Making Terrible Geometry Dash Shorts
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 เม.ย. 2024
- Geometry Dash shorts are awful. Can we do even worse?
✨ FEATURING:
@AzureTurk @ElectrifyXD @GeoBlitzy @HellCastleYT @JuniperGD @Lemoncak3 @PolygonDonut @TrideGD
📙 Chapters:
0:00 - Intro
1:32 - Editing
7:17 - Intermission
7:51 - Electrify
8:30 - AzureTurk
9:28 - Colon
10:16 - HellCastle
11:35 - Juniper
13:18 - Polygon Donut
14:43 - Tride
15:35 - Lemoncak3
16:44 - GeoBlitz
17:55 - Bye
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If you're reading this, do you want 100 mana orbs or should I double it for the next person - เกม
He didn’t invite me to be fair to the other competitors, good decision.
Lmao
the guy
At least he's self-aware
thats true😂
how does this only have 130 likes
Fun fact: most people watching these shorts don't know what the layouts are, and they think its the actual levels nowadays because they look like first in-game levels
Yeah, back in 1.0
people who make garbage gd shorts are so youtube
Fr
@@liamneedsauniquehandle yeah, such youtubes they are
@@liamneedsauniquehandle RTGame?
Colon’s lifeless look on his face as he says “This was a mistake” made me spit my drink lmao
Same
What were you drinking 🤨
@@bLueguysixty Bottled water
@@bLueguysixtycum flavored milk 🗿
@@bLueguysixtymy guy what are you on 💀
Lemoncake’s short is the living embodiment of hell and having a seizure at the same time
and yet its stil better then nearly all shorts
the gacha reaction at the top gave me more hell
Super fun to be part of, and it was awesome to see that everyone had a slightly different approach, made it super interesting. Thanks for inviting me!
tidre
colon heart this comment already
do you want 1 star or should i double it and give it to the next person?
@@JMVRemixer "tidre"
@@JustYo_SeniorNightmare bro everyone knows its teird
I hoped this would be "making terrible Geometry Dash Ads 2" but this is worse
Same
yup
video hasnt even started premiering, how could you know that
Ye
Worse in a good way
I love how tride had the perfect loop and purposefully messed it up that's really funny
"AND NOW YOU KNO-"
17:12 well this certainly aged well
I feel like Lemoncake was having a bit too much fun
He's used to it already
He's a learned professional
Lemoncake had experience tho it’s unfair
@@arhia6106 hey I know you
A BIT
I love how half the bad examples were lemon's
It is because lemoncak3 sucks
@@comicbookprofile literally jas beaten the top 10 on the demon list.
Lemon cake has kinda cringe content ngl
Bruh
@@gdtar00 _kinda?_
I love how everybody agreed to use the world's smallest violin their shorts
Is this, the worlds longest dash orb?
@@meloneill13let’s find out!
11:23 back on track got heavily nerfed 💀☠️
Yes 😔
I miss old back on track its suoer easy now 😭
PolygonDonut was the perfect choice to invite for this. The mix of chaotic energy and barely having played the game is incredible
Barely having played the game??? Look at his old videos, they're basically just GD.
@@Shitposter69X He mentioned "not having played in 5 years". But yeah, my wording may have been lackluster haha. Substitute it with "Barely having played lately" or something
Not to mention it’s the funny haha discord dont break the chain lore guy
the fact that he coul’ve possibly not played in over 5 years and the game could’ve been the same is insane
such a unique youtuber
this is probably the hardest i’ve ever laughed at a GD Colon video- my humour is actually so fcked up
same lol
Same
Yup
same
i love underlime slopper
and this is why... THE WORLDS SMALLEST VIOLIN REALLY NEEDS AN AUDIENCE
Yahaha!
@@cj3537wait yall have the same pfp
The only Geometry Dash shorts I get are the “Do you love me? Do you need me?” Ones 💀💀💀
This was fun. Thanks for inviting me! (noot noot)
oh wassup lemon cak I am da first person here!
Have you ever eaten a lemon cake
You just made your normal content but better
Oh god, cringe shorts master is here
upload your short
the 'geometry dash face reveals' one actually feels like a joke video some gd channel wouldve made back in 2015
There was an old video from like 2015 that showed famous GD players "real faces" and IIRC it showed Viprin as an elementary schooler
@@quirkypoint i remember this omg
@@quirkypoint I THOUGHT THAT WAS REAL IN THE DAY LOLLL
"GD Shorts"
Also HellCastle: Hops on Hypixel (Minecraft)
16:08 I LOST IT AT THE GACHA
Juniper: *makes 1.1 miunte long video*
Everyone: That's to long!
Polygon Donut: *Makes 300 thousand minutes long video*
Everyone: That's amazing!
“Polygon Donut’s short is actually 187 days long” - 🤓
@@demonking3673 🤓
Bro made his "short" over 6 months 😭
@@douglasmitchell4212 🤡
I watch polygon donut sometimes
I'm sorry to every youtuber I butchered in my short, this was super fun to rec tho fr.
nepsta
Real
@@GDColon IT TRANSLATES TO “BADASS” LMAO
@@manaorbsfree GD COLON CURSED (NOT CLICKBAIT) 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Please upload it
Worlds smallest violin x LIMBO = WORLDS SMALLEST LIMBO (I love gd cologne) 6:16
"grandma its time for your medication"
"double it and give it to the next person"
The fact that colons “Face reveal” was a guy in a furry costume… I was laughing so hard man 😂
I had to do it to him lmao.
Devious
@@AzureTurk honestly u nailed it
Not too wrong
He’s got dat big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus vibe
I love when youtubers I watch that do completely different stuff eventually connect. This video is the ultimate collab of this kind for me
so true
True
6:15 I need a full version of this mashup
He uploaded it to his second channel
PLEASE make another video like this. I watched this like 10 times and I still find it funny
Alternate title:
A dessert, a kitsune, a 3D shape, a tree, and some other people make hellish abominations
Food furry square fruit make shit
Yes.
That’s it.
You just scrolled down here without a good reason.
@@CraftingCat_IXoh my god you got me 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
You forgot pongon dounughtt 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
@@TryMyName56 they were intended to be the 3D shape
colon we all know the shorts are gonna be masterpieces of art
Thats uhh.. questionable...
sillenglios?!
Is that a trumpet I hear
arent you that one guy on tetrio
SILICOSIS ARE YOU ET
6:15 why does these 2 songs go so well together unirronically
How to make a terrible short :
1) Play and record an impossible layout
2) Add a handcam & your face on the video
3) Make your face look overreacted
4) Add 'clickbait' texts on top and button of the video
5) Add bloodbath at the last frame
Great job! You did it!
Despite this not being your usual editing style, you fricking nailed it! Was laughing the whole way through!
Give free mana orbs
Where mana orbs?
You can find mana here: th-cam.com/video/kd-9RlF-yNc/w-d-xo.html
@@manaorbsfree scam D:
@@manaorbsfree i already know thats a rick roll
These shorts are better than most of the “serious” shorts.
7:33 WHO DID THAT
All dreams have meaning
The Dream: 16:13
In my opinion Lemoncake won by a mile. I was literally crying and laughing just trying to watch his short. Bro actually just mastered the art of Gen Z humor.
hmmmm. i wonder why
nah azureturk won that
lemoncak had experience
gd cologne won that
@@zkyishot i love gd cologne
Lemoncak3 short is proof that our humor is broken
Hearing polygon's voice left me with unlimited euphoria
8:40 i dont know anywhere from this video at all yet im crying my eyes out laughing
lemon's short was an absolute train wreck and that is amazing
True
his other shorts look decent compared to it and that's saying something
It's fucking cancer lol
9:55 i love gd cologne
Alle von uns lieben GD Köln
we do indeed love gd kokeland
i luv gd cullen :D
I luv GD clongne
I Love gd gasoline
I want to make a video now where it's like "Is this the world's LONGEST dash orb?", then I just tap for a single frame, and the word "No." appears on screen, then it's just the square sitting there for the rest of the video.
6:05 Best part Yes, I like isolation by Nighthawk 22
I like how even from the start everyone has different opinions on what they should do first. Like Geoblitz goes scripting, Polygon goes to research and Hellcastle- he... yes.
genuinely the funniest GD video I've seen in ages
Also cool to see a little throwback to Juniper's older content from her
6:10 I am Crying. I didn't expect that lol
Bro I’m sick rn and this made me laugh so hard I almost choked (no joke, and spaceuk slander)
Awesome video once again ;) Fun fact, I recently discovered Polygon Donut through the yt algorithm and was estatic when I realised he was actually the one behind the "*song* but every 5 seconds the level changes" trend. It makes me so happy seeing people branch out into other stuff and actually become successful knowing they started making content around GD. Think Zylenox(is a huge minecraft speedrunner), Optical(is a real life graphic designer now), Serponge(won a game jam!), and of course Polygon Donut(is an influential and a goofy ahh youtuber). The achievements of the people from the GD community outside of GD rarely ever gets to be talked about and I honestly think that that should change. As cringey as it is to say, I am genuinely so proud of this community and our achievements inside and outside of this game.
I think one of the craziest examples of this is Sea1997. He used to make geometry dash videos and now he does full on vsauce-level space documentaries
Check out Alferia! Once a dasher, now makes videos about... weather and natural disasters. Highly recommend 🔥
Yeah!! I totally forgot about SEA, his videos are absolutely incredible and has one of the biggest glow-ups I've witnessed. And Alferia as well, their weather videos are so underrated. There might be more we forgot to mention but you get the point. The GD community has SO much potential and that's why I love this community so much.
@@PolygonDonutsea will never be forgotten
@@GDColon It's great to see people finding success from branching out of Gd. And the interesting thing is that I found Polygon Donut's and Alferia's channel from the algorithm, without knowing that they both use to be Gd players. (Personally I like each topic that each channel delivers. Keep up the good work!).
Sorry if the spelling is weird, I'm writing this at 11 pm. 😴
The fact that lemoncak3 actually uploaded the short 💀
so did azureturk
including colon
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i love how videos like this always take the youtubers that actually do this stuff. like a thumbnail making one from a while ago had kaiguy
i tried smth like this for my class to make fun of me where i tried making a short but ended up being an image
seeing polygon donut in a GD Colon video is something I wasn't expecting to see
I commented the same thing LMAO i was not expecting it but i am so glad
pologo n donute
I LOVE POLYGON DONUT I LOVE POLYGON DONUT I LOVE POLYGON DONUT-
you such a polgon moment 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂
NeonBits!,!!!!,!!!
1:04 juniper had me dying when she said "THATS ALOT OF DOLLARS"
same
1:10
the one that thing that still won't go away is the pain while laughing too hard
“i love underline geometry dash” made milk come out of my nose 😂😂😂
the fact polygon is here yet does not make gd content is the best plot twist
Hellcastle dosen't make GD content either
yea was equally excited about seeing both hellcastle and polygon here
used to, at least. HE HASN'T PLAYED IN 5 FUCKING YEARS
@@davidunde yea, that's what surprised me.
dbtc
Polygon absolutely killed it while also staying completely on brand
Some people don't know the MASTERPIECE which is Geometrical dominator, and instead know Limbo without that one infamous part...
Hey GD Colon, if you had a clone, what would the name be? For: Shorts Wars
Polygon Donut's editing part 2:25 actually seems like a good short itself
Edit: While Gd Colon's editing part 2:39 just seems like a part from a natural video from colon
omg colon saw this
@@purplealarmclocker why did u edit the comment???? it removes the heart
@@MatragociuDavid o i didn't konw that
I was worried he was gonna start talking about the extended cat timeline
14:46 the fact that he could’ve looped it when he changed the song but chose not to genuinely infuriates me
Not only do the shorts paint the game in a bad light, but also one of my favourite songs
I will rain hellfire upon this algorithm
PolygonDonut's was a literal overwhelming masterpiece, 10/10 short
6:14 literal fire in my opinion
FRRRR IT'S SO GOOD
Why does it sound good 💀
i agree, we need a full version
@@mateochannel523out on semicolon
True
9:03 Are you sure about that?
He's wrong. He's the german city "Cologne" (Köln, NRW).
@@Hyperlaser_Mercdamn I didn’t even think of that
guidelines: im not a furry
Me: lie detector go BEEEEEEEEEEP
9:01
Juniper's 1.1 minute long short means she edited the video in 1.1 ubdate? (To let you know, 1.1 ubdate was created in 2013)
11:46 What the hell
Colon uses PowerDirector
This video was amazing!! Everyone’s GD shorts were so hilarious. Some were actually really impressive, like Tride’s and GeoBlitz’s, though my favourite one was definitely yours LOL. The World’s Smallest Violin x Limbo mashup was actually really good. Great job to all the content creators who contributed to this video ❤
And this is why…
I did not expect to see polygon donut in this video. 100x better the instant i saw him.
Same here.
fr, I was so surprised.
fr, colon really chose the a list here
same
i thought polygon donut was nonbinary or transfem
A will say a few words about every short:
Electrify: just a regular TikTok short
AzureTurk: i love this so much XD
Colon: you really know how shorts algorithm work (also i loove gd cologne)
HellCastle: didn't know that downloading GD is so complicated
Juniper: classic TH-cam short
Polygon Donut: shorts be like
Tride: idk, this is a normal short
Lemoncak3: PLZ UPLOAD THIS
GeoBlitz: I'm more excited about the GD part
6:15
Okay but why is this actually such a bop
11:52 ah yes some good old juniper vibes
Yeah same
same
ok im not going to lie colon’s mashup of world’s smallest violin and limbo music was actually fire
everyone at the end: AND THIS IS WHY..
colon at the start: this was a mistake..
2:33 *Shorts can't go past 1 minute-*
tiktoks can go to 10 min and its just for fun
@@crackerpooppop tiktoks aren't real
@@vaguedestruction bro what
@@crackerpooppopyeah there ai videos created by the Chinese government and the lizzasrd people
@@vaguedestructionĤŰĤ‽
Double it
Very true famous TreeTuber!
What song are you listening to?
How much money do you make?
lol
LOL
I googled it. Polygon donut's video is 4660.333 hours long. That is 6 months.
I've never even thought of a GD Colon + Polygon Donut collab but now that both names are on my screen I'm ecstatic
7:05 bro made an undertime slopper edit
I love undertime slopper
@@bonnieexists GEOMETRY DASH
I really loved the “sans.” Soundtrack addition at the end of the vid! 🎉
It’s cool that sikky makes actually good shorts.
Omg 15:40 i almost choked on my food lol
Colon is the only guy I know who could make people actually click on a video titled this monstrosity
I love how every example of a bad gd yt shorts is made by lemoncak3 when he's literally in the competition and probably watched this vid 💀💀💀💀💀💀
What is you use for editing?
9:18 im laughing so hard at the "what's 9+10" I could hear 😭
I love gd cologne and sirens
Yyy
This vid had me dead lmaoooo. Excellent work Colon! I hope my shorts are not that bad 😈
You actually make decent shorts bro, it’s usually very hard for the GD Community to do that
you're alright
"Cologne"
You’re the one person who regularly makes good GD shorts.
@@GDColonGD cologne
azure's Davinci Resolve Open Sans font goes hard
7:43 I definitely did NOT expect a fumo to show up in a GD video...
Hearing polygon donut in the list of people in the video was an actual jumpscare, goddamn.
7:00 bro said walzee 💀💀
I love Gd cologne
3:36 wulzy is geoblitz confirmed
10:36 Fun fact: The gameplay under the screen is a video of ADODAI youtuber called "Jo future"
17:46
You just got GEOMETRY DASHED!!
GEOMETRY DASH
@@GeoBlitzy I spelled it with an ‘ed’ on purpose.
@@GeoBlitzy I love underline GEOMETRY DASH
@@GeoBlitzy lol nice work into GEOMETRY DASH
It would be cool to post all of these on a separate account and see which video preforms the best (almost to crown a "winner" of the shorts)
Well donut couldn't work, juniper could simply have a 1.1x speed multiplyer.
@@Swagpion Well, donuts was probably a loop, and just sent 413,000 minutes so it could... loop? He could probably send the one that isn't 413,000 minutes.
@@explodeywolf3619 well the intro played one time even after loops, and the subway surfers gameplay didn't loop from what I saw.
Only Polygon can make 30 yrs lasting video💀💀💀
I watched this as soon as i got the notification for it, i can't believe it's already been a year and the gd cologne meme would've been born here
15:44 That killed me
quite literally
are we gonna talk about how colon seems to permanently look like a 14 year old