Fun fact: Until a few years ago, Russia actually classed beer as a fizzy drink. They even did research, stating that they found out "it is healthier than vodka"
Doctor: you need a new kidney Patient: oh no Doctor: Here's a celebrity kidney Patient: YAY Patient: doctor why am I constantly trembling Doctor: because your now addicted to several drugs
12:52 Fun fact: "Radioactive" should actually be played in New York, because it was originally written for a Spiderman musical. Then the guys who hired them to write it (which they had done specifically with the intent of replacing them with professionals once they got some publicity) realized their songs were actually good and that's how they became a famous band.
0:15 its okey editor i understand and im sure every other anxious person can definantly understand that fear. im very happy that your here making these videos as wonderful as they are so thank you for trying with that scene, i appreciate you.
@@shslidiot2342 man I was making a dumb joke that op didn't appreciate. I stopped when he asked so what you talking about? That's just common decency. Also I could have gone far worse if I let the idea stew in my head.
@@anearthlyentityofcoffee2607 baby all you need to do is get the body's but if you want you can take the Bones out of the body's so they get saved and I will get the body's
"What?..can you blame me? Its niiiice and waaaarm." The creature said slyly, wiggling and adjusting position, deeper into the comfortable greasy cheese.
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 173 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
ive seen A LOT of the fanarts on this channel, but that one... i really liked it. if you are here good job bro and thank you for the time you put into it so people like me can enjoy it. :)
@@donutquestionedtheelevated1070 I’m not gonna fall for that I’m not dumb enough to question you and ask who? do not be mistaken i am not questioning you
That intro was awesome, dude i'm a hard to laugh person, but that intro was a metric fucking ton over what i expect from a yt intro. Good job Jack, we love you.
3:22 If we did that, I imagine Alexander Hamilton, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, and John Adams just having a fight. Benjamin Franklin, John Jay, and Samuel Adams just talking. And George Washington trying to calm down Hamilton.
I think Jack is easily my favorite EmKay reader, even though all three of them are fantastic in their own way. Jack just has the same sense of humor I do. lol
'How do you art people make things glow without the glowing actually being there?' I have a friend who's an artist. I'm going to ask them this, in this exact wording, the next time I see them. I'll get back to you with their answer
1:55 I mean that is the trend I notice. Hell, to many of my friends I am rich, but only go clothes shopping maybe once or twice a year at most, barely spend anything. Most of my wardrobe is khakis or jeans with undershirts, hawaiian shirts, and some other button downs. As for footwear it is just hand-me-down slip on shoes from my dad and sandals.
11:13 I forget if it’s chipmunks or squirrels, but one of the rodents that burries nuts I have heard described as the best gardeners in nature. And they don’t even want to garden.
@@dblunnie3783 well I was chewing on a marker lid because I was bored and the lid came off then ink got in my mouth Same thing happened with a glow stick
He protecc
He atacc
But most importantly :
He jacc the snacc that bites bacc
I will name my son/daughter “hi” and their second name “jack”
Where is the bite
Add “off to” to Jacc---the snacc
Basically He jacc off to the snacc that bites bacc
there ruined the comment
@Random Person
R/cursedcomments
@@romanxfire5thepokemondude457 r/don'tuserslashonanyothersocialmediaotherthanreddit
"She left me for a man with bigger hands" - Dr. Doofenshmirtz
Hold up
I remember
Edit: this comment crashed my youtube
Finger job
@@BlueAnimatedArt ??????
GOD I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT JOKE TILL NOW IM AN IDIOT
Fun fact: Until a few years ago, Russia actually classed beer as a fizzy drink. They even did research, stating that they found out "it is healthier than vodka"
oh neat
Hang on. Its healthier than WHAT now?
Doctor: you need a new kidney
Patient: oh no
Doctor: Here's a celebrity kidney
Patient: YAY
Patient: doctor why am I constantly trembling
Doctor: because your now addicted to several drugs
Doctor: Sorry, now you have HIV.
Doctor: you also have almost every disease
Enjoy herpes!
TaStes LIkE ColOrS
@@itsnola8095 sound taste wayyyyyy better
Jack’s intro was so Australian, I flipped upside down
Nice
@@merlijnnelis noice
That intro was so australian, i ate a tarantulas farts again
@@amir_thomas1200 umm buddy are you ok
Did you know I live in Australia I am shoved agains my roof everyday
0:15
you didn’t search “guy squatting” because you didn’t want to confuse your FBI agent
i’ve searched it multiple times so my fbi agent has enough material
I've downloaded pictures and watch videos of it
I was that 69th like!
@@tomokototo what
@Sargent_HIPPO omg ikr like bro i got an email because of it
12:52 Fun fact: "Radioactive" should actually be played in New York, because it was originally written for a Spiderman musical. Then the guys who hired them to write it (which they had done specifically with the intent of replacing them with professionals once they got some publicity) realized their songs were actually good and that's how they became a famous band.
I love the way Jack pronounces “depression,” because it just sounds perfect.
Also the way he pronounced “massacred”
"Took an allergy test and im allergic to everything."
So how does it feel to be allergic to air
🎤 💀
*Asthma*
Amen and RIP to that guy
BREATHE IN THE SWEET AROMA OF DEATH!
*HYPERVENTILATING*
"I-I THINK MY LEFT LUNG JUST GAVE OUT!-"
[coughing]
Can we appreciate that they made a channel for Damien so now we have Damien back again
Ok sure
Its deelee
I mean... he already has one previously called Damie Lee, the rat king
I’m pretty sure Damian made that channel himself. Emkay doesn’t own him. I’m not sure if you’re serious, or making a really bland joke.
Damien has his own channel you know
4:10 congratulations, you turned your airbag into a claymore.
0:15 its okey editor i understand and im sure every other anxious person can definantly understand that fear. im very happy that your here making these videos as wonderful as they are so thank you for trying with that scene, i appreciate you.
the hotdog one gave me a goddamn existential crisis like wtf
Aww, don't sweat the juice, hot dog!
please stop
These replies are the newest version of only victims
@@shslidiot2342 man I was making a dumb joke that op didn't appreciate. I stopped when he asked so what you talking about? That's just common decency.
Also I could have gone far worse if I let the idea stew in my head.
I always thought I was a rat. Apparently I was a hot dog
Imagine someone actually opens up a Go Fund Me account for donating money to sacrifice tourists.
I already have;)
@@bredtbh If i had money, i'd donate it
so i'll donate myself as a practice for the future sacrifices
Please that baby I have three
can i be the one to throw them in?
or do you want me to play a game of human bowling with a truck?
@@anearthlyentityofcoffee2607 baby all you need to do is get the body's but if you want you can take the Bones out of the body's so they get saved and I will get the body's
12:04 when I saw this I immediately went on rule 34 to see if this existed.
No need to panic, we’re safe for now
U an issure
"I will surprise communism you before you have the chance to surprise democracy me!" - random dudes on discord.
13:33
video: german
song: about a russian city
comment: english
youtube: polish
hotel: trivago
edit the song is Moskau by Dschinghis Khan
mr worldwide
Name of the band: Mongolian
a catchy song played in east germany
r/Cursedcomments: exists
the entirety of EmKay: We can milk you
*"We can milk you"* feels threatening
And I don’t mind
same
@@timewithjackson3975 to a woman
@@shoty_x1693
You saying that you can't milk males? Tf have I been doing?
7:48 suddenly, technoblade!
1:59 the way jack laughed made me laugh
"What?..can you blame me? Its niiiice and waaaarm."
The creature said slyly, wiggling and adjusting position, deeper into the comfortable greasy cheese.
Do you mean dogwater?
Something big
r/Cursedcomments
"Took an allergy test. I'm allergic to almost everything."
So how does it feel being allergic to yourself?
It's called autoimmune disorders
Its not that bad considering everyone else is alergic to me too
It's called depression.
*almost*
*”almost”*
1:08 holy fuck I wheezed
2:50 female hyenas:
am i a joke to you?
4:27 oh that’s why flash in zootopia was so liked
It also explains why Sonic doesn't have one.
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
Day 173 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Anyone:
-r/HumansBeingBros
-r/Wellthatsucks
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
Dreams... 👌
Agreed
All of them: bread
YES!
we need them to look at prono sub reddit
0:50 do not recognise the bodies in the water
ive seen A LOT of the fanarts on this channel, but that one... i really liked it. if you are here good job bro and thank you for the time you put into it so people like me can enjoy it. :)
I'm so overwhelmed over this 😭❤
@@littlemull3415your work is beautiful man
@@karasu8310 oohh thank you so much!!
he named the cat noodle and gave it a chicken hat, chicken noodle, but what if he made chicken noodle soup
Chicken Noodle soup is the cat wearing that hat in a bathtub
The importance of a comma
Mmmmm.
I'm bouta eat some chicken noodle soup
You know your early when random people start praying for you
And start saying Indians to take Jesus as master. wait......This seems familiar...... Oh yeah British.
I pray for you
God they trust, cousins they thrust
Amen
the first guy to drink cow milk must have been like “wow, this shii wylin”
Damn that fanart is gorgeous
Thank you so much ;w;!
9:01 Only true Portlanders will know who this is.
Seen him only once in downtown Portland lol
@@airilesyankovic2100 It’s been my dream to see him! Seeing him is on my bucket list!
Have you seen the Cleveland tourism video?
Keep Portland weird.
PLEASE THE BANK DEPOSIT CLIP LMAO 💀
Ranpo pfp
Get it right, Jack: It's not "recycling"; it's "repurposing".
6:52 Can confirm, the Bible does not specifically forbid Heelies.
The girl treating the guy like a king is clearly the daughter of eldritch beings. She does stuff like that all the time.
Please help.
Don't worry let me get my gun
I dont know what you mean she is doing everything right now rest your head this will be quick
Nice provile pic
7:04
Malaria is like a bad ex she may be 'gone' but she is one drunk phonecall away
Underrated comment
10:41 Onlygramps
“People who go to sleep late die earlier”
Me looks at time: oh brilliant 1:35 am nice
On today’s episode of: *Cursed Comedians*
5:48 his profile makes me extremely happy
"homeboy got colonized" made me laugh way harder than it should've
Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?
Because they are dead
Theory: jack actually made that post about Kylie jenner
Stop talking. Please.
@@iliate2589 why do you fear the truth
Oh god
Day 12 of telling Jack that his feet smell like cheese.
5:07 That freeze-frame is ADORABLE!!! 🥺
jack is my favorite host because he does such convincing readings and its just hilarious :]
3:02 meanwhile the person using kelvin: kold
Hello brother
@@theelevatedone1630 i shall not question you either, so I'll just say: hello
@@donutquestionedtheelevated1070 Neither shall I so : hi how are you
@@theelevatedone1630 someone questioned me, and you
@@donutquestionedtheelevated1070 I’m not gonna fall for that I’m not dumb enough to question you and ask who? do not be mistaken i am not questioning you
15:45 the pfp is from itadaki! seieki, you are very much welcome, i expect my $190,000 reward by tuesday evening.
Can I give you the money on Monday instead.
I like how he sounded hesitant when said friends at the start
Dang Jack, you my friend are a joy to listen to. You're narrating of the video had me laughing out loud.
Thank you.
jack is the snack that smiles back
my snacks dont usually smile
Your comment is totally cursed
Same
3:55 Like the reverse of a gym I used to go to which became a bethel church.
3:50 took me a good 20 seconds to understand what was wrong 😂😂
17:01 I RECOGNIZED THE PICTURE OF GON AND SCREAMED
17:17 icarus' last words
After this, imma cleanse myself of any sins
Bro what How
@beeb geometry dash pfp🤨🤨
Bro... that fan art is so good like omg
Uepe
Thank you!!
7:36 Where can I hire him? 🤣🌊🔫😎
15:25 Ferb crushed on her, she never reciprocated until "Act Your Age"
9:26 Mr beast?
2:40
wowwww
now put him in the soup, kevin
*do it, kevin*
That intro was awesome, dude i'm a hard to laugh person, but that intro was a metric fucking ton over what i expect from a yt intro.
Good job Jack, we love you.
16:18 Introducing india
10:56 Germany and Italy reunite once more
It's quite uncomfortable the fact that Jack can deliver these kinds of jokes so well.
I was having a bad day. But I really needed this thanks 👍😊
*Title: EAT HIM*
*Me: 😰😓 I Can’t Eat My Teacher-*
(Okay, I’m Sorry)
Yes you can, what’s the gender?
@@yuame7605 Can confirm.
*WHAT THE FU-*
*I- Okay...*
Yeah I guess....:but have you ever had lung? Better crispy.
Jack is more cursed than any comments I've read and I love him for it
17:26
Hog Rider
I loved the “I’m the snack that smiles back”. It’s so cute and clever
6:03 Maybe I'm tied into this as well...
You'll just have to wait and see!
5:57 how can someone have Plastic donated as organs?
3:22
If we did that, I imagine Alexander Hamilton, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, and John Adams just having a fight.
Benjamin Franklin, John Jay, and Samuel Adams just talking.
And George Washington trying to calm down Hamilton.
2:05 they’re poor, but they ACT rich, while the rich people wear normal clothing. I know this rule!
I would pay $50 to play D&D with any narrator from EmKay, and $100 to play with Jack
HEH okay that’s too low
Thanks TikTok, I'm gonna feel mildly insulted now every single time somebody says "You walk too quickly"
I think Jack is easily my favorite EmKay reader, even though all three of them are fantastic in their own way. Jack just has the same sense of humor I do. lol
So hype to finally see my art in the video 😭❤
Thank you so much for all the comments ☆
@found the change name option lol i mean everybody in the comments below
I was watching bill wurtz new video and you uploaded as soon as it ended
*perfect*
1:01 being a huge transformers fan this is so fucking funny
Watching this as I practice self care and personal hygiene, emkay just motivates me somehow
Me too
15:14 and here we are, doctors looking for a cure for cancer while I had it in my locker the whole time
"oh shoot i forgot this is a kids website" has the same vibes as "oh shit, you guys are kids, i gotta watch my damn mouth around you little bastards"
my favorite part was when he Hesitated to say Friends
Yeah, best EmKay video ever! Never laughed this much, but then I just woke up and I'm still drunk...
The fan art was amazing!
anyone know what ''super bright flashing light kawaii dancing yeah yeah'' was? around 5:07
Carameldansen
7:09 that’s natural! Girls can in fact look over their shoulders. More turn radius than guys (without dying, but it can be uncomfortable after a time)
'How do you art people make things glow without the glowing actually being there?'
I have a friend who's an artist. I'm going to ask them this, in this exact wording, the next time I see them. I'll get back to you with their answer
DO YOU HAVE THE ANSWER!? I NEED TO KNOW!!
Omg, the fan art in this one is probably the best I have seen.
I know it's old but thank youuu! 🥰
1:55 I mean that is the trend I notice. Hell, to many of my friends I am rich, but only go clothes shopping maybe once or twice a year at most, barely spend anything. Most of my wardrobe is khakis or jeans with undershirts, hawaiian shirts, and some other button downs. As for footwear it is just hand-me-down slip on shoes from my dad and sandals.
16:06 that didnt age well...
11:13 I forget if it’s chipmunks or squirrels, but one of the rodents that burries nuts I have heard described as the best gardeners in nature. And they don’t even want to garden.
"Camped harder than Anne Frank"
Jesus Christ XD
14:19 that profile picture
Use this comment as a "I've also eaten something I shouldn't"
Context needed.
I ate marker ink
@@notaboomertree4141 why
@@dblunnie3783 well I was chewing on a marker lid because I was bored and the lid came off then ink got in my mouth
Same thing happened with a glow stick
@@notaboomertree4141 well once I also drank ink
4:21 That's just a frag grenade Lol
That glowing fan art was perfection👌