Terrible Geometry Dash Ideas
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 พ.ย. 2019
- Reading some of the amazing/hilarious posts on the Geometry Dash Fan Ideas Wiki. I hope all of them are added in 2.2
To prevent witch hunting I've decided not to post a link to the website. If you decide to check it out through Google, I kindly ask that you don't raid/spam the wiki. It's just a place where people can share their silly and creative ideas, and you shouldn't ruin that fun for them l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶i̶ ̶j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶d̶i̶d̶
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hi yes yeah i- i knew that
what the fric
That's realy terrible
disliked bc 4th one
I go WITCH HUNT
Geometry Fan Ideas Wiki: Same as learning english, but you going reverse
There are many great comments but this one is just too good
underrated
💀
*If you're reading this, kitsune colon is best colon*... If you're reading this, OcelTop is best kitsune.
@@LightEnjoyers you’re not even a kitsune
Grammar is on point in these posts.
ikr lmao
👌
Lmao XD How Does This Exist In Geometry
Gg
Grammar
.
r/technicallythetruth
Are we not gonna talk about how the “Floating-Back” Portal actually looks pretty cool and made respectfully?
0:44 GD Colon says impossibly
it floats back
@@NIsForNick67ok
I saw that portal in a fangame for Geometry Dash called Geometry Dash Genesis, made by a TH-camr named Uni Anims. It's possible the portal image originated from there.
side note: the 20x speed portal at 2:33 is also seen in Geometry Dash Genesis.
Yea
Gotta love how they just completely ignore that the in-game speed portals stop at 4x speed and just start listing every whole number after 6
It going fast to 20x speed
I mean, 5x and 6x speed already existed in Mountain King
@@Vmaster007move trigger
@@Rickmonas90 I know that it used a move trigger, I'm not stupid.
@@dash-orb it going fast to 30x speed
"Geometry Dash"
"Zheeometry Jash"
this is it, folks
comedy is now over
*Z H E E O M E T R Y J A S H*
Deometry Gash
Triggerometry Dash
Timestamp?
Gchzhhheiomhehethrery dhashchshh
If you're ever feeling down, remember, it floats back.
No, don't listen to him, you should really remember, it going fast to 69x speed
No, your not going in like pause portal, but like that.
Throw a Partyt Å Igång!
Well im going to go get Megan
No remember, if you touch black orb you going up
8:11
It already exists, it's called High Detail Mode and is most often seen in featured levels
real
7:08 THE WAY HE PRONOUNCES THE TYPOS IS HYSTERICAL I LOVE THIS
true he makes an intense edit while he pronounces the "completeing"
Matt Ross got competition
@@RealProtonPrompt matt ross
@@RealProtonPromptman I love Matt ross
Uno Reverse Card - Same as normal card,
*but you gOING REVERSE*
DOS - not same as normal card,
But i dont know How The fuck i play
seY
@OLD劉浩浚 no actually XD, is just depend on the numbers and not in the colors xd.
But is pretty boring
666 likes- .o.
drac estever
2019: the internet
2359:geometry dash: the musical
2579: Update 2.2
3000:GEOMETRY DASH 2000.00
2019 :Robtop is lazy
999999999999999999999 : update (dead.dead)
That’s right I played this level
Over and over again
Update 2.3 coming in 26/12/3026 AD
I just know for sure that the voice crack from 1:45 was out of absolute fear and disbelief.
I love the implication that the people behind the GD cartoon had the balls to tack Lego branding onto it despite Lego themselves not even being involved in the production.
Mfs be like “subway sucks” like bro you made the sandwich
hey apple...
SAWBLADE
NOPE
GD Colon Good one
Hey GeoBlitz
You look bloody hehahahahe!!!
"God demon."
The most idiotic thing I have ever heard in my life.
Garry .B WAIT
"God Demon" made me confused
Pacific demon
Honestly it sounds like one of those roblox roleplay bios
"Emma/God demon/DONT TOUCH MY HORNS OR TAIL/Bad girl/Queen of demons"
@@sunsettheaters8434 Roleplayers in Island Paradise: NOT SINGLE/hot babe/bad girl/half cow/half demon/bully/bullied/Katie
Why is the “Just Shapes and Beats Event” actually a really cool concept?
Yup
4:30 those are actually some creative ways to obtain cubes
0:44
To be clear, “partyt Är lgång” is a song by bossfight
Yeah that was:
"Partyt R IGNG"
*I think*
Partyt Är Igång
69 NICE
I did not get the 69th like BUT I DID NOT LIKE IT TO GO TO 70
-_-
New difficulty, robtob “easier than auto”
how is that possible
*It's auto and you can't die even if you spam click*
I would think it would be harder then extreme demon-
@Rainbow Eye Guy I didn't do anything inappropriate to make you call me that, and even then please don't call anyone a gachatard. Thank you.
@Rainbow Eye Guy smh imagine calling someone who doesn't even make inappropriate gacha stuff a gachatard
@Rainbow Eye Guy excuse me?!
0:33 it’s funny, because the UFO was originally going to be called the bird
It still is
@@jamieking7585 in the game files
It feels kinda weird that I watched this video a couple years ago when I had nothing better to do despite not caring about GD in the slightest and now it gets recommended to me again and I immediately recognize the channel name as the guy who made the funny website that allows people to make funny shit with funny sound effects.
A
“Not going LIKE a pause portal but LIKE that”
e
am cringe😢
@@funkergdandrobloxandmore4222 ok
“Yes but actually no”
Bruh
2:59 for a second i thought he would go through the whole greek alphabet
Lol
Lol
XD
Lol
Lol
You can hear him barely holding back from bursting in laughter, I love it.
I heard it too 😂
3:56 robtop actually kinda did this in 2.2
3:14 I’m pretty sure we found the most obsessed Geometry Dash fan ever
Bruh
True
But is CRINGE af
Hello
Battle cats
"God Demon"
ILLUSION 100
Yes same with SEA's ( (^: )
"Divine Demon"
I died of laughter af those demons pics with 100 horns XD
@@_-_-Sipita-_-_ "Now, what to do for the icon on the new demon?"
"Make it slightly darker and add another stick."
"Perfect."
**Publishing steamapps/common/Geometry Dash/versions/3.14579...**
Lol
@@adamfra64
🥧
🍰
it is actually pretty surprising that the wiki still exists, it seems like everyone there was underaged.
i checked the wiki and it's much higher quality than it used to be. i've been to the old wiki before
5:02
*"THE MIND CORRUPTED BOSS. HE DESTROYS ALL GAMES AND INTERNET WHEN YOU CRASHED."*
...
"Goodbye! :D"
Speed -x2
Same as x2 speed portal
*bUt YoU gOiNg ReVeRsE*
Speed x0. You literally stand there and do nothing.
@@jarrett2211 but you going nowhere
AwesomeKiller8 that is actually a feature
It going fast at -x2 speed
@@jarrett2211 basically loopomg a reverse trigger every millisecond.
the reason why 2.2 is taking a long time to come out is because robtop saw this wiki and decided to make all these ideas real
2024 EDIT: well that was disappointing. 7 years, and no inbeentween demon or 20x speed portal! do better next time, robtop
it floats back
@@bkeating7228
Indeed
Can’t wait for the inbeentween demon!
the events thing is a real 2.2 feature so...
So they are gonna ad 100.0 version there
3:25 close enough, should have been a cease and desist letter from lego
He really had to add this line, didn't he ?
@@777omen yes
I did
No. The creator got a copyright strike, cease and desist letter and DMCA takedown from the Lego company because it copyright infringement violation so creators rename the GD series themselves so they wouldn’t infringe copyright from Lego company.
1:16
annihilate is actually such a good soundtrack ong
Adding 30 demon types seems like a very good idea, especially when the final demon is just the Auto Logo
hi am auto demon! JAJAJAJAJA JUST KIDDING I AM EXTREM TO THE 20781 POWER AND I AM GOING TO MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERY LIKE MISSOURI
I WAS THE FIRST DEMON TO MAKE MISSOURI TURN INTO MISERY!! JAJAJAJA YOU NOOB!
@@gunk3407 bruh
@@gunk3407 what the f*** did I just read
@@QuesoChoso MISSOURI MISERY AAJAJAAJAJAAJ I AM EXTREM TO THE 20781 POWER DEMON IA WON
5:55 Ah yes, the elusive cheetah, known for its extraordinary ability to jump to extreme heights
Tbf spiders don’t teleport up and down
not as rare a find as the caracal though. caracals are thought to be able to reach speeds unmatched by any other creature in the animal kingdom
Spiders
@@achromaticism floppa!
@@johnonthephone5625 imagine
7:47 This one is a very interesting idea, i like it!
So, I actually cared enough to read through the entire geometry dash show thing and it was kind of interesting. There was a section called lost episode and one lost episode was a colon juniper ship. 💀💀💀
It feels like an AI made this entire wiki
I seriously can't believe that these are actual people writing these things
Same
There's nothing surprising about this. Just a bunch of adolescent minds going nuts with their imagination.
I don't think you could find a single person who wrote something on that wiki above the age of 12 at most. That's probably to blame for it.
@@invalid_user_handle I think 12 is a bit of a stretch. I'd say 9 at most.
An AI would do a much better job of selling this convincingly ngl
*"hard demon"*
*"harder demon"*
theres always a bigger fish
Master Demon: Are you sure about that?
Hi GLaDOS! Sorry for killing you. The cake wasn't good anyway.
@@dudareis6948 See their username?
@@teraspeXt Yes? See their profile picture?
This is underrated
the fact that green gravity and black orb is actually canon now
1:17 the song Annihilate is a real song it’s in Just Shapes and Beats the second to last bossfight Milky Ways is also in Just Shapes and Beats
The English in my head: *Normal English*
The English I speak: "It verticals and you're not going like in pause portal, but like that"
IM DYING
Your brain when you try to understand what you just said: “Floating back: It floats back”
4:00 "Photo editing is my pashion"
Why does this have 200 likes but no comments
@@The.12D I have no idea lol
*passion
@@classyvortex6918 THE SPELLING MISTAKE WAS INTENTIONAL YA DUMBO
@@AceTechn0 no i don't think so
And if it was it wasnt funny
Brown orb: When you touch it, the cube shits himself and dies
The clip of josh shouting Megan actually threw me so hard I am dying rn
Lesson learned: don't let kids under 10 run anything on their own
Edit after 3 years: oh my god stop telling randoms on the internet how old you are
I don't think kids over 10 are capable of running anything on their own either
Under 12*
im 10 lol
@@spencerstudt2737 For some dumb reason I did it when I was 7. As in art and a discord server. This is.. 4 years later!!
Tip: don't publicly announce if you're under 13
it's all going to be negative
i hate myself for snickering when he said “balls.” i am gods mistake
Tuuns 😂 dame tho
*B A L L S*
Are you 7 or something?
Potato_Spirit actually i’m 15 but i have the sense of humor of a 7 year old
@@tuuns_ relatable
7:45
The auto-generated captions on this one🤣🤣🤣
3:49 this is actually a pretty cool idea for a gimmick
"Floating Back, it floats back"
Me: **dying**
no
2:39
It going fast to 10× speed though
GD + JSaB would be epic ngl
When is the contest being shown?
God damn it, how are you so quick to these?
cringe
alanhasmemes I don’t think so
When RobTop adds platformer mode we could copy almost the whole game
"It floats back" fills me with serotonin, amusement, loric, and ponnish.
When you're enjoying your weekend and remember it going fast to 20x speed
4:53 "Geometry Dash 3.2: January 23rd 2030"
7:56 "Update 100.0: Release date: May 15th, 2055"
Looks like someone really underestimated the time it takes for updates.
Update 100, coming to you the summer of 8739
Update 100,000,000, coming to you the winter of 37288201!
@@youraveragemobileundertale2371 nah thats too fast
Update 10^99 coming to you in the year 9999999999999999^999999999
@@Medumamus also too fast
"So how many horns you want to your demon?"
*"Yes."*
1 year no replys? Ima ruin that homie
@@podboy1531 ima a joke to u
them demons are very hor-
im sorry
294,please
give em wings
"New difficulty robtop (easier than auto)"
holy shit that's clever actually
Imagine robtop makes an April fools with the stupidest requests! Would be legendary 🤣
"Update 100.0: Releases in 2055!"
RobTop: *Are you kidding me? That's insultingly low!*
release date: 3186
@@GivIzzyLuv my guess is somewhere around 4201
THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS.
GUYS IT WILL RELEASE IN 9999999!!!!
ITS OVER 9 THOUSAND
3:12 so we just not gon talk about the monstrosity at the bottom of the second column
No, we will not
what about the one at the bottom of the fourth?
GD K3 how about the 2nd from the top at the top left
And the 3rd from the fourth column
The second on the fifth colomn
0:56
The 11 y/o in my brain is going haywire rn
Idea: The Speed Orb is an orb that if you click it it will react as an normal orb but it will change ur speed by it's colour, The Slow Orb works the opposite
"Geometry Dash XL"
gd 3DS XL when
Gd Switch Lite
Nah. How about NEW GD 3DS XL!
New GD 2DS XL 2019
Lets get the Geometry Switch
Why do I own a new Nintendo 3ds xl.
"New super ultra extreme extraordinary augmented epic legendary" just like starts of too similar to "New crispy pretzel chicken fries at burger king"
I KNOW RIGHT
I really wanted to reference it but I felt like not many people would get it, and it would just come off as weird
Hey, i made that >:( but glad you liked it
& knuckles
I actually do kinda like the idea of the player's icon occasionally sliding by on the title screen and giving you an achievement for hitting it, that's a sorta charming idea
This was actually such an awesome video, I always come back to it.
No one:
Literally no one:
GD Ideas wiki: G O D D E M O N
the god killers legendary exterminator of universes.......demon
Jokes on you idea makers. Words God and Demon cant fit in one Word they are different
@@actualcube5349 Your Sleep Paralysis Demon
@@actualcube5349 r/woooosh
@@skorzamusic4790 there is no fucking joke you moron
4:44 Robtop could unironicly add this achievement
I agree
logo
@@cerulity32k Click the Geometry Dash logo
@@OCJDaze logo
@@snatch6129 click the geometry dash logo
I love how most of the decent ideas actually made it into 2.2
New difficulty: 2.2
The level takes over 6 years to complete
The first episode of Lego Copyrighted Geometry Dash is actually pretty good ngl
ikr
glad i'm not the only one who paused to read it
I know i'm late but what happens after that? I genuenly want to know if they kept this series going
random fact: at 3:09 when the guy shows pictures he literraly just stole a tenor gif and screenshotted every frame.
that’s why the one between harder and insane is jsut a mix of harder and insane
Look at the ones between insane and demon
@@GyroScopeGD god no, nightmare fuel
Peasy, easy amateur
Medium , moderate, hard, harder ,insane, extreme, impossible, silent, troll, alpha, beta, gamma, expert, master
4:17 is like a child pretending to make an algebra formula, or a 8 year old trying to use "big boy words" at every opportunity
the jsab event actually sounds like a good idea tbh
Dev orb: everytime someone uses it, the update takes 1 year longer
Robtop used it twice
@@luiswongaguirre9135 No he used it 3 times
Its so fun to think that some of the ideas got actually implemented.
Like the purple (spider) orb
cuz its supposed to be
If you win an entire level in practice mode without dying, the game should automatically count it as a win.
3:43 I like how that actually got added in GD
I'm guessing it's from the Sneak Peak :/
Yea so did the green orb lol
That post was made after they came out lol
No, it wasnt
@@Trathien- black orb
Therapist: Voice crack Colon isn't real, it can't hurt you.
Voice crack Colon: 1:47
i ahve tooken a screen shot xD
go look at his gd stories in a nutshell
hello me
@@SnipersAreDaBestrobloxPlayz screen shot?
@@BuildingPO_TV That's what she said
4:12 I noticed that when you activate subtitles when he says Geometry Dash it says “geometry -“
because - is a dash
uptade 2.3
Im glad that the reversed orbs are actually a thing.
just shapes and dash - your gd icon fighting jsab characters
7:45 turn on captions
"Just there were fun with the quest new weapon Junko f Wacken new wet dock"
when it said "new weapon Junko" I felt that ✊😔
oh god not again
Fu
"Not vaccinating my kids will not cause problems."
The kid 8 years later:
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Assuming they'd be alive for that long
@@jailbreaklover737 how
Three, take it or leave it
T H R E E
Ngl those first three loading messages that were shown were actually pretty good
I like "Not educational" especially because everytime I tell someone I play Geometry Dash, they automatically assume it's a Math Game
Scratch: I have the spookiest shop
"Harold": hold my beer
Congrats on the heart Bob
Geometry Canyon forever.
@@michacebulak5350 ah yes
NOOOOOOO
Harold is a great name for a demon
Triple Portal: Works as the dual portal, but there are 3 icons.
Community: *Facepalms
Quadruple Portal: Hold my beer.
Hexdecuple portal : Same as Double, Triple, Quadruple and Quintuple portal but making gameplay with it without two of the sixteen icons going the same way is propably impossible
Impossible Game 2: ...
Mulpan gonna kill himself
2.3 features: 1. The time machine: this can teleport you to differnt updates of any time 2: fantasies : 10 super long xl levels each has a different theme 3. Monthly levels: just like the daily and weekly but expect one new level comes every month 4. Annually 1 new level comes every event that happens 5. Worlds: gaunlets but harder and longer 6. V2 gaunlet after you beat 5 levels in 1 gaunlet you can open a harder version of the gaunlet but each one is protected by something and you have to get an amount of something to pass. Those are 6 different features that i think should be in 2.3
i’ve already watched this like 10 times
and now i’m going to watch it again
When the narrator of a video talks really slow:
*It going fast to x2 speed*
@Spooky The Stickmin to 300x speed
@@MeNotTadget lol
It going fast to 69 apeed
it going fast to 6876843478846364123684326476264786487247476467814624762644661248463843628474629466974748644664623984738746346216364327486486324719658765765232566567566565656931656452645862598765256967953785626279426779326479761349726347916247986274024747036140236404263428078346746464683487604876032572115436024364364132046478768274668704863244061623823477734777913272414770123477234078243x speed
When a clickbaity youtuber talks really fast
it going slow to 0.5x speed
Colon sounds like he’s trying not to die the entire time he recorded this and it’s amazing 😂
True
Ikr the whole thing is just so funny especially the countless language errors
Update 2.2
About 500 new icons and alot of new gauntlets and 5 more shards.
New gamemode: Swingcopter
Gamemode is seen in the level: Explorers
The map: I don't know how it works yet
New orbs:
Reverse yellow orb: Same as the normal one, but you go the opposite way
Reverse pink orb: Same as the normal one, but you go the opposite way
Reverse blue orb: Same as the normal one, but you go the opposite way
Reverse green orb: Same as the normal one, but you go the opposite way
Reverse red orb: Same as the normal one, but you go the opposite way
Spider orb: Same as black orb, but you change gravity
Arena / Pvp: Racing another player in a level, but you can't see the other player/s. First one to complete it wins!
New jump pad:
Spider jump pad: Same as spider orb, but its a pad.
2:39
Floating-Back
*it floats back*
Hm yes, my mom is made out of my mom
What does it do
@@filipfilip1507 it floats back
I can't even imagine how this portal will affect recent levels.
Jumping-back
*it jumps back*
i like how in this universe rob went insane and made as much content as possible and creating a literal computer virus that deletes your wifi but can barely make any grounds and backgrounds
“went insane”
no one told you this was the 1700s where you can be as inaccurate about mental illnesses as you want dude
@@originaluseername i dont mean insane as in mentally
@@liketocodevphysically insane??
The float back trigger has such a cool design just to say "it floats back"
0:44 Swedish people: *i'm offended*
Im finnish and i can Read that we have to learn swedish because like 11% of the population speaks swedish
Heisann
Partyt a Gigigang and Euphoria
"Partyt are aguhgigang" -Colon
@@fgrey- "Partyt r igng"
Him: Part teat argh logging gang
7:46 I knew something like this was coming
Lol
*_Gfjffewrfunwefqiwefnwefjnqwefwhencnweduoq_*
7:45
“just there were fun with quest new weapon junko f wacken new wet dock” *turn on subs*
Best part
sometimes i’m sad but then i remeber “it verticals and your not going like in pause portal” …. “but like that”
He can destroy all games and internet when you crashed.
I mean we can all laugh but I honestly find this really charming, I used to do stuff like this all the time when i was around 7-9 and this brings back a lot of those memories
I used to do this stuff too man, the memories are stupidly funny.
So youre 12?
@@VariantBank I'm not talking about geometry dash, I'm talking about video games in general
I didnt have access to the internet at that age but i gaurantee you id be doing stuff like this if i did 😤😤
@@UCPStreetClass I am as an 11 year old like I stay away from relatively old memes just cuz the aren't deemed cool anymore.
Book: teaches the people on this website how to spell
I love that you can see 3 individuals writing methods