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If you're reading this, let's be honest. Someone had to make this video at some point.

[@GDColon]

*HEADS UP*
Believe it or not, this video is satire. I know I was a little edgy and rude towards the GD community at some points, but in the end it's just me cracking jokes.
I know this is about as reasonable as an excuse as "it's just a prank bro", but please, please don't take any offense over anything in this video.
also: apparently youtube has a feature where you can upload the script and it'll automatically turn it to captions. i went a little off the script for this video so if the captions have a few mistakes that's why.

[@overratedyoutuber527]

GD Colon YESS new video! I’m a fan..

[@jiyzo]

I won't

[@Mainlander_Mentara]

Ok

[@miloyall]

@jo Seth GD hi old friend

[@ultra4372]

AHHH IM OFFENDED BY THE VIDEO I’M SIX AND DON’T KNOW HOW TO BE MATURE, I WILL TELL MY DAD ROBTOPDANZMENLEMONSVIPRIN ON YOU AND YOU WILL GET BANNED

[@JuniperGD]

I am personally offended

[@badarchive]

same

[@sergioramirez2254]

1:00 me too

[@impurple8242]

Yeah, the music isn't from geometry dash

[@ToasterGD]

and no one cares, u PG 13 cow

[@blazor4033]

I am personally Defended

[@BluE68_]

Colon: don’t change your icon later on”
EVW: hold my community shop

[@PoisonIvory088]

yeah

[@soda9573]

NANI?!?!?

[@devindavis5566]

Dont forget mulpan

[@fte6]

LMAO

[@datboiraz0r]

How's it going guys?

[@CreativeUsernameHere]

"Nobody, NOBODY, leaves the GD community"
Sounds like some kind of cursed game

[@wisegraycube]

it is.

[@sonjaslander6237]

nobody will ever stop 😡

[@LierAsXLIX]

Yeah, Everyone will be back when Geometry Dash 2.2. When the trend it's just about Geometry Dash update...

[@davizaum1105]

Zobros left geometry dash....

[@LNP618]

I mange to leave it, when can i come back?

[@IGamer609]

4:07 I exploded of laughing here

[@themtv4496]

Me too

[@Kobe_Abogutal]

same

[@s2erp5ent]

3:00 I wonder how much he suffered doing.. THAT.

[@GDColon]

It hurt

[@khanmapping]

:p

[@nessunmei4539]

@@GDColon oof

[@jsoc2424]

@GD Colon I bet it did. It hurt me just watching it.

[@CopyTheVoidEntity]

@@GDColon i laughed so dang hard

[@crtchats]

In the recent levels there's a level called "jake paul sucks"

[@GavHern]

Always.

[@caniget1ksubscriberswithno283]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[@latios7364]

@@cameronroper6319 ur joking right?

[@317pboqyc2c6oemvkkcwcncckykq]

FortniteNot-So-Pro Gamer r/wooosh. I think.
Also Fortnite is Dead we have Tetris 99 stop playing it.

[@imkemueltoo9750]

@@latios7364 yes he is lol

[@themtv4496]

4:13 i dont know i cant stop laughing

[@Gulshanlifestyle]

Holy crap it's an actual website

[@fakemute6714]

The ending tho “Once a Dasher always a dasher” - GD Colon

[@tunafissh]

4:08 When you get a strike in bowling

[@zodycoder]

so true xD

[@aident7819]

1:00 **7

[@Ixune]

4:35

[@gdbeast5064]

@@aident7819 0:59

[@rhager842]

"Don't change your icon"
Merg: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@Anth0nyIsSussy]

Lol

[@mvvkingz]

merg wasnt a permanent gd youtuber

[@rhager842]

@@mvvkingz You never know, maybe he'll return in 2.2.

[@nectarium8760]

*Temp

[@rhager842]

@Hornet Gamer It will, eventually.

[@TigerTask3]

2:31 I...approve...this message...

[@turbomunks5563]

0:50 i though that was a spider

[@chromize8154]

4:09 looks like the bowling alley screens when you get a strike

[@50kdr]

Lol I’m the first to reply

[@costasnicodemou7987]

Lol I’m the second to reply

[@datboiraz0r]

Lol i'm the third to reply

[@n_r_8]

lol I'm the fourth to relpy

[@bartolot8959]

Ś7R1k€

[@Huseey]

GD punctuation > GD Colon

[@Toughfey]

He should get a name change.

[@Toughfey]

TH-cam, special characters in names when? :p

[@vitamin227]

Punctuation for recording video.

[@Crynn]

RedHuseey smh cat icon

[@oldaccount5357]

Hello guys GdOldLatinLetter here

[@WaterCathaa]

Colon: NOBODY can get out of the GD Community
8-bitryan: Hold my Beer

[@theAstarrr]

3:41 VSDC Free Video Editor.
Unless you need to see the audio waveform / care about really fast exports, it's basically perfect in the free version and you get great control over everything.
Went to move a clip to exactly 9.24 seconds in? Just type in that for the video start time in properties. Want to make an effect zoom in for exactly 1.5 seconds? Type it in. Want to move the video 4 pixels to the right? You can, etc etc.

[@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117]

3:02 why just why? this is the most offensive picture!

[@elrepollopollo1483]

Its.so paimfull

[@bessyko09]

*_WRONG PUSAB ALERT_*

[@abogdant]

wrong pusab. I cant look at it

[@lueisblue]

3:03

[@1337scythe]

so ugly

[@GDRoblox]

Thank you for step 3! You're a genius

[@ggplayz1483]

last part hits me hard lmao. i quit gd around 2020 (around apr i think), and i quite came back multiple times in 2021, until i fully came back at jun 2022.

[@PigPigGamer]

2:11 Juniper is *triggered*

[@GDColon]

she was pretty miffed when i showed her this 8)

[@simplename6979]

Hey it is 2.11 in GMD

[@Duhpowah]

O

[@alikaisamazing3998]

xd can imagine

[@nevergonnagiveyouup291]

What level is that?

[@jessewilliams8724]

0:32 Yeah that fifth result is pretty nasty

[@heatherroberson7907]

Umm COLONS CHANNEL DUDE U HAD TO RUIN THIS COMMENT SECTION FROM FANS DUDE STOP

[@haydex42]

@@heatherroberson7907 r/woooooooosh

[@legendrblx712]

@@heatherroberson7907 woooooosh

[@AuraRainbow]

@@heatherroberson7907 r/wooooooooosh

[@dTolled]

@@heatherroberson7907 r/woooooooooosh

[@Trollge7474]

Thanks Colon This really helped!

[@darkbrawlstars4669]

Colon: "You're stuck with this icon"
Evw: *spits
out milk*

[@tartie1314]

5:40 I left the community once and i regretted it...

[@nishiko28]

tartie cupin i left the community for 2 years one time
2.1 took forever

[@espectador-]

@@cosmoistiiarchive5437 XD

[@gr8nessgd0767]

@@cosmoistiiarchive5437 And it is still not here yet sadly. :(

[@Dexzler]

Same

[@sdslayer100]

Catch me making my own video following these steps

[@badarchive]

I'll look out for it!

[@RRTR4Evr]

Your 3 steps:
1. Fingerbang-MDK
2. Change it to dash for legal reasons
3. Master the Power of editing and make some "quality content"

[@bernardokkkj743]

wheres the another fingerdash c0LOr Xd

[@dynamic833gd]

Update: it's going well

[@bundile2261]

2:58
you forgot "WTF MODE ?????%"
"OMG MODE 9999999999999%"

[@RandoAintFake]

thanks colon i got up to 28 subs, you really helped me!!

[@itseasy_okiecokie]

Seriously, i removed the GD from my name and the results are NASTY!
*GD Colon shows up*

[@rua7300]

EWWW SO NASTY

[@LatvijasRepublikabumba]

*Seems legit.*

[@cornexus1051]

SOOOOO GROSS (sorry GDcolon)

[@rocklefour79]

OOF

[@yellowmarkers]

Well you got 200 likes, I was 200th. Anyway I agree

[@PrivateGD]

4:07
*TH-cam GD Kids in a nutshell*

[@D.S69]

love your channel banner and channel picture

[@TheDanielShowGD77]

Thanks for the tips GD Cologne!

[@jchang1999]

5:03
But getting the black color requires beating clubstep, which requires effort!

[@irian3x3]

True

[@cyclopiaman8217]

steam has a better reward

[@cyclopiaman8217]

i use mobile

[@mattrivera2429]

Either your bad or your bad clubstep isnt that hard

[@joles8]

Matt Rivera That’s the joke

[@videogamer5468]

3:27 I’m literally laughing my ass off at this

[@verylowqualityvideos]

lmao

[@jacobkingrobo]

FIVE MOTHER-

[@Fooze9616]

Got it? Sweet!

[@r8yyan450]

Now record all the footage you need for the video,or just youtube mp4 it.

[@belenparra887]

Next... we edit

[@PixelCodes]

"Any other content you upload to the channel will flop"
Your JSAB content: Am i a joke to you?

[@Ignite-pd1ss]

As someone about to start this was VERY USEFUL

[@kimberlywilson6428]

0:11 I'm GD..-_-...Punctuation

[@cyclicproductions9941]

0:10

[@womp47]

you watched the video too?

[@kjrayofficial]

Colon!

[@bunkley923]

next he should say I'm gd digestive system organ

[@yaoisthebest]

E punctuation 0:11

[@yjazyx]

how to be popular:
use the cat icon
period

[@thmasbelfast6854]

*Neko icon

[@lilbunny8936]

I use the cat icon but I’m not popular at all

[@CopyTheVoidEntity]

I use the "master" icon.

[@mossixgd2710]

Cat icon is the best

[@krio1267]

Im PartiCat
Parti but cat

[@NathanPriviated]

Colon: you should be popular in a week or two.
me: WELL I LEFT FOR A MONTH

[@atso130]

this video gives me A lot of help! Thanks!

[@freckles3100]

0:33 colon: the search result are disgusting. Me: sees gd colon on the list.

[@krio1267]

yes

[@SarahDavis]

i think colon called himself nasty no offense to him

[@faultybaguette9154]

g o t t e m

[@Npfifyfour_]

You know colon is a punctuation:::::: beside he made a video why his name is colon

[@GamerRobYT]

@@Npfifyfour_ he was playing his ds on a road trip and named his character colon

[@Rose_Tinted1]

0:04
Gd Colon: Do you enjoy making videos for your fans?
Me: Wait, I have fans?

[@dpadderz8671]

man, if you don't have fans, I would lend u some in the summer. You'd be overheating without your fans.
oh, and, yeah, I guess I can be ur fan

[@cycrothelargeplanet]

I will be your fan

[@Elithenest]

Thanks for tips bro, now I can upgrade my level, hope I become a good gd youtuber

[@xbtvplayzscratcher9452]

That actually helped me thanks instead being less popular THANK YOU

[@I_Love_Llamas]

To change all your icons to black, you'd have to collect 30 secret coins and beat Clubstep in normal mode. You have to be pretty damn good to do that

[@olgahellstrom9362]

Im never gonna do that

[@recyclebin7645]

its not that hard anyway

[@deadvoxelx6042]

Already done

[@I_AmnotAdog]

or just hack them

[@ggwhippy]

done bruhhh

[@aweseome245]

3:27 5 mother?
mother 5?
we're still waiting on Mother 3, don't get ahead of yourself
Edit: woah that's a lotta likes

[@GDColon]

we'll have to ask doug bowser now
just isn't the same

[@PrankOrigami]

@@GDColon yup :(
Actually kinda excited to see qhat he does

[@Ziegenhainy]

It was just cut of of mothe *demonetized*

[@halfeatenchicken1052]

O K E Y

[@jemuzuthestrangebear]

am i the only one that realises it will likely be called earthbound 2 when it exists over here

[@PixelsNBeatsYT]

So GD Colon says NOBODY leaves the Geometry Dash community
Also GD Colon: plays Minecraft (Vegetarian Challenge and Bedwars) and Terraria

[@PSEMC6298]

i remember unironically trying this when this video came out. at least i was happy back then.
“gd frizzy”

[@Iuhmao]

How to become popular: USE THE CORRECT PUSAB FONT #pusabpolice

[@badarchive]

ngl im with you on that one dude

[@qunmpp]

tbh

[@garfeltrealtbh]

“The whole community is toddlers!”
Me: then the whole undertale community is BABIES

[@imdaimi]

9 babies.

[@spaggo7095]

This comment right here just proves his point

[@alwintka]

rabies

[@hamburgerhamburgerv2]

Then what community is adults?

[@sx3phiI]

@@hamburgerhamburgerv2 nothing! :D

[@Vaporeon2071]

Thanks a lot I found what I was looking for XD

[@avcables_]

Nobody leaves the GD community *alive*.

[@alphaamoeba]

How to be Partition:
-Add Lennys for no reason
-Base your videos titles on just some parts of the level
-NOOBITION

[@itstherealdaniel5006]

AlphaAmoeba lol

[@tropixyzrp2k173]

+worktowrong :)

[@vuice6601]

Most importantly, put XLLLLL in every vid you make

[@thesalsaguy4395]

3:35
Wait Colon has arms?

[@FBIchan]

Surprising

[@CopyTheVoidEntity]

Oh brother

[@madnesscg]

“That’s your icon and you’re not changing it.”
Me, who switches my icon almost each video: Sure, SURE.

[@JebronLames9612]

Damn this phrase at 3:09

[@kristiono112]

3:03 When kids see blast processing

[@LeyvanB]

Yea why is it hard for kids its easier than cant let go for me lol

[@Chizzel_]

I’m 8 and it feels like a normal-

[@TheMasterBee]

Im a kid and beated 8 demons

[@real.dm_gd]

@@TheMasterBee Im kids and i beat 11 demons

[@manaphygames]

Blast Processing should be rated like 3/4 stars its so easy XD

[@caramelp0pcorn]

Colon:Nobody leaves Geometry dash.Ever.
Zylenox : how about i do anyway?

[@starkar91]

Sad but relatable

[@thee8511]

So true

[@Sinner487]

You can quit but not change games

[@T.Ttt.tT.t.TT..Tt.t.TtT.T..T.t]

flub

[@iceyzz3gd634]

Lol

[@wisegraycube]

I'm going to try to follow this tutorial and see the results.

[@pauloalvarez6869]

Im not sure if this was why I came for, but I laughted a lot TKS man

[@xoni3612]

Now I feel really bad for using the cat Icon

[@teo4349]

Same

[@imjelp]

@@teo4349 its strange that you both are drawings

[@CrisCheese_]

@@imjelpyup

[@catwithshotgun1571]

Me too... I like cat. But people think i copy it

[@imjelp]

@@catwithshotgun1571 i accidentally copy red hussey icon once lol

[@vivznnn]

0:31
"seriously i removed the gd from my name and the results were NASTY"
gd colons channel pops up
nasty

[@jayjayboi_isdumb]

I mean…
You’re not wrong…

[@kriseev]

5:33 damn, that's so true
I'm a streamer and once I started streaming GD, now my other streams are just empty, nobody watches them except moderators and some old viewers who haven't left when I started streaming GD

[@chicken22228]

Can you remove guitar from the thumbnail

[@OmegaFalcon]

Mommy did you see me! I made it in a Colon vid for 1 second!

[@woomy4839]

Mom: Wow son! How amazing now lemme cringe at it!

[@GDColon]

THERE I AM GARY THERE I AM

[@alphaamoeba]

I saw you, aah the nostalgia at GD Legends The Thread

[@acvipp451]

If I heard that I would shit myself. "I made it in a colon video"

[@ultimatechiller]

Instructions unclear, became a famous twitcher

[@Patrick-gc3hq]

Hold up no one’s replyed let me fix that-

[@motionkr3110]

"Apple users suck"
"Windows users are the best"
Me using Linux: 😌

[@fr5giochi354]

Cool

[@user-pu1jz3od9d]

Me using android 😎

[@ggyt4267]

Me using Alcatel 😌

[@amgodbcyes]

me using????

[@masnu4921]

Neutral 😎

[@Kepl3rX]

Thanks for that profile picture

[@GetFidW_GdPengon_leader5]

I love how he called 8 YEAR OLDS toddlers

[@RickSandwichRoll]

Because you pretty much are.

[@GetFidW_GdPengon_leader5]

@@RickSandwichRoll im not 8....

[@starify1829]

@@RickSandwichRoll he's not 8

[@Cubic_l.l]

Everyone not 8 i mean wth with the clickbait because he clickedbait us including geometry dash youtuber..😵

[@RickSandwichRoll]

@@Cubic_l.l You aren't helping his case here.

[@squidynamite]

« Nobody, NOBODY leaves the geometry dash community »
Just Shapes And Beats: *I TRIPLE DOG HECKING DARE YOU*

[@FredDoesStuff0423]

Hayden TehKid | Deltarune: Hold my chaos.

[@nishiko28]

Hayden TehKid *cough cough* flub *cough*

[@sneakytump4775]

I agree

[@RYFT0R]

_man i will never leave jsab community_
*NEVER*

[@RobTopFreak]

...

[@SkewerKing]

That side profile of the TOE2 icon is quite possibly the most cursed thing I've seen come from this community.

[@Theyellowkadderguy]

Thx for the tutorial. i love it

[@eagletgriff]

Colon: Are you a gd youtuber?
Me: Uh... no..?
Colon: "Uh, ye-"
Me: *H O L D U P*

[@xkerfuffIe]

3:34
Colon’s icon: Oh brother. **Covers eyes**
Me: ICONS DO NOT HAVE *_-ARMS-_*

[@lazerthecrazycorruption8551]

Lol it reminded me of cube from shapes and beats

[@xkerfuffIe]

omg ur jsab? me too!
FLOWERS OF ANTIMONYYYYYYY

[@lazerthecrazycorruption8551]

@@xkerfuffIe FINAL BOSS😆

[@lazerthecrazycorruption8551]

@Emma’s Birdtopian Account indeed

[@decybelgdum6542]

"NOBODY leaves the GD Community!"
My plan exactly.

[@mushroomgd2357]

Thanks it helped me!

[@MaskFaceStup1dP4nc4kes]

Money: **(It's free real state)**

[@---yd1vk]

I’m smelling someone about to get wooooshed here

[@Kumizue]

U need ur E

[@jesusgaming1967]

???

[@DontUseUrToilet]

@@---yd1vk ok I’ll do it to you
R/woooosh

[@espiedote1063]

wow

[@DailyStreamerCutss]

How to be popular in Geometry dash!
Step one: download a hack.
Did it worked?

[@VileFGC]

Step 2 get exposed
Step 3 make apology video
Step 4 become famous from the apology somehow

[@purpleblazegd]

speech 100

[@eagletgriff]

Noobas: yes

[@twelve222]

No

[@salnofire90]

MaleV.: :3
Tell me more famous gd hackers..

[@gmdtungsten]

Colon: NOBODY leaves the GD community.
Zylenox: Hold my Minecraft speedrun world record.

[@nickcastelli6393]

Thanks I’m gonna go try it

[@welcomematt6342]

Colon: nobody leaves the gd community
Flub: hold my beer

[@nishiko28]

somefestiveidiot nobody leaves the gd community
flub: *observe*
flub: (some time later) nvm

[@Ian-jm8ts]

somefestiveidiot optical: I have a beer too!

[@razeguy9639]

Riot:Hold my beer

[@oldacc2433]

Hold my vodka

[@rebthesergal3110]

Hotball1

[@sidewalk__]

5:43 I agree. I tried to leave once and my friends pulled me back in after a year (luckily it was easy to do so, I didn’t have to pay to reinstall the full version of GD)

[@speed-demon8060]

Yeah, but why would you want to leave, Geometry Dash is a fun game, even if you have to grind, there is nothing like the feeling of beating a level you've put hours into.

[@notpea]

@@speed-demon8060 because you know, people get bored of stuff

[@ILoveBuyingNewFans]

@@speed-demon8060 because It can Make ur Wanna Die :)

[@AiMinion]

0:32 colon cancer
Doctor: what's the reason you have colon cancer?
Me: because. I love gd cologne

[@idkidonthaveone]

5:40
Colon:NOBODY CAN LEAVE GD
Zylenox: ok am minecraft speedrun pro guy

[@penguinlover9763]

5:41 nobody leaves the geometry dash community
For Fortnite
Like if u think geometry dash is better than fortnite

[@geometrydashcarrotmasterer7196]

GD IS 999999999999999% BETTER THEN FORTNITE!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1

[@katamari_]

GD is almost even better than Minecraft in my opinion

[@Akiloxa]

Fortnite is better than gd

[@geometrydashcarrotmasterer7196]

@@Akiloxa No GD Is Better then Fortnine Check my GD Post

[@stoopidfast9750]

Nikku Honate almost. Thank god.

[@ntsazazel]

Yeah those 3 letters at the start of my name used to be different. Escape is possible, but only if no one gives a shit to begin with.

[@yousoffosofgaming6874]

I once left the geometry dash community. But now I came back 3 yrs later :)

[@buitre332audaz5]

"and GTX the hell out of it" that got me falling from my car

[@Lukas-cf1kl]

Colon: Nobody leaves the geometry dash community
Nacho21: hold my beer

[@soda9573]

>_>

[@BiscotMario]

Riot: Aight, Imma head out

[@FustinJields]

Hold my nachos

[@makronie9894]

Juniper: haha among us go brrrrrrr

[@tggamez1165]

Huh...

[@Unknown68D]

Man, after watching this, I now realize that I have so much to learn when it comes to really broadcasting myself out there in this community. It's time I change my ways henceforth & work my way towards GD Glory once & for all! Hey, that could be my totally hip, radical, & super swanky name! Thankiez!
Seriously though, I can't wait until you reach 100k subscribers! I know you're a little freaked out at the moment from the huge transition into a massive channel, but just remember that a new milestone does not have to break old traditions! You'll always be our favourite punctual friend no matter what the number! You've worked up so hard for this! Now it's time to cherish the moment! You deserve everything! 💙🧡

[@CITRONYTE]

I usually use two icon sets in the gdps but im not good yet so i used the other in the original

[@imsophie3137]

0:27 you can change your username ive changed it once and it worked. firstly go to setting and go to account. then click on more and manage account. then log in and change username. after that, refresh login by typing your new username and passwork and you changed your username. it works for me so it will for you

[@Flaaroni]

This is so accurate, if I actually followed this I would've become relevant much sooner. Guess I'm a bad youtuber for not following it

[@elistudt7860]

Yeah I'm like "What the Freak" ;)

[@GodIncarnate999]

*GD Colon: "NOBODY leaves the geometry dash community"*
*Michigun: Hold my beer*

[@rpholtz16]

∆∆∆
Michi

[@AshGD2]

It was hard losing michigun :[

[@starify1829]

@@AshGD2 yeah, it hits even harder when you found out we LITERALLY LOST HIM... /\/\/\ R.I.P. Michi

[@doritomonkey8849]

I'll never leave It's one Of my Favorite games Of all Time Geometry dash.

[@ThatWindowsGuy488]

Did he predict gd 2021?

[@WaverSky]

Thanks, now im abouta be popular on my upcoming video of a Deadlocked but video

[@GDRhythmic]

How are your old videos such bangers

[@CowyC]

Looking forward to your 100k subs or that check circle that appears on comments
Also subbed to GMD tubular9
100k good job
Have u got a play button?
Voice reveal please

[@embreadiment]

Yes, I hope he has/does all these stuff too.

[@LavaGoldRush25]

3:19 * megalovania starts to play *

[@datrandomdude101]

megalovania you say?
More like clubsteplovania

[@Rainier214]

Guys keep it at 16 likes, if you go to a Megalovania video, there’s a ton of 0:16 comments.

[@wyattskinner697]

LOL this is actually really funny!

[@squeakwrey]

Epic video, thanks uu very much. Motomami