Teacher: are you a boy or a girl? Me: I’m Venezuela Teacher: excuse me, *what?* Me: like the place in Africa Teacher: *hsuwgshaiyshsowhjzbsjwfsohsksvdkowvzh*
I actually Googled what red velvet cake is made of myself. The ingredients list, in the order they appeared: -Cake -Red -Cream cheese -Food -Icing -Buttermilk
13:50 I just used a calculator to see how many minutes were in a year and sure enough there are 525,600 minutes in a year so yes, they did have a premium subscription
When life gives you lemons, plant them to make more lemons. Then find the best way to refine them to what the market wants, and sell them at a rate where you have overall profit while keeping up with the current demand. With the money, either invest in the lemon business or spend it on something other than lemons for your happiness.
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" -Cave Johnson
*"What the hell is going on in the Philippines"* Well you have an incompetent government, people who are defending the said incompetent government and a steadily rising number of cases due to said incompetence. And did I mention how incompetent the government is?
2:01 I like how there's the wrong image on screen. The image that should've been there was a police Twitter account saying "I just smashed 93 ants in this awesome game, #AntSmasher"
I paused the video at the”I WILL HEAL THE PHILIPPINES” and cracked up for about a minute. Then I replayed the video only to find “AND THE WHOLE WORLD” Safe to say I went into hysterics
It's the fact that I spent 5-10 minutes trying to find the part of the small hands, I was considering to re-watch the video to watch it again. Turns out it was legit in the first part of the video, and it took me like 3 minutes to find this comment again so I can tell you about my stupid brain experience. Don't mind me, just my stupid brain literally cant look for anything. ((Also it kinda does))
No it just proves that you haven't been on TH-cam long enough to see the repeated "TH-cam is drunk" or your too stupid to understand that you are not first and you will be lumped in with the rest of the idiots
@@Asutoro i have been on youtube long enough to see youtube is drunk comments. I dont think im first, i have at least more than 10 braincells, i just wanted to make a comment saying that feels kinda nice to be early.
Emkay: accidentally says Venezuela is in Africa
The comments: *heavy breathing*
He is not truly emkay. Damien is the true emkay
*cursed emoji breathing*
True
:3
*tough guy finger snapping*
Next week’s title: *top 10 celebrities that look like celebrities*
Number 1 will suprise tou
Ah yes the celebrity here is made of celebrity
Number 10: Dwayne Johnson and the Rock
@Check my about page Please *im scared to check that link*
@Check my about page Please I checked your about page and my disappointment is immeasurable.
Jack: Venezuela, a land in Africa
South America: *am I a joke to you?*
Bee wax
@@blueyapsulesenjoyer1491 what
@@asid5067 bee wax
@@asid5067 bee wax
@@asid5067 bee wax
"Chesterfield" is also a type of sofa. That's why it came up on the list.
Cardinal Ham'N'Eggs th-cam.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/w-d-xo.html
Cardinal Ham'N'Eggs I learned that from the seats & sofa’s commercial 😂
As someone from chesterfield I can confirm it’s both a town and a type of sofa
Exiled Chimera why did you put this link?????
Socks
Remember there's a difference between a horse girl and a girl who likes horses
What does "horse girl" means??
sMiLeYSnow uhmmm- girl made out of horse you dumb dumb? I thought everyone knew that 🙄🙄🦵
@@iamthefirstandonlycheesecake dear god
Ornitorrinco C1borgue 😎😎 horse girl horse girl
👁️👄👁️
16:57 fun fact! this is an actual version of the Bible someone made where every single letter is in alphabetical order.
yo where can i get this version
Ahh yes venezuela my favourite african country
Yeah is great, I remember see piramids.
i thought Venezuela was in south america
edit: stop wooshing me. yall gon fill my notifications
@@elizabetharellano7976 lmaoooo
@@elizabetharellano7976 yeah it is. Its a joke
Elizabeth Arellano R/wooosh
13:50 did the math on this.
525,600 minutes = 365 days.
they literally spent their entire year listening to "I Found A Way"
shame that drake is a convicted sex offender
@@JakubS -just like me-
When there's a hole...
"another miracle from Jesus"
*Shows Qui Gon Jinn*
I mean, he ain't wrong.
_we could make a religion out of this_
Qui Gon was low key one of my favorite jedi (jedis? Idk the plural but I’m pretty sure it’s just Jedi)
No hes not jesus obi wan is
Add Palps too
@@faisalkamal4694 its treason then.... Aaaaaaaaaaa
I can’t tell if his Venezuela in Africa thing was a joke or not
Temmie Cody same-
It's a joke-
Jimin's Official Jams thank you-
Jimin's Official Jams where tf is it I’m confused and don’t wanna look it up
@@mincat1412 South America at the top
Teacher: are you a boy or a girl?
Me: I’m Venezuela
Teacher: excuse me, *what?*
Me: like the place in Africa
Teacher: *hsuwgshaiyshsowhjzbsjwfsohsksvdkowvzh*
Me: No I said VENEZUELA, not hsuwgshaiyshsowhjzbsjwfsohsksvdkowvzh
r/ihadastroke
@@vicenterecabal7502 😂😂😂😂
@@lucasnadeau5203 it's spelled hsuwgshaiyshsowhjzbsjwfsohsksvdkowvzh yes I spelled all of it without copy and paste.
But isnt Venezuela In South America?
"Another miracle created by jesus"
*shows Qui Gon Jinn*
Yes.
Soup
I’m sorry but Jesus is obi wan kenobi, you should know, you have a lego Jesus as your profile
Do not defy the romans, Jesus, not again.
Qui god Jesus
obi-wan's jesus, not qui gon.
When he uses Qui Gon for Jesus instead of Obi Wan: You have Ewaned your last McGregor
damn
I accuse you of treason against the Grand Army of the Republic
But Qui Gon thught everything he knew to Obi Wan
@@jamessicard1705 but ewan played jesus in a movie, and taught the person born like jesus.
Mmmm, meso thinks yousa curazy
Yes that was a jar jar Binks thing.
I actually Googled what red velvet cake is made of myself. The ingredients list, in the order they appeared:
-Cake
-Red
-Cream cheese
-Food
-Icing
-Buttermilk
Nørsk1 how does it taste
R E D
Red?
it does indeed say this
R e d
18:39 “To kill the Cyberdemon, Shoot at it until it dies.” - actual strategy guide for DOOM.
I thought you were Australian, but now with your impeccable geography skills I can see your actually American
What?
Oh boy
That’s would be a compliment to a lot of us Americans.
can't ruin 69 likes
Are we gonna comment hon how americans think CANADA is part of america and britain came from america? No? Okay
"Whoever said diamonds were a girl's best friend HORSE" , also found on emkay's r/crappy desighn narrated by robin-
Bee wax
Bee wax.
@@kromblem I don’t understand
@@RucaDoo bee wax
@@chillbatman3329 nrr esc translation: bee wax
I got here by typing. “Please I just want to laugh again.”
Did it work?
@@simulacrum1824 what did it cost
@@xanmanskaggs216 oxygen
Did it work man? We must know we’ve been waiting 3 months
@@gonkdroid3078 Just commenting this in hope of one day knowing the answer.
Next intro: I'm Jack, and I *definitely* don't smoke crack...
K
I am
Jk
The Gaming Aphid K
I mean, Oz probably does - th-cam.com/video/e0RRZQG7tos/w-d-xo.html
13:50 I just used a calculator to see how many minutes were in a year and sure enough there are 525,600 minutes in a year so yes, they did have a premium subscription
*Bro just listen to the song you don’t need a calculator*
@@GameyGaming no
When life gives you lemons, plant them to make more lemons. Then find the best way to refine them to what the market wants, and sell them at a rate where you have overall profit while keeping up with the current demand. With the money, either invest in the lemon business or spend it on something other than lemons for your happiness.
Or better yet, attract lemon whores.
or get mad
When life gives you lemons you don't make lemonade you use it to make girls cry
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
-Cave Johnson
They got us in the first half and the second half...
*"What the hell is going on in the Philippines"*
Well you have an incompetent government, people who are defending the said incompetent government and a steadily rising number of cases due to said incompetence.
And did I mention how incompetent the government is?
Xander Strandedhed Sounds like the US.
True, I'm in Philippines
Commenter Really? Huh, never knew that.
also religion.
I say this as a religious Filipino
I am also Filipino, the Philippines has also been Americanized over the decades thank you very much
20:00 As a trans guy, the first thing I experienced when transitioning was my newly found love for chainsaws! I do miss my boyfriend though.
As another trans guy (not able to transition yet)....
SWEET SATAN MY GUY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
@@popisdeadisagoodsong9997 what I had too 😔
Me as a lone non binary: what the everliving fuck happened here
@@arandomperson5784 I couldn't tell you my dear. Because I don't know either, heh.
Me, a straight male: *Interesting.*
"Communism in video games"
-suntzu49 the art of war
Tecno reference??🐷🐷
@@lo3055 yes, thats the joke
@@lo3055 yes, thats the joke
@@lo3055 joke, the thats yes
Please dont
Emkay: Men like cutting down trees.
MrBeast: *Am I a joke to you?*
Somebody’s gonna say yes I can feel it
@Countryball fan you-
he sure is a joke to me because I hate mr beast
@@appleboy3973 and everybody hates you
Bee wax
DID HE JUST SAY VENEZUELA IS IN AFRICA BRO I-
*pulls out gun* Time to go on a crusade.
in* not on
@@Tw0Dots Thx bro
@Check my about page Please are u actually just commenting on everything telling everyone to check your name?! Wtf lol
@Check my about page Please you are not getting famous from this
bruh, Venezuela is in South America, not Africa lol
Yeah lol
well he didnt pass geography class
I have very money
My mind legit went into a shutdown when he said it. I lost my ability to comprehend English for a second there.
Vuvuzela isn't in Antarctica?
2:01 I like how there's the wrong image on screen.
The image that should've been there was a police Twitter account saying "I just smashed 93 ants in this awesome game, #AntSmasher"
thank you i was so confused
Without the context it’s s game about destroying ants it sounds so wrong.
“From Jesus”
Shows Qi-Gon
HMM
𝙃𝙈𝙈
"Qi-Gon"
1:00 Venezuela is very much from Africa, bad geography moment
I’m sorry but I have to do it, I’m so sorry my brother...
r/woooosh :/
@@crossinshallahmerchant665 i think..i think he's joking.....i think tho
@@crossinshallahmerchant665 im not sure if was it a jk bc his geography classroom only studies his own country
;3
For this inquiring, the nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO one was the bible in alphabetical order
I saw this before I actually saw the post in the video. Generally confused.
"Let's be honest isnt that how all kids r made these days"
My mom: *smirks* yep
Me: *looks at little sisters* pffftt-
16:58
EmKay: (starting off as markiplier)
at the middle
(mega markiplier)
at the end
(a frickin gorilla)
Who's name is Loryn, who spelled it like that
Probably their parents
Loryn is the person who owns the name Loryn, i am very money
Check my about page Please no
DIOOOOOOOOO
I knew someone whose name was spelled Loren, so maybe the same thought process went into Loryn.
Fun fact: Health is the slowest way of dying.
Dhii
Wow
Fun fact: being alive makes you die
You... cant say that...
Stupid
Everyone: honey
Danny Moluu: B E E W A X
Bee wax
Bee wax
Bee wax
Bee wax
Bee wax
*She became a chainsaw because the men she was talking about is leather face and people like him*
Plague Doctor Raven [Not SCP 049] mmmm DBD
"Venezuela"
"I'm a massive land from the continent of Africa"
No??? 😂 Venezuela is in south America
So original
When pointing out something is unorginal is orginal
Him: "i hate tip on the internet theyre so dumb and common sense!"
Also dani making karlson: "shoot to shoot the shotgun"
Let's not forget the "Try moving around by moving around!".
Also don't ask about the drill
When the part that said “I am on WEED AFFECTS” an ad for soap came on LMAOO
"I WANT THE THICC GAY SPIDER"
me: ~ *IM ADDICTED, TO THE FEELING-*
*GETTING HIGHER THAN THE CEEEEAAALING*
AND WE'RE NEVER GONNA WANT THIS FUCKING FEELING TO END
of the sorrow when the buzz ends by to torrmow
I am chainsawing a deer because people ship me with him
Ah yes, Hazbin Hotel, the best cartoon
“I’m being so astounded by the face of the cat that I’ve lost the ability to speech apparently”
Him: "i am on *WEEDS EFFECT* "
ADS: "The power of charcoal effect"
Being perfectly honest, I think Jack is my favorite EmKay voice. I really like his humor
It's official, my gender is now Venezuela.
Eh, my gender is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends
I identify as an idiot my pronouns are moron/imbecile
I identify as a .22MM Desert Eagle
Yes and you live in Africa now
Me too
14:53 that’s a real turtle if you are wondering it’s a soft back if I’m correct
yes it is:)
I paused the video at the”I WILL HEAL THE PHILIPPINES” and cracked up for about a minute.
Then I replayed the video only to find “AND THE WHOLE WORLD”
Safe to say I went into hysterics
16:55 is that an alphabetically arranged Bible
Yes
Oh no
Maybe
I just love how he cares about our eyes by using that red tint on his videos
Edit: I am dumb
vedios
Vedois
All of you are wrin voeodoioso
vedios
vedios
We already have: "What's poppin'? I'm Robin"
But we need: "It's Jack! I'm back!."
He showed Quigon and called him Jesus!
Should’ve used Obi-Wan!
I have the high ground
18:25
My brother liked that part so much he rolled and shook on the floor
r/wholesome
Maybe you should check on him man
r/cursecomments
@@pluto-skies4323 what?
@@jootkujoanimsyt8202 It's a cursed. comment.
2:57 5 Star
Why: INSPIRING.
Who else searched " toast falling over" after this video.
No but i did when you mentioned it tho
Me
@@achair650 me too man
no
Bee wax
Whenever he said "I have small hands" he sounded like ghostbur a little
It's the fact that I spent 5-10 minutes trying to find the part of the small hands, I was considering to re-watch the video to watch it again. Turns out it was legit in the first part of the video, and it took me like 3 minutes to find this comment again so I can tell you about my stupid brain experience. Don't mind me, just my stupid brain literally cant look for anything.
((Also it kinda does))
Thanks for the shotout man
Fun fact : by the time you dad comes back from getting milk the milk will be cheese
Chez
Haha, speak for yourself!
*_I doubt the milk even exists anymore_*
How to know if your a good rapper
1: You can sleep with any women
2. People never show up to your house with flashing lights
hey u remember when rap used to be good
You added an unnecessary "p"
@@anabominationagainstman3597 NOOOOO
I know nobody cares if you are early
But lets be honest, when the view count says "No Views".
Damn it feels good
damn
No it just proves that you haven't been on TH-cam long enough to see the repeated "TH-cam is drunk" or your too stupid to understand that you are not first and you will be lumped in with the rest of the idiots
Danggg boy
@@Asutoro i have been on youtube long enough to see youtube is drunk comments.
I dont think im first, i have at least more than 10 braincells, i just wanted to make a comment saying that feels kinda nice to be early.
@stolen meme police says the grammar police
18:23
HOLY SHIT I WAS NOT EXPECTING FLIGHT TO PLAY IN AN EMKAY VIDEO
Last time I was this early my dad hadn’t gone to get milk
Please come back papa
_Damn_
damn
Budget cuts.
It's almost like I haven't seen this before. 🤔 Wow
Damn
I mean, the Chesterfield one has kind of a point. I'd be concerned if an entire town didn't have a single piece of furniture...
Me a geography fan: ah yes venezual-
Emkay: "a giant landmass on the continent of Africa"
Me: ;^;
Im sorry but to make you look more smart say geographer
I’m from Venezuela and same
@@chillbatman3329 me, a geographer fan: ah yes, geographer.
18:43
To defeat the enemy, deal damage until it can’t take any more damage
‘Another miracle from Jesus.’ *proceeds to show picture of Qui-Gon-Jinn*
1:00 not gonna lie, hearing you say Venezuela was in Africa made me shake my head so fast it made a noise like a bulldog's jowls.
16:56
When any show does a slow motion scene
2:54
"THE BOOTY IS FREE"
Four Mawchild: that's where you're wrong, kiddo.
Me: * types random words *
Google translator: 16:55
"I will heal the Philippines"
Whomst have summoned the almighty one
Petition for him to say “Hello. I’m your favorite wacko, Jacko!”
18:46 DOOM Eternal features a loading screen hint that reads "to kill a tyrant, shoot at it until it dies"
Vid: 10 most fun cities in Illinois
Me living in Illinois: none there are none
I can confirm, the best part is food
"At this point, I feel like Drake Bell should be paying _you."_
This aged well (?).
why?
@@blitzyblook3315 that thing where he did crime or something
" no one even plays sword and shield "
*my nintendo switch evaporates*
edit: i lost the cartridge a month or two ago
Discuss: are spaghetti - O's good?
Cherrify i dont remember
nobody does because it's some piss
@@maverickREAL it's fine in my opinion its fine
cuz no furret in galar
18:24 Showed this to my epileptic friend, he liked it so much he cant stop dancing!
Fact: not everyone is first not even me
Nobody cares
Ah a fellow rifty fan
@OC's Production World first your grammar is wrong
Sensei #2 they mean no one is first and I’m not first too smh
@@rosequartz6680 good grammar good job
I used to watch these all the time when I was doing homework or gaming just for some background noise and the memes, I’m happy to be back😎👍
Should have used a picture of Obiwan at the start instead of Qui Gon.
16:59 The commentary adds so much to this
new intro
"hellooo my name is jacko, your favorite wako and welcome back to emkay."
Ah yes Jacc the snacc that smiles bacc
Last day i send to my mom a message that said
"Me is hunger"
"Pls"
"Food"
15:09 "no i'd like to FoRgEt iT-"
God.. why did i laugh at that so much...
1:00 yes that's right i'm a massive land from the continet of africa
latinoamericans: Visual Spanish
frustration
(Sighs in Enchilada sauce) Dios Mio
"What the hell is going on in The Philippines?"
[Insert Filipinos getting in the comments here]
"Hey, kamusta pre."
Hm
0:16
hmm, that user's name
I think as an outsider "What is Not happening" should be the question 😁
Me, who has listened to yakko’s world 88 times after hearing him saying Venezuela is in Africa: “listen here you little ####”
Google: any question. RIGHT ANSWER
Google when doing an assignment: What caused the great fire of London? FIRE
lol still the right answer
@@lennylols9198 (‘o’) you know what I mean don’t give me that
2 minutes and 2 dislikes even the haters got they’re notifications on lmao
Lol but it's *their
beck hruby I have two braincells lol
@@Bailey.patten hehe I have 3
beck hruby I lost a braincell breathing just then lol
I am toast i fall
“My name is Jack, your favorite wackkk..... o.
Another miracle from jesus.
me: Is that qui gon Jin?
Yeah, got a problem with that?
@@obi-wankenobi6036 Hello There
@@obi-wankenobi6036 hello there
@@schoolbadge89 general kenobi
That pfp tho
PLEASE!!! I have never laughed so hard when they used Qui-Gon Jinn as the image for Jesus at the beginning!!!! LMFAOOO
1:01 D-did you j-just say AFRICA?!
So original
@@sandshrewgamer3392 Okay, and?
Me: Watching a youtube video
Me: About to look at the comments
Some random ad: *Obey Me! Shall we date?*
I get that ad like 15 times a day
@@orangejuice5633 I fricking hate that
@@phoenixandco.8033 why same
@@phoenixandco.8033 same
Fun fact: you're probably in the comment section right now
how did you know?
I kno
I’m actually in the reply section thank you very much
@@UwU-iu6ts yes....how did he/she know.......what black magic is this?
No
The part with the grandpa being called selfish killed me, I'm in the hospital for a knee dislocation as I type lmao
All the posts about the celebrities that look like fictional characters didn't realize that it was posted on April 1st
no views, 21 likes, 14 comments. Yes that makes sense
Your name is very unfortunate for this day and age 😂
TH-cam is just always drunk.
when will these overused comments stop getting loads of likes
View counts are updated at certain intervals, not for every view.
@@davidholmes2932 r/woooshbutwith3os
When your so early the comedy hasn’t made it to heaven
"Clearly, you’ve gotten the offspring from the cat in Captain Marvel"
Me remembering that film: Oh, SHIT…