Eddie Izzard - Stonehenge

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ส.ค. 2024
  • Clip from Dress to Kill

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  • @michellejollie1933
    @michellejollie1933 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    In less than 2 years 4 of my animals died of old age. I brought out my copy of Dress To Kill each time. Bringing me laughter I other wise would not have had. Thank you Mr. Izzard.

    • @Silidons91
      @Silidons91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I lost my father in February. I remember when I was probably 12 or 13, we watched the premier on TV, and we both laughed and laughed for the entire time. I love going back and watching this and laughing, reminds me of when I was a kid with my dad.

    • @markfox1545
      @markfox1545 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You had 4 animals die of old age under the age of 2?! Rampant Progeria in your house....

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ♥️

    • @jetmirmetaliaj8521
      @jetmirmetaliaj8521 ปีที่แล้ว

      Keep crying losser

    • @katashley1031
      @katashley1031 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oh god I'm so sorry. Losing your animal family is gut wrenching, but to lose so many so close together, that's brutal. I have four around the same age and par to me dreads the same thing. My heart goes out to you, I feel like it's so much harder to reconcile the grief for my animal family than my human family, mostly.

  • @CinziaP-et2kf
    @CinziaP-et2kf ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Eddie is a genius. Difficult to express how much his comic talent has meant to me through my life and been with me through bad times and good. Dress to kill is my all time favourite show by him!

    • @paulstevenson200
      @paulstevenson200 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      About as talented as a limp wristed trans eco wanker.

    • @katashley1031
      @katashley1031 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@paulstevenson200are you confessing? 😂

  • @VelvetNico
    @VelvetNico 17 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "200 miles in this day and age, I don't even know where I live anymore!"
    Genius!

    • @josh2Sides2
      @josh2Sides2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'll just live here shall I..?

  • @mariem24601
    @mariem24601 10 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    I like it when he does the Welsh accent

    • @bebeysmael1.
      @bebeysmael1. 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      THIS IS MY MOST VERY FAVORITE OF ALL COMEDIANS. I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT EDDIE IZZARD. I LOVE YOU EDDIE. YOU'RE JUST AWESOME. PERIOD. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. :=)

    • @1993Shahid
      @1993Shahid 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, I love that part too

    • @bebeysmael1.
      @bebeysmael1. 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAPPY HOLIDAYS. PEACE, LOVE, AND HAVE FUN. MY PRAYER IS THAT THIS YEAR IS BETTER THAN LAST YEAR.

    • @Mack35531
      @Mack35531 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Bobbi Ysmael Pray for another Caps Lock button...

    • @miloblackmetalhate
      @miloblackmetalhate 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      boy oh boy were you wrong bobbi

  • @SirThinks2Much
    @SirThinks2Much 17 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "Before Stonehenge, there was Woodhenge and Strawhenge."
    Awesome clip!

    • @jp5481
      @jp5481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There is (was) actually a Woodhenge, not far from Stonehenge. I went there once, many years ago. It's rubbish, don't bother.

    • @paulfletcher3998
      @paulfletcher3998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There's no Strawhedge though.
      I've also been to Woodhedge. I used to live in Salisbury.

    • @bcs2em625
      @bcs2em625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think there was a place in the US state of Illinois called Collinsville (near St Louis) where the Native Americans built what is referred to as the Cahokia Woodhenge. You can see it in Wikipedia.

    • @django3422
      @django3422 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@paulfletcher3998 There might have been, can't imagine it would last more than a season with British weather!

    • @paulstevenson200
      @paulstevenson200 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Could you explain the humour in this?

  • @tysallchick
    @tysallchick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I think one of the greatest most intelligent hours of comedy stand up you will ever hear.

    • @paulstevenson200
      @paulstevenson200 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Try an hour of real comedy - Bernard Manning or Micky Flannigan.

  • @bibliophilechick
    @bibliophilechick 17 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I love his little Welsh accent for the stonemasons as well.

  • @DragonLandlord
    @DragonLandlord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Should come to Nebraska and see Carhenge. 😉

  • @carolmurray187
    @carolmurray187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This is my all time favourite eddy izzard performance. Genius.

  • @raphael3712
    @raphael3712 18 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    One of my favorite bits of his. His humor is subtle and inteligent.

  • @MaddBadgerr
    @MaddBadgerr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Meanwhile, all the Irish pagans are standing next to their (already built) rock-mound with inscribed decorations and a watertight roof, saying 'Dem English are feckin' cowboy eejits.'

    • @MakeSomeNoiseAgencyPlaylists
      @MakeSomeNoiseAgencyPlaylists 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      while in China they had gunpowder and ceramics

    • @ThailandOutsider
      @ThailandOutsider 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@MakeSomeNoiseAgencyPlaylists 🎤💥😂

  • @blurrygirl06
    @blurrygirl06 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    200 miles in this day in age, I don't even know where I live now! lmfao!!!

  • @a52062
    @a52062 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Eddie’s comedy is timeless

  • @sadikmeah4057
    @sadikmeah4057 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    finally I know how StoneHenge came about. Fuck these history books. good old Eddie Izzipedia!

    • @josh2Sides2
      @josh2Sides2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If Eddie taught history at my school or in general I'd probably learned and lot more annnnd remembered it too

  • @themoonwalkingbear3581
    @themoonwalkingbear3581 11 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Me: Oh, Eddie, WHY did you give up the makeup and ladies clothing? Bring it back.
    Eddie: It was never ladies clothing, you know. I bought it myself, I didn't steal it from my sister's closet.

    • @billkramer2994
      @billkramer2994 ปีที่แล้ว

      Top 2 all time international comedian! Clever, grt schtick!

  • @Myathewolfeh1
    @Myathewolfeh1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I don't even know where I live now!

  • @spikeythorne
    @spikeythorne 16 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Learn from this man and laugh with your soul. Love you Eddie x

    • @janetlieb2507
      @janetlieb2507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      💙💙💙💙

    • @brucedunn6845
      @brucedunn6845 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mentally ill person, and iff you think it's normal your mentally ill too . no wonder the world is going down the shitter

  • @rulegm
    @rulegm 10 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    "Good laugh there."

  • @Lifelikesky
    @Lifelikesky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Best comedy show of all times in my book!! Peace Eddy!!

  • @VTPPGLVR
    @VTPPGLVR 10 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I should use that. "And other measurements as well!"

    • @apexxxx10
      @apexxxx10 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Deborah L. Go metric - think about the children! Honestly do we need fl.oz and LBS (Lots of Bull Shit)? Also fucking Helmut von Fahrenheit!

  • @vickersman
    @vickersman 17 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Eddie is just so bright,aware of the world, with positive humor, and just plain fucking funny!

  • @ChristopherBenson_1956
    @ChristopherBenson_1956 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    There WAS a Woodhenge, but it's "gone" now. In fact there were TWO within 2 miles of Stonehenge. They date from around 2200 BCE, and probably lasted less than 500 years. The site of the first was discovered in 1925. The second site was discovered over 40 years later, less than 100 yards away, in 1966. That one was less obvious because it was an example of the more fragile Stramineizzardus Circulae, commonly known as a "strawhenge".
    But don't listen to me. It's Professor Izzard's class.

  • @spunkymonkee
    @spunkymonkee 17 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was watching 'The Wild' and my English flatmate walked in and said, 'That's Eddy Izzard!' When she heard the koala speak. I'm a fan now! Thanks for posting, he brilliant!

  • @leonardoives674
    @leonardoives674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This is actual comedic talent. Being able to make people laugh themselves silly without actually offending anyone. Eddie was and still is an extremely successful comedian who's never had to deal with cancel culture because he doesn't have to rely on offending people to make other people laugh.

    • @CoreanKat
      @CoreanKat ปีที่แล้ว +5

      To be fair, absolutely nothing wrong with offending people. It is amazing how quirky his style of humor is. Just solid delivery and historical humor is his domain.

    • @jonnawyatt
      @jonnawyatt ปีที่แล้ว +1

      People choose to be offended.

    • @homelessrobot
      @homelessrobot ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jonnawyatt its usually an act participated in by both parties. though not always

    • @homelessrobot
      @homelessrobot ปีที่แล้ว

      IDK if you have heard, but canceling a transvestite is transphobic. Don't agree? Me either, but there are enough people who do that it doesn't really matter.

    • @Geth-Who
      @Geth-Who ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love how many complete losers showed up to Um Actually you about this, 'cause they couldn't let it slide without trying to make excuses for themselves.

  • @bpigleason
    @bpigleason 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Beyond brilliant.

  • @Eisaku2
    @Eisaku2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    1:08 SO much funnier now than it already was

    • @frankpinmtl
      @frankpinmtl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One thing that has aged very well...

  • @bababuba
    @bababuba 16 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    He is such a genius with his hillarious and logical parodys:)

  • @Rumblepak_5
    @Rumblepak_5  17 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Your very welcome. I'm happy there are so many other Izzard fans out there. :)

  • @anon6116
    @anon6116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Doesn’t matter where or how, everything still stops for Eddie Izzard. 🥰🥳🤩

  • @kodomotachi1
    @kodomotachi1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There really was a woodhenge, down the river, where the people used to meet yearly before celebrating at Stonehenge.

  • @hannahpreece3321
    @hannahpreece3321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I honestly have no idea how he doesn’t crack himself up.

  • @JD.Knight
    @JD.Knight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Woodhenge is actually half a mile down the road to Stonehenge. Never as busy though.

    • @Person1865
      @Person1865 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It sounds like you're making a joke, but I've been there!

  • @baschawolf
    @baschawolf 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dress To Kill. Its hysterical.

  • @MakeSomeNoiseAgencyPlaylists
    @MakeSomeNoiseAgencyPlaylists ปีที่แล้ว +1

    just so brilliant....love me some Izzard 🥰🤩

  • @henriettepostema7231
    @henriettepostema7231 9 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    There you build Trump Tower hahaha..

    • @breebw
      @breebw 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Jette pet Ironic all these years later, Trump may well be in the top of the tower(whitehouse)

    • @DaLatinKnight
      @DaLatinKnight 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You know, I've been to Trump Tower various times over the years, and only recently have I noticed the name and connected the dots about who owned it.

    • @Rain-Man915
      @Rain-Man915 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Breen Whitman ok fuck the tower then, if Trump is in it, blow it up.

    • @chiro792222
      @chiro792222 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I guess no one ever told you that making a death threat against the president is a crime. Yes, even if you " didn't mean it ".

    • @SparksDrinker
      @SparksDrinker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +chiro792222 Yeah I saw In The Line Of Fire too.

  • @christastempel5577
    @christastempel5577 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    thanks Izzy for the laughs, you made my day.

  • @b.j.stoner9065
    @b.j.stoner9065 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    And other measurements as well! It's not far is it?....I wish the Christians would hurry up & get here!!! (I absolutely love him! Eddie you are the Best!!!)

  • @kiti4u
    @kiti4u 17 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Eddie I love you....Come To Canada. Please.

  • @piyopiyo22
    @piyopiyo22 16 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My english teacher showed this in class before Thanksgiving break. Awesome...
    "No one knows wtf a henge is..." xD

  • @AsInLifeSoInMusic
    @AsInLifeSoInMusic หลายเดือนก่อน

    While Izzard doesn't crack the top 5 stand up comedians of all time (Fox, Pryor, Carlin, Rock & Chappelle) for me this special belongs in the top 5 specials of all time.

  • @chewmybrain
    @chewmybrain 17 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    lol, Eddie is a total legend! Makes me laugh every time :)

  • @ebthedoc4992
    @ebthedoc4992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Glorious. “I don’t even know why I live now!”

  • @Warblewarbletweet
    @Warblewarbletweet 18 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Building a henge are we? Oh, thats a fanastic idea" xD

  • @KJ-of6lf
    @KJ-of6lf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yes, a mystical area, right in the middle of the highway and near a munitions training site 😋

  • @junkybabes
    @junkybabes 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is where i grew up... Stonehenge gets all the attention but there is also silbury hill, Avebury stone circle, west kennet long barrow and windmill hill. Plus 70% of worlds corn circles are in the area each summer.

  • @pluto1093
    @pluto1093 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He looks so different now! Love him

    • @user-gn3bw5tx9u
      @user-gn3bw5tx9u 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i love this style of him though.... young, crossed dressed :) very sexy

    • @ochsliker
      @ochsliker 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-gn3bw5tx9u shes not crossdressed, shes just trans

  • @todei79
    @todei79 16 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just recently discovered this guy. My goodness he is incredibly funny.

  • @100blueeyedboy
    @100blueeyedboy 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love this man. A lot

  • @Deanriley
    @Deanriley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Izzard is freaking brilliant.

  • @NewarkGuy
    @NewarkGuy 17 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He's great, very funny, a comical genius from across "the pond" ;-)

  • @jasbrid
    @jasbrid 17 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    he's as damned legend...you are behind the times my friend.

  • @ramonesny
    @ramonesny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If Eddie was my history teacher I would have paid more attention

  • @bababuba
    @bababuba 17 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He is genious:) Making up good and funny points from the history:)

  • @mikaelabowen5781
    @mikaelabowen5781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sublime, surreal genius!

  • @METALFREAK03
    @METALFREAK03 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watched this in classics in college , so funny.

  • @shunyaku7759
    @shunyaku7759 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "I Wish the Christians would hurry up and get here"
    Said nobody, ever.

    • @davidf6326
      @davidf6326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Apart from maybe the manufacturers of Christmas cards 😁

  • @VaciliNikoMavich
    @VaciliNikoMavich 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The little piggies were relocated to the projects....

  • @hanstun1
    @hanstun1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Fun Fact! Stonehenge predate druids by a couple of thousand years. It has nothing what so ever to do with druids and never did...until the 1950s or something.

    • @PDeRop
      @PDeRop 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      About 750CE, the word Druid starts popping up. I'm pretty sure, the job existed beforehand, but HR just changed the job-title.

    • @axelx4770
      @axelx4770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Strange idea of fun lieber Hans

  • @LessThenThreeIzzard
    @LessThenThreeIzzard 18 ปีที่แล้ว

    I heart his sound effects SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!

  • @bloodypleasant5225
    @bloodypleasant5225 10 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    There actually is a henge called woodhenge.

    • @r8p6
      @r8p6 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes, there is. though only the base and the holes are left now. but the analysis of the ground has shown that it was made solely out of wood.

    • @piethrower91
      @piethrower91 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And carhenge!

    • @MisterBones2910
      @MisterBones2910 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I had the same reaction when I heard that bit. When you know a whole lot of trivia about random shit you spend about thirty percent of watching comedy going "Now hang on..."

    • @MisterBones2910
      @MisterBones2910 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      kek

    • @aaronbarlow4376
      @aaronbarlow4376 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Mad Highway but it worked when it was well cold innit

  • @janetlieb2507
    @janetlieb2507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    L💙ve You Eddie!! 💙💙💙

  • @ruivog
    @ruivog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He's a Master.

  • @somegirl558
    @somegirl558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Eddie is so great even his evil bit is sparkly

  • @Braun30
    @Braun30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Saw it a few times, how funny the reference to Trump Tower in such a time.
    The clip precedes Trump mania by nearly a decade.

  • @catch40507
    @catch40507 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ironically, there was a woodhenge :)

  • @11spike7
    @11spike7 16 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Eddie is a smashin' bloke..I love the Brits!

  • @bastardstakemyname
    @bastardstakemyname 16 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    that stone and this one can we swap it around?
    OMG his accent is so awesome!!!

  • @colummccrudden101
    @colummccrudden101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:55 ''Good laugh there''

  • @hasenloewin
    @hasenloewin 17 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One more reason I like him then ;-) Thanks for the info!

  • @SnowWalker1
    @SnowWalker1 17 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How come I never saw this guy before??
    He's hilarious!!

  • @siramea
    @siramea 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    There was woodhenge in Ireland, on the Hill of Tara. It was much larger than the English Stonehenge and build around the same time period.

    • @machomanrandysavage866
      @machomanrandysavage866 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes the strange people if they were people didn't care a jot between geographical locations, accents or fucking eejits.

  • @macmillan53
    @macmillan53 17 ปีที่แล้ว

    Eddie wears what he wants. It's nothing to do with ratings.Eddie has been really famous and well respected in the UK for more than ten years. And we couldn't give a shite what he wears.

  • @rosey4exclaim
    @rosey4exclaim 18 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh, I love Eddie!

  • @chrislivers3430
    @chrislivers3430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A.D.? Who’s he??? 200 miles, in this day and age? I wish the Christians would hurry up and get here...brilliant, Mr. Izzard, simply brilliant

  • @PetrolPatrol
    @PetrolPatrol 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    did you know dispite his ability to speak french and resite historic dates eddie izzard is actually dislecsic! amazing huh, he has done so well!

  • @vardellsfolly5200
    @vardellsfolly5200 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Strawhenge didn't last for long..

  • @mccloysong
    @mccloysong 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Foreshadowing 1:06 the circus show many years after this

  • @TidyBeardedBeanieBoy
    @TidyBeardedBeanieBoy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And we love you!

  • @DrKickInTheFace
    @DrKickInTheFace 17 ปีที่แล้ว

    you're building a henge are you? that a marvellous idea.

  • @AnGoosen
    @AnGoosen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    love this

  • @Karnal1
    @Karnal1 17 ปีที่แล้ว

    Excellent stuff!!! Thanks for sharing!!

  • @adamstern6651
    @adamstern6651 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fun fact: there is an actual wood henge near stonehenge.

  • @loadapish
    @loadapish 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Look at the state of him! Fkn hell that was deliberate

  • @Grange34
    @Grange34 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Eddie for PM

  • @hermes_logios
    @hermes_logios ปีที่แล้ว

    “We’re building a henge, are we?”

  • @marcovalvo7969
    @marcovalvo7969 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Next level commedian!

  • @amoureuxdelavous
    @amoureuxdelavous 17 ปีที่แล้ว

    Izzard..is brilliant.

  • @meatloafperfume8218
    @meatloafperfume8218 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Before i die, if i can ever teach my soon to be 1 year old nephew any of these lines i will have succeded

  • @DiverforPort
    @DiverforPort 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    Years ago my son was about 7 at the time, we drove over a 100 miles to see it, American family was visiting us, it took us about 3 hours, as we came over the hill there was Stonehenge my son says "we drove all this way to see a pile of rocks"? I would have to agree with him.

  • @emmamunro9386
    @emmamunro9386 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    (It's not the biggest Henge, and there is a woodhenge nearby!)

  • @amochswohntet99
    @amochswohntet99 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    There's so much going at at Chic-fil-a, I feel like my thoughts are being controlled.

  • @VelvetNico
    @VelvetNico 17 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks, he's amazing

  • @SeaPandaArt
    @SeaPandaArt 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    XD I love Eddie Izzard... keeps me entertained. ^^

  • @rosetinteddays2605
    @rosetinteddays2605 ปีที่แล้ว

    Eddie is a genius, but you already knew that!

  • @hasenloewin
    @hasenloewin 17 ปีที่แล้ว

    That one really did sound like the Monty Python stuff! Didn't realise the similarities in humor before.
    But that's a good thing, I always LOVED Monty Python (and I mean it! I saw "life of brian" 20times or so in the early 90s ;-)

  • @whiteindian49
    @whiteindian49 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    200 miles in this day and age? I don't even know where I live now

  • @13thvarebel16
    @13thvarebel16 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Welsh accents haha

  • @robin2012ism
    @robin2012ism 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    love this man.

  • @NiseyGerl
    @NiseyGerl 18 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have never wanted an action transvestite more in my life!!!

  • @littlesnowflakepunk855
    @littlesnowflakepunk855 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Interestingly, woodhenge is actually a real thing