Soldier: when's that package gonna come?!? Enemy1: "so what did you send that guy anyway?" Enemy 2: "a rocket propelled grenade, told him it was same day delivery."
Very, very nice. But to me, it doesn't have the nice ring as *LOADS SUPER SHOTGUN WITH HOLY INTENT* . Note that this is my opinion and I respect yours.
I love the tumbnail. As you may know, all of us clairinet players must first pledge our souls to squidward. No really, have you ever met one of us? Most of us pretend out instrument is a bazooka as well, so this is perfect.
As a piccolo player, we must all bow down to our satanic overlord who has graciously given us the power to strategically deafen everyone in a 50 foot range
Okay let's be honest Doom you're literally going to hell and killing demons how is that bad, this is what they should be giving to Christian teenagers to play in their off time
"Between the 11th and the 19th centuries, certain Japanese monks practiced a form of meditation called something I can't pronounce" Yes, that's what it's called and I'm sticking with it. Thank you :D
I love how even when you use the little divider thing at check out, half the time the overworked cashiers are so out of it they'll just reach right past it and try to keep scanning
Doom guy: literally just wakes up Also doom guy five minutes later: I have currently killed 5,486,190,235,536,132 demons, I’m gonna have to do better next time
Who knows, he might even *Claristab* you to *clari* fy that he need his paycheck. Edit: Roses Are red, I once ate glue. Hey i got another like! But why is it blue?
"Games for 6 years or under? no pokemon allowed!" As a 12 year old pokemon fan, I fell offended. Pokemon is for all ages, and everyone should know that.
Doom Eternal especially, it’ll teach them how to deal with bullies! Edit: alright, why does this have so many likes? How many of you brought a nerf gun to school?
AstralizedComet actually China has zero cases. Even undercover journalists are reporting it, it’s not just the government lying again. Since everyone got sick, the wave has already gone past them. And now it’s moved on to America...
@@SniperOnSunday you can't tell me what to do *Boom* How it should've gone Officer: "Hey kid you can't skate here" Kid: "you can't tell me what to do" mine turtle:"hello! *Boom*
My strat is to open the hell gate and release Cerberus from hell and let it eat you Pov: robber being amazed at seeing a gate to hell ignoring the giant 3 headed dog/wolf thing coming out of it XD
Aight here's a dumb intro for ya "I'm Robin, and this is my side gig here in Gotham" Edit: My first comment to hit 800+ likes is a joke about Robin having having a podcast side gig when he is not fighting crime in Gotham. I thank y'all, but WHAT IN THE HECK ARE YALL ON?!
@@hogsrider8319 actually, he killed most of hell, killed the icon of sin which is basically the devil, then the Khan makyr which is an angel. Or God. Idk. So he rip and teared his way through all of hell, including the devil, and .1% of heaven. Just a friendly correction, don't flame me, this was with good intent.
“I mean he’s not wrong, just throw him off” “What’s he gonna do, complain about it” The dead guy might not complain, but the person that got hit by the falling body out of an airplane definitely will (2:55) Oh wait, they’d be dead to
honestly the rubber kickball thing is real. I can still hear and smell that ball hitting me in the face. Look, if you give someone juuuuuuust the right amount of trauma, theyll grow up resilient without turning into a serial killer.
@@airacummins5076 It sound real crazy but I also counted close family friends and included marriage. And yes I have a very big family. I have some relatives in Florida. I think I have 1 or 2 uncles or aunts with a family in Germany. Those are the only ones I know about but I have an unknown number of aunt and uncle's living in Quebec.
@anime_milkers well, I have no clue which of the people my parents used to invite over are their cousins or just friends so counting family friends makes since, although at least personally I only barley know most of my cousins so keeping track of 40 relatives seems hard to me
@@airacummins5076 Not really keeping track as just knowing about them existing. I know they exist and I only remember where they live because I recently found out about them (except for the ones in Quebec, I knew about them since I was a child).
In the 80s, as a child in Music class, I combined a clarinet with some strange-named flute and held it like a gun... messing around with my friends like boys do. A teacher looking in the classroom at a glance screamed and ran. My music teacher took the instruments and said they were for the lesson, they were not toys. That ended up being a parent-teacher-principal conference... and that was many years before Columbine, school shootings were very rare because they made no kids famous yet. I can only imagine if kids played around like that now given how The Panic Brigade took over our entire culture.
"Squidward you're holding your clarinet backwards." edit: you're not gonna want to like this after this next edit lol edit 2: OMG THIS IS THE MOST LIKES I'VE EVERY GOTTEN
I doubt that. Being kicked in the balls is only so painful because the nerves down there are nerves that send instant pain to the brain, which die down after around 5 or so minutes. Being stabbed however is a pain that lasts for hours as the wound is constantly feeling like its burning and is triggering the same nerves that u have in ur balls. Furthermore being stabbed can cause life time amounts of pain as people can still suffer with multiple problems one of which is nerve damage which causes pain to rise up in which the body cant handle and it needs to be seen too asap with antibiotics. Being stabbed and being hit in the balls dont stack up with pain, one you've probably experienced once in ur life either by accident or when the bell tap was a thing, the other u haven't and couldnt actually put into words to describe.
4:39 - As apart of their fan group, I would not lie about this meme. It is 100% true to me and I was not mad. (i mean when the person said ''nah, that's the fanbase.''
I think the mom bitching about her son being depressed and taking his phone away was most likely generation x and not a boomer, I mean yeah boomers have been the grandparents for while now I would imagine
Why are you getting technical when there's an abusive mother? "You see, you're wrong, because gen x isn't a boomer, but a boomer may be gen x. They're not the same, but yeah... she's technically right" Are you high or dumb?
Animan - I mean it depends on what you would consider young lol. If you have a kid at 20 and then your kid also has a kid at 20 then you’d only be 40 when the grandchild is born, I don’t find that too unreasonable. (And I’m being historically generous, until the ‘70s or so it was pretty typical to get married at 16-19). The thing is the age ranges of 40s-50s are not really talked about or represented in our media (because after your 30s you somehow stop being “young and beautiful” 🙄) so culturally we tend to only picture 60s or above when thinking about grandparents. We’re also just not expected to grow up so fast nowadays, it takes longer to find jobs and reach a level of financial security to which a family seems feasible, etc. But health-wise it’s still safest to have kids before 35 as the rates of genetic problems and birth complications only increase with age.
him: "how did your grandma get both of you pregnant so fast" me: "now this is a story, all about how, my life got flip-turned upside down, I'd like to take a minute just sit right there..."
So if my calculations are correct… a human has 206 bones, I have 1648 including kids in my basement, so that means I can break 1442 and still be intact
![[LIVE] : ONE ลุมพินี 87 วันนี้!! คู่เอก "ก้องชัย vs โชคปรีชา"](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YN6e7HVnekw/mqdefault.jpg)
Doom is actually very Christian you walk around killing demons and saving humanity... doombro is just like Jesus but with a shotgun
Omg
He's more like God but he's had enough of Satan and went to 2120 america to get guns
Jesus america edition
One of the original developers was a Mormon 2ith that very stance
all hail shotgun jesus
Kid: "ur mum gae"
That one kid born in a lab: "what mom?"
Power puff girl vibes
You mean your mom?
@alan master pro gaemer
@Damien Beltran There is always that one kid
“Your dad left you”
Wait a minute...
Doom, it's a very Christian game
*"No no, he's got a point."*
Yes
He's got several of them considering the spiked edges of his icon killer sword (forgot name).
You are going around slaughtering demons.
I gOt DoOm FoR mY cHiLd
Me who played doom at 8 👁👄👁
Soldier: when's that package gonna come?!?
Enemy1: "so what did you send that guy anyway?"
Enemy 2: "a rocket propelled grenade, told him it was same day delivery."
The “I’m only allowed to make fun of white people” from Mr Beast is relatable.
And very sad that how the world is going
I'm not racist, I make fun of all people.
i am brown, (kinda) so i can make jokes about everyone
OH MY GOD LOL
I’m not racist I don’t only hate one race. Well actually I guess I technically do. The human one
"Yeah, i haven't seen your parents in a while"
*holy music stops*
The holy music always stops when you have a pfp of chihiro fujisaki with a gun...
@@Localdragonkin Facts.
Who gave Fujisaki a gun
@@carouselqueer most likely mondo teaching chihiro how to hunt whilst ishimaru goes to buy food.
danganronpafan1041 p makes sense
"Doom is the most Christian game"
*LOADS SUPER SHOTGUN WITH HOLY INTENT*
Very, very nice. But to me, it doesn't have the nice ring as *LOADS SUPER SHOTGUN WITH HOLY INTENT* . Note that this is my opinion and I respect yours.
A Karen is the same
*loads super shotgun with holy water*
**LOADS SUPER SHOTGUN WITH JESUS' PEE AND ENTRIALS**
@@PleznTInfinite hol' up
I love the tumbnail. As you may know, all of us clairinet players must first pledge our souls to squidward. No really, have you ever met one of us? Most of us pretend out instrument is a bazooka as well, so this is perfect.
As a former trumpet player we must always blast a single note into the ear of everyone. It doubles as a shotgun
fellow squidward legionnaire, we shall squeak in unison in response to our enemies.
As a piccolo player, we must all bow down to our satanic overlord who has graciously given us the power to strategically deafen everyone in a 50 foot range
Do you play clarinet too?❤
Tf2 sniper weapons
Saying “We didn’t even do much.” is basically saying, “It’s okay, because I didn’t get pregnant!”
But like...... i mean........ its just.......... ahhhh fuck it
@@rimworld64 oh no
she didnt notice yet
Goose *Nooooo, it means “It’s okay I only rode him once!”*
the conversation couldn't feel more fake
Just imagine Squidward going:
"get noscoped squilliam lol ez"
Haha
"Squieard NOOOOOOO" *dies*
"Literal dog water lol"
And it's handsome squid ward and he does that squid ward laugh after
"smh squidward im turning on my hax noob ez dog water"
Okay let's be honest Doom you're literally going to hell and killing demons how is that bad, this is what they should be giving to Christian teenagers to play in their off time
Peter you ate my fucking pumpkin wtf dude
Yesnt
Well I play Kirby so isn't that far of
yeah, i've played it, you even get the icon of all sins
by the galactic senate and the Jedi council your under arrest chancellor
When squidward doesn’t get his paycheck
**pull out tactical clarinet**
For the last time mr. Krab, give me my well deserved paycheck
@Mark King its a clarinet you forbidden donkey
Flute, clarinet, oboe, bassoon, they’re all woodwinds
He never gets a paycheck
I’m pretty sure that Squidward wants to do it and he is just looking for a better job.
"He is powering up to stage 4"
Emkay: Aww
Stage 4 cancer....
Yeah, it was more of a disgusted aww
😑
*This should be in r/Cursedcomments*
@@Toe_Ticker y e s . . .
Even better
Literally, doom is christian cause.... killing demons
Exactly what I thought
I didn't know killing your mother was christian-like
That was the joke.
@@natsueyama it all good, just dig her up. The bible doesnt say anything about grave robbing
Natsue Funayama someone put this on reddit lol
"Between the 11th and the 19th centuries, certain Japanese monks practiced a form of meditation called something I can't pronounce"
Yes, that's what it's called and I'm sticking with it. Thank you :D
I think "Bully" is the best for kids, teach em self defense!
And shooting skills
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science
100th like
Remember
No Russian
Ok I put toast sticks in the oven im gonna take a nap wake me up in 5 minutes to flip them
“Give me the money Krabs, you don’t want to piss me off”
Mr krabs draws bfg 1000
It's treason then
Remove the off and don't part and put me as squidward
@@CattoMania_ ???
Other Christian Games
- The Bindings of Isacc
- Diablo
- Devil May Cry
- Castlevania
- Most Legend of Zelda games
Don't worry, we've got you covered
Why zelda tho?
I DONT GOT NO X BOX PLAY STATION GAME CUBE OR ANYTHING
Doo m
Oh yea baby, Devil May Cry
@@lishark843 because you take down a demon king
Robin: yeah I know.
Me: How does he know the children in my basement?
Hahahahaha….
*wait wha-*
“I’m your host robin, and I’m sobbin”
cool
@Ghost Diver it's a joke
@Ghost Diver nrd
Haha
“I’m your host robin, and he’s thobbin”
*doom is a very Christian game* needs to be on r/technically the truth
we kill demons yes yes
Explian I don’t play doom
@@circa134 to sum it up, you kill demons
You need to kill demons to save heaven
@Nathaniel Mischell thats why we all hate bullies
I love how even when you use the little divider thing at check out, half the time the overworked cashiers are so out of it they'll just reach right past it and try to keep scanning
When Robin puts him self down, I just want to punch him in the face with kindness!! You are amazing Robin! You need to stop putting yourself down!
3:10 "I mean, let's be real here, he's dead, just throw him off"
*Spirit Airlines has entered the chat*
Noooo
@@filtztr am I wrong?
I agree with them,if he's dead just throw him off the plane and be done with it
@@DinoLoverGaming No, no you are not.
Why are we booing me? I'm right!
"I have 412 bones in my basement"
"Yeah, I haven't seen your parents in a while"
*oh, oh no*
i haven’t seen you are parents in a while
Try 1632
Have you seen my damned inner demon or inner angel? They last told me they came to this comment. . .
"I know the difference between *you're* and *your* ..."
"Yeah, I haven't bothered to learn that"
@@i_is_piano1941 Yeah XD
Other games: neat, structured tutorial that lets you get familiar with the movements and controls
Doom: here’s a gun. Shoot everything that moves.
to be fair, I don't hold anything against a tutorial that has the respect to assume I know how to push a joystick in the direction I want to move.
@@masonjones7777 lol ikr
yeh i learned tht irl, doom is such a good game
Doom guy: literally just wakes up
Also doom guy five minutes later: I have currently killed 5,486,190,235,536,132 demons, I’m gonna have to do better next time
@@juniormakanjuola9226 lol
Video title: *"He will clarinet you"*
Me an intellectual: He will Clarisnipe you.
Who knows, he might even *Claristab* you to *clari* fy that he need his paycheck.
Edit:
Roses Are red,
I once ate glue.
Hey i got another like!
But why is it blue?
This is 2020 for you
Clarisnipin's a good job, mate.
Squidward:OH YEA A TRIPLE KILL OH YEA
Nah he’s gonna claringet you
"Games for 6 years or under? no pokemon allowed!"
As a 12 year old pokemon fan, I fell offended. Pokemon is for all ages, and everyone should know that.
As a mid twenties Pokémon fan, that person can so buzz off.
@@PlebeianPatriot true.
@@PlebeianPatriot BuT pOkEmOn PrOmOtEs AnImAl AbUsE!!!!1!1!!
Seriously, let the kids play Pokemon. It's such a wonderful series.
as a person that looks into creepy stuff in games, i cant agree.
uh I thought it was more of a “my kid already plays pokemon so do you guys know any other games he can play?” thingy
Doom Eternal especially, it’ll teach them how to deal with bullies!
Edit: alright, why does this have so many likes? How many of you brought a nerf gun to school?
Can confirm. Worked like a charm
@@optic5682 o_O
G L O R Y K I L L .
Should have been Cyberpunk
@@maddninjatherapy8460 every second the quiet kid is in school he gains more guns
robin: things have been too positive
*2020 has entered the chat*
2020: are you sure about that?
I mean a lot of people in China are positive....
AstralizedComet WHY
@@pengpura Because its technically the truth
AstralizedComet actually China has zero cases. Even undercover journalists are reporting it, it’s not just the government lying again. Since everyone got sick, the wave has already gone past them. And now it’s moved on to America...
I mean technically 2020 has been a very positive year
Fun fact: you can get rickrolled by lays chips ads now
Pain
Cut the 🧢
@@RealTheMuggy it's true. I got fucking rickrolled by the fucking chip ad last week.
@@SillySamaK.o same
everything sucks
Too late
How can I deal with bullies?
Google: Tell an adult.
Bing: I would like to introduce you to my friend the Doomslayer.
6:18 is too reliable for me
Yes I know. I'm gay. And a furry. And a CHANGED fan.
I just embarrassed myself in school and I needed this. Thank you Robin & Emkay
What did you do
Pissed yourself? The first time you raised your hand you answered wrong? What happened?
@@EchoRose1578 no, i asked the teacher a question then zoned out. Got embarrassed and closed my chromebook for a minute.
@@bittyjupiter3607 dude, take it from someone with anxiety - we’ve all been there
@@bittyjupiter3607 lol
"do you have a license for that trombone?"
"You'll never take me alive!"
*Doot*
Dudududududududu
"Hey kid, you can't skate here!"
@@SniperOnSunday you can't tell me what to do
*Boom*
How it should've gone
Officer: "Hey kid you can't skate here"
Kid: "you can't tell me what to do"
mine turtle:"hello!
*Boom*
"Got your nose!"
"Watch out he's got a nose!"
*several shots fired*
@@davidtorazzi7650 what's a nose?
Doom: *exists*
Popes all around the world: "The lord will allow this."
He allows it because thats what Jesus actually did
Ah yes...
the other popes
What other popes?
"is the woman included?"
"Yass 💅💅"
"People who sleep nude, what is your 3AM defense strategy"
That IS my defense strategy
My defense strategy without sleeping nude is my headphone wire, I can hang myself with it so I don't have to meet new people
Murpheria No!
Oh god
My strat is to open the hell gate and release Cerberus from hell and let it eat you
Pov: robber being amazed at seeing a gate to hell ignoring the giant 3 headed dog/wolf thing coming out of it XD
All fun and games till a spider crawl on u
Doomguy goes around slaughtering demons because he is actually Christian
Makes sense
Tell me something i dont know
@@thecoolerbootslap9592 He is quallified to be a Pope.
@@Karak-_- thank u
Or he's slaying angels who attack him because he does not believe
Aight here's a dumb intro for ya
"I'm Robin, and this is my side gig here in Gotham"
Edit: My first comment to hit 800+ likes is a joke about Robin having having a podcast side gig when he is not fighting crime in Gotham. I thank y'all, but WHAT IN THE HECK ARE YALL ON?!
if he doesn’t say this I’ll be majorly disappointed
wait a minute... Gotham? And Batman... bat.... bird... robins a bird. OH mAH GOD HES A BIRD. heS BAtMAN
Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: Cause they arrrrr.
They said it couldn’t be done
That’s stupid and it’s perfect.
05:38 the fact that he specifically had to say that he wanted a frog NOT for sexual reasons
He got a point
Doom kills demon so he might be christian
Are they demons or are they angels?
@@Persholm1 he killed both. then god, summoned satan and murdered him too
The final weapon is litteraly just a cross
@@hogsrider8319 actually, he killed most of hell, killed the icon of sin which is basically the devil, then the Khan makyr which is an angel. Or God. Idk. So he rip and teared his way through all of hell, including the devil, and .1% of heaven.
Just a friendly correction, don't flame me, this was with good intent.
@@venezuelanomori15 wasnt there anither fight against the actual Devil and its like an evil version of the Doom Slayer?
Yo I've been watching this channel for a while and it never gets old
Same
“I am what I eat.”
*Ah, yes. The floor here is made out of floor.*
So I can be anyone?
If the phrase “you are what you eat” is true, cannibals are the only humans
So I’m my tears?
:|
Guess ill *be ramen*
5:16 oh how it aged like fine wine
He will die this time
4:44 There’s a reason they’re called “Army”.
We're not an actual army
@『슈가소프트 문』 I was trying to cover up our true plans
"And we've learned how to weaponise that fanbase" - Robin
us ARMY can use our powers for good too (although we could do better.)
💀
Last time I was this early r/cursedcomments didn't have incest jokes
Edit: 420 likes
_Nice_
Ya me too on the vid uploaded 5 hours ago 55sec
Q: What is the tallest building in the world?
A: The library! It has the most stories!
So never
@@jdwmyt BAHAHHAHAHAH PLS 😭✋
If They're Not Related Even if They're Dead You Can Fuckem - Creepy Clown
“Krabs where my money”
“I-its here i swear!”
*realizes its not there*
“OH NO”
Nah, Krabs would clap Squidward
"Doom the most christian game"
Jesus looking with interest in his face
*Come on Barbie, let's go party*
oh yes, what a defense strategy
Ya kim blow up like nuke brrrrraaaa
Oh hello, why are you everywhere?
The kids in my basement tried this.....but it didn't work :)
"Oopsies! That wasn't my clarinet"
- Squidward Tentacles
Tortellini*
Ah, a Piemations fan. I see you are a man of culture, too.
PIEMATIONNS YEAAAAA
Then Squidward proceeds to penetrate with his Tentacles
@@Datoneguy_9343 *SPLAT*
1:18 As someone who is good at and loves art, this is the most relatable thing Ive ever seen.
13:57
The class clown: isnt making any jokes
The crippled kid: walks out of class
Great job art school, you created a crazy dictator. On top of his father who punished him severely
but at this point he was an old man, then he died
“I mean he’s not wrong, just throw him off”
“What’s he gonna do, complain about it”
The dead guy might not complain, but the person that got hit by the falling body out of an airplane definitely will (2:55)
Oh wait, they’d be dead to
And why would he complain bout the snack?
@@Dfl_jason That the snack was raw?
@Henry Stickmin How do you know?
@Henry Stickmin Photo or its fake.
Omg im not kidding but im in band class and my instrument is a clarinet and i was playing a scale when i saw this no joke
noiceee
Exactly. Me and my friend always do that to eachother
Wow your in band too
Yo I'm in band too
Finally I'm not the only clarinet player
@@aidangamez6631 Lol I hate it and quitting next year but haha lol
honestly the rubber kickball thing is real. I can still hear and smell that ball hitting me in the face. Look, if you give someone juuuuuuust the right amount of trauma, theyll grow up resilient without turning into a serial killer.
Robin : " Lets get in there"
Me in my bed cuddling with my cat: " hehe thats what she said"
Lmao
N O
0:04 Technically speaking, it is a Christian game because you're killing demons. Less demons equals more room for God.
The thumbnail: what will squidward do with a gun?
Also r/Cursedcomments: he will clarinet you 🙂
Me: what's with the 🙂 face?
Because this is the only blursed image on r/cursedcomments
Honestly don't know what that emoji means Is it pissed?,happy?,angry?,or jus gonna kill ya
THE CURSED EMOJIS
10.🌚
9.🙃
8.🔪
7.😶
6.👥
5.🤡
4.🏩
3.👁👄👁
2.💊💉
1.☻
@Sollux Captor ✔ ☻
@Sollux Captor ✔ are we starting a cult?☻
4:29 minecraft: “YOU CAN USE AXOLOTLES AS FUEL”
NO. NO. WE DON'T SPEAK OF THIS FACT.
😭😭😭😭
Wait, why are people afraid of this? I thought everybody did it in real life.
@@Jjjjjjjames hol' up-
@@Jjjjjjjames Ohhh, so _that's_ why axolotls are going extinct
Robin: "Things have been too positive"
also things: [2020]
Fun fact: One of Doom II's lead developers was a devout mormon that loved the message of the game
8:43 the brown dude named "Isokyrpä" is finnish and literally means "Bigdick""! glad to see some finnish culture here!!
Alright...I am officially speechless
I can confirm
@@alessiozanasi2922 and all they heard was an explosion
Ayy lmao that was my post
I enjoy this comment
7:44
As a German named Julian, this is an awkward situation
0:10 “loads shotgun with religious intentions”
Emkay: 6:40 “do we have a story for you.”
My brain: VEGGIE-TaAALS! VEGGIE-TaAALS! VEGGIE-TaAALS! Veg-e-tails!
Thumbnail: Hey spongebob, check out my new clarinet solo
BANG
Oh wait, that wasn’t my clarinet...
Edit: thanks for the likes! Rather unexpected
Now SpongeBob is solo in the ground you can't even see him.
@@ohitsrusher842 nice pun
Nice asdf reference
@@JA-bf9ph it’s piemations
Killanet
I stopped making Hitler jokes after I learned my family were prisoners, there was 40 escapes 5 made it to the boats I lost 35 uncles and aunts.
You had a very big family
@@airacummins5076 It sound real crazy but I also counted close family friends and included marriage. And yes I have a very big family. I have some relatives in Florida. I think I have 1 or 2 uncles or aunts with a family in Germany. Those are the only ones I know about but I have an unknown number of aunt and uncle's living in Quebec.
@anime_milkers well, I have no clue which of the people my parents used to invite over are their cousins or just friends so counting family friends makes since, although at least personally I only barley know most of my cousins so keeping track of 40 relatives seems hard to me
@@airacummins5076 Not really keeping track as just knowing about them existing. I know they exist and I only remember where they live because I recently found out about them (except for the ones in Quebec, I knew about them since I was a child).
I would say sniper squidward should be in "Mr. Krabs overdoses on Ketamine", the 3rd best children's game
"When the g falls of the grape juice"
Grapist: I like this juice
When the g falls off the Grapist
Go watch "The whitest kids you know , grapeist" im going to GRAPE your mouth
In the 80s, as a child in Music class, I combined a clarinet with some strange-named flute and held it like a gun... messing around with my friends like boys do. A teacher looking in the classroom at a glance screamed and ran. My music teacher took the instruments and said they were for the lesson, they were not toys. That ended up being a parent-teacher-principal conference... and that was many years before Columbine, school shootings were very rare because they made no kids famous yet. I can only imagine if kids played around like that now given how The Panic Brigade took over our entire culture.
Me: (Telling an offensive joke about deaf people to a deaf man)
The deaf man: *I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that*
Bruh
He didn't, indeed
"Squidward you're holding your clarinet backwards."
edit: you're not gonna want to like this after this next edit lol
edit 2: OMG THIS IS THE MOST LIKES I'VE EVERY GOTTEN
*Squidward's Suicide intensifies*
ClaRIPnet
Underrated
@@dabbingraccoons6416 no u
@@dabbingraccoons6416 imma give u a sub for being underrated
I was almost asleep watching this, and I had my eyes closed, I just hear "the forrbiden fleshlight"
Oh no Squidward is gonna snipe us with his clarinet turned assassin grade sniper rifle.
The Squidwards' one reminds me to Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation
Ignoring the cursedness. 10:58 is one of the cutest things I have ever seen!
"What have video games taught you, nothing thats it."
1:13 "are you sure bout that?"
12:50 "hey spongebob wanna hear my clarinet solo"
Fun fact: getting kicked in the balls is more painful than getting stabbed according to the DOL scale.
I doubt that.
Being kicked in the balls is only so painful because the nerves down there are nerves that send instant pain to the brain, which die down after around 5 or so minutes.
Being stabbed however is a pain that lasts for hours as the wound is constantly feeling like its burning and is triggering the same nerves that u have in ur balls. Furthermore being stabbed can cause life time amounts of pain as people can still suffer with multiple problems one of which is nerve damage which causes pain to rise up in which the body cant handle and it needs to be seen too asap with antibiotics.
Being stabbed and being hit in the balls dont stack up with pain, one you've probably experienced once in ur life either by accident or when the bell tap was a thing, the other u haven't and couldnt actually put into words to describe.
Ok, so don't go to the UK. Got it
What about stabbed in the balls?
there a problem? Normie?
@@Beta-qv9uf why do normies always use the word weeaboo as an insult? I take pride in what I am
Him: “welcome ladies and gentlemen”
Me: *guess I’m just a rat*
Just don't tell that cat over there.
No, Dylan. You’re a wolf
@Dull_Entertainer I think he’s going through a crisis
00:19 what do you mean? "Yeah, I know" you're my favorite
I can easily get a frog by just going outside for 5 minutes and looking around
4:39 - As apart of their fan group, I would not lie about this meme. It is 100% true to me and I was not mad. (i mean when the person said ''nah, that's the fanbase.''
Same
Very true
True
I think the mom bitching about her son being depressed and taking his phone away was most likely generation x and not a boomer, I mean yeah boomers have been the grandparents for while now I would imagine
Some boomers are only in their late 50’s, at least the “second wave” of them are, so it could very well be either
@@MsStarSwordPlays many grandparents are in their late fifties
Why are you getting technical when there's an abusive mother?
"You see, you're wrong, because gen x isn't a boomer, but a boomer may be gen x. They're not the same, but yeah... she's technically right"
Are you high or dumb?
@@timburtonlover369 Holy heck how young did they have a kid??!!
Animan - I mean it depends on what you would consider young lol. If you have a kid at 20 and then your kid also has a kid at 20 then you’d only be 40 when the grandchild is born, I don’t find that too unreasonable. (And I’m being historically generous, until the ‘70s or so it was pretty typical to get married at 16-19). The thing is the age ranges of 40s-50s are not really talked about or represented in our media (because after your 30s you somehow stop being “young and beautiful” 🙄) so culturally we tend to only picture 60s or above when thinking about grandparents. We’re also just not expected to grow up so fast nowadays, it takes longer to find jobs and reach a level of financial security to which a family seems feasible, etc. But health-wise it’s still safest to have kids before 35 as the rates of genetic problems and birth complications only increase with age.
him: "how did your grandma get both of you pregnant so fast"
me: "now this is a story, all about how, my life got flip-turned upside down, I'd like to take a minute just sit right there..."
"I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air"
3:23 I have an Alexa and when he said that I was like “SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT ALEXA CANCEL”. Gave me a heart attack.
*"hey Spongbob, Wanna Hear My Clarinet solo, Oop's That's Not My Clarinet"*
"King Jewlian" played by Sacha Baron Cohen a jewish man.
Maurice is a Nazi
Bts army: **nervous laughs**
Yes
I was hired as a "they can live but in the hospital" Assassin once, I agree. Ever since I got into bts my psychotic energy had a major increase.
BTS wants to invade North Korea
No… HES GOING TO CLARINET MEEE!!!!!!!
6:05
Emkay: Everybody type "rape juice" in the comments for SATAN!
I'll make a ritual
eciuj epar
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@@Dfl_jason nice
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Then i saw the terraria meme i was just thinking: "Man is this how cursed comments are? Pathetic"
i haven't been this early since damien was commentating
Me "Imma try to sleep"
Emkay's channel: 👁️👄👁️
When they're done with the Doom franchise, they can hop on over to Dark Souls and watch their own turn that same shade of white
Kids with cancer are like dark humor
It never gets old.
idk whether this should go on r/technicallythetruth or r/cursedcomments
And it's better when kids gets it
@@villaindeku2757 especially the ones who think kratos is from fortnite
@@p1zzapug yes
3:34 if you fully intend to knife murder a person while doing those things, I doubt it would take long to find those 2 items in your house.
So if my calculations are correct… a human has 206 bones, I have 1648 including kids in my basement, so that means I can break 1442 and still be intact
Smort
The video: is clearly in English
Auto generated subtitles: Russian