@Sal Vulcano @doggo Just watching his videos constantly or watching a lot of them will inform you of the storyline. There are lots of theories about the lore, but basically it revolves around a place called "Arkham Sanitarium", which is a place which holds lots of wacky patients. Each video is you (presumably a patient at Arkham Sanitarium) interacting with different characters.
@@canopener1043 well i mean he does find a grenade and don't give two craps cause its a dummy grenade but still if i walked into to a room looked in a drawer and saw a grenade even a dummy one i would still put them on a watch list and monitor them
So in Rift's world...the mall cops are canadian, God is instead Cthulhu, and the most common pets are boots... Dear Cthulhu, I want to live in Rift's world.
Seems like there’s actually a storyline now. Maybe there’ll be a video of where the escapee is, what the plan is and what’s going to happen after that or if they got caught. Idk
I recommend your videos to any of my friends with anxiety or are on certain drugs that prevent sleep and it really does help, not sure why but thank you, you really have helped millions of people
Hidden in plain sight, never thought I would be so excited to see a little Easter egg near Spot (which as I type this Officer Murray pointed it out lol). Very smooth and very great story telling!! You are such a creative force and I really appreciate you creating and sharing your story :)
I love the continuity between ER’s videos, it goes beyond a simple series. It truly is dedication to the craft to carry on stories and intricacies that first appeared in videos years ago. Hats off to you sir.
Um Security Guard Murray, have you by chance seen the man who offers me my beaking... the pestilence has made my day and night insufferable... perhaps a beaking would prevent me from succumbing to the void....
Kai W The cure, the beaking. Techniques and scientology passed through the laboratories of the SCP foundation. He has agreed, the price... Rumors suggest it is the sanitarium for the entities that reside....
Ahh the king of Roleplays! Thank you for being an inspiration to me! Because of you and this wonderful community, I get to do what I love! But now, this video is up, so time for some sleep!!! 👌xx :)
I’ve just scrolled through and liked every comment having to do with Kermit and his noble quest to get daddy rift to do a curse only video. Keep it up soldier we stand with you
Had a good ole chuckle when he opened the drawer. There's a playstation controller, the letter 'R' and wait, what the hell is that? A grenade?! Ah, got it.
I swear to god, up until now, Goodnight Moon was my favorite asmr channel. But this guy is funny and relaxing? Get outta here Edit: the world building here is amazing! I’d even go as far as to say better than Goodnight Moon’s!
Is anyone going to comment on the multiple camera angles used in this video? Little touches like that really do a lot for me. Not going unnoticed and unappreciated by this guy!
The drawer search reminded me a lot of an I Spy set. ER, you really should do that. Wide angle shot of a big collection of trigger objects, and narrate through the list of what you were planning to get, and then give us some time to find it before getting it and doing some triggers.
Looking back at ERs vids I’d like to imagine it’s perfectly fine for patients to check out/ leave the sanitarium. You just aren’t allowed to break out or escape and that makes this way funnier
"I like what you've done with your room." Thanks it's decorated with exclusively with items I stole! 😊 "That lamp looks exactly like the one that went missing from the artifact room... Where did you get it, by the way?" Thank you, I stole it from the artifact room! 🤗
Good evening, mr Rift! I don't know if anyone have told you it before, but if you'll turn around your signature letter "R", you'll get russian letter "Я", which is a personal pronoun, just like "I" in english. To me this little fact adds a deeper meaning to your personal philosophy and to your whimsical world, because all of it is a part of you, and was created by your mind and imagination. Thank you for this wonderful experience. Each time I feel really bad, I come here and watch your videos, and this is the only thing that can ease all the pain. To me you are like a father (I've lost mine five years ago, and miss him every day): wise and kind. Thank you for the soul shelter (and for such genius plots and characters).
"Which color you want me to take?" Me: "Blue, it's my favourite color and in my country it represents the police and the security is associated with it." "Red?" Me: "Uhhmm... no? I'd like blue please..." "Yeah good choice, red is my favourite color too" Me: 😐
The Murray couple must've had very specific expectations for their son when they named him Officer.
expectations: met
“Hello yes I am officer officer and do you know how fast you were going?”
The biggest running joke, except the guy who sped 90mph past a red light.
BHAAHA
Then he became a mcdonald's employee
"hello officer, can I get a number 9 with sauce please?"
"Why do you have an ounce of Spiderman's ashes?"
cuz I like to party
You get his powers
Jerry Quillen this comment killed me.
It's a reference to one of ER's other videos where he deals the ashes of the snapped marvel characters.
Yeeeeah boi come to my place and we can snort some decapitated youngling powder as well
His legal name is Officer Murray, so technically he could go as officer officer.
Oh thank goodness someone took the boot in. I was worried no one would adopt it.
Adopt, don't shop
Nice to see a fellow pmc
hahahahahahahaha is jussssstt hahahahahahahahahahaha boot hahahahahahahaha thats the funheheeest thing since memes hahahahahahahahahahaha
@@stevenhubbard9015 alright easy there chill out with the bath salts.
Fire man Hubbard XD you sure no ones tickling you?
38:40
"Oh it's a highligh-"
"It's one of the deadliest weapons made"
"Wh-what?"
38:25
Ok but like I hate getting into trouble and when he said that it legit caused me anxiety xD
@@catherinemartin1957 yeah where’s the evidence??
the old 'pet boot'
I love your style man.
Poo
Ok this is the weirdest shit I just looked up tattoo asmr then I see ur comment my mind is blown
grand e he comments everywhere
Mr. Tattoo ASMR Link!
I swear every asmr video I watch you comment!
Yes I brought my PlayStation controller into the asylum, so I can stare at the wall and imagine I'm playing Sly Cooper
@FrostBloodGames Yeah I just prefer staring at the wall
Sly Cooper was a banging series.
C'est la vie!
Didn't think I'd see you here Captain. Btw love your videos.
Captain ASMR you sly dog
4:10 hey nice lamp “ where did u get it”
Me: sweat falling down my face “yeah I got it at Costco”
Costco lolol
L A M P
I love lamp
Ah another doctor so nice to see I'm not alone.
is a replica
*Walks in* "Oh is that a pet boot?"
Me: *looks embarrassed* "Nah..."
"It's cute"
Me:*relieved*
Bruuuuuh, I just noticed the boot. I thought he was talking about a snake named "old boot" lmao
Edit: I'm tired.
Starry Little Artist Hahaha 😂😂😂🤣
In the summer, Uncle E is doctor strange
In the winter, he is John Wick
hey
Luis Lim hello
hi
Luis Lim how are ya?
Oh yeah
I love how you tie together your videos with all these small details like the cone lamp and the boot!
Yeah, me too
reusing props but also all vids are connected which is amazing
Rift's creating a little universe of his own, gotta keep the lore consistent.
@Sal Vulcano @doggo Just watching his videos constantly or watching a lot of them will inform you of the storyline. There are lots of theories about the lore, but basically it revolves around a place called "Arkham Sanitarium", which is a place which holds lots of wacky patients. Each video is you (presumably a patient at Arkham Sanitarium) interacting with different characters.
where does communist asmr tie in?!
48:08 the acting was spot on and the reaction was so Perfect when he found spiderman’s ashes.
I hope I can have a moment of your time
No
Roll credits
My life when it comes to other people in a nutshell
This guy would be a great fit for cinema Sins
FrostBloodGames yes,yes he does good job little timmy
FrostBloodGames nice try Timmy. We’re on to you Timmy.
I fear no man, but that thing, Max olotl, it scares me
*finds a gun*
Me:"Its for relaxation"
Security:"Oh ok"
No cause for concern
@@canopener1043 well i mean he does find a grenade and don't give two craps cause its a dummy grenade but still if i walked into to a room looked in a drawer and saw a grenade even a dummy one i would still put them on a watch list and monitor them
boss of gaming ok but he also freaked out over a highlighter and wanted you to get some more of Spider-Man’s ashes sooooooooooo
This is a debate now isn't it
"I find murder very relaxing"
So in Rift's world...the mall cops are canadian, God is instead Cthulhu, and the most common pets are boots...
Dear Cthulhu, I want to live in Rift's world.
Same
Don't forget that Cthulhu is also a doctor
One word: Corvus. Corvus is best boi.
@@redsoulheart5040 but did you consider, margaret is best gyrl?
My favorite character is the trader that trades cash for junk
"I'll try not to take much of your time, okay?"
*52 minutes later*
He said he would be gone before your company got there
52 mins < 1 hr so technically he didn't. Still true though.
@@rubymaster6349 nuh uh
Seems like there’s actually a storyline now. Maybe there’ll be a video of where the escapee is, what the plan is and what’s going to happen after that or if they got caught. Idk
Daddy er will grant our curiosity, answers
All of these videos are a part of a storyline. You just never know where on the timeline we are.
@@mudkippug ALL of his videos are connected.
The first escapee is just a distraction so we can kill the Professor like Corvus ordered us to.
@@timewellspent8137 which video
The lore behind all of this and the way it links together is immense
Legitimate anxiety when he tried to open that padlock lol
SAME, damn it was unnerving
Hella
When he asked about the lamp my heart sank!
Haha! Glad I'm not the only one! Lol
IKR? Like I thought this was suppose to be relaxing but the highlighter and ashes part legit gave me anxiety. xD
"Ahh the eldritch safety cone that holds many powers, Where buy chance did you find such a thresher?"
"...The ...thrift shop."
"This is one of the most deadliest weapons known."
**casually opens**
"Oh, makes a good sound!!"
I recommend your videos to any of my friends with anxiety or are on certain drugs that prevent sleep and it really does help, not sure why but thank you, you really have helped millions of people
JoshMarum who tf are ur friends?
@@Antnix732Cocaine and Ectasy
clicked faster than Corvus pulling out his notebook
HAHAHA nice pun!
Nice name.
@@seamusdoyle4884 σας ευχαριστώ
. thank you.
Fastest DRAW in the Asylum
Eisai ellinas?
The best role play ASMRtist 100%. Don’t @ me
What?
@Andxew
@Andxew
@Andxew
@Andxew what i didn't hear you
I find it weird, that instead of asking, what the pet boot's name is, he just starts talking about his sex
edgytrashshithead pet boots rarely have names silly
Oh yeah yeah
Sorry for standing in your lame profile picture
Well it's too obvious, it's "booty". Or "bootert". Or "bootleg". Or "bootholomew". Or-
You got a problem with that
The boot threatened to tell you where the escaped prisoner went...so I locked it up. Hope you don't mind?
I certainly won't........
*hides behind couch*
doggo plz no
@@PockyChoco23 *pokes out head* pls no what?
**violently default dances**
*_pulls out gun_* you better stop
“It’s a training grenade. You can tell by the blue paint”
*explodes*
“Is that a pet boot” this is why I love Rift.
I love that he respected the boot so well, like, like thank you for treating my pet as you would a person 🙏
Can we all respect that this man sat down and acted like a boot was a cute dog. I already liked the video.
I love how much he connects his videos together
50:26 "you can bring me more ashes" "Gotcha, aye sorry grandma, business is just business,"
Hidden in plain sight, never thought I would be so excited to see a little Easter egg near Spot (which as I type this Officer Murray pointed it out lol). Very smooth and very great story telling!! You are such a creative force and I really appreciate you creating and sharing your story :)
“Oh a training grenade that’s alri-“ “IS THAT A HIGHLIGHTER!?!?”
I love the continuity between ER’s videos, it goes beyond a simple series. It truly is dedication to the craft to carry on stories and intricacies that first appeared in videos years ago. Hats off to you sir.
I love how he says many times that he doesn't have jurisdiction yet he enters someone's house
facts
Um Security Guard Murray, have you by chance seen the man who offers me my beaking... the pestilence has made my day and night insufferable... perhaps a beaking would prevent me from succumbing to the void....
M o o d
69 Likes is 69 Beakings
Corvus and SCP-049 are two separate beings.
Kai W The cure, the beaking. Techniques and scientology passed through the laboratories of the SCP foundation. He has agreed, the price... Rumors suggest it is the sanitarium for the entities that reside....
@@cryptycpromethea1993 Or maybe the Foundation is connected via a Rift?
I went from fully awake and alert to the deepest sleep I've had in a couple months in about 12 minutes thanks to this 💚💚💚
day [redacted] in joining kermit to make paul do a swear word only video
We need more soldiers like you. ✊
Keep the mission alive
I need a reminder who the f#%k is Paul I for get I have a memory of a f#%king rock
@@generalraven9804 that's ERs real name
Hecc fricc succ dang darn toot 😎 cool boy only minecwaff sewvew. No Chwistien wame boys hewe
I would like to see a forest gump roleplay like a interview or Gump explaining how to catch shrimp
It’s so awesome how E ties things together and references other videos in his videos and the topics are way different
I couldn’t find any 1 better than him in asmr he is so good at it
Man, how you keep coming up with amazing ideas is beyond me. Your dedication is admirable. Keep being the best uncle E!
Love the “attention all units, attention all units” from the last mall cop, great callback
OMG I lovvvved the Arkham Mall Security video, super hyped about this! Thx Papa Rift ;)
"A moment of your time"
1 hour later
Me: -_-
What
What
Considering that in almost every video their notion of "a little while" is almost an hour, it is duable
Please don’t mind my shrine to Papa Rift. I simply must praise him constantly, for He is great. Praise be. Stay blessed.
Supporting you matter, pal.
Doccium papa praise
Ralph Wiggum why
We shall worship papa rift
Ive got one right next to my shrine of Papa John
This universe is so carefully woven together like a nice warm blanket 😊
Looks like Dogs have a competitor for being humans best friend
Day 10 in supporting kermit in asking ER to do a swear only video
thank you very very much kind person or boot
no problem , i can tell you are getting antsy because you added a stop sign in your comment
yes i’m getting slightly triggered
Day I forgot helping Kermit get this video
Kermit I feel for you
Interrupting me getting out of bed on my day off. I'll allow it.
How do you get interrupted getting out of bed?
@@GHound420 How do you get interrupted doing anything?
Not even a minute in, BOOM! Tingles. This man is amazing.
Ahh the king of Roleplays! Thank you for being an inspiration to me! Because of you and this wonderful community, I get to do what I love!
But now, this video is up, so time for some sleep!!! 👌xx :)
You are probably one of the coolest ASMR artists I think out there
I love these. The one where Corvus is the mall cop always makes me laugh xD
"What were you planning to do with these ashes?"
"Plant them in Margaret's garden and hope they grew back-"
Thank you for putting time into what you do ! i loved the Marvel ashes sells man. keep being creative my man
_Just stopping by long before bedtime to say that beard is inspiring_
Always is!!!! 🥰🥰✌️🇨🇦
I’ve just scrolled through and liked every comment having to do with Kermit and his noble quest to get daddy rift to do a curse only video. Keep it up soldier we stand with you
jared wood same
Am I the only one who thinks that the escaped patient and security officer Murray are one and the same person?
Or officer Murray Helped him
Makes sense
I mean we've never seen him brfore, so it's totally possible.
This is the high quality content I subscribed for.
I need a pet boot in my life
Two would be better
same tho
@@ognjenivanovic7871 😂😂😂
I got a pet rock
@@staklar6101 what breed?
The joke starting @ 25:13 "No no no...not THOSE drawers"...LMAO!!
Who else watches Rift's videos for the stories and weird *HECK* that he uploads?
I have come and gone quite a bit over the years. It is always good to be back after some time to a familiar face. Thank you friend
Had a good ole chuckle when he opened the drawer. There's a playstation controller, the letter 'R' and wait, what the hell is that? A grenade?! Ah, got it.
This is like the sequel to the original mall cop video I've been waiting for! It makes me really happy.
I will join the battle to help Kermit get his swear word video
Oh yeah yeah
I legitimately felt like I was being told off and felt ashamed.
Keep it up friend!
I swear to god, up until now, Goodnight Moon was my favorite asmr channel. But this guy is funny and relaxing? Get outta here
Edit: the world building here is amazing! I’d even go as far as to say better than Goodnight Moon’s!
Is anyone going to comment on the multiple camera angles used in this video? Little touches like that really do a lot for me. Not going unnoticed and unappreciated by this guy!
I get nervous during 'interviews', so this was equally relaxing and anxiety inducing. Thanks?
I really like this one hope we would get more roleplays like this now, about different situation with different characters or the same ones
This is just a creative way to write his shopping list
So relaxing yet comedic at times. I love it
I was half-expecting him to pull out the AK-47 and be like, "Fully automatic assault rifle? Seems harmless.".
The drawer search reminded me a lot of an I Spy set. ER, you really should do that. Wide angle shot of a big collection of trigger objects, and narrate through the list of what you were planning to get, and then give us some time to find it before getting it and doing some triggers.
I feel like I need a comprehensive document explaining the whole history of Arkham and everyone in it.
officer murray is back people!
Omg the hair and the beard is getting longer, keep it like this!! looks so good on you paul :)
Hope you see "Blanket Shaman" character from late 2023.... 🥰🥰✌️🇨🇦
*Pulls out a fucking hand grenade*
Murray: This is fine.
*Pulls out a highlighter*
Murray: *And now, you have officially carried it too far, buddy.*
Papa Rift: you are expecting someone but not for another hour right?
Me: oh god i know where this is going
39:40
Officer Murray: And just how did you come into possession of this?
*helltaker ost starts playing*
0:01 FBI OPEN UP
GAME crasher underrated
Oh yeah
Connor Paul *oh yeah yeah
But it's relaxing
Except the fbi guy is a new guy and is super polite
Looking back at ERs vids I’d like to imagine it’s perfectly fine for patients to check out/ leave the sanitarium. You just aren’t allowed to break out or escape and that makes this way funnier
The beard with that hair looks majestic
THE SILENT VAMPIRE oh yeah yeah
oh yeah yeah
He looks like Kenny from the walking dead
I literally just started my job as a security officer, today was orientation. Rift your timing as always, is eerie af lol
Notification squad whaddup!!!
YO DAWG WADDUP!!!!!! *_From waaaaay down the hallway_*
no
*ratatatata*
Officer Murray has come back. Nice :D
"I like what you've done with your room."
Thanks it's decorated with exclusively with items I stole! 😊
"That lamp looks exactly like the one that went missing from the artifact room... Where did you get it, by the way?"
Thank you, I stole it from the artifact room! 🤗
You have been uploading like crazy!! Keep up the hard work Uncle E!
Good evening, mr Rift!
I don't know if anyone have told you it before, but if you'll turn around your signature letter "R", you'll get russian letter "Я", which is a personal pronoun, just like "I" in english. To me this little fact adds a deeper meaning to your personal philosophy and to your whimsical world, because all of it is a part of you, and was created by your mind and imagination.
Thank you for this wonderful experience. Each time I feel really bad, I come here and watch your videos, and this is the only thing that can ease all the pain. To me you are like a father (I've lost mine five years ago, and miss him every day): wise and kind. Thank you for the soul shelter (and for such genius plots and characters).
@@Merkhahba I hope you understand the reason you got no likes... You should probably delete your reply...
@@folyobembay73
This was not the thing I meant to post that on. I'm so sorry.
@@Merkhahba it's fine.
i always put my volume down for ads and i'm like oh wait E.R is a god and doesn't have ads
Good thing he didn't look inside my green storage container, my confession to being the Ninja of the incident was in there.
My boy officer Murray is back! Underrated character.
Ahh yes a cone lamp and a pet boot what more could you have
38:40
Oh a hi- Wait, how did that get into my room?
"Which color you want me to take?"
Me: "Blue, it's my favourite color and in my country it represents the police and the security is associated with it."
"Red?"
Me: "Uhhmm... no? I'd like blue please..."
"Yeah good choice, red is my favourite color too"
Me: 😐
This universe is so expanded that it deserves a movie
SO MANY REFERENCES
"The letter R, for relaxation?"
I now fully believe that E.R. is a dad.