USELESS DATA UPDATE! There is a new possible record. In the Judicator Argo bossfight if you are summoned as Halflight, Spear of the Church you will get a absorption boost depending on how many players there are. With 4 players you get 75% extra, but you do lose sacred oath's 30% boost. So there TRUE MAX is 99.5715% Magic Absorption! That's a whole percent better kiddos. Credit to Dragonborn_007 for the tip, check the description for a video example.
Limit Breakers Gosh I caught you! I was binge watching all of your videos again and came upon this comment! But... why? Like, why now, and why even bother???
Magically cheeky, making bladders leaky, but keeping my raps geeky. So I read while wearing double XL depends, No time for piss pants gotta get my ends. Because you know I'm saving up for my Benz That's Mercedes-Benz not Ben's as in rice from that uncle, Go get your colonoscopy and check for a polyp on your peduncle. Because sometimes bladder control ain't due to a laugh, So get it checked before people have to write your epitaph. This humorous rap was brought to you by proctology Internationals "One In The Stink, to check if it's healthy and pink" campaign. Call your local doctor to set up a appointment, or if you don't have enough time drop trowel in front of anyone that looks doctor-ish and use your dominant hand to spread your cheeks and your off hand to shine your phone's camera inside your rectum and state the phrase "How's it looking doc?" And any doctor worth a darn would spit directly on your knot and go in immediately for a physical exam no wait or copay necessary. Sometimes even some average person that sees this occur will take time out of their busy day to preform a "citizens exam" (similar to a citizens arrest, and just as legal) and they will try their best to give you a idea. But be warned if you go the citizens exam route they aren't as trained as a doctor so you will need to preform this action at least 5 times in a public place that day taking the average of their thoughts about feeling a lump or not as the undisputed medical fact.
Sorry for the delay kiddos, had some rendering problems. But this is only scratching the surface. Prepare for absorption to get a bit weird next time eh? We can finally discover the mystery of the LAVA DAMAGE TYPE!
Well the adds are based on your search history, and fitted with your age and TH-cam watching habits. So the algorithm has decided that you need a tampon to "Plug it up Carrie white"
it's cool that Lapp's helmet is part of the anti-thrust set since it's a frogmouth jousting helmet meant for limiting the damage caused by lance passes!
6:38 I love the detail, how the look of the armor fit the respective damage type. Curvy for thrust. Heavy and bulbous for strike. Heavy padding for slash. And onion "multiple layer" for overall.
Doubt you will see this after 3 years, but lapp's helm ia also made for spear duels irl wich is also a cool detail since its the best thrust absorption helm.
When you become the boss for the Spear of the Church covenant, you gain a defense buff, the increase in defense depends on the number of phantoms in the host's world, could this buff be enough to go over this high score even though it removes the ability to use Secret Oath?
As I've screwed around with this myself I knew that for several damage types there are multiple armor setups for the max. 1. Fire can either be Havel's Gauntlets, Winged Knight Gauntlers (hands), Havel's Leggings and Black Iron Leggings (legs) with the Black Iron Helm and Havel's Armor, they give the same in the end. 2. Physical is any combination of Lapp's Helm, Catarina Helm, Morne's Helm or Smough's Helm for head, Smough's Armor for chest, Exile Gauntlets, Catrina Gauntlets or Winged Knight Gauntlets for hands and Harald Legion Leggings (which are also the best leggings for Slash and Thrust) 3. Slash is either the Exile Mask or Gundyr's Helm with the rest being the same 4. Thrust is either Lapp's Helm or Morne's Helm with the rest being the same 5. Magic has either Karla's Trousers or Ordained Trousers 6. Lightning is the same as here, though either the Catarina Armor or Winged Knight Armor is the best. Also here are the highest status resist setups: 1. The highest Bleed resistence is just the Exile Set at 226 2. Poison is the Worker Hat, Exile Armor, Desert Pyromancer Gloves/Painting Guardian Gloves/Exile Gauntlets and Worker Trousers at 174 3. Frost is the Outrider Knight Set with the gauntlets swapped out for the Pontiff Knight Gauntlets at 206 4. Curse is the Prayer set with the Jailer Gloves and Black Witch Veil at 223 Some more pointless information to add.
its so easy to make a viable faith build.... i've litterally 2 shotted champ gundyr on ng++ with sunlight spear. pvp viable? if you are good at tricking opponents, which im not.
FYI limit i think you should do some more testing while playing the spear of the church boss vs 4 gankybois. You get basically 65% base absorption to start and then you can stack buffs and equipment from there. I've gotten 97-98% absorption with just heavy armor and perserverance from the ritual spear fragment.
I don't really find these statistics in DS3 to be useless. These videos have come in quite handy when trying to complete my build in DS3. Bravo, old man and Grandson :)
I waw able to take on a cheapie invader in Belfrey Archdragon Peak... I was using Lightning Murakumo+8 so faith has S scaling, fatih stat at 35... Used Great Heal, Deep Protection, Way of White Corona, Lightning Stake, Divine Pillars... using Saint tree bellvine. was able to thrown the discs very well.. Tried free throwing for some fun.. sometimes it works..sometimes... Coronas into Lightning Stake and then Pillars when enemy was 20 feet away still hit him though... He was wasting his stamina sometimes... me too I spamed r1.. Later on I tried using these with the miracle boost rings but taking up two rings is kinda risky losing defense...
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USELESS DATA UPDATE!
There is a new possible record. In the Judicator Argo bossfight if you are summoned as Halflight, Spear of the Church you will get a absorption boost depending on how many players there are. With 4 players you get 75% extra, but you do lose sacred oath's 30% boost. So there TRUE MAX is 99.5715% Magic Absorption! That's a whole percent better kiddos. Credit to Dragonborn_007 for the tip, check the description for a video example.
Limit Breakers Gosh I caught you! I was binge watching all of your videos again and came upon this comment! But... why? Like, why now, and why even bother???
Limit Breakers you also get an absorption bonus if you reach rank 1 in the covenant as you get a grass dew item that makes you more resilient
I'd imagine Dragonborn likes to use his "Smartness Immune" character when playing as the boss.
smoughs armor set lol...
You can improve the build using some consumables.
I thought for a minute there was an actual water absorption stat that I had never noticed
Same
FUCK OFF WITH THAT GAY ASS CIRNO SHIT
Im going to need the source of that Cirno pic.
meme there was one in 2
Doesn't being wet actually increase fire/reduce lightning defense?
This is alot to absorb
ayyyy
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Can you not?
Magically cheeky,
making bladders leaky,
but keeping my raps geeky.
So I read while wearing double XL depends,
No time for piss pants gotta get my ends.
Because you know I'm saving up for my Benz
That's Mercedes-Benz not Ben's as in rice from that uncle,
Go get your colonoscopy and check for a polyp on your peduncle.
Because sometimes bladder control ain't due to a laugh,
So get it checked before people have to write your epitaph.
This humorous rap was brought to you by proctology Internationals "One In The Stink, to check if it's healthy and pink" campaign. Call your local doctor to set up a appointment, or if you don't have enough time drop trowel in front of anyone that looks doctor-ish and use your dominant hand to spread your cheeks and your off hand to shine your phone's camera inside your rectum and state the phrase "How's it looking doc?" And any doctor worth a darn would spit directly on your knot and go in immediately for a physical exam no wait or copay necessary. Sometimes even some average person that sees this occur will take time out of their busy day to preform a "citizens exam" (similar to a citizens arrest, and just as legal) and they will try their best to give you a idea. But be warned if you go the citizens exam route they aren't as trained as a doctor so you will need to preform this action at least 5 times in a public place that day taking the average of their thoughts about feeling a lump or not as the undisputed medical fact.
Dream The Endless
You could at least put this mixtape in happy meal (that actually happened) instead of putting it on the youtube comment section
Good guy limit breakers goes 1 second under 10 minutes
This video is exactly 10 minutes
Hello there
Years later, it's 9:59
Wait Gromek999 actually played ds31!?1!
Epic!1!1!1 :()
Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed
I'm failing my math tests not because I am dumb
I just do not want to go hollow.
fashion souls for days fam
Ogryska I tried explaining that to my teacher and he just gave me a B
winter, albino, and now limit your everywhere
Ogryska winter army
But if you're hollow, you are imortal.
Now that you've figured out how to obtain maximum absorption when are you going to figure out how to obtain maximum abs?
InfernoPlus gundyr armor fam
InfernoPlus I know you! A youtube that makes good videos and watches good videos! You've good taste in memes I'll give ya that
99 strength
Now I must obtain my dad and retrieve the milk.
Sorry for the delay kiddos, had some rendering problems. But this is only scratching the surface. Prepare for absorption to get a bit weird next time eh? We can finally discover the mystery of the LAVA DAMAGE TYPE!
Limit Breakers yeah! You upped finally!
Limit Breakers am I early?
Limit Breakers get Monster Hunter World. Create your character. Name him helicopterman. Pick the insect glaive. Fly my friend, fly helicopterman.
Limit Breakers OH, TIME TO REDO CAN YOU SURVIVE THE STRONGEST ATTACK VIDEO
Limit Breakers been waiting for this absorption data! Thanks a lot!
I was going to make a joke about sponges but the intro bamboozled me. Gosh darn you Limit and your limitless puns!
Limit Breaker used Absorb! It's super effective!
Tampax ad before the video, *seems legit*
Simte that also counts as a "body buff"
"Maximum absorption"
Its for bleed resistance
Well the adds are based on your search history, and fitted with your age and TH-cam watching habits. So the algorithm has decided that you need a tampon to "Plug it up Carrie white"
it's cool that Lapp's helmet is part of the anti-thrust set since it's a frogmouth jousting helmet meant for limiting the damage caused by lance passes!
6:38 I love the detail, how the look of the armor fit the respective damage type.
Curvy for thrust.
Heavy and bulbous for strike.
Heavy padding for slash.
And onion "multiple layer" for overall.
Doubt you will see this after 3 years, but lapp's helm ia also made for spear duels irl wich is also a cool detail since its the best thrust absorption helm.
Over 98%!?! That’s enough absorption to feed a family of starving miracle builds for a whole month!
9:59 vid time you absolute hero
With this knowedge all shall be A B S O R B E D
First time i got a heart, thanks!
where is the miracle build from old man?
and what about the crab mystery?
You just have to keep your FAITH
my faith is nun of your business
This guy has a *habit* of making sure everything is perfect before handing it off to us.
We should probably stop annoying him about this, we don't want him to get *cross*
"And you're being written out of my will" is something that lives in my brain rent-free
I come back to this video every now and then just to hear it. It made me cackle the first time; it is a huge comfort to me.
When you become the boss for the Spear of the Church covenant, you gain a defense buff, the increase in defense depends on the number of phantoms in the host's world, could this buff be enough to go over this high score even though it removes the ability to use Secret Oath?
mfw spear absorption buff daddy vs gank squad
:O
This is why finding a spear of the church using black knight sword is a nightmare
@@Ghost_gc and they’re wearing havel armour 💀
@@LS-rp6yq diminishing returns with armor means wearing havel's isn't optimal. Black iron or cathedral knight works best in defense/weight.
As I've screwed around with this myself I knew that for several damage types there are multiple armor setups for the max.
1. Fire can either be Havel's Gauntlets, Winged Knight Gauntlers (hands), Havel's Leggings and Black Iron Leggings (legs) with the Black Iron Helm and Havel's Armor, they give the same in the end.
2. Physical is any combination of Lapp's Helm, Catarina Helm, Morne's Helm or Smough's Helm for head, Smough's Armor for chest, Exile Gauntlets, Catrina Gauntlets or Winged Knight Gauntlets for hands and Harald Legion Leggings (which are also the best leggings for Slash and Thrust)
3. Slash is either the Exile Mask or Gundyr's Helm with the rest being the same
4. Thrust is either Lapp's Helm or Morne's Helm with the rest being the same
5. Magic has either Karla's Trousers or Ordained Trousers
6. Lightning is the same as here, though either the Catarina Armor or Winged Knight Armor is the best.
Also here are the highest status resist setups:
1. The highest Bleed resistence is just the Exile Set at 226
2. Poison is the Worker Hat, Exile Armor, Desert Pyromancer Gloves/Painting Guardian Gloves/Exile Gauntlets and Worker Trousers at 174
3. Frost is the Outrider Knight Set with the gauntlets swapped out for the Pontiff Knight Gauntlets at 206
4. Curse is the Prayer set with the Jailer Gloves and Black Witch Veil at 223
Some more pointless information to add.
Before the video starts does anyone else say the title in the old man voice?
P O S S I B L E ?
Max I read everything in the old man voice now. Even this sentence. Titty sprinkles.
Yeah, nice vid bro, but WHERE IS the Viable Faith Build one ?
-Plz no bulli, i have faith in Faith Builds-
_ WłNGS _ Don’t back down, brother.
_ WłNGS _ I actually have a decent Faith build that works in PVP and PVE. I don't get why everyone makes fun of them.
EpicBob123 Because they’re relatively weak compared to everything else I guess. You’re probably really good too so that helps.
Blessed Longsword+Lightning Arrow
There’s your build
its so easy to make a viable faith build.... i've litterally 2 shotted champ gundyr on ng++ with sunlight spear. pvp viable? if you are good at tricking opponents, which im not.
Thank you! I needed this information so that dad’s belt doesn’t hurt so much.
I can already feel the knowledge being absorbed into my mind
But what is the maximum _water absorption_
A massive Weeb It's simple, use the legendary SpongeBob armor and you're done
Sansirow - th-cam.com/video/9Jz1TjCphXE/w-d-xo.html
sorry, my joke was weak as a sponge :(
Sansirow he could not absorb your intellectual humor
Sutahr Platinah He's like oil, always covering these H2O jokes 😂
Thank you so much grandpa i can now finally beat the crystal sage!
FYI limit i think you should do some more testing while playing the spear of the church boss vs 4 gankybois. You get basically 65% base absorption to start and then you can stack buffs and equipment from there. I've gotten 97-98% absorption with just heavy armor and perserverance from the ritual spear fragment.
Okay but that Slashy Souls armor set was Fashion Souls as fuck. Keeping it.
The thrust one also looked pretty nice.
Most youtubers stretch their videos to 10:01, but no no no, not Limit Breakers, his are a second under 10 mins
For those too lazy to watch the whole thing, the answer is Crabbo Cave.
Ok, memes asside, this videos has a lot of effort behind it, just the poses are a fine addition.
Nice video old man-senpai.
Can't wait for useless data on ds 1 remastered :>
7:45 I got an ad the moment you said ‘oh no,’ Old Man. Truly a dark day for us all. Or TH-cam taking a dump on me. 😭
I love the Runescape hitsplats
The amount of work that must go into this is insane. Thanks for the awesome videos.
what is the max dmg you can deal from a ladder?
Klas yes
Death
When you get symmoned as a Spear of the Church, you get increased absorption with increased players.
Serbian Crusader 100% confirmed
This guy right here must be praised
I love your videos, so informative and the editing is top too!
I especially love the transition from being naked to wearing armour at 5:13
Id like to see this kind of work on other games too!
Challenge Accepted. I shall make new data in DARK SOULS REMASTERED
Limit Breakers can you show us the most Nito build possible
Limit Breaker disowned his grandson so much, that he's either rich or have multiple personalities
I don't really find these statistics in DS3 to be useless. These videos have come in quite handy when trying to complete my build in DS3. Bravo, old man and Grandson :)
This would be easier to absorb if it was represented with a crab battle.
I accidentally read the thumbnail as “abortion”
Doesn't being wet boost fire absorption? Or is that only Dks2?
Only DS2 sadly.
it also reduced your lightning defense at the same time in ds2
Proof that DkS2 > DkS3
The German Mason Dark Souls 2 shits on Dks3 tbh
The German Mason there's a lot of things DS2 did better than Fanservice 3
this video is more interesting than I thought it would be. Well done.
thank you
I haven't played DS3 in like 8 months but I will still watch this man's content.
What is the weakest boss attack?
Probably Deacons of the Deep has the weakest attack.
WEABOSS
Yhorm s radial stomp is an attack that knocks back but deals no damage
*ARE MIRACLES VIABLE OR NOT? I STILL NEED TO KNOW!*
no
Fat Fuck no
I love your educational style vids. Thanks for keeping the Souls community entertained!
I really love this channel.
And to think he managed to get so much personality out of a text to speech.
Today's my birthday! Love the video!
Happy Age Day love GRAMPA 💗
Limit Breakers I've been blessed with grandpa's happy wishes!
When is the viable miracle build coming
I waw able to take on a cheapie invader in Belfrey Archdragon Peak... I was using Lightning Murakumo+8 so faith has S scaling, fatih stat at 35... Used Great Heal, Deep Protection, Way of White Corona, Lightning Stake, Divine Pillars... using Saint tree bellvine. was able to thrown the discs very well.. Tried free throwing for some fun.. sometimes it works..sometimes... Coronas into Lightning Stake and then Pillars when enemy was 20 feet away still hit him though... He was wasting his stamina sometimes... me too I spamed r1.. Later on I tried using these with the miracle boost rings but taking up two rings is kinda risky losing defense...
This channel is the goddamn best thing on youtube. Words cannot describe the ecstasy I feel with every pun.
0:31 And you're, being written out of MY WILL
new viable tank build meta confirmed?
At first I saw that thumbnail as “abortion ???”
Gosh dangit. My recommendations pushed and push and now I'm subbing.
Definitely a good feeling to see one of your videos come out
Is that a Final Fantasy XII Reference?!?!? 9:11
Yes, yes it is :D
I don't get it, what's the reference D:
The Last Denizen the music
Who is the strongest hollow in the game?
(Excluding the nameless king)
Gael, obviously.
Gael
This might be way old, but Reading ur description for defence made me instantly know what both are, ty old man
I have watched a few of your videos before but you successfully won my subscription with the "being written out of my will" joke
But how does it chock up in PvP?
(me, walking into combat in full thicc boy regalia): MANUKE GA! HINJAKU HINJAKU!
Ah! Now that's the trick! Sadly many of the rings effects are weaker in PVP. But you can still become pretty tanky indeed...
@@LimitBreakers Does Defense and Absorption change in PvP?
i love useless data
6:51 I love these videos gramps. Thanks for the throwback.
FANTASTIC work!
Thanks for giving such a detailed, yet approachable, explanation
I saw a pair of Nekopara boxers on sale for 17 dollars.
Catsaretheworst I saw Vanilla getting pet in a gif after not knowing that the anime OVA came out.
Literally shot my dick into oblivion from the muscles tensing up so fast.
You tell me where damnit
Hmm how much negative absorption can you get tho,beyond -100
I lawl so hard at "finally counter to the crystal sage" moment.
Great video, as always !
No matter how many time I rewatch this, it's still informative when I plan my builds.
How many crabs are there in the game?
DRAGON SLAYER the whole game is a crab.
Ishi TheShepherd Or alternatively, inside of the shell of a giant, nearly empty Universe-Crab, crawling through the mud of the cosmos.
how many breads have you eaten in your life?
dracopo You don’t deserve to know.
Still amazed by your montage and your madness. I don't even play DS3 anymore, but your videos are always a pleasure to watch.
"And your being written out of my will."
But, Old Man.
We know you cannot die.
The old man is what brings me back everytime. I will like every video I hear him in
You don't know how much time I've been waiting for you
How amazing and unique are your videos dude, great feat!
The editing on this video is next level. Great job!
"And you're being written out of my will"
I'm dying. Why have I never heard a grandparent make that statement before.
Limitbreaker the only TH-camr who stops 1 second before the ten minute mark bravo
Every time one of these videos pops up I get an insatiable urge to play through the series.
I absorbed the useless data and probably forgot a valuable childhood memory for that. Thanks..
It is literally a special occasion when Limit Breakers uploads a video XD
Brilliant video as always!
that's almost enough to absorb the tears of miracle builds
Crabbo will be by with sunscreen once he's finished breaking someone's armour.
That spicy ainsley appearance caught me off guard. Great vid.
i still cant tell you how much i love the runescape hitsplats
I haven't touched Dark Souls III in like a year but I still watch your videos because I love you
I keep asking myself how you can make these amazing edits... such a high-quality content, keep like this :D
"i think you're just being fecicious"
"and you're being w r i t t e n o u t o f m y w i l l"
Those max resist sets were surprisingly fashionable.
I love your content man! Can't wait for the next upload.
nice ending, love your stuff
Mystery solved. Now you may rest in peace, old man voice.
Every goddamn video
From the moment I hear "maximymm" and all the way to the end, I just can't stop smiling
Top tier editing there 👌
Yes! I would have been pissed if there wasn't some sort of sponge water absorbtion joke before getting to the real deal
Miyazaki hid the secret to becoming hollow irl inside that absorption formula game file
FFXII victory fanfare for the magic absorption reveal... nice touch!
Those maximum absorbtion sets actually look good.
The thrust absorption set looks lit af
I wish the Brawny man had showed up to help. He's a master in the ways of absorption.
Notice how the double damage test subject is our pal and friend. OLDER MAN.