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Evil emkay be like: There are no fanarts
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Why you here Jake the cheese king?
Hey, you're here too!
@Ramen🍜 yes
Truee
That was the most chaotic and hilarious intro to any Emkay episode that has ever existed.
grandpa
@snoball cool
@snoball9389ooh cool
@snoball give
Im honestly scared of Nicocado. Thanks to a man with a glorious beard ive witnessed nico here shit so hard he broke his ribs, declare that he identifies as skinny, visit a doctor and say the scales all lie, then go home and order two giant pizzas to help him go to sleep. Nico is going to collapse like a neutron star and become a black hole.
In the end he'll consume the whole planet
@@Mr.Duckman poisen yourselves so he has to shit real bad after eating us
Charles?
you mean uh.... collapse like a dying star?
@@khameriengibson1975 A neutron star is the collapsed core of a massive supergiant star, which had a total mass of between 10 and 25 solar masses, possibly more if the star was especially metal-rich. Except for black holes and some hypothetical objects, neutron stars are the smallest and densest currently known class of stellar objects.
"Who the f*** stil has a disc tray?"
I do. It doesn't see tons of use, but it is very helpful for my classic computer hobby.
Just wait until you hear about the people who still have floppy disk drives.
@@haruki_nyan I have one of those too, though it's a USB one for my main machine.
@@shadowtheimpure I also have a floppy drive, although I salvaged it from an old machine that was to be recycled.
@@haruki_nyan My main machine is too new to support a proper floppy drive, so I make due.
Um me I have the worlds CRAPEST TV
Few seconds in and I'm already smiling
@@piitcs4416 wtf
@@piitcs4416 This ain't Twitter, but ratio
@@piitcs4416 reported
@@piitcs4416 rip piitCs
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the funniest part about this video is the censor sound, i love how he just goes OOO
Same
*booo*
*SILENCE, BOTS*
That sound is bothering me so much.
Yeah kids might be watching but if they watched the entire video that might be right up their alley
6:39
"My great grandfather's firewood was stolen on a regular basis, so he drilled a large hole in a piece. Then, he filled the hole with gunpowder and plugged it before leaving the wood in the pine closet near the road. That winter, someone's home exploded and his firewood never went missing again. It's hypothetical, of course..."
I was going to yell "COCAINE" on that intro one, but then he read 'grampa' and i stood there giggling by myself
What's coming after Halloween?
Somebody: "Yeah, we know"
Someone ruined in: "Nonstop Nut November, you can't fail this event"
Thats the month you unlock the red nut skin
Joe
I’m so excited!
Edit: I failed. I don’t even know how to
@@Omanou heres a tip next time Cut it and let it heal for the next 30 days
You really can't fail when you know how to
3:32
I had to explain the difference to my family... Here's how I did it. Giving the toilet paper a beard is awesome.... Giving the toilet paper a mullet, that's cruel.
I’ll do it again you can’t stop me.
@@Poltard neanderthal 😂😂😂
how do i explain this to my mullet loving famipy
@@mollieburge4940 if it dangles in the back, then it crap, wipe again. If it dangles in the front, then it's right, no need to over think.
Any cat owner will tell you that sometimes the A method is necessary. You get tired of having to reroll (or just throw away completely) an entire roll of TP because the cat was playing with it
Tbh we should really be grateful that people like nik exist, because if a zombie apoclyspe ever happens we now have food for like 2 weeks
You got me in the first half, not gonna lie
That’s just pure fat no vitamins or protein
Make it a year or two
*the ZOMBIES have food for 2 weeks. He had been preparing for this moment all his life. He shall become The Sacrifice.
@@maomaomi5434Who said cannibalism is impossible?
The fact that he is censoring with Goofy singing Wake me up inside is killing me 🤣
I almost spat out my Ramen while reading this comment and hearing goofy censor
@@angerydestroyer lmao
I knew the Vatican is secretly unholy after dark but it is nice to know they play teenaged appropriate games.
@@maylovechubie249 piss off scambot
@@maylovechubie249 ky$ bot
Ironically enough there is also a smutty bot commenting under this
2:55
I like to put crush up two bricks of ramen and cook them in my rice cooker. It's also good to throw in a large can of chicken for the chicken flavor, or a can of French onion soup for the beef flavor.
🙁🙁🙁
0:01
cocaine
He sayed wrong answers only
@@nightmareiron4414 💀
Just because your right doesn't mean your correct
Yes
I knew someone was gonna say this
0:33 they said WRONG answers
"Grandpa" o-o
Bot magnet
Yes Google grandpa translates to grandpa in English xD why is there a translates option in this comment
Thank you for welcoming me, robin :)
E
These bots gotta stop
@built different what video is that
@@popsickle_ ...what?
@@trashmammal9203 idk what I said, I was trying to do the "your username is how you will die"
It didn't go well
2:48 Raw ramen noodles are surprisingly good actually. Just like Cap'n Crunch on cheese pizza. I'm not joking about either of these.
I was about to get mad, then I thought about it, and captain crunch on cheese pizza may fit a little too much
If this ends up on Reddit I wanna be in the screenshot
@Mrsquid I think that's actually a very common method of eating ramen noodles as a snack in East Asian countries, so nah, lol no therapy, it ain't that weird no worries 😁😁👌🏼👌🏼
Break the block of ramen in half where it folds over. Spray with oil.
Pop in airfryer at 350⁰F-375⁰F and cook for 1.5 to 2 minutes each side.
Sprinkle with ramen packet to preference- I suggest starting with a lighter coating.
Eat it in the block form or crumble to eat as chips or as a salad topper.
2:23 Considering that it bears an almost uncanny resemblance to Azura’s Star from Skyrim, I am definitely convinced that it does indeed collect souls.
For the toilet paper, having it against the wall keeps cats from unrolling it as much.
yes
No
Yes
No
Yes'nt
Good for you
0:22 Holy crap! I had a dream last night where Kung fu panda 4 came out and they met the human world. This... this is extra cursed now.
That transition at 2:40 was too perfect.
This video is basically Robin not getting the joke
2:16. Oh, Japan would love that pumpkin. Mostly for something going into girls mouths.
I hate that I understand this joke.
When your girl is more satisfied to a pumpkin than you
Why should girls get to have all the fun?
And boys
8:55 INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR
XD
This video is so funny to the point where I spat out my drink in laughter.
The FanArt was epic!
Oh boy, here we go again
4:08 i agree with you. why does it have to be some stupid tradition?
7:05 _You then recognize the bodies in the water_
Love the emkay team massive support from me ig . Again love the videos
@@piitcs4416 no
@built different sad
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7:50 we can, i forgot how i found that out but yeah they fall out
honestly im glad they do because your living ball juice would die of heat if they stayed inside
I love how Robin has just had it with this subreddit
I'm sick right now but your videos make me smile so much❤️
3:49 well it's saucy, it's creamy, little white... tadpoles swim in it. it's *Scrumptious.*
Why do people not like raw ramen? Crush it up, mix it up with the flavoring, then you have a childhood snack.
0:45
Hits hard because there was an accident a few years ago in the Dutch town of Oss where 4 young kids were killed by an upcoming train
Imagine actually caring about NNN, couldn’t be me
I can confirm that people eating the noodle raw in VietNam is very common, and we also consider it as a snack.
I will be back with more disturbing facts.
There's a brand of snack in Malaysia called Mamee, and it's mascot is a 2d cookie monster
I eat them like that all the time, it's tastes pretty good, and there's a specific brand of dried noodle snack you can buy
@@a_reelskitface yes, and it is called mỳ trẻ em in VietNam
“What item is this? Wrong answers only”
Opium
That’s the right answer
@Squid Game 🅥 and get the hell out bot
Cocaine
@@bukitcengkeh1 you can say it
@Squid Game 🅥 shuuut up i dont care bot
1:52 trust me, knowing middle schoolers, that probably happened
“Nut Sack Cat”
-Robin
First one just had me smiling like a lunatic
8:02 was a good one.
7:45 that sounds more painful than sitting cross-legged then hearing a pop sound from down below.
Salty today emkay! Love the commentary lol
I thought the first one was gonna be "coke," but the real answer made me spit out my drink
"who has a disc tray still" me, who watches movies and plays old cd games: *sweating nervously*
Me, who still buys music CDs: *sweats fiercely*
3:09 that fucking broke me. I fucking LOVE old paintings because of shit like this
Robin, I don't think you understand just how screwed up public schools are. Both my parents were teachers at multiple public highschools for a solid 10+ years (my mom taught highschool biology and my dad taught highschool chemistry)
They have some absolutely insane stories of what their kids would do. One story, my dad had a group of girls in his class who pulled out their bloody tampons and tossed them up to the ceiling to see if they would stick. He said it was a disturbing surprise to see how well the tampons did in fact stick to the ceiling. He lectured them to not to do it again or else he'd send them to the principal. The next month, they did it again.
The other horror story was from my mom: she was pregnant with me at the time when she was teaching, and one of her students came in to her classroom in between class periods to "talk". The next thing she knew, he pulled out a knife and came at her saying "I'm gonna kill you and cut that baby out of your stomach!"
Thankfully, the football players she was teaching were walking on the way to her classroom and saw what was going on/heard my mom scream for help and tackled the kid until security was able to haul him away. I don't know what happened to him, but I know he wasn't arrested because the school wanted to act like it never happened.
They have a plethora of horror stories like these, so everytime I read a story like "My highschool classmate intentionally peed in the middle of class" I think to myself "Yeah, seems about right."
@Sunny Is Stupid Yeah, dude was definitely unhinged. My mom told me it was a real shock to her too, because even though he wasn’t overly friendly to her, he didn’t actively show any hate or disturbing behavior towards her before the incident and he wasn’t really the type of kid that acted out in class, so she always treated him like any of her other students. This was also years before the columbine school shooting, so metal detectors were almost unheard of in schools. I know the next day he wasn’t seen on school grounds for the remainder of the school year, but I also know he wasn’t arrested. I always wonder what happened to him after all these years and where he ended up in life…
2:02 the guy who made the lamb sauce account sits behind me in class.. no joke he showed me the account and that he could edit the comment
Lucky
Robin has the uncanny ability to suck the joy right out of these videos.
Exactly, and he doesn't even realize
Beg to differ
Robin is very enjoyable as a narrator I love the times he pops up in these videos you can have this opinion though but at the same time I have the right to disagree if you have the right to have this opinion although I could be misunderstanding it's like 3am here and I haven't slept I could've easily misread this and or missed the joke don't woosh me y'all
@@Nightmare-bt8zc bro rewatch this video and realize how rude Robin is
4:35 Jokes on you , i don't have a PC !
Mixing the ramen and the seasoning when you mix it raw is actually quite nice like a little snack
guys dont worry, the only reason robin had such salty remarks this video,
is because he failed NNN.
Have you seen that one rareinsults video done by robin he just insulted the insults and everyone talked about it in the comments
"Nearest red object"
Me, in a red car: *oh Neptune*
Well at least I'm stuck with just a sofa
6:49 the way you read stress relief 101 reminded me or Lamas with Hats so much.
You know I think I should watch this with my family. Family time is quality time and is gonna be the most memorable at that. :))
3:16 people who don't know
People who know
I know 💀
I’m glad I dont
2:49
Nah man everyone would eat that when fighting an undead wizard for a long time who has, for the time being, decided to spare you in combat.
Anyone who doesn't will probably die.
The 'ooooo' at the swearing is a little too funny at 1am
God do I love these videos always making my day
Hey Emkay, I’ve been struggling with severe depression and your videos always cheer me up, thanks!
Are you good now? Just checkin up
i need the answers
Emkay: WAIT DONT-
Time traveler kicks rock
Emnah: hello there
BRO THAT LAST ONE GOT ME ROLLING LMAO
5:22
Doctor: so tell me why you shoved a BACKPACK UP WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE
4:20 seconds in, is when the narrator gets tired of this one
Do u know the number u summoned?
I need to watch this before i submit my homework.
Omg you dont have ciis or built diffrent
Wow
the editing on this video was on point
I regret watching these but I can't stop
Hahaha just watched reverse numbers trick- Thank you for blessing my mind from the cursedness of the Math
well hello fellow owl house fan
@@ArcherWillows hello!
Gotta agree, this was pretty tame compared to other cursed comments. Still a good episode 👌
After years this finally back
I love cursed comments bro they can be so funny sometimes
6:37 The english is not that bad... Some people aren't native speakers but still trying their best. The word "piece" is still recognizable even when the letter e is missing. Idk man, maybe it's because I am not a native speaker but whenever I see broken english I think "Aw, they're trying their best!" instead of "oH My GoD iT's sO BaD I caN't EveN ReAd iT!"
Hold on, this is the first ever "R/CursedComments" that i saw that didn't talk about Hitler or the Nazis 2021 is a strange year
Now that you mention it, there were no 9- 11 or is- is comments either.
OH MY GOSH EMKAY I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN SO LONG
"DO YOU KNOW HOW TO TYPE?? Holy crap people need to learn how to type, we're moving on."
people who don't natively speak english:
Just started looking at this chanel yesterday. I already know all the names of "narrators" by their voice.
I honestly sometimes eat raw instant noodles the reason i stopped because my parents made me stop eating them raw
Favourite narrator doing my favourite subreddit
Oh boy, another Robin video! Wonder if he has that spoon store set up yet?
Not sure if r/Cursecomments got worse or if we just got jaded by all the posts we've read over time, but I honestly think r/Cursed_Images can hold up better.
Your going to die from making a furry very mad and then made you die from a fury
yknow i found some weird salt in my living room and it tastes funny
Ok
Snort it
This is The funniest video I’ve ever watched! 😂😂😂
1:16 me who's a Jewish boy tryna figure out where to gatekeep my luggage...
That item is Asacoco.
1:01 Step sister, right, right?
I think thats just straight sister
Robin sounds really hostile today lol
Time to exhale out of my nose with enthusiasm
Robin, My Man, I love you and all. But NNN is a trial for the ones who need to become stronger
It’s Wednesday my dudes!
Bruh
@@piitcs4416 stop speaking noodle
YEAAAAAAAAA
AWWWWW
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
6:31 my grandfather didn't have anything stolen but he was scared of someone breaking into his store house so he placed bear trap at the entrance.
5:22
me: taking a drink hearing that and looking at the red cup in my hand thats too wide to fit in cupholders and almost as long as my forearm
"They all taste the same in the end"
People thought sex but it wasnt...
I think you've gotta let the cursedcomments charge for a bit more before coming back
I love your videos emkay your a really funny channel
OMG THAT WAS MY FAN ART AND I'M SO HAPPY IT WAS ROBIN WHO GOT TO SEE IT 😍