18 Minutes of Useless Geometry Dash Information
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 พ.ค. 2022
- Ever wanted to hear someone ramble nonstop about extremely useless Geometry Dash information? If you clicked on this video, it's unfortunately too late.
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🎮 Second Channel - @GDSemicolon
🐦 Twitter - / therealgdcolon
💻 Website - gdcolon.com
If you're reading this, editing this was so hard omg - เกม
9:34 bro went from "nock em is completely beatable in 2.1" to doxxing robtop
I think it’s making fun of mikha who did that
Wait your acully right
10:00
💀💀💀
@@Dexzler 😨
I genuinely didn't know about a lot of these. I loved this video LOL
hi there sir
Yeah same
hi technical i love you
thank you technical!!
@@GDColon hi mr colon
2:15 This part has always bugged me because mixing two colors makes a singular color. You don't say orange is actually colored red because mixing red and yellow makes orange. So it's actually TINTED blue because the ORIGINAL color was yellow, which makes more sense.
7:31 imagine if they continued with that difficulty scale and xstep would have probably been a demon 💀
What would the ACTUAL demons be?
Impossible?
Easy demon = Hard demon
Extreme Demon = Top 20
Top 20 = Top 1
@@yahyamohammed9325 lol
Colon: Here's some really useless GD information
Also Colon: *proceeds to give useful Level Editor tips*
Finally I could create good level
Cplon i# lisr!!!!!!!
+ the one about copying files
If only I did know about the build helper earlier…
also the extra info hack? that could be useful in a way
"what would you do with time travel?"
People: "I'd go to the past and undo past mistakes!"
Others: "I'd go to the future to see what it's like!"
Me: "I'd go to the year 2290 to see what happens when we reach 100,000 daily levels. Maybe 2.2 will be out by then, too!"
Nah bro it's gonna be 2.111111111111111
-111111111111111
2.2? Bro already in 5.3:
Nah 2.2 comes in 2621.
I would go to 2014 and make a shitty levels which will go to map packs and everybody will hate me
another useless fact: all buttons in geometry dash haves the bounce out effect when clicked. You can see it better when you hold a button
That’s actually pretty cool, earned a sub
@@Grayfang1 thank you 🤩
8:59 remember to do the colon reveal at 1M
Don't know why but I really like this "useless" information about GD, and I'd totally love to hear more about some more obscure stuff about GD that I or anyone else wouldn't know
same my g
Same!
it’s just like fun facts, you wouldn’t be the only one to think the same.
420 👍
yes i would like to see more because some are actually decently useful (like the - scaling so you can make pass-through objects and that filter thing)
I could watch Colon talk about “useless” GD info for an entire hour and not get bored. Keep up the great videos!
totally agreed
Agreed
agreed
agreed
agreed
11:23 His most hated level Generation Retro
To be fair it SUCKS
Dont forget the Colon reveal at 1 million subscribers
😳
13:10 raises another useless question. If typing swear words on mobile is the only way to get the illegal hyphen character, then what swear words were used in the creation of the level "-sirius-"?
tried and it didnt work lu
Is funnygame a mobile creator?
@@justaguyonyoutube4041 He most likely typed the level name on mobile then saved his data and loaded it on pc
Most likely the most common ones, like F or S
@@justaguyonyoutube4041 i think he is
I don't even play geometry dash but somehow I'm here
go do the dominos or smthng then
B
hello domino person
look its the domino person from jacksfilms
same
7:14 Good…
16:29 everybody wanna be a superstar
How'd you get a like from the creator 1 year later 💀
Idk 💀
I just love the sheer level of how messed up the parental controls are in this game. Never change rob, never change
Someone needs to make a mod that makes the parental controls only remove the mappack and doesn't do anything to view levels from player
@@ahmed4363 well there are lots of people swearing in the comments to some map pack levels, so blocking that button isn't as stupid as it seems...
@@drakonua also manages to post on my profile "like if all map packs are shit"
I ate toast with *jam* today. I like your videos @JamAttack
@@elvirareyes8530😅
13:17 you can also get hyphens in the name by typing the integer limit of 2147483647 and making a copy, as it will try to add one but just add a hyphen. You can continue making copies and it will just keep adding hyphens, and it can even go over the character limit. Would also like to add there are two rated levels (1. Beggining of Time and 2. PolarDream both by xDream) that somehow have periods in the name
14:28 the BPM option used to be used in older versions of the game that would show the bpm for the selected song (this was before custom songs, so I assume this was removed around 1.9?)
I figured out the 2.147 billion bug myself
The button was removed in 1.8, but it didn't work properly in 1.7 once you place a speed portal.
@@Xnoob545 we are all so proud of you, good job
You can also use 3 billion or 4 billion if you don’t want to put the exact number.
32 bit integer limit be like
The definition for rewatchability is GD Colon, I have seen this video and many others too many times to count and I never get bored
7:21 Electroman Adventures also had its difficulty changed, but that was in 1.7, unlike Back on Track through Cycles, which had their difficulties changed in 1.9. Electroman Adventures was re-rated from Harder to Insane in 1.7, making it the only official level to ever have its difficulty go up.
Interesting
Colon: “Once you have 100 shards it’s impossible to get more”
Also Colon: Happens to have more than 100 ice and shadow shards
he got them before he had 100 but they went above 100
1:00
np
@@PolarisBBR it's actually 1:01
You can actually get infinite shards beacause there is a glich when transfering data to different devices
How did he get more
14:57 bro looks like an onion ring 💀
LMAO
"na" bro he looks like hes inside an onion ring and used a hifin
13:49 How did Rob even thought about that? LMAO XD
4:55 THIS HELPED ME GET MY ORIGINAL DATA BACK OML THANKS GD COLOGNE
I love gd cologne
*10:50*
By that logic, one demon is worth about 80 cents
smiffy millionaire speedrun
@@quackerdeezles smiffy has about $3,921.60 in his gd bank account from demons
@@souljynx damn. so if one demon is around 80 cents, one star is 8 cents. given that he has 202302 stars from the time of this message, he has roughly 16,184 bucks from just stars
@@quackerdeezles That’s actually incredible, and if you could play the game for money, Smiffy and some of the top players would be rich as hell.
@@DJSpinSter2004 ikr. im pretty sure cool (2nd in lb) is about to reach 200k lol
this went from "useless" to "Oh my god thank you holy shit I never knew about that and I need to use that"
Fax
For someone who's interested in programming and game design, these supposedly useless facts are the most interesting things there are. Would love more of this :D
15:50
Thanks to you i have finally found a way to continue a level that i previusly lost all hope into finishing it
1:11 I noticed that while playing a 4 star level: I saw that the number of orbs I collected was equal to my percentage, so since the orbs I should have collected by the end of the level was 125, this way I would have collected only 100 orbs, therefore I theorised 1/5 of the orbs was kept for once you finish the level. Then, comparing that with other difficulties I realised I was correct
Same for demons, but 4 orbs a percent and an extra 100 when beating it. This is how i found out about the 80% 20% thing
1:15 I kinda subconsciously figured this one out just by playing a lot of easy demons, they give you 500 orbs total so 400 orbs for a 100% and 4 orbs per percent, which I would notice and then realize.
Yes. You can also use it to count the fluke.
Technically it's 4 orbs per % from 1-99 and 104 for 100%
I figured it out by playing MasterGame LMAO
i did too
Sometimes you get 3 or 5 orbs from a % and thats always confused me
Bro knows everything about robtop
I needed this. Keep up the awesome videos!
14:27 in earlier versions of the game there were two guideline types and this button was used to disable/enable the blue ones
10:36 dude i completely feel this, i have 430 keys and a singular chest that i cannot open
Kinda weird that I never had that issue, but it reminds me of how Subzero wouldn’t let me have the second coin in Power Trip; even though I did the coin route (along with getting the other two coins in the same attempt), the achievement for getting all three never popped up.
@@kurtschweser7281 i remember that too 💀
@@kurtschweser7281 its rng from what i remember
I also have that bug.
@@kurtschweser7281 Try once again
*"and heres his ip address"* *104.2-*
lol
Colon is the only person I could listen to while he talks about useless gd information
16:21 caught me off guard lmao
Lol
one more fact: the mini icon depends if you have default mini icon on the menu
edit: i have another one : every 500 mana orbs you get, you get a demon key
There's a bug, that spawns a big version of the default small cube and it's cursed as hell.
I thought the 1 demon key per 500 orbs was well known
@@JKBDTS True, in fact that completely hellish thing can appear in the main menu.
@@Prollan06 That's what I'm saying.
@@JKBDTS I thought you talked about spawning that while in a level
When I first saw this video, I initially didn't know the unregistered player text color was blue, or how orbs work, the fact that the spiders in the menu are the same as the one you currently use, or any of that, so it's not fully useless...
I got a cologne ad on gd cologne
E
TH-cam recommends ads very well!
Lol
what’s a cologne? E
I've been playing since 2013 and didn't know a ton of this stuff, awesome video :)
Man I wish I was playing that long, although I know a lot about old versions just cuz I find it interesting
Hi Aerma & Jamattack! Aerma I like your content, and Jamattack, I like your levels!
@@JamAttackJAM!
9:42 no wonder 2.2 hasn't come out yet bro's busy getting them gains
0:54 what?! Google play being unfair?! (there are a lot of games that promise a lot of ultra broken benefits for rating, and rating gives nothing, and a Free Dragon Ball Z viewer said that if you rate less than 5 stars something bad will happen to you XD)
the normal face in the thumbnail hits different now
Fire in the hole!!!
fire in the hole, 2-3 stars
A fact that you didnt mention is that you can re sync a song to a level by pausing and then continuing. This is really usefull for playing on crappy devices due to lag slowing down the level but not the song.
I did that in my speedhacked footage
I do that all the time
omg this is such an unknown fact i never thought i’d see anyone say it
wait this is unknown
WAIT YOU CAN DO THAT!!!!?????
Dude you forgot to mention that all newly rated demons are hard demon when rated, and the community changes them
as a veteran player i thought everyone knew this
@GD Klonic Slaughterhouse is an Easy Demon
@GD Klonic I'm pretty sure the demons list only cares if it's demon
If a new top 1 got rated and everyone rated it easy demon, the list mods would still put it on the list
And a bunch of frickin dumbasses blame RobTop when a level changes it's demon rating!
@TopHatical Memes suck, so agree
I always watch this video when im bored and makes me good after i finish this video. Great job colon
your videos are extremely rewatchable and that's something i like about them
15:20 - Also if you use the text object (A) you'll be able to see the Start Pos texture when clicked
My theory is that it's the broken Start Pos block that was removed but I could be wrong
oh hello there
oh ho ho ho trust me the start pos block lore is deeper than you think
@@GDColon aparently it was meant to be the end level trigger before it was added in 2.2
@@GDColon please do iceberg chart thing video on start pos
If u change the font while having a text selected the green color of selection dissapears
16:00 this is actually insane and i hope rob doesnt patch this
he's aware of it, dunno if he plans on fixing though
Why are you here
@@GDColon hope not because it's cool
I never expected to say this, but this video made me love math more than my math teacher could possibly do.
After all it is *Geometry* Dash
i just found your gd site and i am so thankful that i found it bc i really wanted to find a place where i could see all of the demons ive beaten.
16:16 Kris and susie doing the funny meme
BeamerDreamer473 how did we get here
@@Ireallydontknow78 i do not know how, but all i (don't) know, is to WHERE THE $%!* WE ARE KRIS.
[[LIGHTNERS!!11!!!]] THAT WAS THAT WRONG [[Hyperlink blocked]]
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT SCRATCH WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE
~potbor
I think the icon editor is called "the garage" because icons are also known as vehicles, so it would make sense to work on vehicle customizations in the garage.
this guy be spittin facts
Congratulations you added nothing to society through this comment
useless piece of information:i cons are called vehicles
@@themetman So did you.
An extra fact I found while making a sort of texture pack: the gradient background that you see in the official level menus, the weekly demon menu background, and the the menu background all the same texture; it’s called GJ_GradientBG, and (I assume) the color of it is determined by code that tells the game what to color it. Without code telling the game what to color it, it’s just gray.
is it gray or white
the font used in GD is "pusab" and is also used in the IOS mobile game "Tiny Wings."
fun fact: the background on the main menu is the background of the most recent level you played! (figured it out myself)
You only noticed this now???
Bruv
thought everyone knew this. but you might not have known that it also changes the ground on the level select menu
@@GDColon oh yeah right lol i just thought not many people knew since ive never heard it mentioned
@@GDColon I've literally never knew this was a thing-
@@freeeeplay you play any levels that's not made by Rob and you can notice it especially if it uses the blank background. Maybe more noticeable if you edit levels often
Man all of this guy's vids are too tier good in both editing and humor
Yes
The editor moving buttons is actually really useful thx
"18 Minutes of Useless Geometry Dash Information"
2.8M people: *Yes*
9:47 I have that exact lamp. In my room. I’m in my room. It’s next to me. It’s freaking me out.
HES THE REAL ROBTOP
@@tuvsheetuvshee5321 …how did you find out…
SAME LMAO
RIP to my lamp (my family got me a new lamp without me knowing about a month ago)
GD Colon: *gives us useless info*
Schools: look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our uselessnes
Schools are useless until you reach senior highschool then you can choose your strand, for example STEM and then in college you can pursue a stem field like chemistry or engineering.
lmao
But difference is, is that colon made it well, and for the right audience
@@N0N.o Yep, this is true.
SCHOOL IS NOT USELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alternative Title: 18 Minutes and 4 Seconds of Useful Geometry Dash Information
The outdated password one actually helped me thx
15:37 He admitted that something was useful lmao
Srsly tho good video!
NOOOO
@@GDColon Apologies my good sir, but it was still a great video!
To be honest that was really interesting. GD has been a big part of my life and you’ve been the first TH-camr I actually enjoyed watching, and that really pushed that to the maximum level. Hearing about "useless" information about Geometry Dash is actually really fun and entertaining. Hopefully you do this more often
Colon. THANK YOU SO MUCHHHHHHU. I couldn’t comment or upload levels for months since I didn’t know about the refresh login thing. THANK YOU. THANK RKYOU THANKD OYUO
Instructions unclear, have been using the movement unit tip as building advice ever since i saw this video. Thank you Geometry Colony Ogne.
17:18 you can play demons in world by putting the level in a folder in the main game, then saving and loading your account data
If you have the full game why would you play gdw?
@@alex_legend3244 cause you may have the full game on Steam but not on mobile
17:30 R.I.P. TECHNOBLADE 🐷 👑
The fact that the icon select menu is called the garage in the game files gave me a huge throwback to crash drive games
11:55 it’s called a dev exit in the smm community
well this is the gd community. I think it’s an ok name. not good not bad
11:43 From now on, I will never unhear that.
same
i thought it said "cant rifle with to them, but i can deal with it"
Sounds like "Linux, sleep with the dude"
Thanks to me overhearing my kid watching brainrot content, i hear gyatt ready for a lot of fun and excitement
While gaining stars by beating a level, the text in the top right corner that shows how many stars you have will pulse lighter and darker. this is not really seen cause it barely even pulses. not sure why robtop added this function
This is actually really cool and infomative!
Gd loves Colon so much they didn't even censor his name. Love the content dude.
Wow! all of this info was so useless. thank you colon! (i have definitely seen the video)
^
usefulless
For #1, I could see how the daily level and actual daily level have different percentages and you can gain stars from both. It would make sense if gauntlets did something similar too.
The voice in Blast Processing sounds like it's saying "Get ready for a lot of fun, ready for you with it."
*For those just wanting to know about 2.2, here ya go* - 2:39
no its 34^^^^^^^^e+4900 years
34 dectated by 1e4900?
10:49 So that means I currently have exactly $2,333.33 USD worth of mana orbs on my account. Wow, I’m rich.
Colon: I made a short on this that goes into more detail
Me: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
Did you know that you get from beating Stereo Madness, Back on Track, Polargeist, Dry Out and Base after Base together the same amount of Stars and Orbs as for beating Deadlocked
*13:39*
The best part of this is that “shit” isn’t censored
The amount of knowledge you possess is simply incredible
He’s a big brained fox boi
super idol
You forgot the most useless fact: if you jump, you jump.
OHHHH SO THATS WHY MY GEOMETRY DASH STOPPED
4:30 this is actually important as hell. I have so many levels on mobile so I lost my ability to save data and had to make a completely new account when i got the game in
On pc* IDK why I sent the comment when it was incomplete
@@cringeconnoisseur6037 see the button to the right of your comment? try clicking that, and you should then see a button labelled "edit" appear. press that.
@@megaturtle9547 it's too late for that bro.
@@cringeconnoisseur6037 wait does the heart thing disappear when the comment is edited
@@megaturtle9547 yes :(
2:49 I have actually used 1000-1012 before (except for 1008 because that’s an NA channel) and still do so today. And I learned not to use Lighter (1012) as an object’s main color so I wouldn’t freeze my game playing the level. That’s fun. Also, this is a really interesting bit of info.
I actually use NA colors when I need a static color for objects that can be pasted freely into other levels.
The game is only missing a unoccupied static blending color. Right now your choice is either LBG (good for invisibility but not much else) or Line (assuming the level creator didn't take the blending away for whatever reason).
11:39 when i was younger, i always thought it was saying “jeffery wont let me load, living treatment”
I watch this 27 times I don’t know why I’m addictive to this
When he joked about the “colon reveal” i wholeheartedly believe that the video will just be a 3 second video of the punctuation colon.
3 seconds of :
A note on the blast processing lyrics anyone following Waterflame (the artist) will know he quite often includes old sounding audio. The same can be said for Atom sampler (in the Vast album) which he uses old sounding seemingly educational video while during Dance Off (also in vast) briefly includes the phrase "and now on today's program". I don't know where the original audio for these come from but thought it was interesting anyway.
8:10 When I heard it for the first time I almost had a heart attack
15:25 i was looking for that for months lol
GD Colon is the type of person to make useless information actually kinda useful.
More useless things:
Before Update 1.4, the ship was only one color.
When you unlock a color before 2.0, the color graphic on the achievement unlocked notification window was a square instead of a circle.
Also before the same update, the achievement unlocked notification window effect was different.
You can expand a gamemode's boundaries by spamming the same portal over and over.
The Options menu is different depending on the version you are playing. If you are on mobile, a "Record Replays" option is shown, but in the Steam version, it is replaced with a graphics option.
Speaking of replays, you can't see your replays since Everyplay, the recorder, is discontinued, but if you disable Wi-Fi, it will be shown.
Before Update 1.9, Electroman Adventures was a Harder level instead of an Insane level.
The Music and Sound Options were changed in a few updates.
In 1.0 and 1.1, they were Music note and Speaker buttons that toggle the audio on or off.
From 1.2 to 1.9, they were check boxes that said "Music" and "SFX".
In 2.0 and beyond, the check boxes were replaced with sliders. The original music and sound buttons in the 1.0 update however, are still in the game's files.
The BPM button however, IS USED, but until update 1.8 which was replaced by the play test option.
Fingerdash actually has a message saying "hold to dash" when you tap on the first dash orb and die
Normal face meme before it existed….
14:14 Stanley went around typing everything little thing into the code input. But it didn't make a difference, not did it advance the story in any way.