My head canon is still that he’s actually referring to things, but our mind can’t comprehend them In a very lovecraftian way, so our brain just white outs them in our perception
As a patron of this store, it was amazing, the website showing nothing is also amazing. It shows all of the nothing in the store and the price tags, 5 star review, amazing service, I spent nothing here and got nothing, just as I wanted, definitely would recommend instead of your normal grocer.
How dare you? He treats his customers as if they were EVERYTHING to him, not just SOMETHING which he has to go through to make NOTHING - which is the accepted currency in this shop.
This dude is constantly challenging the ASMR game. Everyone else pretending to give you some exam, while this man literally sells you absolutely nothing. Absolute legend.
It has been 3 years since the grand opening sale of the Nothing Shop, i am still waiting in line. My wife had joined me the day after the opening, wondering what had taken so long, now we wait together for our turn to check out. Our son has just turned 2 yesterday and loves walking down the aisles and look at nothing on the shelves. The accommodations are nice and certainly make the long wait time bearable. The only thing that keeps me up at night sometimes is wondering if I'll still get the 10% discount. Otherwise, great service, great accommodations, great decorations, and very well cleaned 9/10 stars Will definitely come back to buy for nothing
Or, "your employer is very understanding and doesn't punish you too harshly for not showing up to work that day, as you are normally very punctual" seems like a better, less stressful alternative
@@ariabritton9669 "a labor dispute meeting between the owner of the nothing shop and the doorbell gremlin's union over a gremlin needing to miss work because of a dragon attack on gremlin town"
Bot For Android oh wow you’re so cool, you know what reddit is. if you’re gonna woooosh someone, at least take the time to actually make sure that they’re not joking too.
Nobody: EA’s games when you dont buy DLC (edit) some of you dont understand why i use the “Nobody” meme format, guys the video is all about nothing.. so it made sense to use nobody ;)
"Our quaint little shop" "Aisle 2476 I believe" As I'm sure you have already noticed with your own eyes our store is quite massive" "Schedule a flight, take a train, a bus, a Dragon, a goat" "We offer temporary living quarters" So the store is actually the size of a star destroyer
Well now, it costs Absolutely Nothing. If it cost Literally Nothing, or Almost Nothing, or Next to Nothing, I could afford it. But Absolutely Nothing is a bit outside my budget.
I actually work in the distribution and manufacturing company that deals with them and many other chip brands, and I can confirm that it’s required that every bag when manufactured has a required amount of nothing per bag. 👍
Mumbo: today I brought you guys a tutorial on how to make a easy and really useful redstone contraption for your survival world! the redstone contraption tutorial: 7:10 - 8:22
Lol, not sure how many people will understand a Minecraft joke like this but yeah this is pretty accurate, Etho and others will make this amazing and complex contraption and say look I did it in 3 hours it’s so easy!
Ok that was a knife I rubbed across my palm, not a stick to make a fire . Where's the bandaids. *trips* ooh is this numbing gel. DAMMIT THIS IS ALCOHOL IT JUST BURNED EVEN MORE.
Every other ASMR tuber makes a video from a set universe. ER just made his own universe where everybody looks the same and nobody but the viewer realises and it's brilliant.
Amazing world of nothing Nothing universe Infinity nothing Nothing go Nothing of the creek OK K.O let’s be nothing Ben nothing Over the nothing Nothing time Only on Nothing Network
but is nothing actually void? Or is it merely No Thing? Is the Soul Some Thing? Or Is It No Thing? How do we even define a Thing? An idea apparently isn't a thinkg, so is it No Thing?
this man literally produces entertaining ASMR out of nothing. Edit: damn that's a lot of likes. I'll be sure to pick you all up something from the Nothing shop! enjoy your nothing!
This seems like a brilliant idea for an SCP. A Euclid one where the nothing you buy manifests when you walk out the store and the store itself holds dimensional dangers from gremlins, black holes, and other variety of dangers while shopping with dimensions. The only way you know what your buying is a sign over each nothing. And what you can buy ranges from trading cards to weapons of mass destruction.
Should I buy *_THE CONTROL OF RIFTS IN THE RIFT WORLD_* or this t-shirt that the sign says is on sale? I think I’m getting the T-shirt, the sign says it has the word nice in it so...
Scp:2476 Class:Euclid Containment procedures:none Scp 2476 is a small from outside but huge when walked into store.When you enter a man by the name of [redacted] greets and always say “hi welcome to the store of nothing can I help you with finding nothing”.When testing what you can find in the store you find nothing but seemingly empty shelves.When “picked up” and “bought” we have found that half the time you Will have the item you “bought” manifests it self in your hand.We have cut off scp 2476 from the world for we have found you can find weapons capable of destroying worlds This is all we have found,log out (This can be touched up a bit but I’m pretty proud with it)
“It does many nothings”, is actually what my work partner said to a trainee on their induction day as she pointed me out. And now I’ve found the source of her many “nothings”
@@iamcorgi._.6887 well after a long day fighting villains, and in my case being kidnapped frequently, it's nice to relax while a man rambles about all the nothings in his store
it feels like whatever this "nothing" is they're talking about is something so far beyond my understanding that my brain can't comprehend it and fills in the gaps with nothing
"I do perfer to wear nothing. Perhaps when you return to our fair establishment you will see me wear nothing." I dont know how he didnt strike atleast a tiny smile from that.
Me: *lookin what the shop is selling* Rift: May i help you, what are you looking for? Me: Nothing, just looking. Rift: Excellent, how much do you want? Me: *confused noises*
@@dermikadomampfer3198 German Finanzbeamte randomly searches ERs Nothing shop because he printed nothing. Turns out they found nothing. So they take him to jail for nothing.
In LA, I literally saw something that seems like it would be a title to one of his videos So as I was driving, I came across this sign that said “ The Never Open Shop” and I’m thinking to myself like “why does that sound familiar”
Saying it's never-ending nullifies 'very long.' Behold, the joys of the English language. Side Note: Wait, is your first name actually Campbell, as implied by your Google account name? If so, that's the first time I've ever seen that. And, it's extra peculiar, because that's my last name.
When the game is running normally but some textures are missing
Hmmm nothing is delicious
Carson more like Carcass ha lmao gotem
Haha
@@grimsville2501 **pushes wheelchair**
@@Cheese-xf2nj
"god i wish that were me"
"thanks for helping me move the new stock in"
"No problem, it was nothing"
Literally
It would have cost you NOTHING to make that joke, yet here you are throwing all caution to the wind like it’s nothing
"And cannI help you with anything else before you leave our store today?"
"No, you helped me find what I need, thanks for nothing".
You didn't just
Nothing is real
Me: *Trying to remember what I studied for an exam*
My brain:
Mood
yes
Me everytime if anything Math related
This problem is....nothing...
mood
My head canon is still that he’s actually referring to things, but our mind can’t comprehend them In a very lovecraftian way, so our brain just white outs them in our perception
Our eyes are yet to open...
Either that or he and everyone else are on copious amounts of drugs.
@@LET_US_SKIP_CUTSCENE better outcome??
They are beyond our comprehension. We are unable to perceive them just like a 2D being wouldn't really be able to perceive us.
Uncle E liked the comment. does that make this cannon??
"Got any new asmr ideas?"
Rift: "Ah, no I got nothing right now."
Rift: ".....wait"
ApolloGrey *eyes narrow*
👁👄👁
O-o
@@Inkwell_Music "hmmmmmmmm"
Idea time
“It will cost you nothing. Too pricy? Understood.”
When you’re too broke to buy free stuff
MysticNovaZ Gaming eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
That’s what it’s like with limited internet.
People say it’s free what is there to lose?!
and I’m in the corner going *hisss* internettt
Yes free isn’t a low enough price. I need you to pay ME to buy your nothing 🤣
Hey it isn’t free it costs nothing man!
HouseofOnion Oh you right. I’ve got too much something to buy nothing
so this is what an amish electronics store looks like
Underrated
I can’t stress how underrated this is LMAO
Y e s .
@Personal Air conditioning the cashier isn't Amish for ease in transactions.
Family guy
Wow, it’s the store of all the achievements my parents are proud of me for!
U ok?
L
the fact that this is one of the only comments i found that ER liked 💀💀
@@bxked213 he probably got a big laugh out of it. Now that i think about it we have never seen him audibly laugh without it being quiet
I felt that. (Seriously though, you alright?)
His hands at the beginning make him look like a LEGO character
🤣🤣🤣
Minifig?
Same 😋
🙂
🤛👕🤜
👖
*TCS flashbacks*
Plot twist: We haven't unlocked anything in the shop
We gotta keep playing the story mode if we wanna unlock those nothing cakes
It’s like the GTA V Ammunation store before we level up
This is a glitched cutscene used in speed runs
Nah, there is no colorless translucent outline
No one:
Fortnite Kids brain:
"did you buy it"
"yes"
"what did it cost"
"...nothing"
“A small price to pay for nothing”
tigers transmission is made of nothing
Nothing for Nothing
@@snea3291 I trade my nothing for your nothing
*Nothing*
As a patron of this store, it was amazing, the website showing nothing is also amazing. It shows all of the nothing in the store and the price tags, 5 star review, amazing service, I spent nothing here and got nothing, just as I wanted, definitely would recommend instead of your normal grocer.
The nothing store website url:
i recommend
With all these discounts he's practically giving away this stuff for nothing.
Vamos de la fiesta
Ye
😂
I love this comment to much
Correction he’s giving away nothing for nothing
When your girlfriend says she wants nothing for her birthday
LOL Nice comment
Roonster incredible just perfection.
Lmao can't relate
What's a girlfriend? Can you eat it?
@@_blacken You can eat a part of it...
“You can ride a dragon to aisle 2.”
Oh, ok.
“You can ride a goat to aisle 2,476.”
*_HELL YEAH_*
It's cuz all the shelves are on a straight up mountain so you need a mountain goat lmao
Maniac Drake aisle 4,567 is on the moon
@@brewckle mount Everest...moon is in the 10,000
Furry Guest I’ve been to the isle myself and they have R keyboard keys there
Hell yeah now we got business
The reason that he took so long with one customer is because all other customers are nothing to him
underrated
How dare you?
He treats his customers as if they were EVERYTHING to him,
not just SOMETHING which he has to go through to make NOTHING - which is the accepted currency in this shop.
This dude is constantly challenging the ASMR game. Everyone else pretending to give you some exam, while this man literally sells you absolutely nothing. Absolute legend.
And it costs absolutely nothing!
Hello you absolute legends
You reminded me of karl jobst, sorry
Everyone else: buys props
Uncle rift: grabs nothing “this is prop”
Agreed a true legend
ASMRists: He’s too dangerous to be kept alive!
His script was an unfilled madlibs book where he just wrote “nothing” in all the slots.
stale bananas are cool also funny joke
ok you earned a like loll
Dude if you think about it , you can actually hear it that way. You have a big brain
Job simulator, it reminds me of that. And after putting that in the microwave it becomes *FOOD, where you can eat the NUTRIENTS* .
Plot twist: I too am nothing and Rift is talking to himself.
Plot twist: Everything is nothing and nobody is talking to anyone
_Plot twist_ : *The store is actually full but Rift is blind and so are you so you believe him*
plot twist: he is experiencing extreme hallucenations, but is self aware at the same time as being unaware of being self aware
That’s not a twist, that was the intention
The nothingness in the store is filled with everything but he sees nothing due to nothing showing proof of nothing
It has been 3 years since the grand opening sale of the Nothing Shop, i am still waiting in line. My wife had joined me the day after the opening, wondering what had taken so long, now we wait together for our turn to check out. Our son has just turned 2 yesterday and loves walking down the aisles and look at nothing on the shelves. The accommodations are nice and certainly make the long wait time bearable. The only thing that keeps me up at night sometimes is wondering if I'll still get the 10% discount.
Otherwise, great service, great accommodations, great decorations, and very well cleaned
9/10 stars
Will definitely come back to buy for nothing
ER: “But we do sell Nothing Cakes, in aisle 12”
Aisle 12:
I like this but also hate it. That is all there is to say.
WoAh
I wanted nothing not nothing.....
2:07
After watching this, “nothing” doesn’t even sound like a word anymore
You could say it sounds like nothing
Lord Ziz I’m happy with this comment so here have my like
nothing is not a word, it is nothing.
Nah I thought it said something
I trie to type thi com ent but th tingles got m .
my brain... wtf
Speedrunners when they no-clip into the shop before unlocking them
Snow23 underrated
Man I've watched this video so many times I've memorized what all the props look like!
No one:
*The receipt at CVS after buying a kit Kat:* 35:27
Very underrated
@@CopyNinjaJay thanks!
Sounds like a tie-fighter
@@fatherizyoa I can hear it lol
Y'all out here really not liking each others wholesome replies
Next video
POV: you're the doorbell gremlin being gently fired from the Nothing Shop
Lol that is hilarious. I'd watch it and thumbs up it lol
Or, "your employer is very understanding and doesn't punish you too harshly for not showing up to work that day, as you are normally very punctual" seems like a better, less stressful alternative
@@ariabritton9669 "a labor dispute meeting between the owner of the nothing shop and the doorbell gremlin's union over a gremlin needing to miss work because of a dragon attack on gremlin town"
@@skele3310 that's creative, I like it
Ah i see, he also predicts the future in his free time
Simul Ilyena this comment is too damn good
Congratulations Sir
You made me chuckle
You win a.....*Drumroll*
A Like!
Wait..... wait. WAIT... HOLD UP
Oh he may be able to predict the future but I have overthrown HELL BECAUSE ALL MY TIME IS FREE TIME
This comment sucks
Spending all this time in line around nothing getting to really think about nothing has given me the realization I truly do deserve nothing
Police officer: Is that a gun?
Robber: It’s nothing
Tossi Gaming thats what Antonio Montana calls ‘em too
Assassin's Creed movie
Look out he’s got a nothing! *starts blasting*
I'VE GOT NOTHING FULLY LOADED WITH NOTHING
I swear the homeless of this universe must be living like kings
hydra in pixlegun LMFAOOO
Wow
Unlike you, who can’t afford the Loud Piggy, apparently.
The all have Absolutely Nothing to worry about
there probably are no homeless. a home can be made anywhere and cost anything. even nothing, apparently.
This is probably the nicest scammer I've ever met
Edit: nvm everything costs nothing lol
Yeah, this is some of the highest quality nothing I haven’t seen!
Bro. He has the best nothing ever. It’s literally worth nothing. It’s the best
Yeah tf you on about, this is the same guy who sells anything and everything
Tea Drinker and nothing
Wait, you've met scammers?
35:24 As a cashier this bit is hilarious to me
Thats a lot of nothing haha
The smile 😂
I,m supposed to sleep right now But instead i,m dying laughing 😂
This really is how it feels 🤣
Local millionaire shop owner arrested for hypnotizing customers into purchasing air
One victim says"he didn't hypnotize me"
he hypnotized nobody, we were there of our own free will
@@micahflynn4342 r/woooosh
Bot For Android oh wow you’re so cool, you know what reddit is. if you’re gonna woooosh someone, at least take the time to actually make sure that they’re not joking too.
@@micahflynn4342 ok damn
ER: "I've run out of ideas"
Also ER: So ive made nothing for you guys.
Thats why he said I have nothing left
That was the video idea
@@aussie4237 emeral rift
Nobody:
EA’s games when you dont buy DLC
(edit) some of you dont understand why i use the “Nobody” meme format, guys the video is all about nothing.. so it made sense to use nobody ;)
That's such an awesome comment
Marwan Mahmoud cheers 😂
Kian Plummer Very True
ea bad nobody funny
Kian Plummer the nobo... OH i get it its the nothing store
My dad lived in the USSR all his childhood and youth, and from his tales I heard, that shops in 80-s were really like this
filled with nothing?
Depending on which part of the USSR he lived in, the grocery ailes were full of nothing for months.
@@googleuser9383 Kharkiv, UkSSR.
Legit losing it whenever he says 'nothing' because he says it the same way every time, and it just gets funnier with every time he says it.
T Rogers Youre a hero Bro
And you did that for absolutly nothing:)
@@tidalrogers4488 your comment deserves more likes
"is there *nothing* else I can help you with?"
So THATS why dad is gone, he’s still at the nothing store
Oh
@@botforandroid9029 dark
But he said he was getting milk, wheres the milk
@@mokimo2615 I'm getting scared your serious
Yeah sure...
"Our quaint little shop"
"Aisle 2476 I believe"
As I'm sure you have already noticed with your own eyes our store is quite massive"
"Schedule a flight, take a train, a bus, a Dragon, a goat"
"We offer temporary living quarters"
So the store is actually the size of a star destroyer
I’ve noticed that too, just starts small and only got bigger and bigger
The store is the size of nothing.
Naw it the infinite IKEA
naw fam it's the size of the trappist-1 star
The god of fallout None Ah yes the SCP foundation, where they keep all their Nothing in containment
This video never fails to help me fall asleep, the Nothing Shop is my Ol’ Reliable when nothing else in Mr. ER’s catalog is working
its surprising that ER is still looking at the comments after all this time!
I find it surprising this is the only thing he hearted. But also kinda nice.
this is where timmy turner's dad bought his trophy
I know it is said a lot, but underrated comment.
Underrated, this comment is
impressed with your creativity is what i am
impressed by who's creativity, are you?"
Cobyba
"what are you watching"
"oh, nothing"
ButterBagelGaming no. No. No no. Please just stop 😂🤣
I hate this pun so much but hate and love you at the same time
bruh i hate and love this so much
Him: "it's a bit too rich for your taste"
When you can't even afford nothing.
Well now, it costs Absolutely Nothing. If it cost Literally Nothing, or Almost Nothing, or Next to Nothing, I could afford it. But Absolutely Nothing is a bit outside my budget.
@@FionnFisher im too poor to even afford that. i can afford SOMETHING but not NOTHING
Dude your a rare nothing card, BLANK.
In the nothing shop you pay with the time spent to round up your purchase.
He predicted what all stores would be like in the upcoming months
Wife: I’m gonna go to the store
Him: what are you buying
Wife:nothing
Him: idea
Your name is spelled wrong
@@garfielduberviess3051 lol how u know it was an accident?
@@St4ri23 i was an accident
@@EndGame2220TH-camGaming same
Jimmy Most of us were
us as kids: “mom, can we go to the store to get a toy?”
mom: “sure, but i choose the store.”
*the store she always chose:*
It's always the worst store 🙄
End if she meats an old frend
My mind :this litele manuver is gana cost us 10000 years
viper_77 lol
Stefan Munteanu Fr tho
When mom chooses the adult store 😳
He looks like he’s ready for some Kentucky Fried Nothing
The McDonald’s in this store be like
*Brand new Big Nothing*
The new PopEye's chicken nothing
with a side of nothing fries and nothing soda for nothing.
OOF
Some KFC
Respect. This man walked up and told us about "nothing" literally
the chips section probably has lays
I actually work in the distribution and manufacturing company that deals with them and many other chip brands, and I can confirm that it’s required that every bag when manufactured has a required amount of nothing per bag. 👍
pringles must be sold out then 😵😵
Wth why's my bag of air filled half way with chips 🤷🤷🤷🤷😂😂😂
@Jake Lyman that would still equal to "nothing"
@@justanobodywithamic But why!? D:
“It’s quite a hefty price tag. It will cost you absolutely nothing”
What do I look like I’m made of nothing or something?!
But you _are_ made of something!
@@entity42 yes, but that _something_ is *nothing*
Nothing can be something if you feel it is something, and something can be nothing if you feel it is nothing
You look like you’re made of something but the item you want is made of nothing
If nothing can be made into something it must be empty or interactable
Mumbo: today I brought you guys a tutorial on how to make a easy and really useful redstone contraption for your survival world!
the redstone contraption tutorial: 7:10 - 8:22
Ang3lR1os this is genuinely funny
Underrated af
Lol, not sure how many people will understand a Minecraft joke like this but yeah this is pretty accurate, Etho and others will make this amazing and complex contraption and say look I did it in 3 hours it’s so easy!
Pick up your boats and hoes, and have a fantastic time
I understand this and I’m chuffed to pieces about it
I love this nothing shop! Hes giving away all these things for nothings! What a discount
“Mum can we go to the shop”
“We have a shop at home”
-shop at home
Your name suggests that you're a dude, but your pfp deceives me, I am confused!!!
Æg Egg What about “Madds” makes you think it’s a guy lmao sounds like Maddison to me
@@jerm9864 Oh well, just Mads is a guys name here in Denmark
Illuminati ok chill out kid.
@@potato2248 calm down there buddy
Imagine getting lost in the nothing shop and having to survive off of the products
At least you can smoke a bit nothing while you try to leave
@lonk SCP 3008 has a bunch of stuff inside, including food, it gets mysteriously restocked every night or week... Something like that
I WOULD TURN INTO NOTHING... THE STORE WOULD CONSUME ME!
Ok that was a knife I rubbed across my palm, not a stick to make a fire . Where's the bandaids. *trips* ooh is this numbing gel. DAMMIT THIS IS ALCOHOL IT JUST BURNED EVEN MORE.
@@cloaker5445 * tastes like nothing.
* . . . And Oreo Flavored Tobacco.
store clerk: what are you purchasing today ?
me: nothing
store clerk: excellent choice
That will be £5
Would you like your receipt
*prints receipt*
Thank you for shopping at Tesco's
Every other ASMR tuber makes a video from a set universe.
ER just made his own universe where everybody looks the same and nobody but the viewer realises and it's brilliant.
Ah, I see Rift has officially joined the “International League of Gentlemen with Goatees”
Cheers, my dude
Is Gun Jesus included in this fantastic League?
oh that might be a spoiler !
A man among men.
ILGG
ILOGWG
I want a sequel to this, except he’s an adventurer, the title is called; “The Search For Nothing Valuable”
Phantom Nothing
Nothing Tendency
Nothing Crusaders
Nothing is Unbreakable
Golden Nothing
Nothing Ocean
Steel Ball Nothing
Shouldn't it be a prequel? Him searching for nothing valuable to put in his store full of nothing.
Xthyl Ultynil BITCH EYE-
@@xthylultynil2359 relatable
Amazing world of nothing
Nothing universe
Infinity nothing
Nothing go
Nothing of the creek
OK K.O let’s be nothing
Ben nothing
Over the nothing
Nothing time
Only on Nothing Network
Uncle Rift:
The only person that can make a video about nothing that's entertaining
Average Alien please stop
Yea don’t call him uncle that’s just weird only do it if your actually close to him if not don’t it’s wired an cringy.
@@deermeat311 r/woooosh
@@pixlice8181 r/woooooooosh
cudder mist there is no joke here that is going over my head your just being cringy with you calling him uncle
The way he says Nothing is fantastic, he says it the same way everytime, its perfect, I love it.
"Our quaint little store"
*"Aisle 2476"*
“Our quaint little store”
“Grabs Binoculars”
"Our quaint little store"
*"Swirling vortex"*
*You can schedule a flight, take a train, bus... A dragon, a goat*
maybe the aisles are just incredibly small
Literally read this as it happened it was so sketchy
Ephemeral Rift drinking game:
-Drink once every time he says 'nothing'
At the end of it, you will see everything.
I feel like even shots would give me alcohol poisoning
i think you’ll end up seeing nothing pretty quick
panzer0357 69th like lol
@@kyro8559 lmao
Man...youd die of some severe liver damage 5 minutes in 🤣🤣
Plot twist: he accidentally spilled invisible paint on the stuff and was too lazy to clean it
Because he cares about N O T H I N G
Careful. It stains clothes.
@@alexmartinez5859 last time I checked it did nothing
@@kingkunta7164 did you check or was it... invisible?
😂
15:51 when you're forced to give gifts to family members you dont like.
“A small price to pay for nothing”
He misspelled salvation lol
Unity Roberts no it’s deliberate
Woooosh
America's motto since 2016
@@catarmour4572 it’s r/woosh
I feel like that needs to be a real thing: "Nothing Insurance - So you have nothing to worry about"
Jason Klugh facts 😂
@Trinity Logue yeah i thought the same it's kinda paradoxal
If you made this into an actual thing just your catchphrase will make you a competitor.
Uncle Rift: "The Day I Run Out of ideas"
Also Uncle Rift: "Would you like to purchase nothing? Yes? Great!"
thebrushking i‘m so glad he did NOT run out of ideas
thebrushking don’t call him uncle rift it’s weird and cringe
PixlIce shut up daddy
Dr Dank meme I am not your father nor I have children of any sorts
@@pixlice8181 Give me the truth, daddy. The cold hard truth.
“Hey how much did the soul stone cost you?”
Thanos: “nothing”
but is nothing actually void?
Or is it merely No Thing?
Is the Soul Some Thing?
Or Is It No Thing?
How do we even define a Thing?
An idea apparently isn't a thinkg, so is it No Thing?
with a 10% discount
this man literally produces entertaining ASMR out of nothing.
Edit: damn that's a lot of likes. I'll be sure to pick you all up something from the Nothing shop! enjoy your nothing!
nice one
Lmao I see what you did there
Nothing is funnier than something
ive never seen anyone else produce a 38 minute video about literally nothing lol
@@nickh9712 well, there are videos out there that are just hours of blank screens but he somehow made nothing entertaining
This seems like a brilliant idea for an SCP. A Euclid one where the nothing you buy manifests when you walk out the store and the store itself holds dimensional dangers from gremlins, black holes, and other variety of dangers while shopping with dimensions. The only way you know what your buying is a sign over each nothing. And what you can buy ranges from trading cards to weapons of mass destruction.
Would the store be the SCP?
@@gxgala I believe so
Should I buy *_THE CONTROL OF RIFTS IN THE RIFT WORLD_* or this t-shirt that the sign says is on sale? I think I’m getting the T-shirt, the sign says it has the word nice in it so...
Scp:2476
Class:Euclid
Containment procedures:none
Scp 2476 is a small from outside but huge when walked into store.When you enter a man by the name of [redacted] greets and always say “hi welcome to the store of nothing can I help you with finding nothing”.When testing what you can find in the store you find nothing but seemingly empty shelves.When “picked up” and “bought” we have found that half the time you Will have the item you “bought” manifests it self in your hand.We have cut off scp 2476 from the world for we have found you can find weapons capable of destroying worlds
This is all we have found,log out
(This can be touched up a bit but I’m pretty proud with it)
@@beesechurger228 Thank you for seeing this through, I love it!
The way he says "nothing" is relaxing
fax
That is the point
“It does many nothings”, is actually what my work partner said to a trainee on their induction day as she pointed me out. And now I’ve found the source of her many “nothings”
*at a friend's house*
"How do I turn on the shower?"
Friend: 7:10
Lmao! Great observation
Underrated comment
Too underrated, too true.
Indeed very true, 1-2 min. Clip meme. Very relatable
LMAO
I love the selection. When it comes to general stores, Nothing beats it.
hehe
It's hard to argue with his assessment
Underrated comment
The Nothing Store
"Nothing beats it!"
Alternative title:
Rift flexes on you for being unable to afford nothing
how has deku been?
@@warbirddove4032 no he hasn't
Why are there so many ua students and other bnha characters listening to asmr
I have seen shoto, izuku, occako, kaminari, toga and now bakugo.
@@iamcorgi._.6887 well after a long day fighting villains, and in my case being kidnapped frequently, it's nice to relax while a man rambles about all the nothings in his store
Personas are a waste of time, just my opinion
it feels like whatever this "nothing" is they're talking about is something so far beyond my understanding that my brain can't comprehend it and fills in the gaps with nothing
If he truly decided to wear nothing, the comments would be very different
😂😂
Well he said next time we see him at the nothing store, he will probably be wearing nothing
@@sonymouna931 oh no
@@sonymouna931 sadly not
oh fuck wait it's you yeeshawty
"I do perfer to wear nothing. Perhaps when you return to our fair establishment you will see me wear nothing." I dont know how he didnt strike atleast a tiny smile from that.
If that doesn’t sound like the beginning of a porno idk what does
Deadass I found this comment and started reading it at the same time he started saying that line
@@sheazburger6799 I love it when that happens
This is 6 year old me playing with my friends, using our imagination
improvise overcome adapt
@@plutokun3234 Doctor $£ ×
I like your pfp it looks good
@@tinaeaton419 well thank you
x2 lol
Friend: Oh yeah I'm real lax about clothes at home I'm usually just in pajamas. What about you?
Me: 21:15
Pretty sure this is just a walmart after black friday
goofer you just spat straight facts
Can confirm.
Source: worked Black Friday :(
The only thing we had left was half filled coffee cups and broken dreams.
🤣
@Nicolas RAGE don't forget about kmart
"Nothing cupcakes, nothing for dinner, nothing for lunch..."
reminds me of my life at university
Its just piece from wrong video, one with Dimitriy
Me: *lookin what the shop is selling*
Rift: May i help you, what are you looking for?
Me: Nothing, just looking.
Rift: Excellent, how much do you want?
Me: *confused noises*
Then there’s me: I would like a nothing
Correct response so he understands: not anything at the moment
And me buying a nothM16
Underrated comment
*Confused Something Noises*
When the DM takes playing the merchant-NPC a little too serious
Viewer: E.R, how do you create such good asmr?
E.R: There's nothing to it
ba da tss
WHEEZING
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Germany be like: Still have to print receipt even for nothing
Kassenbonpflicht lässt grüßen :D
@@dermikadomampfer3198 hmmm der gute Umweltschutz
sad but true :(
@@dermikadomampfer3198 German Finanzbeamte randomly searches ERs Nothing shop because he printed nothing. Turns out they found nothing. So they take him to jail for nothing.
Wie willst du umtauschen wenn du den Kassenbon für nichts hast
26:04 - 26:50 me explaining to my parents why I shouldn’t go to school
Lmao
So true.... so true
Oh btw I liked the part where he said nothing 👍
Lol
You DO have benefits....
Pain
What a lovely idea, had me with a smile all throught
In LA, I literally saw something that seems like it would be a title to one of his videos
So as I was driving, I came across this sign that said “ The Never Open Shop” and I’m thinking to myself like “why does that sound familiar”
*goes into nothing shop to rob it*
Me: “GIVE ME NOTHING YOU’VE GOT!!!”
Aimee Dalton damn you screwed it
@@km16806 got the whole squad laughing...
you should be a comedian. not gonna cap
splish splash your comment is trash
brodie waye when you find a fellow tik toker
I feel like ephemeral is just on one really long never ending acid trip
mood
Hes basically the ASMR equivalent of rule 36
No, he IS an acid trip
Saying it's never-ending nullifies 'very long.'
Behold, the joys of the English language.
Side Note: Wait, is your first name actually Campbell, as implied by your Google account name? If so, that's the first time I've ever seen that. And, it's extra peculiar, because that's my last name.
Haha scheppert
21:15 "I enjoy wearing nothing myself all of the time" and "the manager encourages us workers to wear nothing"💀💀💀
35:22 Is it just me or did I start dying after seeing the receipt slowly take forever to print our absolutely nothing?...
Just me? Ok.
Legit why that damn receipt so long
The funniest part was the unpleasant noise
Feels like I’ve just been given a receipt from cvs
Bru they way he looked at the camera😂
Same here! IM CRYING-
“Is there *nothing* that you need or is there *nothing* that I can help you with?” Genius. Pure Genius.
what retail workers wish they could say.
Source: am retail worker
Her: How much money you got?
Me:
Nothing
ToxikTrash-YT thank you for letting us know the joke was very unclear
TheMinecraftWhisperer yes very
@@lucid4984 you hecking frick
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this video since it came out. It simply brings me loads of serotonin.
Minneapolis target on their first day of reopening
Lmao
I hope they still have MANGOES
LOL
LMFAO
Black lives matter right?
Plot twist: It’s actually a abandoned Walmart, And Rift is actually a drunk hobo and is dressed as a store clerk.
No comments?
@Aislin Little ur sad
Maybe he's not drunk. Maybe he's just high and THINKS that he's in a store and we are also high and that's why we see him in his imaginary store
Plot twist: nothing exists
Confused Screaming
Nobody:
Stores in 2020:
Dang
I mean like..... It's true
No, No, he’s right.
Kit Fisto It’s fine Broski.
He knew of the pandemic before everyone else, the genius.
Could you imagine being the next person in line doing nothing while the cashier takes his sweet time like its absolutely nothing?