Hey friends, here's our latest Honest Government Ad. This one was requested by our Patrons. A good topic suggestion, which could turn into a key issue at the coming federal election. I realise there's a wide range of opinions on this issue. I think that's partly because it's a genuinely messy situation. And partly because there's a lot of bullshit flying around *on all sides*. I didn't want to weigh in just to say "China bad!" or "China's done nothing wrong", which seem to be the two opposite extremes of those views. So I tried to provide a synthesis of some sort. I hope you get something out of this perspective. For me it's also been a welcome distraction from writing about climate shitfuckery as we head towards the COP26 climate summit in November. Writing about the Chagos Islands and Guam has reminded how much I miss making "Visit" HGAs. The last one was in 2018! (Visit West Papua). I look forward to making more after the election. I'll be back soon with the podcast companion to this HGA Till then, take care
It’s a shame you blindly repeated all the claims levelled against China to promote and manufacture consent for war. All of these claims are easily debunked but you still chose to portrait them as fact. This video did nothing to de-escalate current tensions. You need to consult some real China experts and should listening to news sources that quote ASPI. ASPI gets funding from the people that sell weapons to fight ASPI’s threats. Conflict of interest much?
You can bet the yanks will "sweeten" the deal for us on the refueling side of things only if we let them dump all the spent fuel from these subs here th-cam.com/video/96et8ZGsxJY/w-d-xo.html
Never heard of them before will have to read up. Can understand a country doing that sort of activity in their own national interest but doing it for another country seems odd. Just watched manufacturing consent and how it shows Cambodia and east Timor media viewpoints was fascinating.
I never knew about this area, I always assumed Diego Garcia was US territory. So glad it was mentioned- reading about it now and just.......wow. Humans suck so bad. I'm speechless.
Be careful. We are just experiencing a lot of US related activists, Murdoch beginning here what he did to UK and US. There are some nasty and cynical programs at present. Not a good introduction to what matters in Australia.
No, no. Quite different. I've lived in the UK and the USA, and I know that their politics are run by a bunch of slimy, corrupt, liars, backed up by parties of idiots, drunks, and unemployables. Our Australian politicians are all honest and wise statesmen and women who are dedicated to improving the well-being of every Australian. You ask them if you don't believe me.
It's nice to know that not all American's are oblivious to the state your country is in. Here on the other side of the world, the past five years has been like watching a clown show. Wish you guys all the best there, and that things don't actually escalate to civil war. There was a a time when I respected the ideals that America stood for, I hope that time comes again, but if it doesn't, I still wish you all the best.
@@AdrianMark America still stands for the same ideals. It's just that nobody in power (socially, economically, or politically) does, and those people brainwash everyone else so they can roll in the ching ching--and it works. We don't have any unbiased news sources remaining.
@pvtpain66k Actually all governments would do exactly what US government have done if given the chance to do so. How US government behaves is very normal. How the CPC behaves is also very normal but western media likes to put their spin and bullshit into it. Other than that, I would say all governments are full of people drunk with power and ego.
America isn’t under lockdown orders. Time to look in the mirror but I guess it’s just easier to blame some other country overseas. It’s long past time you took your country back.
@@thejuicemedia Honestly, it’s like most people who watch these aren’t aware you’re watching them through their webcam to help find the best times to release videos or something
Same i knew theyd make one about aukus and i was so excited for it and also you know the charity gag law ad, it had a north korea/Australia flag, you should put that on your merchandise just an idea
You know that situation is a mess when you feel that you get more accurate and heart lifting information from the comedians making fun of the situation than from the official statements of the structures in charge.
If it's big enough to be called 'A structure', then ""when you feel that you get more accurate and heart lifting information from the comedians making fun of the situation than from the official statements of the structures in charge."" is always the case. It literally is cool and normal, just not cool.
except that this comedian is quite misinformed. take nuclear subs as an example, hm? quote "we cant fuel, maintain, or deploy nuclear subs" . nuclear subs dont need fuel very often, only every 15 years, and that gives the aussies 15 years to figure out how to maintain the reactor. other than that, deployment and maintenance is just about the same as a regular sub, just a couple different bells and whistles.
i'm french and just love thejuicemedia...! :) Also wanted to say that whatever shitfuckery our respective (but far from respectable... ;) governments and others are up to, we should never let them divide us, the good people of the world who want nothing more than peace and a future worth living for our kids... Much love all... :)
@@ReactorKFusion Yes, i've seen that... just disgusting... i wish he'd show as much indignation about the never ending human rights violations in the dictatorships France usually sell its weapons to...
You know, I start off watching every one of these Australien Government videos laughing, but by the end am left feeling sad & deflated, reminded that this is indeed no joke.
The funniest thing is that he is blamed who is merciful. Look at Afghanistan - America could have ended the war in 20 minutes, but spent 20 years in humiliation, trying to win a war with toy swords. (I love China precisely because they are not merciful, not self-defeating.) - Adûnâi
What future? .....We've had decades to fix the planet and we're still talking the talk - doing less than too little too late as we broach the point of no return, and continue playing these fkn stupid games .....our great great grandchildren will pay the piper for our sins
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Well done Giordano. As usual you've cut out all the crap to get to the nub of this issue and present it in an easily understood way, for all those of us who really only hear the news and don't have time for all the analysis (even the ABC wouldn't dare to go into it in this amount of depth and detail). Your work is greatly appreciated.
Comparing present day human rights abuses by one group with historical abuses by another... Maybe you should take a little time to do your own analysis
@@mansory7996 the thing is anti-U.S. media doesn't have to make up a single thing because my country is really is that evil, while the U.S. has to use all sorts of intelligence operations, media manipulation, etc... to brainwash people into thinking things that support their empire. Now, are countries like China hiding shady shit, yes. Does it surpass the U.S.'s shitfuckery? Not really.
@@mansory7996 how was that "pro CCP", Juice is literally parroting the US State Dept talking points wrt Taiwan and Xinjiang in this piece that was presumably co-written by Adrian Zenz.
Henry Kissinger once quipped that "it may be dangerous to be America's enemy, but to be America's friend is fatal." Now I really understand this statement.
Kissinger was probably the last great intelectual and also pratical senior officer in US History regardless if we like or not some of his policies. Too bad for US none like him is available to deal with modern China. That could give US some chance agaisnt China.
Hi! Thanks for the video, here in France we hear a lot about these current affairs but it was hard to know what Australian people was actually thinking about that. Love you ❤
To be clear. We were not impressed that Naval Group failed to meet a number of contract stipulations over a number of years. This included schedule, cost and build being done locally. We were also not impressed by actions such as important documentation being provided in French, then being charged for translation. Naval Group thought they had us over a barrel. We paid the fair contract break costs and took up another option.
@@natmad Infra dig. I don't know whether it is, but assuming what you've said is 100% true and there is no other side to the story that mitigates your sleights, what part of that excuses discourteousness?
The funny part is US and UK is pushing Australia to the frontline while the 2 of them are sitting on the other side of the ocean and the other side of the planet. Perfectly safe from all the actions. 😂 The Australians really got duped into another pointless conflict.
Lapdog ScoMo went to his scapegoating meeting at the pentagon(controlling shadow government of aus) last week to be thrown under the bus for the kinetic phase of the war.
Perfectly safe? America and the Brits were some m the same place during WW2 or is that forgotten? You know how they helped repel the Japanese from further domination. I guess diplomacy failed.
The US is not away from the action for if things turned hot All of us Civilians from the us, uk, australia and china would suffer immensely. Heard of radioactive fallout.
Here from the USA and just subscribed! These are the funniest videos I have watched in a while. This video right here!! Thanks for making such funny but true videos!
And Rupert Murdoch's (you know the good friend of Trump and supporter of tories brexshit) media empire will be happy to bash France, prentend that french subs are low tech and prepare the good australian people for the great fuckery. I love it !
Thank you Chan.That I got interested in Australia because of you and it's because of you that found this channel with golden content.I love you so much.
As an American, I can honestly say that I agree with you. 🤣 World War 3 is inevitable. Probably not because China is taking a more aggressive stance, but because my home country is about to collapse and take the global economy down with it. Causing everyone else to panic and start fighting each other for resources while they watch us cannibalize ourselves. Not a fun theory, but I think it is very close to the truth.
@@GlidingZephyr WW3 will never happen with how globalization have become so ingrained into the society. At best you will get trade war, not full on people vs people war. Taking resources is meaningless nowadays when you can just buy anything you want. It's just economy 101
@@sheenyhive It's just like the cold war. Military funding to scared your opponents. Not to actually fight. It's stupid to start a war nowadays unless you can make sure to win in a short time
I just want to mention the orginal acronym that the Americans and Brits had to regretfully discard, because Scottie might have caught on to the truth: USUKA!
Its not tax payer money, its tax payer debt they are laundering. Here's an idea, they signed up for debt to give to these private interests, so when they get voted out, they, along with their private interests get to pay it back out of their own pockets and LNP coffers? May have to sell the Cayman assets - gee, what a shame.
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Keep going, keep doing, keep on keeping on such good wake up calls with such keen sense of humour. The actresses are sensational. The voices are perfectly down to earth. Hope your following keeps growing...
I liked when the Onion said in 2017 that they were going out of business because they couldn't possibly come up with anything stupider than what was actually happening...
AUKUS is basically giving a pet dog collar around Uk and Australia necks for USA, basically making these two neo colonies of the US obligated to follow them in a war against China
I dunno. The way the Federal government fucked up hotel quarantine, combined with the very slow start to the vaccine roll-out and assorted other fuck-ups involved with said vaccine roll-out, dropping "JobSeeker" down to way below the poverty line again, the reduction in real wages and continued inaction on climate change are likely to work against them.
@@resourcedragon Wish you were right, but our honest media will reassure us alls well and we will switch on the TV and go back into a coma. Mc Fatty will then pull another rabbit from the hat and we will vote against ourselves again. Nothing changes.
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"The country thats on the brink of civil war" For a country thats about to go to "civil war" the people sure seem to not be doing alot of "civil war" stuff.
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Careful there with your language. "Whatever it takes" could be construed in such a way as to have you labelled a "fixated person", and they have a whole national unit and force interaction that is used irrationally and with little if any oversight. And the thing is because the Australian Parliament was given only a matter of hours to pass this "national security" legislation, members admitted to not having read even 10% of what the Howard govt was jamming thru... So who the hell knows what powers have been granted and what rights eroded..?
Can you believe that we're now onto our 3rd Submarine Contract in under 9 years?!?! This government has truly redefined the meaning of the word "incompetent".
As a french I can confirm that this affair didn't go unoticed, and that we certainly didn't forget. I pray that you aussies never need our help, for it won't come.
Regarde comment a tourné l'affaire des sous-marins, c'est hilarant. Les Australiens ont déjà payé des milliards en dédommagement à Naval Group, et ils auront "peut-être" leurs sous-marins américains, mais des années en retard, avec seulement 3 construits en Australie, et pour un prix qui explose. Ridicule mdr
French here with some info that you guys might not have heard about the deal. What makes this funnier, is that if we speak purely about the subs deal, Naval Group with the french government offered Australia to build conventional diesel subs (which was a hard requirement for the Australians at the time, in part to avoid an arms race in the region and to be able to access waters restricted to nuclear subs, around New Zealand for example) by modifying an existing model, the "Barracuda" class, which originally was built to be a NUCLEAR powered sub. Apparently during the negotiation Naval Group made it clear, that they could also build a custom nuclear sub for Australia if they wanted to, which would have been cheaper to make and faster to build, since the modification wouldn't have been as heavy and they wouldn't have had to design an entirely new engine to begin with (the design of said engine was estimated to be ready for 2023), but Australia refused and went for conventional subs and to be fair the arguments for it were completely receivable, they made sense. In the "how" part of the deal, at least 60% was to be built in Australia, they got quite the rare and exclusive deal on technological transfer from France, since it was a total or near total transfer of technology, which ensures you are able to fully repair the entirety of your own fleet, without the partner's intervention, meaning you get to keep your armament sovereignty. Then the bad happened, prices ballooned to 90 Billions AUS dollars, there were delays, first sub expected to be on water by 2027, (which is a pain, but not uncommon at all, it's a world classic in big arms deal like this one)and Australians were shocked and quite pissed at the fact that french workers had 1 month of paid leave for summer regardless of the situation of the contract. (There's a mandatory minimum of 5 weeks per year of paid leave in France). However despite the quarrels, tensions and threats, progress was being made, issues were being resolved and trust in both parties was overall good. And suddenly out of nowhere from the french perspective the deal was off, french officials apparently first learned about it because it leaked on Twitter, which is no the best way to get informed that a multi-billion dollar contract was cancelled. Anyway, the new US sub deal is likely to cost more, a minimum of 100 Billions (expect that to climb, quite a bit higher), arrive later (first sub on water by 2040) and Australia will have to pay a fine because they broke the contract (for the Aussies reading, that's your tax-payer money). This was incomprehensible for the french because the main complaints Australians made about the deal was that it was taking too much time and it was getting too expensive, so shredding the deal to get one that will both cost more and arrive even later was a surprise to say the least. All of that for something the Aussie government and military originally didn't want but COULD have asked since the beginning. Obviously the subs themselves probably weren't the main reason for the cancellation, it's probably because Australia wanted to strengthen their ties with the world's first military power in case of a conflict with China and other Geo-political and economical reasons. I was wondering if you guys were going to make a video about this shitfuckery. Quality content resulting in quality laughs as always. And remember governments are governments, people are people. Cheers from France.
At this point you guys should just sell the subs to China because ”we can be stupid too” is a valid mentality in this kind of situation. What a shitshow.
Theres something ,the uk just returned these islands to Mauritius under the conditions of US military bases remaining the news said something about rent ...i wonder?and this Ad was 3 yrs ago
May sound funny but ADANI is the left hand man of Modi and corrupted the entire Indian media by buying them out. The ADANI - AMBANI nexus is now acquiring all public assets in India like Airports, Railways, Airlines, Sea ports, etc etc. And because the West needs to balance China's (illusionary) threat, they overlook India's human rights abuses and allow ADANI to ravage the beautiful outback Queensland posing a definitive risk to the Great Barrier reef. Shameful.
@@phunnyrao "corrupted the entire Indian media by buying them out" still you are brain washed from fake news from left wing, ok lets say you are right then from where do get this information against adani??, acquiring all public assets in India like Airports - adani took those airports on lease (do you understand difference between lease and acquiring) to operate and earn profit from them, and from other private players who previous operating them, Railways really man nor ambani or adani involved in it (Do you know ) - reason for Railways Privatization - th-cam.com/video/epwg7Tq6R6M/w-d-xo.html, Airlines - man nor ambani or adani owns a arilines wtf are you talking about, Sea ports - th-cam.com/video/ljC58IW1Bnc/w-d-xo.html, must see this explained how adani fucked china's plan in sri lanka while india gov and japan gov were unable too do it, stop watching actual corrupted news channels.
@@techskool8245 china claims whole ladakh and arunachal pradesh of India, military stand off between India and china is still going on, but according to you china is an imaginary threat.
Thanks for the nice summary again. Always appreciate you bringing in some extra news context the news doesn't include as a precursor to understand the bigger picture.
From the US empire here. Stellar stuff as usual, team ❤ I wish more of my countrymen had the political history background to appreciate your work. I will always remember how I discovered you via the WikiLeaks Cablegate rap video.
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The only reason why China claims the Spratly Islands is because there are 400 US military bases around China, think Okinawa & Japan, Guam, Thailand, Australia etc. But also the largest military base in South Korea, the country with Camp Humphreys, the largest overseas US military base. So imagine if China put Chinese military bases in Cuba, Bermuda, Mexico, Dominican Republic and the like. What would America do?, build more to defend themselves.
Have you ever tried talking to them about buying houses? It's like talking to Cultists. Their eyes glaze over, their faces slacken and they grin dumbly as they spout dogma about how property is some kind of money printer. . .
@@MrGduder: "Liberal" in Australia refers to the Liberal Party which ain't liberal. A long time ago the Liberal Party might have paid lip service to liberal ideals but it's so long ago I don't think there's anyone alive now who can remember that time. These days the Liberal Party aspires to be, if not fascist, then at least fascist-adjacent. They pushed a little too far under Abbott and Hockey (Hockey was the treasurer, morbidly obese and had a phobia about windmills) and so there was a leadership spill which installed a moderate (in the form of Turnbull) as prime minister. Abbott continued in the parliament as a back bencher and trouble maker (that's his favourite activity, being a really negative shit stirrer) and, along with some of the others on the far right, like Dutton & Christiansen, forced a second leadership spill in which the fundy (Hillsong) Morrison ended up winning. So that's how Scummo (the one with the really irritating, smug expression) became prime minister.
I'm reading confessions of an economic hitman, and this deal rings so true to the goals of the corportocracy. The main goal is for Aus to pay US contractors to build and maintain kit, locking Aus in to contracts indefinitely with no ability to service, maintain, and probably even operate the things they buy
Main goal is to pay for Conservative Party Think (LOL)? Tank (drunk) Hawaii mansions Why do you think Morrison stopped off in Hawaii, to check out the places on offer.
@@markh.6687 Who's providing the training? Will there be Aus trainers? What 20+ year contracts with US corporations will be made? There's a LOT more involved than just the guy sitting at the controls
That’s a good book. You can apply it to regime change attempts the US has been involved in, including Obama and Clinton 2. What they did geopolitically is appalling. This deal though benefits Australia more than it doesn’t. By a lot.
@@madsam31 Likely the US Navy and certain private contractors will do the training; they have the operational and technical experience in nuclear sub ops and maintenance. The only other trainers I can see would be the RN and their contractors, for the same reasons. Once a sufficient number of trainers are trained, and gain experience, I can easily see future training becoming more and more 'Straya-based and provided. But there's a learning curve that has to be climbed before that time.People train all over the world if their home country lacks the ability or money to do it themselves. Sure there will be contracts; that's how it's done. I 'd love to see 'Straya be able to self-train and self-maintain (except for the nuclear refueling, which apparently 'Straya just never developed the infrastructure to do). Likewise your shipyards will need to learn how to maintain the subs, although some work might still have to be done in the US or UK depending on what it is and who supplied the equipment.
Racism, swearing, sexism and misinformation??? Right a bunch of TH-cam clowns hiding behind labors skirt sure do know how to take the government to account by encouraging children to spam Twitter with racial slurs. Sorry there was so many statements within this video that were wrong but you didn't pick up on them did you?? No you rely on a propaganda machine to get your information don't ya. NOT ONCE was it announced we were getting US Submarines NOT ONCE. Most experts think we will adopt the UK Astute submarines like we did with the UK type 26 and UK bay class. I bet you can't even name the US submarine class can you??? Jordan shanks. Quick to criticise and back up his party but when his party is in a scandal wow look at the weather what a nice day. Seriously you guys are the fools who follow the puppets which in my eyes is pretty pathetic. BTW chagossians only arrived on the Islands in the late 18th century as slaves, fisherman and plantation owners of France. The British actually freed the slaves when they took over but hey that is overlooked innit bruv. Infact the name of the French colonists who btw were had their freedoms bought by the British weren't even named until 1990. The idea to depopulate the island was actually a US idea 🙄 go figure. In 1953 the total population recorded was only around 1100. But hey don't let facts ruin the narrative of the story. Do you own research 🙄 instead of following these puppets.
I thought this is one of those “US bad, China good” channel, but I was wrong. This is what political channels should be, instead of only leaning on one side, shit on both sides equally.
@@UncommonSense-wm5fd I don't think anyone has a problem recognising the satirical nature of the videos (except for the AustraliAn Government). They make no claim to offering "legitimate political standpoints" (whatever that means). They merely point out, quite correctly, that whatever the government says and does, it often has a hidden agenda, usually, to enrich its cronies at the expense of the people it is meant to represent. The government certainly does not like the fact that Juice Media so incisively points to its barrage of shitfuckery, which suggests it has things to hide. It's a sad truth that honest commentary has to be disguised as satire and comedy in order to avoid it being subjected to the crushing weight of spurious lawsuits alleging defamation, or SLAPP suits threatening criminal or other prosecutions.
I’ve been waiting for this one, absolutely BRILLIANT!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Just sitting in the Midwestern US wondering exactly how this was $crewing the people of Australia like it will the people of the US. Not our elites but our taxpayers…
@@vdubs4life1964 but they are elites in wasting the Taxpayer's money I don't think many ppl have the audacity nor 'intelligence' to build that many useless stuffs
Except it doesn't. The Australians get far better submarines with up to date technology rather than be screwed over by a French deal with has ballooned massively in price and has dragged on years behind schedule.
@@blueskies2117 nobody said the deal Australia had with France was good, but they shouldn’t expect a vast improvement by dealing with more savvy crooks like the US and UK. France got over on them and the others will too. It’ll just be less obvious till the end🤷♂️
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I love watching you videos and always share them. I have an Aunty that lives in Xinjiang. She comes out to Hong Kong to visit us a few times a year. Of course I show her news of what people are saying about Xinjiang and she can’t believe it. She says its all taken out of context and in a lot of cases completely untrue. I lived through the HK protests so I understand where she’s coming from. Regular HK citizens suffered for months at the hands of oppressive and authoritarian protesters. It was like living with a celebrity who commits domestic violence. The world is celebrating him whilst at home he’s a monster.
Well put, sorry you had to go through all of that in Hong Kong. I have families there too and I was so worried for their safety during the protests. It was a beautiful city but so much nice things were trashed during the protests that eventually resulted in nothing. What a shame, hopefully order has been restored because I really would like to visit again.
@@LSC69 Thanks for your comments. It’s very much appreciated. Since the NSL, HK has been able to rebuild and return to normal. It’s amazing how quickly they can build back and restore everything back to like it was before the protests. If anything, I’d say they built back better than ever. This is a slogan for the West but it’s actually happening in HK 😄
And they framed the fact that New Zealand isn’t in it as “NZ isn’t a good enough ally” and neglected to mention the fact that Jacinda had been like “we’re right next to a bunch of smaller, poorer countries who would be fucked over if we started using nuclear submarines in the waters we share, plus nuclear weapons are fucking shitty to civilians in general.”
They aren't nuclear armed - they're nuclear powered. A pretty significant difference. Also, as a Kiwi, Jacinda's idea of dealing with Chinese aggression in the region is for everyone to start learning Chinese.
@@BigJaseNZ it’s a loop hole to get around NPT ! Just curios what is it about China that has you so worried ? Honest question not being sarcastic or anything
@@mattyb5220 What do you mean a loophole lol? Nuclear power attack submarines are a tactical weapon - they target other shipping and conduct anti-submarine warfare with conventional weapons. Their nuclear propulsion enables them to stay submerged for as long as they have food. Nuclear armed subs are strategic weapons. They act as a nuclear deterrent. I'm a historian - political and military. Quite a number of years studying to get a pretty expensive bit of paper. China's actions over the past decade paint a very obvious picture of a nation with aspirations of being a super power and expanding in the region. (Antagonizing neighbours, military build up and expansion in both conventional and nuclear arms, construction of foreign military bases, building support in developing nations through bribes etc) Just in the last 2 days alone they are flying jets into Taiwan's airspace to antagonize them. Historically, America has enjoyed such a disparity in military power that such things were irrelevant but that is no longer the case. Their military leadership is more concerned about the order of the colours in the rainbows on their cupcakes than in developing their military power. Look at how perfectly Covid has turned out for China? The same people saying that firm diplomacy, hugs and kisses are what is needed are the exact same people that said the same thing about Hitler in the 1930s.
@@BigJaseNZ bullshit. I know something about NZ's infosec policies in regards to the constant Chinese-origin hacking attempts, and they are not snoozing on the job. And the diplomatic policy is exactly the one that is proposed right here in this video, ffs. As for nuclear powered, you realise we have an anti-nuke LAW in NZ? And the reason we're not in a military treaty with the US is because we won't allow their navy to use our harbours with nuclear-powered vessels or weapons on board. And that the US said that they would neither "confirm or deny" which of their vessels are nuclear-powered or armed - none of their Navy would use our ports, even if an individual boat would not breach our laws. And with that, no more treaty. Look up "ANZUS" if you're that ignorant of our history.
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Thank you so much, were it not for you guys, Jordan, and Michael West there would be no voices of reason in this, the best dressed banana republic in the world. Eat the rich, Compost the Politicians.
Expect Nuclear ships to be sailing into Australia ports within the next couple of years. The whole sub deal was about easy access for the US/UK fleets, we won't see any of our own for over 20 years. We'll be lucky to get hand-me down subs better than a Collin's class.
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Plus holding munitions here and having more US military here. I wonder when we're going to get a couple of US bases to go with it? Sh*t, I'm aware my outlook is a bit naïve but can't we just live without this incessant doom of war being continually in the air? There are more ways to skin a cat. Anyway, if we don't fix climate change, who needs subs!
So the UK just discovered that they couldn’t establish a Naval Base in the only British territory left in the Pacific, the Pitcairn Island. Much easier to take back possession of Australia in the name of the Queen who owns much of the land there anyway. If you behave nicely you may have the privilege of a Viceroy with full powers over the Commonwealth
Ah the "we want something that someone else has, so we'll take it" argument. "Queen who owns much of the land"?, "Viceroy with full powers over Commonwealth"? ... bruh what fantasy world do you live in? None of that is true, like at all. Dude get help, you literally suggested "Hitler please expand our nation".
@@Dumpling101 you live in la la land. Westminster wants to get back its White Anglo Saxon Empire, Australia is just perfect to begin with being run by the stupidest PM in history.
@@Jaredscott89 shame we can't say the same for so many other nationalities... buying it all with dirty money and pricing our own people out the housing market.. the whole thing is one great big shit-fuckery... and like always its the hardest workers whom are getting sharfted by this and previous governments... they are all as bad as each other.. Scumo has just taken it to new levels of underhandedness and corruption, apparently with the voice of god leading him!!!
LOVE your work. I'm a Kiwi, but you guys are an example of a wonderfully-irreverent tradition of satire (one which, of course, was hugely enhanced by the defection of John Clarke) and I wish we had more of it over here.
Aussies didn't sign the AUKUS willingly, they were forced into it. Catilin Johnshtone did a piece on this deal. She found a video of an American political analyst named John Mearsheimer speaking in an event in Australia. He passively aggressively threatens Australian with its relations with China. That video is worth watching, he is basically threatening Australia to play by 'our' rules or pay the price.
Hi from the Uk...only recently came across this channel and I think these videos are brilliant, gives a great insight into the world of Australian Politics and shows that the UK is far from being the only government that hasn't got a clue about what they are supposed to be in office for, that being to benefit their country and all its citizens! Always look forward to notifications of a new release, keep them coming.
To be fair, the French contract started at 50 billion, but then the tag cost nearly doubled to 90 billion with delivery delayed beyond the 2026 deadline when the current subs would be retired. If I contracted a developer to build me a house and the same shit happened, I'd cancel the whole thing too. (Edit) OK so there were good reasons for the pricetag inflation (additional stuff tacked on later, mostly) also explaining some of the delay. And the nuclear subs will come out even later, so overall still a poor decision to change suppliers so far into the deal. Thanks for mentioning the plight of the Chagos.
To be fair this was 100% Canberra’s fault. A nuclear powered Barracuda class (the French version then) costs around 1Bn US$, and the second in class, the SNA Duguay-Trouin, is about to leave the shipyard. Meaning Oz could have one sub almost ready by now but no, with the new plan, we’re talking 2040, at best. Prices rise when you ask for such stuff as changing the propulsion, or switching from the genuine equipment around which the sub was built, in favor of components made by the challengers… One would be interested in knowing what share of the price hike is caused by those foreign equipments. Nevertheless: Australia will have less subs, the talk is of 8 instead of 12, no one knows when but there is 0 chance it will be before the French one would have been, and, if, as mentionned, a Scorpene sells for a Billion, a Virginia class costs 3. Enjoy fighting with China under the encouragements of two countries that have no real assets near you. France has 1.5 million citizens living on French soil near Australia. But that good ole A glo tropism made it so that whatever thing French had to suck, that trust could only be with ‘murica and Alba. Well…so many have lost trust in Australia now, how can a country behaving the way it did expect the others to engage happily when they know that whatever contract, whatever deal, means absolutely nothing. If you guys so want to stay among Anglos, then stop asking for our support in front of China or for some trade deals with us. Go deal with London and DC.
in fact it is wrong. The 90 billion story is when you count the American weaponry that the Australian government specifically wanted in these submarines. Also, a letter from the Australian government sent to Naval Group shows that the government was fully satisfied with the deadlines and the progress of the project a week before the termination of the contract. Also Naval Group, the French company is known to complete its projects well ahead of schedule.
@@KerbalFacile and there is more to it. The French contract have this particularity that a part of the submarines would have been build in australia by australian workers. The australian governement put its sovereignty in the bin. I hope the french didn't share their technology yet.
I'm watching this a year after it was uploaded; looking at the comments, I'm surprised no one has commented on your spelling of Australien! Hillarious!
You know, the second I heard that AUKUS was going to be a thing I started wondering when we would see an Honest Government Ad about it. As for the video itself, it was fantastic.
@Dirty Solo Giving up any chance of neutrality or independent strategy in the region in favor of "the the safety of the sweaty armpit of the United States? When should we stop clapping?"
@@Marth667 His comment is clear, and I agree with it. Xinjiang genocide is BS. It's just like the WMD in Iraq. They want to fool the people again for them to gain support. The west really want to hurt China that's why they're propagating lies "again".
Yeah it is disappointing to see Juice Media keep denouncing the BS of Western powers, whilst not properly examining the various propaganda pieces they put out. And besides, they couldn't even get the acronym for the CPC right.
According the the Chinese government's own internal documents, it is a cultural genocide. Obviously that is not reason to make war against China, that would be a disaster for all, but a cultural genocide is still genocide and should be condemned. Stay mad tankies.
@@kkimberling Then they should have had reported "cultural genocide". Not killing thousands/millions of Uyghurs. Simple misinformation could lead to terrible "mistakes". Mistakes that could damage a country or the world for decades which the simple citizens could suffer the most.
Hey friends, here's our latest Honest Government Ad. This one was requested by our Patrons. A good topic suggestion, which could turn into a key issue at the coming federal election. I realise there's a wide range of opinions on this issue. I think that's partly because it's a genuinely messy situation. And partly because there's a lot of bullshit flying around *on all sides*. I didn't want to weigh in just to say "China bad!" or "China's done nothing wrong", which seem to be the two opposite extremes of those views. So I tried to provide a synthesis of some sort. I hope you get something out of this perspective. For me it's also been a welcome distraction from writing about climate shitfuckery as we head towards the COP26 climate summit in November. Writing about the Chagos Islands and Guam has reminded how much I miss making "Visit" HGAs. The last one was in 2018! (Visit West Papua). I look forward to making more after the election.
I'll be back soon with the podcast companion to this HGA
Till then, take care
It’s a shame you blindly repeated all the claims levelled against China to promote and manufacture consent for war. All of these claims are easily debunked but you still chose to portrait them as fact. This video did nothing to de-escalate current tensions. You need to consult some real China experts and should listening to news sources that quote ASPI. ASPI gets funding from the people that sell weapons to fight ASPI’s threats. Conflict of interest much?
Can I ask if this is banned in Australia?
You can bet the yanks will "sweeten" the deal for us on the refueling side of things only if we let them dump all the spent fuel from these subs here
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@@jayg6138 what was wrong exactly ?
Giordano is definitely simping for the 2 chicks he gets to do the videos , creep
They can't let France join the aliance.. it would be FAUKUS! 🤩
But isn't it Fauk Us already?
Yes, that would have been a terrible marketing decision.
FAKUS
😄😄😄
Just add Albania, and it'd be FAUKALL.
*I'm really glad you mentioned Chagos.* What happened to them was horrible and occurred relatively recently. Even a basic level of awareness is great!
I try to keep abreast of foreign affairs, but I confess that I knew nothing about Chagos. Can't say it surprises me though, sadly 😡.
What about chagas ? Terrible disease
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Never heard of them before will have to read up. Can understand a country doing that sort of activity in their own national interest but doing it for another country seems odd. Just watched manufacturing consent and how it shows Cambodia and east Timor media viewpoints was fascinating.
I never knew about this area, I always assumed Diego Garcia was US territory. So glad it was mentioned- reading about it now and just.......wow. Humans suck so bad. I'm speechless.
Still can't believe the Aussie Government hasn't shut this channel down lol, good work guys!
They tried.
You will get a kick out of this one then.
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You mean like how they imprisoned Julian Assange and are now going after Jordan Shanks? Typical LNP shitfuckery..
"Lol" They tried.but....🤣
They tried
This is my first exposure to Australian politics and I must say that, having lived in the UK and USA, I’m definitely getting a hint of déjà vu
Be careful. We are just experiencing a lot of US related activists, Murdoch beginning here what he did to UK and US. There are some nasty and cynical programs at present. Not a good introduction to what matters in Australia.
It's creeping in all over the world.
@@Chaos1187me no that’s your paranoia and good luck with your challenges in Texas.
No, no. Quite different. I've lived in the UK and the USA, and I know that their politics are run by a bunch of slimy, corrupt, liars, backed up by parties of idiots, drunks, and unemployables.
Our Australian politicians are all honest and wise statesmen and women who are dedicated to improving the well-being of every Australian.
You ask them if you don't believe me.
The thing in common between those 3 countries: lots of media controlled by Murdoch...
"Hypocrisy is the vaseline of political intercourse."
- Billy Connolly -
a good Firestarter too
That is easily one of the ways to put it
And politicians are like prostitutes just more expensive.
Hypocrisy ki bhi Seema hoti hai
~Fakeer Aadmi
Hello from France 🇫🇷 👋😊
Bonjour
Hi from america! sorry that our fake president is being such an asshole
Hello I m from down under!
Fuck France. Made me take take a train to Hamburg when I already bought the fries.
Hello from The United States. Please send help.
It's a really weird state to be laughing and feeling utterly depressed simultaneously.
I'm pretty sure that feeling is called "paying attention".
It's really fucking hard.
Now you feel how i did when i saw "idiocracy" for the first time.........
Welcome to the new normal
It's going to be really terrible when the only other option is indentured servitude in Elon Musk's salt mines on Mars... :/
Yep, ha ha , shit I'm gunna jump any minute..
As an American that is the most accurate description of us I've seen in a long time
Oh man right, I'm fucking terrified here and I feel awful that everyone outside of it is terrified of us too.
@Lilly Carmichael *Good*
@@maxhydekyle2425 ?
@@themaster2764 It's good that other countries are afraid of us.
@@maxhydekyle2425 okay
I love these 'cause they make being American feel less horrible.
"Cool and normal, pal" *DAMMIT!*
That's true. And to believe I used to think Australia and Canada were fairing better than us.
It's nice to know that not all American's are oblivious to the state your country is in. Here on the other side of the world, the past five years has been like watching a clown show. Wish you guys all the best there, and that things don't actually escalate to civil war. There was a a time when I respected the ideals that America stood for, I hope that time comes again, but if it doesn't, I still wish you all the best.
@@AdrianMark America still stands for the same ideals. It's just that nobody in power (socially, economically, or politically) does, and those people brainwash everyone else so they can roll in the ching ching--and it works. We don't have any unbiased news sources remaining.
USA is still worse as they failed several states and caused huge bloodsheds.
@pvtpain66k Actually all governments would do exactly what US government have done if given the chance to do so. How US government behaves is very normal. How the CPC behaves is also very normal but western media likes to put their spin and bullshit into it. Other than that, I would say all governments are full of people drunk with power and ego.
NDIS? Housing? Mental health services??? Lol, no. Try to remember, we're following America's example.
I really wish we weren't 😞
@@alison3783 That comment is enough for ASIO to arrest you...
America isn’t under lockdown orders. Time to look in the mirror but I guess it’s just easier to blame some other country overseas. It’s long past time you took your country back.
@@duduoson1306 America also has over 700,000 covid-19 deaths so? I much prefer lockdowns then unnecessary deaths.
@@ethand6260 like I give a shit what NWO slaves like you say?
I was watching past videos thinking…. Man I wish they had a new one up soon…. And a minute later here we are!!! Just Made my night!!
We heard you
@@thejuicemedia hiii
@@thejuicemedia Honestly, it’s like most people who watch these aren’t aware you’re watching them through their webcam to help find the best times to release videos or something
Same i knew theyd make one about aukus and i was so excited for it and also you know the charity gag law ad, it had a north korea/Australia flag, you should put that on your merchandise just an idea
@@thejuicemedia I wish you wouldn't have to make another one ever again. 😔
As an Australian I must say, her Aussie government PSA voice is uncannily accurate.
She’s also Australian
You know that situation is a mess when you feel that you get more accurate and heart lifting information from the comedians making fun of the situation than from the official statements of the structures in charge.
Really, I get goose bumps and fall down laughing at same time
Comedians are often more truthful than most
From the US: We've been living this kind of mess nigh on 30 years now... Edit: probably much longer.
If it's big enough to be called 'A structure', then ""when you feel that you get more accurate and heart lifting information from the comedians making fun of the situation than from the official statements of the structures in charge."" is always the case. It literally is cool and normal, just not cool.
except that this comedian is quite misinformed. take nuclear subs as an example, hm? quote "we cant fuel, maintain, or deploy nuclear subs" . nuclear subs dont need fuel very often, only every 15 years, and that gives the aussies 15 years to figure out how to maintain the reactor. other than that, deployment and maintenance is just about the same as a regular sub, just a couple different bells and whistles.
i'm french and just love thejuicemedia...! :) Also wanted to say that whatever shitfuckery our respective (but far from respectable... ;) governments and others are up to, we should never let them divide us, the good people of the world who want nothing more than peace and a future worth living for our kids... Much love all... :)
Mercí! I agree 🙏💛
Agreed, my friend! All people need to unite against neoliberalism the world over!
I can tell you our Jean-Yves Le Drian was not happy about this ! He was all ronchon !
Amen to that! 🙏
@@ReactorKFusion Yes, i've seen that... just disgusting... i wish he'd show as much indignation about the never ending human rights violations in the dictatorships France usually sell its weapons to...
Nuclear submarines are submarines powered by nuclear reactors. They do not necessarily carry nuclear weapons
You know, I start off watching every one of these Australien Government videos laughing, but by the end am left feeling sad & deflated, reminded that this is indeed no joke.
I hear you. At least we get a laugh as well as the tears.
Yeah CCP aggressive behaviour is no joke. Ask any Vietnamese or Filipino fishing fleet.
Just remind yourself that you have a joke of a government.
Moral of the story, never put a human in charge of anything.
The funniest thing is that he is blamed who is merciful. Look at Afghanistan - America could have ended the war in 20 minutes, but spent 20 years in humiliation, trying to win a war with toy swords. (I love China precisely because they are not merciful, not self-defeating.)
- Adûnâi
HGA is just a series of documentaries summarising the demise of Australia. Historians of the future will be grateful for this valuable teaching aid.
What future? .....We've had decades to fix the planet and we're still talking the talk - doing less than too little too late as we broach the point of no return, and continue playing these fkn stupid games .....our great great grandchildren will pay the piper for our sins
@@myresponsesarelimited7895 Greta FTW!
Letting china dominate is clearly the demise of Australia
@@mansory7996 Voting in the Libs is clearly the issue. Just like UK's Tories or US Trump-oriented Republicans they are completely unfit for office.
Partnering with China will clearly lead to the rise of Australia.
MAN you guys are SO GOOD at talking shit to the government. You guys are good at coming up with this stuff. Keep up the good work.
News flash: gov doesn’t care about shit talk cuz they know you won’t do anything about it.
@@duduoson1306 Yea, so we just start doing it sometimes, to take out anger on them.
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@@nikeshadow1728 a lot of good flaunting your impotence is doing. You plebs don’t even realize juiced isn’t on your side.
They don’t even come up with stuff, they’re basically just saying what’s happening!
I died when she said: "aukus" meaning awkward 😂😂👏👏👌👌
Well done Giordano. As usual you've cut out all the crap to get to the nub of this issue and present it in an easily understood way, for all those of us who really only hear the news and don't have time for all the analysis (even the ABC wouldn't dare to go into it in this amount of depth and detail). Your work is greatly appreciated.
Comparing present day human rights abuses by one group with historical abuses by another... Maybe you should take a little time to do your own analysis
@@shaynoaism Indeed. I think they are usually spot on but the nuance and facts are really missing here.
No, it's invaluable!
@Something came down irrelevant
That feeling when comedians (juice media, Johnathan Pie etc) are more trustworthy and informative than actual news media.
This channel is pure gold.
It's actually better than that, it's Platinum, a catalyst for change!
Yes pro ccp = gold
Agreed first time ever I Love And Cool
@@mansory7996 the thing is anti-U.S. media doesn't have to make up a single thing because my country is really is that evil, while the U.S. has to use all sorts of intelligence operations, media manipulation, etc... to brainwash people into thinking things that support their empire.
Now, are countries like China hiding shady shit, yes. Does it surpass the U.S.'s shitfuckery? Not really.
@@mansory7996 how was that "pro CCP", Juice is literally parroting the US State Dept talking points wrt Taiwan and Xinjiang in this piece that was presumably co-written by Adrian Zenz.
Henry Kissinger once quipped that "it may be dangerous to be America's enemy, but to be America's friend is fatal." Now I really understand this statement.
even a broken clock is right twice a day
Real enlightened man right here
@@johnroche6542 It's “toe the line”. As in line-up your toes along a line in the sand.
the fact that henry kissinger himself said imake it more ironic.
Kissinger was probably the last great intelectual and also pratical senior officer in US History regardless if we like or not some of his policies. Too bad for US none like him is available to deal with modern China.
That could give US some chance agaisnt China.
as an australian this is the most convincing accent ive heard on a skit like this, good shit
why did i even make this comment 💀💀💀💀
But they're Australian...?
@@heyokaikaggen6288 oh, really? damn, my bad, i had a feeling but i didnt wanna call it out and be wrong
Weird.
Regards:
The other 24.999 million of us.
As a definately-not-australian, this is also the most convincing australian accent I've heard on a skit like this, too!
@@lars_larsen probably because she is an Australian.
Hi! Thanks for the video, here in France we hear a lot about these current affairs but it was hard to know what Australian people was actually thinking about that. Love you ❤
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Oh, we were blind sided too. The current conservative government hold its own citizens with the same level of discontent.
To be clear. We were not impressed that Naval Group failed to meet a number of contract stipulations over a number of years. This included schedule, cost and build being done locally. We were also not impressed by actions such as important documentation being provided in French, then being charged for translation.
Naval Group thought they had us over a barrel. We paid the fair contract break costs and took up another option.
@@natmad Infra dig. I don't know whether it is, but assuming what you've said is 100% true and there is no other side to the story that mitigates your sleights, what part of that excuses discourteousness?
The funny part is
US and UK is pushing Australia to the frontline while the 2 of them are sitting on the other side of the ocean and the other side of the planet.
Perfectly safe from all the actions.
😂
The Australians really got duped into another pointless conflict.
Lapdog ScoMo went to his scapegoating meeting at the pentagon(controlling shadow government of aus) last week to be thrown under the bus for the kinetic phase of the war.
The US has a pacific that often conducts navigation excercises through the SCS
Perfectly safe? America and the Brits were some m the same place during WW2 or is that forgotten? You know how they helped repel the Japanese from further domination. I guess diplomacy failed.
my man Scomo is just going to go to Hawaii again
The US is not away from the action for if things turned hot All of us Civilians from the us, uk, australia and china would suffer immensely. Heard of radioactive fallout.
Guys you are the only TH-cam channel where I drop whatever I'm doing to watch your latest. Cheers from the Great White North eh
Fellow Canadian here bud
You're right eh
Great channel!
Fuck, I wish we had an equivalent channel up here.
The 🍁 Forever.
Right on eh Canukistan needs a channel just like this one.
Seriously, eh. Me too! Every. Time.
Here from the USA and just subscribed! These are the funniest videos I have watched in a while. This video right here!! Thanks for making such funny but true videos!
I'm not a native English speaker but thank god I'm following this channel and I've learned so many cuss word for which I'm eternally grateful 🙏
Agreed
As an Australian that makes me proud lol
Just be sure not to use them in public. Seriously. Don't.
So true 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻
Good work. Greetings from South Australia. We callem fucking swear words..
The British perspective
"Well, were trying to stop china, Good"
"But where also, fucking over the French, Even better"
To make it even better the French have really spat their dummies out.
As if this isn't exactly the kind of rochambeau thing they're famous for.
It's *we're, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
And Rupert Murdoch's (you know the good friend of Trump and supporter of tories brexshit) media empire will be happy to bash France, prentend that french subs are low tech and prepare the good australian people for the great fuckery. I love it !
@@julienboyer
God, I hope that monster won't live long.
Now Frechies will secretly sell that to China, who'll probably willing to pay >$100B for it. Which is even more better.
These juice-girls raise the spirit of my days with mind blowing content & stunning presentations! Love Juice Media!🥰
Thank you Chan.That I got interested in Australia because of you and it's because of you that found this channel with golden content.I love you so much.
you would be surprise how many french people watch and love those videos, they’re just too hilarious 😂
They are still bitter about the scrapped submarine deal. Btw it was a huge deal involving lot of money.
As an American, I can honestly say that I agree with you. 🤣
World War 3 is inevitable. Probably not because China is taking a more aggressive stance, but because my home country is about to collapse and take the global economy down with it. Causing everyone else to panic and start fighting each other for resources while they watch us cannibalize ourselves.
Not a fun theory, but I think it is very close to the truth.
@@GlidingZephyr WW3 will never happen with how globalization have become so ingrained into the society. At best you will get trade war, not full on people vs people war. Taking resources is meaningless nowadays when you can just buy anything you want. It's just economy 101
@@dieptrieu6564 Yeah all that military funding is definitely not for any nefarious and bloodthirsty purposes at all
@@sheenyhive It's just like the cold war. Military funding to scared your opponents. Not to actually fight. It's stupid to start a war nowadays unless you can make sure to win in a short time
I just want to mention the orginal acronym that the Americans and Brits had to regretfully discard, because Scottie might have caught on to the truth: USUKA!
Seriously..?
*wince*
LOL! Sounds Russian for "Bitch" in kinda English-Russian Language: U=You + SUKA(Bitch)! Imagine if they went with the "original":)
@@ustash they could add a "Blyat" to the end of it, and it would be, "SUKA BLYAT!" (Russian: "fucking bitch!")
USUKA sounds better in the voice of Mr T tbh.
All about laundering tax payers money into private contractors with politicians as shareholders
YES! It’s why julian Assange is being killed. He shone a light on their grift and they’re pissed.
It's called the corporate socialism / welfare
Its not tax payer money, its tax payer debt they are laundering. Here's an idea, they signed up for debt to give to these private interests, so when they get voted out, they, along with their private interests get to pay it back out of their own pockets and LNP coffers? May have to sell the Cayman assets - gee, what a shame.
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It's called democracy.
Keep going, keep doing, keep on keeping on such good wake up calls with such keen sense of humour.
The actresses are sensational. The voices are perfectly down to earth.
Hope your following keeps growing...
Please make a second channel for the US and Canada, we have so much for you guys to work with you'll be rolling in algorithm glory
No kidding.
I liked when the Onion said in 2017 that they were going out of business because they couldn't possibly come up with anything stupider than what was actually happening...
Nah, the "american empire" is bs and nonsensical, same with "American civil war" ok so a country has fucking riots doesn't mean civil war.
@@waltercommunitycollege1615 the American civil war was Just a joke
These things take a long time to make for such a small group, they would have to go into the private sector for such a thing.
As a Brit I waited for someone normal to explain this shitshow of AUKUS
Yeah, don’t wait for the bbc for that lol
This isn't the truth either.
AUKUS is basically giving a pet dog collar around Uk and Australia necks for USA, basically making these two neo colonies of the US obligated to follow them in a war against China
@@ommsterlitz1805 "Basically"? More basically than you contributing to getting rid of democracies all over the world?
@@ommsterlitz1805 yep
Nailed it again Juice media. The head of announcements has to go, but with the Murdoch protection racket in overdrive it's unlikely to happen.
I dunno. The way the Federal government fucked up hotel quarantine, combined with the very slow start to the vaccine roll-out and assorted other fuck-ups involved with said vaccine roll-out, dropping "JobSeeker" down to way below the poverty line again, the reduction in real wages and continued inaction on climate change are likely to work against them.
Hmmmm… time for another Juice Media on Murdoch's power and how there needs to be a Royal Commission into it.
Although the one fun part of Murdoch's 💩Fu©kery is that the UK is going to break up and leave England all on its own as the rest rejoin the EU - thanks to Murdoch pushing Brexit over the line.
@@resourcedragon Wish you were right, but our honest media will
reassure us alls well and we will switch on the TV and go back
into a coma.
Mc Fatty will then pull another rabbit from the hat and we will
vote against ourselves again. Nothing changes.
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"The country thats on the brink of civil war"
For a country thats about to go to "civil war" the people sure seem to not be doing alot of "civil war" stuff.
Braindeads , millions homeless, drug addiction epidemy and Trump next president
I agree that was a dumb part of the video.
You hit the nail on the head. Every time.
Everythings a nail when you are a hammer.
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Let’s do whatever it takes to get rid of Scotty from Marketing.
Careful there with your language. "Whatever it takes" could be construed in such a way as to have you labelled a "fixated person", and they have a whole national unit and force interaction that is used irrationally and with little if any oversight.
And the thing is because the Australian Parliament was given only a matter of hours to pass this "national security" legislation, members admitted to not having read even 10% of what the Howard govt was jamming thru...
So who the hell knows what powers have been granted and what rights eroded..?
Can you believe that we're now onto our 3rd Submarine Contract in under 9 years?!?! This government has truly redefined the meaning of the word "incompetent".
follow the money - how much spent/wasted these last 9 years on sub thinking? {pun warning}
@@brandoYT - But remember, all that money has kept us safe from ... ? ....from ... ?
As a french I can confirm that this affair didn't go unoticed, and that we certainly didn't forget. I pray that you aussies never need our help, for it won't come.
Regarde comment a tourné l'affaire des sous-marins, c'est hilarant. Les Australiens ont déjà payé des milliards en dédommagement à Naval Group, et ils auront "peut-être" leurs sous-marins américains, mais des années en retard, avec seulement 3 construits en Australie, et pour un prix qui explose. Ridicule mdr
If only actually honest government ads were mandated and the media had the stones to call them out on it. Y'all are doing great work!
It's a mock U sped
Not while Murdoch still has his puppets dancing on strings!
French here with some info that you guys might not have heard about the deal.
What makes this funnier, is that if we speak purely about the subs deal, Naval Group with the french government offered Australia to build conventional diesel subs (which was a hard requirement for the Australians at the time, in part to avoid an arms race in the region and to be able to access waters restricted to nuclear subs, around New Zealand for example) by modifying an existing model, the "Barracuda" class, which originally was built to be a NUCLEAR powered sub.
Apparently during the negotiation Naval Group made it clear, that they could also build a custom nuclear sub for Australia if they wanted to, which would have been cheaper to make and faster to build, since the modification wouldn't have been as heavy and they wouldn't have had to design an entirely new engine to begin with (the design of said engine was estimated to be ready for 2023), but Australia refused and went for conventional subs and to be fair the arguments for it were completely receivable, they made sense.
In the "how" part of the deal, at least 60% was to be built in Australia, they got quite the rare and exclusive deal on technological transfer from France, since it was a total or near total transfer of technology, which ensures you are able to fully repair the entirety of your own fleet, without the partner's intervention, meaning you get to keep your armament sovereignty.
Then the bad happened, prices ballooned to 90 Billions AUS dollars, there were delays, first sub expected to be on water by 2027, (which is a pain, but not uncommon at all, it's a world classic in big arms deal like this one)and Australians were shocked and quite pissed at the fact that french workers had 1 month of paid leave for summer regardless of the situation of the contract. (There's a mandatory minimum of 5 weeks per year of paid leave in France). However despite the quarrels, tensions and threats, progress was being made, issues were being resolved and trust in both parties was overall good.
And suddenly out of nowhere from the french perspective the deal was off, french officials apparently first learned about it because it leaked on Twitter, which is no the best way to get informed that a multi-billion dollar contract was cancelled.
Anyway, the new US sub deal is likely to cost more, a minimum of 100 Billions (expect that to climb, quite a bit higher), arrive later (first sub on water by 2040) and Australia will have to pay a fine because they broke the contract (for the Aussies reading, that's your tax-payer money).
This was incomprehensible for the french because the main complaints Australians made about the deal was that it was taking too much time and it was getting too expensive, so shredding the deal to get one that will both cost more and arrive even later was a surprise to say the least.
All of that for something the Aussie government and military originally didn't want but COULD have asked since the beginning.
Obviously the subs themselves probably weren't the main reason for the cancellation, it's probably because Australia wanted to strengthen their ties with the world's first military power in case of a conflict with China and other Geo-political and economical reasons.
I was wondering if you guys were going to make a video about this shitfuckery.
Quality content resulting in quality laughs as always.
And remember governments are governments, people are people.
Cheers from France.
At this point you guys should just sell the subs to China because ”we can be stupid too” is a valid mentality in this kind of situation. What a shitshow.
@@andro7862 the French are selling military equipmentto Greece who is still in a debt trap. Go figure.
@@andro7862 Agree.
Thanks for extra info on torpedoed submarine deal.
@@Zygmunt-Zen My pleasure.
The pentagon is the real federal government of Australia.
And Federal gov of America.
Cry more.
And Canada
That’s a state idiot
The Pentagon and the US Pentacostals
Theres something ,the uk just returned these islands to Mauritius under the conditions of US military bases remaining the news said something about rent ...i wonder?and this Ad was 3 yrs ago
I just loved the Adani sovereign risk angle!!!
Me too mate 🤣
May sound funny but ADANI is the left hand man of Modi and corrupted the entire Indian media by buying them out. The ADANI - AMBANI nexus is now acquiring all public assets in India like Airports, Railways, Airlines, Sea ports, etc etc. And because the West needs to balance China's (illusionary) threat, they overlook India's human rights abuses and allow ADANI to ravage the beautiful outback Queensland posing a definitive risk to the Great Barrier reef. Shameful.
@@phunnyrao "corrupted the entire Indian media by buying them out" still you are brain washed from fake news from left wing, ok lets say you are right then from where do get this information against adani??, acquiring all public assets in India like Airports - adani took those airports on lease (do you understand difference between lease and acquiring) to operate and earn profit from them, and from other private players who previous operating them, Railways really man nor ambani or adani involved in it (Do you know ) - reason for Railways Privatization - th-cam.com/video/epwg7Tq6R6M/w-d-xo.html, Airlines - man nor ambani or adani owns a arilines wtf are you talking about, Sea ports - th-cam.com/video/ljC58IW1Bnc/w-d-xo.html, must see this explained how adani fucked china's plan in sri lanka while india gov and japan gov were unable too do it, stop watching actual corrupted news channels.
@@techskool8245 - Indian paid troll spotted. Guys see the fugly face of Govt backed propaganda IT cell.
@@techskool8245 china claims whole ladakh and arunachal pradesh of India, military stand off between India and china is still going on, but according to you china is an imaginary threat.
Thanks for the nice summary again.
Always appreciate you bringing in some extra news context the news doesn't include as a precursor to understand the bigger picture.
From the US empire here. Stellar stuff as usual, team ❤ I wish more of my countrymen had the political history background to appreciate your work. I will always remember how I discovered you via the WikiLeaks Cablegate rap video.
Ave! wow that was a while back - so glad you found us that way, and even more that you've stuck around :)
Wait where is that video
@@abrahamdsl 10 years old but still awesome: th-cam.com/video/hl4NlA97GeQ/w-d-xo.html
"Cool and normal, pal".
This ads are so brutal. Can't believe I missed this one.
I love how these guys make videos to demonstrate current global problems in a fun way
Edit: I think “questionable” is better
Just too bad nothing changes….
What I really like about this channel is how they call out everyone's bullshit! We need more people like these individuals!
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The only reason why China claims the Spratly Islands is because there are 400 US military bases around China, think Okinawa & Japan, Guam, Thailand, Australia etc. But also the largest military base in South Korea, the country with Camp Humphreys, the largest overseas US military base.
So imagine if China put Chinese military bases in Cuba, Bermuda, Mexico, Dominican Republic and the like. What would America do?, build more to defend themselves.
very well said...
@@MultiCklee thanks
I am really glad you mentioned diplomacy, see how it fared in containing Russia lately... and before that, Germany, Japan and Italy...
I’d feel more sorry for Australia, if every Australian I met wasn’t insane and blindly followed the same liberal policies leading them into trouble.
Have you ever tried talking to them about buying houses? It's like talking to Cultists. Their eyes glaze over, their faces slacken and they grin dumbly as they spout dogma about how property is some kind of money printer. . .
@@Aermydach So true mate
Australia... Liberal? 😂😂😂
@@MrGduder The Liberal Party I assume. It's nothing close to the European or American sense of the word.
@@MrGduder: "Liberal" in Australia refers to the Liberal Party which ain't liberal. A long time ago the Liberal Party might have paid lip service to liberal ideals but it's so long ago I don't think there's anyone alive now who can remember that time.
These days the Liberal Party aspires to be, if not fascist, then at least fascist-adjacent. They pushed a little too far under Abbott and Hockey (Hockey was the treasurer, morbidly obese and had a phobia about windmills) and so there was a leadership spill which installed a moderate (in the form of Turnbull) as prime minister.
Abbott continued in the parliament as a back bencher and trouble maker (that's his favourite activity, being a really negative shit stirrer) and, along with some of the others on the far right, like Dutton & Christiansen, forced a second leadership spill in which the fundy (Hillsong) Morrison ended up winning. So that's how Scummo (the one with the really irritating, smug expression) became prime minister.
I'm reading confessions of an economic hitman, and this deal rings so true to the goals of the corportocracy. The main goal is for Aus to pay US contractors to build and maintain kit, locking Aus in to contracts indefinitely with no ability to service, maintain, and probably even operate the things they buy
Main goal is to pay for Conservative Party Think (LOL)? Tank (drunk) Hawaii mansions Why do you think Morrison stopped off in Hawaii, to check out the places on offer.
The 'Strayan Navy (HMAS) will be trained to operate the subs. C'mon man, don't make up non-existent points.
@@markh.6687 Who's providing the training? Will there be Aus trainers? What 20+ year contracts with US corporations will be made?
There's a LOT more involved than just the guy sitting at the controls
That’s a good book. You can apply it to regime change attempts the US has been involved in, including Obama and Clinton 2. What they did geopolitically is appalling.
This deal though benefits Australia more than it doesn’t. By a lot.
@@madsam31 Likely the US Navy and certain private contractors will do the training; they have the operational and technical experience in nuclear sub ops and maintenance. The only other trainers I can see would be the RN and their contractors, for the same reasons.
Once a sufficient number of trainers are trained, and gain experience, I can easily see future training becoming more and more 'Straya-based and provided. But there's a learning curve that has to be climbed before that time.People train all over the world if their home country lacks the ability or money to do it themselves. Sure there will be contracts; that's how it's done. I
'd love to see 'Straya be able to self-train and self-maintain (except for the nuclear refueling, which apparently 'Straya just never developed the infrastructure to do). Likewise your shipyards will need to learn how to maintain the subs, although some work might still have to be done in the US or UK depending on what it is and who supplied the equipment.
I don't think I can say this enough, Thank you to Friendly Jordies, Michael West and you guys for keeping these guys in check. keep it coming guys
Racism, swearing, sexism and misinformation???
Right a bunch of TH-cam clowns hiding behind labors skirt sure do know how to take the government to account by encouraging children to spam Twitter with racial slurs.
Sorry there was so many statements within this video that were wrong but you didn't pick up on them did you?? No you rely on a propaganda machine to get your information don't ya.
NOT ONCE was it announced we were getting US Submarines NOT ONCE. Most experts think we will adopt the UK Astute submarines like we did with the UK type 26 and UK bay class.
I bet you can't even name the US submarine class can you???
Jordan shanks. Quick to criticise and back up his party but when his party is in a scandal wow look at the weather what a nice day.
Seriously you guys are the fools who follow the puppets which in my eyes is pretty pathetic.
BTW chagossians only arrived on the Islands in the late 18th century as slaves, fisherman and plantation owners of France. The British actually freed the slaves when they took over but hey that is overlooked innit bruv. Infact the name of the French colonists who btw were had their freedoms bought by the British weren't even named until 1990. The idea to depopulate the island was actually a US idea 🙄 go figure. In 1953 the total population recorded was only around 1100. But hey don't let facts ruin the narrative of the story.
Do you own research 🙄 instead of following these puppets.
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I thought this is one of those “US bad, China good” channel, but I was wrong. This is what political channels should be, instead of only leaning on one side, shit on both sides equally.
These pieces are so wonderfully devised. I can't get enough
@@UncommonSense-wm5fd I don't think anyone has a problem recognising the satirical nature of the videos (except for the AustraliAn Government). They make no claim to offering "legitimate political standpoints" (whatever that means). They merely point out, quite correctly, that whatever the government says and does, it often has a hidden agenda, usually, to enrich its cronies at the expense of the people it is meant to represent. The government certainly does not like the fact that Juice Media so incisively points to its barrage of shitfuckery, which suggests it has things to hide. It's a sad truth that honest commentary has to be disguised as satire and comedy in order to avoid it being subjected to the crushing weight of spurious lawsuits alleging defamation, or SLAPP suits threatening criminal or other prosecutions.
@@UncommonSense-wm5fd Prove it!
I’ve been waiting for this one, absolutely BRILLIANT!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Just sitting in the Midwestern US wondering exactly how this was $crewing the people of Australia like it will the people of the US. Not our elites but our taxpayers…
While there are elites the Taxpayer will always be screwed.
@@vdubs4life1964 but they are elites in wasting the Taxpayer's money
I don't think many ppl have the audacity nor 'intelligence' to build that many useless stuffs
Except it doesn't. The Australians get far better submarines with up to date technology rather than be screwed over by a French deal with has ballooned massively in price and has dragged on years behind schedule.
@@blueskies2117 nobody said the deal Australia had with France was good, but they shouldn’t expect a vast improvement by dealing with more savvy crooks like the US and UK. France got over on them and the others will too. It’ll just be less obvious till the end🤷♂️
We have needed someone to constantly and efficiently shit on the shortcomings and hypocrisy of Straya since the Chaser....
Well done
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The Chaser probably gave up because there were too many shortcomings to keep up with. Cheers,
The style and delivery of these sarcastic diatribes are brilliant.
I love watching you videos and always share them.
I have an Aunty that lives in Xinjiang. She comes out to Hong Kong to visit us a few times a year. Of course I show her news of what people are saying about Xinjiang and she can’t believe it. She says its all taken out of context and in a lot of cases completely untrue.
I lived through the HK protests so I understand where she’s coming from. Regular HK citizens suffered for months at the hands of oppressive and authoritarian protesters. It was like living with a celebrity who commits domestic violence. The world is celebrating him whilst at home he’s a monster.
Well put, sorry you had to go through all of that in Hong Kong. I have families there too and I was so worried for their safety during the protests. It was a beautiful city but so much nice things were trashed during the protests that eventually resulted in nothing. What a shame, hopefully order has been restored because I really would like to visit again.
@@LSC69 Thanks for your comments. It’s very much appreciated.
Since the NSL, HK has been able to rebuild and return to normal. It’s amazing how quickly they can build back and restore everything back to like it was before the protests. If anything, I’d say they built back better than ever. This is a slogan for the West but it’s actually happening in HK 😄
I love how real they keep it with this channel, great stuff.
This is great! I wish there was a channel like this for every country!!
I'm watching this from the US. I'm glad you guys are calling the American empire what it is.
And they framed the fact that New Zealand isn’t in it as “NZ isn’t a good enough ally” and neglected to mention the fact that Jacinda had been like “we’re right next to a bunch of smaller, poorer countries who would be fucked over if we started using nuclear submarines in the waters we share, plus nuclear weapons are fucking shitty to civilians in general.”
They aren't nuclear armed - they're nuclear powered. A pretty significant difference. Also, as a Kiwi, Jacinda's idea of dealing with Chinese aggression in the region is for everyone to start learning Chinese.
@@BigJaseNZ it’s a loop hole to get around NPT ! Just curios what is it about China that has you so worried ? Honest question not being sarcastic or anything
@@mattyb5220 What do you mean a loophole lol? Nuclear power attack submarines are a tactical weapon - they target other shipping and conduct anti-submarine warfare with conventional weapons. Their nuclear propulsion enables them to stay submerged for as long as they have food. Nuclear armed subs are strategic weapons. They act as a nuclear deterrent.
I'm a historian - political and military. Quite a number of years studying to get a pretty expensive bit of paper. China's actions over the past decade paint a very obvious picture of a nation with aspirations of being a super power and expanding in the region. (Antagonizing neighbours, military build up and expansion in both conventional and nuclear arms, construction of foreign military bases, building support in developing nations through bribes etc) Just in the last 2 days alone they are flying jets into Taiwan's airspace to antagonize them. Historically, America has enjoyed such a disparity in military power that such things were irrelevant but that is no longer the case. Their military leadership is more concerned about the order of the colours in the rainbows on their cupcakes than in developing their military power. Look at how perfectly Covid has turned out for China?
The same people saying that firm diplomacy, hugs and kisses are what is needed are the exact same people that said the same thing about Hitler in the 1930s.
@@BigJaseNZ wow , well I guess not all historians are unbiased but we all know that already! When did China start flying jets into Taiwan airspace ?
@@BigJaseNZ bullshit. I know something about NZ's infosec policies in regards to the constant Chinese-origin hacking attempts, and they are not snoozing on the job. And the diplomatic policy is exactly the one that is proposed right here in this video, ffs.
As for nuclear powered, you realise we have an anti-nuke LAW in NZ? And the reason we're not in a military treaty with the US is because we won't allow their navy to use our harbours with nuclear-powered vessels or weapons on board. And that the US said that they would neither "confirm or deny" which of their vessels are nuclear-powered or armed - none of their Navy would use our ports, even if an individual boat would not breach our laws. And with that, no more treaty. Look up "ANZUS" if you're that ignorant of our history.
Ah, oui. Je l'attendais avec impatience celle là! Merci les potos!
Excellent video! I wish I could give it more than one "like". This needs to be seen far and wide.
this channel really improved my english accent.Now I can cursing appropriately
Love it 😊 you guess have such a great way of displaying our government accurately
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Thank you so much, were it not for you guys, Jordan, and Michael West there would be no voices of reason in this, the best dressed banana republic in the world. Eat the rich, Compost the Politicians.
Couldn't agree more!!!!!
As brilliant as ever -- great work, y'all!
Thank you for mentioning Hawaii. I love this channel.
Been eagerly awaiting this one. Great job team!
Expect Nuclear ships to be sailing into Australia ports within the next couple of years. The whole sub deal was about easy access for the US/UK fleets, we won't see any of our own for over 20 years. We'll be lucky to get hand-me down subs better than a Collin's class.
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Plus holding munitions here and having more US military here. I wonder when we're going to get a couple of US bases to go with it? Sh*t, I'm aware my outlook is a bit naïve but can't we just live without this incessant doom of war being continually in the air? There are more ways to skin a cat. Anyway, if we don't fix climate change, who needs subs!
@@sheilaboston7051 ahhhhhh, we already have several US bases here. For decades.
Great stuff as always Juice!
I've only just discovered these videos. Superb work, Juice Media!
There are no words to describe how great this was. Thank you for bringing out such issues. I love you all and I wish you all the best❤️❤️❤️
So the UK just discovered that they couldn’t establish a Naval Base in the only British territory left in the Pacific, the Pitcairn Island.
Much easier to take back possession of Australia in the name of the Queen who owns much of the land there anyway.
If you behave nicely you may have the privilege of a Viceroy with full powers over the Commonwealth
Ah the "we want something that someone else has, so we'll take it" argument. "Queen who owns much of the land"?, "Viceroy with full powers over Commonwealth"? ... bruh what fantasy world do you live in? None of that is true, like at all. Dude get help, you literally suggested "Hitler please expand our nation".
@@Dumpling101 you live in la la land. Westminster wants to get back its White Anglo Saxon Empire, Australia is just perfect to begin with being run by the stupidest PM in history.
@@phoebus45 The Queen owns precisely zero percent of Australia.
@@Jaredscott89 shame we can't say the same for so many other nationalities... buying it all with dirty money and pricing our own people out the housing market.. the whole thing is one great big shit-fuckery... and like always its the hardest workers whom are getting sharfted by this and previous governments... they are all as bad as each other.. Scumo has just taken it to new levels of underhandedness and corruption, apparently with the voice of god leading him!!!
@@Jaredscott89 she doesn’t even own England lol
LOVE your work. I'm a Kiwi, but you guys are an example of a wonderfully-irreverent tradition of satire (one which, of course, was hugely enhanced by the defection of John Clarke) and I wish we had more of it over here.
I know what went wrong, the front fell off...
The only reason they didn’t add France and added us is because it would be called FUKUS
There is more thruth in this than in any News show I have seen about this subject.
Great job!
On point as always. Terrifyingly on point.
Aussies didn't sign the AUKUS willingly, they were forced into it. Catilin Johnshtone did a piece on this deal. She found a video of an American political analyst named John Mearsheimer speaking in an event in Australia. He passively aggressively threatens Australian with its relations with China. That video is worth watching, he is basically threatening Australia to play by 'our' rules or pay the price.
that"cool and normal pal" really killed me lol
Amo este canal y su forma de explicar. Ojalá cada país pudiera tener uno así.
Hi from the Uk...only recently came across this channel and I think these videos are brilliant, gives a great insight into the world of Australian Politics and shows that the UK is far from being the only government that hasn't got a clue about what they are supposed to be in office for, that being to benefit their country and all its citizens! Always look forward to notifications of a new release, keep them coming.
Same country just different location, Australia was new england
To be fair, the French contract started at 50 billion, but then the tag cost nearly doubled to 90 billion with delivery delayed beyond the 2026 deadline when the current subs would be retired. If I contracted a developer to build me a house and the same shit happened, I'd cancel the whole thing too.
(Edit) OK so there were good reasons for the pricetag inflation (additional stuff tacked on later, mostly) also explaining some of the delay. And the nuclear subs will come out even later, so overall still a poor decision to change suppliers so far into the deal.
Thanks for mentioning the plight of the Chagos.
To be fair this was 100% Canberra’s fault.
A nuclear powered Barracuda class (the French version then) costs around 1Bn US$, and the second in class, the SNA Duguay-Trouin, is about to leave the shipyard.
Meaning Oz could have one sub almost ready by now but no, with the new plan, we’re talking 2040, at best.
Prices rise when you ask for such stuff as changing the propulsion, or switching from the genuine equipment around which the sub was built, in favor of components made by the challengers…
One would be interested in knowing what share of the price hike is caused by those foreign equipments.
Nevertheless: Australia will have less subs, the talk is of 8 instead of 12, no one knows when but there is 0 chance it will be before the French one would have been, and, if, as mentionned, a Scorpene sells for a Billion, a Virginia class costs 3.
Enjoy fighting with China under the encouragements of two countries that have no real assets near you.
France has 1.5 million citizens living on French soil near Australia.
But that good ole A glo tropism made it so that whatever thing French had to suck, that trust could only be with ‘murica and Alba.
Well…so many have lost trust in Australia now, how can a country behaving the way it did expect the others to engage happily when they know that whatever contract, whatever deal, means absolutely nothing.
If you guys so want to stay among Anglos, then stop asking for our support in front of China or for some trade deals with us.
Go deal with London and DC.
in fact it is wrong. The 90 billion story is when you count the American weaponry that the Australian government specifically wanted in these submarines. Also, a letter from the Australian government sent to Naval Group shows that the government was fully satisfied with the deadlines and the progress of the project a week before the termination of the contract. Also Naval Group, the French company is known to complete its projects well ahead of schedule.
@@carthkaras6449 Thanks, it's hard to come up with details as such.
@@KerbalFacile and there is more to it. The French contract have this particularity that a part of the submarines would have been build in australia by australian workers. The australian governement put its sovereignty in the bin. I hope the french didn't share their technology yet.
I'm watching this a year after it was uploaded; looking at the comments, I'm surprised no one has commented on your spelling of Australien! Hillarious!
The "Succession Main Theme" music vibe at the end, just make it so much better!
Juice media is brutally honest with those ads........you just nail it everytime........love you guys from India...... 👍🏻❤️😘🇮🇳🇮🇳
You know, the second I heard that AUKUS was going to be a thing I started wondering when we would see an Honest Government Ad about it.
As for the video itself, it was fantastic.
Promoting liberal democracy, trade, free markets and friendship is the best weapon against autocracies.. The video is 100% right about that
I LOVE THIS GIRL!😭❤
Ah AUKUS. Every Australian should be outraged and absolutely bloody terrified, yet they’re not. They seem to be applauding it. 😱
Thanks, Juice.
@Dirty Solo Giving up any chance of neutrality or independent strategy in the region in favor of "the the safety of the sweaty armpit of the United States?
When should we stop clapping?"
@Dirty Solo and yet you are ok with the evil genocidal capitalist that is the united states ok.............
The difference is that there was no genocide in Xinjiang. :|
Pardon?
@@Marth667 His comment is clear, and I agree with it. Xinjiang genocide is BS. It's just like the WMD in Iraq. They want to fool the people again for them to gain support. The west really want to hurt China that's why they're propagating lies "again".
Yeah it is disappointing to see Juice Media keep denouncing the BS of Western powers, whilst not properly examining the various propaganda pieces they put out.
And besides, they couldn't even get the acronym for the CPC right.
According the the Chinese government's own internal documents, it is a cultural genocide.
Obviously that is not reason to make war against China, that would be a disaster for all, but a cultural genocide is still genocide and should be condemned.
Stay mad tankies.
@@kkimberling Then they should have had reported "cultural genocide". Not killing thousands/millions of Uyghurs. Simple misinformation could lead to terrible "mistakes". Mistakes that could damage a country or the world for decades which the simple citizens could suffer the most.
Wish PH will also have this kind of channel