The Man | ASMR
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ต.ค. 2024
- You have a secret meeting with an individual who has uncovered alarming information about the future of society and the human race, and he is looking for you to join him in his cause.
00:01:35 You don't have to imagine it
00:02:29 Clemmons and the N.W.O.
00:04:05 Roadmap to a Better Future
00:36:07 Laying the Groundwork
00:45:09 Going Incognito
You can read more about this, the Rift World universe I've created and all of its characters and events, at my website: ephemeralrift.....
If you are new to "ASMR" and/or my channel, welcome aboard and thanks for dropping by! The majority of videos I create, often in an unorthodox manner, are meant to help you relax, sleep, hopefully experience ASMR, and any other use that might help you find some peace of mind, concentrate, study, decompress, etc.
What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's just a non-scientific, made-up term that a layperson came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasant tingling sensation felt in various parts of the body (head, scalp, back, legs, etc.) in response to various visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles". However, the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming, comforting and soothing experience for people beyond ASMR purposes. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy these videos.
I experienced ASMR all throughout my life but no longer do as of a couple years ago. However, I still enjoy creating these videos for anyone else that still experiences it or is just looking to relax, sleep, study, etc.
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there should be a slogan like, "for every ban there is a man"
Yes! Yeeees yeeeeees! It is the ER slogan!
Beetow, i think i love you.
Le epic
What do you mean A man? THE man!!!
But there is no ban so why is there a man?
Cant wait for his next 2 videos "the myth" and "the legend"
Lol that’s good!
British Ninja Scott sterling?
I think he just combined the two into this
Oh god please yes
Or "the beast"
"Imagine, if you will"
By god I miss these type of videos
Dat_Boi_Bossness
***ASMR boner achieved***
What do you miss he makes 2 every week.
@@Poroner but he hasn't done this type of video in a while tho
Ok, I KNOW that I'm not the only one who does the intro to these videos with him. "Imagine . . . if you will . . . a post-apocalyptic world . . . ."
Michael Smith i do this every time 🤣 I literally get so many tingles every time he says it
>See's the man
>Clicks the man
>Becomes one with the man
*Enlightment achieved*
All you have to do is allow the man into your life and the man shall make you feel good
@@iNotAnHacker the man is not bound to this world, There is no mistaking the absolute greatness.
@@iNotAnHacker That sounds unexpectedly gay
Arda Gurbuz it’s not gay if you’re female, I’m not; but still
@@iNotAnHacker If the original commentor is a male than my point stands
He's arrived. At long last. The Original: The Man.
The Limited Edition.
He.
He has come.
Sneaky kirby is an inside joke for me, do i know you?
@@jdogg1779 the world shall never know
@@terezakrickova the limited edition is the MANN
Rift: "Imagine..."
Me: "Ah shit, here we go again."
If you will
where nothing is banned
I'm not supposed to have my own opinion, but I think your pretty cool :)
I saved you playlist to my library
I don't wanna imagine, it's too hard.
ER you absolute mad lad, you’ve truly outdone yourself this time
Joseph Snyder we both have patrick pfps yay
hello halei oh yuh that’s hype
Hi, what does “ mad lad “ mean :) I’m from Russia, so I’m not knowing all English meanings. Have good day sir
Дмитрий Лебедев “mad lad” means someone who does something either cowardly and thinks it’s badass or something that is ridiculous and petty occasionally
Дмитрий Лебедев it is a term for those who usually don’t follow rules, example not parking in the lines. For examples look up r/madlads it shows videos of a “mad lad”
He's pretending to shave his hair so it properly circles back to the original candy man video.
He's a mad lad
I JUST GOT IT. FRICKING MAD LAD
Remeber the old video of Clemens explaining the rift world? You are "The One"
The mad lad man
I was falling asleep then, "sammiches."
IMA HANGRY WER SAMMICHES
Omfg
I read it as “Sam Miches” in the vid 😭
When the ASMR is too good to stay awake but the storytelling is too good to fall asleep
"we might be able to get by without sugar and sammiches"
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF I NEED MY PASTRAMI ON BREAD
I just had me one of those highly illegal Philadelphia style beef strip on bread with cultured milk orders. Cheese and Steak he called it.
The Sammich Man, that is.
The Dedication and Commitment this took to make the roadmap and whatnot is remarkable, I really hope you release a book because I’m going to buy two copies.
P.S. Is this a Prologue??
Love that Goblin pfp!
If you look at his description there’s a link to his website that explains the rift world
BigDaddy PimpSkun prologue to everything about rift world if this is when you admit yourself to Arkham
BigDaddy PimpSkun okl
I would also buy 2 copies
"the next time you see me, I may have a different appearance"
oh no
sees razor
NOOOOOOOOO
@@GreenGlo1991 ah. Ok. Makes sense. Cuz this is like a before all "the ___ man" videos were even a thing
This was actually a reaaaally clever way to make the earlier videos fit in continuity.
*No
Noo
Noooooo!*
@@GreenGlo1991 the professor controls all in the end
@@Jackaxed excluding what comes after the end yes
Plot twist:
The Entity is The Man, and Clemmons is in fact evil.
Didn't the Bounty Hunter state that Clemmons was Nyarlathotep?
Is this video a flashback? Explains how we got to the sanatorium
@@LazyDudeIV multiple people have stated that, and I suppose that's why he is beginning the "roadmap to a Better Future."
@@LazyDudeIV Did Kevin not say that himself?
Wait is Clemmons NOT evil or am I just an idiot? I haven't been following the lore too heavily lately..
Growing up with a bald Uncle E, I never would have expected we'd get to this point... XD
For real, I remember his og navajo flute videos and he was the embodiment of the "starving artist" stereotype, so awesome to watch him develop over time.
You mean the 46:38 point?
We are witnessing some history here.
Time stamps from the description for mobile users
1:35 - you don’t have to imagine it
2:29 - Clemmons and the N.W.O.
4:05 - Roadmap to a better future
36:07 - laying down the groundwork
45:09 - Going incognito
Edit: spaced out the buttons so u don’t press the wrong one
Bigg Boi we can see the desc
Much thanks
Thanks man!
@@zayd9398 It's for if mobile users want to actually *tap* the timestamps. Can't do that, from the description on mobile.
13:10 "We need paperclips. We might be able to get by without sugar and sammiches, but paperclips …"
Yes. Correct. Because we definitely could not get by without silly walks.
I really like how he's done the world building backwards over the years.
Also it's too bad corvus didn't appear in another video while forcefully occupying someone's home.
Busty Patches I just found this guy. Where do you recommend starting with this verse?
Remeber the old video of Clemens explaining the rift world? You are "The One". Its. Been all over the place
@@slightly.psycho ah, but I believe the narration is unreliable, from any character. That's why I love rift so much
Someone needs to make a wiki with a complete timeline for all of this.
Not just any man, he’s THE MAN
my main man
@@lichan4833 MUTE
The man in T H E B A T H
"Yeah, he's The Guy"
@@spoofking9347 Who'd Want To Be The Guy Buddy?
But if they ban the letter “u” then there will be no ftre?
Yo're right
That’s just what America did to English
@@dokidoki6927 i just wrote you're without "u" for the joke
Why is this so fnny
I like this comment case it fnny yo did good
I love how all of Rifts videos are so secretive and hush hush.
"Imagine...."
*gets flashback to the very first candy man video years ago*
Oh shit...
This sounds like a prelude to the events of V for Vendetta.
Underrated movie
The only true man? What must he sell in these times?
he sells men
Holy SHIZA! A new video! I just casually refreshed before bed and here you are swooping in like a majestic eagle from Lord of the Rings. Night saved. Can sleep. Nighto yall.
I love how you constantly change your hair and beard length/style, it really keeps things fresh.
Worldbuilding at it's finest and most relaxing.
"banning alcohol"
Clemmons doesn't realise that the US government tried that once and failed MISERABLY
**cough cough** 1930 **cough cough**
Even had a woman with a hammer breakin kneecaps and they still failed
I love how disgusted he looks after introducing each new ban lol
I just realized you could totally roleplay as "The Dude" from The Big Lebowski
This opens a whole new chapter for the Lore
The MadMan actually did it.
Next vid: the mad man
@@raccoonofmotivation20 he hands out insults
@@MCWillthegreat Pretty sure mad in this instance means more like insane than angry, so rather than insults he'd hand out conspiracy theories. But all the conspiracies in this universe turned out to be true already, so I'm not sure what conspiracies he'd share that'd feel like a conspiracy rather than just history. But talking about the conspiracies that came true could be okay too, could basically be a 100% lore video to fill in any details that might need sorted out regarding all the plethora of events that transpired.
I'm more and more convinced that the ER canon will end up tying into death stranding
Stranger things have happened and will continued to happen on this channel
"What is a man,but a beautiful big pile of truths,so lets talk,have at you!"
Never in my life have I been in time for one of these, sorry that I'm always late to the meetings.
If what I heard on the grapevine was correct, this info could be rather important.
Oh I really hope this becomes like a whole storyline
Nobody:
Emphemeral Rift: Want to join a cult?
@Cooper Emmerton alrighty I'll be sure to send your papers to you via carrier pigeon.
I’m joining this cult to fuck over the “new world order”
@Cooper Emmerton two more months before you join the cult
@Cooper Emmerton have you received the papers?
Great vid ER keep it up. I love ur channel. Now I’m gonna rewatch this 20 times and waste 2 days
The internation leauge of kitchen utensil enthusiasts wants to request a visit from the tinkerer. Again.
A robot can dream, can‘t he?
CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY
26:38 Ladies and gentlemen, we have finally found the answer to the age-old question of
"Why is my fork a spoon?"
Professor Clemmons did it.
The Man, man! I have been waiting patiently for this.
“How will we flip burgers, how will we stir, how will we scoop?” Your hands bruh, used for thousands of years before utensils. Love you!
You've met the Candy Man, you've met the Snack Man, and you've even met the nothing man. Now...
Get ready for....
*_THE MAN_*
The man man
And the video game man
The comic man
@@bullerfugl the condiment man
The sanmmich man
Other ASMR-artists - *licks microphone
Uncle E - *creates a whole lore filled world with a touch of tingles*
👌
me: *sees title*
also me: *primate sounds*
Next video: The Sasquatch Man
The crinkles @9:00 omg
Are we also gonna meet “The Myth” and “The Legend”
Nathan Isaac I hope so
Maybe The Myth is the The Entity and The Legend is Clemons. 🤔
Interesting theory.
The ____ man is easily my favorite series of yours. Great job. thank you for many restful nights 😊
If you want my Sammich you're gonna have to pry it from my cold, dead hand.
*they'll have to taje it from my dead rotting intestines >:]*
"And even then, good luck, because I will have glued it to my cold, dead hand."
Thank you very much ER. Your videos are so peaceful and enlightening. I enjoy them very much! Still waiting for that International League of International Leagues btw.
I've gotten so used to the long hair, it will be a shock the day he posts a video with his hair cut short.
Took me three separate occasions as I fell asleep the last two....to get to the end only to realize he went right back to 6 years ago!whhhaaaatttttttttt. Didn't see that coming at all. Bravo bra-vo
"Yes I am, yes I am, yes I am!"
ER running the asmr game out here. Top tier work.
I had one of those backpacks in high school, it was dubbed “The Sack.”
“The Man” is the one man we’ve been waiting for
When you have no idea about anything related to the story becuase you keep falling asleep too quickly
*SUFFERING FROM SUCCESS INTENSIFIES*
The laminated page turning👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽😴
He's evolving since having less hair To Beautiful Lucious Hair
But the letter U
ANOTHER MONTY PYTHON REFRENCE this channel is the best
Nobody:
ER: ImAgInE
Remeber the old video of Clemens explaining the rift world? You are "The One"
Didn't watch a second but holy cow.... The Man.... I hope he answers the questions that I have... Greetings and Big Thanks from Germany
_We're in the endgame now._
I don't feel so good Uncle Rift
Is this actually a prologue? You're a mad lad, I'm so glad I found you almost 3 years ago and stuck with it
Theory time: dr. Clemmons does/did all of this as one giant scientific test for the sanitarium
can't believe i'm at the stage where i look forward to asmr videos for the plot
Imagine being this mans child... Jesus Christ what a blessing that would be
*YOU HAVE GAINED INSIGHT*
* SPOILERS *
*Don't you dare shaving that gorgeous hair, you bloody time travelling roleplayer*
Jeorge Morpheus add an enter
Probably a reference to the very fist Candy-Man(s) vidéo, we he was actually clean-shaven. Like, way back in the day.
Carson Brown done. Thank you, kind stranger!
Remeber the old video of Clemens explaining the rift world? You are "The One"
I really liked the sound of the lamented packet, wish we could have heard more of it! Great video and love the lore :)
E.R. in this video looks like Jesus’s biker older brother
Been waiting all week for this. Good stuff
I've come to the conclusion the Uncle E is the ASMR Jesus 😂 keep up the amazing content you glorious human ❤
So this is the original man that the Candy Man and all his brothers were cloned from. I've been waiting for this vid for a long time. It did not disappoint in the least.
Can't wait for the man man!
They banned The Man...
the man that sells mans
This man called the apocalypse!
Holy shit it’s happening
This is true performance art. The story and acting are sublime.
heh, ministry of silly walks! not many people are going to understand that! i did!
I came for the tingles and I stayed for the tingles, lore, and hair
You could call him...
The Man with the Plan.
I almost titled the video that way.
Is it strange that I just watch these for entertainment now... I'm eating lunch and watching the man.
Were you a tingle seeker once? There are many here who come for the stories.
"Hey, there's a lot of protests going on outside regarding the ban on sugar. Everyone is setting things on fire."
"That's alright, we'll just ban fire."
This is perfect timing for me because I’m having a power cut
imagine the guy who had to print these sheets lol
I mostly print everything at Staples printer kiosks so no one sees them but me, yet I sometimes wonder if they ever review the things that get printed lol
@@EphemeralRift omg ur the best!
I’d love to see an alternative version where Clemmons is explaining the roadmap and why he bans what he bans and how it will benefit everyone (ree I’ve been noticed thanks rift aww it disappeared because I edited it)
And that's why you reply to the comment, instead of editing the comment.
If rift ever decides to actually do a swear word video, he make it a "man" video called The Mad Man
I'll never forget that chair from The Patient next Door Rift World Explained video from way back when. One of my favorite ASMR vids ever from anyone. I'd love to see that character make a comeback, always roaming the halls of Arkham Sanitarium.🤣
I bet he’s going to form the Old World Order or the OWO to the layman
I’ve loved this storyline.
I love Pauls "imagine" Videos, sending my mind on a journey, much better than this "breath slowly, your arms are heavy and you are sitting on a green meadow"-crap.
Wouldn't mind 1 of Ur long rambles now love Ur old stuff just being u.your an interesting fella.cheers pal .
I love how ER ranges from atheist jesus to potato based on how much hair he has
The Man Man
You should do a video that has a similar story but its at the end of the video where you show them yhe documents and when you say "this is the most frightening thing youll see for the rest of your life" pull a gun out of the binder and cut the video, like a counter spy eliminating people from the inside
"Roadmap to a better future"
Possible reference to his post apocalyptic roadmap series?
As a new viewer of ER's, and just have finishing all the other 'Man' videos, the sheer levels of excitement I felt just seeing "The Man" was honestly overwhelming.. I feel proud.
ER: So I can meet with other like minded individuals like yourself
Me: ah, other rift walkers
The original man is a grand example of why the original flavor is always the best.
ER: Imagine if you will-
Me: say no more fam, I'm in