fun fact: my family actually did turn our grandpas ashes is a fire work. we did it so he could go out while enjoying one last family camp out fireworks show with us and his ashes could get spread out across the fields our old dogs did.
3:00 Fun fact regarding that episode, the flashes that caused those seizures were *not* caused by Porygon, it was Pikachu's doing, Ash even scolds Pikachu for it shortly after. So it was forbidden to put Porygon in the anime again despite fault lying 100% with Pikachu, all because the episode revolved around Porygon, and any subsequent appearance would've been stigmatized by the seizure incident.
that one weird guy lol I literally can’t take you seriously right now because you just used a dead meme used it wrong and even expected me to know the exact age of a boomer pffft
"Finish the sentence: so guys, we did it, we-" Me: cry for stupid reasons, like almost start bawling when my Minecraft cat dies, and don't cry when anime characters die, or when there's a really sad movie. I watched a "try not to cry" video, and got more scared than sad. Wth is my life
I to am scared of people under 5'0 so I lock them in the bacement and save them for a snack ya, ya, I'm am elf but I'm a tall elf standing at 6'9 lots of children I tell you. Lots of children
Okay, first. Random internet user? Congrats, you’ve made a new r/cursedcomment. And the 6'9 elf peanut I killed santa? I have some pretty serious concerns about you!
My grandpa would've loved to have his ashes turned into a firework. He loved fireworks so much that at his funeral, people left fireworks as offerings instead of flowers. True story.
VER. 3.2.5 -vocabulary feature being updated -added night terror creature -fixed bug with crying action -added school as a location -beta testing plane add-on, set to finish 7/11 6:00AM american time -added 100+ cosmetics -added "restart" function
11:15 I dare you finish the chain version 5.0: - Begin yearly programming updates at factory version 12.0: - Electrolarynx updated - Added hard drive version 13.69: -Added vocabulary ('swearing' feature)
0:39 honestly tho; this is cool af. the eco-friendliness is cool, but i also appreciate the horror vibes. imagine cutting down a tree and awakening someone's vengeful spirit.
5:01 The way we learned it in school was the chef dropping his chicken because he's incompetent. For some reason our teacher had a vendetta against those states, especially Kentucky. I never asked her why though
8:38 Sans: holy sh*t Papyrus:WHAT IS IT BROT-OH...... MY INNOCENCE NYEH Sans:(heavily breathing and sweating) Papyrus:HUMAN DONT LOOK Frisk:(Has no Idea what they are freaking out about)-_- Chara:Hey, wanna do genoc- ide... what are they freaking out about, It is just an x ray Alex(who is half human and half skeleton):Hey what is going...on... uhhhh omg she's hot(notices Frisk) OH SH*T dont look, it will shatter your innocent mind...Sans are you...(doing what you think he is doing) omfg stop, ok kid I'm gonna get this situation solved uh Toriel might be worried, you should probably get to them ??????: huh, whelp I certainly raised those two very well. Alex: where have YOU been w.d.g?
2:11 no *sigh* thi-this is an actual thing that you do. And I know this sounds even more messed up but only certain cats... "Squirt" The cat however afterwards will roll around for some reason. I think it's also worth mentioning that the relationship between you and your cat won't change, the cat won't think of you as you know and you won't think of the cat as okay I'm just going to drop it
"Turn him into a firework" Why the hell did you use gunpowder as your grandpa anyways? Wouldn't coal or charcoal be a lot better choice? wait... *DOES THIS MEAN THAT THE PERSON PLAYING IS A CREEPER?!*
2:48 what made this even more funny is I like to go and play fallout New Vegas while listening to these videos cuz my TV doesn't have sound and you know I like to have sound plus I can support them while having f
Robin's voice is only in one octave; the tone never changes.
You can kick him in the balls to change that
@@johnfingkennedy1091 LMAOOOOO
It changes in the first 30 seconds...
It changes so much, watch the intro....
That’s why i want Damien back
" Turn grandpa into fireworks "
*Putting the "boom" in boomer*
send ol', gramps to the stars
Good old major tom
So his name was er...
Bye gam gam!
Cursecommentcomment
Me: roasts my sister
*Every one else at the BBQ*
Sinead Power this is actually r/cursedcomments
E
Oh i get it now
Shiiii-
th-cam.com/video/wU9Daiu5XoM/w-d-xo.html
"turn grandpa into a firework"
He has already flied high enough
*Ww2 flashbacks activate *
Vietnam
NOT HIGH ENOUGH
HIGHER
i mean
NOT LOW ENOUGH
LOWER
LOWER
LOWER
LOWER
LOWER
LOWER
The titanic quote is “I’m the king of the world” tho...
Always has been
Always has been
Always has been
Always has been
Always has been
people:You can't launch your grandpa ashes to heaven
me:grandpa go bum
Grandpa go burrrrrn
Grandpa go bum
What is this meme called
@@MrsKatieninja ____ go brrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Now his ashes can get ptsd
Just wait until some teenagers snort grandpa by accident thinking it was something else
Oh sh-
That actually happened lmao. 3 teens snorted their grandma's ashes
SnappishOrc518 ƠƑ B̳a̳l̳l̳s̳a̳c̳k̳-t̳o̳p̳i̳a̳
that sounds hot
@@nostopit6283 r/cursedcomments
Ohhh! So that's why my chocolate milk tasted funky. Always wondered what happened Grandpa's ashes.
“Turn him into a firework”
*Baby you’re a firework*
Fitting username
So you turn newborn babies into firework?
Come and let your hip pop make it go pop pop
daddy kim
I thought you was dying
6:15 this was when mineta was being a perv and he was taped into a sack by sero while everyone was showing off their rooms
So it *was* the portable cum sock then, thanks for confirming.
fun fact: my family actually did turn our grandpas ashes is a fire work. we did it so he could go out while enjoying one last family camp out fireworks show with us and his ashes could get spread out across the fields our old dogs did.
Why is my mom always pushing the fish down my throat?
I'm allergic to fish.
And she knows it.
Is that a misspell or is thorath a real thing
Mr. Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm a thorath is part of the getta system which helps digestion
Df did I just read
**Hold up**
Patchy Rye getta load of this guy
Why is Mickey afraid of his own kind? He could just buy it, problem solved
Micky knows his own dark secret hes a cannibal and gets horny when he sees his own kind and he does not want pluto to find out
megazoid hey what the fuck
@@feltcel :/ wut
megazoid Bruh, That wasn’t even Mickey. That was Minnie
@@alexzander4426 oh no
"Turn him into a firework"
*CAUSE BABY YO' A FIIIIIIIIIIREWOOOOORK*
*LET'S MAKE GRANDPA'S AAAAAAAAAASHES BURST*
Nice
AS HE SHOOTS ACROSS THE SKY A AY
Somehow,You managed to make it worse
*CAUSE BABY YOU’RE A FIREEWORK!!*
*LET THE ASHES POOOF AND FLYY!!*
Aw man 😔 I wanted to eat them!!!
Can I at least have a nibble?
Can we all agree that “Grandpa” from the beginning probably used to be a *creeper*
Yeah
:()
Oh-.... oh my
*aw man*
Plot twist he found him in a *dungeon*
3:00 Fun fact regarding that episode, the flashes that caused those seizures were *not* caused by Porygon, it was Pikachu's doing, Ash even scolds Pikachu for it shortly after. So it was forbidden to put Porygon in the anime again despite fault lying 100% with Pikachu, all because the episode revolved around Porygon, and any subsequent appearance would've been stigmatized by the seizure incident.
True.
Porygon did nothing wrong
*”100% of children are unemployed*”
The children with jobs: “Am I a joke to you?”
they didnt include the statistics from china
Yeah..... jobs
@@ProtogenCube Depends on your country's laws- but having a job at age 14 is actually illegal here 💀
Children without Jobs: “We're unemployed! ____ the government!”
Children with Jobs: “Am I a joke to you?”
Steve Jobs: “Hold miPhone”
Reddit: Yes
How about instead of a fire work go with tnt. He will be “BURSTING” with joy.
Here before this comment blows up
You would need a lot more grandpa's.
Lol
Exploding with excitement
Hope u also have a great grandfather,great great grandfather and a great great great grandfather
r/cursedcomments: **exists**
me: crank those -numbers- cursed points up, those are rookie comments
R/Noahgettheboat: I’m here for ya
hello gray. seems like you've taken a new liking from your other account, graystillplays. moving up from games to comments I see? I welcome you
E
Gio’s Workshop
*yeah buddy*
Next up it’s Satanic comments
Madam emkay: exist
Yoshikage kira: YES YES YES YES
i dont under stand
@@xiankentsanchez6561 have you heard of jojo's bizarre adventure
@@thatloseraids3480 have you ever heard of a joke?
I dont under "stand''
@@xiankentsanchez6561 it appears you have outsmarted me, i tip my hat to you, have a pleasant evening
@@thatloseraids3480 today is quite the storm, and it is near dawn. I thank you for your kindness
“Turn Grampa into a firework”
He’s going out with a bang
The explosion shows the face of the grandpa
Me: says something about the government in America that might hurt their reputation
Government before the first amendment: shut
Ok boomer
ok
that one weird guy I assure you I am not above the age of 75
that one weird guy lol I literally can’t take you seriously right now because you just used a dead meme used it wrong and even expected me to know the exact age of a boomer pffft
@@SpaceGamer07 hello, I said ok boomer first how dare you not recognize your king
4:04
“I’m glad we all look at the dog first”
Me: *nervous sweating*
Lucas Boruff yeah ik
bought to slap this mam- oh a dog cute!
Me a lesbain: *sweats with you*
Why are my pants getting tighter?
Same
6:16 that's minetta for anyone wondering
i love fallout and the quote "war,war never changes" and i never knew i needed to hear"memes,memes never change" i think this changed my life
me: *cooks food since parents aren’t home yet*
parents:Hey we’re ho- um where’s the dog?
me:*gets fur off of my dinner* right here
Grandpa yes let’s send Grandpa to heaven with a blast for New years to end this horrid year
Can we get the new year?
Y’all ready to fight the ender dragon in June?
JuanTheDude I got a diamond sword
I got a bow
LMFAO
Because baby you’re a Firework!
No
Lol, I couldn't have said it better
welcome to abortion pizza, your loss is our sauce how can we help you today?
Literally,You're about to explode
C'mon show em what your worth!
“Because I love pain :D”
#relatable
Ahh yes, I see you a human of culture as well.
:D face is underrated
6:15 my god what the heck did you do to mineta?(he deserved that tho)
"Finish the sentence: so guys, we did it, we-"
Me: cry for stupid reasons, like almost start bawling when my Minecraft cat dies, and don't cry when anime characters die, or when there's a really sad movie. I watched a "try not to cry" video, and got more scared than sad. Wth is my life
Established communism
Callmesam YEAH lets go karl marx
I ALMOST cried during Bridge to Terabithia, but I knew she was going to die, so... idk
Waiting for you to be stoic during a funeral but start crying at a wedding.
6:16 he’s not wrong tho it is little peverted Mineta in there
If you think about it.. 👀
@@Moonmoon-vc5lk gaaaaaay he's gay
The fuck is up with that dudes elbows?!
@@duality6918 in the anime 80% of the population has superpowers known as quirks. He has tape dispenser elbows
@@axezeeplushie2497 he has _what?_
That one he reviewed with Hanta Sero freaking killed me I was like:
“NO THATS NOT WHAT HE DID WITH HIS TAPE AND DONT EVER MAKE ME THINK OF THAT AGAIN”
6:16 it’s mineta. sero tapes up and carries him around in a portable tape cocoon.
best part? i’m not lying. search “mineta cocoon”
I saw that and the comment and screamed Sero no! I was in the car with my family so....
We hate that perverted bastard
Shoto Todoroki yes
Omg helo fellow weebs :0
@@raventhepansexualenby4576 yes todoroki
6:16
Me watching this part, as an MHA fan: I don't no weather to laugh or-
"I'm glad we all looked at the dog first!"
Me: ...
it is a lie no one looked at the dig first no one
No one...
sauce.
_If Minnie seen a mouse and got scared, does she think that shes a human?_
Edit: I meant like, h u m a n s k i n . Not like a mouse-
No, it's just like in any other discrimination cases, She thinks they are inferior and uncivilised, similar to Europeans and Foreign tribes
Nah she's a giant female and everyone who watched hentai knows where this is going
I think ive crossed the line if anyones gonna post me censor my username please
I to am scared of people under 5'0 so I lock them in the bacement and save them for a snack ya, ya, I'm am elf but I'm a tall elf standing at 6'9 lots of children I tell you. Lots of children
Okay, first. Random internet user? Congrats, you’ve made a new r/cursedcomment.
And the 6'9 elf peanut I killed santa? I have some pretty serious concerns about you!
“Take it easy Jeffery Dahmer”
Fanders: *Remus voice* JEFFERY DAHMER~!!
ANOTHER FANDER
HELL YES I KNEW IT SOUNDED FAMILIAR!!!
Whats a fander?
6:20 If I remember that scene correctly, that's Mineta in there.
Weebs ASSEMBLE
YES IT IS
eW grApE
@*-._Ryuu- -san_.-* YEE
What episode is that again? I watched the whole series and I don’t remember that
Robin: "That's not a cursed comment, that's blessed as hell! "
r/technicallythetruth
"turn granpa into firewokrs"
me: guess he really went out with a bang
I wonder what color he was
Did he add glowstone and diamonds 2
Ok so an april fools video with Robin saying "The Namiens Damien", most convincing tone
Finish the sentence with anything you want: I can’t believe that we just...
Killed that entire school using a boiling hot kettle
Got rid of the government.
@YourMorningToast oh god
Killed God
Ate kids
My brain cell has been reduced to atom now
Well if it is uranium 235 you are lucky, that would degrade for awhile, also you should have energy for quote a while
same here
8:12
1: he said “I’m the king of the world”
2: he was well above sea level, with him standing on the floating ship’s bow.
9:24 this angered his father who punished him severely
The “mr krabs” part came just as my dad walked into my room to give me my dinner
I feel your pain
F
0:42 as a vampire,the phrase ‘Bye-bye coffins' is extremely worrying even though I sleep in a bed.
Lucas Boruff What fanfic,I made multiple?
I guess grandpa’s going out with a bang
That’s the second time this month
@@chuu7062 *NO*
STOP SHOOTING OFF GRANDPA!!! I didn't even get a bite :(
Is anybody hungry for some prunes that went off with a bang?
0:41 Me: Has flashbacks to that one Clone Wars episode where the. Nightsisters were resurrected to take down the droid army
9:11 when I posted the “Describe this character with one word” I didn’t expect it to make it here. I am truly honored
_Nice_
Last time I was this early, Damien was still commentating
Austin M
Tough times bro
Why isn’t he
Keegan Young what’s it called???
Stop Making me suffer, I was so sad when he stopped Commentating On emkay, I'm just glad He's still uploading on his Own channel,
do you remember when slazo(michael) was still narrating?
Is no one going to talk about the fact that at 6:16 Mineta was technically called a portable c*m sock?
Well the grapist got what he deserved
Oh god I freaked out when I saw that too
I was thinking the same thing but thought I was the weird one.
it's the only time i will feel sorry for him
Wait, he wasn't?!
“Turn him into a firework”
What about the other comments? Such as “bring a spark into his life”
And “going out with a bang?”
Put him in a pepper shaker and leave him in a restaurant
Patch 18.0.0
-Added “depression”
-Requires more cash for more updates (knowledge patches)
-Increased mobility and hygiene
-Removed “Motivation” Feature
-Added “College” skill points
-Added “Alcoholism” attachment
-Re-Added “NUT” ability
-“Joining Military” UNLOCKED
The ad perfectly cut the "let me get the shovel" lmfao
At 4:09 I’m wondering WHY IS THEIR DISCORD ON WHITE MODE INSTEAD OF DARK MODE?
Because light mode is better than dark mode!
ur insane
-_- Almiii77 -_- true
Cranberry Boi YOU'RE insane!
JaxsterWaynerGamer white mode hurts my eyes
Imagine being an unemployed Baby
Imagine being an grandpa and turned into firework
Cringe
I feel targeted by this comment.
Like you
I take great offense to this comment
That actually happened though, someone's ashes was made into a firework, could of been someone's grandpa too 😅
My grandpa would've loved to have his ashes turned into a firework. He loved fireworks so much that at his funeral, people left fireworks as offerings instead of flowers.
True story.
VER. 3.2.5
-vocabulary feature being updated
-added night terror creature
-fixed bug with crying action
-added school as a location
-beta testing plane add-on, set to finish 7/11 6:00AM american time
-added 100+ cosmetics
-added "restart" function
Imagine if totems of undying were real and they cost 1000 dollars, how many would you buy?
None because my bank account savings can’t even buy me a happy meal
-1
-1
Edit: Shit someone already said -1
Edit: -2
None. I want to die as soon as possible.
Bruh anyone on Emkay can't afford any
Was poppin I’m robin
Your name says other wise
you are richard????
I want Damien back
6:15
It is actually a perverted grape child :D
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY WEEB THAT WATCHES EMKAY
@@yourrboyfriend. ME TOO!
@@irisabyss A Y Y
@@yourrboyfriend. A Y Y
Ah the shitty grapejuice hero
2:34 I am in the middle of playing Fallout New Vegas and this hit me like a rock.
Can confirm, hamsters melt at around 30 degrees celsius, which is why they will melt inside your palms. It's actually very cute
me: makes fireworks from grandpas ashes, shoots it
the firework: HAROLD
17 seconds I AM SPEED
me too
*isz meh speddde
The 80 year old one after he said let me get the shovel I literally laughed so hard I spat at least a foot🤣🤣🤣🤣
You spat out a foot?!
Serenity I love this lol😂
Who have you been eating?
@@bicillenium4019 Probably homemade.
Robin made my Fallout New Vegas heart happy with the "memes never change"
11:15 I dare you finish the chain
version 5.0:
- Begin yearly programming updates at factory
version 12.0:
- Electrolarynx updated
- Added hard drive
version 13.69:
-Added vocabulary ('swearing' feature)
0:39 honestly tho; this is cool af. the eco-friendliness is cool, but i also appreciate the horror vibes. imagine cutting down a tree and awakening someone's vengeful spirit.
Me: *taps on the timestamp*
Robin: a-
0:44 we did it bois, we found demonslayer64
Oh- well i cant complain i went here
yeahhhhh you right
Nagito komaeda
Rana Kitten oh uh-
Hi nazitoe
I've just tested positive for COVID. Your videos help cheer me up. Thank You.
the "sigh, lemme get the shovel" cracked me up so baadddd lmaoooo
Oh no the Universe is in Shambles I’m early
7 seconds gang rise up
Yes
1 minute gang rise up
Yes
Yes sitt
Ha!
idk being turned into a firework seems great. you're great to look at for 3 seconds but than people move on from you
yep
Your grammar..... Where the hell Is it
@@snappishorc_legacy8506 ah fuck i just noticed that
I don't want grampa to be a firework!!! :( Then I wouldn't get to eat him
Robin when he realises that he can do a cursed comments on the comments of a cursed comments video: *STONKS*
gives 'went off with a bang' death message a new meaning
7:35
You lost the chance of saying "You thought it was Mr. Krabs, but it was me, Zach!"
6:20 I was there when that comment was made
The_Enemy_Stand_User that’s honestly goals
7:28 Why is Deku reading cursed spongebob?
IT SOUNDED JUST LIKE DEKU
0:01 that takes bringing his body to heaven in on a whole new level
5:01 The way we learned it in school was the chef dropping his chicken because he's incompetent. For some reason our teacher had a vendetta against those states, especially Kentucky. I never asked her why though
Maintenance requests
When you already know who it is just because of their voice-
does anyone else realize that he music used in literally every video is king dice's theme from cuphead (insturmental version) ?
turns Grandpa into fireworks: the best way to scatter the ashes
4:03
"I'm glad we all looked at the dog first"
-Robin 2020
6:23 the thing is a character called miners who is very 18+ to the girls at his high school (he is 15 at the oldest)
*mineta
@@suemagallon2007 thanks (autocorrect)
IM EARLY I LOVE THE EMKAY COMMUNITY
Day 1 of trying to get him to say " Hey it's Robin and it be popin "
8:38 Sans: holy sh*t
Papyrus:WHAT IS IT BROT-OH...... MY INNOCENCE NYEH
Sans:(heavily breathing and sweating)
Papyrus:HUMAN DONT LOOK
Frisk:(Has no Idea what they are freaking out about)-_-
Chara:Hey, wanna do genoc- ide... what are they freaking out about, It is just an x ray
Alex(who is half human and half skeleton):Hey what is going...on... uhhhh omg she's hot(notices Frisk) OH SH*T dont look, it will shatter your innocent mind...Sans are you...(doing what you think he is doing) omfg stop, ok kid I'm gonna get this situation solved uh Toriel might be worried, you should probably get to them
??????: huh, whelp I certainly raised those two very well.
Alex: where have YOU been w.d.g?
2:11 no *sigh* thi-this is an actual thing that you do. And I know this sounds even more messed up but only certain cats... "Squirt"
The cat however afterwards will roll around for some reason.
I think it's also worth mentioning that the relationship between you and your cat won't change, the cat won't think of you as you know and you won't think of the cat as okay I'm just going to drop it
0:05 that’s why it’s called gunpowder
Thanks for the time stamp I needed something to do with the men with kids in my basement that I kidnapped
I like trains.
it doesn't matter
That's nice it doesn't matter
mood
Well I AM a train.
no u
7:51 im disappointed in you because you had every chance to say awww crab BUT NOOOOOO
Missed chance to say "Yeee claw"
"Turn him into a firework"
Why the hell did you use gunpowder as your grandpa anyways? Wouldn't coal or charcoal be a lot better choice?
wait...
*DOES THIS MEAN THAT THE PERSON PLAYING IS A CREEPER?!*
2:48 what made this even more funny is I like to go and play fallout New Vegas while listening to these videos cuz my TV doesn't have sound and you know I like to have sound plus I can support them while having f