"I watch EmKay all the time" can mean two things. When it isn't whispered, it means watching their channel on TH-cam. When it IS whispered, though, it sounds like they're spying on EmKay irl.
Theres a sentence that can be heartwarming and cute, or creepy and disturbing, "You think you're alone Raven, but you're not" It's from Teen Titans and my dad thought of it.
10:57 In India , people hold cows in very high regard , even higher than people themselves. A man was killed because he was SUSPECTED of eating cow meat. So I think that cow wanted to go to india because he will bed fed there instead of USA where he will be eaten.
@@cupwasneverhere people wonder why furries are terrified of cheese graters, if you have seen the image that I think you have seen then you might be able to understand why
I went around my neighborhood on a bike, and used this video to time it. Thank you to EmKay for enabling me to go around my entire block, in 9 minutes.
do you guys also have a huge-ass droid factory over there? if yes, i'm 100% down with this and idc about being eaten by a koala that's being eaten by a kangaroo that's being eaten by an emu that's... etc.
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 226 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The test is used to measure a student's aerobic capacity as part of the FitnessGram assessment. Students run back and forth as many times as they can, each lap signaled by a beep sound.
I find EmKay the only channel worthy to be watched while eating my dinner
That's good 💃🤺
Did the trees tell you to say that?
@@bobross610 how did you know that
Deelee is what i watch
I watch alot of TH-camrs at dinner sooooo idk what your talm bout
Hearing Robin's voice is a therapy for me
Yeah, why listen to my doctor when he says,” You need to see a therapist immediately.” When I can listen to Robin for free. My doctor, smh.
Fun fact: my name is also Robin but my voice ain't as satisfying as his
I can say that I 100% agree
Same here
He is a snacc
"if you rob a store naked as a minor, no one can watch the security footage without committing a crime"
Ferb, I know what were gonna do today!
No no nOOOOOOOOOO
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“The Ultimate Jack Off”
Imagine if Jack read this instead of Robin, I’d love to see his reaction
Hehe
d o i t
Knowing him he'd probably agree to it
Friend: *gasps* I’m literally dying
Me: stfu I’m trying to learn about raid: shadow legends
And I’m learning how to slap someone fatally
R/cursedcomments
I can't believe Robin didn't get the last joke. It was the lyrics to radioactive by imagine dragons. I'm wheezing
*HIGH PITCH SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
I got the joke and I laughed at it. I didn't expect that last one
I was weezing 🤣
Same dude! I found it hilarious
No I definitely got it. It's not a super hard joke to pick up on.
"I watch EmKay all the time" can mean two things.
When it isn't whispered, it means watching their channel on TH-cam.
When it IS whispered, though, it sounds like they're spying on EmKay irl.
how did you know?
5:15 no murder isnt the answer...
It's the question, and the answer is always yes.
I'm Robin, and I'm still sick. Yeah, me too Robin, me too.
sick of dealing with batman's depression.
wait, you're robin, and i'm still sick?
How do you delete someone's comments
How do I read?
I love how people try to make cursed comments on these EmKay videos and fail miserably.
We’re you trying to do a cursed comment and so you came up with this
Bruh
Remember: the cursed comments are IN the comments
@Fat Ralph & Cringey Friends NOT TOO DEEP STOP
So true its sad
6:01 I laughed so hard i physically got dizzy, good job to mr. clark
5:07
* whispers * “we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”
It's free real estate
Emkay you are worthy of being that one Channel I can watch without breathing
Hold up
Well u will stop watching soon
You have large lungs all I can watch is the lock picking lawyer without breathing
Stop breathing
He already stopped
2:36
I replayed this part so many times and I'm still dying
Damn right
The last one did the same for me
If you're dying why did you type? X(
It's how he said the replies XD
"if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the room remains the same."
what if you are already a killer?
Well your still a killer but there's -1 killer but that's rookie numbers I have killed 3946 killers without being caught
The numbers of killers dwindle. Simple puzzle logic
what if the killer is a cute girl ?
@@Sparky579 I'd still kill them
@@Aquesius not for long
He didn’t even finish the last post lmao!
Breathing in his testicals
*breathes in*
*HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING*
Me as a German seeing a German word when it's not in a German meme
*visible happiness*
Geil, ne😂
Deutsch am Start, sry immer wenn ich jemanden sehe der deutsch spricht, stell ich mein Englischgehirn auf deutsch um😂😂😂
@philipp ii. cool👍
@philipp ii. "inhales" FÜHRER
im learning german at the moment!
@@beatricks8330 thats nice, if you need help, dont be afraid to ask, Ill help gladly😁
"May the calories be with you"
@Bob is mad Vore, vore never changes
And there it is.
You were meant to defeat the dark side not eat them
@Bread, watch out, Greys coming.
@@connorparsons5523 who’s grey
6:35 Nestle:"Children died to bring you this"
*Well, this aged well*
9:26 Mom why do I have paws?
ohhhh no.
I have to stop thinking that listening to Robin read off memes is the only therapy i need
You need Jesus, bro
She is jesus, but as a woman
@@dahilljam No he is right she needs Jesus
Isn't it tho?
These are comments, not memes 🗿
TH-cam: uploaded three minutes ago
Comments: five minutes ago
My brain: enough internet for today
Why are you everywhere
@@arpoti3287 they are too powerful
Wait stfu its not the real one
@@roofogato I've been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly bamboozled
@@dumbibish1422 imao
2:20
I dunno what's better, the fact he refrenced the Fast and Furious movies, or that his profile picture is that of General Greivous.
I do really like the idea that he's just a robin, using his wings like hands to adjust the mic downwards so he can talk into it
Masterpiece
Indubitably.
Ｙｅｓ
4:36 that's my post! I feel honored it made it to the video.
5:36 ay yoooo that’s me!!! Look ma I’m in an emkay video!!
And no one knows it
@@Matt-td8xw it’ll be our little secret 🤫
@@dr_strange_jnr2730 FBI OPEN UP
Hey your the guy who pressed the button
Ghandi: be the change you want to see in this world
Killers: *reloads shotgun*
Lord Robin thy servant hath returned
Fun story, I had a channel called rick roll, and it had 13 subs like you
Never
Gonna
Give
*Lord
*Thy
*Hath
Robin: *Says that they like but gets barely any pixel art*
Fan-art artist: *Pixel-drawing intensify*
10:50
Is that why my friend likes blue Gatorade so much?
3:19
Knot & tucked double mask: *you have no power here.*
8:00 "Hey Vsauce, Michael here, you are alive right now, but what if, you weren't?
oh-
how do i un-read something
Theres a sentence that can be heartwarming and cute, or creepy and disturbing,
"You think you're alone Raven, but you're not"
It's from Teen Titans and my dad thought of it.
I NEED BLEACH
6:20 I find it hilarious that you can clearly recognize Dolan replied to that post because the blocking was shit
@@ambercravey7866 GabbieHanna..
You never saw me here
8:45 SCREW YOU METAL IS AWESOME
Why is the name ‘Darth Chungus’ the funniest name ever to me
D A R T H
C H U N G U S
@@TheGDCoreDarth diabetus: THE WIDE
@@romainmurray8763 Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Diabetus, the wide? It's not something the jedi would tell you.
Guys Why Do People Always Emerge Me, I Just Don't Understand.
@@romainmurray8763 The devourer
10:44
Red Gatorade: "You need to see a doctor"
Me: *confused period cycle noises*
4:50 just like her life
1:45
Ahh the "arrow of life" defense.
It just works
4:59 My favorite has always been, "You smell different when you're awake."
Wait a minute
I'm going through a tough time and these videos keep me alive, thank you Emkay crew
When the videos stop can I have your body it’s not for sx don’t worry
It’s for food
@@snail-q6107 same
This is my favorite emkay video
Man I love this channel
2:28 and one _more_ thing to eat!
10:57 In India , people hold cows in very high regard , even higher than people themselves. A man was killed because he was SUSPECTED of eating cow meat. So I think that cow wanted to go to india because he will bed fed there instead of USA where he will be eaten.
Em Kay is the one channel I always have snacks with
"can you stop choking already I can't hear"
That literally made me laugh in time with the intro music.
6:00 I would be that vampire. And I'd laugh my ass off each time. Of course I'd need to find the glue afterward.
"This thing is stronger than some people's relationships."
That doesn't say much
And a gun can end both of em
@@Aquesius r/cursedcomments
@@XDRevnge FINALY I DID IT 2 WHOLE YEARS AND I FINALY DID IT YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@Aquesius r/wronggrammar
@@Chiknnnnnn .-.
This man earned my subscription with how immersed he gets into these fucking r/ videos😂😭
11:49 Got me screaming and laughing XD! Love your vids! Keep it up!
And this is why EmKay is one of the few channels I watch while eating dinner
3:55 Not the only thing that's up
At 3:50 I could not stop dying
Emkay is the only channel that makes me dies if laughter
3:42 *i beg your pardon.*
0:29 Why must you do this to me Iceland ;_;
Ireland is the same :/
My Yuan-Ti brother!
The title got me laughing in tears. And im sick so i payed to price but oh boy was it worth it.
The last post I cant stop cackling at it
The final post you missed the part where it says " *breaths in* HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING"
That’s the part where I recognized the song…
6:50 writing school uniform rules WHILE BORED:
3:37 I love when people say "yearly" like dude... Annual exists for a reason
I love this channel I just found it a couple months ago can't let go
Robin isn't the only sick thing here, this subreddit exists too
yes baby! new cursed comments! that's honestly one of the best subreddits
“Your uncle Mark died 💀” is the funniest shit ever
Everybody gangsta till you trip over,
*and the man next to you says ‘5 second rule’*
Two videos in one day? This is awesome
I think that cheese grater bit is a bit more cursed when you find out where it may have originated from
Owothefuck.
@@cupwasneverhere people wonder why furries are terrified of cheese graters, if you have seen the image that I think you have seen then you might be able to understand why
I went around my neighborhood on a bike, and used this video to time it.
Thank you to EmKay for enabling me to go around my entire block, in 9 minutes.
This is the channel to calm me after a long day
6:51 ah yes, japan
6:32 Taco Bell: “To inshitity and beyond”
r/cursedcomments
"To infinity and *behind"*
mcdonalds : the m in our name stands for microscopic portions
11:45 Radioasstive
"What sentence is 100 times creepier if you whisper it"
"i live with my mother"
'come to Australia where mosquitoes are big enough to carry away small children'
did you mean:
_geonosis_
What have you done? I will now view all geonosians as mosquitoes
do you guys also have a huge-ass droid factory over there? if yes, i'm 100% down with this and idc about being eaten by a koala that's being eaten by a kangaroo that's being eaten by an emu that's... etc.
@@freyawion5337 we may have a droid factory but the super tanks got eaten
8:34 not all metal fans are the same. Metal head here.
I love how there’s always one guy who’s gotta be cursed, and at some point I wanna be the cursed one
I've had a glitch where I couldn't comment and it's finally fixed. I can say that emkay is great again
Me when Robin is the host: (°O°)
I wish you a nice day internet people
thx pal
0:02
Here's a trick, if you close the video and open it again there will be no ads at the start.
2:10 I'm thinking, whale heart themed children's park.
I never thought I'd say it but..
I miss "what's throbbin? I'm Robin!"
I likes
‘Wats up I’m Robin and I’m sobbin since we’re gonna be reading from r/CursedImages
Its whats poppin im robin
Feel Better, Robin! We love you!
"Yo mama is deceased" always makes me laugh
I knew it was fate when the thumbnail made me wheeze
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
Day 226 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Anyone:
-r/HumansBeingBros
-r/Wellthatsucks
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
Yea
Please stop copy pasting. They haven’t seen and won’t
@@AJ-sx3lc shut up, if enough people copy it theyll see it
I believe they have done an r/humansbeingbros video.
Never mind, just spending too much time on Reddit. They haven't.
most of these posts made me chuckle, then slowly start crying
The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The test is used to measure a student's aerobic capacity as part of the FitnessGram assessment. Students run back and forth as many times as they can, each lap signaled by a beep sound.
8:26 I’m a heavy metal fan 🤘
5:50 this is my favorite part of the video
I laugh every time.
My wifi froze at 4:20. Absolute luck
Same 🍷🗿
11:09 why Alex look like that though 😳
how 2 summon me if I was a demon:
pour apple juice on yourself, then put 5 cups of chocolate milk on a table, then say my name 5 times
Today I just realized that my entire Emkay experience was during quarantine
I’m ashamed to admit, I couldn’t stop laughing at the 10:06 username
your 9
When i saw the thumbnail i already died of laughter lmao
2:43 my favourite 😂😂