@@texugo_branco cookie clicker becomes much more advanced as it progresses. spiff says he is making a lot of cookies but he is still in the super-early game. in the late game the amount of strategy involved makes this type of script practically useless. you cannot go far without golden cookies. if you stack them right you can make thousands of YEARS worth of cookies in a single second. cookie clicker is much, much more complex than clicking four times and buying every building you can afford.
Hey Spiff. One quick tip, if you shrink the size of the browser window to be very small you can guarantee the auto clicker will get every golden cookie that spawns. Automating maximize window clicks to also enable building upgrade automation would likely work out pretty well.
Spiff actually has total control of the internet. Everytime I go on a website it asks "Would you like to accept cookies". It's clearly spiff harvesting cookies from innocent internet surfers to harvest his own spiff coin and inflate the prices in a perfectly balanced way. I see your game, spiff.
I knew it! Vox was just Spiff in disguise! That explains why Vox dunked on PewDiePie, they needed the clicks which would be transferred to cookie clicker
At this point you could find a programmer. Make him use Selenium framework to skip clicking and tell page elements that they are clicked in code and also read costs and benefits to calculate best upgrade. 3h of work max. This might even skip 4ms delay.
there's actually a few existing things out there that will automatically calculate the best upgrade at the moment everything, though I imagine some of them may not be super safe
tbh, it'd probably be easier to create a bookmarklet that adds a "cheat menu" when used. You can put JavaScript code in a bookmark so in theory you could make it add a menu that allows u to add like 2 mil cookies at once
i spent about 30 hours total on an app to open specific workspaces in vscode. its about 70 lines of poor quality python code, I dont know how it took so long
Humanity is speedrunning to completion by making an AI that can spend hours banging it's head against a wall to make code for itself to do everything automatically.
@@rick4677 fun fact: not everyone has even played this game before, and I thought it was an interesting thing to learn, so no need to shoot this person down. let's be more positive (:
"You can speedrun life by smoking 70 cigarettes a day!" Yeah, people in the fifties had this all figured out. Remember when a slight infection was a warp-zone to the endgame?
Especially the web/steam version. At some point you have bought practically every upgrade, reset the whole progress for special points and can manage to buy it all back in 5 mins. It's actually crazy. Clicking the cookie once gives you quintillions at that point which is also why it is funny how proud Brit is about his achievement.... 30 million cookies ain't really that much
My father still tells the story that when I was 4 or 5 I said something and he said "that's a slave" and i apparently responded "No, they're just unpaid interns that can't quit"
I like to image that he hooked this up to its own system, designed for just cookie clicker, and let it run for a full year, and we'll see a "one year of cookie clicker" video
Yea im gonna say that it's very likely to get his cps earned from 1 hour within a a 15 minute time frame just auto clicking and getting the best value buildings
Mmm, yes person with a tick next to their name. Tell me about this totally not random fun fact of yours in the video about cookie clicker game with fast clicking.
What an amazingly unique observation. Said observation observed within the first min of video. Totally original thought, which occurred only in your mind, no other viewer thought that when hearing that line, thus relatability bruh. Your attempt at exposure for benefit of your channel is too transparent and returtid. Watch the whole video you greedy c---
@@gram. buddy.. the overlap between Spiff's viewers and potential audience for me is undoubtedly negligible, if I wanted exposure I'd go leave comments on ASMR videos. I just happen to enjoy these videos and don't mind leaving a comment here and there about things I find funny. Added bonus is that it helps his video in the algorithm
@@faxenmacher4633that’s so sad :( too much gloom and cloud cover makes my seasonal depression get all kinds of fucked. On the other hand rain more often than once every four months sounds nice
yo, there's an Addon called Frozen Cookies that automates the most efficient purchases and auto clicks golden cookies, and much more. So if you really just wanna see your cookie numbers go brrrr that's probably your best bet.
I was half expecting to see fc pop up later in the video since he was automating already, hehe. Ahh, good ol' fc, it really is the only way to not actually play cookie clicker :)
Dear Spiff, thank you for understanding the speedrun before running this! That was some insane Golden Cookie Rng! Greetings from the CC-speedrunning community!
My favorite exploit is that the app is not tied to the internet meaning if you change the time/date on your phone you can make 5000 days worth of cookies in seconds so that we can all feel the time travel feeling just like Reanu
@@builder7493 It's really not particularly difficult even, or requiring fast clicking. For one, just because it's listed a 1 ms click does not mean it registers anywhere near that much, and his set up seems even slower than possible using Murgee. Two, he skips golden cookies. Three, and by far the largest is that his purchase order and upgrade purchase order is frankly awful. Automated clicks make up the huge majority of cps until extreme late game or golden cookie stacking.
@@WorldLie It's... really not all that smart? Just buy the building or upgrade that gives you the biggest benefit for the least amount of cookies? It takes him nearly 2 hours to get to a million cookies. The speedrun wr to a million is currently under 7 minutes. Granted, there is luck involved there, but even a novice player thinking about what they're doing even slightly could beat him easily. Endgame strategy is fairly straightforward too, just wait for a frenzy + click frenzy, activate all other boosts, click as fast as possible for 40 seconds, and then ascend and repeat.
Best speedrun method: right click the cookie and change the number of coolies you have to whatever you want. You can use these cookies and get an achievement called cheated cookies dont taste good.
5:15 "However I manage to drink 700,000 cups of tea a second and consequently move 5x the speed of light" Yea, with that many cups of tea I'd also enter warp speed to go to the bathroom
@@mtbthiccness3605 Whats next seeing how many tries it takes at warp 1.5(star trek speed somewhere about 5 * speed of light) for the atoms to align so he can pass trough the wall
Fun fact: I don't ever play the games spiff shows but I always watch his videos. What a dope ass edit video ❤️ PS: you need to thank to Queen Catherine (Portuguese decent) to show that Tea is good as hell 😂
@@_________________________nikki if so, then why does it give you infinite prestige chips upon ascending? and those chips arent just a large number, it actually causes an overflow of some kindand sets your cookie generation to zero, softlocking the game
Been playing Cookie Clicker Since 2013 and I'm surprised so few people know how to rig the golden cookies for your auto clicker. The way golden cookies spawn is that they must spawn on available browser window space (Kind of obvious I know, but hear me out). I guess this allows the golden cookies to spawn regardless of screen size, and also because it's unfair for golden cookies to spawn someplace you cannot see them. Because of this, you can force golden cookies to spawn in an area of your choice by re-sizing your browser window to just barely allow enough space for a golden cookie to spawn, forcing the golden cookies to be spawned in a specific location. Meaning your auto-clicker will nearly always get every golden cookie spawn. Of course after a little bit of refining the size of your browser window and where you choose to leave your auto-clicking mouse sitting within that window. I hope this helps!
You can turn on and off a "ruin the fun" mode, which will give you 100% completion at the cost of no cookies gained. Once off, you can turn off the no gaining cookies modifier and have infinite cookies
You can just paste a little bit of javascript into your browser console and you automatically click at the fastest rate possible even when your mouse isn't on the cookie. This is because the cookie is considered its own HTML element so you can simulate clicks only on the cookie even when you aren't even on the cookie. This could just remove the need for a macro entirely.
Yeah but why does spiff need to do it when there's already thousands of ruthless *** in Congress doing that very thing already...... In a perfectly balanced way of course, ignoring the poverty and homelessness
"Speedrun life by smoking 70 cigarettes a day", possibly the greatest statement said. That is aside from Yorkshire Tea, it doesn't need a sentence to solidify it's greatness
He didn't break this. If he had done this manually it would actually go faster since prioritizing upgrades and more expensive buildings will be a lot better. he spends most of his money on cheap buildings which isn't efficient at all. also by doing it manually he would have gotten golden cookies where you can gain several hours worth of cookies. Only thing that is more effecient here is autoclicking the cookie, which you wont do that fast manually. Also he just did 1% of the game so theres that aswell
I love how you bring back the trolling from back in the day, trolling isn't the same anymore . But you my good sir, You have brought it back to its glory
Spiff: But it is much more efficiënt than a human being me: Let's put it to the test... spiffbot after 2 hours: 36.893 C/S and 396 per klik me after 2 hours: 196.987 C/S and 4,061 per klik Turns out that saving for upgrades makes an exponential difference Yes my click rate might be abysmal compared to your auto clicker, but strategy makes you over than 5 times more efficient. This proves that hard work still pays more cookies than than the lazy method, although I do regret the 2 hours of my life I'm not getting back...
Even with Spiff's fairly inefficient building purchases, his clicking was only bringing in about 1/3 of his income from quite early on. Efficient purchases wins out
That doesn't mean that being lazy isn't the answer it just means that spiff made a pretty low effort macro and what he should have done is interrogated the html title of the page which says how many cookies there are and then used a mathematical formula to decide what choices to make in terms of upgrade purchases but you know that would take an hour or so and it's just a game so I guess he wasn't interested in doing something more complicated.
@@matthewtalbot-paine7977 All true, but his claim was that his clicker was more efficiënt than a human not that it was more convenient. The Efficiency claim is clearly not true ;)
@@Pannekoek. Spiff's 2 minute job clearly wasn't very efficient I'll admit but I was sort of challenging the part where you said "This proves that hard work still pays more cookies than than the lazy method" I suppose it depends if you'd call doing a few hours of work doing maths and programming lazier than clicking manually clicking everything. Of course you test was for 2 hours and you'd need to sleep after a maximum of 20 hours and it is in that time that spiffs would catch up and if not then, when you die it will catch up XD
In the opening, you dont speed run the game with cigarettes. That is a long term strategy, very drawn out. Instead, abuse the physics engine by standing on the freeway until you get hit. You will noclip through the ground and be dead instantaneously. There is also the weapon system too. Dont actually do this. This is about his joke.
All of these need motor skills, which take time to develop Drowning or strangled by your cord are methods unlocked from the beginning Also reminds me of another TH-cam video with a baby speedrunning life
@The Anonymous Lemon look man, I have been on the internet my whole life. Think of the stupidest person you know Irl, and then realize that someone on this planet is stupider than them. And then realize that someone is stupider than that person too. Go through this 3 more times at least, and then you have reached the level I have faith in humanity to be smart.
There’s actually a autoclicker specifically designed for cookie clicker and always clicks the giant cookie even if the cursor is not on the cookie it makes it super good while not removing the human element
An easier way to complete Cookie Clicker is to go to the admin panel. To do this, change your baker name to "Jewels says open sesame" This will open the edmin panel on the top left allowing you to many different perks. Your welcome.
Then I was right. Tried to see in the comments if you can cheat by writing some javascript and your comment confirmed it. There must be an variable with the cookie amout one could just update (probably even better ways than that to get cookies).
@@dueldu70 Just type Game.cookies= very large number and your gonna get these amounts of cookies. Havent tried it but now that i think of it, maybe it's even possible to change the amount of buildings you own.
Alternatively click cookie, upgrade 1, click cookie, upgrade 2, click cookie, upgrade 3, etc. because you click the cookie 2 times per cap (in case you miss one)
An actual exploitation would be more like using Force the Hand of Fate and Godzamok to create huge combos that produce weeks or months of cookies in less than 30 seconds.
Fun fact: Cookie clicker actually has a "1st level" in a way, reaching 1 trillion cookies allows you to ascend once, but the more cookies you make the more heavenly chips you can spend in future runs
5:15 ”unfortunately that means I Always Live In Darkness.”😂 Ah man I can’t stop laughing that cracked me up Also to everyone who is saying that there are already existing scripts and macros and faster ways to do this, you are right but I think that was ignored because that would make the video kind of pointless and make content creation suffer.
What did I just watch? I don't know if it's cause i'm elevated but this has been a very entertaining 17 mins lol! knew nothing about this game and watched the entire video. Good shit!
You can glitch around the auto click limit. At least you can with Safari on a Mac. It doesn’t work reliably and can take quite some time to get working, but if you start auto clicking, move your mouse upwards on the cookie and then refresh the website at just the right time, it’ll allow you to double the allowed click rate
I love this guy he's so Danm funny "I am 5 times the speed of light, which sadly means I always live in darkness" 🤣🤣 - coming at you from Michigan in the United States
"You feel like making cookies. But nobody wants to eat your cookies." Says the game as you start a new run. This I can say is a problem I have never had when making cookies. Does this game even understand what a cookie is? Who doesn't like cookies?
I have never been this early before, and i know spiff will make enough cookies to last at least 3 tea times.which is a less than a 20 digit no. I hope.
yet another job lost to automation, not even the professional cookie clickers are safe
you were the highlight of the minecraft kingdom streams, we need more valefisk
skynet when
well the script is kinda slow. you can go many times faster manually
@@jacobsivertsson3321 ah yes, I can click cookies for 2 hours straight. MILISECONDS
@@texugo_branco cookie clicker becomes much more advanced as it progresses. spiff says he is making a lot of cookies but he is still in the super-early game. in the late game the amount of strategy involved makes this type of script practically useless. you cannot go far without golden cookies. if you stack them right you can make thousands of YEARS worth of cookies in a single second. cookie clicker is much, much more complex than clicking four times and buying every building you can afford.
Fun Fact: Cookie Clicker is still getting updates to this day.
its too powerful
Thx for letting us know
As it should
What if spiff gets a pantheon after his name.
yet another game better than Civ 6
/S
Hey Spiff.
One quick tip, if you shrink the size of the browser window to be very small you can guarantee the auto clicker will get every golden cookie that spawns. Automating maximize window clicks to also enable building upgrade automation would likely work out pretty well.
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I cant like it. Theres 69 likes
4
You’ll also get a cool achievement
If you resize the browser window to it's minimum size the golden cookies will spawn on top of the cookie. Makes autoclicker speedruns so much faster.
666 likes just as devilish as this idea good sir,i love it.
667 now >:)
@@evil2289 its 7am right now but I'm still sending you to Jesus.
@@evil2289 nvm it's at 669
@@kikitapika9565 670
Spiff actually has total control of the internet. Everytime I go on a website it asks "Would you like to accept cookies". It's clearly spiff harvesting cookies from innocent internet surfers to harvest his own spiff coin and inflate the prices in a perfectly balanced way.
I see your game, spiff.
i ruined your 69 likes
GDPR was secretly Spiff.
E
I knew it! Vox was just Spiff in disguise! That explains why Vox dunked on PewDiePie, they needed the clicks which would be transferred to cookie clicker
At this point you could find a programmer. Make him use Selenium framework to skip clicking and tell page elements that they are clicked in code and also read costs and benefits to calculate best upgrade. 3h of work max. This might even skip 4ms delay.
there's actually a few existing things out there that will automatically calculate the best upgrade at the moment everything, though I imagine some of them may not be super safe
For fun, i'ma just do this
thanks for the idea 🙏🙏
@@mrbuushy3029 did you ever make that program? I’m kind of curious! Idk why but seeing things being efficiently farmed is very satisfying for me
tbh, it'd probably be easier to create a bookmarklet that adds a "cheat menu" when used. You can put JavaScript code in a bookmark so in theory you could make it add a menu that allows u to add like 2 mil cookies at once
0:34 "You can speedrun life by smoking 70 cigarettes a day" best anti-smoking ad I've ever seen
Throwback to when Scanlan bullied a smoke monster with anti smoking ads.
Hilarious Mega 64 shenanigans XD
@@thespiffingbrit was about to say u might wanna drop a credit in there somwhere
Just makes me want to smoke more, honestly.
I lost it with that line 😂
spoken like a true programmer ... "The laziest way possible" = spend hours banging your head against the wall making a script to do it for you
doesnt take hours. i think we had this sorted in really quick and started optimizing buying factories on a cookie/time base to maximize income.
i spent about 30 hours total on an app to open specific workspaces in vscode.
its about 70 lines of poor quality python code, I dont know how it took so long
@@willjohnson4579 lol i hope some you use it enough that it actually saves you time in the long run! :)
Humanity is speedrunning to completion by making an AI that can spend hours banging it's head against a wall to make code for itself to do everything automatically.
Jesus loves you all very very much repent and believe and be saved from eternal punishment of sin amen, Jesus suffered for you
when it gets to 1decillion cookies per second the game really begins
Fun fact: in cookie clicker you can set the amount of cookies by a console command in inspect element
this Exploid was fixed ages ago :) or there is a new way :)
fun fact: i think everyone has known that since they were 7 and they thought they were full on hackers when they did it
@@Wha73v3r it’s built in. you just typed it in wrong.
Beating cookie clicker with one click?
@@rick4677 fun fact: not everyone has even played this game before, and I thought it was an interesting thing to learn, so no need to shoot this person down. let's be more positive (:
"You can speedrun life by smoking 70 cigarettes a day!"
Yeah, people in the fifties had this all figured out. Remember when a slight infection was a warp-zone to the endgame?
Oh god why
the medical updates have been a disaster for speedrunners
@@willjohnson4579 well, if there's one thing I know about Human kind it's that we sure do love a challenge
And then you get them lucky ass early starters that just instantly complete the game upon entering
@@willjohnson4579 r/cursedcomments
You should redo this but for the new steam version that allows autoclickers to work properly
Oh really? Got something to look into after work today.
@@mtbthiccness3605 did you look into it after work that day?
@@gamesarefun1338 yes!
@@mtbthiccness3605 how was it? •ᴗ•
@@somerandomguyintheinternet magical. Got to the grandmacolypse in mere hours
This video reawakened my arthritis...
@@thespiffingbrit No, OH NO
well that is what happens when he stops drinking yorkshire gold.
I can't comment the bee movie script
@@orphanslayer6546 😔
I'll dunk so many cookies into my tea that I'll end up having to eat the tea
@@thespiffingbrit Mmm, early grey chocolate chip for dinner.
Infuse your entire life with tea, use tea while baking cookies, fry things in tea... The skys the limit
@@thespiffingbrit mmmm...cookie soooooup
@@thespiffingbrit I gagged at that
@@thespiffingbrit Spiff is the pinnacle of British existence and still can't English...lord help that country.
Cookie Clicker just has this… feeling to it. That feeling that what currently takes you hours, if not days, will eventually be done in like 5 minutes.
Especially the web/steam version. At some point you have bought practically every upgrade, reset the whole progress for special points and can manage to buy it all back in 5 mins. It's actually crazy. Clicking the cookie once gives you quintillions at that point which is also why it is funny how proud Brit is about his achievement.... 30 million cookies ain't really that much
"Its not indentured servitude, it's endless unpaid internship!"
As an American, you're really speaking my language.
As a young American fresh out of college with a useless degree and mountains of crippling student load debt, where do I sign up?!?!
My father still tells the story that when I was 4 or 5 I said something and he said "that's a slave" and i apparently responded "No, they're just unpaid interns that can't quit"
Jesus loves you all very very much repent and believe and be saved from eternal punishment of sin amen, Jesus suffered for you
@@Fit4C as much as I appreciate it, I am an active Satan worshipper. But please continue to spread your doctrine.
@@homefander someone called ?
There are heavenly upgrades which add british biscuits to the game. You really should continue this run up to the point when you can buy them
TSB: *thinks being born before Cookie Clicker reveals his age*
Also TSB: *mentions Netscape Navigator*
Actually all the RTS he breaks are a testament to his longevity
@@lasarousi you should know that he is an immortal right?
@@comradedima9791 not just immortal he's a Highlander
@@lasarousi oh please,I knew him since stone a......... the 90s he's not a highlander,he's a fay
@@comradedima9791 right the NINETEEN nineties, on the current Gregorian calendar.
I swear one of these days Spiff is going to have every stock image drawn for him
How do you know he hasn't already? Honestly if he isn't one of the stock photos then it's going to be a bit of a shock to me.
I like to image that he hooked this up to its own system, designed for just cookie clicker, and let it run for a full year, and we'll see a "one year of cookie clicker" video
Someone needs to make a video on doing this with a raspberry pi that'd be very interesting to see in my opinion
The only problem with this setup is that the macro will continue buying cursors even if its price is just below the highest building that you can get.
Yea im gonna say that it's very likely to get his cps earned from 1 hour within a a 15 minute time frame just auto clicking and getting the best value buildings
I think after several hours a human players would take bettwe decisions and earn more cookies. Not talking about the golden cookies.
@@ericwood3709 No because its very easy to know this
@@ericwood3709 People who have this kind of mindset really need to get a hobby and do something with their life.
It completely wastes 99% of the cookies.
There are human beings alive today who weren't even born before this video was released, that's a crazy stat I hope you feel old now
Mmm, yes person with a tick next to their name. Tell me about this totally not random fun fact of yours in the video about cookie clicker game with fast clicking.
What an amazingly unique observation. Said observation observed within the first min of video. Totally original thought, which occurred only in your mind, no other viewer thought that when hearing that line, thus relatability bruh. Your attempt at exposure for benefit of your channel is too transparent and returtid. Watch the whole video you greedy c---
@@gram. buddy.. the overlap between Spiff's viewers and potential audience for me is undoubtedly negligible, if I wanted exposure I'd go leave comments on ASMR videos.
I just happen to enjoy these videos and don't mind leaving a comment here and there about things I find funny. Added bonus is that it helps his video in the algorithm
@@ObviouslyASMR chord: struck ahahahaaaa buddy
@@gram. why do toxic my man, guy just made a comment that was mildly funny
"which naturally sadly means I ALWAYS LIVE IN DARKNESS" Honestly that explains so much
That's normal, Britain has no sun.
Only rain and pain of the queens death
He's so fast he got kidnapped by the ohio overlord, after 69 minutes he ran away from ohio into Great Britain 📸
@@faxenmacher4633that’s so sad :( too much gloom and cloud cover makes my seasonal depression get all kinds of fucked. On the other hand rain more often than once every four months sounds nice
Never thought I'd see Spiff get into making TAS (Tea-Assisted Speedruns).
You mean
T
Ad-revenue
S
tea aae sae
@@himearikawa3130 there wasnt any ads on this video...
You mean
Caffeine
Assisted
Speedrun
@@Roach18 no
Tic
Assisted
Syrup
yo, there's an Addon called Frozen Cookies that automates the most efficient purchases and auto clicks golden cookies, and much more. So if you really just wanna see your cookie numbers go brrrr that's probably your best bet.
I was half expecting to see fc pop up later in the video since he was automating already, hehe. Ahh, good ol' fc, it really is the only way to not actually play cookie clicker :)
Neat
Ok, I know why, it took fc about 2.5 mins to crack 1million from a fresh start, not much of a video.
That's remind me to do some updates to my rewritten version of Frozen Cookies I wrote 3 years ago ;) Time runs so fast...
@Tradpa0212 haha cringe go brrrrr
Spiff is definitely the kind of person to accidently break a world record and then shrug it off and act like it's not a big deal.
"Why play the the game when I can automate it." - Every AFK farmer
Runescape bot be like
all farmers are afk farmers or at least most of them because you don't need a keyboard to farm (I know the point you were trying to make though)
Satisfactory players be like
Dear Spiff, thank you for understanding the speedrun before running this! That was some insane Golden Cookie Rng! Greetings from the CC-speedrunning community!
My favorite exploit is that the app is not tied to the internet meaning if you change the time/date on your phone you can make 5000 days worth of cookies in seconds so that we can all feel the time travel feeling just like Reanu
Mobile nerd
@@Zarek-fl5io you can change date and hour on pc too
I spent way too much time playing this game back in the day 😬
We all did
@@vidareklofvonrosen2442 I didn't
The funny thing is his strategy is actually bad enough that someone without macros could go faster.
Idk bout that....
@@builder7493 It's really not particularly difficult even, or requiring fast clicking. For one, just because it's listed a 1 ms click does not mean it registers anywhere near that much, and his set up seems even slower than possible using Murgee. Two, he skips golden cookies. Three, and by far the largest is that his purchase order and upgrade purchase order is frankly awful. Automated clicks make up the huge majority of cps until extreme late game or golden cookie stacking.
@@Aimlesswaves. Well yes, although the computer can run 24/7 a day, while even if a human does try 24/7 they will need food and sleep.
@@Aimlesswaves. We have encountered a cookie clicker Intellectual.
@@WorldLie It's... really not all that smart? Just buy the building or upgrade that gives you the biggest benefit for the least amount of cookies?
It takes him nearly 2 hours to get to a million cookies. The speedrun wr to a million is currently under 7 minutes. Granted, there is luck involved there, but even a novice player thinking about what they're doing even slightly could beat him easily.
Endgame strategy is fairly straightforward too, just wait for a frenzy + click frenzy, activate all other boosts, click as fast as possible for 40 seconds, and then ascend and repeat.
Best speedrun method: right click the cookie and change the number of coolies you have to whatever you want.
You can use these cookies and get an achievement called cheated cookies dont taste good.
Why am I so fucking invested in watching a man not play a game I've never played before?
Like I'm legit getting hyped at 12 minute mark
"I live in darkness"
Yeah spiff we get it you're british
but the sun never sets on the brittish empire
@@eliiNya It's never going to set because it already has and is afraid.
I hate to ruin the joke, but the butt of the joke was because he was moving faster than the speed of light.
@@mobius3466 yeah, we all know.
@@mr.watermelon3239 unfortunately they don't lol
When he said "The rules of the Internet are mine" who remembered David Tenant saying "The laws of time are mine and they will obey me"
"it would take weeks and weeks of work to play cookie clicker"
What do you mean I've been on my Cookie Clicker save for 1274 days?
How many ascensions and cookies do you have
More than 100 probably
@@ThatBish380Why theres a Channel called Felps search COOCKIE CLICKER he's Brazilian, Just look tô his ascensions
200 days for me,already near the really late game
5:15 "However I manage to drink 700,000 cups of tea a second and consequently move 5x the speed of light" Yea, with that many cups of tea I'd also enter warp speed to go to the bathroom
At that point you just kinda phase through the walls right into peeing position.
Don't forget: as consequence, he always lives in darkness.
You forgot that gods don't pee.
@@Misspinay408 not with that attitude!
@@mtbthiccness3605 Whats next seeing how many tries it takes at warp 1.5(star trek speed somewhere about 5 * speed of light) for the atoms to align so he can pass trough the wall
Fun fact: I don't ever play the games spiff shows but I always watch his videos. What a dope ass edit video ❤️ PS: you need to thank to Queen Catherine (Portuguese decent) to show that Tea is good as hell 😂
Does that include Minecraft?
@@kanji20 why are you a nerd that can’t life without mc
fun fact, its actually more efficient to use a classic autoclicker, i tried it, in just 10mins, was making more cookies than spiff was after 30mins,
Yeah, but you had to actually play the game xD
You also can make your window so small, that autoclicking the center will harvest all golden cookies
@@smirnovamaria9611
Now that's big brain thinking right there
Yeah same, I had a try with my auto clicker and had similar results
What is one called
Turns out, Yorkshire Gold also conveys telepathy. I was wondering if Spiff could break Cookie Clicker a few months ago, and he makes this
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"It's such a simple game!"
The lategame meta with combos, garden configurations, and lump stacking
fun fact: at a certain point things cost infinite cookies, so there is actually a max income technically
But at a certain point you also reach infinite cookies too
infinite cookies aren't actually infinite, it's just such a large number that the game just doesn't want to show it
@@_________________________nikki Correct
Infinite start from a really high number
@@_________________________nikki if so, then why does it give you infinite prestige chips upon ascending? and those chips arent just a large number, it actually causes an overflow of some kindand sets your cookie generation to zero, softlocking the game
Been playing Cookie Clicker Since 2013 and I'm surprised so few people know how to rig the golden cookies for your auto clicker. The way golden cookies spawn is that they must spawn on available browser window space (Kind of obvious I know, but hear me out). I guess this allows the golden cookies to spawn regardless of screen size, and also because it's unfair for golden cookies to spawn someplace you cannot see them. Because of this, you can force golden cookies to spawn in an area of your choice by re-sizing your browser window to just barely allow enough space for a golden cookie to spawn, forcing the golden cookies to be spawned in a specific location. Meaning your auto-clicker will nearly always get every golden cookie spawn. Of course after a little bit of refining the size of your browser window and where you choose to leave your auto-clicking mouse sitting within that window. I hope this helps!
Ever sense 2.042, cookie storms will spawn in clumps instead of everywhere.
You can turn on and off a "ruin the fun" mode, which will give you 100% completion at the cost of no cookies gained. Once off, you can turn off the no gaining cookies modifier and have infinite cookies
Ah yes, the game of my youth, played in the school library during lunch.
Lol what a nerd
SB: There were people who weren't even born when cookie clicker was released
My siblings: Cookie Clicker? Is that food?
GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I want to cut my toe nails... NEVER! I am the feet TH-camr. Thanks for being a fan, dear E
@@AxxLAfriku wat
@@Daimxn AxxL is the original spam bot except the fact he isn’t an actual bot he’s a real person who just comments a lot.
@@AxxLAfriku holy shit i remember this dude from ages ago
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You can just paste a little bit of javascript into your browser console and you automatically click at the fastest rate possible even when your mouse isn't on the cookie. This is because the cookie is considered its own HTML element so you can simulate clicks only on the cookie even when you aren't even on the cookie. This could just remove the need for a macro entirely.
God, remember when everyone was addicted to cookie clicker? I gave my sister an intervention.
I had it bookmarked on my old PC. . . forgot to check it one last time before switching to this new one hehehe time to start all over again.
I swear if Spiff would set himself to find the ultimate exploit in real life he would be the greatest threat to world economy as we know
Yeah but why does spiff need to do it when there's already thousands of ruthless *** in Congress doing that very thing already......
In a perfectly balanced way of course, ignoring the poverty and homelessness
I clicked the like button a bunch and it ended up being hollow. There you go Spiff. Choose your words wisely.
you can recognize he has played factorio as he says recently as he said "the factory must grow" 12:52
Fun Fact: There is no auto clicker, it’s just an unpaid intern.
"Speedrun life by smoking 70 cigarettes a day", possibly the greatest statement said. That is aside from Yorkshire Tea, it doesn't need a sentence to solidify it's greatness
Hello there gentleman Spiff. How do you do this Queen blessed day?
@@thespiffingbrit very well good sire. I shall have a good chuckle with thy video to bright my day
The queen is no more
"You can speed run life by smoking 70 cigarettes a day" ~Spiff
Mega 64. Not spiff.
HAHAHA ur so funny dude
Fun cheat: If you get 2 heavenly chips, and get the offline gains upgrade, if you change the date on your computer, you will make, STONKS
When will these games learn that spiff will break them no matter what
He still hasn't broken mario teaches typing. There's still hope.
He didn't break this. If he had done this manually it would actually go faster since prioritizing upgrades and more expensive buildings will be a lot better. he spends most of his money on cheap buildings which isn't efficient at all. also by doing it manually he would have gotten golden cookies where you can gain several hours worth of cookies. Only thing that is more effecient here is autoclicking the cookie, which you wont do that fast manually. Also he just did 1% of the game so theres that aswell
@@mailmanonfire Cookie clicker pro player coming in salty as f.
0:22 "Hope you feel old now" Jokes on you, Spiff, Yorkshire Tea keeps people young!
Remember this quote: cheated cookies taste -awful- perfectly balanced
Just wait till he discovers the ascension perks...
That speedrunning life video is old, gave me a blast for the past
I love how you bring back the trolling from back in the day, trolling isn't the same anymore . But you my good sir,
You have brought it back to its glory
technically speaking there are people alive now that weren't alive when I started typing this message. but yes spiff. I do feel old.
There's also people in the process of making other people, somewhere
@@DaysofKnight true my dude
The best thing about this game is the YT video:
“Attack on Cookie Clicker”
Back in 2017 when I first discovered cookie clicker, my name was: Hairy asshairs bakery.
🙃
Funn fact: google has the world record
Also: why cheat with a auto clicker, if there are build in cheats?
Asking why spiff is cheating. New here?
@@celestialowl8865 They're asking why spiff isn't using the built in cheats, rather then why spiff is cheating.
because wheres the fun in using built in cheats
Ahhh yes cheat and exploit are so the same thing 🤦♂️
@@Vlad-si9xs Exactly, and there are built in cheats like they said
"This site uses cookies"
*Accepts*
The website:
I'd love to see a run of this using something like the frozencookie javascript addon, to see just how much more efficient it is! XD
Spiff: But it is much more efficiënt than a human being
me: Let's put it to the test...
spiffbot after 2 hours: 36.893 C/S and 396 per klik
me after 2 hours: 196.987 C/S and 4,061 per klik
Turns out that saving for upgrades makes an exponential difference
Yes my click rate might be abysmal compared to your auto clicker, but strategy makes you over than 5 times more efficient.
This proves that hard work still pays more cookies than than the lazy method, although I do regret the 2 hours of my life I'm not getting back...
Now to implement strategy into the autoclicker script...
Even with Spiff's fairly inefficient building purchases, his clicking was only bringing in about 1/3 of his income from quite early on. Efficient purchases wins out
That doesn't mean that being lazy isn't the answer it just means that spiff made a pretty low effort macro and what he should have done is interrogated the html title of the page which says how many cookies there are and then used a mathematical formula to decide what choices to make in terms of upgrade purchases but you know that would take an hour or so and it's just a game so I guess he wasn't interested in doing something more complicated.
@@matthewtalbot-paine7977 All true, but his claim was that his clicker was more efficiënt than a human not that it was more convenient. The Efficiency claim is clearly not true ;)
@@Pannekoek. Spiff's 2 minute job clearly wasn't very efficient I'll admit but I was sort of challenging the part where you said "This proves that hard work still pays more cookies than than the lazy method" I suppose it depends if you'd call doing a few hours of work doing maths and programming lazier than clicking manually clicking everything. Of course you test was for 2 hours and you'd need to sleep after a maximum of 20 hours and it is in that time that spiffs would catch up and if not then, when you die it will catch up XD
In the opening, you dont speed run the game with cigarettes. That is a long term strategy, very drawn out.
Instead, abuse the physics engine by standing on the freeway until you get hit. You will noclip through the ground and be dead instantaneously. There is also the weapon system too.
Dont actually do this. This is about his joke.
All of these need motor skills, which take time to develop
Drowning or strangled by your cord are methods unlocked from the beginning
Also reminds me of another TH-cam video with a baby speedrunning life
@The Anonymous Lemon look man, I have been on the internet my whole life. Think of the stupidest person you know Irl, and then realize that someone on this planet is stupider than them. And then realize that someone is stupider than that person too. Go through this 3 more times at least, and then you have reached the level I have faith in humanity to be smart.
@The Anonymous Lemon "don't actually do this. This is about his joke" was never for you, it was for that guy.
There’s actually a autoclicker specifically designed for cookie clicker and always clicks the giant cookie even if the cursor is not on the cookie it makes it super good while not removing the human element
That needs to be on a shirt. "Tod Howard said I could play with it."
I like how you welcome _us_ back when _you_ are the one who left.
I actually had a cup of tea in front of me when watching this
An easier way to complete Cookie Clicker is to go to the admin panel. To do this, change your baker name to "Jewels says open sesame" This will open the edmin panel on the top left allowing you to many different perks.
Your welcome.
I watched this drunk and got cookies delivered so thank you for your service.
Code bullet would love this.
Me who uses the Javascript Console: Im 4 parallel universes ahead of you.
Then I was right. Tried to see in the comments if you can cheat by writing some javascript and your comment confirmed it. There must be an variable with the cookie amout one could just update (probably even better ways than that to get cookies).
@@dueldu70 Just type Game.cookies= very large number and your gonna get these amounts of cookies. Havent tried it but now that i think of it, maybe it's even possible to change the amount of buildings you own.
@@iszox2973 it's possible to change everything to the highest amount, but then you don't get the whole experience
I thought you were talking about the "Javascript Console" building in the game. I've spent way too much time on this game.
Just like @Iszox said, Game.cookies= does work and another cheat is Game.RuinTheFun()
the one I generally use is Game.Earn(amounthere) so yes
Who's going to tell him there are scripts that do all of this and more, without using your mouse either?
1 line of code in the java console and you're on infinity cookies, there's even an achievement for "hack some cookies"
@@joeltowart8396 although, it’s called “cheated cookies taste awful” and is a shadow achievement that doesn’t give milk.
Alternatively click cookie, upgrade 1, click cookie, upgrade 2, click cookie, upgrade 3, etc. because you click the cookie 2 times per cap (in case you miss one)
Or also replace every second cookie click with one of many golden cookie locations
An actual exploitation would be more like using Force the Hand of Fate and Godzamok to create huge combos that produce weeks or months of cookies in less than 30 seconds.
Real gamers know you can just activate the dev mode and get infinite cookies
bro if you had just got the clicking upgrades in the start you could actually get a new world record for 1M cookies to this day.
Why play the game itself when you can just automate the process?
Why play the life when you can just automate the process?
@@thespiffingbrit does bobba tea count as tea as there is a good chunk other things then tea
@@liancao7163 No boba tea is not tea. Boba tea is actually piss and shit.
@@liancao7163 no. it is yorkshire tea or death
I have one-upped the spiffing Brit, I just watch him automate the process.
Fun fact: Cookie clicker actually has a "1st level" in a way, reaching 1 trillion cookies allows you to ascend once, but the more cookies you make the more heavenly chips you can spend in future runs
2:02 oh hey he talkin about me
@@furiosomelodia5857 eating cookies or speed running cookie clicker
@@AFKplayer_dan both
i just realized now after watching this channel for months that he actually add the watermark himself on the images that he uses. genius
It just HAD to happen at one point in history! :D
5:15 ”unfortunately that means I Always Live In Darkness.”😂
Ah man I can’t stop laughing that cracked me up
Also to everyone who is saying that there are already existing scripts and macros and faster ways to do this, you are right but I think that was ignored because that would make the video kind of pointless and make content creation suffer.
What did I just watch? I don't know if it's cause i'm elevated but this has been a very entertaining 17 mins lol! knew nothing about this game and watched the entire video. Good shit!
I mean, you could just change the name of your bakery to “Brit saysopensesame” lol
"Injecting SQL into Roblox" You have my attention
You can glitch around the auto click limit. At least you can with Safari on a Mac. It doesn’t work reliably and can take quite some time to get working, but if you start auto clicking, move your mouse upwards on the cookie and then refresh the website at just the right time, it’ll allow you to double the allowed click rate
Perfectly balanced cookies
I love this guy he's so Danm funny "I am 5 times the speed of light, which sadly means I always live in darkness" 🤣🤣 - coming at you from Michigan in the United States
Hey, same here! And there. We’re in the same place :p
I like how he changes the bakery name to "What have I done" at the end of the video.
"You feel like making cookies. But nobody wants to eat your cookies." Says the game as you start a new run. This I can say is a problem I have never had when making cookies. Does this game even understand what a cookie is? Who doesn't like cookies?
The British. They hate cookies so much that they refuse to even use the word.
I have never been this early before, and i know spiff will make enough cookies to last at least 3 tea times.which is a less than a 20 digit no. I hope.
My first time watching this youtuber and I already liked it!