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  • @adyari808
    @adyari808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7244

    when youre Hello Kitty outside and Rambo Inside.

    • @XIIIphobos
      @XIIIphobos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      David Mc i think her doing sexual stuff has some good shock value to it because of her being japanese

    • @ahnrho
      @ahnrho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh shit.

    • @GungfuRichard
      @GungfuRichard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Outside is living tissue, sweat, hair, bad breath, human. But underneath is The Terminator.

    • @kennethjenkins1094
      @kennethjenkins1094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I am old school, I like hair down there! lol

    • @bayareaartist999
      @bayareaartist999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's hello kitty anyway.

  • @A.C.71
    @A.C.71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2235

    The fact we can laugh today with a japanese woman joking about the us bombing japan years ago shows there is always hope for things to get better.

    • @A.C.71
      @A.C.71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@Tyler Moore This too can change. Don't ever count God's ability to change hearts and minds. It's happening right now..people are waking up to how the left has manipulated people for their vote for instance. He has people here for this very purpose I.e Candace Owens is just one example of someone who is making a big impact. Change can take time given we have free will..but things are constantly changing. Focus your energy on good things and good things happen, focus on bad things, and bad things happen..it's just the way it works. God Bless

    • @johnlane2395
      @johnlane2395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@A.C.71 Being a Veteran I am against any traitor foreign or domestic, trump is not a true patriot, siding with putin instead of our men and women serving our nation, he is a false republican and does not represent my conservative and national view, if you support the traitor then you are no better than him.

    • @ItsBritneyBitch1
      @ItsBritneyBitch1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @Tyler Moore BLM is about what is CURRENTLY happening TODAY. The racism that black people face today. You and Trump seem to share one braincell together, congrats..

    • @Likesandonthebeach
      @Likesandonthebeach 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Tyler Moore Tyler!! no :( :( things are still unequal today and haven't changed from when they were created during slavery so people are trying to fix them. Reparations may sound crazy but people deserve them and it redistributes wealth!! Which is good for you Tyler 💞😭💞😭💞💖💖💖💝💘💘💘😍😍🤠💛

    • @abiodun-b9
      @abiodun-b9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @tyler Moore
      Are you clueless, or in denial, or just oblivious?

  • @natib7365
    @natib7365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4214

    Listening to Yumi is like a guided meditation of savagery.

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Truly !

    • @AK-jt7kh
      @AK-jt7kh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol!!! Very true!

    • @ritzkashyap8288
      @ritzkashyap8288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Very well put

    • @ayumis5452
      @ayumis5452 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @Pinionistus
      @Pinionistus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Broken with hyena kind of laugh in between.

  • @Michelle.Leslie
    @Michelle.Leslie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    Thank you YT algorithm for introducing me to Yumi. She's hilarious. 😂

    • @DT-eg4ip
      @DT-eg4ip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      why is she moving the table?

    • @davidc5820
      @davidc5820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like twice

    • @HerbalMoon17
      @HerbalMoon17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was a suggested clip on Instagram for me. (Different clip, but I wanted to see more of Yumi. LOL)

    • @MsFuzzipoo
      @MsFuzzipoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup, just discovered her today. Love her!

    • @zaaracervantes9740
      @zaaracervantes9740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michelle you lookin hella sexy

  • @AntonioRibeiro-qs3fy
    @AntonioRibeiro-qs3fy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1145

    This woman is breaking all kind of stereo types or expectations regarding female comedians...let alone hot women...she has genuinely hilarious jokes..Bravo Yu

    • @victoriannecastle
      @victoriannecastle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Breaking Stereotypes of females comedian???
      Uhm ...
      Amy S?

    • @AntonioRibeiro-qs3fy
      @AntonioRibeiro-qs3fy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@victoriannecastle Yeah maybe Amy S too....I didn't say Yumi is the only one. Amy is just not as gorgeous and as funny as Yumi though

    • @john-jamesblanchette6607
      @john-jamesblanchette6607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@victoriannecastle Amy Schumer is the stereotype she is actively combatting LMAO

    • @suj4924
      @suj4924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only Yu ? What about Me

    • @michaelmano7261
      @michaelmano7261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not just women. Have you seen Japanese comedians. Their humour is like a dude wearing nothing but short shorts in the snow.

  • @SoonKyu515
    @SoonKyu515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2379

    "Because they are guilty of NAKASAKI and HIROSHIMA" LOL man this girl is born to use this as a punchline lol

    • @KEEMBO7
      @KEEMBO7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      SoonKyu515 Nagasaki

    • @danroffee4904
      @danroffee4904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nanking

    • @dudescrawny5859
      @dudescrawny5859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Yeah, that joke was the *bomb*

    • @dauphongii
      @dauphongii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Plus one

    • @dudescrawny5859
      @dudescrawny5859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Noah Berger ah, pure and innocent. You wouldn't understand yet.

  • @sirpfa
    @sirpfa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3691

    Honestly! Im kinda speechless... How is it possible to talk about such intimate things so dirty and open and yet still be cute and not vulgar? I think this is her superpower...
    She can talk about whole adult move or play in one and still make it look or sound as innocent as cartoon where a butterfly is dancing with flowers...

    • @akatsukiadecerez5525
      @akatsukiadecerez5525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Cuz she is a japanese ..

    • @sirpfa
      @sirpfa 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Akatsuki Adecerez so your saying all Japanese are like this?:)

    • @akatsukiadecerez5525
      @akatsukiadecerez5525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@sirpfa I am not saying all but most of the Japanese has this kind of ability..

    • @sirpfa
      @sirpfa 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Akatsuki Adecerez where are you from your self?

    • @fastballonly
      @fastballonly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @Lucas Cruz Oh, get a grip. It was just a compliment by the poster.

  • @jucy588
    @jucy588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2564

    Oh god when she talk about Japanese porn and the dude went "Oh yeah"
    God I was almost crying
    😂😂😂

    • @jucy588
      @jucy588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Bhum Brahmavira not necessarily, but sometimes yeah

    • @futurestoryteller
      @futurestoryteller 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not at all, I want them to cry because it's intense, not because it's starting.

    • @matthewlewis9996
      @matthewlewis9996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Bhum Brahmavira can't. Cant stand the whimpering. Fucking annoying.

    • @bandostyle
      @bandostyle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why japanese porn girls cries? I mean Is bloody annoying!

    • @shawnlee8573
      @shawnlee8573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@bandostyle they always act like virgin 😂

  • @youaintready1006
    @youaintready1006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    This lady legit figured out a unique comedy style. Good on her. She's actually super funny and her timing/delivery is great!

  • @guycalgary7800
    @guycalgary7800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    Her humour hits like a pearl harbour sneak attack !

    • @squidwardssoul631
      @squidwardssoul631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Duuuuude! 😱🤣🤣

    • @bijoyxxx4267
      @bijoyxxx4267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This is million likes comnent...

    • @vishwajeetpandey7392
      @vishwajeetpandey7392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Surely what happened next was a disaster

    • @EzEcHiEl1121
      @EzEcHiEl1121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@vishwajeetpandey7392 it was bomb

    • @pradhyuman05
      @pradhyuman05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's too much....😂😂😂

  • @kasparnguyen7979
    @kasparnguyen7979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1972

    I like that she's using the sweet innocent anime Japanese stereotype to deliver her vicious brand of bukkake-in-your-face savage humour 😂 its a strange juxtaposition but its definitely working for her.

    • @AK-jt7kh
      @AK-jt7kh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Kaspar Nguyen Her humor is DARK! Wow. You’re right - the stage persona she uses definitely didn’t prepare me for that!

    • @claymarquess.2213
      @claymarquess.2213 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I, like YUMI MOE,,,,

    • @jonathanhains814
      @jonathanhains814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where else would bukkake be?

    • @bryanfongo327
      @bryanfongo327 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jonathanhains814 on tits, but mostly every-fuckin-where

    • @aronnemcsik
      @aronnemcsik 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jonathanhains814 on tits. Cuz you're a gentleman.

  • @MIAninjas
    @MIAninjas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4497

    Yumi: Hello.
    Crowd: *HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

    • @justagosling
      @justagosling 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Theres always 2 or 3 girls in the crowd fucking shit up

    • @lorean_987
      @lorean_987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@matthewlewis9996 wtf

    • @matthewlewis9996
      @matthewlewis9996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lorean_987 wtfw? You dont have a sense of humor?

    • @lorean_987
      @lorean_987 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@matthewlewis9996 i dont know do i have one sweaty?

    • @matthewlewis9996
      @matthewlewis9996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lorean_987 your wtf comment makes me think that you don't

  • @yogodagorah5928
    @yogodagorah5928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    Her timing is so impressive. Imagine being able to write stuff as fresh and funny as Yumi, then being able to deliver it with such point-perfect timing, all in a language whose cadence is as different from your native tongue as English is from Japanese. Now imagine making it look and sound so easy and natural, and appreciate her skills even more.

    • @Theohybrid
      @Theohybrid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same same smae

    • @acarroll1714
      @acarroll1714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s probably really natural for her because she’s adjusted to America and Japan.

    • @ryadinstormblessed8308
      @ryadinstormblessed8308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's definitely funny--but listen to the part when she's asking the person's name then apologizes. She slips out of character for a moment and drops the accent. Throughout her comedy, she's emphasizing her old accent for comedic effect, it's not really how she still talks. As she said, she's westernized. But I'm not detracting from her at all, it's still hilarious and impressive. She has the terrific insight, wry wisdom, vulnerability and timing that a great comic needs.

    • @okieto
      @okieto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ryadinstormblessed8308 I picked up on that too. Was thinking she probably doesn’t have that strong of an accent IRL.

    • @lockandloadlikehell
      @lockandloadlikehell 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryadinstormblessed8308 she's absolutely not hilarious
      Not even close

  • @kayyahya4901
    @kayyahya4901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Ok, Yumi deserves a Netflix special, without a doubt. She is so contradictory, it's oddly amusing and very refreshing.

  • @mikamika5414
    @mikamika5414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    As a Japanese, I have some mixed feelings watching this😂😂😂
    Her jokes are hilarious but somehow makes me want to escape from Japan😂😂😂

    • @aidariko4030
      @aidariko4030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No pls.. it makes u guys more fun!!!

  • @JibranAmmad
    @JibranAmmad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1306

    "busy crying" instantly dead

    • @Retodd._.
      @Retodd._. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I didn’t get that

    • @bopon4090
      @bopon4090 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Retodd._. noob

    • @Retodd._.
      @Retodd._. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bopon4090 who let the Indian talk

  • @thepoolhustlerman
    @thepoolhustlerman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    5:52 Flying goose will never sound the same again.

    • @alice_radio
      @alice_radio 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      thepoolhustlerman hahahahhahaha

    • @Alrion1704
      @Alrion1704 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/G8tT-uKj3Ls/w-d-xo.html

    • @JurassicLion2049
      @JurassicLion2049 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      thepoolhustlerman i dont know what that is and I dont think I want to know now.

    • @Alrion1704
      @Alrion1704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JurassicLion2049 we are talking about birds.

    • @Token_Nerd
      @Token_Nerd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      IKR?! And I go to the University of Waterloo, our mascot is a freaking Canada goose.

  • @Biobele
    @Biobele 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1332

    She'll move that stool all the way to Japan. Great piece tho

    • @postmelon645
      @postmelon645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @StealthyMonk ohhh, smart

    • @shawnx7230
      @shawnx7230 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao

    • @augusts1
      @augusts1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @StealthyMonk she didn't need to move the stool every time she looked at it though. Thought that was strange.

    • @Rizaldjohan
      @Rizaldjohan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@augusts1 I f ind that strange too but maybe that's just her method to remember that she has done one bit onto another

    • @potatoracer6137
      @potatoracer6137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DublinGreen 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jonathanhains814
    @jonathanhains814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    As an American guy that has worked in Japanese companies in the US for over 25 years, Yumi is SO skilled at taking advantage of stereotypes that it is really especially hilarious for me.

    • @TheAmericaninchina
      @TheAmericaninchina 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wtf does your working in Japan have to do with it? I’ve never worked there and she’s great. It’s about her not you.

    • @harjeetsinghbrar6987
      @harjeetsinghbrar6987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheAmericaninchina He's not working in Japan. He's working in Japanese companies which are located inside USA.
      Also, there are specific stereotypes (not general stereotypes) related to work culture of such companies which keep circulating. Only a worker who has experienced these things can relate to that.
      He's just telling how those things helped him to enjoy this video even better.
      Nothing wrong with that.

  • @CyberEJ
    @CyberEJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Seeing her saying something filthy and then look shy is hilarious. It's watching the internal battle of Japanese yumi vs Canadian yumi. Fab video. Super cute accent too!

  • @pr0gengoo96
    @pr0gengoo96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4404

    Nobody :
    Litterally not a single soul :
    Yumi : I bEc0me hOrnY in aPriL

    • @jessy7641
      @jessy7641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂

    • @davecahyo
      @davecahyo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      That was super random 😂😂

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ok...so it's weird...? Because I do too!!!

    • @Icythot-m6i
      @Icythot-m6i 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      "Your Vag In April" was such a good anime

    • @Ichisamui
      @Ichisamui 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Glad my bday comes in april xD

  • @DanishKhan-mx3ec
    @DanishKhan-mx3ec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1434

    I feel bad for her boyfriend, it's been 6 months and he still hasn't improved his work down there😂

    • @JediTridae
      @JediTridae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @Will Pack I think he's referring to the fact that she's had that part in her routine for a while now.

    • @germanher7528
      @germanher7528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Will Pack sadly your joke failed

    • @DanishKhan-mx3ec
      @DanishKhan-mx3ec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JediTridae thank you explaining my point 😂

    • @nerdpoindexter
      @nerdpoindexter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If that's the case I feel more badly for her lol

    • @justapassingbycommenterrem5642
      @justapassingbycommenterrem5642 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @georgiebailey5195
    @georgiebailey5195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    You're always giggling at your own jokes and its honestly the cutest thing

    • @blammmed
      @blammmed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      shes laughing at peoples laughs lmao

  • @sjukfan
    @sjukfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "Eww... I get it, it's weird. Who hunts dolphins?"
    I wasn't ready for that :-D :-D :-D

  • @Thi-Nguyen
    @Thi-Nguyen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I just love how she covers her mouth when she laughs. It’s so Japanese and so cute, innocent.

  • @irfinity
    @irfinity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1402

    Anyone else notice that one lady uncontrollably laughing!

    • @deanosslewis
      @deanosslewis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Cant miss it. Bad sound balance.

    • @wisdomleader85
      @wisdomleader85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It was truly hysterical.

    • @lunjai1414
      @lunjai1414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      not even laughing at punchlines, just laughing when she said anything

    • @masroorahmedkhan5028
      @masroorahmedkhan5028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      She was planted

    • @masroorahmedkhan5028
      @masroorahmedkhan5028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Japanese only laughing

  • @ralphbrito
    @ralphbrito 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1050

    Netflix special now please.

    • @kernell32bcn
      @kernell32bcn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ⬆️⬆️This!

    • @laneeric
      @laneeric 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      While I like her jokes, this is her entire bit. It's been reposted a billion times.

    • @ralphbrito
      @ralphbrito 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@laneeric surely she'd write fresh material for a special... maybe use this comment in it. Also, netflix has given specials to worse comedians...

    • @kernell32bcn
      @kernell32bcn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@laneeric that's the whole point. On hour so she can write more jokes.

    • @ThemissouriTraveler
      @ThemissouriTraveler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree. She definitely deserves it.

  • @anandvermaearth
    @anandvermaearth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Gem of a performer :)
    What a globalized world we live in...Watching an outstanding Japanese performer in Canada...recommended by a Russian to an Indian living in Switzerland :)
    World is getting happier and better and thanks a lot to @yumitube for such a refreshing content ;)

    • @stevennunez6013
      @stevennunez6013 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dr

    • @acarroll1714
      @acarroll1714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I need to get globalized. I’m stuck in Florida.

    • @himmsingz
      @himmsingz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You summed it up well!

  • @jimmymurphy906
    @jimmymurphy906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    She is amazing at comedy, down right gorgeous. She needs her own show!!! I'm in love :)

  • @delisyus
    @delisyus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how she is so soft spoken and sound so soothing yet very savage and her timing is on point. Makes you want to listen better!

  • @emjayscat5947
    @emjayscat5947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    You are fearless...AND you bring a smile to our sad faces. Bless you Yumi. Thank you...for existing.

  • @zane4575
    @zane4575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    There's always one laughing above everyone else.
    It's not a contest ffs.

    • @DIgitusSmartas
      @DIgitusSmartas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Its contagious dude, first laugh at joke than at other ppl laughing.

    • @Yoko684
      @Yoko684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably some desperate thirsty white boii wants to score

    • @InertiaEffect
      @InertiaEffect 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What if people are just enjoying themselves.

    • @jerrycue
      @jerrycue 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because someone is always nearer to the microphone.

  • @thommytsunami
    @thommytsunami 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    The timing on "like twice" was spot on.

  • @sebastianrex6697
    @sebastianrex6697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Never in my life I thought I'll run to grab my headset for stand up comedy clip....just awesome

  • @caramelkisses8396
    @caramelkisses8396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I don't even know how this got on my recommendations but I'm binging!!! She is soooo freakin funny! Awesome

  • @kurti4796
    @kurti4796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    I hope soooo badly that Yumi get a hour special or even half n hour I love her soooo much!!!!! She is AWESOME!!!

  • @demonitized6208
    @demonitized6208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    Yumi: hey hey hey
    Audience: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH

  • @lifesurfer2417
    @lifesurfer2417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    The "sweet bite", lol. That's why Yumi Hiroshima is one of my fave comedians.

    • @qamarpasha2818
      @qamarpasha2818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Life Surfer it is Nagashima= Nagasaki+Hiroshima

    • @SV-pv6km
      @SV-pv6km 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@qamarpasha2818 r/woosh

    • @reehatyonin
      @reehatyonin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@qamarpasha2818 r/woosh so hard its actually funny

    • @thomasleedds5402
      @thomasleedds5402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You must be white.

    • @rexxbailey2764
      @rexxbailey2764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      SHE CLEARLY MENTIONED SHE IS NAGASAKI U FREAK !!! >:(

  • @ivoryandgold88
    @ivoryandgold88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    OMG she's hilarious! I think I've found my favorite female comedian! 😂🤣

  • @eat_pray_porg8450
    @eat_pray_porg8450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Yumi is so savage. A very unique voice in stand-up comedy, for sure!

  • @wendynerd1199
    @wendynerd1199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    "I can't talk dirty". I do not believe that.

    • @rogerbarrett8204
      @rogerbarrett8204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      When a girl says she can't talk dirty, she's fucking lying! And don't believe her when she says she ain't freaky neither.

    • @biglicker4473
      @biglicker4473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Roger Barrett very true 😂 man do i have stories about this one japanese girl i dated named yi

    • @lilsammich8252
      @lilsammich8252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She's playing hard to get.

    • @rjun152
      @rjun152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol maybe when she talk dirty it turns out cute like this one..

  • @kolekole6017
    @kolekole6017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2922

    Oh wow, a female comedian doing "dirty" jokes without sounding gross. I didn't know that was possible. Amy schumer could learn a thing or two from her.

    • @karbiguy9972
      @karbiguy9972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kole Kole definitely

    • @keithklassen5320
      @keithklassen5320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Or you could just deal with the fact that lots of comedians use grossness.

    • @DalePWhyte
      @DalePWhyte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      But Amy Schumer says "vagina" a lot and it would be sexist not to laugh.

    • @michaelmacdonald334
      @michaelmacdonald334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Don't worry, it's Amy Schumer, give her time and she will be along to steal Yumi's jokes.

    • @DM-nw5lu
      @DM-nw5lu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Dirty jokes are usually poorly executed by men aswell. But men get a free pass because we as a society for whatever reason decided that men are funny even though many of them aren't.

  • @Ryuuthegreat
    @Ryuuthegreat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Dirty mind with creative sarcasm: definition of a perfect human

  • @five2112
    @five2112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm addicted to the delivery of all your jokes. It's so careful and courteous, and the punchline arrives and BAM! :D

  • @diamantinoalberto688
    @diamantinoalberto688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    It’s been a long while since I legitimately laughed out loudly with stand up jokes. You rock Yumi

  • @irongamingyt1104
    @irongamingyt1104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Love the way she delivers the joke. Made my day! 😂lol

  • @m.lmuneer2327
    @m.lmuneer2327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    She's so intelligent and the way she times her jokes is totally brilliant . I love it!

  • @janekaha
    @janekaha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Even if she is doing a dirty joke it didn’t feel nasty..!! She is adorable and a real keeper..!! Why didn’t I saw her before. 😘

    • @eternalreign2313
      @eternalreign2313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probably because she's adorable lol? If she looked like Amy Shumer you'd be disgusted.

    • @miss420mj
      @miss420mj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@eternalreign2313 Yumi has a way of delivering the things she says in an oddly vulgarly-graceful way..whereas Amy..well, I don't really have anything nice to say other than she's just not funny. I mean she's brave for trying to be, she's got that...but that's it.

  • @idkt0ri189
    @idkt0ri189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    the way she covers her mouth after saying the most profane thing omg i love her skdjhf

  • @f.mazz.459
    @f.mazz.459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love Yumi Nagashima 💘. Her cuteness, accent and witty comedy is an irresistible combination 😍

  • @opufy
    @opufy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    2:29 “oh wah, creepy white man -_-“

    • @greggdrake
      @greggdrake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      White wolf spotted lol

    • @binaryvoid0101
      @binaryvoid0101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lots of creepy White men.

  • @mania4gaming510
    @mania4gaming510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Dat voice can clam down any men

  • @miss420mj
    @miss420mj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    🤣 Listened/somewhat watched this on my walk with my pup this evening and Yumi had me laughing out loud lol what a great bit!!
    Thank You and More Please!!

  • @ryadinstormblessed8308
    @ryadinstormblessed8308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I think she would be great as a sitcom actor / writer. She'd be the character who's often just quietly in the background as all the loud people are making a fuss, then she suddenly and quietly inserts some ridiculously poignant observation and just destroys their entire situation, all the while looking completely innocent, but hiding a raucous internal laugh beneath the surface that only manifests as that mischievous twinkle in her eye.

    • @IronCan88
      @IronCan88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She'd probably be great in The Office

  • @JRyoutube09
    @JRyoutube09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I have not laughed this hard in forever. I never heard seen this style before. wow she's a genius

  • @DavidSmith-qo1se
    @DavidSmith-qo1se 5 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    I enjoy her act, but the audience is louder than she is and so I can't her her.

    • @net_lag
      @net_lag 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *her her

    • @advena688
      @advena688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@net_lag *Hearer

    • @anya_winters2274
      @anya_winters2274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I_360_No_scoped_JFK *Herear

    • @dayjabland6398
      @dayjabland6398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @I_360_No_scoped_JFK *career

    • @rffs07
      @rffs07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @I_360_No_scoped_JFK *Hodor

  • @jooesubliminals6581
    @jooesubliminals6581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    No one:
    Absolutly no one:
    That one person in the crowd:
    "HUE HUE HUE HUE"

  • @itbetay8490
    @itbetay8490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This is HILARIOUS!! I’ve found my new favorite comedian 😂😂

  • @rafshantik
    @rafshantik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    People started laughing when she came to stage. I feel that. Even I would laugh if I see Mr Bean, even if he's dead serious 😂

  • @earlgrey9964
    @earlgrey9964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Laughed so hard my hernia popped out. Need to see an hour special of this gal. She's terrific.

  • @squidwardssoul631
    @squidwardssoul631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    SHE'S DRUNKKK🤣🤣🤣🤣
    *Tnnn Tnnn Tnnnnnn*
    "Your next stop is... jumping in front of the train"
    LAMAOO 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣

  • @DaveMorgan
    @DaveMorgan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    You're so funny! I could listen to you for hours. Go Yumi!

  • @vikinglore1066
    @vikinglore1066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Absolutely adorable and hilarious!!! I laughed from beginning to end....well done! Keep up the fantastic work! Those jokes were the perfect blend of dirty and funny without being over the top. Very impressive.

  • @bubbercakes528
    @bubbercakes528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    She is awesome! Her voice is so funny; like a six year old telling dirty jokes! Way cute.

  • @shrimboy7492
    @shrimboy7492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Yumi is lethal with her 'friendly' demeanor. She cut u in a million ways and u think she's making fun of someone else. LMAO

  •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Hahahaha! Great dirty jokes Yumi. Keep up the great humor.

  • @lukenzur1667
    @lukenzur1667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Looking GREAT Yumi! Blunt honesty is the best comedy - get'em girl! You have my love :)

  • @TampaJohn
    @TampaJohn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’m glad I found her on here. She’s hilarious. She needs her own HBO special.

  • @johnspence8141
    @johnspence8141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just saw this for first time, very very funny. I've done a few standups, great timing, great crowd connection.

  • @nickhall9873
    @nickhall9873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I will never hear geese migrate the same... I’m okay with that. 😂

  • @LanningKann
    @LanningKann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Great comic! Raunchy yet funny as hell. She’s got a career!

  • @ericwilliams398
    @ericwilliams398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    It’s weird.....who hunts dolphins??? 😂

  • @HeyItsRicki85
    @HeyItsRicki85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yumi you are amazing, funniest lady comedian I've heard in a long time 💗

  • @ttheway2life157
    @ttheway2life157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is going to be a great comedian. Awesome confidence in her material. Cheers Yumi

  • @brucewilson1958
    @brucewilson1958 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    She is utterly unique among comedians...and that is a delight. Bravo!

  • @jena1513
    @jena1513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I am speechless. Like literally, my mind just shut down.

  • @bhowmikpratik2012
    @bhowmikpratik2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is awesome. She has a unique grace to speak about the most intimate thing in most cute way it's mind bogling. Btw kudos to the Sweet Bite.

  • @parag93681
    @parag93681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yumiiiiiiii sooo cutee... Loved it soo much... The tone and timing... Soo awesome.... So sweet and simple... Beautifully performed... Post moreeee

  • @MattNeufy
    @MattNeufy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’d post a comment but it looks like it’s all been taken care of by you beautiful people!
    What a Canadian legend! Glad to have you this side of the pond Yumi!

  • @afroscandalous2847
    @afroscandalous2847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just discovered you Yumi and you can be sure that I'm addicted already! Bravo you savage queen!

  • @constablebentonfraser5014
    @constablebentonfraser5014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You kill it everytime.
    Your standup is laugh out loud deadpan genius.
    I love you.

  • @s4ppyb855
    @s4ppyb855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    She should do a show a with Andrew Schulz, it's gonna be a banger to watch.

    • @kevinking2380
      @kevinking2380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      S4PPY B that’s what’s up

  • @crimsonshade8125
    @crimsonshade8125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    My mother banished me from home too. My bush shames our family.

  • @letitgrow9343
    @letitgrow9343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Honestly, she is one of the most bravest and funniest Japanese person I know. Please keep it up!!

  • @dinoroar6065
    @dinoroar6065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The woman laughing in the background is having the time of her life...

  • @Draolven
    @Draolven 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My new girl crush. You are so down to earth with spot on timing and a special flair. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Great material!

  • @Omuretsu
    @Omuretsu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Hilarious Yumi😂. Keep it up. My wife is Japanese and we really enjoy your comedy.

  • @julzamidala2865
    @julzamidala2865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Yumi love your set! You get better and better every time!

  • @thedarknessunderneathpodca6366
    @thedarknessunderneathpodca6366 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is one of my new favorite comedians. She is hilarious.

  • @jos487
    @jos487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m a big fan of stand up comedy, but she’s on another planet entirely. I’m binge watching all of her videos lmao can’t believe I didn’t stumble upon her sooner

  • @timid8304
    @timid8304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    She BODIED this whole set! I just kind of stumbled onto her by getting lost in TH-cam and she is so damn funny and pretty af too she should definitely get a deal with Netflix 🙌🏼 ❤️ I have been looking for a good comedian to watch and she is hilarious! I can’t wait to show my sis 😂😂

  • @darwinira9516
    @darwinira9516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I am crackin up!! Damn sad and frustrated at work today, this clip made me laugh!! Its been a while. Arigatou Yumi!!

  • @paulradford5483
    @paulradford5483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Very funny! Found you by chance and laughed a lot.. sure a netflix special is just around the corner

  • @lotuskoko
    @lotuskoko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    Why is it always the ones with the worst laughs that are the loudest?

    • @seadog2396
      @seadog2396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep. So right.

    • @lloydthomas2896
      @lloydthomas2896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Eg.
      Jimmy Carr

    • @Amine1234-r6p
      @Amine1234-r6p 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Тавилан юм даа. It should be

    • @reynaldiobabym4129
      @reynaldiobabym4129 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @josephj.griffin7933
      @josephj.griffin7933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That seems to be in any show that's for sure. And they're either the loudest or just closer to the damn other microphones if they're already because it sure seems like there must be.

  • @BangiranaAllan
    @BangiranaAllan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    'Your next stop is, jumping in front of the train' that hit deep but funny as hell

  • @stephenmathew2633
    @stephenmathew2633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I really love the way she delivers her jokes. Hopefully yumi will be very famous and I will be to see her perform when she tours to my country🙈

  • @grendelum
    @grendelum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love your sets Yumi !! As an American who lived in Tokyo for awhile, I think there’s a direct correlation between the acceptance of slurping sounds in public while eating and your _”sweet bite”..._ something to think on 😉

  • @idontgetlife9471
    @idontgetlife9471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like how calm Yumis voice is it makes it more funny

  • @mitchelltannis
    @mitchelltannis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    any stand-up that makes me laugh and teaches me new skills for the bedroom is a winner

  • @engie75
    @engie75 ปีที่แล้ว

    The “big bush” just got me howling 😂😅