What the cops would say of they saw me they’d wonder if they should call the scp foundation because Scp-096 escaped, grew hair and dressed in a hoodie and Tracksuit... (no addidas... I’m not european... But I’m still white enough to be killed by the EFF)
I didn't even notice the title until this morning, but this is the last video I watched before falling asleep last night... The powers of Emkay are beyond my understanding.
Snakes have hundreds of legs. They are just so tiny that they don't protude past the muscle/skin. This means that at some point snakes were definitely legged creatures but evolution got rid of the legs because they didn't need them
17:52 that's a very good question. Reminds me of the Schadenfreude I always feel when I see homophobic men complain about women - allegedly - seducing men and getting themselves pregnant to "extort" them out of their money (aka ailments), knowing that doing the very thing they despise us gays for would 100% eliminate that risk.
Fun fact: Snakes used to have legs in the old days but they didn't used them and slowly they dissapered. In the later generations the legs were gone! But if you look closely under a snake, you can still see very smol legs.
hey . i wanted to thank you for .... whatever u do here it has been giving me laughs for some time have been dealing with mental health problems and bully people for a long time .... thankyou for 18 minutes of blindness from my life .
big sister : *gets a shirt that says "i may look like a potato now, but wait, one day ima turn into fries and all of you would want me"* me : oooooooor you could turn into vodka, just sayin
he is so handsome 😻 oh frick sorry I’m simping but he is amazingly cute it is a joke yes he is attractive but I don’t think that I would date him if I had a chance yes I edited this because some idiot doesn’t get the joke
When I was in the hospital after I had a seizure, I kept trying to take a nap and that stupid heart monitor beeped whenever I started to get comfortable. Stupid monitors
9:50 Masochistic knight from a prominent family. Lich that looks like they're actually alive and not undead, and is also a general of the Demon King. And an air brained godess that's usually either useless or detrimental. These are characters from Konosuba in the post, and this comment describes them.
7:57 Kids who play Pokémon are chained up in tiny spaces, enslaved and then forced to battle to the death while being controlled by a teenager who wants some random badge.
Comment: "Imagine a snake with centipede legs. Those don't exist for a reason." Me: *thinks about arthropleura and screams internally* "Yes, they're extinct, thankfully."
emkay; “belle delphine is worth quite a bit of money” me; **has bone-saw with looting lll enchantment** “hmmm i think i know how i’m going to make a fortune”
No no, your doing it wrong, your SUPPOSED to take the ORGANS, not the bones, oh wait don’t forget the tongue, some people will pay at least millions for that.
At around 5:29 when it said "DEAD BODY REPORTED" the only thing that popped in my mind was the "When I'm done with you there won't be a body to report" Help, I'm scared
I sure love some EmKay, doing the heavy lifting of Reddit bottom trawling so I don't have to, I'm casually upgrading my sarcasm while simotaneously losing any sense of faith in humanity as well. Truly doing the Lord's work EmKay, keep it up.
Day 86 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/trippinthroughtime Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks -r/BreadStapledToTrees -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
if being cute was a crime, then i'd be a law obeying citizen
If being cute was a crime, I'd be arrested tonight
Then released the following morning for not enough evidence
r/cursedcomments
If being cute was a crime, then I’d be arrested, not because I’m cute, but because I have 4 accounts of vehicle man slaughter in Mongolia
@@eatyourcereal7257 _oh_
@@eatyourcereal7257 damn that's tough but same
Robin: "I enjoy pain"
Everyone: "He's a masochist"
Me: "He isn't a masochist, he's just testing his limits"
cries
unus annus reference
Haha yes.
does he look like markiplier to you
_BDSM Intensifies_
4:22 that aged fantastically
fr 😔
That’s a good thing, cause those Ukrainians definitely didn’t.
@@phoebusapollo8365 Holy shit Satan get back down to Hell.
Nah bro, you wrong for that one
as soon as i seen 4:22 i knew there was a comment to be found
"Ukrainian child slaves"
well that aged well
yeah
@Luwi
Did u just reply to yourself
Forgot to change your account.
@@Taekaleaf yes I did
@Luwi r/Madlads or r/Youngpeopleyoutube
Comic: You have cancer, but your pregnant!
The Women: **cries**
Ad: *life water*
Emkay doing naughty naughty : th-cam.com/video/jyVR2_3Guns/w-d-xo.html
The Husband: Where the fuck is my Wife and Newborn Child...?
Q: What do you call a computer that sings?
A: A-Dell
@@jdwmyt i can see why your name is cringe
Ad pregnancy test
Robin: **saying he's ugly**
Literally everyone: Shut
F A C T S
Yas
No, he cute as fuck🥰
And i can say that as a dude and… i dont know my sexuality…
Exactly
i mean Robin isn't cute
he's handsome
15:42 Also remember that Zelda has been protecting Hyrule for over 100 years
*ITS LINK!!!!!!*
LIIIIIINK
Robin: *doesn't say "What's poppin', I'm Robin."
Me: "My day is ruined, my disappointment is immeasurable."
It's "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined"
"I like things that hurt, I'm insane!"
No Robin, you're a masochist.
@Destriod Chael im laughing so hard now 😐
@@weereyhans6057 same bro😐
@@ohnodudes3982 yea its very funny right 😐
@@weereyhans6057 yes bro I’m rolling on the ground in laughter every time I look at it😐
@@ohnodudes3982 i laughed so hard my lungs popped 😐
Robin’s right. He’s not handsome, he’s a gorgeous man who deserves more.
he is gorgeously handsome
NGL he's good looking
DAMMIT YOU BEAT ME TO IT!
I’m a guy who had a girlfriend but I agree. He needs a lot more credit than he gets
He is definitely good looking (out of character
This host is so good at reading out comments he actually knows how the comment would sound if you read it out
I love how Robin just accidentally rhymes his first few lines and probably doesn't notice it... Pain, Pain, Insane, Brain
If being cute was a Crime I'd see the cops they'd see me and go "Shoot that ugly thing."
Hah, Same here
If the police saw me then i would literally be above the law
What the cops would say of they saw me they’d wonder if they should call the scp foundation because Scp-096 escaped, grew hair and dressed in a hoodie and Tracksuit... (no addidas... I’m not european... But I’m still white enough to be killed by the EFF)
If being cute was a crime, I would have been arrested for several counts of Mass Genocide in Bosnia
@@Ludwig_Perpenhente wha? At least you don’t have to go to the scp foundation.
The ultimate reddit channel, instead of a robot. It's person who reacts to it
Yes
Redditor is good
Well that's still doing videos *cough* giofilms *cough*
There's also FakeJake
I didn't even notice the title until this morning, but this is the last video I watched before falling asleep last night... The powers of Emkay are beyond my understanding.
Only reason why the vids with robin have such a high watchtime is as soon as he talks we all fall asleep cuz it voice so calming
Hey Robin, you said Zach likes Transformers? Ask him who's his favorite Transformer.
It’s me
Oh wait your a transformers fan?
Then name every autobot
Im listening to the Akatsuki theme rn lol. Love the pfp
@@sirdayquil3551 you’re the white bread bumblebee is better
You're a transformers fan?
Name every Decepticon
"I enjoy pain"
Allright then, he is indeed a masochist.
Aren’t we all
Is it different for mental pain
The true masochist is the TH-camr graystillplays
Nah he's a cenobite
@@Mememaster-og6pz yes
17:20 romeo didnt felt her warmth inside her.
I love how everyone agrees that Robin is just kind of cute, well, that is everyone except Robin himself lol
grandma approved
Can I get a cookie
I know your probably a bot but good bot
e
I want a cookie too please
@@Stoudtminer I don’t think so.
If being handsome is a crime, I'm gonna visit Robin in the prison
r/cringe
@@elliottfox3581 shut up
@@elliottfox3581 e/shut
@@luke7932 no u
@@doggoadexx2680 silence
8:33
“He was acting kinda sus”
Je”sus”
"Shut up Dream" Absolute chad right here
Robin: I enjoy pain and anything cursed
Me: cause you’re a masochist
Robin: because of emkay
Me: right
Snakes have hundreds of legs. They are just so tiny that they don't protude past the muscle/skin. This means that at some point snakes were definitely legged creatures but evolution got rid of the legs because they didn't need them
So basically ultra-evolved centipedes?
y e s
What next? *snakes can survive while decapitated?* ...wait
@@furryexterminator1280 don’t do this to me man, that isn’t cool, thanks for giving me goddamn nightmares.
@@therealcattogaming5811 your welcome
i love this it combines dsmp members and just funny content
9:11 I’m fucking cry laughing
I’m so bad at imagining people’s face that till now, I pictured Robin as a human with a robin as his head.
Yes
It's the fanart's fault
💀
I laughed at this louder and longer than I should've.
Nah he just photoshopped that
If being cute was a crime, then others would go to prison cause I’m a child.
same
That made me lose like 14 brain cells...
@@jtcoversonguitaroutdooract7052 as did i, JT covers on Guitar & outdoor activities...
it took me a good 2 minutes to understand this comment- 😭🤚
r/youngpeopleyoutube then
17:52 that's a very good question.
Reminds me of the Schadenfreude I always feel when I see homophobic men complain about women - allegedly - seducing men and getting themselves pregnant to "extort" them out of their money (aka ailments), knowing that doing the very thing they despise us gays for would 100% eliminate that risk.
4:26 this is not cursed he saved children from dying
Day 16 of asking EmKay to flip their logo upside down on April fools day
approved
Yes
Theres still like a half year left tho lol
@@VoiceIsMeming I’m starting early
Yes
Bruh Robin dissing himself but he looks fine
@Grim Beeper You're absolutely right!
ur videos make me happy
Something i learned from my first aid class, if you aren't breaking ribs while performing cpr, you aren't cpr'ing hard enough
Fun fact: Snakes used to have legs in the old days but they didn't used them and slowly they dissapered. In the later generations the legs were gone! But if you look closely under a snake, you can still see very smol legs.
I don’t want to believe it
If you are wondering how they move now, snakes are 90% muscle. How’s it feel knowing that a noodle is more fit than you?
Stop
Please
Easy to see an ball pythons
Reject humanity, return to pancake
Wait
Understood. It'll help me survive the nukes.
@@AustinJASMR Agreed
I REJECT MY HUMANITY, JOJOO!
Reject pancake, return to mantis
17:56 best part ever
hey . i wanted to thank you for .... whatever u do here it has been giving me laughs for some time have been dealing with mental health problems and bully people for a long time .... thankyou for 18 minutes of blindness from my life .
"Because it causes pain"
"God I am insane"
"This job messes with my brain"
Love the rhyming
Friggin bars.
Robin says he’s not cute. Meanwhile I’m over here looking like a freaking potato.
Edit: holy Dino nuggets that’s a lotta likes!
Same
Based on your PFP I assume you enjoy using Gl1tch in Rogue Company
Then you two must be the most pretty potatoes
What's wrong with looking like a potato
i look like a door knob
Ok but, a centipede is just a small snake with legs.
Jokes aside i like the accent he put into it when reading 15:53
"When I'm done with you there won't be a body to report~" Saving that quote for later
Yep
no
Same
"feeding a moose is my new favorite hobby now"
Everyone dies except him
Victory
Victory screech
I was about to say a fortnite meme but then I heard the fortnite Iraq one and I thought TH-cam could hear my thoughts
A new meaning of "the hunger games"
Plague Inc. : *Screams in victory*
@@MisterPyOne The moose is now hungry for kill.
Am I the only one that's dying at 16:47?
9:55 Megumin is the kids meal
big sister : *gets a shirt that says "i may look like a potato now, but wait, one day ima turn into fries and all of you would want me"*
me : oooooooor you could turn into vodka, just sayin
people like vodka too
@@december0934 true
I too like to drink my big sister
@@Ankh_The_Artist y e s
Ah yes Vodka
Robyn: throw a picture of me up there
Me: still cute tho
Right
The fanart at the end was super cute
16:58 that "fortissimo" was perfect
Lmao, "She's got to be a millionaire by now"
Mean while belle making a mil a month
Robin : says that he isn’t handsome
Every comment: NO
he is so handsome 😻 oh frick sorry I’m simping but he is amazingly cute it is a joke yes he is attractive but I don’t think that I would date him if I had a chance yes I edited this because some idiot doesn’t get the joke
you spelled yes wrong
@@thelasttemplar4993 no I didn’t
@@HaveaBERRYgoodday123 you spelled ya and did wrong
@@thelasttemplar4993 you spelled I’m a complete idiot who didn’t get the joke wrong
Fun video! Thanks for uploading!
Even though i am VERY SICK this still makes me happy
8:55 I see Oregon is experiencing Sozin’s Comet
i love you so much
Lolllll
@Kang Kyou i live in oregon theres a place here called weed
Well in breath of the wild she’s canonically 117 soooooooooooo
Ain't that the same excuse closeted pedos with loli fetishes use?
@@SniperOnSunday yes. Yes it is.
This is what makes me love the internet again
IM LAUGHING WAY TOO HARD AT "coincidoink" 💀💀💀💀💀💀
11:41 That will Explain Why There's So Many Blood Moons...
I love how in addition to trousers, he had to put a hat on for the camera 😂
If being cute was a crime,then i should get death sentence
When I was in the hospital after I had a seizure, I kept trying to take a nap and that stupid heart monitor beeped whenever I started to get comfortable. Stupid monitors
ask some of those things from the guy
ikr. I needed them
Just unplug everything the monitor will get louder but you will immediately fall asleep #lifehack
Subtle, I like it
@@MonsieurLizard WHAT THE FUC-
The editor giving Robin love in the beginning was very wholesome then cursed comments started
I know right
All I gotta say is I like your videos emKay👌
Love the airstrike one XD
Its so brutal yet true
Yes, Jesus was looking kinda sus.... Je-sus.
9:50
Masochistic knight from a prominent family.
Lich that looks like they're actually alive and not undead, and is also a general of the Demon King.
And an air brained godess that's usually either useless or detrimental.
These are characters from Konosuba in the post, and this comment describes them.
Yes WEEB FINALLY SOMEONE TO MATCH MY PERSONALITY OF ANIME
Now we are 3 Konosuba is my favourite anime
@@Nightmare003 noice WEEBS UNITE
WEEBS UNITE
@@vdt181 WEEBS
that fan art put a smile on my face
that thumbnail got me soo good
7:57 Kids who play Pokémon are chained up in tiny spaces, enslaved and then forced to battle to the death while being controlled by a teenager who wants some random badge.
Every time Robin comments on a distasteful joke I fall for him more and more. He is quickly coming for Jack's place as my favorite narrator lmao
0:30 your not ugly robin
4:21 holy sh-t, didn't that age well.
Comment: "Imagine a snake with centipede legs. Those don't exist for a reason."
Me: *thinks about arthropleura and screams internally* "Yes, they're extinct, thankfully."
Robin: I'm sure at one point-
Ad:you shall not finish that sentence yet
This was too funny
4:18 well that aged like milk in a car while it's 102° F outside
and the car was inside an open sky sewer
@@fish5972 god d a m n
emkay; “belle delphine is worth quite a bit of money”
me; **has bone-saw with looting lll enchantment** “hmmm i think i know how i’m going to make a fortune”
You plotting a homicide? I would try to help you but I don't have much experience, only death I caused was daring a kid to only eat paper for a little
@@Foxiethetoastingfox ha
No no, your doing it wrong, your SUPPOSED to take the ORGANS, not the bones, oh wait don’t forget the tongue, some people will pay at least millions for that.
@@therealcattogaming5811 MAKE HER TONGUE INTO A FLESHLIGHT, SELL IT FOR MILLIONS
*I'M GOING TO SAW THROUGH YOUR BONES!*
-Medic
16:58 I love how much effort he puts in that fortíssimo, he sounds amazing wtf? 😭🙈😔
Thank you, im watching this at 4am
For all the people who shaved their hair completely off of their heads you have gained the achievement of having invisible hair
9:38 Knowing dream fans they are going to try to cancel you lmao
Me looking for a comment finally mentioning the dream smp is on there😶
nah it was hilarious HAHA
nah it was hella funny
Nah that was good
*casual Dream fan agreeing*
0:40 I low key thought he was rhyming on purpose and spitting lines but it turns out he’s just a natural
Emenem
@@deekay3249Em-kay-nem
“Because it causes pain! Oh god I am insane, this job has really messed with my brain.”
Nice rap, robin
7:28 If you give a moose a muffin…
He will suck on your coffin
"if you're gonna die just do it, you don't need to let anybody know" ✋👁👄👁
And i can help
Tf is that username dawg
At around 5:29 when it said "DEAD BODY REPORTED" the only thing that popped in my mind was the "When I'm done with you there won't be a body to report"
Help, I'm scared
My eyes have been open it’s better then stuff I’ve seen darkness and wiz combined is the embodiment of lust
I just got done with a tornado warning tom bean tx and seeing good night:) just made my night
8:50 R.I.P the children watching that are curious, they always said curiosity killed the cat
I sure love some EmKay, doing the heavy lifting of Reddit bottom trawling so I don't have to, I'm casually upgrading my sarcasm while simotaneously losing any sense of faith in humanity as well.
Truly doing the Lord's work EmKay, keep it up.
I see futa as an absolute win as a teenage male. you unlock a new perk called due wielding
4:53 the catholic kid: closes eyes, puts both hands together, puts down head on desk and whispers for fifteen minutes in Latin
I think they were saying it as in "Not all blond guys are cute, but all cute guys are blond"
*Guess i'll die*
@@lividpringles7198 are ya dead yet
Day 86 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/ihadastroke
-r/sbubby
-r/trippinthroughtime
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/Wellthatsucks
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
Please do this
Fobinend snakckz bruh thats funneh
Tabby Memes Huh? Why are you talking like that?
Hate to be that guy but I did a sbubby video yesterday (won't come up on ur recommended cos I'm an ant basically)
Wait, they're different people? I thought it was one guy
My parents get so pissed at me for laughing way to damn hard at these videos
4:25
Yikes that did not age well
Fun fact: There was giant centipede called arthropoura (sorry if I spelled that wrong) but that is the closest thing to a snake with centipede legs
"Sorry"? "SORRY"?! You think you can spell something wrong and just APOLOGIZE for it? You make me sick.
WW2 m8?
Yup! Arthropleura. This thing was Huuuge and lived at the same time as giant dragonfly (2 meter I think) and some other nightmare