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  • @Kr0gr
    @Kr0gr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2789

    Oh thank goodness someone took the boot in. I was worried no one would adopt it.

    • @mbakken96
      @mbakken96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Adopt, don't shop

    • @JohnSmith-mm8jm
      @JohnSmith-mm8jm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nice to see a fellow pmc

    • @stevenhubbard9015
      @stevenhubbard9015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hahahahahahahaha is jussssstt hahahahahahahahahahaha boot hahahahahahahaha thats the funheheeest thing since memes hahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @frederico8065
      @frederico8065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@stevenhubbard9015 alright easy there chill out with the bath salts.

    • @laylapaws2509
      @laylapaws2509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fire man Hubbard XD you sure no ones tickling you?

  • @thelemon0001
    @thelemon0001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1508

    The Murray couple must've had very specific expectations for their son when they named him Officer.

    • @jasonwalker4003
      @jasonwalker4003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      expectations: met

    • @sgt.mittens2451
      @sgt.mittens2451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      “Hello yes I am officer officer and do you know how fast you were going?”
      The biggest running joke, except the guy who sped 90mph past a red light.

    • @lamasytchannel
      @lamasytchannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      BHAAHA

    • @thispersondoesnotexist405
      @thispersondoesnotexist405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Then he became a mcdonald's employee

    • @thispersondoesnotexist405
      @thispersondoesnotexist405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "hello officer, can I get a number 9 with sauce please?"

  • @MrTattooASMR
    @MrTattooASMR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1967

    the old 'pet boot'
    I love your style man.

    • @Auvisome
      @Auvisome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Poo

    • @grande1590
      @grande1590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ok this is the weirdest shit I just looked up tattoo asmr then I see ur comment my mind is blown

    • @lootdood6151
      @lootdood6151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      grand e he comments everywhere

    • @Lamb666
      @Lamb666 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr. Tattoo ASMR Link!

    • @gxdsgulxgv2101
      @gxdsgulxgv2101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I swear every asmr video I watch you comment!

  • @WaterSlime_
    @WaterSlime_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    I love how you tie together your videos with all these small details like the cone lamp and the boot!

    • @ognjenivanovic7871
      @ognjenivanovic7871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, me too

    • @qwest500
      @qwest500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      reusing props but also all vids are connected which is amazing

    • @bowdude27
      @bowdude27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Rift's creating a little universe of his own, gotta keep the lore consistent.

    • @qwest500
      @qwest500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Sal Vulcano @doggo Just watching his videos constantly or watching a lot of them will inform you of the storyline. There are lots of theories about the lore, but basically it revolves around a place called "Arkham Sanitarium", which is a place which holds lots of wacky patients. Each video is you (presumably a patient at Arkham Sanitarium) interacting with different characters.

    • @Yrojrund
      @Yrojrund 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      where does communist asmr tie in?!

  • @ddlk9913
    @ddlk9913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +928

    "Why do you have an ounce of Spiderman's ashes?"
    cuz I like to party

    • @duelelmies3662
      @duelelmies3662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You get his powers

    • @redsoulheart5040
      @redsoulheart5040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jerry Quillen this comment killed me.

    • @Mav3nTwitch
      @Mav3nTwitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's a reference to one of ER's other videos where he deals the ashes of the snapped marvel characters.

    • @darthrevan533
      @darthrevan533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeeeeah boi come to my place and we can snort some decapitated youngling powder as well

    • @sgt.mittens2451
      @sgt.mittens2451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His legal name is Officer Murray, so technically he could go as officer officer.

  • @mudkippug
    @mudkippug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Seems like there’s actually a storyline now. Maybe there’ll be a video of where the escapee is, what the plan is and what’s going to happen after that or if they got caught. Idk

    • @theuniversalmudkip1102
      @theuniversalmudkip1102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Daddy er will grant our curiosity, answers

    • @barbaravenek610
      @barbaravenek610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      All of these videos are a part of a storyline. You just never know where on the timeline we are.

    • @barbaravenek610
      @barbaravenek610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mudkippug ALL of his videos are connected.

    • @timewellspent8137
      @timewellspent8137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The first escapee is just a distraction so we can kill the Professor like Corvus ordered us to.

    • @vagarityga7100
      @vagarityga7100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@timewellspent8137 which video

  • @MrStrepsilz
    @MrStrepsilz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +943

    I hope I can have a moment of your time
    No
    Roll credits

    • @generalraven9804
      @generalraven9804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      My life when it comes to other people in a nutshell

    • @roykennedy
      @roykennedy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This guy would be a great fit for cinema Sins

    • @roomba_with_knifes6607
      @roomba_with_knifes6607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      FrostBloodGames yes,yes he does good job little timmy

    • @denniscowe3289
      @denniscowe3289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      FrostBloodGames nice try Timmy. We’re on to you Timmy.

    • @F0undlol
      @F0undlol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I fear no man, but that thing, Max olotl, it scares me

  • @BornotB-xi6kg
    @BornotB-xi6kg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    38:40
    "Oh it's a highligh-"
    "It's one of the deadliest weapons made"
    "Wh-what?"

    • @gamelabs818
      @gamelabs818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      38:25

    • @redsoulheart5040
      @redsoulheart5040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ok but like I hate getting into trouble and when he said that it legit caused me anxiety xD

    • @redsoulheart5040
      @redsoulheart5040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@catherinemartin1957 yeah where’s the evidence??

  • @metrometheus641
    @metrometheus641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    48:08 the acting was spot on and the reaction was so Perfect when he found spiderman’s ashes.

  • @CaptainASMR
    @CaptainASMR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1355

    Yes I brought my PlayStation controller into the asylum, so I can stare at the wall and imagine I'm playing Sly Cooper

    • @CaptainASMR
      @CaptainASMR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @FrostBloodGames Yeah I just prefer staring at the wall

    • @RylaDarkstar
      @RylaDarkstar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Sly Cooper was a banging series.

    • @dergiggler3603
      @dergiggler3603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      C'est la vie!

    • @potasiumm3502
      @potasiumm3502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Didn't think I'd see you here Captain. Btw love your videos.

    • @nathanielbatty
      @nathanielbatty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Captain ASMR you sly dog

  • @f.b.i.2366
    @f.b.i.2366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1618

    In the summer, Uncle E is doctor strange
    In the winter, he is John Wick

    • @neem7021
      @neem7021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      hey

    • @f.b.i.2366
      @f.b.i.2366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Luis Lim hello

    • @neem7021
      @neem7021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      hi

    • @f.b.i.2366
      @f.b.i.2366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Luis Lim how are ya?

    • @melikage6566
      @melikage6566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh yeah

  • @DREAD0
    @DREAD0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The lore behind all of this and the way it links together is immense

  • @lordsaladin361
    @lordsaladin361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    4:10 hey nice lamp “ where did u get it”
    Me: sweat falling down my face “yeah I got it at Costco”

  • @ali3nducky140
    @ali3nducky140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    *Walks in* "Oh is that a pet boot?"
    Me: *looks embarrassed* "Nah..."
    "It's cute"
    Me:*relieved*

    • @dr.starryplagueartist4557
      @dr.starryplagueartist4557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bruuuuuh, I just noticed the boot. I thought he was talking about a snake named "old boot" lmao
      Edit: I'm tired.

    • @paulybeatz3688
      @paulybeatz3688 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Starry Little Artist Hahaha 😂😂😂🤣

  • @gameroxi
    @gameroxi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Legitimate anxiety when he tried to open that padlock lol

    • @waltergaming2003
      @waltergaming2003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      SAME, damn it was unnerving

    • @allofrussia571
      @allofrussia571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hella

    • @timewellspent8137
      @timewellspent8137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When he asked about the lamp my heart sank!

    • @sariahyarber3662
      @sariahyarber3662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Haha! Glad I'm not the only one! Lol

    • @redsoulheart5040
      @redsoulheart5040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      IKR? Like I thought this was suppose to be relaxing but the highlighter and ashes part legit gave me anxiety. xD

  • @joshmarum8540
    @joshmarum8540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I recommend your videos to any of my friends with anxiety or are on certain drugs that prevent sleep and it really does help, not sure why but thank you, you really have helped millions of people

    • @Antnix732
      @Antnix732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JoshMarum who tf are ur friends?

    • @662363
      @662363 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Antnix732Cocaine and Ectasy

  • @colonclosedparantheses293
    @colonclosedparantheses293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    So in Rift's world...the mall cops are canadian, God is instead Cthulhu, and the most common pets are boots...
    Dear Cthulhu, I want to live in Rift's world.

    • @loganserr6864
      @loganserr6864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @thomasthouin6500
      @thomasthouin6500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't forget that Cthulhu is also a doctor

    • @redsoulheart5040
      @redsoulheart5040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      One word: Corvus. Corvus is best boi.

    • @nefilimwarrior1747
      @nefilimwarrior1747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@redsoulheart5040 but did you consider, margaret is best gyrl?

    • @Crayzo_A.s.
      @Crayzo_A.s. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My favorite character is the trader that trades cash for junk

  • @Antunes762
    @Antunes762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    "I'll try not to take much of your time, okay?"
    *52 minutes later*

    • @rubymaster6349
      @rubymaster6349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He said he would be gone before your company got there

    • @SniperGuy430
      @SniperGuy430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      52 mins < 1 hr so technically he didn't. Still true though.

    • @tiffanydonahue3034
      @tiffanydonahue3034 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@rubymaster6349 nuh uh

  • @adamgreenejr.5247
    @adamgreenejr.5247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    *finds a gun*
    Me:"Its for relaxation"
    Security:"Oh ok"

    • @canopener1043
      @canopener1043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No cause for concern

    • @damienbailey227
      @damienbailey227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@canopener1043 well i mean he does find a grenade and don't give two craps cause its a dummy grenade but still if i walked into to a room looked in a drawer and saw a grenade even a dummy one i would still put them on a watch list and monitor them

    • @redsoulheart5040
      @redsoulheart5040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      boss of gaming ok but he also freaked out over a highlighter and wanted you to get some more of Spider-Man’s ashes sooooooooooo

    • @adamgreenejr.5247
      @adamgreenejr.5247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is a debate now isn't it

    • @thispersondoesnotexist405
      @thispersondoesnotexist405 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "I find murder very relaxing"

  • @wiretoast
    @wiretoast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I would like to see a forest gump roleplay like a interview or Gump explaining how to catch shrimp

  • @randomnothingness6557
    @randomnothingness6557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "Ahh the eldritch safety cone that holds many powers, Where buy chance did you find such a thresher?"
    "...The ...thrift shop."

  • @andrewruiz5083
    @andrewruiz5083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    The best role play ASMRtist 100%. Don’t @ me

  • @raynekingsly9302
    @raynekingsly9302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love that he respected the boot so well, like, like thank you for treating my pet as you would a person 🙏

  • @kevintusinski8500
    @kevintusinski8500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "This is one of the most deadliest weapons known."
    **casually opens**
    "Oh, makes a good sound!!"

  • @greekbirb
    @greekbirb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    clicked faster than Corvus pulling out his notebook

    • @ognjenivanovic7871
      @ognjenivanovic7871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAHAHA nice pun!

    • @seamusdoyle4884
      @seamusdoyle4884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice name.

    • @greekbirb
      @greekbirb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@seamusdoyle4884 σας ευχαριστώ
      . thank you.

    • @dkfetty
      @dkfetty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fastest DRAW in the Asylum

    • @geohypervx890
      @geohypervx890 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eisai ellinas?

  • @lxrdszn6510
    @lxrdszn6510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    I find it weird, that instead of asking, what the pet boot's name is, he just starts talking about his sex

    • @kotan4617
      @kotan4617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      edgytrashshithead pet boots rarely have names silly

    • @zoomzoom4377
      @zoomzoom4377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh yeah yeah

    • @ssnake3461
      @ssnake3461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sorry for standing in your lame profile picture

    • @AWACS_Snowblind
      @AWACS_Snowblind 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well it's too obvious, it's "booty". Or "bootert". Or "bootleg". Or "bootholomew". Or-

    • @simoncowell7063
      @simoncowell7063 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You got a problem with that

  • @daydreamingvampire
    @daydreamingvampire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “Oh a training grenade that’s alri-“ “IS THAT A HIGHLIGHTER!?!?”

  • @theskilledsnake
    @theskilledsnake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how much he connects his videos together

  • @calebknollman3613
    @calebknollman3613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “Is that a pet boot” this is why I love Rift.

  • @madedrew
    @madedrew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hidden in plain sight, never thought I would be so excited to see a little Easter egg near Spot (which as I type this Officer Murray pointed it out lol). Very smooth and very great story telling!! You are such a creative force and I really appreciate you creating and sharing your story :)

  • @ImmortalPlayer42069
    @ImmortalPlayer42069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Can we all respect that this man sat down and acted like a boot was a cute dog. I already liked the video.

  • @pingu8900
    @pingu8900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the continuity between ER’s videos, it goes beyond a simple series. It truly is dedication to the craft to carry on stories and intricacies that first appeared in videos years ago. Hats off to you sir.

  • @bluepatriot6078
    @bluepatriot6078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “It’s a training grenade. You can tell by the blue paint”
    *explodes*

  • @godsmacker6324
    @godsmacker6324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love the “attention all units, attention all units” from the last mall cop, great callback

  • @Ralph_Wiggum
    @Ralph_Wiggum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Please don’t mind my shrine to Papa Rift. I simply must praise him constantly, for He is great. Praise be. Stay blessed.

  • @goose2835
    @goose2835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love how he says many times that he doesn't have jurisdiction yet he enters someone's house

  • @SnoFitzroy
    @SnoFitzroy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I went from fully awake and alert to the deepest sleep I've had in a couple months in about 12 minutes thanks to this 💚💚💚

  • @wikern7010
    @wikern7010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Looks like Dogs have a competitor for being humans best friend

  • @cjsmr9751
    @cjsmr9751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This universe is so carefully woven together like a nice warm blanket 😊

  • @88FlyingHigh88
    @88FlyingHigh88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Had a good ole chuckle when he opened the drawer. There's a playstation controller, the letter 'R' and wait, what the hell is that? A grenade?! Ah, got it.

  • @محمدخالد-ط6ه1د
    @محمدخالد-ط6ه1د 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I couldn’t find any 1 better than him in asmr he is so good at it

  • @imigi2850
    @imigi2850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s so awesome how E ties things together and references other videos in his videos and the topics are way different

  • @cryptycpromethea1993
    @cryptycpromethea1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Um Security Guard Murray, have you by chance seen the man who offers me my beaking... the pestilence has made my day and night insufferable... perhaps a beaking would prevent me from succumbing to the void....

    • @fearisimminent7765
      @fearisimminent7765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      M o o d

    • @cryptycpromethea1993
      @cryptycpromethea1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      69 Likes is 69 Beakings

    • @kannonball5789
      @kannonball5789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Corvus and SCP-049 are two separate beings.

    • @cryptycpromethea1993
      @cryptycpromethea1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kai W The cure, the beaking. Techniques and scientology passed through the laboratories of the SCP foundation. He has agreed, the price... Rumors suggest it is the sanitarium for the entities that reside....

    • @kannonball5789
      @kannonball5789 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cryptycpromethea1993 Or maybe the Foundation is connected via a Rift?

  • @PBunyanOx
    @PBunyanOx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Interrupting me getting out of bed on my day off. I'll allow it.

    • @GHound420
      @GHound420 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How do you get interrupted getting out of bed?

    • @PBunyanOx
      @PBunyanOx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GHound420 How do you get interrupted doing anything?

  • @aperson2378
    @aperson2378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    The boot threatened to tell you where the escaped prisoner went...so I locked it up. Hope you don't mind?

    • @ognjenivanovic7871
      @ognjenivanovic7871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I certainly won't........
      *hides behind couch*

    • @PockyChoco23
      @PockyChoco23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      doggo plz no

    • @ognjenivanovic7871
      @ognjenivanovic7871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PockyChoco23 *pokes out head* pls no what?

    • @cara_melly
      @cara_melly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      **violently default dances**

    • @ognjenivanovic7871
      @ognjenivanovic7871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *_pulls out gun_* you better stop

  • @qwest500
    @qwest500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    OMG I lovvvved the Arkham Mall Security video, super hyped about this! Thx Papa Rift ;)

  • @reginaldconnor277
    @reginaldconnor277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "A moment of your time"
    1 hour later
    Me: -_-

    • @jug0572
      @jug0572 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What

    • @thezeshadow7782
      @thezeshadow7782 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What

    • @nefilimwarrior1747
      @nefilimwarrior1747 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Considering that in almost every video their notion of "a little while" is almost an hour, it is duable

  • @Lunageldia
    @Lunageldia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The drawer search reminded me a lot of an I Spy set. ER, you really should do that. Wide angle shot of a big collection of trigger objects, and narrate through the list of what you were planning to get, and then give us some time to find it before getting it and doing some triggers.

  • @thepurpleantidote8709
    @thepurpleantidote8709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    50:26 "you can bring me more ashes" "Gotcha, aye sorry grandma, business is just business,"

  • @ASMRBoosters
    @ASMRBoosters 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man, how you keep coming up with amazing ideas is beyond me. Your dedication is admirable. Keep being the best uncle E!

  • @DeliaDreaming
    @DeliaDreaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I feel like I need a comprehensive document explaining the whole history of Arkham and everyone in it.

  • @GabrielWolfe
    @GabrielWolfe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love these. The one where Corvus is the mall cop always makes me laugh xD

  • @colonclosedparantheses293
    @colonclosedparantheses293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Who else watches Rift's videos for the stories and weird *HECK* that he uploads?

  • @redsoulheart5040
    @redsoulheart5040 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Looking back at ERs vids I’d like to imagine it’s perfectly fine for patients to check out/ leave the sanitarium. You just aren’t allowed to break out or escape and that makes this way funnier

  • @Asareff
    @Asareff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    I need a pet boot in my life

  • @MichieCuddlesASMR
    @MichieCuddlesASMR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ahh the king of Roleplays! Thank you for being an inspiration to me! Because of you and this wonderful community, I get to do what I love!
    But now, this video is up, so time for some sleep!!! 👌xx :)

  • @wiretoast
    @wiretoast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You are probably one of the coolest ASMR artists I think out there

  • @AnomalousZoologist
    @AnomalousZoologist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "What were you planning to do with these ashes?"
    "Plant them in Margaret's garden and hope they grew back-"

  • @DianneBrand
    @DianneBrand 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Am I the only one who thinks that the escaped patient and security officer Murray are one and the same person?

  • @sgabriel005
    @sgabriel005 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have come and gone quite a bit over the years. It is always good to be back after some time to a familiar face. Thank you friend

  • @veevsu
    @veevsu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Not even a minute in, BOOM! Tingles. This man is amazing.

  • @AWACS_Snowblind
    @AWACS_Snowblind 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    _Just stopping by long before bedtime to say that beard is inspiring_

    • @galeparker1067
      @galeparker1067 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Always is!!!! 🥰🥰✌️🇨🇦

  • @samfrenzied
    @samfrenzied 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I get nervous during 'interviews', so this was equally relaxing and anxiety inducing. Thanks?

  • @junkrabbit1763
    @junkrabbit1763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is just a creative way to write his shopping list

  • @gorboobus9292
    @gorboobus9292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I swear to god, up until now, Goodnight Moon was my favorite asmr channel. But this guy is funny and relaxing? Get outta here
    Edit: the world building here is amazing! I’d even go as far as to say better than Goodnight Moon’s!

  • @asir9129
    @asir9129 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really like this one hope we would get more roleplays like this now, about different situation with different characters or the same ones

  • @jaredwood8163
    @jaredwood8163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I’ve just scrolled through and liked every comment having to do with Kermit and his noble quest to get daddy rift to do a curse only video. Keep it up soldier we stand with you

    • @gall9had
      @gall9had 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      jared wood same

  • @isetmfriendsofire
    @isetmfriendsofire 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is like the sequel to the original mall cop video I've been waiting for! It makes me really happy.

  • @thesilentvampire
    @thesilentvampire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The beard with that hair looks majestic

    • @ssnake3461
      @ssnake3461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THE SILENT VAMPIRE oh yeah yeah

    • @ggtroll1365
      @ggtroll1365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh yeah yeah

    • @silentghostx4158
      @silentghostx4158 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He looks like Kenny from the walking dead

  • @mikeyazz9672
    @mikeyazz9672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you for putting time into what you do ! i loved the Marvel ashes sells man. keep being creative my man

  • @smbz-gcommunityhub
    @smbz-gcommunityhub 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Good thing he didn't look inside my green storage container, my confession to being the Ninja of the incident was in there.

  • @AlphaAcro
    @AlphaAcro 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is anyone going to comment on the multiple camera angles used in this video? Little touches like that really do a lot for me. Not going unnoticed and unappreciated by this guy!

  • @hyperxalloyfpspelinappaimi8447
    @hyperxalloyfpspelinappaimi8447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    Day 10 in supporting kermit in asking ER to do a swear only video

  • @Expired_SaltPacket
    @Expired_SaltPacket 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i always put my volume down for ads and i'm like oh wait E.R is a god and doesn't have ads

  • @lindabork6542
    @lindabork6542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I legitimately felt like I was being told off and felt ashamed.
    Keep it up friend!

  • @LyricallyWine626
    @LyricallyWine626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I literally just started my job as a security officer, today was orientation. Rift your timing as always, is eerie af lol

  • @daneelaart
    @daneelaart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    day [redacted] in joining kermit to make paul do a swear word only video

    • @WuntaykTimmy1
      @WuntaykTimmy1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We need more soldiers like you. ✊

    • @Kidcrowley
      @Kidcrowley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Keep the mission alive

    • @generalraven9804
      @generalraven9804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I need a reminder who the f#%k is Paul I for get I have a memory of a f#%king rock

    • @leroyspitzer8265
      @leroyspitzer8265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@generalraven9804 that's ERs real name

    • @waffle119
      @waffle119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hecc fricc succ dang darn toot 😎 cool boy only minecwaff sewvew. No Chwistien wame boys hewe

  • @VTjoey03
    @VTjoey03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the high quality content I subscribed for.

  • @lorimeyerss
    @lorimeyerss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Am i the only one who is confused about this even though I've been watching him for more than one year or am i just dumb

    • @reazontucker
      @reazontucker 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your not the only one, but it's better to not question and just enjoy the ASMR.

  • @chandlerantill3925
    @chandlerantill3925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm still having a hard time piecing together the story here, but it's like being the protagonist in whatever story/world Uncle E is weaving.

  • @aunfubious
    @aunfubious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    SO MANY REFERENCES

  • @adengreen6101
    @adengreen6101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He's really proud of this boot thing

  • @CrissyMoss
    @CrissyMoss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why did I miss that this video talks about the sanitarium being alive? Today's maybe just made it stand out or something.

  • @fearisimminent7765
    @fearisimminent7765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So relaxing yet comedic at times. I love it

  • @Undeadagain
    @Undeadagain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was half-expecting him to pull out the AK-47 and be like, "Fully automatic assault rifle? Seems harmless.".

  • @d33rex64
    @d33rex64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “A highlighter for highlighting? You really expect me to believe that?”
    I’m gonna use that.

  • @Kidgermodsout
    @Kidgermodsout 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This video is included in the ER-Escape-Arc

  • @TeddyBear_8346
    @TeddyBear_8346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When he got the little bag out of the match box I motioned for the snorting from the arm

  • @kahnerballew817
    @kahnerballew817 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Ahh yes a cone lamp and a pet boot what more could you have

  • @bkeet3607
    @bkeet3607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That boot is so well trained it dosent even squeak at him

  • @DarkShadows713
    @DarkShadows713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I like what you've done with your room."
    Thanks it's decorated with exclusively with items I stole! 😊
    "That lamp looks exactly like the one that went missing from the artifact room... Where did you get it, by the way?"
    Thank you, I stole it from the artifact room! 🤗

  • @unlesssly2121
    @unlesssly2121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The joke starting @ 25:13 "No no no...not THOSE drawers"...LMAO!!

  • @Sorin96
    @Sorin96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Omg the hair and the beard is getting longer, keep it like this!! looks so good on you paul :)

    • @galeparker1067
      @galeparker1067 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hope you see "Blanket Shaman" character from late 2023.... 🥰🥰✌️🇨🇦

  • @sassyuhan5415
    @sassyuhan5415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The black panther one hit different now 😔 Rest In Peace Chadwick Boseman

  • @signiaxg7742
    @signiaxg7742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Papa Rift: you are expecting someone but not for another hour right?
    Me: oh god i know where this is going

  • @KotorintheSGONCE
    @KotorintheSGONCE 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Was just rewatching the shoplifting video just this morning wow Officer Murray is back!!!

  • @michellehingston1118
    @michellehingston1118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It almost sounds like when he says “is that a pet boot” it’s my
    Brain asking me the same question I asked my self when I saw the pet boot the question was “is that a pet boot?.
    P.S this was one of the first ER vids I ever saw so I didn’t know that there was a pet boot thing

  • @UserNameFirstLast
    @UserNameFirstLast 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    First time I've ever been excited to see a security guard

  • @dorothygilley3194
    @dorothygilley3194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I want to watch all your videos in order to piece together what’s going on in this universe you’ve created... but I keep falling asleep :(

  • @jacobonia
    @jacobonia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I LOVED the ashes tie-in. XD That was great!