Trying DISGUSTING TikTok Recipes

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  • @kevinchristopher1443
    @kevinchristopher1443 ปีที่แล้ว +16247

    Fresh pasta is just eggs and flour so grinding old pasta back into flour to then add eggs and make pasta is like taking apart 25 sandwiches just so you can get a fresh loaf of bread

    • @Skaftholu
      @Skaftholu ปีที่แล้ว +485

      Normal pasta doesn't even have eggs in it. It's just semolina flour and water.

    • @cronchybo
      @cronchybo ปีที่แล้ว +282

      ​@@Skaftholu not always

    • @TheAkkadianEmpire
      @TheAkkadianEmpire ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@@Skaftholufresh authentic pasta has eggs, and the packaged stuff doesnt

    • @shychiori
      @shychiori ปีที่แล้ว +389

      ​@@cronchyboyeah, you can buy egg pasta but it has to specify on the packaging that its egg pasta. for example, lasagna sheets tend to be egg pasta, otherwise it doesn't really work properly. other than that, most pastas are made with durum wheat.

    • @StarrNOM
      @StarrNOM ปีที่แล้ว +206

      I’ve made fresh pasta before, and this method seems comparable or even a little more convoluted than what I had to do. I don’t really see where you’d pick this recipe over a traditional recipe - if I were truly desperate for pasta I’d just use the original spaghetti noodles over the effort of this.

  • @kryscopeland
    @kryscopeland ปีที่แล้ว +10148

    I love that the first recipe is going to the store to pick up one box of pasta just to turn it into a shittier version of the box next to it.

    • @msthecommentator2863
      @msthecommentator2863 ปีที่แล้ว +484

      Seriously,they should just buy fettuccine noodles next time 😭

    • @yeveni
      @yeveni ปีที่แล้ว +426

      or just use flour to make real homemade ones...

    • @simplethings1363
      @simplethings1363 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      I think these hacks end up costing more, are far more unhealthy and, in some instances are more work, than if they had been made from scratch.

    • @doodleplayer4014
      @doodleplayer4014 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      @@yeveniexactly! If you want fresh pasta, just make some with flour and eggs instead of ruining perfectly good spaghetti

    • @chrissie2997
      @chrissie2997 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Y’know, you could just cook that box of pasta and cut out a whole load of steps

  • @damiondraws8538
    @damiondraws8538 ปีที่แล้ว +2968

    I love how so many “life hacks” nowadays are just roundabout ways to achieve something with 20 extra steps compared to just doing it normally

    • @noranizaazmi6523
      @noranizaazmi6523 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tauntingeveryone7208so they’re hacks then (ba dum tss but only if you know what i mean)

    • @kellysueballard7654
      @kellysueballard7654 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      The third one was an attempt at deconstructed Mac n Cheese with hot dogs.

    • @edenanimates1465
      @edenanimates1465 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s why I watch davehax

    • @TheMoonlight1711
      @TheMoonlight1711 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      as cold as the sun@ville__

    • @ghoust592
      @ghoust592 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @ville__ You're so cool that you should stop moving but sadly you didn't

  • @Addy-gs8nb
    @Addy-gs8nb 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1829

    "there is a cat hair IN THE PASTAAAAAAAA!!" had me dying🤣🤣

    • @Thelastunicornlover
      @Thelastunicornlover 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      😂💀

    • @FrostyPeppercorn
      @FrostyPeppercorn 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      the funny thing is they litteraly grabbed the cat before going back to the food. the poor cat was framed i tell ya

    • @GhostFace-Is-The-BEST-SLASHER
      @GhostFace-Is-The-BEST-SLASHER 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@FrostyPeppercorn true bro

    • @Daughter_of_Hades12
      @Daughter_of_Hades12 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      nah cause I had to go back to that part it was too funny

    • @Calypso-o2s
      @Calypso-o2s หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂 ‼️😭

  • @Scrimmified
    @Scrimmified ปีที่แล้ว +4009

    the fact that them pouring out the mixture right next to a live cockroach is NOT the most disgusting part of that tiktok really says a lot about society

    • @fairly.odd.7044
      @fairly.odd.7044 ปีที่แล้ว +570

      I think it was fake. Pretty sure these are fetish videos lol

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@fairly.odd.7044 Thank god.

    • @K1LLJ0YFR34K
      @K1LLJ0YFR34K ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fairly.odd.7044 WHO HAS A FETISH FOR NASTY ASS EXCUSES FOR SUSTENANCE??

    • @cora-tz9gq
      @cora-tz9gq ปีที่แล้ว +244

      fym thank god?! that’s even worse 😭☠️☠️

    • @-rat-2120
      @-rat-2120 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      FR😭😭

  • @corvusastrum2982
    @corvusastrum2982 ปีที่แล้ว +3481

    As a Swiss person I am deeply and utterly horrified at what those people call "cheese". Struggling to remain impartial rn.

    • @MorgFreak
      @MorgFreak ปีที่แล้ว +214

      I don't think I saw any actual cheese in any of those videos at all

    • @msthecommentator2863
      @msthecommentator2863 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      The goopy cheese block is what we normal people call "struggle cheese" so why they use it in so many of these videos is beyond me 🤢

    • @strawberrywheels
      @strawberrywheels ปีที่แล้ว

      @@msthecommentator2863as someone whose family has had struggle cheese, im horrified to see suburban country club ass tiktokers genuinely seek it out😭

    • @shamsumaru7751
      @shamsumaru7751 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      As a French person…I’m in so much physical pain rn

    • @creepergirl0101
      @creepergirl0101 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      the fake cheese is the cheapest on the shelf. real cheese is super pricey over here please save us

  • @TiroFinale39
    @TiroFinale39 ปีที่แล้ว +9340

    The TikToker repeatedly saying "yummy" sounded like she was trying to convince herself more than anyone else

    • @echopeak5953
      @echopeak5953 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      I'm rocking back and forth in a fetal position whispering yummy over and over after seeing that tbh

    • @ember9361
      @ember9361 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's a fetish

    • @elenmelon18
      @elenmelon18 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      I grew-up with a grandfather who was a professional chef. All of his children know how to cook and this ain't it. This looks nothing like my Mother's cooking.

    • @baumapfel9759
      @baumapfel9759 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      Everytime she said „yummy“, I was like STOP FRIKKING LYING because cooked Pringles ? Eww! And all that other shit looked so disgusting too!

    • @RiRiRose8765
      @RiRiRose8765 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Ain’t no fucking way she thought that was “yummy.” I physically cringed every time I heard it with how she said it too like ma’am get your damn senses checked 💀🤚

  • @TheKinkyKook
    @TheKinkyKook 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +117

    Somewhere in Italy, 1000 mothers instinctively cried each time a tik tokker blends pasta.

  • @PR0PA1NE
    @PR0PA1NE ปีที่แล้ว +27956

    we the viewers appreciate the noble sacrifice you have made to your mental stability for our entertainment , ribbit ribbit my dude

    • @thewizardgrey
      @thewizardgrey ปีที่แล้ว +297

      Insert frog language

    • @viko7281
      @viko7281 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      salute

    • @BREAD_1122
      @BREAD_1122 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Ribbit ribbit 😔❤😊

    • @Hello-_-4
      @Hello-_-4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      🐸🐸🐸

    • @Wribread83
      @Wribread83 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      ribbit ribbit

  • @CrystallynRose
    @CrystallynRose ปีที่แล้ว +3307

    That "oh my god, that looks so good" was 100% convincing. That's totally what I thought when she slopped a can of beef veggie soup on a bed of liquidated Pringles in a pie crust.

    • @CoMorbiditty
      @CoMorbiditty ปีที่แล้ว +56

    • @legendoflex6881
      @legendoflex6881 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CoMorbiditty…I hate to ask what those emojis are….Because they look like weeping vagin@s😂

    • @chickenugget7603
      @chickenugget7603 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      ​@@CoMorbidittyWHAT ARE THE EMOJIS 🤧😭😭

    • @FullMetalPanicNL
      @FullMetalPanicNL ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That "so good" acting deserves to be in a Steven Seagal movie.

    • @nobodysXghost
      @nobodysXghost ปีที่แล้ว +45

      the acting for food porn just as good as porn acting

  • @Ghost-Tea
    @Ghost-Tea ปีที่แล้ว +4011

    THE WAY THE SPAGHETTI WAS INSTANTLY ANNIHILATED SENT ME 😭 And when it was the rough ball it looked like one of those scrub daddy things

    • @focy1546
      @focy1546 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      my mom has one ☠

    • @Ghost-Tea
      @Ghost-Tea ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@focy1546I own one too and I’m ashamed to say it actually works really well

    • @smolpuppers9354
      @smolpuppers9354 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Scrubgetti

    • @SOPHIEGAMING-ck7bq
      @SOPHIEGAMING-ck7bq ปีที่แล้ว +36

      S C R U B G E T T I

    • @afterschoolproductions5132
      @afterschoolproductions5132 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@smolpuppers9354 this was unprovoked

  • @ZebraOnYourNose
    @ZebraOnYourNose 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +229

    "Culinarily impaired" is such a powerful phrase, absolutely love it

  • @quinnlollis8656
    @quinnlollis8656 ปีที่แล้ว +5052

    I discovered recently that these types of tiktoks are actually fetish videos catering to people who like seeing things being purposfully done wrong and i'll now never be the same.

    • @edu7979
      @edu7979 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      how does somebody get turned on by tjese fucking atrocities

    • @bobstubesocks
      @bobstubesocks 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +417

      They are engagement factories, that’s all.

    • @MontCerene
      @MontCerene 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Holy shit there really is a fetish for EVERYTHING

    • @Fallenangel69_69
      @Fallenangel69_69 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Is it wrong I'm just excited there's finally a reason for all of these stupid videos

    • @corsaircarl9582
      @corsaircarl9582 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +288

      Wait, so my joke about people not putting the carts in the cart corral as a 'fetish' could actually be fucking true!?

  • @theresah9050
    @theresah9050 ปีที่แล้ว +1735

    We can all see why you went from a small creator to a big one. You’re the epitome of the friend we all wish we had. The one who has no filter and is a blast to hang out with. Thank you for giving us the next best thing. And sincere congratulations on your well deserved success.

    • @v_bunny
      @v_bunny ปีที่แล้ว +26

      so well said, very true

    • @jsno2020
      @jsno2020 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      real

    • @frickfrack7075
      @frickfrack7075 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Frog has grown exponentially in a matter of a year! I'm feeling like a proud mother right now!

    • @renamarkus663
      @renamarkus663 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1st of all thank you for the Moray joke, totally stole but unlike some more hackier content creators I did make a citation 😂 also, I'm sooo very confused, how is it easier to grind up existing spaghetti noodles rather than just... use flour... ?!? I'm not a baker but this way seems harder 🤷‍♂️

    • @PotatoKing86
      @PotatoKing86 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@frickfrack7075facts

  • @cshijinx
    @cshijinx ปีที่แล้ว +2684

    As much as I appreciate you testing out these abominations for us all. Can we all agree that the makers of the recipes need to be stopped for the sake of digestion

    • @ayajade6683
      @ayajade6683 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Most these channels are fetish channels who realized it's tame enough to post on other platforms for rage sharing engagement. They're often also run by a Facebook magician

    • @beansouptime6263
      @beansouptime6263 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yep. I agree

    • @Scarlett.Granger
      @Scarlett.Granger ปีที่แล้ว +40

      CIAs gonna be getting a Cooking Intelligence Agency subdivision to stop these war crimes xD

    • @Mystical_Roleplays
      @Mystical_Roleplays ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YES-

    • @frickfrack7075
      @frickfrack7075 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Pretty sure it's either a kink, or rage bait.

  • @Iheartyoutubers
    @Iheartyoutubers หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    3:58 HELP IT LOOKS LIKE A SCRUBDADDY😭

    • @pretzz3l
      @pretzz3l 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

  • @dylansickinger545
    @dylansickinger545 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8271

    The funniest thing about “making potatoes from Pringles” is that Pringles don’t have enough potato material in them to legally be called potato chips

    • @mattcottrell3286
      @mattcottrell3286 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

      YEAH

    • @Green24152
      @Green24152 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +325

      "don't have enough potato material"
      amazing

    • @noemiewallerand4222
      @noemiewallerand4222 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +389

      And the funniest thing about the "cheese" she is using is that this can 't legally be called cheese because it's process industrially... at list according to the french legislation

    • @dylansickinger545
      @dylansickinger545 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      @@noemiewallerand4222 oh yeah I forgot about that!

    • @tookitogo
      @tookitogo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

      It’s not that simple. There have been conflicting court/government rulings in different countries. And the real issue IMHO is that the percentage of potato in pringles is the _dry weight_ of the potato powder used, while in real potato chips, the weight of the potato is of _fresh_ potatoes, which are 77% water. So the actual amount of de-watered potato in the finished product is very similar.

  • @indiecrowarts
    @indiecrowarts ปีที่แล้ว +12152

    I literally screamed in horror when she blended the dry pasta, showed my Italian mother the clip, to which she just softly in shock went “vergongnosa…” hearin her say she was making pasta from scratch actually left me shaking. I didn’t think I could actually feel like, offended, but that day has arrived. Thank you for your service Chef Cali 😂❤
    Edit: to anyone mentioning they/them, I was referring to the original woman who made the video, not cali- but I appreciate that so many people are willing to gently correct someone if it was a mistake! /gen
    -- a genderless goblin who writes things out very literally without proofreading sometimes

    • @frickfrack7075
      @frickfrack7075 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Yes, for shame!

    • @crowqueenamps
      @crowqueenamps ปีที่แล้ว +697

      As an non-Italian, I still had to pause and process what was happening. Like...why bother either A) buying pre-made pasta to blend or B) just not make it from scratch?

    • @TheN0rthStar
      @TheN0rthStar ปีที่แล้ว +303

      the blended pasta genuinely hurt my Italian heart. like, its not THAT HARD to make pasta from scratch!

    • @blacksunshine7122
      @blacksunshine7122 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Her sweater sleeves bother me. It's as bad as people who wear their hear down in the kitchen.

    • @kaisuki9107
      @kaisuki9107 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I've accidentally bought a type of pasta that's way too big for my mouth, I just HATE the texture. This might actually be something I'd try to not waste this bag of pasta 😂

  • @st6nbones185
    @st6nbones185 ปีที่แล้ว +1958

    As a child, me and my siblings decided to take a chunk of cheese that was sitting in our fridge and microwave it, then add spices to it. It was ok at first, but then it got horrible, so we decided to add more spices. These recipes reminded me of the taste of that cheese.

    • @sn1tchs
      @sn1tchs ปีที่แล้ว +120

      One time when I was seven I grabbed two pieces of wheat bread and put hot sauce, Adobo, Paramesean cheese, pepper jack cheese, pepper, jalapenos, pepperoni, marinara sauce and pickles on it... 😟

    • @thecunttreeside5322
      @thecunttreeside5322 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@sn1tchs i would absolutely devour this. youve inspired me

    • @a.s.h-
      @a.s.h- ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@sn1tchsmy lactose intolerant and sensitive stomach rn:

    • @Morgan720-l4y
      @Morgan720-l4y ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@ville__Who the fuck cares??

    • @MythicaIl
      @MythicaIl ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Because my mom couldn't afford juice (we were really poor at one point) she used to put sugar in water and give it to us when we asked for juice it tasted good and me and my sister's called it sugarwater

  • @AnAnimeFreak_狛枝凪斗
    @AnAnimeFreak_狛枝凪斗 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +154

    *"Everybody's so creative!"*
    Is so real💀💀

  • @callmeseverus808
    @callmeseverus808 ปีที่แล้ว +1870

    Personally, the food not wasted by testing the recipes with one person viewed by thousands; is better than a hundred making their own slices of devils spawn! You're an amazing creator!

    • @pomaranczowaszarlotka
      @pomaranczowaszarlotka ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Slice of devil's spawn😂

    • @sanityisboring.
      @sanityisboring. ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Congrats on the 666 likes!

    • @chocolateisrllygood
      @chocolateisrllygood ปีที่แล้ว +6

      is it cuz its 4am and im half asleep, or does this comment make no sense?

    • @桜_秋ちゃん
      @桜_秋ちゃん ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@chocolateisrllygoodI think it's a mix of both

    • @Muchi134
      @Muchi134 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@chocolateisrllygoodI think what they meant is that the serving size (portions) are smaller since funkyfrogbait is one person vs. the ppl in that vid. It's look like that could feed a family of 4 or more.

  • @_mossystar
    @_mossystar ปีที่แล้ว +4351

    Our lord and savior funkyfrogbait has returned to save us from the internet brainrot 🥰

  • @Ghost-Tea
    @Ghost-Tea ปีที่แล้ว +3556

    “If there is a god he has abandoned us for celestial milk and cigarettes” is possibly the best quote I’ve ever heard

    • @Yourmummy666
      @Yourmummy666 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      OMG u r everywhere 😂

    • @Bi_BookLover
      @Bi_BookLover 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      AHH POE POE POE POE

    • @FlowersGrace2010
      @FlowersGrace2010 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      AYYYY like my dad! -wahhhhh-

    • @NotAnExtraterrestrial
      @NotAnExtraterrestrial 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I love your PFP!! Poe is such a mood.
      “DoN’T wORrY EvERYbodY It’S JuST mY pHOnE.”

    • @consultingotter221b
      @consultingotter221b หลายเดือนก่อน

      it sounds like something Dean would've said in the beginning of supernatural

  • @orphan_bars
    @orphan_bars หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    4:56 I think the cat hair was an improvement

  • @Fefe65800
    @Fefe65800 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +981

    What really gets me is how many of these recipes claim to be "quick, easy and delicious", while they end up being way more time consuming than just boiling some water and making pasta

    • @kitty79er
      @kitty79er 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      and then taking whatever can be considered sauce from the fridge and heating it up and adding it to the plan noodles

  • @Lemonsherbertzzz
    @Lemonsherbertzzz ปีที่แล้ว +811

    you know what’s easier than being on the hit list of every Italian GETTING AND EGG AND FLOUR AND MAKING PASTA LIKE A NORMAL PERSON

    • @Scarlett.Granger
      @Scarlett.Granger ปีที่แล้ว +57

      The insanity to grind the thing itself into flour and add an egg just to make THE THING YOU ALREADY HAD BEFORE YOU DESTROYED IT!!
      Yes fresh pasta is nice, but you could just take flour instead!?

    • @waffleaffle231
      @waffleaffle231 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It's even more work than just MAKING IT NORMALLY
      Also the pasta is way too thick I bet it's chewy as hell

    • @clockworkmonsters8590
      @clockworkmonsters8590 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Except now they've wasted perfectly good pasta and made an overly thick and gritty monstrosity in its place! Just the thought of the texture alone made my stomach do some flips X(

    • @the_mycelial_heart
      @the_mycelial_heart ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Or just. Cook the original pasta.

    • @FandomQueen666
      @FandomQueen666 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I am not even Italian I am Nordic but I have made pasta at the age of 11. It is not be that hard

  • @katrinarosival9815
    @katrinarosival9815 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4220

    “God saves his hardest battles for his funniest clowns.”
    I legit am obsessed with that sentence

    • @aFlightlessBird21
      @aFlightlessBird21 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

      I’m Catholic and I’m now going to use it on a daily basis sorry to everyone who knows me

    • @aFlightlessBird21
      @aFlightlessBird21 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@starzii_0fficialnice! Glad to have you

    • @fantasticatmeow
      @fantasticatmeow 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      same

    • @SillyKola9145
      @SillyKola9145 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Frfr 💀

    • @amateuranimator-55
      @amateuranimator-55 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Put that on a t shirt

  • @redtailarts101
    @redtailarts101 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    The first recipe is so funny because like. Okay. Give yourself the extra work of making "fresh pasta" but without any of the benefits that come with making it yourself instead of using something store bought. It's all the same ingredients and processing

  • @voyagerkat22
    @voyagerkat22 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    For the record, you can just use regular all-purpose flour with the eggs to make homemade noodles. No need to sacrifice dry spaghetti unless you just really need to hear those sweet blender grinds.

    • @echopeak5953
      @echopeak5953 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Honestly that extra pointless step has me confused. It is literally easier to make fresh pasta if you want that. You buy pre-made pasta to REDUCE your prep time, since most people can't dedicate lots of time to cooking.

    • @uosdwiSrdewoH
      @uosdwiSrdewoH ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That one had me confused. Perhaps they like the taste of the dry pasta better but then why not just cook it from the pack? Was it the extra thickness? Dry pasta is pretty much just semolina which can be bought in flour form from your local grocery store and it's most likely cheaper since you aren't paying for the extra process of turning it into pasta. The extra step of ruining your blender is completely and wholly unnecessary.

    • @roseyborealis2690
      @roseyborealis2690 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thx, Now I can torture chickpeas and use their ground-up innards to make pasta! :D

    • @MzClementine
      @MzClementine 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@echopeak5953​@echopeak5953 growing up I used to ask people whenever I would go over to their house. Where is your line? Line? You know? To hang your pasta on. Of course my mother would always cook a lot so we had a few lines. Pretty smart system. She glued a heavy duty magnet and a hook. And she'd pull her line across the kitchen.
      I thought everyone had them in their home.. My friend's mom had dry pasta.. It was the first time I had ever had it.
      They thought I was crazy. No. Why would they think I was mentally ill I thought?.. gnocchi and spaghetti tortellini.. fussilli Which is a twisted pasta..tagliatelle a flatter noodle. Like a linguine. All was made by hand.. And you're right it's so easy to make..
      Even the lasagna strips.
      I'm so happy and grateful for the way that I grew up. .. from my uncle's farm. To my other cousin's farms. To my great-grandfather's Italian pastry shop. For all the hard work every family member put into every meal. My first marinade... I had it down pat with meatballs by 11. Chef's kiss.
      And I nailed my focaccia and my sourdough by 8 years old. My husband when he met me. And found out that I could cook. First meal I made him. Herb-crusted veal with a mustard cream sauce. Smash garlic potatoes. Grilled veggies. He thought I bought it for my restaurant.😅
      He made a really nice rule. If you cook I'll do dishes. If I cook you do dishes. He started cooking and I never said anything. I got tired of eating the same flavor profile with different proteins. But it was nice while it lasted. He went on strike That was 23 years ago.😅
      I must admit. He's revisited cooking. Boy he didn't get back on the bike well on that. Nope forgot how to ride a bike. How to cook. It's okay. I'd rather eat my food.😂😂😂😂
      It shocks me today how people really don't know the fundamentals of cooking and how simple it is..
      One thing I did within cooking in my home. As much variety as possible. Of course we had our favorites. But... There's so much to eat around the world. So many delicious recipes. My mother kept it conglomerated. I love the valleys and peaks of the world's food. Each one mirroring each other. Different ways different varieties.. A tweak here and a tweak there and you have a whole new world. I love cooking. It is the one thing that you can bring people together. And if it's a good meal. No one is talking everyone is just eating. Makes a chef happy. Of course there could be talking. But when a meal is incredible. Normally people are quiet😂😂😂😂. I must say my son has a very refined high palette. And I'm glad I've raised him that way. Good protein fats. Sadly expensive but good grain. Good milk good cheeses. Good tomatoes. Good anchovies. Food. It is what bonds us together. Brings us together for those laughs. For the tears. For the years and years, it binds us. With family friends and even strangers. It is one commonality that I find so soothing.
      And as an Italian. You can't come to my house without me feeding you.. No questions asked. If you say it smells good. And you walk in and it's lunch or dinner. I will serve you. Service to others. Something humanity needs to do a little more..
      I guarantee it's coming soon. Yes I think that is coming soon. Cuz where this world is going. We need each other more now than we ever have in our own lifetime. Young middle-aged and old. Especially against this oligarch bully AI don't worry AI will do all our jobs. Make your games. Make your movies. Sing your songs. Write your papers. You don't even have to exist. I swear.. 😅 Just got off the phone with my son tonight and what apple and a few AI people were doing. Oh goodness. The cutthroat Well it's my opinion and I'm entitled to it. Completely invalidating your opinion. Gosh. Everybody needs to stand up for everyone. Or we won't have much at all.

  • @Kagrenackle
    @Kagrenackle ปีที่แล้ว +1186

    "My esophagus is rated E for Everything" is one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time.

  • @micpauyt
    @micpauyt ปีที่แล้ว +3081

    as an italian, I felt my heart completely shattering as the spaghetti got broken and desecrated like that

    • @GrainneMhaol
      @GrainneMhaol ปีที่แล้ว +166

      As an Irish, I felt nostalgia for the Famine looking at that slop.

    • @elisabalma7048
      @elisabalma7048 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Had they used flour it would’ve come out better and it’s much easier 😫

    • @micpauyt
      @micpauyt ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elisabalma7048 no literally. fresh pasta 🔛🔝

    • @olivebrosnan4437
      @olivebrosnan4437 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@GrainneMhaolme too 💀💀

    • @floof6105
      @floof6105 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Let's pray for the dead pasta, fellow italian

  • @DamienAchlys3125
    @DamienAchlys3125 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    2:06 perfectly illustrates how I feel about blenders, thank you, Funky

  • @sundayzed
    @sundayzed ปีที่แล้ว +3148

    the pure RAGE in “there is a cat hair in the pasta” is absolutely sending me into the stratosphere thank you for your service

    • @petrabotha8314
      @petrabotha8314 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      This is me EVERY SINGLE TIME I enter the kitchen.

    • @JustTochi
      @JustTochi ปีที่แล้ว +36

      4:55 if you're looking for it

    • @Shinjiwearingaweezertshirt.
      @Shinjiwearingaweezertshirt. ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JustTochithank you :]

    • @jakebrantley8889
      @jakebrantley8889 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I cackled multiple times and that was one of them

    • @kpalzrhein2378
      @kpalzrhein2378 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I’m happy I wasn’t alone in being entertained by that 😂

  • @brandonizaguirre2963
    @brandonizaguirre2963 ปีที่แล้ว +2649

    I can only imagine the shock and horror the Italian viewers must've felt when they saw that pasta getting shredded 😮

    • @faoxie2209
      @faoxie2209 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      My great grandpa was Italian and I'm pretty sure his ghost was screaming in horror while I was watching this.

    • @timetocallcole9595
      @timetocallcole9595 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Everything in this video made me rethink my life decisions up to now, plus I’m not hungry anymore. Also, I lost 10 years of my lifespan.

    • @zSpirall
      @zSpirall ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Not only that but called it "fresh" pasta like it was homemade from scratch.

    • @sarahneubert3377
      @sarahneubert3377 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@zSpirallright?! If you’re going to do all that why not just get flour and make actually fresh pasta

    • @rhinopoley
      @rhinopoley ปีที่แล้ว +47

      As an Italian my life flashed before my eyes

  • @Bibliosection
    @Bibliosection ปีที่แล้ว +357

    Your ability to find new and creative ways to adequately describe the atrocities you experience is truly awe inspiring. Thank you for using your great talent for such absurd topics. 🙏🙏🙏🙏

    • @Raven-Editz_x
      @Raven-Editz_x 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      What in the premium English is this

  • @extremelyangrydorito
    @extremelyangrydorito 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    2:41 one of my favourite vocal stims

  • @SugarVampieArts
    @SugarVampieArts ปีที่แล้ว +1283

    I had a visceral reaction watching the bastardized cottage pie being made. My irish blood couldn't take it. I could hear my great grandma screaming at that woman and calling her a hooligan.

    • @lunazeebee12
      @lunazeebee12 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Same

    • @Natasha___.
      @Natasha___. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Where abouts in eire are you from?

    • @mandypants9936
      @mandypants9936 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      I can hear your Grandma too. She’s Rolling in her grave 😢

    • @lilfurrygirl287
      @lilfurrygirl287 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I also can hear your great grandma, she's crying and screaming from the crime of a cottage pie.

    • @katiemcgroddy9712
      @katiemcgroddy9712 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Dear god same I could feel past generations crying

  • @_Rukii_
    @_Rukii_ ปีที่แล้ว +791

    The fact that Funkyfrogbait's channel went from 97k subscribers to almost 1 million in just a few months is something they deserve for making our days better when struggling.
    Edit: WAKE UP EVERYONE. THE LEGEND REACHED 1 MILLION!!!!

    • @biggestbeelstan
      @biggestbeelstan ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @ville__ nice

    • @Jadeddoxy
      @Jadeddoxy ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I'm watching this and it's 999k right now, I'm really shocked, that was fast as hell

    • @normalaboutpathologic
      @normalaboutpathologic ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait what?!
      *Scrolls up* WAIT WHAT

    • @tragicjaguar76
      @tragicjaguar76 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YO SHES AT 1M RN 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @QuestionsIAskMyself
      @QuestionsIAskMyself ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tragicjaguar76slay, but they currently use they/them pronouns. Just thought you should know❤❤

  • @candaceherrmann759
    @candaceherrmann759 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +541

    Chef here: Dude those are the beefiest "fettuccine" ive ever seen 💀💀 gotta roll it out thin, sprinkle an VERY light, even layer of flour, fold it on top of the floured part and cut it from there.
    That being said: the fact that the pasta survived the water is a feat of human kind. SLAY!

    • @antonioscendrategattico2302
      @antonioscendrategattico2302 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      They're already taking a big risk rolling them out at all, with how sandy the blended dry pasta dough is gonna be. A little more and it's gonna straight up crumble.

  • @SCP-DR-LEXIA
    @SCP-DR-LEXIA 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I love how they can go from serious to clinically insane in 0.2 seconds 👏 true talent right there ✨

  • @pebble2054
    @pebble2054 ปีที่แล้ว +1593

    As someone who went to culinary school I can safely say this is the deadliest of food sins… May Gordon Ramsey have mercy on your soul

    • @eileenconway2966
      @eileenconway2966 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      We all know that’s not true. Gordon Ramsey has no mercy.

    • @G.M.C2005
      @G.M.C2005 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Gorden Ramsey will send you to hell for your sins

    • @antoniasiddall
      @antoniasiddall ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@eileenconway2966Oh he does. Just not for those that think they know everything when they can't tell their ass from a hole in the ground.

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Nope, no mercy. Let Ramsey rain terror upon the sinners. Make the suffer.

    • @G.M.C2005
      @G.M.C2005 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@bluebeka2458 wait a minute is making the meal a sin to because funky has ruined her chances of food heaven if it is

  • @NicoleDelvilleBurke
    @NicoleDelvilleBurke ปีที่แล้ว +3613

    as an italian whose extended family has (alleged) mob connections, that pasta crime is very serious. 💀

    • @Nutter_Butter_
      @Nutter_Butter_ ปีที่แล้ว +128

      (“alleged”)

    • @francescadepadova9023
      @francescadepadova9023 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Bruh, there's nothing to brag about having mob connections...even if only alleged

    • @NicoleDelvilleBurke
      @NicoleDelvilleBurke ปีที่แล้ว +167

      @@francescadepadova9023 where the heck did I brag? 🥴

    • @francescadepadova9023
      @francescadepadova9023 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NicoleDelvilleBurke As an italian whose extended family has probabile connections with people that melt kids in acid 🤓☝️

    • @francescadepadova9023
      @francescadepadova9023 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *probably

  • @jemma927
    @jemma927 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    I know Britain is often mocked for not using seasoning in anything....But that shepherd's pie is an insult and for the pasta, I felt that anyone Italian, has relatives or is distantly Italian was having a heart attack and aneurism watching that pasta. Mad respect to FunkyFrog for not only sacrifice their body and soul for this vid.....but also their kitchen. That kitchen was violated.

    • @Zeffer32
      @Zeffer32 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That kitchen will never be the same

    • @hawkeyescoffee6399
      @hawkeyescoffee6399 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The visceral reaction I had when she said it was supposed to be shepherd's pie! I know how the Italians felt seeing the pasta being defiled in the first recipe. Like, there's so much wrong with it, but for starters... do they not realise there's no pastry involved in a shepherd's pie? Omg I'm still gagging at the pringle mush. Some people should be banned from the kitchen. The originals have to be some kind of rage bait, right?

    • @minecraftbeelol
      @minecraftbeelol ปีที่แล้ว +2

      im half italian
      these tiktoks physically hurt me

    • @Little_Rustyspoon
      @Little_Rustyspoon ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As an Italian, *I can comfirm*

    • @MissRedZelda
      @MissRedZelda ปีที่แล้ว

      As someone who lives for years in the UK, it’s a complete stereotype that UK don’t use seasoning. Herbs and spices are regularly used and Brits love their curry - the spicier the better. I shudder more at white US people and their cooking far more. They use waaaay too much fat and cheese.
      Also, I showed the “shepard’s pie”!portion to my northern MIL and she looked like she was ready to reenact the war of 1812 because of that bastardisation.

  • @ImNotThatOneDude
    @ImNotThatOneDude 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    14:55 "Just a little"
    Reminded me of the "2 shots of vodka" meme from a little while ago

  • @nopickles420
    @nopickles420 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    14:08 "Trying to boil Pringles to make mashed potatoes is like trying to send her flowers after she's already taken the kids."

    • @monopolizedopamine
      @monopolizedopamine ปีที่แล้ว +17

      3lbs bag of potatoes would've been less. It's nothing more than fetish posting.

    • @msthecommentator2863
      @msthecommentator2863 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I straight up cackled at that line, caught me so off guard 🤣

    • @smolpuppers9354
      @smolpuppers9354 ปีที่แล้ว

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@monopolizedopamine that entire channel was a fetish channel. No wonder the nuclear looking ass waste pie wasn’t fucking edible.

    • @NoiseDay
      @NoiseDay ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You can't even make mashed potatoes out of Pringles because they are mostly wheat.

  • @opheliamunroe1110
    @opheliamunroe1110 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    "HE'S EATING THE SPAGHETTI!" at the cat is so accurate I had flashbacks to fighting my own void kitty for pasta. He went SO HARD for noodles. A carbowhore if you will.

    • @mattcottrell3286
      @mattcottrell3286 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      To be fair I am also a carbowhore

    • @mjamin9124
      @mjamin9124 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      i turned my back on the full colander of freshly boiled noodles for two seconds and looked back to see my void cat, on the counter, taking a huge chomp out of the pile of noodles

  • @Cacrow20
    @Cacrow20 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    I’ve made pasta before in class. The first sign was the fact she didn’t flatten it enough. The second sign was everything else. That is a monstrosity and I’m concerned why you put yourself through that, Funky

  • @LadyFurina1st
    @LadyFurina1st 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I like how FunkyFrogBait started spiraling more and more into insanity as this video went on

  • @LizzieZips
    @LizzieZips ปีที่แล้ว +2204

    As a British person, this makes half of our food look like a five star meal

    • @biggestastiest
      @biggestastiest ปีที่แล้ว +61

      it still doesnt, im not sorry to say.

    • @daphys_computershow2054
      @daphys_computershow2054 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      ​@@biggestastiestoop found the tiktok cook

    • @strangerinastrangeland3613
      @strangerinastrangeland3613 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I would still rather eat literally any of these than take a bite of bread "pudding" (Which are just bread cups, btw. Idk why they call it pudding when it's not.)

    • @daphys_computershow2054
      @daphys_computershow2054 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @strangerinastrangeland3613 they wash their chicken with CHLORINE but a bit of bread and fruit is where you draw the line

    • @applespotty2232
      @applespotty2232 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@daphys_computershow2054they do what? 😁

  • @congothepiethrower4144
    @congothepiethrower4144 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    as a person with normal food taste i can say that i lost all hope in humanity the moment the person boiled the pringles

    • @essential67
      @essential67 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bruh! They are talking as if thats culinary sumthing! Its not appealing.

    • @stumbling_
      @stumbling_ ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@essential67Most of these weird recipes are just to generate attention

    • @thatfuzzypotato1877
      @thatfuzzypotato1877 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The sound. The sounds of that recipe were making me gag

    • @emilyv.n5997
      @emilyv.n5997 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      me too

  • @hypertekextinction7886
    @hypertekextinction7886 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +641

    Calling it “food” is like calling politicians decent human beings

    • @_vivatron
      @_vivatron 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      Like calling politicians human beings*

    • @uhicanexplain3858
      @uhicanexplain3858 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@_vivatronvalid

    • @TheMothFairy
      @TheMothFairy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@_vivatron I CANNOT BREATHE

    • @Lylizabeth
      @Lylizabeth 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I’d rather play dead at a necrophilia convention rather than eat any of the food in this video

    • @startaru
      @startaru 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@TheMothFairythis is so off topic but your name is absolutely beautiful

  • @Ca.nceled
    @Ca.nceled 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    "Mm that sure is edible" my favorite line

  • @je_3lly
    @je_3lly 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +788

    As a Brit who grew up with shepherds pie as my favourite meal, I'm pretty sure a chunk of my soul disintegrated when cali said that the monstrosity on that counter was supposed to be shepherds pie. For those who aren't aware, Shepherds pie is not really a pie and does not have any crust and pretty much always has lamb used as the meat (hence the name Shepherds pie). All it should have is ground meat (usually lamb) mixed with some veg and mash potato on top. THAT IS IT.

    • @frostrose8550
      @frostrose8550 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      I’ve grown up eating shepherds pie too, and this is one of the most horrifying things I’ve ever witnessed

    • @WolfyDuWolf
      @WolfyDuWolf 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I felt the same way when watching this for the first time. I wanted to explode like the "shepherds pie" when seeing it for the first time and finding out what it was supposed to be.

    • @NotAnExtraterrestrial
      @NotAnExtraterrestrial 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I’ve grown up with shepherds pie and I was confused when I saw the pie crust. Also, love ur pfp Chuuya’s the best.

    • @scifiwifi_
      @scifiwifi_ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      You can also add shredded cheese on the mash on top if you want :D

    • @1steelcobra
      @1steelcobra 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Officially it's a Cottage Pie when it's beef.

  • @brianhellums-gi8pf
    @brianhellums-gi8pf ปีที่แล้ว +184

    “Trying to boil Pringles to make mashed potatoes is like trying To send her flowers after she’s already taken the kids!” 🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️

    • @MoonlightFurry-p2j
      @MoonlightFurry-p2j หลายเดือนก่อน

      😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @deckermunroe7547
    @deckermunroe7547 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    Watching the growth of this channel over the past couple of months has been absolutely insane. You're killing it.

    • @eleanor-s2o
      @eleanor-s2o ปีที่แล้ว +16

      i agree, I started watching them when they had only posted 2 or 3 videos and coming back to them today is insane. its amazing to see the growth!!

    • @kirrb-dot-exe
      @kirrb-dot-exe ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I used to stumble upon their tiktoks and then i went “oh shit they do youtube videos too?”

    • @publicenemy1405
      @publicenemy1405 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Istg I watched one of their videos like maybe three weeks ago and they were at about 550k subs? I'm so proud🥹

    • @anime.geek330
      @anime.geek330 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I started watching them when they had 325k subs and it’s amazing to watch

  • @MothPawTheTherian
    @MothPawTheTherian 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I love the way you talk!!! I listen to you bedore bed usually, (not in a creepy way lol) mainly bcs its funny, and a bit calming.

  • @ly_lh09
    @ly_lh09 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +613

    as someone who more than likely has undiagnosed heart issues, half of these recipes would 100% send me straight to the ICU

  • @CeeShelles
    @CeeShelles ปีที่แล้ว +852

    The thing that shocked me the most is that the goal for the boiled pringles was a Sheppard's pie... and then she decided it required cheese.

    • @hypothalapotamus5293
      @hypothalapotamus5293 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I think that you couldn't legally sell that as Cheese, even in the US. It's what they'd call a process cheese product.

    • @Flufferz626
      @Flufferz626 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Experts say: "It ain't going down easy if it ain't cheesy!"

    • @rayamay9265
      @rayamay9265 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Whoever invented that recipe should be tried for pringle desecration

    • @bubblegum2445
      @bubblegum2445 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      don't forget the basil flakes...

    • @BritneyHIAM
      @BritneyHIAM ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Americans put cheese on everything, hence the 96.7% morbid obesity rate there

  • @briciolino
    @briciolino ปีที่แล้ว +2470

    As an italian i can say that putting spaghetti in a blender is considered a certified crime against humanity. I suffered a lot watching that tik tok.
    edit: 2:15 i see you're suffering too in a very italian way.

    • @SigewinneFan156
      @SigewinneFan156 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I’m Romanian,and I hear your pain.
      ALSO I WENT TO NAPLES AND ROME jzjjdjkgywwdk
      Uhearkjhgb

    • @melow1258
      @melow1258 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      As a Gastronomy student myself...im starting to question my faith in humanity 💀

    • @Sabuy4
      @Sabuy4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      As a Spanish girl
      I feel your pain too man-
      This is horrible

    • @groar86
      @groar86 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Quel povero pacchetto di spaghetti non meritava essere utilizzato così 😢

    • @reditaliangirl
      @reditaliangirl ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sad moment for humanity

  • @louloubenghachame1627
    @louloubenghachame1627 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    That pasta recipe could kill the whole population of Italy

  • @Sofia-qz2mf
    @Sofia-qz2mf 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1074

    'we have cat hair.. IN THE PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' is probably my favorite lines in this video.

    • @allisond.46
      @allisond.46 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      As a cat owner, this is my life.

    • @deathclawplum
      @deathclawplum 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      "no spaghetti for you, sir"

    • @emmatfink
      @emmatfink 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Relatable content

    • @shayziekaizie
      @shayziekaizie 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      For me it’s dog hair. I brush my dogs, but good god they do shed quite a bit.

    • @Goobthegoober
      @Goobthegoober 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      timestamp for anyone: 4:56

  • @ysucae
    @ysucae ปีที่แล้ว +818

    even my worst of vile depression slop can't even compare to that abomination of a pie
    that this lady made something so unholy while of sound mind and sober is frankly scary.

    • @RandomDrawer_tm
      @RandomDrawer_tm ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Even my suicidal thoughts aren't as horrifying as that pie.

    • @tallussy_hallussy
      @tallussy_hallussy ปีที่แล้ว +23

      what’s truly scary is the fact that you assume she’s sober

    • @maxrain4204
      @maxrain4204 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I don't even have the energy for depression slop so I spend my bill money on microwavable things 🥴

    • @bean5432
      @bean5432 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeah, seriously

    • @arborealCynoid
      @arborealCynoid ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tallussy_hallussyor sound of mind 😭

  • @maxwellgrimsley
    @maxwellgrimsley ปีที่แล้ว +894

    What’s killing me is as I’m watching this recipe of making pasta WITH pasta I’m currently making pasta out of the two ingredients you need. Flour and eggs. 💀

    • @sutpecna
      @sutpecna ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Or semolina flour and water depending on the recipe. It's so funny because the pastaception recipe is taking what seems to be a whole kilogram of pasta and shrinking the number of total servings with all these extra steps for absolutely no reason lmfao

    • @maxwellgrimsley
      @maxwellgrimsley ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@sutpecna and I can’t imagine how dryer and chewier it must be 💀

  • @cheesey-m7v
    @cheesey-m7v 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    8:30 As ranboo has said "Two times the cheese, two times the disease!"

  • @h0pesheart
    @h0pesheart ปีที่แล้ว +362

    The fact that you offered your questionable cooking to CANADIAN GEESE of all things just indicates how MASSIVE your metaphorical brass is. I salute you funkyfrogbait.

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Those geese are no joke.

  • @septiceye_3706
    @septiceye_3706 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    The chemistry between FunkyFrogBait and Chef FunkyFrogbait™ is the most beautiful thing ever

  • @JuniperDenn
    @JuniperDenn ปีที่แล้ว +162

    13:48 As someone who's had a leaking and infected wound recently, I can guarantee you that my festering surgical incision looked significantly more appetising than that unholy pringle punishment

  • @emofrog4698
    @emofrog4698 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love your energy and I love your style of fashion I also love how you are good at explaining 😊❤😊❤😊❤😊❤😊❤😊❤😊❤😊😊❤😊❤😊❤😊❤😊❤😊❤😊❤😊❤😊❤😊❤😊❤😊❤😊

  • @IzumiHanjinozuka
    @IzumiHanjinozuka ปีที่แล้ว +217

    The fact that the first woman is wearing rings and bracelets while mixing the “pasta” including handling the raw egg is ALL KINDS OF FOOD SAFETY VIOLATION!

    • @thepinkrug
      @thepinkrug ปีที่แล้ว

      it's for the kink/fetishtok

  • @sonjathemango
    @sonjathemango ปีที่แล้ว +175

    what's amazing is that fresh pasta dough actually has less steps and is less horrifying than putting dry processed pasta into a blender and taking years off of every Italian person's lifespan.
    also shout out to every camera person behind the screen just saying things like "oh woowww" "that's amazing!" "so cool!"

    • @キョンシーの音楽
      @キョンシーの音楽 ปีที่แล้ว

      and it is so unbelievable senseless, like blended up pasta is basically hydrated then dehydrated flour, so its like flour to noodles to flour to noodles, wtf

  • @stephenclaridge5654
    @stephenclaridge5654 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +423

    13:05 I love how even the roach is staring at it like "wtf"

    • @helen7718
      @helen7718 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      Literally bro is like “I picked the wrong house to infest I am suing”

    • @shellyvisionshipper
      @shellyvisionshipper 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      Bro is like "Yea no I'm starving tonight"

    • @giddycadet
      @giddycadet 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i burst out laughing at that shot that's the fakest plasticest fucking cockroach I've ever seen

    • @wooperfan584
      @wooperfan584 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Bro just went "and y'all call *me* disgusting??"

    • @victor-kun-5oh1kz6v
      @victor-kun-5oh1kz6v 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      fr

  • @nilsnyman6767
    @nilsnyman6767 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    At 23yo I have to give you props for your sense if humor and effort put into these videos. I just discovered you today and have been listening now for over 2 hours. Wow...an intelligent, hard working, funny millennial, whodathunkit!?!

  • @nerdymooncat4210
    @nerdymooncat4210 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    If you actually ate that stuff for the food to not go to waste, I salute you. A noble sacrifice indeed, you deserve an award.

  • @lostshadows768
    @lostshadows768 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Practical cooking tip for beginners, always put pies on a sheet tray.
    It's easier to get the pie tin out if you don't need to grab it directly.
    If the pie overflows, you don't need to clean the bottom of your oven.
    Related to last one, if you manage to just grab the frozen pie crust, but not the pie tin, the mess it makes when it thaws and collapses is contained.

    • @ChickNnugg3t
      @ChickNnugg3t ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes. Thanks. But I don't think I want to try that anytime soon. 💀

    • @jambob2347
      @jambob2347 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was not a pie

    • @lostshadows768
      @lostshadows768 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jambob2347 It was a pie shaped object, which is close enough.

  • @justtrash8796
    @justtrash8796 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    these recipes would be great for microbiologists and mycologists to study the unique fungi, bacteria and perhaps even protists that could grow out of these monstrosities!

    • @charliegibson4016
      @charliegibson4016 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      As someone studying mycology, yeah I’m pretty sure that “pie” would serve as adequate substrate for fungus to grow.

    • @TomMinnow
      @TomMinnow 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      The lab I work in sadly isn't allowed to grow bacteria that's harmful to humans :-(

    • @erizamisorafujoshi7002
      @erizamisorafujoshi7002 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@TomMinnow😢

  • @kadenyoung2112
    @kadenyoung2112 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    1:04 I love the "everybody is so creative woman"

  • @foxhitsdrums
    @foxhitsdrums ปีที่แล้ว +155

    frog's moral compass being so good that they managed to keep these attrocities in their fridge for a few days instead of just throwing them away is genuinely the most impressive thing i've ever seen. wasting food is bad but i promise those dishes are worth throwing out lol

  • @Deerly_Belov3d
    @Deerly_Belov3d ปีที่แล้ว +122

    13:31 as someone who has had an infected wound before, i can confirm that does in fact somewhat resemble something that would leak out of an infected wound

  • @FlowersGrace2010
    @FlowersGrace2010 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1263

    "I wanna unionize." "who's gonna union with you?" "YOUR MOM!!!"

    • @wolfstar3883
      @wolfstar3883 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      "You are a puppet and I hold the strings, Chef. Throw it back, Chef."
      'Yes, Chef."

    • @Bunnyscafe
      @Bunnyscafe 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      y'all 😂😂😂

    • @GhostFace-Is-The-BEST-SLASHER
      @GhostFace-Is-The-BEST-SLASHER 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@wolfstar3883 lol

  • @AZed604
    @AZed604 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    This was painful to watch. And when one of the ladies said, "HoW dO yOu CoMe Up WiTh ThEsE ReCiPeS," i cringed so hard.

  • @winklebeebee
    @winklebeebee 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +229

    I've been having a shit time of it recently, and this was the video that broke through my depressive fugue and made me laugh so hard that I cried and woke my cat up and now she's pretty mad about it. Bless.

    • @emisthem6562
      @emisthem6562 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Glad you feel a bit better, friend - can I recommend a series called Mock the Week? British series that always makes the world a little less dreary

    • @Sophie-ku9tr
      @Sophie-ku9tr 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Late to the party, but may I suggest another British series? Taskmaster, which never fails to make me laugh because the entire premise is a bunch of relatively well-known comedians doing pointless tasks for a grouchy giant and his long-suffering assistant (who created the show and literally gave himself the worst job 😂😂)

    • @Linh-kf6mf
      @Linh-kf6mf 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s not a series or anything, but I found just searching the internet for recipes is a really good past time. Got me out of bed to try them which was a problem I had in the past! Good luck, everyone’s rooting for you

    • @winklebeebee
      @winklebeebee 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Sophie-ku9tr When people tell me a show is going to be funny, I assume I'll get a chuckle or two out of it, but in a stunning turn of events I accidentally spat water onto my partner's laptop screen from laughing so hard at Taskmaster. Cheers

    • @Sophie-ku9tr
      @Sophie-ku9tr 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@winklebeebee I hope the laptop survived its accidental drowning! And I’m glad you enjoyed the show! It’s kind of the perfect formula for comedy, a bunch of comedians doing pointless things and caring way too much about the whole thing!

  • @killsa
    @killsa 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +275

    You need the sidekick to say "oh wow" every 2 minutes

  • @HoloUkami
    @HoloUkami ปีที่แล้ว +705

    The worst part is a lot of these weird food hacks and especially the ones used here, are actually fetish videos.

    • @ulhi7564
      @ulhi7564 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I'm afraid to ask you to explain 😢😂

    • @thatfuzzypotato1877
      @thatfuzzypotato1877 ปีที่แล้ว

      The moaning and whispering... gahd. Whyyyyyy. And is the nasty recipe part of the fetish?? She can't make a legit shepards pie and moan and whisper for her onlyfans?

    • @Lauraxluv
      @Lauraxluv ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@ulhi7564the moaning, hands, double meanings

    • @hierarchyofmood1220
      @hierarchyofmood1220 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Honestly I'm okay with it being a "fetish video" instead of people actually consuming the food

    • @Bloodanna
      @Bloodanna ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@ulhi7564 it's, like, a subset of a bimbo fetish, if I understand correctly.
      Really dumb recipes made by lovely women who don't remove any of their jewelry & who are acting all confident while usually being terrible at what they are doing & often making a huge mess.
      They are also usually doing all of this for a man behind the camera which plays into a domestic/control type of fetish too.
      I don't really understand it, but... yeah. Usually it's fetish content.

  • @Natu-Shabby
    @Natu-Shabby 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The "Yum, yum, yum~! Yummy~!" sounded like me when I'm preparing my dog's food
    ...And I wouldn't even feed that slop pie to my dogs
    😨

  • @feuerling
    @feuerling 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +329

    These recipes feel like the kind of things people in a post-apocalyptic world would cook to pretend it's the old days

  • @WillowWispGaming
    @WillowWispGaming ปีที่แล้ว +322

    i genuinely think this is one of the funniest commentary channels on youtube right now. making tiktok recipes could easily be a really basic, overdone topic, but they manage to make it absolutely hilarious and keep my attention the whole time!

    • @elizabethstewart503
      @elizabethstewart503 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I've been watching this video god knows how many times now lol

    • @adrienhernandez864
      @adrienhernandez864 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Seriously!! I’ve been watching them all month

  • @Egt1074
    @Egt1074 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    Funkyfrogbait has sacrificed their sanity and digestive system for all of us. What a trooper.😀

    • @gravevampy
      @gravevampy ปีที่แล้ว +15

      they're so sane it's insane 😭

    • @Egt1074
      @Egt1074 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gravevampy ikr!😭

    • @frickfrack7075
      @frickfrack7075 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@gravevampy 🎶insane in the membrane, insane got no brain! 🎶

    • @AnimeFan-vr3dp
      @AnimeFan-vr3dp ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All Haill FunkyFrog ! All haill FunkyFrog ! I summon you from depths of your toilet ! I summon you , FunkyFrog !!!!

    • @l.i.1.4
      @l.i.1.4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@AnimeFan-vr3dpusername checks out

  • @peterbuckley3877
    @peterbuckley3877 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Boiled pringles would probably make an ideal alternative to wallpaper paste. The one way you could have improved that Shepherds Pie would be to substitute the meat for a tin of dog food.

  • @someone_ig9625
    @someone_ig9625 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    The Hannibal intro music at 6:38 jumpstarted my mind so fast

  • @Mulbert
    @Mulbert ปีที่แล้ว +235

    I'm from the UK, can barely cook and my favourite foods are beige, but seeing this video has made me realise things could be far worse...that Pringles sludge 🤢

    • @ediliennehenriquez5326
      @ediliennehenriquez5326 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The honesty is incredibly unexpected 😮 Idk why but I appreciate you sm

    • @robinw.8083
      @robinw.8083 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Most "traditional" British food is just mince meat or sausages, carrots, peas, potatoes and gravy. Where's the variety? Where's the spice? This is why spag hol and tikka masala are also considered "staple" dishes. Cause our food is just... not great. Fish and chips slap tho

  • @corporalxb
    @corporalxb ปีที่แล้ว +498

    thank you for sacrificing your pancreas for this video, we love you froge 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

    • @periwinklevr7560
      @periwinklevr7560 ปีที่แล้ว

      @bot

    • @Peterparker_tasm
      @Peterparker_tasm ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @no

    • @HoneyDew-vk1fr
      @HoneyDew-vk1fr ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope your being truthful cuz I subbed.

    • @ashtonisvibing
      @ashtonisvibing ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HoneyDew-vk1fr yeah, no, if you're talking about the 10kbeforeoctober account, it's 100% a bot. you can find a LOT of them scattered around youtube. truly no youtuber is safe from getting at least one

    • @waitamiactuallyhere
      @waitamiactuallyhere ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@HoneyDew-vk1frits a bot to get subs. I recommend unsubscribing

  • @HeyLetsTalkAboutIt
    @HeyLetsTalkAboutIt 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You are seriously my new favorite TH-camr. I have been binge watching your videos for two days now. ❤❤

  • @PikachuFoodie
    @PikachuFoodie ปีที่แล้ว +119

    The person who did the third recipe is named Anna. She does a lot of those fake clickbait videos, and a lot of them are really weird. I’d actually love to see your commentary on her. Most of her content is actually secret fetish content

    • @aidanocallaghan169
      @aidanocallaghan169 ปีที่แล้ว

      most of all of these videos are fetish content

    • @kayandkaycorp13
      @kayandkaycorp13 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah, what with the ASMR squish of the boiled pringles, plus the fake roach. The fetish has to do with grossness, I think.

    • @oddeyes9413
      @oddeyes9413 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@kayandkaycorp13Some people do have food fetishes, but I'm not sure that's what it is... 😅

    • @kayandkaycorp13
      @kayandkaycorp13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@oddeyes9413 I mean, if you can think of it, there's a fetish for it. But yeah, what we're seeing here is not a food fetish.

    • @bored.already
      @bored.already ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i mean the sausage and cannelloni one gives freudian vibes too!
      it can be salvaged by just boiling the sausages (with pasta or without), why use milk when it's gonna be ready with just water

  • @notaphycologyst6644
    @notaphycologyst6644 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    12:22 damn, that was a fullscale banshee scream

  • @canaanking109
    @canaanking109 ปีที่แล้ว +1383

    I love that she accidentally learned how to cook from at least one fetish channel without noticing

    • @temporaryfind9048
      @temporaryfind9048 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I was wondering

    • @Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan
      @Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan ปีที่แล้ว +348

      Their pronouns are they/them

    • @captaincampfires110
      @captaincampfires110 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      judging by the similar formats these all have, I wouldn't put it past the idea that all of these are secretly fetish channels 😭

    • @FloofTroopBoi
      @FloofTroopBoi ปีที่แล้ว

      @ville__998k people beg to differ

    • @liambanner3557
      @liambanner3557 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Recipe 3: genuinely comes from thinly veiled fetish tiktok acc, i saw this lady in a chad chad video on tiktok fetish content lmao

  • @Jhs0913
    @Jhs0913 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    11:46 I’ve seen nobody talk about this, why? I’m quite entertained by this content they have given us in this clip.

  • @erinsmith1111
    @erinsmith1111 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    The one dude's voice made me so uncomfortable, but you made it bearable. Thank you for that.

  • @ivy_inferno
    @ivy_inferno ปีที่แล้ว +182

    You can ALWAYS tell how much of a disaster a "recipe" will be based on the number of "WOWWW" said by the person behind the camera ✨

    • @ohmygodtheykilledkenny4887
      @ohmygodtheykilledkenny4887 ปีที่แล้ว

      The camera person always makes me cringe more than the person making the recipe

  • @TheDevilChrno
    @TheDevilChrno ปีที่แล้ว +215

    As someone who went to culinary school and worked in the industry for ages, I will never cease to be horrified by cooking Tiktok.

  • @PixelatedPeach
    @PixelatedPeach 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Me, recommending Funky to my friend: "They're absolutely the smartest youtuber I watch, they're so clever with their words and rants and the structure of the videos."
    Funky: *Drains a can of soup in the sink*