"name's Jack and there's nothing to rhyme about..." me: welp... *cracking the knukles* guess I can't back the track, and I'm about to crack the snack... the lack of the rack on the tack... and I want a Big Mac in a pack in my sack. I can't hack, that's a fact! *WACK*
10:19 the reason they don't make an SCP movie is that all the SCP'S are licenced under creative commons licence and you cant put ad's on them so that don't make money
I haven't heard about not being allowed to put ads on them. However, the license says that you have to release anything you make with SCP for free. That means no profit, therefore the film will get no budget.
Darn right we have, I was so happy to hear that phrase that the only way to describe how I feel is using the language of the Fanders: Even I don’t have the vocabulary to describe how I’m feeling inside, but for me it’s very unordinary.
Remember Stephen Hillenburg was for a short while a marine biologist, and Spongebob came from a series of educational education comics called the intertidal zone which Stephen made for children.
Me: *falling asleep* Jack: that does it for us guys gals and non-binary pals- Me, in a Virgil jacket: *shoots up* Thomathy? (Jack is a confirmed Fander and now he's my favorite narrator)
2:40 that’s the Willis tower in chicago, and the “eyes” are the clear decks you can stand on and look down at the city :) one of them cracked a while ago tho
Jack: "Guys, gals, and nonbinary pals." Fanders: "Whomst has summoned the all mighty one." Nonbinary people (including me): *Hapi* People not getting it but being happy anyways: :> Homophobes: *Nonexistant*
11:48 that's a Roborowski dwarf hamster. The only dwarf hamster that requires partially sand ground in it's territory and is not meant for handling as they are usually too skittish and afraid and prone to getting stressed out and getting heart attacks when being handled. They are solely watchable pets, that have to be kept absolutely solitary, like all hamsters.
He said guys gals and non-binary pals... And my fander mind just went “OH? IS THAT SOMETHING THAT THOMAS SANDERS SAYS? TIME TO SAY THOMAS SANDERS’ NAME OUT LOUD”
What the mario bros think about people saying first: Mario says: If you see someone being annoying in the comments tell them to stop. Luigi says: *DEDELETE* *THAT* *STUPID* *SPAMMER*
True If understand the comment for some Reason my brain is teeling me that i don't understand the comment but at the same time it is telling that i understand it
7:10 i sent this to my friend and they called me and screamed “FIRST NAME LAST NAME WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION WHAT GAVE YOU PERMISSION” and then we both started laughing so much my ears hurt
You know Jack, actually the reason that Hollywood hasn't made an SCP movie is that the entire wiki is a collective writing of many many people online, therefore there's not a person who owns the rights to it. It belongs to every writer on there. So they'd have to A. Copyright the wiki, the foundation and the SCPs themselves. And B, a Russian dude actually copyrighted the Russian version of the wiki and the moderators and highest members of the wiki have actually been crowdfunding for legal action against him because he's not the owner of everything on there.
_> therefore there's not a person who owns the rights to it. It belongs to every writer on there._ That's not exactly how copyright works. For example, if you contribute to Twemoji (which anyone can contribute to), the copyright goes over to Twitter only. The actual license of SCP, is that everything is free for anyone to use, and anything you make must be released for free for anyone to use. So you give up your rights to it and hand over the ownership to the SCP foundation. Because of this license, Hollywood can't make a movie, because they wouldn't be able to sell it, therefore have 0 profits, and would put 0 budget on it.
I'd like to live there. I would sleep under a bed or stack them like a Jenga tower to make a city. I would like to help you if you come near my city. I have several knives so don't even consider griefing.
3:32 Ok so those aren't actually teeth. They are actually its feet. Their feet are lil tubes that kinda look like uncooked macaroni and it uses water pressure to make them move and cling to things. When starfish are torn off of rocks and stuff, usually a couple of the feet are torn off, but since their nervous system cannot register pain and the feet grow back anyways, it's usually fine.
0:59 I I actually have a few of those exact throwing knives, and yes I’ve got the handle stuck in wood before. No I did not make this image, but I had the same thing happen when I was throwing these knives at two by fours.
10:18 If you didn't know,IKEA is an SCP. Some are never ending mazes that have a slim chance of you escaping alive. At night the "employees" try to kill you because "the store is closing". If you walk into an ike and see faceless employees,get out quickly.
that “MY CLONES, GORDON” really caught me off guard why does he make such a good impression
I love those videos
I thought that was a legit sound clip
Ah, hello Gordan!
I recognise that sound clip Gordan!
Say My Name
FEED MY COIIIINS MISTER FREEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
14:58 I love the how he said “my clones Gordon!” Making a reference to half life vr: but the AI is self aware
Look gordon ropes
I WASN'T HIRED FOR A GOOPING GORDON!
Kai left the server
Hello Gordon
Gordon, I'm thirsty.
"name's Jack and there's nothing to rhyme about..."
me: welp...
*cracking the knukles*
guess I can't back the track, and I'm about to crack the snack...
the lack of the rack on the tack... and I want a Big Mac in a pack in my sack. I can't hack, that's a fact!
*WACK*
this deserves more likes wtf are u doing here down this low
Ain’t catching no flack for this comment
Why are there only 27 likes cmon people this is some good rhyming
i made it have 69 likes
my life is now worth something
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Nobody:
Jotaro at 1:40 : Is this man one of my people
YES. I FOUND YOU
10:59 "diolingo",
@@Qiyanemo
You missed your Engrish class
So it’s same type as stand as my hat..
SON!
HAVE YOU BEEN USING THE CAR?!
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!
*Loads shotgun*
10:19 the reason they don't make an SCP movie is that all the SCP'S are licenced under creative commons licence and you cant put ad's on them so that don't make money
Yay copyright
Dont forget the guy thay ruined it after he got permission to use the copyright in russia and abused it when he was supposed to make a movie.
I haven't heard about not being allowed to put ads on them. However, the license says that you have to release anything you make with SCP for free. That means no profit, therefore the film will get no budget.
@@kermanarmstrong5377 That was trademark
@@Liggliluff so it'll be a pet project for people who are actually good at animating?
* The outro in this vid exist *
Fanders: *i have been summoned*
Darn right we have, I was so happy to hear that phrase that the only way to describe how I feel is using the language of the Fanders:
Even I don’t have the vocabulary to describe how I’m feeling inside, but for me it’s very unordinary.
*YES-*
Hello I've been summoned
@@thecloverthatatetheworld9882 best response to this
UR DAMN RIGHT, I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT-
Trans Boy is apparently ready for Pride Month
Just A Dio Who's A Hero For Fun *1 star it's yellow and I'm Christian
Ayyyy its you
What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.......?
HE SAID THE THOMAS SANDERS THINGS!!!!
he was funny in his vine days, not anymore
I need eye bleach after seeing sonic the hedgehog
r/rareinsult
@@tears. not really a rare insult
@@tears. Not really a rare insult.
@@momentum2639 i see you. Get out of bed.
SUCK
When he said tortilla like “tour-till-uh” I instantly flashbacked to:
“Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane tortilla”
Same
They have the deathnote in minecraft, it's called /kill.
Or you could /kill @e to kill all
true ngl
actually this is instant suicide
wait no i got it
No it’s
/tellraw @a {“rawtext”:[{“text”:”§4§lYour death note is coming”}]}
(name of player u want to kill)
Not even a minute in and I’m featured, made my day
Good
Go avay you're supposed to be deas
how did the operation go?
YOU'RE ALIVE
You deserve it homie
“He has to keep looking up pho burns” I LITERALLY SPAT MY COFFEE ALL OVER MY PHONE HOW IS JACK SO CLEVER
Remember Stephen Hillenburg was for a short while a marine biologist, and Spongebob came from a series of educational education comics called the intertidal zone which Stephen made for children.
1:23 I never want to hear "Docky Ocky you are going down big boy" ever again in my life
14:58
Every HLVRAI fan in ten mile radius: *heavy breathing*
"I wanna see Shaggy kick ass with a lightsaber."
So, who wants to tell him about that one episode of the Tartakovsky Clone Wars?
F
Us
I mean, we didn’t see shaggy kick ass, but rather get his ass kicked
“Guys, Gals, and Non-Binary Pals”
Thomas Sanders.... is that you-
Jay-
Why- but yes
TheMusical Wolf oH i WoNdEr WhO yOu ArE-
*Insert The sanders sides intro playing*
th-cam.com/video/Qkm-lMAVwyo/w-d-xo.html
Jack: “Guys, gals, and non-binary palls”
Me: IS THAT A THOMAS SANDERS REFERENCE ?!
My enby face lights up whenever anyone remembers non-binary people so i don't even notice that.
@@lightlozabow LITERALLY SAME OMG
me: * sees this comment *
also me : * microwave noises *
I THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING OMG
@@snoofthetree mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
0:02 what a beautiful -frog- *gorf*
Safiya Khambaty no frog It’s a -gorf-
*G O R F*
G O R F
What a *GORF-EOUS* CREATURE
_GORF_
It’s not cursed or blessed, it’s *CLESSED*
*CLESSED*
No
*CLLURSED*
what about,,,, curssed (yes there are two "s")
*CURBLEST*
"that does us guys gals and nonbinary pals.."
*Thomas flashes* Me: did... did he just-?
Yes he did
Why did I think you meant that Thomas flashed you
*Does he watch Thomas Sanders-*
DAMN IT I WAS GONNA MAKE THIS COMMENT
@@stupidgirlwhimsy OHHH SHHITTTT
"Ahh that does it, guys, gals and non-binary pals!"
A man of culture I see.
Peace out.
Ah yes, the classic Thomas Sanders goodbye
And here I am replying to all the fanders
Take it easy
Nice!
FANDERS!!!
Omg yess fanders unite!!
Me: *falling asleep*
Jack: that does it for us guys gals and non-binary pals-
Me, in a Virgil jacket: *shoots up* Thomathy?
(Jack is a confirmed Fander and now he's my favorite narrator)
Wtf is a fander?
@@levygaming3133 Thomas Sanders fans
Yeah this had both of my hyperfixations. Thomas Sanders and Lt. Commander Data in Engineering with his blind boyfriend (Star Trek TNG).
People say I’m a lot like logan 😂
What is going on kiddos?
“Guys, gals, and non-binary pals!”
*Intense sobbing of appreciation*
*YES FANDERS*
Agreed
This channel is great, I remember the comment that was mentioning it.
Yasss
This really made my day
Day 1 of asking Jack to say:
Hello Guys My Name Is Jack And Today We Pack In The Sack...
: Rekogen :, You, are the maddest lad.
@@erinharris7724 agreed
: Rekogen : Ahhh I remember when people were making this about Damien
Absolute madlad
Someone beat me to the 200th like-
Jack: *Says "tor-til-a", instead of "tor-tee-a".*
*You have attracted the attention of something truly evil.*
I
I say it like that
@@simpli_A *You have attracted the attention of something truly evil.*
More like hurricane tortilla.
@@simpli_A
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
*pulls out flintlock*
I don't like tortillas.
10:15
Oh god, they've located the infinite Ikea
Scp-3008
@@ynafton988 nah infinate ikea
18:30 “Guys, Gals, Non Binary Pals”
[Everyone Liked That]
What is a vubber buddy
Tomas sanders much
I know I did
YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME
I feel *included*
2:40 it’s in Chicago and the “eyes” are the glass boxes that you can stand in.
Nicky h225 I'd call it Enderman Tower
Ian moseley I was thinking the same thing
R/beatmetoit
Jack: Guys, gals, and nonbinary pals!
Me: *Happy nonbinary noises *
_THOMAS SANDERS_
*uwu ikr*
Every part of this comment is absorbed
By me
I can’t explain how happy I was to hear that, and I’m cisgender 😂
He is a good man
2:34
Literally thought that was an enderman
Last time I was this early my parents were divorced
Rowan I- wait- oh...
🥺
The last time I was this early people expected the Spanish inquisition
...
@@giornogiovanna2008 hehe
Jack: Nothing to rhyme with Jack
Me: Okay les just ignore Jack the nutsack
Day 9 of asking Jack to say "Don't do crack, my name is Jack" in the intro.
You may have rhymed,
But saying this would be nice
I second this
Did...did you just do the Thomas Sanders outro...?
Achievement unlocked: You have acquired a new friend.
Same tho
Yes
Yes, yes he did
I flipped out when he said that
FANDERS UNITE
18:32 "guys, gals and non binary pals"
Me: THOMAS SANDERS
You: * .Wakes Up at around 3 am*
You: Touches around for lights
Lights turn on
The demon staring at you: 10:24
First day of asking Jack to Say:
Hello this is Jacc and today I reacc
I support this
Hello this is Jacc yes I am bacc, today i reacc while i eat my snacc
I too vote for this
I would like to see that
@@juniperberry9210 r/facepalm I attacc
r/crappydesign's out of wacc
to r/im14andthisisdeep I give flacc
and I'm better than OG Zacc
“Guys, girls and non-binary pals”
Omg yes
Thomas Sanders
@Elizabeth Montgomery
FANDERS UNITE
What the fueh I thought I was the only fander here
I felt so happy, I didn’t even notice the Thomas Sanders reference lmao
@@thecloverthatatetheworld9882 YES
2:40 that’s the Willis tower in chicago, and the “eyes” are the clear decks you can stand on and look down at the city :) one of them cracked a while ago tho
Didn’t it used to be called the sears tower?
@@Real_ObamaGaming69 to us in or near Chicago, it was always the Sears Tower
Sonic without his iconic blue, now I can’t unsee it
Jack: "Guys, gals, and nonbinary pals."
Fanders: "Whomst has summoned the all mighty one."
Nonbinary people (including me): *Hapi*
People not getting it but being happy anyways: :>
Homophobes: *Nonexistant*
huh
*FANDERS ASSEMBLE*
Lol as a fander can confirm that is what I said
"Guys, gals, and non binary pals"! I wasn't expecting that but it's made my day to be included!! 💜💚
Why are there green and Purple Hearts
@@rival_raptor5580 Because like.... Virgil and Remus are amazing-
You guys are stupid you:I identify as umbrella
@@crikmtb5338 okay boomer
Free Shoes my brotha I’m 12 your like 8
1:40 is just Jotaro’s hay because it literally fuses with his hair
11:48 that's a Roborowski dwarf hamster. The only dwarf hamster that requires partially sand ground in it's territory and is not meant for handling as they are usually too skittish and afraid and prone to getting stressed out and getting heart attacks when being handled. They are solely watchable pets, that have to be kept absolutely solitary, like all hamsters.
He said guys gals and non-binary pals...
And my fander mind just went “OH? IS THAT SOMETHING THAT THOMAS SANDERS SAYS? TIME TO SAY THOMAS SANDERS’ NAME OUT LOUD”
Me too
yup same
that phrase is from old tumblr lmao
THOMAS SANDERS IS TOO PURE FOR THIS WORLDDD
i was sitting here like "did he really say the Thomas Sanders outro?!"
10:11 Nothing cursed about this picture, just a researcher about to run some tests on SCP-3008.
I saw this
Yep hopefully scp 3008.2 won't get out
12:08 scp 001 the burning sun story. Top ten pictures taken before disaster
10:21 um that’s obviously Freddy Mercury you fool
r/woooossh
@@Zowson What?
r/Confidentlyincorrect.
@@PawanSingh-ty8qb huh?
Jack is slowly growing on me. i blame the quarantine.
What the mario bros think about people saying first:
Mario says:
If you see someone being annoying in the comments tell them to stop.
Luigi says:
*DEDELETE* *THAT* *STUPID* *SPAMMER*
First to reply.
luigi says: if they say first then they are worst
"sonic capable hedgehog"
He never forgets-
When you are to early you can’t see the funny comments
True
If understand the comment for some Reason my brain is teeling me that i don't understand the comment but at the same time it is telling that i understand it
I still don't see any...
Joseph Joestar ouch.
7:10 i sent this to my friend and they called me and screamed “FIRST NAME LAST NAME
WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION
WHAT GAVE YOU PERMISSION”
and then we both started laughing so much my ears hurt
You are honestly my favorite reddit youtuber, you are incredibly funny and your laugh gives me serotonin. I'm just saying i love your channel.
He really became Thomas Sanders at the end with that outro.
YOU’RE A FANDER TOO-
Fanders unite :)
He really did tho
FANDERS!!!
@@purplesingercats8937 Fander Gang.
2:35 *but the professor accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction.*
*c h e m i c a l X.*
(1:34 for context)
Him:this is terrifying
Me and the boys watching attack on Titan:looks normal
4:36 "tweeeeeeeett!! *gets sucked into a vortex*"
Not gonna lie, thought my earbuds broke, a good 10 second back skip saved me...
It said Twat a bad word in some countries so probably trying not to get demotized he censored the word I guess
You could say, “Hey it’s Jack, I’m back”
8:13
EmKay:
Suggests there are negatives to this.
Also EmKay:
"There are no negatives, don't you dare suggest there are."
1 more song from Jack and I swear it's a Disney princess movie
The building looks like an enderman, but in a world with low gravity
I think that’s the Sears Tower.
Dude that’s what I thought-
The building: Hmm acceptable
@@braydenchambers8318
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@@braydenchambers8318
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I love how Jack pronounced "tortilla" phonetically. (15:53)
You know Jack, actually the reason that Hollywood hasn't made an SCP movie is that the entire wiki is a collective writing of many many people online, therefore there's not a person who owns the rights to it. It belongs to every writer on there.
So they'd have to A. Copyright the wiki, the foundation and the SCPs themselves. And B, a Russian dude actually copyrighted the Russian version of the wiki and the moderators and highest members of the wiki have actually been crowdfunding for legal action against him because he's not the owner of everything on there.
_> therefore there's not a person who owns the rights to it. It belongs to every writer on there._
That's not exactly how copyright works. For example, if you contribute to Twemoji (which anyone can contribute to), the copyright goes over to Twitter only.
The actual license of SCP, is that everything is free for anyone to use, and anything you make must be released for free for anyone to use. So you give up your rights to it and hand over the ownership to the SCP foundation. Because of this license, Hollywood can't make a movie, because they wouldn't be able to sell it, therefore have 0 profits, and would put 0 budget on it.
Jake: my name is Jake
Me: what is you full name?
Jake: Michael Jackson
11:00
I REJECT MY SPANISH LESSONS, JOJO!
2:46 Is that the nether?
i think it is, But damn, Villagers can sleep in the nether but we can't
Jack: says “Guys, Gals, and Non-Binary Pals”
ME: HOLD THE FK UP.... is that from thomas sanders?
Yes
I like how the Scp meme has the IKEA.
(Incase you don’t know there is an infinite ikea Scp)
Ah, a fellow human of culture
NOTE: SCP 3008
I'd like to live there. I would sleep under a bed or stack them like a Jenga tower to make a city. I would like to help you if you come near my city. I have several knives so don't even consider griefing.
@andrew brackenbury so?
@@lunaticnomad0 this is crst comments werthy
7:45 imagine if there was a wasps nest or something in there
No those are the urinals for uncultered swines that like sitting down and peein
7:45 imagine if a wasp nest formed in there
Oh no....
Then a new rare hybrid species of animal will exist
@@denjis_left_nut NO NO NO DELETE THIS
Things I learnt today:
jack is fluent in pigeon apparently
Is it only me or knowing that Jack knows about SCP made me smile?
3:32 Ok so those aren't actually teeth. They are actually its feet. Their feet are lil tubes that kinda look like uncooked macaroni and it uses water pressure to make them move and cling to things. When starfish are torn off of rocks and stuff, usually a couple of the feet are torn off, but since their nervous system cannot register pain and the feet grow back anyways, it's usually fine.
Oh, so the image is the same in AND out of reality
I got scared by the sudden Bubby saying " MY CLONES, GORDON "
I think that was Coomer
@@Eli-wl8es was that Coomer? I keep getting them mixed up, been a while since I last watched it
0:59 I I actually have a few of those exact throwing knives, and yes I’ve got the handle stuck in wood before. No I did not make this image, but I had the same thing happen when I was throwing these knives at two by fours.
17:26 Shaggy was actually featured in the Star Wars: Clone Wars series as a Jedi named Sha'a Gi
th-cam.com/video/1o_65nwivVQ/w-d-xo.html
5:00 that looks like my attempts to put together parts of a rocket in kerbal space program and Idk why
looks good to me
It's fine, you just need to add more boosters
10:59
No, I do not like the fusion of these 2 supervillains
Smh, you have a Jojo profile picture and you didn’t acknowledge the Jojo reference at 1:40
"Tweeeeeeeeet"
*Phases in and out of reality*
2:55 the "you assole" killed me im crying
1:32 That is Kimi No Nawa(Your Name)
0:56 "iam heavy weapons car" if you know this refrence then god bless you
She weighs 150 kg and fires 200 dollar custom tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute.
oh my god who touched sasha? WHO TOUCHED MY GUN.
8:34 Tokyo Ghoul picture.
Damn that’s gotta hurt like hell!!! She’s latched onto that thing like it owes her back alimony payments!!!
How to get likes on comments:
Just rewrite something they said that was funny and make it *bold* or S P A C E D O U T in ALL CAPS
*h o w b o u t n o*
That validation at the end was what I needed today
1:46 ooo so that how jotaro hairs work
2:34 that's the Willis tower in chicago
It's still the Sears tower in our hearts
06:45 Abraham Lincoln was 6' 4" and Boba Fett was 6' so they got it better then you'd expect!
2 minutes posted an 18 min long vid, already dislikes.
20
39-
60
60 and im one of them
Race Allen wh-
Jack: Ah that does it guys, gals, and non-binary pals.
SJWs: A-
SJWs: Hmm.
SJWs: I literally have 0 reason to complain, you win this round.
1:42
jotaro: so it’s the same type of stan-
People who type "first" comments, what are you trying to accomplish
Recognition that's why
First. That's what they're trying to achieve.
World domination
Being first
They are trying to accomplish the act of informing the unknowing public that they are infact, first
No one:
Flowey: 11:17
2 heads and 2 big arms
10:18
If you didn't know,IKEA is an SCP.
Some are never ending mazes that have a slim chance of you escaping alive. At night the "employees" try to kill you because "the store is closing". If you walk into an ike and see faceless employees,get out quickly.
Me: mom can we get minecraft
Mom: we have Minecraft at home
Minecraft at home: 2:29
also minecraft at home 2:39
That was early that
Looks nothing like Minecraft Kim jong un
6:46 actually he was
Abe lincon was 6'4" and is the tallest president of the US
(I'm not making this up you can google it)
14:07 fun fact: crusaders and Templars wear the same armour but Templars defend a temple while crusaders go in crusade's(basically raids)
1:24 reminds me of the other reddit youtuber "The click"
hello commie
So im not the only one how though of click aka "the one that can make bleast images into cursed comments in like two words"
1:08 I’m pretty sure most people recognize those thighs they belong to 2B
Okay I'm confused, I know about 2B, but is she from an anime or a video game?
@@charliefinnmichael4770 **cough** nier automata **cough**