RACIST Life Coach OBSESSED with FAT WOMEN
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ส.ค. 2024
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Hey guys! I’m planning on doing a Q&A next week, what questions do you have about me and my uninteresting life?
What's your favorite frog?
how are you doing?
How did you start content creating? Not just commentary but content creating in general.
do you miss making gaming videos?
What is your favourite type of flower? Or plant?
HE HAS FEMALE FRIENDS!?
Wait, actually, this is more appropriate...
HE HAS FRIENDS!?
Underrated comment
He gets no bitches
so true
@@GoPlotagon he probably hangs out with people who hate others for different reasons
No, idiot. He has victims.
“I like them skinny cause they look smaller…more youthful.😀”
Sir I might need to call the authorities.
NO CAUSE…JUST SAY YOU LIKE LITTLE GIRLS. 🤨📸
CHECK HIS HARD DRIVE ‼
@@ElinLandtroopreal
Someone please check his phone and files.
Fr he is probably a ped
“everyone processes food differently”
“no”
bro has NOT heard of food allergies 😭
Bro does NOT know about dietary restrictions 😭😭
@@AUBREY-ml4exreal 😦😦
Bro forgot about making actual counter arguments (and lactose intolerance)
i highly doubt this bozo actually knows anything about health
@@i_love-Men also real 😦
Fun fact:
Gluttony is not just overeating, but is the most common example, glutton is the act of overindulgence. For example you can be a drug glutton, a party glutton or even a social media glutton
Or a glutton for punishment
The subject of this video is definitely a glutton for being a prick
@@crabbycancer6767 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
This dude is a glutton for misery
I don't think gluttony should be counted as a sin... people have trouble with addictions and mostly it's not their fault
For an update on chef Bob a year later he beat cancer!!!!!!!! And is almost at 1 mil followers
Yayyyyyyyyy !!!!!!!!!!!
I’m so excited for him
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
WOO!!! 🎉🥳
Good job bob !🎉❤
LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO
YEEEEEESSSS! GO BOB!!!!
He's so unhappy cause he's hungry.
no fr, all he does is reply to food videos and obsess over what others are eating and how they must be unhappy eating fatty things, hes trying to convince himself while preaching to us
😂😂😂
he hasnt eaten anything since that popsicle
He needs to have a snickers
@@ILoveMyEggBois your a bigoted misogynist when youre hungry
“I like them skinny, because they look younger, more youthful” gives the same vibes as “I like ‘em younger, as young as possible”
“Say drake, I hear you like em young”
danganronpa reference (i like em younger is from a fake called danganronpa$
Plot twist he is gay
The sun may cause cancer, but judging by the look of him, he doesn’t look like he goes outside.
The sun is a deadly laser and so is... Apparently.... Food. All food. Every single kind. Damn.
Exactly he's being "healthy"!
Dude is literally throwing an actual fit over the fact people put spices in their food.
The responses he made to that video made me think he might be mentally unstable, along with everything else wrong with him.
Dumbo probs thinks salt is spicy while simultaneously not understanding why his doctor is yelling at him to get salt in his diet
White person moment.
It's also kinda funny when you think about it, like the capsaicin in peppers (the stuff that makes peppers spicy) has actually been proven to promote weight loss and reduce inflation 😅
The dude has no clue what he's talking about.
Common L for people who embody a warm toilet seat 💀
idk why he's so worried about overweight women when he looks like he crawled out of the sewers and lost a fight with hygiene
There is no way that man is not on steroids
No fr like dude needs to back away from the camera, dude looks like a background zombie extra for the walking dead.
"Lost a fight with hygiene"
HOLY SHIT 🤣💀
IM FLYING HELP💀💀💀
@@wren_. definitely not steroids but probably PED's of other sorts.
5:26 “I uhhh… like em younger, as young as possible” typa shit 😭🙏🔥
“hey drake, i heard you like em young” ahh sentence fr 😭
Don’t let Kendrick catch this one 😭😭🙏
Haji Towa energy
“why did you become a high school teacher”
“BECAUSE I LIKE HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS, THAT’S WHY”
@@cryo311 Ily /p
Chef Bob has beaten cancer! Repeat, Chef Bob has beaten cancer! Yeahhhh!!!
Really :D good 4 him!! thatz amazing!!
HELL YEAH!! KEEP UP THE GRIND CHEF BOB!!
Yayy :D congo to him
That is amazing!
hell yeah!! can't believe it!!
As a female athlete, I can 100% confirm, I do not exist.
Mhm, same. Never existed, never will. 👍
Same, I don't exist. Never even been conceived.
Same man
Same
unable to be perceived
As a mexican, the fact he can't even pronounce tortillas right but has the AUDACITY to call others stupid has me ROLLING 😂 And then he says, "adding lettuce on top doesn't make it healthy" like sir, WE KNOW, WE ARENT "MAKING IT HEALTHIER", WE ARE MAKING IT ✨️DELICIOUS✨️ 😩
Preach! If I’m eating Mexican food it’s because I want comfort food that’s delicious and satisfying, not a fucking salad, and fresh produce is AMAZING for adding flavor. What’s next, this bitch gonna critique my cocktail by saying “um actually adding fruit doesn’t make it healthy”?
right I was like??? the lettuce is because it tastes good nobody thinks a taco is a salad 😭
im sure he actually thinks veggies are disgusting so he can't understand why we'd put them in a meal because they're yummy
Andrew acts like he’s never had tasty food in his life 🙄 Idc if a taco is unhealthy or not it’s DELICIOUS and brings me JOY !
@@honeybee2525 FR, like I would rather die from eating something delicious and that makes me happy then 9 cups of coffee and two tubs of ice cream 💀
As someone with stage 4 pancreatic and liver cancer at the age of 30 in 2022 that was caused by gene mutation from the BRCA gene,
I've had idiots like that dude say shit like that to me. Saying that "i ate toxins, it was modern medicine, dur dur dur" even when i explain it to them, they just won't hear it.
Im also extremely depressed because I've become overweight since I've been eating my feelings. Hearing this video did hurt, but it is nice that there's people sticking up for people like Bob and me.
I really hope that you get better. And know that being overweight doesn’t make you ugly. Men like this guy are not important enough to think about. You’re doing great and I hope for a speedy and painless recovery!! ❤️
@@lunanewyear i seriously appreciate you taking the time to reply and say a this. You're very right, dudes like that ain't worth giving attention to. Thank you so very much ❤️ -Matthew
I hope you get better and have a good recovery. This man is idiotic and his words are empty. No one wants cancer and shouldn’t be shamed for being diagnosed with it.
@@LillaBean I appreciate it. I once had a barber like said dude who would tell me to drink baking soda and water to alkalize my blood and to kill my cancer...this is why he's my former barber lol
I even made tiktoks trying to help people understand that it's ok to be scared of chemotherapy but that it helps give you a chance but of course...i get "but chemo makes ppl sick" IT'S SUPPOSED TO FFS
Wishing you the absolute best in your recovery ❤️🩹 your body has been through a lot! And you’re still fighting! That’s incredible!!!! You’re incredible! Don’t worry, This dudes own hairline is repulsed by him. He also has a very obvious eating disorder and FUCKED UP relationship with food. He is a miserable POS who will rightly die alone yelling at the clouds until he finally stfu with the sweet release of death.
“Ladies you don’t move that much” I am maintenance I walk constantly all day everyday except for my days off
Me who spins around in my chair or skitters around daily like a speed demon: you fool
Fun fact: Children can't sign NDAs. None of those NDAs are legally binding.
This guy is the next Onision.
so you're saying i can legally chew his legs off?
@@fbidumbbeeIt's only illegal if you get caught.
@@fbidumbbeeI'd say you're legally obligated to
another fun fact, teenagers are considered children when it comes to laws (I might be wrong)
@@SHESA_PUNKROCKER In most cases, yes. Although laws can be applied to make said children seen as adults in the eyes of the law. Obviously this varies across countries but things like emancipation or certain crimes can render a child as capable of thinking for themselves when it comes to legal situations.
I'm a Mexican teen who beat cancer this year. I went biking for 10 miles every other day, and on my off days I went to the gym. I watched what I ate, I was healthy. My brain tumor didn't come from the fact that I was Mexican or the fact that I was unhealthy, it came from the fact that one day my cells just decided to multiply like fcking crazy. I wish Bob and his family the absolute best, and people who shame cancer patients can go suck a duck
Edit: Thank you so much to everyone leaving such sweet replies 💗💗 it really does mean a lot to me
I aspire to exercise as much as you
Hey congrats on beating cancer! I've been in remission for a while. It makes me happy seeing those who've beaten the Big c.
@@HeyItsCaz thank you! I’m wishing you the best as well ^^
@@monikorasort thank you!
Congratulations on beating cancer!!! Hope you can live as happily as possible from now on :))
I feel like Andrew is the kinda guy that'd go to a Strongman competition and critique all the fat guys and call them unhealthy while someone breaks his back over their knee like Batman.
Bro gonna get the bane back treatment
Funky: “I’m overweight”
Also Funky: has a perfectly healthy body
"everyone process food in different ways"
*"no"*
dude if i eat a raspberry, i'm fine. if my father eats a raspberry, he will die.
What
@@dariacampbell5956 my father is deathly allergic to clusterberries. i am not.
I love almonds and walnuts.
I have two cousins who are very allergic to nuts and legumes.
I am lactose intolerant.
My husband eats cheese with no problem at all.
How tf does that dude go around pretending he's right?
@@KanaHyoshi almonds and walnuts are so good holy crap
@@KanaHyoshi I feel horrible for them. I'm also lactose intolerant but I don't think my parents believe it. I still consume dairy despite it and bare through the stomach pains because dairy is in literally everything in the household I live in.
The fact that the guy thinks anything unhealthy instantly gives you chronic depression, i feel like, says a lot more about his back story
Bro for sure has an eating disorder.
Fr fr tho
@@leek.3671 To be fair that is a common thing, it just doesn't happen everytime
That and him constantly judging women is giving mommy issues
@@Stella-dj8rg I just think he's relating stresseating to be the cause instead of it being a result
so happy to hear chef Bob beat cancer!! Andrew looks like a middle aged dad who never goes outside
1:02 As a 14-year-old that is underweight, (maybe) hates their life, starves themself on a daily basis, wakes up in the morning wanting to eat, goes to school (not job) dreaming about eating something other then bread. I think this is not relatable at all! Anyone can eat whatever they want and you can't stop them (this message is directed at the man)
as someone who was near your position once, i can say it gets better. not to be That Guy but there is hope. just push through with whatever you need to do to get out of 14 alive, alright?
@@maligulant4396 Thank you.. honestly
Same here, I’ve dealt with eating problems growing up to where even me being a young adult it’s hard to maintain a healthy weight and not be so thin. I legit need the added fat in my diet 😭
When he learns to pronounce "tortilla" correctly, then he can coach people about food habits.
hahaha truth
Bet he mispronounces paleta too
If you can't pronounce Tortilla then your arguments on people's eating habits is null and avoid. 👀
Even after he learns basic word pronunciation, he really shouldn’t be in charge of anyones health lmao
I was about to say that lmao
"this is why all asians are skinny"
Sumo wrestlers: *Are we a joke to you*
Also (and I’m not sure how it is today) Asian cultures would respect those that were overweight because it meant they ate well
I'm super chubby and an Asian dude just lives under a rock, or he thinks Asia only comprises the eastern folks, I'm sure even the east has weight variations no country can be all skinny.
@@Orbit-sf8ok Some cultures respect while some shame it. Most asian cultures in general don't care if someone is fat or not.
@@Orbit-sf8oknah, as SEA ppl I can tell that some of us would 100% shame ppl who either *obese* or slightly thicc, but some of us just like "eh whatever, at least he/she healthy and can leave me alone"
Sumo wrestlers willingly get fat as it's part of the culture and sport.
“I didn’t know that half of the planet is English illiterate” 13:35
Andrew…
Have you never heard of any other countries?
Languages?
Anything?
Thank you funkyfrog for making this video! Chef Bob is so close and I can’t wait until he’s at 1 mil!
Happy to report one year later Bob is at 925k. It might not be 1 million but he's gotten lots of love and support!
He did beat cancer so it’s still a win
I'm a woman. My current job is manual labor. I've lost 20 lbs since I started in MARCH. Two weeks ago I housed cheeseburgers for multiple meals 3 days in a row because my body was like, "yo, these veggies ain't doing shit," and you know what? Still losing weight. Almost like my gender has nothing to do with how my body burns calories lmao.
Yep, it’s almost like bodies are different
😂😂 love this. But yeah, I know quite a few people who could literally eat nothing but takeaway, cakes, candies etc and still be skinny, whereas others I know have to be more conscious of their diet as they are more prone to health concerns and weight gain. Everyone is different. Heck, even twins may not be able to follow the same diet as each other
@@r3dfr0st7 i eat a lot daily to gain weight and i’m still underweight, i don’t even exercise or anything i just have a speedy metabolism lol
@@r3dfr0st7 I know three pairs of twins, and they all have different like diets. There’s two guys and ones taller than the other and he has to eat more because his body is more stretched out, but the other one is shorter so he eats less. And the girls have the same body type, same diet, same height, weight etc and they’re able to eat whatever they want without caring. And the last pair of lads have a low percentage of body fat and already have visible abs, v-lines and veins. They were just born lucky.
@@not_blomstz
My (redacted) is the same way, I worry cause (redacted) can't eat dairy so weight gain is hard fought, and we try to bamboozle (redacted) into eating, ie. Buy her food
It's crazy cause even his sister is ashamed of him, and has openly showed how much her and her family hates his content.
LMFAO I CANT-
w family tbh
im so intrigued, can you lmk where i can learn more??
@@c0urt_jest3r I haven't really kept up with her, but I think looking up his name and sister might be helpful. Sorry I couldn't be more help 😪
thats insane
dude just cope with the fact youre a terrible person and at least TRY to do better 😭
2:40 this is peak friendship; knowing exactly which friends you would call on for this masterpiece of a meal
I am a Mexican and I can say that my family are some of the most in shape and beautiful people. And also those “leaves” are not meant to make the food look healthy they are for the texture and taste. 😑😑
Thank you funky for addressing this ❤❤
It's shocking to me how many life coaches don't understand how the human body works.
Yeah. That should be like, their area of expertise. But somehow it isn't?
Not surprising to me. Life coaches as a whole are a pretty medically illiterate concept. Their whole job is to give people advice for their problems, which anyone who’s studied to work in the medical field at all knows patients who are truly struggling don’t need. People don’t want advice, they want solutions, and a doctor can give you that far quicker than a “life coach” can.
And not to mention they never take female/make biology into account... like for example PCOS for people with wombs, makes them gain weight and hold onto it harder
No it's not, if they new how body works they'd be nutritionists not "life coaches"
Cause a lot of them are grifters.
“You do not look sexy eating fatty things” Andrew, wait till you find out feeders exist
And this particular sentence arises one question above all others... why the hell would I want to look sexy while eating??
@@doloresgronenberg5882 FR, like why would you even wanna look sexy while eating? You're consuming food to not starve to death, you don't have to look sexy to do that.
@@1.Ghost_Toast.1 , yeah, besides if I want to catch the attention of someone that I like and want him to like me in return I'm pretty sure that I won't turn to eating sexily to catch his eye and make him fall in love with me, does that even exists or makes sense? And how do you even do that? I'm pretty sure he would just look at me like I'm crazy
@@doloresgronenberg5882i think you would need to "do the stare" and consume your food in a "sugestive way" (like licking crean/icing and the likes). I mean, i could be wrong but i think thats what i saw in another of frog's video
There’s this guy at my local bar, he loves when women eat burgers, pasta, wings etc. not necessarily to make them gain weight, he says it’s because he likes easy going laid back women who are confident within themselves and enjoy life to the fullest. Needless to say he got very excited when i guzzled on my burger and fries
The fact that us Mexicans don’t put lettuce on our food to make it “healthy”…😭 it’s for the flavor, we KNOW a little bit of vegetables don’t do anything against all that(very yummy) grease
As a female gymnast, Who runs a mile or two in total in a week, Who has a fast metabolism, who has very little fat in my body, AND whose weight is basically All from muscle, I can confirm I do not exist
I'm sorry, but the fact that Chef Bob, in the middle of stage four cancer treatment still has a better looking hair and a hairline closer to his eyebrows than Mr Blue-Eye-Staring-Into-your-Soul AND still cooks and has a good relationship with his family and other creators is something so funny to me. Props to Chef Bob for living his life the best way possible.
Yeah, I hope he gets better, he deserves all the help he needs
As a blue eyed person we don't accept Mr staring into my soul.
@@soulless.specter yeah he just looks crazy in general because HE IS
Chef Bob is an INSPIRATION.
Proving you don’t have to be on that sigma grindset to live your best life and that riches, status and appearances ain’t everything
#supportchefbob
i like how when he got called out with basic facts on the human anatomy he just said “no” 💀
Naaauuuuuurrrrr, don't tell me objective facts that prove me wrong, you're so sexy ahaaaaaaaaa
- This dude and his bald ass head with them greasy ass locks
“DUDE WHY DID YOU KILL EMILY, YOU…YOU *MONSTER!*”
*inhale*
“No.”
“oh ok”
lol fr
It’s giving ‘I pretend I do not see it’ to the eightieth degree
@@DG_Toti yes xd
1:04 i imagine Funky's browser history:
"Sexy Obese fat sonic fanart"
"Fake smiling profile picture"
The guy is having a tantrum acting like a 6 yr old because someone added a tiny bit of spices and sauce😂
As a living breathing Mexican human being, I know this man did not just insult my community and my culture when he can't even correctly pronounce the word tortilla
(edit): i love you ppl replying to my comment lol i love to hear your encounters with ppl mispronouncing common & easy spanish words
LIKE I’M WHITE AS BREAD AND AMERICAN AS A BURGER AND THAT PRONUNCIATION INFURIATED ME
SAME DUDE
MY EARS BLED AT THE MISPRONUNCIATION
Samee
It’s reminding me of when people mispronounce my last name (padilla) as pa-di-LA. instead of the correct way pa-di-ya
As a skinny person, I can clarify that I would probably eat that pizza whole, and fantasising about food at work is great
then i’m on the opposite end and still dreaming about food lmao.
@@a.s.h- same
As someone who is the antonym of skinny, I would cut the pizza in half so we could eat it together and then eat your half as-well.
@@TOH_and_Warriors_is_cool I friggin love your profile photo
As a recovering anorexic i will gladly get that pizza eat as much as possible and dream about eating the rest the next day 😂 if that dude wasn’t such a dickhead I’d actually feel sorry for him because he obviously doesn’t know how to enjoy tasty food
4:53 An average cup of coffee has 95 milligrams of caffeine. 95 mg× 9 cups of coffee a day means he was consuming 855 milligrams of caffeine a day. For a healthy adult, you should consume no more than 400 mg. He is drinking more than double the amount he should be and people literally die from caffeine overdose!! Thank you Matpat I learned this from you! Also ty for reading!!!
the way he said "i didn't realize half the planet is English illiterate" as if there aren't countries like Japan, China, Mexico, Brazil, Nigeria, France, Italy, Germany, etc. where most of the population in all those countries DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH
The fact Funky spent a lot of research on TikTok, world's sewage system and didnt go insane is impressive, unless she's already insane
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they are a psychopath
I’m pretty sure they use they/them pronouns btw!
Hide burg say my name
I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE WHAT THE FUCKKKK
“Because they look younger, more.. youthful”
That sentence just rubs me the wrong way and I don’t know why
I mean, with the added context of the whole: makes minors sign NDAs to have "private sessions" with him... I think we can all guess what kind of "youthful" he's into. Now excuse while I go gag.
What do you mean you don't know why?? His literally calling himself out for being P3d0phille. Can't wait for the allegation that's actually true to appear. Saying women get less attractive the older they get is 100% what every p3d0phile says. So is "younger = better". ALL. OF. THEM.
That sentence made my skin crawl tbh
Eugh it makes it sound like he's sexualizing kids 😭-
It’s showing that he’s a creep
Okay but at 1:03 he guessed everything wrong. That pizza looks delicious, but I’m a recovering anorexic who hates my life and eats about once a day.
I'm proud of you for being in recovery. I hope things get easier for you. You got this.
I understand the feeling love, and that it sucks so much. Idk if this will help, but if it will, imagine that there’s a stranger that may or may not be on the same side of the Earth as you are eating alongside you. I hope this doesn’t come across as the whole “just eat” thing because I know that does absolutely nothing, but if it helps to know that someone is trying to get through this too, then I want to show you that I and many others are proud of you and with you in this battle 🫶
As a female who loves to play sports for fun, I can vouch for others that we do not exist, not even an atom.
As a Nigerian who’s grown up on fufu and egusi soup, it’s literally all vegetables and could not be more healthy.
Exactly! And I'm also Nigerian, it just shows how stupid he is that he can't even research. Plus the food even looks healthy!!!
out of curiosity, what does it taste like? im from texas, so we only really eat barbeque and burgers
@@mxn0chr0maxic85I am Nigerian, I have not had fufu, however I have had and enjoyed egusi numerous times. That shit slaps.
@@mxn0chr0maxic85Can't exactly describe the taste
Are there any restaurants that serve it? It sounds good
HE SAID PUBLICLY THAT HE HAS 16+ YR OLD GIRLS SIGN NDA'S ABOUT THEIR "RELATIONSHIPS," AND SAID THAT HE LIKES SKINNY GIRLS BC THEY LOOK YOUNGER!!! THIS MAN IS NOT JUST DISGUSTING, HE IS DANGEROUS!
Pro tip: if what someone is forcing you to sign an NDA about is *ILLEGAL,* Then it is 100% *NON BINDING* and cannot stop you from *reporting the illegal activity 😁😁😁*
@@Norinia
Yep, a contract doesn’t outweigh a law! 💯
I’m honestly so alarmed by how comfortable these life coach/Andrew Tate types are with just openly being a hate filled predator.
I mean, I guess it’s good that they’re alerting people so those of us they’d wish to harm can avoid them - but fuck, I’d appreciate them at least having a little shame! 😖
minors can't sign NDAs their signature is invalid without a parent's signature to approve it- he will get his
He said I have dated a 14 year old too but is still allowed on tiktok omg I reported those video's, but I don't think it will be enough :(
I'm underweight and depressed, my depression making me eat very little at my worsts, I don' t believe I'm ugly (when not listening to my depression), I would destroy that pizza. It looks amazing!
Those two girls defending bob are my new favorite persons
“Everyone processes food in different ways”
“No”
Gluten, lactose intolerance, any food allergies, etc: “Peace out yall ✌️”
Yuh cuz im allergic to literally everything i could die literally every minute but no my dad eating the same food and not dying doesnt exist
Guess I just don’t exist lol. Bye y’all it was nice knowing ya 😂
We even process nature differently. I'm allergic to pollen and some people are allergic to bees, dogs, cats, even tree blood(resign I can't spell). There's even people allergic to the sun. If everyone was the exact same then the guy this video is about I don't want to know his name he would be in hell due to him having a heart attack due to lack of people to bully. Sorry for rambling.
Yeah, these guys? Never heard of that
Me, a lactose intolerant person who also has trouble eating fruits because it makes my mouth numb: "Mr stark, i don't feel so good." *turns to dust*
I legitimately was dry-heaving and gagging when he said that he likes girls skinny because they look younger, absolutely disgusting and a huge huge huge red flag. He feels like a sexual predator that likes to prey on girls who don't know any better.
He definitely does. You can tell in the way someone acts that they do.
Dresses like a young teen,
Obsessive over girls that look young
Tries to act like a teacher/mentor
I’ve been groomed before by someone way older and they all do these things.
I don’t think it’s mentioned in this video, but he apparently admitted that he was willing to date people as young as 16 on tiktok. It’s disgusting..
Fr the first time I heard that I would’ve actually thrown up if my stomach had had anything to regurgitate
@@Xx_D4RK_K1N_xX I usually try not to curse but holy shit are you ok? are they gone now?
@@x_kittrix *_EWW_* 💀💀 I’m sure glad I’m not that old yet 💀💀✋🏽
12:45 W Chef Bob I hope you're doing better
His hair line is taking a roadtrip to the back of his head😂
This just shows how horrible narcissistic people will try to ruin your self esteem so they can “help you”. Also I love how he says if you like pizza you aren’t sexy but he is built like the Seattle Gum Wall with a 70-year-old wig on his head
"Built like the Seattle Gum Wall" is definitely going in my roast rotation 🤣
Bro got the founding father's cut. Homie told his barber "Make me look like George Washington but truly irredeemable" and the barbershop said "gtfo" so he had to try himself.
He's built like whaaaaat!!!?????😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😫😫😫😫😫😫
Pft-XD
Truuuee
Bro is gonna be pissed when he sees Aphrodite 💀
Huh?
@@not-so-obvious_autism777Aphrodite, that Greek goddess of love and beauty. In her statues had belly rolls. The Greeks found her looking like this the ultimate show of beauty
This makes me happy because I look like that, so at least to someone, I am beautiful @@pentherockhopper 😄
@@pentherockhopperThe Greeks knew what's up
im sorry but aphrodite is meant to always fit the beauty stndard. which has changed fat was beautiful backthen so she was portrayed with rolls@@pentherockhopper
"I like them skinny because they look younger"
Bros probably on a registry
As a Mexican, it annoys me when people say shit like that >:[
As someone who has lost a loved one due to cancer, this man infuriates me. He has NO RIGHT to be judging how people eat. Guys let's please help this father get a million subscribers, he deserves it! I cried hearing about his daughter being so upset crying herself to sleep with this asshole judging her father making the already hard pain of seeing your loved one battle cancer is not okay. This guy needs to be banned of Tik Tok.
He's pisses me the fuck off. He ruined his life and now all he does is sit around and tell people what they should do. Disgusting thing I can't even call him human he's disgusting
I am downloading TikTok for this
I really feel for you here, my grandma is currently battling stage four pancreatic cancer and it’s heartbreaking to watch its effects on her, I can’t imagine how it would feel to watch someone bash her and her lifestyle choices, knowing that she’s dying.
@@elizahamilton6265 hopefully your are feeling alright, that has happened to me, and with covid and everything my whole heart is there for you.
❤❤❤
as a mexican, he CANNOT be talking shit about us when he can’t even pronounce “tortilla” 💀
edit: why the hell did this get so many likes wtf
edit 2: thanks for filling the bottomless pit that is my need for attention 🥰🥰🥰
when he said tortila i almost died
honest to god I’m not even Mexican and I had an aneurysm
I lost brain cells when I heard him say that. And I can't even speak Spanish
que si😂Fr
"tor-teal-a"
"i like girls who look younger" red flag! red flag! put him on a watch list please
blud sound like drake when he said 'i like them young and skinny'
Andy: "I didn't realise half the planet is English illiterate."
Literally less than 20% of the world speaking fluent English:
my thoughts exactly
No exactly tho the way he contradicts himself and just says things that make no sense and then just goes and calls other people stupid is just like mind blowing honestly
bro forgot america isnt the main character
on a side note as language is a special interest of mine i would LOOOVE to tell him *exactly* why hes wrong and in fact the one using english improperly
As someone who has half English illiterate parents (Their not really good since they weren't born in the US, however I was),
He isn't living under a rock. He's living under multiple boulders on top of a rock.
English is the most commonly spoken language in the world
Body positive FunkyFrogBait was something I definitely needed today♥
The shaggy roast was so good my brain went OOOOOOOOOOOOH
Edit: ALL YOUR ROASTS ONTO ANDREW ARE SO GOOD THAT HE GOT MORE COOKED THAN THE VEGGIES :0
As an asian I was shocked he thought we dont eat protein just at all from one dish and said thats why we all are skinny.
And also trowing a whole, very diverse, continent in one pot
You know all of Asia how it all has no protein lol
Meanwhile, his Korean equivalent sees his channel and is like:
Look at this guy. He's such a beta male. He's wearing a beanie so that people can't tell that he's balding and he's going shirtless because he can't afford a gucci suit.
Ikr I'm part Japanese and we eat tons of protein at our house. Teriyaki chicken and beef, tofu, pork gyozas, miso soup, sushi, sashimi, etc. Protein. There's also a lot of Chinese cuisine that is protein-packed. Peking duck, mooncakes, baozi (steamed buns filled with meat), dumplings, etc. Indian food? Lamb curry and chicken tikka masala come to mind. Vietnam? Pho and banh mi both usually have meat. I could go on.
yeah XD, like, boy what and where do you think bulgogi, sushi, char siu comes from?????
As an Aussie with a forehead big enough to sleep on, you didn't insult him enough. Great content, keep it up!
As an Aussie, I agree
As an Aussie, I am hoping for a second video so more insults come
I’m part Aussie and I agree with the big forehead lmao
@_Yewberryfox_ part aussie? Are you half upside down, or sideways?
@@obeykale sideways 😃
Bro when he was tweaking out I was genuinely scared.
His aura is brown and all the flies are dead
The obsession/fetishization of teenagers makes absolutely no sense to me.
Not like it actually matters because being attractive is not the tax you have to pay to exist, but I can attest that I am waaaaaaaaay hotter now at 24 than I was at 18. And definitely hotter than when I was 16.
I was so awkward and unconfident as a teen. I carried myself poorly, my body hadn't fully developed so I was unproportional. My face still had baby fat. I wore clothing I hated because I was too afraid to dress how I wanted. My makeup sucked ass.
Teenagers are awkward baby people. I can't fathom being attracted to them as an adult. Like that's a whole child.
Edit: Woah, thank you for all the likes and replies! For those sharing their stories with abusers, I hope that you all have found peace and safety far away from those monsters. I, too, got into the hands of someone like that when I was 15 and it was one of the worst few months of my life.
And I am aware it is a power dynamic thing that attracts these creeps. It just amazes me that someone can look past how objectively unattractive a teenager is both physically and mentally just to have power. It just goes to show how truly sick in the head these people are!
For them it's about having someone who is easy to groom and manipulate.
As someone who had multiple pedos through the age of 10 to adulthood, it's mostly about how innocent and influential they are. It's f-ing disgusting, but they want power
@@ajsteiny1980 it started at 10 for me too. They like the baby-look. They want you to look like a child that’s the whole point it’s fucking disgusting
It's crazy to think that when I myself was a minor, grown ass people "liked" me more & talked to me more than after I was 20. Was groomed at the age of 14.
@@ajsteiny1980 I'm so sorry for you 😢 I hope you're doing well rn
fun fact:
during the renaissance, the wealthy nobles were often plump/plus-sized. this was because they were rich enough to be able to put food on the table. as such, the beauty standards encouraged a fuller figure. only the poor were thin.
remember, your body is, was, or will be the beauty standard. you are beautiful. don’t forget that :)
Now I wanna put on a fancy dress and pretend I'm from the old ages speaking shakespearean
@@miqamarflorDO IT ILL JOIN YOU
We dont even need to go that far. No matter how you look, theres a fair chance that at least one person in your approximate vicinity finds you attractive. What people consider "beauty" isn't a monolith and theres wildly different ideas of what constitutes as pretty among individuals. So no matter how you look theres somebody who thinks you're the most gorgeous person imaginable, you just haven't met them yet
@@thehermit8618you are spitting facts good sir (or whatever other honorific you desire)
Note also this was a few extra pounds that was considered attractive, not much art of morbidly obese women from that time.
"Everyone processes food differently"
"No"
You're laughing. Bro just cured diabetes and you're _laughing._
The first clip- did he really think he just told me all about my life? Buddy, I'm still in school. 9-5 job, WHO?
My aunt was the healthiest person I ever knew, she was a fitness influencer who prided herself on working out, motivating others, and eating healthy. She was both strong and thin. And yet she still got cancer and passed away in her 40s. It’s not about food or lifestyle
Rip your aunt❤
im so sorry for your loss ❤️ my uncle also died from cancer, i know how you feel
I'm so sorry to hear that. Getting cancer under 50 is usually genetics. Although food or lifestyle plays a role in cancer, genetics also play a big role too. Just because someone eats healthy or works out, doesn't mean that they're not going to get cancer. Some people are genetically more prone to cancer and not everyone's immune system reacts the same way to carcinogens.
@updated_autopsy_report1 Loving the Phoenix Wright themed username, but I don’t know how much better someone is going to feel about a family member dying of cancer if you tell them how contraction of cancer under a certain age is mostly genetic lol
@@one-onessadhalf3393 thanks. I was just trying to confirm that food and lifestyle habits aren’t the only things that can cause cancer and genetics play a big role in it too. Plus, it can alert them that if their relative’s cancer diagnosis is genetically related, they have to be careful too. And I also tried to say that it wasn’t their relative’s fault that they were diagnosed with cancer. A little bit of information never hurts anyone.
As someone who is a bit chubby, it’s far better than what I used to be. I had anorexia and was severely underweight, so being a healthy weight means so much to me. Watching this, his comments are exactly the same as the ones I got that caused my eating disorder
Congratulations! 🎉 Unfortunately, the Internet is full of hateful ignorant people. But progress is progress!
You’re awesome! And I’d choose being chubby any time of day because it’s better than what I’ve been going through in high school when I had diet-obsessed friends.
I'm so happy for you that you're doing better. I was never formally diagnosed but I definitely had some disordered eating habits for years that led me to being malnourished and underweight. When you're suffering like that, your body feels like crap so much of the time. How you feel is so much more important than how much you weigh, and when you feel good you're able to actually enjoy living.
That's amazing! Eating disorders are horrible. I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!
Im really proud of you my friend 💜 im in recovery and so close to healthy weight and i dont think people realize how hard it can be to recover or gain weight on purpose when you start from a bad place. I hope you're doing ok!!
Him thinking vegetables are used in food “to make it look healthy” 😭😭😭 is actually sending me
As a Mexican I find him raging over our food funny as hell
As a Mexican, I was laughing at the fact bro was saying things about our food being “unhealthy” when he bragged about eating 2 tubs of ice cream and 9 cups of coffee and looks the way he does which is most likely a lie. Meanwhile food my Ama makes is literally the healthiest Mexican food for me. Bro never has done a little bit of research💀
What was so funny was when he said mexicans all weird, and also when he said that mexicans eat mexican food. This mans a genius!
Obviously not really
@@itshamstertime2709 bro made a ground breaking observation 😧 he fr said Mexicans rly weird like🤨
same i’m mexican & it’s like, my grandma loves squash & coliflower & chicken (not like traditional mexican food, just what she cooks,) but it’s way more nutritious and tasty than wherever he fad diet is
My mom right now is cooking caldo de pollo with like 4 pounds of vegetables and he calls that unhealthy
@@TamTam845 caldo de pollo 😍
As a person who was bullied because of my body and has recently learned that I had an ilness that didn't allow me to lose weight, I just can't stand people who are so confident that the only reason you don't have an hourglass figure is because you eat like a horse. Even if it's not an ilness, it can still be genetic, since not everyone is even able to look like a instagram model. People are just ridiculous 🤦🏼♀️
Im never going to be model skinny and its because of genetics. My hips and thighs are broad with a too large chest. I dont even wanna know what id look like skinny. Some weird fucking proportions. I dont like being overweight but i feel more confident and more proportional looking. And have less unwanted male interest. Not everyone can just starve themselves and somehow lose bone shape???
Anybody who thinks diet is solely responsible for someone's weight is either ignorant or coping
@@Interweb_Gremlin this af. You would have to go out of your way to be this misinformed honestly
@emimia gland and hormonal type stuff. diabetes, some cancers, guts that have incorrect bacteria etc. Theres a lot that can affect weight or more accurately how the body process food. Not including physical disabilities that limit how much exercise someone can do or how long someone can fast or type of diet they can go on. I have hypermobility and i cant just go running my calories off as itd leave me hobbling around for days after, and i have a job and chores etc so i need my legs functional. I have also found i cant just not eat when at a certain level of hungry, possibly due to lower blood pressure related to the hypermobility. My body starts freaking out and i cant focus and become uncoordinated and a literal risk when having to do manual labour type stuff. So i choose safety and eat. Diets something im working on but long fasting some people cant just do
@emimia honey if you don't know then your not educated enough to even understand 😂
"Everyone processes food in different ways"
"No"
My partner's family can eat garlic bread like their lives depend on it but if i just lick it I could die from anaphylaxis
He’s probably hiding a receding hairline under that oily hat💀
I have had an eating disorder since I was 12 and I still can't fathom the amount of self hatred you'd need to possess to act the way he does towards women
ive also been struggling from an eating disorder since i was 12 and still am, and just watching this guy talk about how women practically shouldnt be eating anything fueled my unwillingness to eat food even more 😕
I'm sorry to hear that and I hope you get the help and support you need. Please try to remember this guy is an idiot and his opinion on anything and everything is equal to a pile of dirt in the dumpster that's gained the ability to speak
Misogyny in youngish guys (I dont mean sexism related to having grown up in a different time or culture) is almost always a sign that they've given up on any woman loving them.
@@lemoniphobia me too but this dude clearly just also has an ED and a bunch of shame attached to it or some other deeply rooted insecurities. Like no one in their right mind (literally) gets this upset about food and ridicules others on the internet. He knows who is most vulnerable and targets us because of it because he’s a lonely, hideous piece of shit.
@@lemoniphobia I guarantee you your happiness is more important than anything this festering scab has ever said, done, or produced in his mistake of existence
The fact that chefbob kicked back by saying "A couple of years ago, I looked better than you" is amazing
Our bro Bob clapped back HARD, ate, and left no crumbs (I probably wouldn’t leave no crumbs either if I tried Chef Bob’s delicious-looking food 🤤🤤)
Legend
AND HE STILL DOES-
I need chef bobs recipes and tips
Love love love that the creators support chef Bob!
gluttony? I am that sin, the sin is me. I am Beelzebub.
I like how he said "I didn't know half of the planet is english illiterate"... who's gonna tell him?
Shout out to Chef Bob and his daughter for being so dignified in the face of that melting corn pad of a human being.
I would have never thought that I would seen a man that was so FUCKED UP
Damn, high tier insult
Absolutely beautiful insult
Can I write this down to use on someone I hate later??
It’s crazy to me how Andrew insinuates that overweight chefs are “unhealthy” in the first place… my grandparents immigrated from Italy and my whole upbringing I was always told to NOT eat food from a skinny chef because that means it can’t be good if the chef doesn’t even eat it
Yes
thats really dumb. my boyfriend went to culinary school, he's a great cook. he's also super skinny because of fast metabolism
It doesnt matter what the chef looks like you dont know if the food is good until you try it
@@jojo-xh5ik lmao it's a common joke calm down
i love how salty ppl are getting over the skinny chef thing lmao,, like obviously there are exceptions it's not a rule
i gleefully watched this while destroying a bag of funyions and a bowl of icecream
9:42 😭😭 OH MY GODD
As someone who's 22 with cancer, the sheer amount of "young people can't get cancer, you must have done something wrong" is staggering. Is every single oncology waiting room I sit in filled only with old people aside from me? Yup. It's just not overtly common for young people to get cancer, but it happens naturally (unfortunatly) regardless of enviroment and lifestyle. My doctors all triple checked and yeah, there was no cause they could see for my cancer, it was just... Something my body decided to do one day. Certainly not old enough for food to have been a factor in all this
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Wow, that sucks hopefully you can beat your cancer and stick it to these people and succeed when they said you couldn't
Same, i shared class witha girl who overcame cancer at 23(she luckily could get away from it) but had to get surgery in a dangerous place, her throat, because the tumor was there... so not only got it young, but also in a very risky place where soemtimes u have to accept your face if the tumor is too close to the artheries
Now she is happy, with a couple and 30, and hella healthy
Sh1t. I know someone in their 20’s who’s had cancer and it’s complete BS. Peoples attitudes towards it are either “you’re too young to get cancer,” or if you’re an elder individual then it’s almost like “well it’s only a matter of time,” you really can’t win. You’re either too young or too old for sh1t. Either way, I’m glad you beat the cancer and I’m hoping that it doesn’t come back and that you live a great life ❤
I think people often forget how camcerous cells actually form and become an issue. People see it as a semi-rare disease that you catch form old age and unhealthy habits, rather than the generic and literal lottery that it is.
I can readily count how many children I've seen have cancer and young people. It's definitely abnormal, and there's something causing this extreme influx of cancer, but it's definitely not directly a child or young persons fault lol, it's not the same as my family members that have died from lung cancer because they smoked for ✨years✨
The way he's always speaking in a hushed tone makes me assume he doesn't want his mommy in the next room to overhear him saying bad words
Or daddy to come in with the belt
Naaaaa, that's really taking it too far. I think that's just the way he speaks. He surely remembers to close his basement door after the ~incident~ where mommy caught him with his body pillow.
@@ichmeiner4531they are speaking the truth
"I like them skinny because they look smaller…more youthful"
Me:"Um... DRAKE I THINK I FOUND YA BROTHER-"
To be honest I think he’s just hangry 😂
As a Mexican, I think I'll say a few things about this: It's rather well known that every country has a special international dish right?
Well, Mexican food IS the special dish. Since 2010, Mexican cuisine has been officially regarded as an International TREASURE, and cultural staple of the world. (Even our drinks are highly valued!)
We just tend to have larger body types, I personally have a hard time finding good pants because I have good and strong hips (my hips can help me carry a big basket like the ones you see peasants use in movies or history media).
Speaking of history! Food related health concerns in Mexico only really began due to the USA's influence, that being, usage of preservatives in soldier's rations, which eventually spread to markets and to households.
Since Mexican culture has such a prevalent focus on family, and, to an extant, those you consider to be family (friends, neighbors and such), ingredients once were often locally grown, picked, prepared, and eaten on the same day.
With the eventual rise of supermarket goods, more long lasting foods available, as well as the introduction of fast food franchises, this has led to more food related health concerns, though nowhere near the level SOME PEOPLE may think.
It's more so unhealthy preservatives in food than the food itself. Mexican food is totally fine to eat, and it's wonderfully satisfying, it's even world-star certified levels of tasty!
To everyone: It is not the shape or size of your body that decides if you are healthy or not, it is what you do and don't do to that body that determines your health!
Gonna end this wall of text with a huge thank you to whoever took the time to read this, alongside sharing one of my favorite phrases ever!
"Your ancestors did not starve for you to do the same. It is a joy and an honor to live in the prosperity that they could only have dreamed of."
Thank you for reading, now go and have something yummy!
Absolutely. As far as I know the problem are the unregulated soda drinks, not the food. There is a good doc on it by Unreported World here on YT.
To be fair as an American that loves the palentina a little to much. Mexican food isn’t the healthiest thing, but as long you keep things basic tacos and stuff like huevos rancheros. You’re all good.
There is a reason for Mexican food being high calorie. Mainly being the fact that it’s traditionally a labor based society. Meaning you need a higher caloric intake.
@@FatBoy42069 alot of Mexican food is perfectly healthy
Thank you for your loving words in a small corner of the internet
I’m a Mexican, and every time I eat steaks or something I always have something healthy to the side like veggies and stuff
Imagine being the parent of a 15yr old asking a GROWN MAN why he would make their daughter sign a contract and he decides to respond with a thirst trap
a horrible thirst trap at that
It’s not even his editing that he used for the thirst trap. If you look in the top right you can see the CapCut logo.
@@GH0ST-LY you’re seriously defending this guy? ☠️
@@whokilledazrael No??? I was just saying that the editing in the thirst trap wasn’t even his.
@@whokilledazrael Actually I’m now a bit curious. Can you please tell me what part of my sentence gave off the impression I would defend the guy? I would like to fix andchange it so it doesn’t come off the way.
That guy's a walking, talking red flag🚩, getting children to sign NDAs?
He shouldn’t be considered a life coach, life coaches ACTUALLY try to help and don’t berate people
Exactly