fun fact: my family actually did turn our grandpas ashes is a fire work. we did it so he could go out while enjoying one last family camp out fireworks show with us and his ashes could get spread out across the fields our old dogs did.
that one weird guy lol I literally can’t take you seriously right now because you just used a dead meme used it wrong and even expected me to know the exact age of a boomer pffft
"Finish the sentence: so guys, we did it, we-" Me: cry for stupid reasons, like almost start bawling when my Minecraft cat dies, and don't cry when anime characters die, or when there's a really sad movie. I watched a "try not to cry" video, and got more scared than sad. Wth is my life
I to am scared of people under 5'0 so I lock them in the bacement and save them for a snack ya, ya, I'm am elf but I'm a tall elf standing at 6'9 lots of children I tell you. Lots of children
Okay, first. Random internet user? Congrats, you’ve made a new r/cursedcomment. And the 6'9 elf peanut I killed santa? I have some pretty serious concerns about you!
3:00 Fun fact regarding that episode, the flashes that caused those seizures were *not* caused by Porygon, it was Pikachu's doing, Ash even scolds Pikachu for it shortly after. So it was forbidden to put Porygon in the anime again despite fault lying 100% with Pikachu, all because the episode revolved around Porygon, and any subsequent appearance would've been stigmatized by the seizure incident.
2:11 no *sigh* thi-this is an actual thing that you do. And I know this sounds even more messed up but only certain cats... "Squirt" The cat however afterwards will roll around for some reason. I think it's also worth mentioning that the relationship between you and your cat won't change, the cat won't think of you as you know and you won't think of the cat as okay I'm just going to drop it
3:37 noooooo you have them a idea OH NO THEY ARE COMING RUN RUN R U N AAAAAAAA- (At this day gato preto have gone insane and killed every nsfw artist at this day our hero killed 138 people)
"Finish the sentence: so guys, we did it, we-" Me: cried for absolutely no reason, and now realize how stupid and weak I really am, and wonder why people have a crush on me, and kind of wonder why someone didn't get so fed up with my annoying mood swings and just hire a bit man already? No? Okay.
" Turn grandpa into fireworks "
*Putting the "boom" in boomer*
send ol', gramps to the stars
Good old major tom
So his name was er...
Bye gam gam!
Cursecommentcomment
Robin's voice is only in one octave; the tone never changes.
You can kick him in the balls to change that
@@johnfingkennedy1091 LMAOOOOO
It changes in the first 30 seconds...
It changes so much, watch the intro....
That’s why i want Damien back
Me: roasts my sister
*Every one else at the BBQ*
Sinead Power this is actually r/cursedcomments
E
Oh i get it now
Shiiii-
th-cam.com/video/wU9Daiu5XoM/w-d-xo.html
The titanic quote is “I’m the king of the world” tho...
Always has been
Always has been
Always has been
Always has been
Always has been
"turn grandpa into a firework"
He has already flied high enough
*Ww2 flashbacks activate *
Vietnam
NOT HIGH ENOUGH
HIGHER
i mean
NOT LOW ENOUGH
LOWER
LOWER
LOWER
LOWER
LOWER
LOWER
Why is my mom always pushing the fish down my throat?
I'm allergic to fish.
And she knows it.
Is that a misspell or is thorath a real thing
Mr. Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm a thorath is part of the getta system which helps digestion
Df did I just read
**Hold up**
Patchy Rye getta load of this guy
Just wait until some teenagers snort grandpa by accident thinking it was something else
Oh sh-
That actually happened lmao. 3 teens snorted their grandma's ashes
SnappishOrc518 ƠƑ B̳a̳l̳l̳s̳a̳c̳k̳-t̳o̳p̳i̳a̳
that sounds hot
@@nostopit6283 r/cursedcomments
Ohhh! So that's why my chocolate milk tasted funky. Always wondered what happened Grandpa's ashes.
people:You can't launch your grandpa ashes to heaven
me:grandpa go bum
Grandpa go burrrrrn
Grandpa go bum
What is this meme called
@@MrsKatieninja ____ go brrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Now his ashes can get ptsd
Can we all agree that “Grandpa” from the beginning probably used to be a *creeper*
Yeah
:()
Oh-.... oh my
*aw man*
Plot twist he found him in a *dungeon*
6:15 this was when mineta was being a perv and he was taped into a sack by sero while everyone was showing off their rooms
So it *was* the portable cum sock then, thanks for confirming.
How about instead of a fire work go with tnt. He will be “BURSTING” with joy.
Here before this comment blows up
You would need a lot more grandpa's.
Lol
Exploding with excitement
Hope u also have a great grandfather,great great grandfather and a great great great grandfather
Why is Mickey afraid of his own kind? He could just buy it, problem solved
Micky knows his own dark secret hes a cannibal and gets horny when he sees his own kind and he does not want pluto to find out
megazoid hey what the fuck
@@feltcel :/ wut
megazoid Bruh, That wasn’t even Mickey. That was Minnie
@@alexzander4426 oh no
"Turn him into a firework"
*CAUSE BABY YO' A FIIIIIIIIIIREWOOOOORK*
*LET'S MAKE GRANDPA'S AAAAAAAAAASHES BURST*
Nice
AS HE SHOOTS ACROSS THE SKY A AY
Somehow,You managed to make it worse
*CAUSE BABY YOU’RE A FIREEWORK!!*
*LET THE ASHES POOOF AND FLYY!!*
Aw man 😔 I wanted to eat them!!!
Can I at least have a nibble?
fun fact: my family actually did turn our grandpas ashes is a fire work. we did it so he could go out while enjoying one last family camp out fireworks show with us and his ashes could get spread out across the fields our old dogs did.
"I'm glad we all looked at the dog first!"
Me: ...
it is a lie no one looked at the dig first no one
No one...
sauce.
Grandpa yes let’s send Grandpa to heaven with a blast for New years to end this horrid year
Can we get the new year?
Y’all ready to fight the ender dragon in June?
JuanTheDude I got a diamond sword
I got a bow
LMFAO
r/cursedcomments: **exists**
me: crank those -numbers- cursed points up, those are rookie comments
R/Noahgettheboat: I’m here for ya
hello gray. seems like you've taken a new liking from your other account, graystillplays. moving up from games to comments I see? I welcome you
E
Gio’s Workshop
*yeah buddy*
Next up it’s Satanic comments
“Turn him into a firework”
*Baby you’re a firework*
Fitting username
So you turn newborn babies into firework?
Come and let your hip pop make it go pop pop
daddy kim
I thought you was dying
6:15 my god what the heck did you do to mineta?(he deserved that tho)
6:16
Me watching this part, as an MHA fan: I don't no weather to laugh or-
*”100% of children are unemployed*”
The children with jobs: “Am I a joke to you?”
they didnt include the statistics from china
Yeah..... jobs
@@ProtogenCube Depends on your country's laws- but having a job at age 14 is actually illegal here 💀
Children without Jobs: “We're unemployed! ____ the government!”
Children with Jobs: “Am I a joke to you?”
Steve Jobs: “Hold miPhone”
Reddit: Yes
Me: says something about the government in America that might hurt their reputation
Government before the first amendment: shut
Ok boomer
ok
that one weird guy I assure you I am not above the age of 75
that one weird guy lol I literally can’t take you seriously right now because you just used a dead meme used it wrong and even expected me to know the exact age of a boomer pffft
@@SpaceGamer07 hello, I said ok boomer first how dare you not recognize your king
Because baby you’re a Firework!
No
Lol, I couldn't have said it better
welcome to abortion pizza, your loss is our sauce how can we help you today?
Literally,You're about to explode
C'mon show em what your worth!
"Finish the sentence: so guys, we did it, we-"
Me: cry for stupid reasons, like almost start bawling when my Minecraft cat dies, and don't cry when anime characters die, or when there's a really sad movie. I watched a "try not to cry" video, and got more scared than sad. Wth is my life
Established communism
Callmesam YEAH lets go karl marx
I ALMOST cried during Bridge to Terabithia, but I knew she was going to die, so... idk
Waiting for you to be stoic during a funeral but start crying at a wedding.
Madam emkay: exist
Yoshikage kira: YES YES YES YES
i dont under stand
@@xiankentsanchez6561 have you heard of jojo's bizarre adventure
@@thatloseraids3480 have you ever heard of a joke?
I dont under "stand''
@@xiankentsanchez6561 it appears you have outsmarted me, i tip my hat to you, have a pleasant evening
@@thatloseraids3480 today is quite the storm, and it is near dawn. I thank you for your kindness
_If Minnie seen a mouse and got scared, does she think that shes a human?_
Edit: I meant like, h u m a n s k i n . Not like a mouse-
No, it's just like in any other discrimination cases, She thinks they are inferior and uncivilised, similar to Europeans and Foreign tribes
Nah she's a giant female and everyone who watched hentai knows where this is going
I think ive crossed the line if anyones gonna post me censor my username please
I to am scared of people under 5'0 so I lock them in the bacement and save them for a snack ya, ya, I'm am elf but I'm a tall elf standing at 6'9 lots of children I tell you. Lots of children
Okay, first. Random internet user? Congrats, you’ve made a new r/cursedcomment.
And the 6'9 elf peanut I killed santa? I have some pretty serious concerns about you!
“Because I love pain :D”
#relatable
Ahh yes, I see you a human of culture as well.
:D face is underrated
“Take it easy Jeffery Dahmer”
Fanders: *Remus voice* JEFFERY DAHMER~!!
ANOTHER FANDER
HELL YES I KNEW IT SOUNDED FAMILIAR!!!
Whats a fander?
The ad perfectly cut the "let me get the shovel" lmfao
me: *cooks food since parents aren’t home yet*
parents:Hey we’re ho- um where’s the dog?
me:*gets fur off of my dinner* right here
6:16 he’s not wrong tho it is little peverted Mineta in there
If you think about it.. 👀
@@Moonmoon-vc5lk gaaaaaay he's gay
The fuck is up with that dudes elbows?!
@@duality6918 in the anime 80% of the population has superpowers known as quirks. He has tape dispenser elbows
@@axezeeplushie2497 he has _what?_
Finish the sentence with anything you want: I can’t believe that we just...
Killed that entire school using a boiling hot kettle
Got rid of the government.
@YourMorningToast oh god
Killed God
Ate kids
6:20 If I remember that scene correctly, that's Mineta in there.
Weebs ASSEMBLE
YES IT IS
eW grApE
@*-._Ryuu- -san_.-* YEE
What episode is that again? I watched the whole series and I don’t remember that
3:00 Fun fact regarding that episode, the flashes that caused those seizures were *not* caused by Porygon, it was Pikachu's doing, Ash even scolds Pikachu for it shortly after. So it was forbidden to put Porygon in the anime again despite fault lying 100% with Pikachu, all because the episode revolved around Porygon, and any subsequent appearance would've been stigmatized by the seizure incident.
True.
Porygon did nothing wrong
9:11 when I posted the “Describe this character with one word” I didn’t expect it to make it here. I am truly honored
_Nice_
Imagine being an unemployed Baby
Imagine being an grandpa and turned into firework
Cringe
I feel targeted by this comment.
Like you
I take great offense to this comment
17 seconds I AM SPEED
me too
*isz meh speddde
6:16 that's minetta for anyone wondering
“Turn Grampa into a firework”
He’s going out with a bang
The explosion shows the face of the grandpa
Robin: "That's not a cursed comment, that's blessed as hell! "
r/technicallythetruth
6:16 it’s mineta. sero tapes up and carries him around in a portable tape cocoon.
best part? i’m not lying. search “mineta cocoon”
I saw that and the comment and screamed Sero no! I was in the car with my family so....
We hate that perverted bastard
Shoto Todoroki yes
Omg helo fellow weebs :0
@@raventhepansexualenby4576 yes todoroki
Last time I was this early, Damien was still commentating
Austin M
Tough times bro
Why isn’t he
Keegan Young what’s it called???
Stop Making me suffer, I was so sad when he stopped Commentating On emkay, I'm just glad He's still uploading on his Own channel,
do you remember when slazo(michael) was still narrating?
I like trains.
it doesn't matter
That's nice it doesn't matter
mood
Well I AM a train.
no u
9:50 ITS. ALL YOUR FAULTH
2:34 I am in the middle of playing Fallout New Vegas and this hit me like a rock.
7 seconds gang rise up
Yes
1 minute gang rise up
Yes
Yes sitt
Ha!
I guess grandpa’s going out with a bang
That’s the second time this month
@@chuu7062 *NO*
STOP SHOOTING OFF GRANDPA!!! I didn't even get a bite :(
Is anybody hungry for some prunes that went off with a bang?
Oh- well i cant complain i went here
yeahhhhh you right
Nagito komaeda
Rana Kitten oh uh-
Hi nazitoe
8:12
1: he said “I’m the king of the world”
2: he was well above sea level, with him standing on the floating ship’s bow.
"turn granpa into firewokrs"
me: guess he really went out with a bang
I wonder what color he was
Did he add glowstone and diamonds 2
Oh no the Universe is in Shambles I’m early
4:04
“I’m glad we all look at the dog first”
Me: *nervous sweating*
Lucas Boruff yeah ik
bought to slap this mam- oh a dog cute!
Me a lesbain: *sweats with you*
Why are my pants getting tighter?
Same
Imagine if totems of undying were real and they cost 1000 dollars, how many would you buy?
None because my bank account savings can’t even buy me a happy meal
-1
-1
Edit: Shit someone already said -1
Edit: -2
None. I want to die as soon as possible.
Bruh anyone on Emkay can't afford any
If you eat the snacks at 3:13 raw and crawling they contain more anti-histamin than actual anti-histamin. So people with allergies: Bon appetit!
no thanks
9:24 this angered his father who punished him severely
My brain cell has been reduced to atom now
Well if it is uranium 235 you are lucky, that would degrade for awhile, also you should have energy for quote a while
same here
At 4:09 I’m wondering WHY IS THEIR DISCORD ON WHITE MODE INSTEAD OF DARK MODE?
Because light mode is better than dark mode!
ur insane
-_- Almiii77 -_- true
Cranberry Boi YOU'RE insane!
JaxsterWaynerGamer white mode hurts my eyes
Was poppin I’m robin
Your name says other wise
you are richard????
I want Damien back
2:11 no *sigh* thi-this is an actual thing that you do. And I know this sounds even more messed up but only certain cats... "Squirt"
The cat however afterwards will roll around for some reason.
I think it's also worth mentioning that the relationship between you and your cat won't change, the cat won't think of you as you know and you won't think of the cat as okay I'm just going to drop it
The first one be like “cuz baby you’re a fiiiirewooork”
OOMPAVILL!!!! Srry.
IM EARLY I LOVE THE EMKAY COMMUNITY
Is no one going to talk about the fact that at 6:16 Mineta was technically called a portable c*m sock?
Well the grapist got what he deserved
Oh god I freaked out when I saw that too
I was thinking the same thing but thought I was the weird one.
it's the only time i will feel sorry for him
Wait, he wasn't?!
“Turn him into a firework”
What about the other comments? Such as “bring a spark into his life”
And “going out with a bang?”
Put him in a pepper shaker and leave him in a restaurant
3:37 noooooo you have them a idea OH NO THEY ARE COMING RUN RUN R U N AAAAAAAA-
(At this day gato preto have gone insane and killed every nsfw artist at this day our hero killed 138 people)
7:52
You don’t say that to him personally, it ought to make his bone go prone
Wot?
6:15
It is actually a perverted grape child :D
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY WEEB THAT WATCHES EMKAY
@@yourrboyfriend. ME TOO!
@@irisabyss A Y Y
@@yourrboyfriend. A Y Y
Ah the shitty grapejuice hero
6:20 I was there when that comment was made
The_Enemy_Stand_User that’s honestly goals
Ok so an april fools video with Robin saying "The Namiens Damien", most convincing tone
2:46 IM DYING THAT WAS PERFECT TIMING
7:51 im disappointed in you because you had every chance to say awww crab BUT NOOOOOO
Missed chance to say "Yeee claw"
That actually happened though, someone's ashes was made into a firework, could of been someone's grandpa too 😅
That one he reviewed with Hanta Sero freaking killed me I was like:
“NO THATS NOT WHAT HE DID WITH HIS TAPE AND DONT EVER MAKE ME THINK OF THAT AGAIN”
The “mr krabs” part came just as my dad walked into my room to give me my dinner
I feel your pain
F
0:41 Me: Has flashbacks to that one Clone Wars episode where the. Nightsisters were resurrected to take down the droid army
actually putting ashes in a firework is pretty beautifull i think
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*yes*
It's easy to explain why it does this but I am lazy
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@@okay44497 o h okay! thanks!
Yes I did eat grampa alive
Not First
Day 1 of trying to get him to say " Hey it's Robin and it be popin "
"Finish the sentence: guys, we did it, we:"
Me: became an official weeb...?
Thumbnail: TURN GRANDPA INTO A FIREWORK!
Me: Intrigued
The 80 year old one after he said let me get the shovel I literally laughed so hard I spat at least a foot🤣🤣🤣🤣
You spat out a foot?!
Serenity I love this lol😂
Who have you been eating?
@@bicillenium4019 Probably homemade.
7:28 Why is Deku reading cursed spongebob?
IT SOUNDED JUST LIKE DEKU
0:42 as a vampire,the phrase ‘Bye-bye coffins' is extremely worrying even though I sleep in a bed.
Lucas Boruff What fanfic,I made multiple?
Hold on, that pee joke showed the channel “The Rubber” what’s also called a rubber is
GOD DAMNIT REDDIT
6:25 it’s a pervy boy named Mineta who got tied up because he was being pervy
Day one of messing with your head: when you loose weight you breath out the fat 🙃
Are you sure
The replies here are worthy of being posted to r/woosh
I Cannot Function
fuck
No Body uhh yes obviously not all the fat but some of it will be breathed out
That One Guy Don’t worry, I wasn’t thinking of actually posting it....yet.
:o
Oh
I NN_ O
Congrats! You were first!
Inu Gacha I know but 15 people said first, so I wanted to let that person know they were the ACTUAL first.
@@aieniwjwkwjnend8462 thx lol
idk being turned into a firework seems great. you're great to look at for 3 seconds but than people move on from you
yep
Your grammar..... Where the hell Is it
@@snappishorc_legacy8506 ah fuck i just noticed that
I don't want grampa to be a firework!!! :( Then I wouldn't get to eat him
me who actually knows the officer apple dude in one of the images: flushed emote
i love fallout and the quote "war,war never changes" and i never knew i needed to hear"memes,memes never change" i think this changed my life
Maintenance requests
Lol how this video has zero views and 15 comments at the same time.... Ohh wait now it became 16th...with 34 likes
me: makes fireworks from grandpas ashes, shoots it
the firework: HAROLD
4:09 no one is going to talk about the Discord Light Mode.
Hi
Oh no
"Finish the sentence: so guys, we did it, we-"
Me: cried for absolutely no reason, and now realize how stupid and weak I really am, and wonder why people have a crush on me, and kind of wonder why someone didn't get so fed up with my annoying mood swings and just hire a bit man already?
No? Okay.
*hit man lol
When you already know who it is just because of their voice-
0:44 we did it bois, we found demonslayer64
Mr beast: *dammit they figured me out*
9:20 Ash (the AE letter) actually makes the "a" sound in cat
“Because I love pain” he said…well I know a dominatrix who gave me a helluva good time of u want some…u naughty masochist