Ok. Why isn’t she on Kimmel, Corbett or some of the other late night shows. Yumi is outstanding!!!! She has that petite shy Japanese woman thing going on and the wit as sharpe as a Samurai’s sword.
Honestly! Im kinda speechless... How is it possible to talk about such intimate things so dirty and open and yet still be cute and not vulgar? I think this is her superpower... She can talk about whole adult move or play in one and still make it look or sound as innocent as cartoon where a butterfly is dancing with flowers...
Yeah, she's pretty easy to like. She has a laugh at everyone in good spirit. It seems the majority of comedians currently being promoted tend towards having a divisive agenda.
i'm depressed... someone like amy schumer is granted big stages, tv-specials and the money that comes with this, but someone who is actually funny gets not the deserved fame :(
I don't get all the hate directed at Amy Schumer. Have you even been to one of her shows? And there are plenty of famous and rich male comedians who aren't the funniest/best in their field - but no one laments their commercial success. It's just strange how people fixate negatively on women once they succeed - especially in male dominated fields like comedy.
Ew. People need to stop acting like women need to compete all the time and only one can be the winner. It's not a competition. Amy Schumer is not taking away from other female comedians by being successful. If anything she is paving the way for others.
Prasad Amberkar she did not mention if white people were good tippers. They probably are😂. I guess black people are not into eating sushi of naked bodies 🤓
Steve: It is a misconception that people can automatically please somebody of the same sex better than somebody of the opposite sex can, just because they have the same kind of junk. It is the person who is more experienced at working with that kind of junk that will tend to do a better job of it, regardless of sex. It's still funny, though,
And blacks don't tip. Not sure about Canada but in the USA, the wait-service don't like servicing the blacks. They are high-maintenance and they don't tip.
@@kevinp8108 most of Indians also don't like to pay tips cause we all do work and most of us don't get tips or bonuses so why should a waiter deserves? however who earns good money they should pay tips...
@@kevinp8108 Are you white my brother? what are your achievements you have with that white color? and why tip? they dont get salary ??? or only tip is their salary?
Her making jokes and people laughing is kind of indication that somewhere it's for real. It's a reflection of how we behave on a foreign land. She's slow but funny ❤️. Love from India🦄
OMG! She kills me....Her video popped up in my recommendation a few days ago and I have been hooked on her humour!! Gentle-speaking with a sharp wasabi esprit. Where are the new videos? I have seen it all already.
And now I'm in love... best female comedian I've ever seen honestly. The delivery is just so perfect. I'm pretty sure I can do better and raw fish parts killed me.
I stumbled on this video by accident but in all honesty, the way u narrate is intoxicating, very well pronounced and going in such a slow and smooth pace that when the punchline comes it manages to catch me by surprise and I go all LoL, lol
お疲れ様でした‼︎ Please, please- PLEASE upload more stand up content. You’re hilarious, but I just watched everything you have on here in one morning! 頑張ってね。🙏🏽
Haha, Yumi you are awesome! I love your local Vancouver jokes. You should also joke about how much wasabi Koreans put in their sushi (not this Korean though). Hehe.
Na u guys are you call it being smart seriously calling an indian cheap is a complement there like wha guess i am cheap buddy inside there like of course who would pay 3dollars for pepper bloody idiot pays for pepper 3 dollars
Im chinese and this is funny because i dont need to pay for the ticket to watch Yumi.
NIVΚΓΔ 👌👌😂😂😂 that’s good
😂😂😂🍻✌
Haha
indian here. i concur
hahahahaha
Ok. Why isn’t she on Kimmel, Corbett or some of the other late night shows.
Yumi is outstanding!!!! She has that petite shy Japanese woman thing going on and the wit as sharpe as a Samurai’s sword.
I don't think her best material will fly on network TV, i.e., the racial and sexual stuff.
Fuck late night shows, JRE is the shit!
Probably because she jokes about races and some tv hosts will melt if they hear it.
Colbert you mean?
@@pervysage4934 never killed himself
Honestly! Im kinda speechless... How is it possible to talk about such intimate things so dirty and open and yet still be cute and not vulgar? I think this is her superpower...
She can talk about whole adult move or play in one and still make it look or sound as innocent as cartoon where a butterfly is dancing with flowers...
Vinny Booboo 😂
Even the most adorable Japanese women can have some really dirty thoughts to them.
@Vinny Booboo also true
Aaron Rainge lol how do you know?:)
@@sirpfa I know a couple
She's so serene, calm, quiet, sweet, innocent, adorable, smooth yet a POWERFUL performer! Great job Yumi.
I'm an indian and I'm so cheap that I watch youtube videos in 240p unless it's a great video just to save my mobile data.
When VN first time have 3G, I used to do like you
This is when we get 2 gb data per day which renews every midnight.
As an American I opt for unlimited data. Fuck it. TV sucks.
I am not indian abut I live in India. I totally understand what you are saying🤣🤣🤣
Hanh solo you’re not cheap. I think you’re frugal by being smart.
She deserves her own Netflix special!!
^This
Totally agreee.😁
You write her jokes right?
"And used to the smell of raw fish" I'M DYING LMAOOOO
I cracked up on the bus to this xD
When you realize she works in a sushi bar as the plate.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'd even eat turds off that plate.
3:45
I definitely will eat that plate
We used to say a woman like that is a real dish. ;)
but does she really?
The naked sushi roll joke is such a brilliant subversion to the story. :D
It’s kinda crazy there’s no haters at all in the comments section
Good stuff
Yeah, she's pretty easy to like. She has a laugh at everyone in good spirit. It seems the majority of comedians currently being promoted tend towards having a divisive agenda.
Only possible ’haters’ would be her parents and they likely been told she’s a lawyer, doctor or professor.
Hilarious as always Yumi! Keep up the great work. Always a treat to see you perform.
Yumi is going to be a star. You heard it here first.
still waiting. Yup, still waiting. can you get her writer to write better jokes. But, your comment was funnier than this whole video.
I didn't hear anything after "sushi roll down my naked body"
@Will Pack no
Will Pack *bow* man of culture
Will Pack there's not a single person that would say you're a bad person for that
@Will Pack There's another way to eat sushi?
@Will Pack yes, honestly
One guy with a ginger beard covered in soy sauce disliked this video.
Wouter Cloetens ginger beer ?
Wouter Cloetens 🤣
Still sounds pretty ginger to me...
And 103 woman dislike this video because she exposes them not washing pussy before sex ( going down ) Apr,28,2019.
😂😂😂😂
i'm depressed... someone like amy schumer is granted big stages, tv-specials and the money that comes with this, but someone who is actually funny gets not the deserved fame :(
Amy sux and yea I agree with you but I know Yumi will have more money and have Netflix specials
Tzkaar, it's called white privilege. Messed up but true.
Because she's Jewish
I don't get all the hate directed at Amy Schumer. Have you even been to one of her shows? And there are plenty of famous and rich male comedians who aren't the funniest/best in their field - but no one laments their commercial success. It's just strange how people fixate negatively on women once they succeed - especially in male dominated fields like comedy.
Ew. People need to stop acting like women need to compete all the time and only one can be the winner. It's not a competition. Amy Schumer is not taking away from other female comedians by being successful. If anything she is paving the way for others.
As an indian, I was expecting few more lines on indian cheapness
Prasad Amberkar well she’s not Russell Peters haha
Haha...
@@anqiz6373 Be a man hahaha
nah indians aren't really that important to white people lmao
Prasad Amberkar she did not mention if white people were good tippers. They probably are😂. I guess black people are not into eating sushi of naked bodies 🤓
Respect for you with the courage of doing the stand up comedy.
“Hm, I’ve never been with girl before. But, I’m pretty sure I can do a better job than that.” OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Steve: It is a misconception that people can automatically please somebody of the same sex better than somebody of the opposite sex can, just because they have the same kind of junk. It is the person who is more experienced at working with that kind of junk that will tend to do a better job of it, regardless of sex.
It's still funny, though,
@@milascave2 thanks Dwight.
You're my new favourite comic, Yumi. You're a breath of fresh air. Also my favourite comedienne. Keep going!
still funny?
@@jamesdivine69 umm.. has anything changed recently? I haven't watched her stuff in a while
Amazing delivery skills Yumi has. Thank you for sharing.
ときどき戻ってきて、もう20回は観ています。本当に最高です。So clever and funny !
"Indian people are also cheap"
Can confirm. Am Indian.
And blacks don't tip. Not sure about Canada but in the USA, the wait-service don't like servicing the blacks. They are high-maintenance and they don't tip.
@@kevinp8108 most of Indians also don't like to pay tips cause we all do work and most of us don't get tips or bonuses so why should a waiter deserves? however who earns good money they should pay tips...
@@kevinp8108 Are you white my brother? what are your achievements you have with that white color? and why tip? they dont get salary ??? or only tip is their salary?
That was a great first joke, the long build to the line about the sushi rolls on your body, was brilliant.
Her making jokes and people laughing is kind of indication that somewhere it's for real. It's a reflection of how we behave on a foreign land. She's slow but funny ❤️. Love from India🦄
Yumi makes me 😂laugh so much ! EPIC star ⭐️!!! her comedic timing really reminds me of Anjelah Johnson. ❤️her too !!!
She awesome.... Sometime TH-cam gets it right by popping yumi up in front of me. Very funny 3 video had me crying.
She's soooooo cute and funny too I wonder how many people she's rejected so far 😆
matthew gillis me too bro Mee too xD 🤣
Yumi you are pure comedy gold! Love you I hope you get a netflix special soon!
As a creepy old white man I find this HILARIOUS.
@Vinny Booboo That's a fantasy, because the REALITY is you wacking off to pictures of your mom.
This girl is so funny. I can't have enough
Hum, she writes that too right?!
:-D So simple, gentle, lovable, and innocent, yet wildly stimulating on all energetic levels!! ^_^
"I was just thinking. I could do a better job." SAVAGE!
GREAT SET! PERFECTION..👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👍
One big like from an otherwise cheap Indian :p
Hahaha same here 🤣
Here😂😂
Mee too
Please come to the UK
@@G-MAN_ I know I’m two years late but… sure if you’re paying 😂
OMG! She kills me....Her video popped up in my recommendation a few days ago and I have been hooked on her humour!! Gentle-speaking with a sharp wasabi esprit. Where are the new videos? I have seen it all already.
You are hilarious and have a very unique style. I hope you are incredibly successful.
And now I'm in love... best female comedian I've ever seen honestly. The delivery is just so perfect. I'm pretty sure I can do better and raw fish parts killed me.
Only good female comedian I've seen so far tbh
Very lovely, and creative, and funny. Good material.
Yumi will be very famous very soon.
Brilliant, the whole bit!
本当に楽しい、ありがとうございます
she has such an amazing sense of humour , she deserves to be much more famous
She is funny and a breath of fresh air, no swearing for a change or gross jokes . 👍🏻👍🏻👏🏻
Asian "innocently" making fun of white folks and they love it... priceless. :D
Respect from Poland Ms Yumi. You have some style! Added yet another reason to appreciate Japan. Good luck with your career :)
I wrote my resume like her introduction and I got selected.
Rocks in an understated way. Now that's an oxymoron. It takes comedic genius to pull that off.
imagine as an Englishman doing stand up in Japanese or mandarin.
This reply might be a year late but there is a white guy who does stand up comedy in China in mandarin.
They do exist. No need to imagine.
Killed it. Good for her - she’s coming up fast.
she has such a sexy way of presenting her lines....i wonder is this her real personality or stage demeanor...love it 🤣🤣
It's all Taqiyyah
Absolute GENIUS. Do you write all your material? Brilliant writing. Way underrated.
Get the guy on stage to say these jokes that he wrote. Nowhere near the same impact...
Your voice is like drugs , I am getting addicted 😍 and I love being addicted to it😍😍 .
Thanks for educating sensei! It always helps 😂
Very talented comedian 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾💯
She is wonderful. Best wishes little one.
Yumi is absolutely amazing
Yumi is so cute she could curse in German and get laughs.
".....nice to meet youoooo..." LOL
Appreciateable
Her shy timid personality makes the jokes funny
her nice to meet you routine straight up decapitated me
Dear Yumi, you are sweet, sexy, beautiful and super smart. Keep up the good work and the smiles on our faces. You are the best stand up comedian. 👍😃
Like the way she talks.
Beautiful smart funny..😍😘😘
She is very funny...she needs more exposure
I stumbled on this video by accident but in all honesty, the way u narrate is intoxicating, very well pronounced and going in such a slow and smooth pace that when the punchline comes it manages to catch me by surprise and I go all LoL, lol
Cheap red handed😂😂💖, I'm stealing that phrase Yumi...
Please come to Western Australia one day soon.
お疲れ様でした‼︎ Please, please- PLEASE upload more stand up content. You’re hilarious, but I just watched everything you have on here in one morning! 頑張ってね。🙏🏽
One big like from a person with a nationality that was never mentioned in this video.
Haha, Yumi you are awesome! I love your local Vancouver jokes. You should also joke about how much wasabi Koreans put in their sushi (not this Korean though). Hehe.
Nice to meet you....
That 5mins went by so quickly
I have been entertained
Absolute gem
What a rare gem, I love her 💖
Go Together, Pay Single :)
Simple AF
(Pay for your own meal)
Love from Nepal!
Bill splitting is not possible in some restuarants.
@@SSchithFoo: Pay the total as a group and later make some private PayPal transactions to split the cost.
@@ManeSays *esewa
@@PandeyPrashant:
You know what I mean 😂
People outside of Nepal will have to use PayPal; For people in Nepal eSewa/Khalti works wonders.
@@ManeSays Huehuehue
after hearing her quiet voice then hearing the hosts loud american voice made me appreciate her more
I was in Vancouver then :/ Wish I knew about these shows
I love your dress!!!
You are really good in comedy. Good work, keep it up. Whenever you have a show in India please tell, I would love to see you live.
Beautiful...smart...funny...why is she not famous?
The best!!!!
😂, she’s doing a good job, I also like her English, it’s very pretty!
Okay, she got to sub after the soy sauce line. She is very funny. Great stuff Yumi. ❤️
She's so cute and cuttting.
"Whoa---go easy on soy sauce honkie!" Oh God, line that killed me...she is so good!
Huge thumbs up!!
Her best set!
IMO
This woman is going to become a big big deal, very soon! All the best .
I ♥ 🗾
Yumi, come to Chicago! (Rosemont specifically) 😘
Luv from India and plz come India
Did you just call us cheap? 😂 That's new! 😂
Na u guys are you call it being smart seriously calling an indian cheap is a complement there like wha guess i am cheap buddy inside there like of course who would pay 3dollars for pepper bloody idiot pays for pepper 3 dollars
You're insulting the country's patriotism
Omg. That really was funny! Loved the delivery.
Wow what an inspiration.
Great talent, people are right you are as adorable as you are funny. You should be in bigger venue. I have a feeling you will be. You are so funny. ☺
Refreshingly different.
Soul Beautiful
最高ですねー!天才ですよねー!ニュヨークのrio koikeと同様天才コメディアンですよ!二人ともイケメンと美女ですよ～