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  • @Drywalleaterr
    @Drywalleaterr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1850

    Updates on schlatt:
    He has a gun.
    He has mutton chops.
    He still has a crush on James Charles.

    • @axlr8deathpls294
      @axlr8deathpls294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Oh god I remember that when they first played among us together lmao

    • @user-dl5cv4lm5n
      @user-dl5cv4lm5n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @Drywalleaterr
      @Drywalleaterr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@user-dl5cv4lm5n now he's also a part of a podcast. It's pretty funny.

    • @user-pi1om5lq5y
      @user-pi1om5lq5y 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Drywalleaterr which one

    • @NStripleseven
      @NStripleseven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Heh

  • @charax-1
    @charax-1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6598

    "There is no killcooldown I just checked!"
    Life hacker: *glitches through wall* I turned it off

  • @feverring_out
    @feverring_out ปีที่แล้ว +1183

    “queen that doesn’t die”
    well that aged like milk 💀

    • @yoshimadness3885
      @yoshimadness3885 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol

    • @d4l_krbk
      @d4l_krbk ปีที่แล้ว +15

      💀

    • @axehead45
      @axehead45 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yup

    • @starlight_maven
      @starlight_maven ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Aged like milk, and not the kind that turns into cheese.

    • @burp2019
      @burp2019 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      schlatt spent all that time predicting, just to be a few months off the actual date

  • @MotherMoth4231
    @MotherMoth4231 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Well, the queen joke didnt age well

    • @Eldrisaur
      @Eldrisaur ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Aged better than her

    • @the-secret
      @the-secret ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Schlatt what even the heck did you say and do to the timeline????
      Now it's done, this timeline is really done

    • @baf00nery
      @baf00nery ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Eldrisaur oof

    • @Random_Hooman
      @Random_Hooman ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@Eldrisaur r/Cursedcomments

    • @daddychannie_97
      @daddychannie_97 ปีที่แล้ว

      cheddar cheese aged better than her

  • @Atomic_Toast1
    @Atomic_Toast1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7632

    "This is the most positive suicide song I've ever heard"
    Who remembers the muffin song?

    • @sayori3016
      @sayori3016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      Or Sayonara oh you said positive

    • @hypeman8290
      @hypeman8290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Ay same pfp

    • @MEDSZ13.08
      @MEDSZ13.08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      HEYYY IM A MUFFFIN AND THIS IS MUFFIN TIMMEE

    • @min-kn9ny
      @min-kn9ny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@MEDSZ13.08 whOOO wants a muffin

    • @alkabissvyvorant573
      @alkabissvyvorant573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@min-kn9ny Please I just wanna dieeee~

  • @umbree6407
    @umbree6407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1256

    "Ah my favorite part of shrek."
    Ad plays about grammarly
    "G a y s ."

    • @robinnnthegamer
      @robinnnthegamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      An Ad for Raid Shadow Legends started playing for me

    • @Pebbles.3
      @Pebbles.3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Was I the only one who didn't get an ad lol

    • @flaturiah
      @flaturiah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Got a taco bell ad, the bell plays and then he goes G A Y S

    • @cookiehawk
      @cookiehawk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      gay

    • @williamcartertindale11
      @williamcartertindale11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Incels

  • @yowtfputthemaskbackon9202
    @yowtfputthemaskbackon9202 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    to the nuke thing, if you have 30 minutes to prepare (which you usually wouldnt) the best thing to do is:
    -locate a room that is below ground level (shelter, basement, hell even a ditch on the side of the road) or:
    -if unable, lay flat on the ground,, cover eyes, place both hands below your body,
    -if in a building without a basement, if its a sturdy building, brick or concrete, position yourself against the wall from which you expect the blast to come from , cover eyes and hands.
    -if you are in an average american suburb house, get on the ground floor or crawlspace below it, and follow the previous procedures.
    -if you find yourself in a vehicle, stop the vehicle, and get down onto the floor of the vehicle and cover eyes and hands.
    -you may feel a rush of air prior to the actual blastwave impacting you.
    -if you are very close to ground zero there could be secondary and tertiary blastwaves so wait at least another 30 seconds after you believe the blastwave has come through.
    -after that:
    -emediatly make sure to remove any dust or debrees from your clothing,
    -if able cover your airways and eyes with protective equipment.
    -locate where the detonation has occured and start moving in the opposite direction.
    -if you see multiple detonations, try to locate them (they will most likely be over large cities and military instalation,
    (knowledge of where those are compared to where you live is a good bit of preperation).
    -then move into a direction that gets you away from the hotspot you are within.
    -it is recomended that as soon as possible you take iodene pills, which can help prevent some of the radiation causing permanent damage.
    -they only work preventatively, so take them as soon as possible.
    -they are not a totally safe bet, so do not consume any contaminated water of food.
    -it may rain dust, dusty water or "snow" in the hours and days afterwards, do not touch, consume or kick up this dust, it is very toxic and can cause cancer or death.
    -within a few days radiation levels should be tolerable, assuming you have not beein directly exposed to the flash or the dust,
    -you should most likely be able to live without any further health affects aside from an increased risk of cancer.
    -children are more likely to suffer from radiation illnesses, so make sure they are protected as much as possible.
    -in most szenarios a nuclear war is very survivable, and there may even be proffesional help on the way.
    -do not bet on it, but if it comes, it will be a matter of months for it to be adequatly set up.
    -follow basic guidelines and protect yourself. set yourself up to help others which were less fortunate, people may be blinded, injured, sick, very likely homeless and possibly starving.
    oh and dont live in a big city. yall new yorkers can basically just ignore this entire text you are gonna be glass the moment the bombs drop.

    • @Choco____1
      @Choco____1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Thanks for the info. I'll definitely revisit this comment if a nuke hits my vicinity.

    • @LarryTheTugaGamer1511
      @LarryTheTugaGamer1511 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      How the hell does this only have 15 likes? It's gonna save someone's life someday!

    • @YouraverageC02breather
      @YouraverageC02breather หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Dude wtf thanks man, ik its been a year but i actually learned something instead of succumbing to brainrot xD

    • @borb1015
      @borb1015 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      nerd
      joke btw thanks for the info

  • @sarahdougall9535
    @sarahdougall9535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    The fact that he's reacting so strongly to Schlatt and Technoblade just makes me remember that stuff isn't normal twitter for some people

  • @frostbot75readaboutsection53
    @frostbot75readaboutsection53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3726

    Emkay: “My favorite part of shrek was-“
    Random ad out of nowhere: “when my hair started to thin”

    • @athrowaway3487
      @athrowaway3487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      The ad I got was
      *ARBY'S WE HAVE THE MEATS*

    • @jadenlee9500
      @jadenlee9500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      WTFF LOL I JUST GOT THAT HAHAHA

    • @athrowaway3487
      @athrowaway3487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@jadenlee9500 lol

    • @the.real.offical.batman
      @the.real.offical.batman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Same

    • @eyestashstudios4114
      @eyestashstudios4114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I got an ad about a 911 emergency dispatch mini game witch was weirder than expected

  • @jaylensaimisass9567
    @jaylensaimisass9567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +976

    if the queen dies on my birthday, that’d suck,
    *but it would still never happen.*

    • @cloudhazard2860
      @cloudhazard2860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Never say never.

    • @ygormartinsr
      @ygormartinsr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I shall remember this date, and I shall return here to wish you a happy birthday.

    • @yeetusfeetus713
      @yeetusfeetus713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'mma make it true

    • @mistymoooooor
      @mistymoooooor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@yeetusfeetus713 oh no

    • @souljynx
      @souljynx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *grabs gun*
      when's your birthday

  • @Kirbo710
    @Kirbo710 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    1:16 that aged like fine wine

  • @_shybear_7374
    @_shybear_7374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    All of the Schlatt, Dream, Tommy, Techno, and Mr Beast are fucking amazing, I didn't expect this type of crossover

  • @poem3701
    @poem3701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1369

    I feel like everything that Schlatt tweets could be on r/cursedcomments lmao

    • @0riginal_zer030
      @0riginal_zer030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Have you seen his TH-cam community posts?

    • @paythe_piper
      @paythe_piper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Agreed

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Oh man, you should see Vurb and Quackity's tweets they are much worse

    • @ballonstudios7799
      @ballonstudios7799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@hallway_revenant7919 nah, the 3 of them are on the same level of cursed

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ballonstudios7799 ok fair enough

  • @axelle90
    @axelle90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2136

    Schlatt’s tweets : *exist*
    r/cursedcomments : *”Write that down, write that down!”*

    • @izaacsmith2907
      @izaacsmith2907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      YES JCHLATT IS
      C
      U
      R
      S
      E
      D

    • @maevemilless4561
      @maevemilless4561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@izaacsmith2907 ah yes, Jschlatt is C

    • @Taters884
      @Taters884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@maevemilless4561 the said cursed

    • @M1KEYWAY
      @M1KEYWAY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@izaacsmith2907 this is true

    • @ha_lequin
      @ha_lequin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Taters884 whoosh

  • @Heisenverse42
    @Heisenverse42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    15:38 "when are we gonna get ww3" me in ww3: what did you do you cursed warlock of mass destruction

  • @ahandlemustbechosen
    @ahandlemustbechosen ปีที่แล้ว +19

    1:35 That aged horribly

    • @pinhead3780
      @pinhead3780 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

    • @ItsThemyth
      @ItsThemyth 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Just like her

    • @ExploringNew1
      @ExploringNew1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ItsThemythr/cursedcomments

  • @b.k.jossel3912
    @b.k.jossel3912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    "but when is WW3 gonna come out, its been along time"
    The directer: we are still trying to bring Hitler back from the dead, sir.

    • @wolf1066
      @wolf1066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He had a bit part in the first one *and* a starring role in the second. Do we *_really_* need him for the _third_ or is it just blatant fanservice?

    • @highgrounder
      @highgrounder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@wolf1066 Everyone loves a good fall to evil arc.

    • @slendveny7191
      @slendveny7191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I prefer the original. Where my Wilhelm gang at?

    • @ABozowithDignity
      @ABozowithDignity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      just use CGI, lol

    • @geeknat8981
      @geeknat8981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@slendveny7191 We need Von Stroheim...

  • @defagentanimations
    @defagentanimations 3 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    "The among us fandom is slowing leaking into real life"
    That aged like fine wine.

    • @Maya_hee
      @Maya_hee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How so?

    • @ricestrange
      @ricestrange 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Maya_hee amogus

    • @nexo2600
      @nexo2600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You're real fuckig lucky that you don't know the post this was comented on...

    • @vladimirirkhin
      @vladimirirkhin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nexo2600 so, what wasn't the post?

    • @terratracy
      @terratracy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm part of it. Fear us. J O I N U S .

  • @eternitybreezee
    @eternitybreezee ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Tommy and Schlatt having that conversation on twitter made me laugh so hard and I don’t know why

  • @ItsChevnotJeff
    @ItsChevnotJeff ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Bruh, that twitter post with Tommy and Schlatt hits different now, and his prediction was just a year and a month off

  • @lucysmarts77
    @lucysmarts77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    I heard this one when i was in middle school:
    Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
    Jill forgot to take her pill, and now they have a son.

    • @fear8093
      @fear8093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      r/cursed comments

    • @bukitcengkeh1
      @bukitcengkeh1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      r/Cursedcomments

    • @shanicesssmith2821
      @shanicesssmith2821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I know it doesnt go with the rhyme, but condoms? If they have birth control, I know they have condoms.

    • @pluto-skies4323
      @pluto-skies4323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      What in the fuck?

    • @spicyryan3853
      @spicyryan3853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Curse comments section in a curse comments video

  • @RandomGuy-vl7np
    @RandomGuy-vl7np 3 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    I am waiting for him to say: "Hey what’s up I‘m your host Robin and today we are robbing the memes from Reddit!"

    • @random_cat.
      @random_cat. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ..I've somehow came up w an idea of, Hey what's up I'm your host Robin & These'll get your heart Throbbin'
      lmaoo

    • @josephsean-paul9962
      @josephsean-paul9962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      im waitin for "whats throbbin, im robin."

    • @-Kaeya-
      @-Kaeya- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@random_cat. LOL

    • @RandomGuy-vl7np
      @RandomGuy-vl7np 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude how did my comment get so many likes

    • @RandomGuy-vl7np
      @RandomGuy-vl7np 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Moose_RL :)

  • @tensixtyoclock
    @tensixtyoclock ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:13
    Corporate needs you to tell the difference between these two pictures
    (November 25) (September 8)
    Jschlatt: They're the same picture

  • @princesssunset8362
    @princesssunset8362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    14:39 hit hard due to Technoblade‘s passing.

    • @specter_376
      @specter_376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      damn life do be like that sometimes
      "technoblade never dies"

    • @princesssunset8362
      @princesssunset8362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@specter_376 Technoblade will be missed.

    • @Jus_Joj
      @Jus_Joj ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah it's even funnier now

    • @specter_376
      @specter_376 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jus_Joj do you need mental help

  • @mrhabibi4776
    @mrhabibi4776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    "Because Mojang does nothing anymore"
    *Confused warden and axolotl noises*

    • @yurgurt498
      @yurgurt498 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know right

  • @siva9422
    @siva9422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    9:03 Children are temporary, money is forever
    *DOOM IS ETERNAL*

  • @C.Cwasnotreal
    @C.Cwasnotreal ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:12 "Are you sure about that?"
    I'm so sorry💀

  • @PartyDude_19
    @PartyDude_19 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Seeing a Technoblade tweet in this video, made me sad.
    Rest in peace, King.

    • @Coolymcjoe69
      @Coolymcjoe69 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shut up

    • @kaickedu
      @kaickedu ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is more funny the queen thing lol

    • @PartyDude_19
      @PartyDude_19 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kaickedu Agreed.

  • @TheOzz
    @TheOzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4151

    Will someone talk about ying and yang being two people doing the 69 so perfect so powerful and yet so fragile to strong

  • @boss-o-loss
    @boss-o-loss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    Truth is, the count was hitting him with the heel of his palm, he's just keeping his fingies out of the way.

    • @ericsonbruh
      @ericsonbruh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Of course, he has to still count all the punches he’s thrown

    • @bloodakoos
      @bloodakoos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      leat fingies

    • @themagnificentsimp2574
      @themagnificentsimp2574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bloodakoos fck i was thinking about that 😂😂

    • @Acoustic_Screecher
      @Acoustic_Screecher 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      grippie fingies...

    • @TerraLyte47
      @TerraLyte47 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Nur Sumaiyah I’m trying really hard to not get back onto the no fly list

  • @dominicsproul4987
    @dominicsproul4987 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Its shocking how schlat was just under two months way from predicting the date the queen died.

  • @cornebuitendijk7885
    @cornebuitendijk7885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    15:47 Well this didn't age well...

    • @nyew_thrizz
      @nyew_thrizz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just realised that right when I read this comment

    • @airacummins5076
      @airacummins5076 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Heh?

    • @malikhanoo6915
      @malikhanoo6915 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      huh?

  • @cursedbutter
    @cursedbutter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    “Even though I’m colorblind I can still see colors”
    Everyone: *impossible.*

    • @memez_r_life6692
      @memez_r_life6692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I've never understood the "colorblind people can't see color", like my mind just thought they couldn't see like one color.

    • @_EmperorWaluigi
      @_EmperorWaluigi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have a red-color blindneyand whenever I tell anyone they immediately say what is this color

    • @jean23235
      @jean23235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Black and white are colors

    • @bruhmoment2312
      @bruhmoment2312 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jean23235 no they are not

    • @_EmperorWaluigi
      @_EmperorWaluigi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bruhmoment2312 yes they are
      White is all of the other colors (in the spectrum) and black is the absence of light (though it does still reflect little light or else it would be invisible)

  • @Garlic_Bread
    @Garlic_Bread 3 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    Ah, of course it's Tommyinnit who tweeted about the queen. And then there's Schlatt

    • @cairozephyr
      @cairozephyr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      nice to see a fellow mcyt fan :D and yeah, i'm not surprised that thread ended up in this video lmao

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      MCYT have some weird ass tweets
      My favorites:
      Dream: "I once ate my cats poop as a toddler and I think that's obvious still today"
      Quackity: "Is honey bee cum?"
      Tommy (replying to Dream): "In THIS VIDEO, we coded it so I am in love with GeorgeNotFound. I love women, and also GeorgeNotFound. I hate MXM toon. My name is Dream and I am a bitch. Also, TommyInnit is a man and the best. I love gaming, and girls. Gamer girls. Pogchamp. I hate everything."
      Tubbo: "Today my sister asked me what a Tubbo moment was"

    • @phantic_
      @phantic_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who the fuck is schlatt
      Edit: he's also a fucking madlad for being... Schlatt

    • @ballonstudios7799
      @ballonstudios7799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@phantic_ he gets cancel for his funny tweets but after the third one stopped bc he didnt care at all so they got bored and stopped canceling him....
      Idk its what i heard

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@phantic_ Basically Schlatt is the definition of lawful evil

  • @martialabyss7997
    @martialabyss7997 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    welp this didnt age well

  • @crossyright9493
    @crossyright9493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    "What is wrong with people?"
    Nah.... thats just Techno doing his part for Khorn.

    • @dantevivas693
      @dantevivas693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

    • @CantComprehendShadows
      @CantComprehendShadows 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@dantevivas693 SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

    • @chewie3436
      @chewie3436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@CantComprehendShadows LET THE GALAXY BURN!!!

    • @whatsthishandle
      @whatsthishandle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Time?

    • @crossyright9493
      @crossyright9493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @some kinda guy ey.... theres some fellow Lathrixian Brother....

  • @owyemen9367
    @owyemen9367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    "Is something wrong with schlatt can someone check on him"
    Me: crying

    • @redfailhawk
      @redfailhawk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What is the name of your kitty? It’s hecking cute and looks like my boy, Alex.

    • @cs7811
      @cs7811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Awwww kitty

    • @rpst39
      @rpst39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What happened?

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rpst39 carson happened

    • @rpst39
      @rpst39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@owyemen9367 oh okay

  • @SyncronedStuff
    @SyncronedStuff ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh frick Schlatt's predictions were pretty accurate

  • @gabrieldebastiani1960
    @gabrieldebastiani1960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    14:14 the muffin song: am i a joke to you?

    • @airacummins5076
      @airacummins5076 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well the muffin knew he was gonna die if he gets eaten

  • @dari.08308
    @dari.08308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    in 5th grade every class had a nickname. one of the teachers was called Mrs. Dalqhuist so the students were called Dalqhuestians. Another teacher called Ms. Griffin, the students called Griffindoors. My teacher was Mrs. Roach...
    *We were called roaches*

    • @simplylauren2399
      @simplylauren2399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Omg I have a teacher called Ms.Griffin and I’m in 5th grade

    • @pluto-skies4323
      @pluto-skies4323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Take over...evolution has deemed it fit for this moment...rule the world.

    • @dari.08308
      @dari.08308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@simplylauren2399 rlly? Lol her name is Mrs. Foster now, she got married. *her little foster children*

    • @EnoEso
      @EnoEso 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      devastation

    • @lakkpom
      @lakkpom 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @iiiclxudy_daysiiii
      *damage 1000*

  • @Landon-dd4nn
    @Landon-dd4nn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    I’m convinced robin has lost his mind reading these

    • @munchlax6577
      @munchlax6577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Perhaps he never had his mind

    • @fun-e-bone
      @fun-e-bone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No he lost his will to live

    • @thichinhphan4010
      @thichinhphan4010 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ngl some of these cursed comments are legit technicallythetruth. And funny af.

  • @Doodle_Dragon
    @Doodle_Dragon ปีที่แล้ว +4

    12:06 I also grew up Russian. This hurts close to home.

  • @Magnemite1
    @Magnemite1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    12:37 sounds like your talking thru a yawn

  • @masked5640
    @masked5640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    He says mojang doesn't do anything lets talk about valve with tf2

  • @getpriyanka
    @getpriyanka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    America: We have more kills than anybody else when it comes to covid.
    India: And I took that personally

  • @rmobilega628
    @rmobilega628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    15:34
    Director: Wladimir Putin
    Co-director: Joe Biden
    Special thanks to: Olaf Scholz, Emmanuel Macron, and all of the other EU-/Nato/Russian(/Ukrainian) State officials for their support on the most recent installment of the World War series

  • @macipat6540
    @macipat6540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    14:31 hits different in 1/7/22

    • @Jus_Joj
      @Jus_Joj ปีที่แล้ว

      Hits even better

  • @bluecobalt665
    @bluecobalt665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "I'm colorblind but I can still see the colors."
    *SO A DEFICIENCY?*

  • @j.r.b.7585
    @j.r.b.7585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "has anyone checked in on schlatt lately" Carson definitely hasnt

  • @zktfgssecondaccount7194
    @zktfgssecondaccount7194 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    9:46 unfortunately, that's not just a meme. I accidentally stumbled upon that full comic on Reddit. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘯𝘰 𝘤𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘰

    • @gavinprestage7018
      @gavinprestage7018 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh no

    • @cedricwaller1502
      @cedricwaller1502 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah they end up doing it later on. They are SIBLINGS AND ARE JUST OVER 18

    • @Khxbra
      @Khxbra ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh.

    • @Khxbra
      @Khxbra ปีที่แล้ว

      OH NO.

    • @Khxbra
      @Khxbra ปีที่แล้ว

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @mohammadabosalem9602
    @mohammadabosalem9602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    5:22 fr though why are they getting laughs and hearts 💀

  • @lopesinho
    @lopesinho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    Emkay: *Mojang don't do anything more*
    Everyone: *yeah they suck*
    Redditors: *CoMpAnY GoOd PeOpLe BaD*

    • @noizepusher7594
      @noizepusher7594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @CONNOR BAINTER true

    • @randomlegoguy616
      @randomlegoguy616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Everyone thinks minecraft is good i guees youre that 1%

    • @lopesinho
      @lopesinho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Guess you don't understand jokes
      You already know what that's means

    • @lopesinho
      @lopesinho 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @CONNOR BAINTER
      It's a joke you know
      A meme
      Do I have to explain more

    • @jdwmyt
      @jdwmyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Q: What did the class clown take a computer to school?
      A: Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.

  • @guts60
    @guts60 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    My only concern about the blushing bear trap was that it said "Oni-chan" and not "Onii-chan".

    • @pillowman771
      @pillowman771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is... Is there a difference?

    • @guts60
      @guts60 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@pillowman771 Well, as a Japanese person, very. Onii-chan means big brother, but an Oni is an evil demon. Oni-chan is just politely referring to a demon.

    • @pillowman771
      @pillowman771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@guts60 ah alright

    • @guts60
      @guts60 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Connorshark Wdym? I am literally Japanese.

    • @trash_panda9400
      @trash_panda9400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What's the problem

  • @mew2.025
    @mew2.025 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:14 aged like a fine milk

  • @CheekClapperJ69
    @CheekClapperJ69 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:13 that tweet aged well.

  • @milk-yb9sx
    @milk-yb9sx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    damn i just realized homie lives in colorado... y’all ever get excited when a random internet person lives in the same place as you? 😂👌🏾

    • @SilverD33r
      @SilverD33r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No, because it has never happened

    • @lesenigma2536
      @lesenigma2536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Arizona has a nice little cast...

    • @lmao1660
      @lmao1660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i was on a random server on discord and found a person in the same city as me (i live in a small ass country, small ass city too)

    • @zakkthecactus351
      @zakkthecactus351 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You might need to check your walls

  • @aridraws4063
    @aridraws4063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I guess that Robin accidentally got himself into the MCYT fandom due to some of these posts

  • @nathemy1014
    @nathemy1014 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:12 "queen that doesn't die" Yeah, that really changed....

  • @MoreCoffePlease
    @MoreCoffePlease ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think we need to investigate Schlatt

  • @shitpostinggamer9271
    @shitpostinggamer9271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "I hate nice girls. Just exchanging greetings with them will get them on your mind. Start texting each other, and your heart will be set a flutter. If they call you, you're done for."

  • @kasakro9829
    @kasakro9829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    this person: “My favorite part of Shrek was-“
    ad: *plays*
    me: was what. was WHAT

    • @yuridojima4956
      @yuridojima4956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ah, the man who killed Abe lincoln is here

    • @PlumbG64
      @PlumbG64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That happened to me

    • @mugiware
      @mugiware 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i got a mobile game ad

    • @WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK
      @WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mugiware are you sure it wasn’t raid?

    • @dalek901
      @dalek901 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yo im a big fan

  • @TheLegend-jr9ng
    @TheLegend-jr9ng ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Update on schlatt vol.2:
    He was somewhat right

  • @LetsPlayKeldeo
    @LetsPlayKeldeo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Man I miss technoblade

  • @a_real_jive_turkey7772
    @a_real_jive_turkey7772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "How did she sneak out with those things clappin?"
    Stop bruh 🤣☠

  • @blazingrosereaper7661
    @blazingrosereaper7661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I am from Germany and I am sure that „Deutsche“ isn’t pronounced like that

    • @Zant582
      @Zant582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nah nah that's exactly how you pronounce that

    • @equaius893
      @equaius893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      duet-suh-chee

    • @lootballchen
      @lootballchen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Naja. Ich habe auch öfters versucht, eine andere Sprache einigermaßen auszusprechen, jedoch sind die Gesichtsmuskeln einfach so trainiert und wir sind es einfach schon so gewöhnt.

    • @itsame2203
      @itsame2203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought it was pretty good.
      Except the last e isn‘t silent..

    • @zsealed5740
      @zsealed5740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You exactly pronounce it like -doych

  • @Fraild
    @Fraild ปีที่แล้ว +9

    14:42 when i saw technoblade a tear went down my eye

  • @epik-productions
    @epik-productions 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    14:35 rip techno :(

  • @everest_7814
    @everest_7814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    The title *windows startup noises*
    my brain: *wii music*

    • @catelynh1020
      @catelynh1020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your comment:
      My brain: ps1 startup music, including visuals and happy nostalgia
      Thank you for that, even if it was a weird leap to make

    • @everest_7814
      @everest_7814 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lancer DELTARUNE Me who never heard of the ps2 start up noises

    • @ZLGaming140
      @ZLGaming140 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My brain: Wii Sport theme

    • @natsueyama
      @natsueyama 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah yes, like the screams in my basement when I torture them with Fortnite dances

    • @natsueyama
      @natsueyama 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lancer DELTARUNE oh great new People in my basement to torture

  • @canofcaramelmelons5744
    @canofcaramelmelons5744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "There's no kill cooldown, I just checked!"
    If the Purge ever happened during the Gen Z era, this is what we'll be hearing.

  • @muffinhead2032
    @muffinhead2032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Schlatt” is going to go “full” 99 again. I “guarantee” it.

  • @cerabond7650
    @cerabond7650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:12 I'm glad Cuptoast has a friend like Jschlatt.

  • @Ludwig_Perpenhente
    @Ludwig_Perpenhente 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Imagine being a normal stranger, seeing someone plant a pot in the ground

    • @TrenZL
      @TrenZL 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd plant a furnace instead

  • @jaredabvan20
    @jaredabvan20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Get that money get that honey"
    Can't argue

  • @zaza_inhaIer
    @zaza_inhaIer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:17 for some reason i just hear:
    *IMMM MR. KING DICE*
    *I'M THE DEVILS RIGHT HAND MANNN*
    💀

    • @quintonio7
      @quintonio7 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Why?

  • @smiley256
    @smiley256 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Robin: My favorite part Shrek was-
    Ad: *_B L U E B E R R I E S_*

  • @N1K0.D4WN
    @N1K0.D4WN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    Dream, Technoblade, Tommyinnt, Schlatt: **Tweet**
    Me: **Happy smile**

    • @fungi_underscore4240
      @fungi_underscore4240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same

    • @lilylal3004
      @lilylal3004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Idk why but I guess when we see our favorite content creators in something they dont usually explore it's nice. :)

    • @Janus2026
      @Janus2026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Niko Dawn. Just gotta say, I love you pfp

    • @Pebbles.3
      @Pebbles.3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh hello again

    • @spacereaper666
      @spacereaper666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      cringe

  • @davidbass6780
    @davidbass6780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    No no, Americans don't need to lose weight. They just need to beat their previous record in abstinence from food.

    • @strangey_7221
      @strangey_7221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The children in my basement have the unofficial world record

    • @ezraklinect4525
      @ezraklinect4525 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You just saved America

    • @francescosacca6674
      @francescosacca6674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The ludicrous record of five minutes.

    • @draconshot928
      @draconshot928 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@strangey_7221 BOI!! Get back in the basement. Its not time for you to leave. Seriously this livestock is annoying

  • @asagothe_fander
    @asagothe_fander ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:14
    Little did he know one year later, A Tumblr s3xy man contest would be held, in which Jshlatt would work together with the finalists, reigen & sans, to k!ll the queen while the quarterfinalists, Bill cipher & Ingo, would provide a distraction outside Buckingham.

  • @the-secret
    @the-secret ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dude... What even schlatt predicted is literally real...

  • @syrhtea
    @syrhtea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    "seven dislikes"
    "2.3 thoudand likes"
    the perfect video

    • @funkyraccoonster3209
      @funkyraccoonster3209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thousand, just putting this so you only get one correction

    • @The_Soviet_Onion
      @The_Soviet_Onion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The average berd video has 500 times more likes than dislikes, while this one is at around 350.

    • @crixxbrixx
      @crixxbrixx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@funkyraccoonster3209 I love how the dude edited his comment yet didn’t fix the spelling mistake

    • @trisquele4943
      @trisquele4943 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      5k likes. 41 dislikes.
      Epic.

  • @Kevin-xq7qy
    @Kevin-xq7qy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "I just found out there is no kill cool down"
    Stamina adrenaline energy: umm there is

  • @TimedRevolver
    @TimedRevolver ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Schlatt is the guy you met in 6th grade who made edgy jokes in school.
    And never grew out of it.

  • @CHILLIN2540
    @CHILLIN2540 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:12 It's been like... almost a year if I remember correctly and these posts are still so damn funny whenever they're in videos from before

  • @shadowhydramk2175
    @shadowhydramk2175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Robin: my favorite part of shrek was-
    TH-cam: I've decided i want a ad

  • @JuliansTorture
    @JuliansTorture 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    All of the people of emkay have a certain feel and mood around me like how robin is so calming and yet just normally going through subreddits while as Damien gets the comedic side of me when I watch and lexy makes me feel like I’m cared but somebody it’s a weird thing but em Kay makes me feel like I am normal again

  • @Miu_Iruma_Is_God
    @Miu_Iruma_Is_God ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I mean schlatt was close to the date the queen died. r.i.p queen lizzy.

  • @raymondrohling4472
    @raymondrohling4472 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    funniest thing is the one about the queen who doesn't die. she passed this morning

  • @sandingpaper
    @sandingpaper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Robin sounds oddly like someone......
    *Stares at GreyStillPlays*

    • @dragonitekai746
      @dragonitekai746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good point

    • @blackburngaming8345
      @blackburngaming8345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's _Gray_ StillPlays, he's -American- Floridian. I mean, not that living in/near Europe/Asia is bad, you just misplaced a letter.

    • @the_genisis8954
      @the_genisis8954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THATS WHERE I RECOGNISE HIM FROM

    • @woottastic
      @woottastic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@blackburngaming8345 im an american. I spell it Grey.

    • @woottastic
      @woottastic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@blackburngaming8345 does your distinction imply that floridians are not americans?

  • @TheHotBlade
    @TheHotBlade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "THERE'S NO KILL COOLDOWN I JUST CHECKED"
    The impostors: *We see this as an absolute win!*

  • @vincentro6871
    @vincentro6871 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:10 interesting… so um. Breaking news guys. ;)

  • @ineededthat3229
    @ineededthat3229 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:13
    RIP Queen Elizabeth... She died earlier today... ❤🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

  • @4louisMC
    @4louisMC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    0:05 Na, that's just the US, nothing to worry about here.

    • @Miata.Is.Always.The.Answer
      @Miata.Is.Always.The.Answer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same, here the moderator called the judge is giving me a cooldown of 13 years.

    • @splaty2231
      @splaty2231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Damn, unlucky, the game glitched and let me kill like 10 people before I realized they modded the game with an officer role, but I was lucky and they didn’t reset my kill cool down since that’s what they do, so I ended killing like 47 people before I got caught and was going to get a public exacution, but I was even more lucky and my imposter mate started a riot in the prison and all of us imposters escaped, and were never found since, how are you doing in America

    • @sillygtwoah
      @sillygtwoah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I only could kill like- 20 people but like the last guy said. They modded it and I’m writing this from my temporary jail time before I get out no I got a 13 year kill cooldown

  • @ryanmckenna9330
    @ryanmckenna9330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    14:29 LMAOOO
    Yeah, that's Technoblade for ya...
    Only if the deaths are only orphans, of course

    • @dpdfpdffgp
      @dpdfpdffgp ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ohh, that's why he died..

    • @Ihaveagasmask
      @Ihaveagasmask ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dpdfpdffgp they had thorns II

    • @ulysses847
      @ulysses847 ปีที่แล้ว

      WAS technoblade.

  • @Skullfiend
    @Skullfiend ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Schlattt... Oh boi... Lost his patience and just had to do it sooner.

  • @TheUnreadableUser
    @TheUnreadableUser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:43 i love how robin's laugh got set to x2 speed for a second

  • @lorrainedelaney9771
    @lorrainedelaney9771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Seeing my favorite TH-camrs in this one made me smile

  • @B0bby_V
    @B0bby_V 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I've been waiting for this

    • @mihirbiswas8884
      @mihirbiswas8884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too I love suffering

    • @emil3458
      @emil3458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No you haven't

    • @Mountain_Moss
      @Mountain_Moss 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I live with masochism

    • @B0bby_V
      @B0bby_V 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have been sitting in the corner, with all my notifications ready

    • @mihirbiswas8884
      @mihirbiswas8884 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @hack pogi Don't mind if *I* do

  • @JoyScreams
    @JoyScreams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I my god, I have a conspiracy, WWI and WWII were created by valve, they can't count to three, we're saved

  • @dashingclasher
    @dashingclasher ปีที่แล้ว

    Schlatt: realizes he made a mistake
    "DO NOT SEND MEN TO MY DOOR, I WILL NOT BE ANSWERING"

  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Dog: **walks into the bathroom stall**
    Me: *Perfect timing! Just ran out of toilet paper*

    • @wharior
      @wharior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      engineer gaming

    • @MetahydrixIsWeird
      @MetahydrixIsWeird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      huh? Did the dog bring toilet paper or something- WHAT THE FUCK DUDEEEEEEEEEE

    • @contentlacking5950
      @contentlacking5950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MetahydrixIsWeird the dog *IS* the toilet paper

    • @catgoaaaaaaaaaaa6152
      @catgoaaaaaaaaaaa6152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Make sure to eat it afterwards

    • @MetahydrixIsWeird
      @MetahydrixIsWeird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@contentlacking5950 I know I just got it