WORST Christmas Movies on Tubi
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god i need to make some money so i can see that type of content
I thought this said “completely NAKED” and my heart skipped a whole fuckin beat holy shit
@@brittneyg6366LMAO
@@brittneyg6366SAME
That is the only way you should build a gingerbread house😏
The fact that not one but TWO of the movies had cancelling a life subscription is INSANE
no for real because why are they all so suicidal??
@@brianeatsualiveit's that time of year ti's the season of death 😂
Just like me fr! (don't worry i'm in therapy)
Like OMG 😂 Its a Christmas movie, not 13 reasons why😢
@@toxiczombiewolf5692 HELP THATS CRAZY
Child: Mommy, why aren't there any presents this year?
Mom: Because Santa played a drinking game with terrible Christmas movies and died of alcohol poisoning.
@ville__this is obviously spam but i love what it implies. how would this be your video?? are YOU frog? like how did you get this footage of them? did you kidnap them?
@ville__ womp womp
@ville__ My guy, your initial reply to my comment was replying to a female. Also, you are making a claim. Burden of proof is on you.
@ville__ so you are sexist, LGBTQIAA+phobic, and what else? I bet you have some strong opinions on immigrants. You are most likely under 15 too. Either way, you’re stupid.
I’m sorry what the shit happened in these replies
The budget for Christmas with Cookie was $1,000. And according to IMDB, most of that went into Cookie’s makeup
Oh gosh thats...fun...
That’s amazing. It’s a 2/10. At least it isn’t boring…. I think.
They made a Sequel I think... it's called Cookie locked up
@@TheSimmer713 LMFAO
@@Izzie_INTPHuh?! This slander shall not stand, Cristmas with Cookie is at least a 15/10
21:18 "I'm the Abominable Snowman Keeper, and _heeee_ was the only family _I'veeverknoooownnnnnnn!"_
_"YOU_ now know the pain ofwhatit feels like to have yo' insides _rrrrrrripped ouuuuttt!"_
An icon. A legend. Best actor ever. Celebrities can shove aside, Abominable Snowman Keeper is the next top star.
He’s gonna win an oscar
@@gachasuperheroes6794 HE BETTER
Give him an Oscar immediately
hollywood actors should aspire to be as good at acting as that man
This made me laugh till I had tears
Watching a curly haired non binary santa getting wasted watching christmas movies is a new sentance that will never be used again
so true
@ville__what videos?? You seem to be in the wrong place. Looking at your yt page you already seem like an incell so let’s take this carefully with replying
@ville__ Bro you're obsessed with Funky Frog Bait, take a breather and move on
@ville__ SHUT
What did the creepy person say?
As an aspiring filmmaker, I can only dream of making a movie as amazing as Christmas with Cookie
That would certainly be a movie
Good luck
Well, when it happens at least we'll know it was you now
Same with me. Hoping to be in the film industry someday. Christmas stories is something I can’t ever see myself directing, but I guess it would be fun directing a horror Christmas movie :)
I would love to be in a movie. I make monsters.
I gotta say, the filmmakers on Christmas with Cookie really have potential. That forced perspective on the first abominable snowman scene? Basically perfect.
ngl that one just sounds like a good horror comedy like no improvement needed its already perfect including the low budget only adding to it
♥️
I fucking love movies like Christmas with Cookie where you can tell the people involved only had $10 and a vision. It’s unironically such a pure form of creativity.
"I am haunted by my own inadequacies." is a banger of an opening line.
I dare Hallmark to top that one in their next holiday feature.
That's the best opening line I've ever seen
*walks into McDonald's.*
"im haunted by my own inadequacies."
Makes you wonder what he tells his therapist
i can’t believe funkyfrogbait is santa. this is unbelievable
I’m fucking crying
IM SHOOK
Wach your chimneys people 0_0
Throwing up and sobbing on the floor
I'm shaking
Honestly. 'Rest of the world dies, and Mr. And Mrs. Claus survive and wander the earth alone' is absolutely metal.
fr and ur pfp being alhaitham puts it all together
I wanna find that movie now.
So fucking metal
Their commitment to wear the beard the whole time is so impressive
@NotVille_ You mean they/their/them not she/her
@NotVille_funky frog goes by They/them and not she/her! 🥰
The Santa costume is hilariously a polar opposite of their personality I love it
POLAR opposite?
Wdym costume? That IS Santa!!!
@@madtophats880 yeah what do they mean are they suggesting Santa is not real 🧐
these goddamn liberals trying to convince us santa isn't real!!!!!!!!!!!! what's next??? rainbows aren't the communist leprechaun immigrants trying to turn our children gay?!?!? Make it make sense, joe!!!!!!!!😂😂
@@madtophats880lies, everyone knows that the real Santa is Russian
ok but... santa being sucked by a vortex in the sky while giving presents is such a good idea for a absurdist weird fun movie
@ville__ u hav3 no vid3o5...
Santa Isekai
@@astrealbrizbee9815these two words have changed my life thank you
I am in
There's no way the actors in Christmas with Cookie weren't laughing with every scene. I refuse to believe they made that movie with the intention of it being as good as possible
I keep laughing at the step dad's reaction to finding Noah under his car and Trey finding Sophia about to delete herself.
I know exactly what Trey was rolling up but I think it’s 1000x funnier to believe he’s rolling weed in green construction paper-
I choose to believe that as well
Watching them wear a Santa costume while making fun of bad Christmas movies is pure gold
Edit: people just accept that their pronouns are they/ them and move on please 😭
@@stela4843 that’s what I meant
Wait, is Funky trans/non-binary/whatever? Not judging, just asking
@@justanugget9806nonbi I think.
@@justanugget9806I think so they have it in their profile
I thought there were 2 for a minute 😂@@justanugget9806
i thought the censored thing at 7:20 was a viibrator and my hopes were crushed
💀💀💀
Dw me too
the difference between their total chill sober narration and absolutely pissed live reactions is sending me lol
“I’m haunted by my own inadequacies” is how I’m starting every conversation from this point forward lmao
😂😂😂😂😂
It’s the most wonderful time of the year: when my favorite commentary TH-camrs talk about terrible Christmas movies
16:52 No but, why did the kid get arrested?!
You're telling me he got arrested for running??
THAT"S WHAT I WAS THINKING TOO 🤣🤣🤣
The fact that there are so many movies with tons of money and no ideas, then there's Christmas with Cookie, which is tons of ideas and no money, gives me life. More of that please.
I'm 100% certain Christmas with Cookie is the said fever dream Sophia's Dad had while having that conversation with the Zombie Racoon.
THIS XD
@ville__You do know that spamming this on every comment just helps FunkyFrog in the algorithm?
@ville__ sure bud
I’m just gonna keep reporting ville for spam lmao
this is definitely a brand new sentence, ain't no way all these words have been put together before lmao
Tubi’s movies have the general vibe of finding out the Mona Lisa was shredded to paper mache a child’s piñata
I have met one person named Rock. I swear to God I am not lying when I tell you they named his twin brother Roland and called him Roll for short. Rock 'n Roll.
That’s absolutely beautiful
😂
I almost named myself Stick. Instead I went with a different noun
16:00 “WHOOOO DAYUMMMM” WHO REACTS LIKE THAT 😭😭💀
Watching funky slowly intoxicate themselves and get more and more wild with every scene is the most hilarious thing I’ve seen all day ☠️☠️
Herself*
@@mychannel-lp9iqno, they use they/them pronouns.
@@tippertemple2640 funkyfrog’s pronouns are literally on their youtube profile bestie, stop trying to incorrectly ‘correct’ everyone who actually respects and uses their preferred pronouns
@@tippertemple2640 why are you replying to litterly every comment that says they or them and saying the same hateful thing. Why do you even care? Respect their pronouns. It's not that hard
@@tippertemple2640 I'm not the one that needs to grow up in this situation hun. And why should I respect reality when you can't respect people or basic human decency.
Watching FunkyFrogBait slowly get more wasted while reacting to the movies was funny as hell to me
Edit: didnt expect this comment to blow up but i'm glad it did
I want this format, like, all the time. Lol
@ville__ I'm not sure I believe that
@ville__ This is just so funny to think about though because how can you prove this. It makes no sense lmao
@ville__ Lad Funky's been at this for years and yet your video section is as barren as the space in your head where a brain should be, almost no one believes you, give it up. It's beyond pathetic at this point
@ville__ get videos first because how is their own face not them? 💀
Watching them get progressively more plastered throughout the video is hilarious 😭😭
I'm not gonna lie, the delivery of that "Ohhhh daaaaamn" at 15:56 had me nearly dying
There are two types of Christmas movies:
"Christmas is about family and love and not all about the gifts"
"Wacky illegal shenanigans that cause several deaths and thousands of dollars in damage (Christmas DLC)"
Family christmas party vs the party you have afterwards with your friends :
I can't tell if Christmas with Cookie is more or less coherent with the holiday spirit influence. What a masterpiece
Not they dont u liar @ville__
bro, why are you always commenting on her videos? and why do you try to defame her by trying to spread rumours ?????@ville__
@@robynhenry6207It's a bot
18:51
Mf what cooking channel did we stumble upon
Funkyfrogbait just losing their mind while the most horrid Christmas movie plays is the best thing I think I’ve ever seen.
Her*
@@mychannel-lp9iq (they/them/theirs)
@@mychannel-lp9iq you again? How much time of your day have you spent erroneously correcting strangers?
@@mychannel-lp9iqThey’re*
@@mychannel-lp9iqTheir*
I think I speak for everyone when I say we NEED a movie review series where you watch bad budget films while, uh, "full of Christmas spirit". I haven't been feeling too festive and omfg this made my entire day
I completely agree and same, this has been the best part of christmas for me so far
You gonna keep spamming this on every comment? @ville__
@@neon.noir.27they do this on every video Funky uploads. They are sad and delusional.
Drunk Disney is a thing
@ville__like on tiktok?
tubi honestly has some cult classics, undiscovered gems, and ABSOLUTE HEINOUS CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY in their movie library, let me tell ya lol.
No but seriously I am unironically IN LOVE with the Abominable Snow Keeper's performance, genuinely the greatest thing I have ever seen, I aspire to act like that in future productions with all my heart
22:05 he went into the mouth like Mario going down the pipes 😂😂
Watching very bad Christmas movies on Tubi in a Santa costume while insanely drunk is such a vibe
Funky in a Santa costume is the only good surprise.
a costume? theyre obviously the real santa.
@ville__ Not my problem.
@ville__do you have like, any evidence at all
@ville__your a liar
15:34 that cut from him screaming had me struggling 😂
Christmas With Cookie is a true masterpiece.
The filming, the editing, the production and locations combined are just truly inspiring and emotional. I was very moved by the plot, and shed a few tears.
It deserves an Oscar for its great performance.
if someone doesn't barge in and yell "oh daaaaaaaamn" while i'm d*ing like the second movie's self ouchie wowie scene i'm coming back to life and doing it again
like idc if it's a peaceful moment with my future family in a quiet hospital or something, i expect SOMEONE to barge in and deliver the line. i will hire a paid mourner to do it if no one in my life will
This is the kind of goal I can get behind.
Ah, yes. What's a good Christmas movie without suicide?
Accurately captures the holiday spirit
it’s christmas and we’re all in misery 😔
19:43 colleen hoover would like this movie
9:15 (timestamp)
As someone who used to work at a spirit Halloween, I can 100% confirm we had coin scarves EXACTLY like that in our store.
I DID NOT expect them to wear the suit the whole time that’s some dedication 😭
I’ve always been on the naughty list. Wait.. what do you mean my parents just never bothered to buy me presents because they don’t love me?!
E-…are you okay man?😟
Someone give them a therapist as a gift this year….
a wave of reality I was not prepared for today☠
my christmas gift to you is Mind Numbing Gingerbread Noises (ASMR) (12 hours)
@@biggestastiest (gone right) (Santa came into my room at 3AM after listening to this, help)
16:08 “woahhhh damnnnnnn” I am dying
After watching this, I immediately had to go watch Christmas with Cookie. That was 1000% worth watching! I love the rap Cookie does too. There’s also the other movies “Christmas with Cookie: Locked Away” and “Christmas with Cookie: The Watching”. The abominable snowman keeper is played by Evan T. Mack if anyone was wondering.. 🎄🎅☃️
I just watched Christmas with Cookie: Locked Away. Not that great. :/ It’s just Cookie doing commentary over someone else’s movie. Doesn’t match the vibe of Christmas with Cookie. Christmas with Cookie was so creative and didn’t take itself too seriously.
Honestly, the guy almost error 404'ing his life in the first movie made it 100x better.
After coming back the last movie was hilarious and i need to watch it myself.
Fun fact: both the north and south poles are already a desert. They're called polar deserts. However, having hot, arid deserts around the poles on Earth is essentially impossible through normal means, global warming wouldn't be able to do that.
14:53 not the grandpa wearing overalls w no shirt underneath 😂
11:30 “MIAAA SOPHIAAAAAAA YOU STOLE MY HEARTT~ AND THEN I SHARRRR - TAHEDD~ soFIAA-“ “oh mY GOd” all and all great video like always cally! I am a little late but you can feel that Christmas spirit any time of the year!
i cant get over 15:40 just. the cut off scream
I’ve been completely obsessed with their content this month and I feel like the delight of seeing them in a Santa costume is my Christmas present from them
Her*
@@tippertemple2640it's their😻
Hey you have a stupid infestation in your reply section just so you know
@@tippertemple2640their*
@@tippertemple2640 I mean they’re still grammatically correct though. Singular their is a thing that exists.
imagine considering ending your subscription of existence and someone spots you, and their only reason is “OOOOH DAYYYMMN…”
Funky becoming unhinged as the video goes on as a nonbinary, alcoholic Santa Claus is pure entertainment.😂
I honestly started laughing uncontrollably when you did. WHO IS THIS DIRTY MAN?!
I didn't know I needed a Funky drunk Santa in my life, but now I can't imagine a Christmas without a Funky drunk Santa
nothing like watching funky get progessivally more drunk while watching bad Christmas movies while they're dressed as santa clause
13:22 Trey is actually a common nickname for the third of a name. Trey is derived from Tres which is Latin for three and started in Europe centuries ago.
that's exactly what I was saying
Christmas with Cookie was wild.
Why was santa wearing a mask? Aside from the fact its probably a handful of people being different characters with masks to cover that up given the budget of course.
I watched like half the movie and they say it's so he can hide his ugly burnt face (/srs)
You know it’s a good day when funky frog posts ❤
20:21 pretty much explains the entire plot of Supernatural
Please give this man some Chapstick 14:05 😭
hello my hero fan
I love when they dress up for the themes of their videos, it’s always so funny and adds a lot to the video (at least in my eyes)
She*
@@mychannel-lp9iq why are you replying to litterly every comment that says they or them and saying the same hateful thing. Why do you even care? Respect their pronouns. It's not that hard
@@mychannel-lp9iqthey*
@@mychannel-lp9iq them* what a silly typo u made
@@mychannel-lp9iq get a life dude
"Ooh Those elves did a good job." Had me rolling! keep up the good work!
18:12 love the fact that the north pole melted because of global warming, but somehow grew foliage
The way Cali laughs reminds me of Dolly Parton. Just, it’s such a pure laugh, it makes me smile:)
Christmas is that time of the year where commentary youtubers all make a video about the worst christmas movies they could find, and i fucking love it
8:05 my exact reaction to all these films.
7:54 RATED PG?! With a suicide scene?! 😳
Merry Christmas!! Thanks for always making my day with your amazing videos 😊❤
Man, Funky’s laugh is so contagious. I could barely make it through the video without a good old chuckle
"Please, please, this is a business dinner. Don't call me the space cowboy or the gangster of love. Please...call me Maurice."
Thank you so much, from an old woman
the way funky starts screaming at 7:24 is the best thing ever
12:07 holy shit i thought that was Snerixx for a second 😢😢
Idk if this makes sense but the abominable snowman keeper is delivering his lines like an auctioneer.
Yes
your videos make my day even when my judgmental family talks crap about everyone during the holidays
“This is a very localized snowstorm” HAD ME FUCKING ROLLING
I saw one on tubi that was a cartoon, and it was santa and 2 reindeer awfully rendered. They would sing songs and dance and at times it looked like their limbs were being twisted off amd contorted. Genuinely terrifying. Definitely low budget and the audio was insane
I can't believe they did a collab with santa himself for this vid, how jolly
Thank gods. Something to watch while I work this dead as fuck shift at a sandwich shop.
22:41 peace out cookie!
24:00 I always get sad when I hear the end credits song, but I will remember this for future viewings 😭
Funky Claus is so funky fresh that I suddenly started ascending and my dads baldness was suddenly cured
WHAT-💀💀
@@Venetiaisslay sorry I got silly
their reactions absolutely choke me i love this channel so much
@ville__bro shut up
@ville__Hey, here's the attention you ordered
@ville__ The best part about this isn't only that you're trying to correct people with pronouns that Funky doesn't use, but it's also that you are still grammatically incorrect by saying "she" instead of "her" 💀
“Takes his ‘Rooty McShooty’, to Cancel his Life Subscription!”
THAT CRACKED ME UP in ALL THE WEIRD WAYS!
i like how you got too drunk to even continue the drinking game, you looked so zoned out 🤣
7:31 ngl i thought it was smth else that was long and had to be censored-
Merry Christmas Funky, we appreciate the time and effort you put into your videos. When I see you post, it makes my entire day better.
If I had a nickel for every time a low budget Christmas movie had someone ready to commit unalive self, I'd have two nickels, which isn't much, but it's weird that it happened twice.
Christmas with Cookie is so insane and looks like it would be so enjoyable while high or just while dead tired.
I honestly think you should make more low budget bad movie reviews, they’re really enjoyable.
Love your content!
I love when santa laughs so hard they have to grab their beard from falling off
4:30 While I doubt this is why they did it, *technically* it is possible for a black mother to make a completely white looking baby. I’ve seen examples of it before, as long as the genes are in there it’s possible-even throwback genes can resurface sometimes. I have an aunt who’s basically white with a typical black nose-and she’s freckled all over. When she goes blonde or brunette you wouldn’t know what she was immediately tbh. Also her parents are both dark skinned, but apparently she got her genes from like her great grandmother who was light. Humans are weird🤷🏾