What is the LOWEST ABSORPTION POSSIBLE? -DS3
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ก.พ. 2025
- Don't worry about the final exam, this isn't a lot to ABSORB... ᴵ'ᵐ ˢᵒʳʳʸ
𝗗𝗮𝘁𝗮 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗼𝘀
GREENPINEAPPLES CHANNEL
/ channel
YE' ANCIENT RECORD THREAD
/ the_lowest_damage_abso...
AND A SMOOCH TO PATREONS AND TESTERS WHO CHILLED WITH ME.
𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗱𝗲𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗱𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀
0:42 All the negative absorption penalty spells and items
2:52 The maximum for thunder & old max
4:30 The maximum possible with no frame perfect stacking needed
6:02 The maximum possible when you go too far...
7:23 Context & what should actually happen at these numbers
𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗖𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗶𝘁𝘀
Modern Jazz Samba / String Impromptu Number 1 / Electro Chill C / Bossa Antigua - All by Kevin MacLeod
VoyageOfDiscovery - SilvermanSound
𝗢𝗵, 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝘆 𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗼𝗻 𝗜 𝗴𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘀 🧙 / limitbreakers
That negative fire absorption is the secret to recreating the first flame.
Older man was punched by a pyro flame.
Thus began the age of fire.
D E E P E S T L O R E
So that's what happened, the Witch of Izalith had her Fire Absorption too high. Which explains why she absorbed the Chaos Flame, heyo!
D e e p e s t L o r e
the secret the fire witches dont want you to learn
Limit might be running out of content, but he isnt running out of quality memes anytime soon
He could always do the miracle build anytime he wants
Useless data is boundless
@@parix351 why would he do something so useless ?
@@pablohierro9894 What channel are you on to think he'd do anything that wasn't useless?
come on elden ring and let him break the game miyazaki
So basically, he could get deep-fried by just stepping outside on a rainy day.
Working as intended.
Sounds like old dwarf fortress.
@The tricky tick full havels in ds3 be like
@The tricky tick endermen in Minecraft are crying rn
1:08 - GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
È proprio l'originale gnaaaaah di Paride
I love how famous you are in the souls community Pruld
It's Italian funny man heehee haha.
5:30 missed the opportunity to say "it goes into WAXimum overdrive"
unsubbed
This comment is the peak of all human history. It's only downhill from here
This comment deserve love and pin.
Also the waxxers dot com was missing. Clearly.
Old man is an antiwaxxer CONFIRMED
agreed
he got so flammable he single-handedly reset Gwyn's age of fire
I wonder if the thumbnail technically counts as clickbait? 🤔
How did you comment 10 minutes ago when the vid came out 40 seconds ago
@@Dentariunoux uploaded it earlier and only just published it, probably watched it before publishing to check for mistakes.
r-e-p-o-r-t-e-d :)
Na it's pretty accurate.
1v1
Damn old man, that absorption is so low that miracle builds do damage
That is, if they did fire damage
Let’s not get ridiculous
@@taco2588 Well what about the 400 something lightning debuff? That should sting right?
@@asherdevin 4.00 x 0 is still 0
Now that’s a burn
oldman saying "multiplicatively" will never get old
I feel like I age several years between when he starts and finishes
Unlike older man, who is very old
My personal favorite is "Maximim"
danny provolone same as ENOUGH RAMBLING
@@felix3436 I'm more of a "possible" guy myself.
This voice has haunted me for years but I cant stop watching
He's your destiny, Geralt.
That name and that picture. I can't lmao
''Does anyone else here feel the need to let out a little... giggle... when I say the name; Biggus... Dickus!''
hehe boy
@@TheStraightestWhitest He has a wife you know? You know what she is called?
Dude was so flammable he kindled kindled the first flame for all eternaty removing the curse of the undead forever. Truly the best dark souls ending.
I wonder how much useless data he will be able to give us when Elden Ring comes out.
I doubt you could even imagine it
@@pulpocosmicotranki3682 Useless Data... Oh... Useless data... the limits shattered, by someone... or something...
there is no such thing as useless data. we just don't have the application yet
@@KahruSuomiPerkele The lack of weapons and armor to choose from kind of gets in the way of said useless data.
Was gonna like but ur at 666, bravo \m/
“Those numbers are simply pathetic”
Said while doing the welcome emote
I stopped playing DS3 a year ago, but I doubt I'll ever stop watching this channel.
Well of course. As the game slowly dies out, the useless data gets that much more useless, thus increasing the channel's power.
Stegomasaurus holy shiet
Never played DS3 and I still drawn to it like a moth to the flame.
Sunbro Adresse yeah in all of the games there are plenty of people to invade
Ds3 is definitely the most populated though
@Sunbro Adresse You call that thing in Ds3 PvP???
WHERE IS THE MIRACLE BUILD, OLD MAN?
In the trash can
(Auto like for having 69nice likes)
@@Gio_in_6D
*collapse gesture*
Hold onto your hope traveler! A miracle may yet happen!
It's wherever Vaati put the Maria _Prepare to Cry_
In the DS3 cinders mod
Vaati voice: "When the first flame sprang into existence, it brought with it disparity and power. But how did the first flame come to be you may ask. Well dear viewer, its quite simple. All it took was an old man, a fire bomb, and a few waxy bois"
The real question is why being covered in wax makes you more flammable, when in reality it would make you less.
True. And does anything even do fire damage in that area to capitalize on it?
@@asherdevin i think the thrall's in that area have fire weapons
*getting a frostbite
*guess fire would deal more damage now*
Ah, that's due to the fact that wax becomes highly flammable in certain temperature ranges. I know this, as I once nearly burnt my friends house down while his mother was out, by trying to cook an egg with only a dozen candles. XD
Yuu_tried, yes, it probably would. Do you even understand what frostbite is? Damaged tissues will have trouble protecting or regenerating from further damage.
Old Man Senpai Gets Waxxxed: my new favorite hentai.
uhmmm, actually, it was older man who got waxxxed
"Thus began the age of fire..."
Anytime I see a topic that seems obvious I think “Oh god what bullshit did that old man figure out now” and he never disappoints.
Love you, old man.
"watch out for those electrical sockets"
"Oh wait"
Watch out for *SPONTANEOUS SUPER NOVA*
2:18 but you're my waifu Old man senpai
🍑 ⋆ 🍎 🎀 𝓊𝓌𝓊 𝓉𝒽𝓃𝓀 𝓊 𝓅𝒶𝓉🍪𝓀𝒾𝒶-𝓈𝒶𝓃 🎀 🍎 ⋆ 🍑
That punching bag twist...
I feel betrayed, unforgivably so.
Heh...
Man, you still commenting on Souls content, huh? Murdering Anastasia wasn't enough?
@@nitroturbo7869
Hey now, you can't *prove* ya boi Laurtrec did _anything_ to that sweet, submissive, _vulnernable_ firekeeper and her soul absolutely _replete_ with humanity.
@@brosephnoonan223 Except, ya know, he bragged about it like a Chad.
@@brosephnoonan223 I Can Tell, With The Power of Item Descriptions!
@@OtakuUnitedStudio
He wasnt read his rigjts! Any confession given without the suspect having been read their right of kindling isnt admissible. You can ask any pardoner!
-148035.922... 👀 I REALLY FEEL IT NOW MR KRABS
just touching sunlight will burn you to a crisp
And thats how the old man became the soul of cinder... by being flameable wax
At the beginning I thought “ what the hell I’ll go for the moon -1,000”
That ending was a prime opportunity to insert a Terminator 2 clip
also adds old man says "I'll be back" instead of see you soon
Damn, that explains why those library thralls dealt so much damage sometimes
I'm so honored. When you commented on my post three years ago I never thought I'd end up seeing my username in one of your videos. This absolutely made my day Limit, keep up the -meaningless and futile- good work!
I am just a humble chronicler of useless data. I could not NOT include it. 🧙 ᵂʰᵉⁿ ᴵ ʷᵃˢ ᵗᵒˡᵈ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃˣ ᵍˡᶦᵗᶜʰ, ᶦᵗ ᶦⁿˢᵗᵃⁿᵗˡʸ ᶜᵃᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵐᶦⁿᵈ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵛᶦᵈᵉᵒ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ᵉᵃˢᶦᵉʳᵎ
:O
old man: i think thats enough data for one day.
everyone else: you mean for a whole month..
if he is THAT flammable, we might just found our next cinder of fire now bois
7:54 A very technical, but effective shortcut to the "Link the fire" ending.
Also, couldn't this be used to set a new single hit damage # record? set infinite health and just have your helpers chuck chaos bed vestiges (or whatever the strongest pyromancy is) at you.
Ahh yes... Uselessness at it's finest...
Pyros in grand archives are going to love this lol
It doesn't help much sadly. You have to be fast with fire, you have to hit the player with the fire, you need the player to actually get hit with wax, and just one debuff isn't that useful, and is most likely as lucky as you'd get.
*_HOLY HECK_* I was NOT expecting the numbers to go so far. That is far and away the largest value that's ever shown up in one of your videos. Your work is amazing.
The amount of work you put into these is just astounding dude, i keep getting wowed by your videos! But really, where are the crabs? I need my fix
Ask your mother, I'm sure she has plenty of crabs.
1:07
Good to see that that meme is still kicking.
Bless your dark soul, Pruld.
"You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers".
-Old man
You know what a fugazi is?
Im thoroughly disappointed you didnt calculate the damage off a crab.
Eventually, you start giving enemies health.
And that's how the Witch of Izilith attempted to create a new flame.
This is some of the best done humor of its type on the Internet.
I love how you still make these so long after DS3 was released. Very rare content
Thank you based grandpa. Absorb my kisses.
haha
haha
Ara Ara~
Ewwwwww
when is the oldest man dlc coming
It can only be better than DS3 DLCs because anything is better than those pieces of shit.
@@FriendlyArchpriest what? Ringed city was awesome. Shut the fuck up cry baby. Ariandel was the only sucky one.
*looks in the mirror* Oh, I found it
Rafael Portilho why is the butthurt?
@@benighted2665 cause he can't beat gael
I seriously love you, this made my day. Your memes are god tier. Stay gold ponyboy.
whaaat? Limit has uploaded a new video on my birthday?!
Thank you Old Man!
happy bday
Thanks @@purplewastaken
Happy birthday
Happy Birthday!
@@LimitBreakers thank you!
Thanks y'all
IronPineapple is my favorite Dark Souls pineapple!
7:16 "There is another!"
I did not know that the wax lowered our fire absorption by that much! No wonder Miyzaki put the candlemen and the fire infused thralls together.
Old man covered in wax, "good thing there's no fire fire around."
A spark from his hobnailed boots.
F O O O M
So flammable he would single handedly reset the age of fire back to its prime
The amount of hidden as well blatant waifu bashing is the true limit break, here. Try to find all the insults!
"....our old punching bag...." Shows fire keeper 🤣
Looks like you just recreated the first flame my man good job!
Wax Scholar had connections to the pontiff sulyvahn, who have connections to the profane flame, a everlasting flame...
It all make sense now. DEEPEST LORE
Thank you Older Man, your service provides much needed data and understanding.
Grandson: Wait, I’ve seen this bef-
Old man: I’m going to stop you there buster
older man was so flamable by the end that a fireball would cause him to fuel the first flame til elden ring gets a trailer
I quit playing dark souls 3 a long time ago but I'll never ever quit these videos
Real talk when I say your channel is one of the most creative, entertaining, and funny channels I've ever seen. The effort put on these man and the outcome is a masterpiece of every single video.
Keep up the good work.
That moment when you're a walking thermonuclear device
You never fail to disappoint me Old Man
This was actually the backstory of how the First Flame came to be.
7:55 how to rekindle the first flame:
force 10 or more wax dudes to do their thing on you
find a spark
"How vulnerable are you to fire?"
"Yes."
Always a treat seeing these pop up in my recommended. Thanks
*This channel breathes life into me!*
The end reveals how the first flame was really lit.
Seriously though I hope the next game is just as memeable.
Sincere thanks for the continued use of the FF7 - Reunion track in your videos.
When you become so flammable that you accidentally restart the age of fire.
With fire damage that high, who needs to face off against Soul Of Cinder! You’re MORE than capable of restarting The First Flame by yourself!
Tbh, I’m just glad to see Limit Breakers 4 years after DS3 launched
Finally, my patreon name was shouted out. Thank you Mr. Breakers
How could you tell, though ...?
@@Ferriswheel31 braille monitor
The large locusts outside the ringed city also inflict a large fire absorption penalty when they spray goop on you
He was so flammable at the end that he re-ignited the First Flame
08:00 He really, really, REALLY missed the oportunity to say "Thus began the age of fire" and play the DS1 intro
I don’t know how you are still kicking out such classic content after all this time but I’m here for it
0:21 "B-BAKANA! OLDMAN-SAN CAN STOP TIME IN THE STOPPED TIME?!?!"
The writing in your videos never ceases to make me smile :)
4:28 "it's like one of my Japanese animes" *Splatershot exist*
8:08 So much absorption, he became a lord of cinder!
With that little fire resistance, how does he have any hope of surviving your mixtape?
7:55 Thus began the Age of Fire
3:17 turns out miracle builds ARE viable with the right build
00:52 they had us in the first half not gonna lie
1:08 GNAAAAAAAAAA
I understood that reference.
I really needed this today. Thanks, Old and Older Man.
How many times do we have to *ask for the Miracle Build Old Man?!*
Never thought i'd be watching an ancient wizard get bukakied by ten wax figures
6:36 "nice"
This is what I like to call a true victory royal
wow, that ending was....HOT!
Always nice to see you, grandpa! Just make sure you don't get too... Heated... In your pursuit for data.
If you have no content, try getting the highest and lowest absorption of each damage type. To some people however this may infact be..
U S E F U L D A T A
Highest, yes, but having -148035.922% absorption for 5 frames is multiple levels of useless - too short to matter, no practical applications, and too much time to set up so that you can be instakilled by any fire attack for 1/12 of a second.
@@OtakuUnitedStudio If you only use the finish then sure, but this taught me a pyro build in that area is just begging for a wax coated wick named host
Thank you for reminding me why I subscribed to your wonderful channel!
1:45
I know where that “ara ara” comes from and I am eternally ashamed with myself for it.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) care to share the sauce?
dont be
It's a command card voice line from Fate/Grand Order, character in question is "Minamoto no Raikou."
Never thought I'd see that much fire vulnerability. This channel is *The* *Bomb*
At first I'd guess about 460 for lightning, and that my expectations would be beaten by an exploit to be around 1200 in a different damage type.
But by the gods never did I imagine *this...*
His absorption was so strong he absorbed limit's miracle build video.
_Darn it, it was completely finished too._
Imagine the content we would get if they released Dark Souls 4.
love your animations!!! keep up the great work!!
“For this we need our old punching bag”
*visible frustration*
“Older man”
*visible joy*
We need our punching bag...
_Older Man_