The Nothing Shop Grand Opening! (ASMR)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- You traversed a rift to the distant past and find yourself making some purchases during the grand opening of The Nothing Shop.
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If you are new to "ASMR" and/or my channel, welcome aboard and thanks for dropping by! The majority of videos I create, often in an unorthodox manner, are meant to help you relax, sleep, hopefully experience ASMR, and any other use that might help you find some peace of mind, concentrate, study, decompress, etc.
What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's just a non-scientific, made-up term that a layperson came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasant tingling sensation felt in various parts of the body (head, scalp, back, legs, etc.) in response to various visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles". However, the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming, comforting and soothing experience for people beyond ASMR purposes. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy these videos.
I experienced ASMR all throughout my life but no longer do as of a couple years ago. However, I still enjoy the hell out of creating these videos for anyone else that still experiences it or is just looking to relax, sleep, study, etc.
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His hands at the beginning make him look like a LEGO character
🤣🤣🤣
Minifig?
Same 😋
🙂
🤛👕🤜
👖
*TCS flashbacks*
This dude is constantly challenging the ASMR game. Everyone else pretending to give you some exam, while this man literally sells you absolutely nothing. Absolute legend.
And it costs absolutely nothing!
Hello you absolute legends
You reminded me of karl jobst, sorry
Everyone else: buys props
Uncle rift: grabs nothing “this is prop”
thats a weird way of saying hes creative, but i do agree
Agreed a true legend
“It will cost you nothing. Too pricy? Understood.”
When you’re too broke to buy free stuff
MysticNovaZ Gaming eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
That’s what it’s like with limited internet.
People say it’s free what is there to lose?!
and I’m in the corner going *hisss* internettt
Yes free isn’t a low enough price. I need you to pay ME to buy your nothing 🤣
Hey it isn’t free it costs nothing man!
HouseofOnion Oh you right. I’ve got too much something to buy nothing
My head canon is still that he’s actually referring to things, but our mind can’t comprehend them In a very lovecraftian way, so our brain just white outs them in our perception
Our eyes are yet to open...
Either that or he and everyone else are on copious amounts of drugs.
@@LET_US_SKIP_CUTSCENE better outcome??
"did you buy it"
"yes"
"what did it cost"
"...nothing"
“A small price to pay for nothing”
tigers transmission is made of nothing
Nothing for Nothing
@@snea3291 I trade my nothing for your nothing
*Nothing*
“You can ride a dragon to aisle 2.”
Oh, ok.
“You can ride a goat to aisle 2,476.”
*_HELL YEAH_*
It's cuz all the shelves are on a straight up mountain so you need a mountain goat lmao
Maniac Drake aisle 4,567 is on the moon
@@brewckle mount Everest...moon is in the 10,000
Furry Guest I’ve been to the isle myself and they have R keyboard keys there
Hell yeah now we got business
ER: “But we do sell Nothing Cakes, in aisle 12”
Aisle 12:
I like this but also hate it. That is all there is to say.
WoAh
I wanted nothing not nothing.....
2:07
the chips section probably has lays
I actually work in the distribution and manufacturing company that deals with them and many other chip brands, and I can confirm that it’s required that every bag when manufactured has a required amount of nothing per bag. 👍
pringles must be sold out then 😵😵
Wth why's my bag of air filled half way with chips 🤷🤷🤷🤷😂😂😂
@Jake Lyman that would still equal to "nothing"
@@justanobodywithamic But why!? D:
this is where timmy turner's dad bought his trophy
I know it is said a lot, but underrated comment.
Underrated, this comment is
impressed with your creativity is what i am
impressed by who's creativity, are you?"
Cobyba
Mumbo: today I brought you guys a tutorial on how to make a easy and really useful redstone contraption for your survival world!
the redstone contraption tutorial: 7:10 - 8:22
Ang3lR1os this is genuinely funny
Underrated af
Lol, not sure how many people will understand a Minecraft joke like this but yeah this is pretty accurate, Etho and others will make this amazing and complex contraption and say look I did it in 3 hours it’s so easy!
Pick up your boats and hoes, and have a fantastic time
I understand this and I’m chuffed to pieces about it
It has been 3 years since the grand opening sale of the Nothing Shop, i am still waiting in line. My wife had joined me the day after the opening, wondering what had taken so long, now we wait together for our turn to check out. Our son has just turned 2 yesterday and loves walking down the aisles and look at nothing on the shelves. The accommodations are nice and certainly make the long wait time bearable. The only thing that keeps me up at night sometimes is wondering if I'll still get the 10% discount.
Otherwise, great service, great accommodations, great decorations, and very well cleaned
9/10 stars
Will definitely come back to buy for nothing
"what are you watching"
"oh, nothing"
ButterBagelGaming no. No. No no. Please just stop 😂🤣
I hate this pun so much but hate and love you at the same time
bruh i hate and love this so much
So THATS why dad is gone, he’s still at the nothing store
Oh
@@botforandroid9029 dark
But he said he was getting milk, wheres the milk
@@mokimo2615 I'm getting scared your serious
Yeah sure...
Spending all this time in line around nothing getting to really think about nothing has given me the realization I truly do deserve nothing
Local millionaire shop owner arrested for hypnotizing customers into purchasing air
One victim says"he didn't hypnotize me"
he hypnotized nobody, we were there of our own free will
@@micahflynn4342 r/woooosh
Bot For Android oh wow you’re so cool, you know what reddit is. if you’re gonna woooosh someone, at least take the time to actually make sure that they’re not joking too.
@@micahflynn4342 ok damn
Police officer: Is that a gun?
Robber: It’s nothing
Tossi Gaming thats what Antonio Montana calls ‘em too
Assassin's Creed movie
Look out he’s got a nothing! *starts blasting*
I'VE GOT NOTHING FULLY LOADED WITH NOTHING
Legit losing it whenever he says 'nothing' because he says it the same way every time, and it just gets funnier with every time he says it.
T Rogers Youre a hero Bro
And you did that for absolutly nothing:)
@@tidalrogers4488 your comment deserves more likes
"is there *nothing* else I can help you with?"
“It’s quite a hefty price tag. It will cost you absolutely nothing”
What do I look like I’m made of nothing or something?!
But you _are_ made of something!
@@entity42 yes, but that _something_ is *nothing*
Nothing can be something if you feel it is something, and something can be nothing if you feel it is nothing
You look like you’re made of something but the item you want is made of nothing
If nothing can be made into something it must be empty or interactable
us as kids: “mom, can we go to the store to get a toy?”
mom: “sure, but i choose the store.”
*the store she always chose:*
It's always the worst store 🙄
End if she meats an old frend
My mind :this litele manuver is gana cost us 10000 years
viper_77 lol
Stefan Munteanu Fr tho
When mom chooses the adult store 😳
When your girlfriend says she wants nothing for her birthday
LOL Nice comment
Roonster incredible just perfection.
Lmao can't relate
What's a girlfriend? Can you eat it?
@@_blacken You can eat a part of it...
15:51 when you're forced to give gifts to family members you dont like.
“Mum can we go to the shop”
“We have a shop at home”
-shop at home
Your name suggests that you're a dude, but your pfp deceives me, I am confused!!!
Æg Egg What about “Madds” makes you think it’s a guy lmao sounds like Maddison to me
@@jerm9864 Oh well, just Mads is a guys name here in Denmark
Illuminati ok chill out kid.
@@potato2248 calm down there buddy
“A small price to pay for nothing”
He misspelled salvation lol
Unity Roberts no it’s deliberate
Woooosh
America's motto since 2016
@@catarmour4572 it’s r/woosh
This is probably the nicest scammer I've ever met
Edit: nvm everything costs nothing lol
Yeah, this is some of the highest quality nothing I haven’t seen!
Bro. He has the best nothing ever. It’s literally worth nothing. It’s the best
Yeah tf you on about, this is the same guy who sells anything and everything
Tea Drinker and nothing
Wait, you've met scammers?
“Hey how much did the soul stone cost you?”
Thanos: “nothing”
but is nothing actually void?
Or is it merely No Thing?
Is the Soul Some Thing?
Or Is It No Thing?
How do we even define a Thing?
An idea apparently isn't a thinkg, so is it No Thing?
with a 10% discount
Plot twist: he accidentally spilled invisible paint on the stuff and was too lazy to clean it
Because he cares about N O T H I N G
Careful. It stains clothes.
@@alexmartinez5859 last time I checked it did nothing
@@kingkunta7164 did you check or was it... invisible?
😂
I feel like that needs to be a real thing: "Nothing Insurance - So you have nothing to worry about"
Jason Klugh facts 😂
@Trinity Logue yeah i thought the same it's kinda paradoxal
If you made this into an actual thing just your catchphrase will make you a competitor.
The way he says Nothing is fantastic, he says it the same way everytime, its perfect, I love it.
Ah, I see Rift has officially joined the “International League of Gentlemen with Goatees”
Cheers, my dude
Is Gun Jesus included in this fantastic League?
oh that might be a spoiler !
A man among men.
ILGG
ILOGWG
Uncle Rift: "The Day I Run Out of ideas"
Also Uncle Rift: "Would you like to purchase nothing? Yes? Great!"
thebrushking i‘m so glad he did NOT run out of ideas
thebrushking don’t call him uncle rift it’s weird and cringe
PixlIce shut up daddy
Dr Dank meme I am not your father nor I have children of any sorts
@@pixlice8181 Give me the truth, daddy. The cold hard truth.
21:15 "I enjoy wearing nothing myself all of the time" and "the manager encourages us workers to wear nothing"💀💀💀
Friend: Oh yeah I'm real lax about clothes at home I'm usually just in pajamas. What about you?
Me: 21:15
"I do perfer to wear nothing. Perhaps when you return to our fair establishment you will see me wear nothing." I dont know how he didnt strike atleast a tiny smile from that.
If that doesn’t sound like the beginning of a porno idk what does
Deadass I found this comment and started reading it at the same time he started saying that line
@@sheazburger6799 I love it when that happens
Alternative title:
Rift flexes on you for being unable to afford nothing
how has deku been?
@@warbirddove4032 no he hasn't
Why are there so many ua students and other bnha characters listening to asmr
I have seen shoto, izuku, occako, kaminari, toga and now bakugo.
@@iamcorgi._.6887 well after a long day fighting villains, and in my case being kidnapped frequently, it's nice to relax while a man rambles about all the nothings in his store
Personas are a waste of time, just my opinion
"Nothing cupcakes, nothing for dinner, nothing for lunch..."
reminds me of my life at university
Its just piece from wrong video, one with Dimitriy
I love the selection. When it comes to general stores, Nothing beats it.
hehe
It's hard to argue with his assessment
Underrated comment
The Nothing Store
"Nothing beats it!"
"notcakes" was a real missed opportunity
sellin' like notcakes
The notcake wasn't a lie.
Well yes but no. If they were notcakes then they would still be something
Viewer: E.R, how do you create such good asmr?
E.R: There's nothing to it
ba da tss
WHEEZING
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Her: How much money you got?
Me:
Nothing
ToxikTrash-YT thank you for letting us know the joke was very unclear
TheMinecraftWhisperer yes very
@@lucid4984 you hecking frick
Is it a truly massive store with near infinite nothing, or a normal sized store of implied nothing, and the description of how massive the selection of nothing is in it of itself nothing.
I don't understand how the nothing STORE can have multiple FLOORS, but you can take a rocket (as in spaceship) to reach some of them.
At first I thought the store may be open-air, but how could it have multiple floors then?
In LA, I literally saw something that seems like it would be a title to one of his videos
So as I was driving, I came across this sign that said “ The Never Open Shop” and I’m thinking to myself like “why does that sound familiar”
4 years later and it still cracks me up how every sentence that leaves this man's mouth sounds like a mad libs game
Finally, a shop that sells [REDACTED] and some really nice [DATA EXPUNGED].
i love me some [REDACTED] [REDACTED] and most of all, [REDACTED]
@@orangecryptid7732 i prefer some [DATA EXPUNGED] myself but i respect your opinion
Ah yes, a man of [REDACTED] SCP culture i [DATA EXPUNGED]
Y’all ain’t been to Walmart in the last month?
@@1z098 I prefer [DATA REDACTED ON 05 REQUEST] myself but you like what you like I guess
Minneapolis target on their first day of reopening
Lmao
I hope they still have MANGOES
LOL
LMFAO
Black lives matter right?
That is a brilliant inside-joke merch item idea. Nothing Trading Cards. Cards with literally nothing, except a number and a rarity marker. No stats, no decription, just a transparent piece of foil showing you... nothing.
This is the Mrs favourite store! She buys all her favourite responses from the Replies and denies section on aisle -5
She finds that *nothing* Works great when asked “Whats wrong?”
“It does many nothings”, is actually what my work partner said to a trainee on their induction day as she pointed me out. And now I’ve found the source of her many “nothings”
13:22 whenever you get caught cheating and the teacher is looking at you
True
Underrated comment
Why would the teacher be in the bedroom where it's happening tho
Griffin Henry 😂😂😂
Griffin Henry ok that was good
Now we need a “something shop” where the items are in a constant quantum superstition of being everything and nothing at the same time and constantly change form.
uncle rift shaves
server: Jesus has left the Chat
😂😂😂😂😂😂
*-Joseph Stalin entered the chat*
*Colonel Sanders has entered the chat*
@@fatherizyoa goddamn it now i need a Stalin asmr roleplay
Communist Stalin asmr?
Police: "there's nothing to see here"
E.R.: "WOOO!"
XD lol i'm picturing the calm E.R throwing his hands in the air, and yelling "WOOO!" XD
This seems an awful lot like a money laundering front
Mob0 __ I think you’ll find it’s not WOOOO but woooooo
This is def the episodes where SpongeBob and Patrick play in the cardboard box
He sounds like the friendliest persone yet looks like he’s in a motorcycle club
nah he looks like he’s part of a cycling club
He looks like he is about to sell me the finest of hickory smoking pipes and or fine whiskeys. Not to mention straight razors and very soothing cedar shave butter.
He reminded me of a 1900s bartender
Idk why but he looks like a guy who sells popcorn at a carnival
Employee: Hi would you like to buy something?
Me: Yeh.
Employee: Sorry we don’t have that.
Exhales sharply
I can see “nothing” wrong with the creativity of this video. Keep up the good work.
I can always count on ER to whisper sweet nothings in my ear
I'll see myself out
No dont stay it was clever
@@derianarce2686 just gonna let you know, you need a comma between don’t and stay (it reads wrong I’m not trying to be mean)
See yourself the heck back in because that was a darn good pun
12:17 when ur mom walks in unexpectidly and asks what ur doing
Take a shot every time he says “Nothing”
Not recommended if you're not okay with the following:
-dying
Wyoming is fake well, then let’s do it!
R.I.P Ivy Bells😥😥
Ibe hsve gonn intp cardiac arrast 6 timrs, can I stkp pleying?
Make it a sip and youll be drunk in a minute
This store is massive,
But yet it has nothing.
My mother: what are yuo listening to?
Me: nothing.
I had it typed then I saw this.
* you
Yeah that seems about right
How is he so good to talk about nothing like it was actually something
What if he didn't actually say "nothing", but "NUFFIN"
NUFFIN, a rare quantum shifted material from another reality your feeble mind simply can't comprehend... or see for that matter.
@@googleuser9383dark matter
Because nothing I something, there can never be nothing because calling it nothing means it’s something, that something is nothing. So basically nothing is something. I hope you got all of that.
@@gigachad7729 i feel the exact same Way cause how Can nothing be nothing if we Call it something like nothing
1:21 "A basket stock full of nothing."
"SuCh A gLoRiOuS sIgHt To BeHoLd!!"
Yes
quite
indeed
Very
The most exquisite thing to obtain
Maybe we could get the anything shop,or the everything shop next?
“I will not keep you long”
*checks the time* : 38 minutes
Me: *PeRfEcT*
I have 43 of them on loop for a full day of nothing but crying alone in a bed chair of sanding on a pole
Coincidence: the video is 38 minutes and you have 38 likes
"Excuse me? What did you say?"
"Yes, It will take about the same amount of time as the previous customer did for each of you."
"Some of you might be here for years"
"We also offer affordable living quarters.
Buying nothing is quite the luxury it seems.
@TheDead Man POV you are a parent at a store just before you run into a friend you haven't seen in ages and your child has to wait another 4 hour
“There is nothing quite like the taste of nothing”
Me: Water.
Waters temp is taste
@@queenmirrah1168 temp and minerals % in the water define the taste
Try night time water
@Bomb Gone Wrong good night time water can only be tasted when at least one day old
BrotasiumDagger fax
Me: what's wrong?
her:
Boi if you don't
"Everything"
“Mom can we go to the shop”
Mom-“no we have a shop at home”
Store at home-
the next one should be "the nothing store gets robbed"
the robber left behind nothing.
@@xeraasky you're telling me nothing was stolen?
He lost nothing in the robbery
His moustache looks well groomed. Therefore, I trust this man.
I believe the technical term for it is a "Trustache"
@@DeimosDread Your intellect. 👐 That is the correct word indeed, thank you.
Me: you’re on my last nerve. Don’t push my buttons
My siblings: 7:04
underrated comment^
Takes out button and starts pushing buttons
The Nothing TCG Meta has been kinda wild lately. I wonder if he sells the new editions for tournaments
I have a big area on my screen of dead pixels, and at 2:30 it looks like you’re placing all of the nothing into a rift portal
Rift: You got any ideas for a video?
Me: I got nothing.
Rift: Good idea.
Pov: You live in detroit and went to go buy groceries.
underrated comment
Can’t have nothing in Detroit
U mean North Korea
is this what detroit is like ive only seen it in dbh /j
@@krakowski_6237 cant have nothin
Wow this video is like......
*Nothing* i've ever seen
I'll go home.
No stay...
So we can bully you
Im scared alexa play despacito
Imagine robbing this store:
PUT YOUR HANDS UP! PUT NOTHING IN THE BAG!
A Mythic Rare Nothing?
*I have a Blue Eyes White Nothing*
Yeah and I pulled a Red Eyes B. Nothing...not as good, but last week I pulled a Neo Blue Eyes Ultimate Nothing, so I guess I'm fine
Is that that yu gi oh card game thing
I pulled a no eyes no nothing
underrated comment
I pulled a nothing.
How it feels to chew 5 gum,
17:59
Stimulate your senses.
Underrated comment lmao
That’s insane, how could one feel all of that from chewing five gum....I suppose there’s only one way to know for sure, I’m outta here
I'm glad I found a shop that actually has a bunch of PS5 consoles in stock. I need to tell Yoshiko.
Lol
Fuck off, basement dweller. Made me cringe so hard I almost snapped my neck.
@@theanimelibarian7881 have you research me?
@@lexthe29th14 only a basement dweller would call som1 a basement dweller kek!
Who is Yoshiko, may I ask? I'm not very familiar with anime, if it is a chatacter from one.
4 years later I sill come back to this. The power of nothing I suppose.
The next nothing shop video:
POV: You are the door gremlin and you’re getting fired
Edit: I’m sorry to be that guy but, thanks for the 300 likes y’all. The replies to this comment are very wholesome and it made me smile.
Minecraft Steve thanks for making me laugh Minecraft Steve I’m real stressed right now and I needed a laugh
Professor Doctor No problem Doc, you should play my game it’s very relaxing in peaceful mode
@@professordoctor2138 creative is also a good place to relax
Just looking at this comment section restores my faith in humanity. Now I want to play minecraft
@@katsukibakugo9345 It's great being the main character of such a life-changing game. Your show is pretty cool too, my friend Alex watches it.
People: It’s the first day of the new decade! What are you doing today?
Me: A whole lotta nothing. 😎
im playing splatoon 2
@@lucythorndycroft7125 s
Whole Lotta Red not released (
Rabbit with horns ;]
That is inaccurate because the year 0 did not exist
Here are the time stamps 0:00 - 38:43 nothing
"Sir, why are you wearing nothing?!?"
"It looks great on me, right?! Got it from a neat shop just the other day."
"I'm calling the police."
...Clothes made out of nothing maybe super stylish, but they aren't very protective against the elements. It makes you feel like wearing nothing. At All.
Wear nothing!
Win a free ride in a police vehicle!
Everyone:”What are ya doing?”
Me:”Nothing.”
Everyone:”Oh oka- hol’ up.”
Interviewer: What skills/experience do you have that makes you a valuable member of our company?
Me:
Boys Pockets: Carry Many Things
Girls Pockets:
This is a bit... gender conforming.
@@omegadragons321 dude it's a meme go say that stuff on twitter if you have to say it at all
braden arcader funny part because it’s true women’s pants pockets are basically for show they design most pants for a slimmer look which is why you see women put most stuff in there ass pockets because most pants are literally much small than a mans pair of pants
Wow, all those people in line behind me didn't say anything for almost 40 minutes?
Karen must be off today
well you see, Mr.... *looks at username* umm....okay so there isn't anyone else in line because *you are the only one who hasn't gotten their nothing yet* shame, shame. press f to pay respects folks, this dood is missing out.
@@SealWithAGlock but... he said there's a line behind me that snakes all the way around the store
@@Anemoia22 but nothing is standing in line.
@@SealWithAGlock ahhh, I get you
Nah they were saying stuff, but they were just saying Nothing.
8:31 It truly is Marvelous!
Visiting an African food market be like
Scarhead this is an underrated comment
@@bork9708 I have to agree with u on that lol
@@strawb3rry_sh0rtcak369 I mean he could have said a country instead of the whole continent
Still funny tho
Prod. Skies Plug That would have ruined the joke
Goteem
The man really got a working cash register and a shopping basket for this. Mad respect
What if this video is made by aliens and every time he says "nothing", it's in a language we dont hear and we just hear "nothing" in the place if it
@That one user oooooooooof oooooooooof oooooooooof oooooooooof
How high are you
@@arloe7240 about 420%
Knowing E.R. this is highly likely.
@@botforandroid9029 Is it just me or do i see you on EVERY comment?
Secretly his shop is selling dark matter but we can’t see it but we can feel it so he sells “nothing” but it’s really dark matter in different shapes and sizes
Let me consult my list
List:
-nothing
-nothing
-nothing
I SHALL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
are you on the Furry Amino? I feel like I've met you.
@@curlywurly4310 which amino is it?
A real test would be just him talking, a black screen, to show there really is nothing, take it even further, no video, to truly have “nothing”
There's a video of literally nothing for 10 hours asmr on his channel o3o
My friend: Yo have you seen ER's latest asmr video? What is it about?
Me: Nothing
I keep returning to this absolute masterpiece, it always helps me relax
When Uncle E runs out of idea's. He doesn't.
Everything here is just in camouflage. That’s why we can’t see it
Vaughn Schramm go all Harry Potter about it, It’s an invisibility cloak” or maybe the SCP 3008
Or maybe it's John Cena brand
Or maybe it’s all tiny drax’s
@doopa woop oof size large
Brandon Henniger lol
"Nothing is unlike nothing."
Just that sentance can mean so many things.
Does it mean that everything is unlike something? Or that the concept of nothing somehow is unlike itself? Does it mean that everything is unlike the concept of nothing? Or that the concept of nothing isn't unlike anything?
I'm thinking way to hard about this and these sentances can be real mind benders when analyzing them literaly, but I kinda love it. xD
@Games With Nic Oh boi
The concept of nothing is a very unique concept being...you cant have something from nothing otherwise you just have nothing which in turn means you have something being that nothing
@@ExploringWithLagz Wow :O