ook noi iin j k l moom
@@ryakeithc1662 same
I feel like gold would still be valuable, but more for its conductivity rather than its visual aspect in a post-apocalyptic setting. Assuming electricity still works. Great video as always.
Shiny looks nice
Gold will always have value to humans
How exactly would electricity stop working?
@@maathimself9024 post apocalyptic world, nobody to run power stations and maintain powerlines
Yep, as a conductive and corrosion resistant solder for circuitry and wiring.
Do you accept nuka cola bottle caps?
Depends on which vault you come from
Sunset sarsaparila is more valuable
Sadly I come from vault 76
@@sfelber5510 Then go fuck yourself xd
@@sfelber5510 Wha- get the hell outta here! You're kind's not welcome here!
Are we going to get a part 2? This one was always one of my favs
Hopefully we’ll see it again sometime
I really wonder what his system is for hair length and roleplays. Does he just cut it when he wants and record roleplays that match the hair? Does he grow it out or cut it because he wants to film a certain character? Does he stockpile videos at certain lengths so he can post those while he grows it out? So many questions
Hmm
@@Solid-Matrix Hmm
@@mags_1977 Hmm
@@FireDrage Hmm
@@mr-meek Hmm
Ohh Noo!!! He turned the pet boots into BOOTS!!!!
At least they are together now though
:( sad too see such mythical creatures in such a way
He sick! He very sick!
You know, with the current hair style and beard. Uncle Rift could do a perfect John Wick asmr roleplay. Where the boogeyman himself tries to soothe the child of a mobster (us, the audience.) as he just saved us from a recent contract he took.
Is pretty good idea
What happened to zeds zombuy's ashopalypse? I have a plethora of questions. Did he and his zombie wife live happily ever after or did she get loose one night and eat his face? Was he out scavenging for more duct tape and a zombie horde suprise him and he starved to death in a true value hardware store? Or did a customer find out he had a zombie wife and killed her causing zed to go crazy and start killing all his customers with elaborate traps made out of duct tape? I need to know!
day 16: of me asking rift for a swear word only video 😃
er i need to know if you just want me to stop and i will stop intoxicating your comment section because ik this is a dumb idea but all i want is a video even if it’s 1 second of you saying fuck and then title it swear word only
I still believe in you Kermit
Kermit is fighting The good fight
You can do it! I hope rift can too😀
Day 15 of me supporting Kermit in his request for a swear word only video
I predict that at approximately day 19, he will give in and the swear word video shall be complete. Until then, we must continue to support the cause. It will be the Best Video that will cure Humanitarian Conditions.
Is it just me or does everyone else love the effect as you darken your screen, the edges of the video gets darker
You mean the vignette? Yes, I like it too.
00:00:00 Finishing up with another customer
00:01:00 How can I help you?
00:04:45 Leather coat
00:07:30 Rain coat
00:10:35 Leather gloves
00:12:25 Winter gloves
00:14:35 Pair of waterproof boots
00:17:50 Rainstick
00:22:00 Sleeping bag
00:25:00 Plastic gas canister
00:27:50 Metal gas canister
00:30:20 Double-bit ax
00:33:25 Battery operated lantern
00:35:15 Oil lamp
00:37:10 Lamp oil
00:38:30 Candles
00:39:45 Plastic storage bags
00:42:00 Matches
00:44:14 Candle test
00:48:00 Canned goods
00:53:05 Plastic canteen
00:56:04 Gas mask
00:58:25 Can opener
01:00:30 Bandage
01:02:20 Hydrogen peroxide
01:04:53 Scissors & tweezers
01:07:04 Multitool
01:09:45 Hunting knife
01:13:15 AK-47
01:16:07 Rucksack
01:20:10 Stay safe
Time stamps from description
Easily the most unique ASMR channel on TH-cam.
Breefly about this video
*John Wick killed all his enemies after ex-communicado and finally went to the retirement*
Pp08
Day 16 of supporting Kermit in his attempt to make ER do a swear word only video.
or
Or
OR
you could just let Rift do his thing - giving his creativity - and stop demanding things
King Jules
Don’t be so sensitive.
You’re not ER’s attorney. He can defend himself. He doesn’t need you to do it fit him.
*16 days almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter*
squeebles is trolling all of u and u are all letting him
@Squeebles [Bio] "tism" He says with a Shadman avatar.
You gotta love Rift World. Endless ideas and creativity.
Also where's our Boi Kermit? Day 17....
EDIT: Okay Kermit says it is day 16, so 16 it shall be.
Pretty sure that is not the real one
He looks like vegan Keanu Reeves.
When will we get another “eat with me”
After we get "eat me"
You just got one dood
How can anyone alive find someone else eating food to be a calming experience?
@@Rizlack Everyone does subconsciously. If someone is mad at you, the best thing to do is sit right next to them and eat something. Humans associate eating with peace, and seeing someone eat puts the thought of peace into their subconscious thoughts. If you can get them to eat with you, you've won and they are no longer angry.
@@timewellspent8137 Nonsense. Watching random people shovel food in their mouth and make disgusting chomping sounds is one of the very last things I'd ever watch to relax/sleep. Would have the polar opposite effect.
Could you imagine being in line behind this person? Like “damnit I just want this bag of chips”
Anyone else going through all the post-apocalyptic ASMR roleplays and reading the latest comments? lol
So this is what it will be like after t-series wins
Lewis Elvin the end is ever closer my friend
They will lose
Who said T-trash will win?????
F
😔
I bet most normal people would show up here during the apocalypse and wonder why the shop owner is tapping things. But everyone who knows about ASMR would be soothed into a buy.
"Normal people"
Why does rift look like Hank from Detroit?
i can see it, now that i'm thinking about it :0
()= wow 😲
Hi I’m Connor the robot sent from cyber life
Hank wake up, *slap earrape clip
DONT YOU DARE SLAP UNCLE ER
@@mogsierra5515 Wake up Hank! *Slap*
* Big iron plays in the background *
Hello again, it's me, Mr New Vegas
00:00:00 Finishing up with another customer
00:01:00 How can I help you?
00:04:45 Leather coat
00:07:30 Rain coat
00:10:35 Leather gloves
00:12:25 Winter gloves
00:14:35 Pair of waterproof boots
00:17:50 Rainstick
00:22:00 Sleeping bag
00:25:00 Plastic gas canister
00:27:50 Metal gas canister
00:30:20 Double-bit ax
00:33:25 Battery operated lantern
00:35:15 Oil lamp
00:37:10 Lamp oil
00:38:30 Candles
00:39:45 Plastic storage bags
00:42:00 Matches
00:44:14 Candle test
00:48:00 Canned goods
00:53:05 Plastic canteen
00:56:04 Gas mask
00:58:25 Can opener
01:00:30 Bandage
01:02:20 Hydrogen peroxide
01:04:53 Scissors&tweezers
01:07:04 Multitool
01:09:45 Hunting knife
01:13:15 AK-47
01:16:07 Rucksack
01:20:10 Stay safe
NeitherDream thanks
Thank you
Oh wow you can copy and paste good job.
JohnDeere 4020 oh, thank you, great that somebody appreciates that skill...
Thank you for making all those Candy Man/Pawn Shop/etc videos. They're super relaxing for me
8 people were so tired they misclicked the Dislike button
Nah they just couldn't afford any of the things in this trading post. Lol
This isn't a green screen..... And he has a AK-47. *Im Scared*
This is set in 2021
i'll give you my soul for tingles,please
@Zoe Kouf σε ευχαριστώ φίλε μου
The vendor that sells all the important provisions, the man that draws the borders and differentiate between a safe Haven and danger. The man that eats with you, while making you feel uncomfortable. Rift is that NPC in Bethesda games that just uses the same voice files and the same model.
I can't unsee this comment, lol. Its so true.
Can we just take a minute to appreciate how much effort it always put into the costumes and backgrounds in these videos?
Who's here during the Coronavirus apocalypse?
So You Don't Accept Pre-war Money?
What about Sunset Sarsaparilla Caps?
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter.
Collects coins
That is the ring-a-ding move baby
Scrolling through ASMR on TH-cam found this video and I just have to know do you write your own Scripts
I'd say about 80-90% is all improv, just me running with an idea. The only time I script is when I need to (remember to) say certain things. Like my latest "Zogthrip's Multiverse Travel Agency" was heavily scripted just because of all the details about the various universes.
*Metro last light starts kicking in*
Me: you accept military grade ammunition as money, yes?
I see the coronavirus has brought you here too
Zed got some competition, the ashopalypse monopoly is crumbling!
Noooo! Zed has always been my go to guy. I can't see him go out of business! We must stop this shopkeeper and secure Zed's monopoly!
Naaah, Zed and his customizations are irreplacable :)
who else caught the references to The Road by Cormac McCarthy?
now be honest
did you grow the beard just for this
*Swords, Shields, Helmets.. Really anything for your liking.*
Skyrim
I could forge a Warhammer that could crush a Giants head like a walnut just gotta ask
Looking to protect yourself, or deal some damage?
Some may call this junk, me i call them treasures
Yeah, can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
BORGER
William Tucker We don’t serve borgers here sir.
Then can I have UUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FRENCH FRIES
William Tucker Sir, this is a Starbucks.
Boneless pizza
is there anything here that catches your eye...
me:
how much for the ak-47
King292 242 caps
OPERATION RIFT
MISSION REPORT : Space bandits have been terminated and the *_NOTORIOUS NOTIFICATION SQUAD_* has been rescued
MAIDAY, MAIDAY WE ARE BEING ATTACKED BY THE FURRY'S, SEND REINFORCEMENTS EMEDIETLY!!!!!!!
@@ognjenivanovic7871 SHAGGY SQUADRON scoobyhq is on the way
At least they ain't NEFARIOUS
@@BelligerentKnight2481 oh but they are
INCOMING SIGNAL
Hello, anyone...? ...I'm a survivor to the to the notification squad and in search of assistance. If anyone receives this, please send help...
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
How many caps do you want for the leather jacket? I got 400 caps and I can get you a Nukacola grenade.
The pet boot finally found its mate!!!😊😁
"A surprise to be sure but a welcome one"
_Riftypoo cranking out videos this week faster than eir Doctor cranks out the beak-ening_
I do like it when the birb doctor does his beaking
I shall trade with everyone the secrets of praising our Lord Papa Rift. Trade me your monies and valuables, and I shall exchange for you the eternal secrets of praise. Join me in praising Him, for He is all that is glorious. Papa praise. Papa bless. Stay blessed.
Why did I read this in Ralph’s voice 😂
papa bless
It is pointless. None can match your concrete devotion, Ralph. Praise be.
This is a nice video given current geopolitical events
This dude mic is so good you can hear atoms with it
All I've got is 500 atoms, what can I buy with that?
I KNEW IT I KNEW YOU WOULD BRING THE AK !!! MUCH LOVE RIFT
Oh yeah the AK47 is my favorite of his props
Back when saying "Stay safe" was only said in fantasy videos
Remind me of the boogey man
Or john wick
For some reason i thought you looked like Hank from Detroit: Become Human..
" Every weapon you see here could be the difference between life and death, _baby_ "
Why does he look and sound like John wicke a bit in this
Wow, an Ephemeral Rift "Welcome to the Continental" would be amazing.
It so would
i don't know what i'm more obsessed with, your videos or your hair becoming longer :)))
(keep growing out out i feel like you would look good with longer hair!)
Me: *sits down to watch some ASMR with headphones and max volume on*
Ad: IF YOUR OFFICE FRIDGE COULD TALK-
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my post apocalyptic trading post.
Cough guy from webkins that runs the gem shop cough
well it's noon and i'm gonna sleep now. thanks ER.
But are we talking zombie apocalypse,a fallout style apocalypse, or a WW3 apocalypse
The apocalypse is finally here but nothing like this
Edit: it's passed
do you have any rubber chickens in stock
He is sure comfortable with the fact I walked in with a axe stuck in my head. Radiation works wonders. What do you mean zombies arent supposed to talk?
Loving the croaky voice
just realized we went though this mans whole stock
@Ephemeral_Rift after watching this I honestly want you to voice a trading post merchant in a post apocalyptic game like Fallout.
Yeah! We need more post-apocalyptic fallout videos!
I would love a rifle please
same id love to shoot my own- i mean shoot some things
@@delfintine1285 what would you trade tho? Just look at the stuff in your room and think what would me valuable enough
@@delfintine1285also finding ammo is a pain
@@ren_8181 i have these blades that are like dragon they each have 2 blades its like a U but the ends are blades and the two i have go together to make this cool 4 bladed thing
Day two in applauding E in his creativity and not asking for vids
Am I the only one thinking he could pull off Old John Wick look?
Uploaded 50 seconds ago? Guess 7pm is a good time to sleep then.
This is without a doubt my favorite asmr video. I’ve seen it so many times.
He's got the store clerk NPC vibe down ...I would love if he had voice over work in a video game
This has a better plot than Fallout 4
It's 1:02 AM and I'm finally ready to sleep. Thanks Uncle E!