Startup Company IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Scamming = Infinite Money Glitch

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  • Startup Company is a fantastic game dev tycoon game / web dev tycoon game where you get to manage and expand your own startup company and develop the worlds next hit start-up website ideas! Now there is a correct way to play a software and development company simulation and release your very own websites and compete against other companies. We however have the advantage of the infinite money glitch to give us a bit of a big advantage. So today The Spiffing Brit will be discovering if Startup Company is a perfectly balanced game or if the Scamming only challenge which causes an infinite money glitch is overpowered. So sit back relax and enjoy this funny montage of a mad english chap as he exploits games for your entertainment.
    This video game exploit video will be jam packed with a best bits funny moments montage style of editing similar to that of Valefisk, Robbaz and RTgame. So sit back relax and grab a cup of tea to enjoy with the spiffing brit!
    Spiffing Brit Crusader By - @Jes_Draws
    Magestic Merch: freshmerch.fm/collections/spi...
    Patreon: / spiffing
    Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
    Discord: / discord
    title: Startup Company IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Scamming = Infinite Money Glitch
    Last Dev Exploit Video: Software Inc IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - GAME DEV = Infinite Money Glitch
    #funny #montage #Exploit
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  • @Sraye
    @Sraye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3545

    Trickstarter: Like Kickstarter, but more honest.

    • @pure_potato
      @pure_potato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      A complement

    • @phoenixfront
      @phoenixfront 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      A complement

    • @phil5592
      @phil5592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Excellent, well done you beautiful sausage x

    • @isaacouellette8891
      @isaacouellette8891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@pure_potato Compliment to the compliment

    • @Carahan
      @Carahan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Or Delaystarter

  • @apexbrachydios5385
    @apexbrachydios5385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2563

    I love how you did legally distinct names for everything and then just "Skype"

    • @realtissaye
      @realtissaye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@platypus6810 Of course good sir; I would love one!

    • @shadowranger5907
      @shadowranger5907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      This Video is worth more than Skype lol

    • @randomgamerperson4042
      @randomgamerperson4042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      you have nice hair today

    • @MrSqurk
      @MrSqurk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Skype can use all the advertising it can get.

    • @SlartiBartfast2469
      @SlartiBartfast2469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@randomgamerperson4042 no u

  • @lucasmartin6335
    @lucasmartin6335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2141

    "Chris Roberts isn't made out of money, he is made out of loans" God damn that hit me hard

    • @alphahawk325
      @alphahawk325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Are you having a good day

    • @jrrootbeer6336
      @jrrootbeer6336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Complement

    • @thrwawyacct
      @thrwawyacct 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      At least you're not paying 40% interest on a 1 year loan of peanuts, like this fucking game has going on. If only we could all pull stunts like The Spiffing Brit in real life...

    • @georgejuddgj
      @georgejuddgj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      nice comment

    • @adamlev9566
      @adamlev9566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You make incredible tea.

  • @Skylarking2013
    @Skylarking2013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1035

    could you imagine how confused the employees at trickstart would be after putting in no effort and surging the company to the fortune 500

    • @emmahendrick147
      @emmahendrick147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      That is a good point, you clever person

    • @seb_fancysheep
      @seb_fancysheep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I like the colors of your profile picture. A very good choice.

    • @LocalHolehead
      @LocalHolehead 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gaysex, my good chap.

    • @michaelf.2449
      @michaelf.2449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@emmahendrick147
      "What do you do?
      I'm not actually sure"

    • @GoofyGoober12345
      @GoofyGoober12345 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Interesting perspective good sir

  • @DocRobotnik_
    @DocRobotnik_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3734

    Star Citizen IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED EXPLOITS WITH NO GAME

    • @mudcrab3420
      @mudcrab3420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Awesome comment

    • @TheMan83554
      @TheMan83554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Technically true.
      The best kind of true.

    • @TylerSantinelli
      @TylerSantinelli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      What I wouldn't give to play SC with Spiff.

    • @soulsearcher9620
      @soulsearcher9620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@TylerSantinelli maybe one day. You fabulous sausage

    • @ozwilliam4987
      @ozwilliam4987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      A perfectly balanced landing page with no game

  • @TheWOOFinator1337
    @TheWOOFinator1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    "Twatch is under a DDoS attack", no I think that's just the people trying to log in to your -1 servers.

    • @ebentually
      @ebentually 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Yes, I think, that's an excellent observation.

    • @dylanhodgson7605
      @dylanhodgson7605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ah very good comment. Have a cup of tea

    • @adamlev9566
      @adamlev9566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You make incredible tea.

  • @capuducul
    @capuducul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    Star citizen backer since 2012... this feel like a documentary.

    • @SamTahbou
      @SamTahbou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      A compliment!

    • @DrKotes
      @DrKotes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Care for a cup of tea??

    • @Georgeous42
      @Georgeous42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I appreciate you insights. Thank you

    • @adamlev9566
      @adamlev9566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You make incredible tea.

    • @elementalstorm8017
      @elementalstorm8017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We'll buy you a cup of tea and a crumpet friend

  • @thecrazycapmaster
    @thecrazycapmaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +908

    The amount of sarcasm and sass throughout this episode is absolutely lethal 🤣

    • @workingdemofirsttime4838
      @workingdemofirsttime4838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Would you like a cuppa? I have bourbon biscuits too if you are inclined

    • @UltimatelyEverything
      @UltimatelyEverything 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@workingdemofirsttime4838 I'd love one mate thanks you kind sir

    • @billrobert3226
      @billrobert3226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      here's your compliment. I like your use of the word "lethal".

    • @parkerlreed
      @parkerlreed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wonderful comment!

    • @hairypinapple
      @hairypinapple 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can i offer you a cup of tea in this trying time

  • @devilsmessanger
    @devilsmessanger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    this documentary is terrifyingly accurate .

    • @hessmess7761
      @hessmess7761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I like the sound of your typing

    • @Jonas-fr3yd
      @Jonas-fr3yd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You are right! If it was anyone to get it right, it was you. You beautiful person.

    • @TobiasKremer
      @TobiasKremer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SpiffCo documentaries are more accurate then reality!

    • @yaboi7239
      @yaboi7239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      compliment

    • @Flemdragon
      @Flemdragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You want some tea?

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3164

    "Hey boss, you know those little startup guys who are selling us their fancy new website? Well, they said they like our offer so much, they're willing to sell it to us again!"
    "What? You mean they have a second website to sell to us?"
    "No, it's the same website; they're just going to sell it to us twice!"
    "... What? I don't-"
    "And the deal has gone through! We just bought it again!"

    • @SquiffleNoses
      @SquiffleNoses 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      ha ha That,s a very witty coment, thank you

    • @Mexximillion
      @Mexximillion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Very top comment

    • @jasperonapple3955
      @jasperonapple3955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bee 🐝happy

    • @jqsm1neS
      @jqsm1neS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

    • @matthewseevers3565
      @matthewseevers3565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Funny man. Have some tea

  • @austinblackburn8095
    @austinblackburn8095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    This isn't even an exploit it's how the actual start up economy works in real life.

  • @mikestone6026
    @mikestone6026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    I JUST REALIZED! This is basically what Homer did in that Simpsons episode where he made a website. It did literally nothing and then he got bought out by Bill Gates.

    • @BoopTheSynth
      @BoopTheSynth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      have a good day you fine gent

    • @Didi_Meow_AND_theMEWS
      @Didi_Meow_AND_theMEWS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "Buy him out boys!"

    • @marquisdelafayette3333
      @marquisdelafayette3333 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What’s the name of the episode

    • @ronorchid793
      @ronorchid793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Great observation would you like a cup of tea

    • @ronorchid793
      @ronorchid793 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Great observation would you like a cup of tea

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4426

    Like it or not, this is what peak capitalism looks like.

    • @TheDJayblue
      @TheDJayblue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      I compliment your comment. Nice comment 👍

    • @DaroriDerEinzige
      @DaroriDerEinzige 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Nice Comment!

    • @MrBlazenstein
      @MrBlazenstein 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      What a wonderful comment. Would you like a cup of Yorkshire tea?

    • @callumr1998
      @callumr1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nice comment.

    • @rob5795
      @rob5795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@TheDJayblue I compliment your compliment

  • @brendanhulse7439
    @brendanhulse7439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    Spiff might be the only person who can ask people to be polite in the comments and have it work

    • @leonevermore4819
      @leonevermore4819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      His strategy is infectiously effective.
      Also, your name sounds like a protagonist in an adventure novel. Endearing yet roles off the tongue. 😁

    • @azam.rashid
      @azam.rashid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@leonevermore4819 Brendan Hulse, a strong and silent adventurer surviving the zombie apocalypse. His main goal: find someone to settle down and drink Yorkshire Tea with. 🍵

    • @Kranioklast
      @Kranioklast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Excellent comment

    • @szhou2513
      @szhou2513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The power of Yorkshire tea.

    • @Hopgola
      @Hopgola 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      good comment

  • @astoshanstuerm9475
    @astoshanstuerm9475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Workers: "This is terrible work conditions I am so unhappy."
    Spiff: 2000 dollars
    Workers: "Best PLACE I HAVE EVER WORKED"

    • @mangle9143
      @mangle9143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is a great comment

    • @Bloodlyshiva
      @Bloodlyshiva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      2000 dollars when, though? Per week? Per month? One-off?

    • @keepyourshoesathedoor
      @keepyourshoesathedoor ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Bloodlyshiva one off

  • @ninjashot37
    @ninjashot37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    I think Spiff has become too powerful he's somehow managed to create several polite comment chains with a single sentence. Well played.

    • @Road2Rally
      @Road2Rally 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Well said sir!

    • @666kingofhell5
      @666kingofhell5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love you :)

    • @marquisdelafayette3333
      @marquisdelafayette3333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Would you like some Yorkshire Tea Gold ☕️

    • @Slouchy-tw1rw
      @Slouchy-tw1rw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you look very handsome

    • @untreu56f7fhdr9
      @untreu56f7fhdr9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@marquisdelafayette3333 that's coffee and that is not good

  • @ItsDesm
    @ItsDesm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +884

    I backed Star Citizen, not for me, but for one of my great grandchildren. I'm hoping my account can be inherited though.

    • @Jackbusta
      @Jackbusta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      You are an amazing person

    • @jaydencohen7700
      @jaydencohen7700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Complement

    • @SaneNoMore
      @SaneNoMore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I gave SC $1000 when I was 43 years old. I am now 50 years old and it’s still in alpha.

    • @Colonel_Overkill
      @Colonel_Overkill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      F

    • @paulsilagi4783
      @paulsilagi4783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Nope, your money goes to the development, your great grandchildren will have to buy everything again

  • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
    @PenguinWithInternetAccess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +933

    Damn Spiff, how did you find Microsoft's plan after buying Bethesda this quickly ?

    • @phoenixfront
      @phoenixfront 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      A complement

    • @Ludwig_Ahgren
      @Ludwig_Ahgren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My compliments and a like for this comment

    • @dandilion8049
      @dandilion8049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well done

    • @flameofphoenix5998
      @flameofphoenix5998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oh you beautiful sausage, you are worthy to be eventually ruled down to your thoughts by the english monarchy

    • @callumr1998
      @callumr1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice comment.

  • @KatanaDen
    @KatanaDen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Organs 4 U's targeted demographic is Space Marines. "How many lungs are too many?"

  • @g.paudra8942
    @g.paudra8942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Legends said that "Galaxy Citizen" still in alpha for the next 100 years

    • @Skywarslord
      @Skywarslord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I like your joke! Here, wanna a cup of tea?

    • @ajojj
      @ajojj ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Skywarslord I LIKE YOUR PFP WANNA A CUP OF TEA

    • @Lore_Guytest
      @Lore_Guytest 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      A compliment

  • @mhelm7842
    @mhelm7842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Alternate video title: "Spiff lampoons the internet for 30 min"

    • @intothegame9469
      @intothegame9469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I agree with this! Beautiful comment :)

    • @liosstainer5698
      @liosstainer5698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wow that is a genius title, only a person as incredible and unique as you could come up with it!

    • @jqsm1neS
      @jqsm1neS 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

    • @MyComputerJunkie
      @MyComputerJunkie 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      complement, ok!

    • @SephirothRyu
      @SephirothRyu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In fairness, he is essentially just generating userbases, and selling THOSE to a company that wants those users with a website that is at least good enough to keep people around (likely an internet forum set up in anticipation of whatever the buying company will end up actually making).
      I mean, its actually a fairly decent day's work by Spiff standards.

  • @NerdyBernie66
    @NerdyBernie66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    Spiff: Should probably change the names of websites slightly.
    Also Spiff: We are gonna make Skype.

  • @beavaerobravo4360
    @beavaerobravo4360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    I like how this accurately simulates human stupidity and how you can sell Hype and basicly everyone is just afraid to miss out MUAHAHHAA

    • @bouncyy_p9180
      @bouncyy_p9180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nice observation fine gentlemen

    • @GoofyGoober12345
      @GoofyGoober12345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What a marvelous comment

    • @emmahendrick147
      @emmahendrick147 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You are sounding and looking absolutely amazing, have a great day Mr B!!

    • @brittanyjohnston8575
      @brittanyjohnston8575 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Would you like a cuppa in this trying time?

    • @doctorno3912
      @doctorno3912 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hype, dreams and jpegs

  • @OzzyDaGoat15
    @OzzyDaGoat15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    I still find it funny how TSB replaced the crappy watermarks from the stockphotos sites with his own

    • @TheNormalToast
      @TheNormalToast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah lol (here’s a compliment while I’m at it)

    • @pileoweirdness
      @pileoweirdness ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm not fully convinced that he hadn't just shot the photos himself, just to save the trouble of removing the stock design

    • @notalostnumber8660
      @notalostnumber8660 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Considering stock photos are very cheap (a few cents really), I wouldn't be surprised if he bought the rights to the non watermark version and then added his own

    • @psyneur9182
      @psyneur9182 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm guessing he buys the photos (to avoid any legal issues) and then adds his watermark on them for the stolen stock photo aesthetic.

    • @brittanyjohnston8575
      @brittanyjohnston8575 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Would you like a cuppa in this trying time?

  • @grihoriko8800
    @grihoriko8800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    I like hows after Spiff message everyone polite and friendly in the replies, saying compliments and generally having a great time

    • @twaniboy11
      @twaniboy11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I don't know what you mean by that. And I don't know if it's because of your bad grammar or my dyslexia.
      But I think you are beautiful anyway.

    • @grihoriko8800
      @grihoriko8800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@twaniboy11 well, I think my grammar is the issue, Im still learning, but I will be happy if you could help to fix my mistakes in that sentence, so I wont do them again :)
      And I meant that I like our community, cause there are not so many places around the internet, where everyone just polite and kind to each other, rather than raging about useless stuff
      So thank you for your compliment kind sir, I think you're amazing too and hope you're having a wonderful day :)

    • @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686
      @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Your mom is nice

    • @thekingofming
      @thekingofming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ya Mem's Ramen she is, and she wanted to know if you would like to stay for tea?

    • @kinokos8980
      @kinokos8980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We do as sir spiff demands

  • @badvoodoo2097
    @badvoodoo2097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Star citizen made almost 400 million dollars over the last 8 years and still never produced a working game
    I think I like it’s ethically balanced moral practices

    • @JablecnyMliko
      @JablecnyMliko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I hope you have a great day and drink some tea, you wonderful person!

    • @ThePandafriend
      @ThePandafriend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Except it actually is showing progress. That doesn't mean that I recommend buying it, I definitely don't, at least not yet and I find the way how it is financed quite silly tbh and it looks as if it's pretty close to a scam, but nevertheless it looks quite impressive. However you also need quite a rig for it.
      Personally I think that it became too big though. I mean the distances and size are comparable to real solar systems, which imo isn't beneficial. While real life sized planets are pretty cool I'd rather prefer a bit smaller more dense worlds.
      And some money was also used in quite wasteful ways.
      My brother (who has a sufficient rig) showed me some of it and while it's pretty cool I don't like its direction.
      Also I wish you a wonderful day, we shouldn't start a conflict over something silly like this. I just wanted to mention it.

    • @adamlev9566
      @adamlev9566 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You make incredible tea.

    • @BrownwaterSquid
      @BrownwaterSquid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@ThePandafriend lol, no. It doesn't. It's a shit heap tech demo a decade behind now.

    • @deushamilton2607
      @deushamilton2607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@BrownwaterSquid You make the best tea

  • @Nerd-Power
    @Nerd-Power 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    “A win for civilized countries”
    Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with.

    • @EzraColdsGarage
      @EzraColdsGarage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That is a nice comment and I agree with it.

    • @justinwiltner4375
      @justinwiltner4375 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      your comment was the funniest unfunny content, good job!

  • @aintheidot9111
    @aintheidot9111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    23:06 just to clarify things spiff, 234 ms is 0.234 seconds, not 2.34 seconds. Because milli means 1/1000th.

    • @Samopesh
      @Samopesh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Thank you for clarifying, I didn’t know that and now I know something new thank you I hope you have a nice day🙂

    • @randomgamerperson4042
      @randomgamerperson4042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i like your clothes

    • @webcrawler8244
      @webcrawler8244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thimk he meant to say kilosecond

    • @PsychOsmosis
      @PsychOsmosis ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@webcrawler8244 That would be deciseconds. 2.34 deciseconds. Pretty sure I'm now in a quite exclusive club of people that ever used this unit of measurement.

    • @samvimes9510
      @samvimes9510 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No no, it's megaseconds. The response time isn't 2 seconds, it's 2¹⁰ seconds because the server is running off a dial-up connection.

  • @MisterTingles
    @MisterTingles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Just like real life startups, it's just a wildly exploitative money grabbing scheme...

    • @phoenixfront
      @phoenixfront 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A complement

    • @Ludwig_Ahgren
      @Ludwig_Ahgren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My compliments and a like for this comment

    • @gahmivolka6582
      @gahmivolka6582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you are beautiful

    • @SuperLordPedro
      @SuperLordPedro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Would you like some tea?

    • @snarfymcsnarfface2323
      @snarfymcsnarfface2323 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You absolute potato of a human being
      Your choice what that means

  • @Ubersupersloth
    @Ubersupersloth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    “Chris’s Repeatable Accurate Profits” should be “Chris’s Repeatable Amazing Profits” because its accuracy isn’t really a factor.

    • @thesilverspanch
      @thesilverspanch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You're obligatory complement is thus, "this is actually a good idea, accuracy is for chumps."

    • @timothybyrne9764
      @timothybyrne9764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Good evening sir, care for a cup of tea?

    • @darkm007
      @darkm007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean it's C.R.A.P. anyway...

    • @A1phaz0ne
      @A1phaz0ne 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good sir. Good sir! May I treat you to, a cup of coffee?

    • @artyd42
      @artyd42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tea has already been offered. Heresy would be offering Lipton instead of Yorkshire Tea Gold.

  • @thebestuser9765
    @thebestuser9765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    As someone who's playing Star Citizen. I approve.

  • @krock2894
    @krock2894 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    This is actually a viable business plan in the real world. I know ppl who just register domain names and sell them. They don't even come with a web page.

    • @xamrucs74
      @xamrucs74 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well said you fantastic person, may I offer a cup of tea?

    • @krock2894
      @krock2894 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@xamrucs74 of course!

  • @halodountsj7541
    @halodountsj7541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    "I dont even think skype in the current day is worth 800 thousand" lol that burn

    • @phoenixfront
      @phoenixfront 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A complement

    • @Ludwig_Ahgren
      @Ludwig_Ahgren 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My compliments and a like for this comment

    • @callumr1998
      @callumr1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice comment.

    • @JohnHummel502
      @JohnHummel502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love your comment. Please accept this latte as my thanks.

    • @vincentbarwell5943
      @vincentbarwell5943 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't even think it is worth 8 thousand.

  • @ArthurLorente
    @ArthurLorente 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    I have backed this Star Citizen and this video attacked myself personally in so many levels
    10/10

    • @chaserowe6439
      @chaserowe6439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      im sorry, this is a lovely comment would you like a cup of tea

    • @ProtagonistVon
      @ProtagonistVon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It’s okay you fantastic person, have some tea.

    • @curtgavin7845
      @curtgavin7845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm so proud of you for that glorious comment, if your ever in need of tea you know where to find me

    • @Unasinni
      @Unasinni 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      A warm cup of Yorkshire Tea Gold available from me to you for your comfort in those difficult times.

    • @danishgoose13
      @danishgoose13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah feels bad when you're 2070 super cant run the game above 3 fps bc optimization am I right???

  • @skyford3663
    @skyford3663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    “100% not a subtle jab” correct spiff it’s in fact an obvious sucker punch

  • @Merudiana-the-local-demoness
    @Merudiana-the-local-demoness ปีที่แล้ว +66

    As a fan of Star Citizen who bought a couple of the cheaper ships, this is a completely accurate depiction of Chris Roberts and the project as a whole.

    • @martinjrgensen8234
      @martinjrgensen8234 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Outing yourself as a scam victim is brave. Wave the red flag if you need saving

    • @isadoracostahamsi163
      @isadoracostahamsi163 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That is a very good comment. Do you want some tea?

  • @jaxkommish
    @jaxkommish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    "subject to the random whims of our server gods" .... so, basically like every other gaming platform

    • @ProtagonistVon
      @ProtagonistVon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Isn’t that the truth. You fantastic human being you, go get some tea.

    • @elmadicine
      @elmadicine 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      saucy point you make sir, well said

    • @inserisciunnome
      @inserisciunnome 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, exactly. Of course a Genius Expert like yourself would know It.

    • @yaboi7239
      @yaboi7239 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      compliment

  • @Bggujh
    @Bggujh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    The Spiffing Brit sold nothing for nothing on the shopping website.... that's like... infinite value... that's amazing.

  • @gogokowai
    @gogokowai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    21:07 Ah yes, the true mindset of corporatocracies, paying workers for their work is just bribery.

  • @Theorak
    @Theorak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I see no exploits, just a perfectly running start-up.

    • @mathewbarnes4388
      @mathewbarnes4388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly

    • @redstyle6492
      @redstyle6492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You look great today

    • @ThePandafriend
      @ThePandafriend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kinda reminds me of the dotcom bubble my wonderful sir. I wish you a great day!

  • @Zelinkokitsune
    @Zelinkokitsune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    The instant you mentioned naming him Chris Roberts I fully knew what was going to be. Glorious.
    Use the flames to help brew more tea!

    • @pure_potato
      @pure_potato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A complement

    • @Zelinkokitsune
      @Zelinkokitsune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A complement for your complement

    • @adammudd
      @adammudd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is a great point that I haven't even read. I hope you have a great life bro!

    • @petercook3706
      @petercook3706 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adammudd What a fantastic compliment!

    • @ailexx3377
      @ailexx3377 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have a nice day you're a beautiful person

  • @HarleyMaebry
    @HarleyMaebry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    29:56 “We can have up to 1.7 users!” Either someone’s lost 30% of their organs or someone bought and installed 70% more organs. Either way, this is now a horror movie instead of a scam. Organs 4 U!

    • @dingoes8mababy595
      @dingoes8mababy595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂 good one.

    • @amperekelvin5789
      @amperekelvin5789 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But you’re not a horror movie or a scam! Unless you want to be, in which case you are.

    • @jqsm1neS
      @jqsm1neS 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

    • @tugzplays
      @tugzplays 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jqsm1neS I'll take that, thank you.

    • @yaboi7239
      @yaboi7239 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      compliment

  • @user-cd4bx6uq1y
    @user-cd4bx6uq1y ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Shoutout to this British man for supporting rising musicians with his organ business!

    • @shak5628
      @shak5628 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Good comment! Would you like some tea?

  • @roticet
    @roticet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    What I find sad is that spiff says he is ripping people off while still offering better checks than I've ever received in real life. @Spiffing Brit, you hiring? Lol

    • @derkhan2205
      @derkhan2205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That's such a great request! You are very smart and deserve way better payment!

    • @BertoxolusThePuzzled
      @BertoxolusThePuzzled ปีที่แล้ว

      Spiff, HIRE THIS MAN!

    • @datpudding5338
      @datpudding5338 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How I ended up as an unpaid intern part 1:

  • @blackkaiser7757
    @blackkaiser7757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    No one:
    Spiff: 200ms are 2 seconds.

    • @trygveplaustrum4634
      @trygveplaustrum4634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A proper take on a classic meme! Well done!

    • @cin2110
      @cin2110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It isn’t an error spiff just slows down time itself 10x to develop more sites for trickstarter

    • @lazergurka-smerlin6561
      @lazergurka-smerlin6561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      His reflexes are that fast

    • @overTVS
      @overTVS 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good comment bro. You are awesome

    • @HangmanOfficialUploads
      @HangmanOfficialUploads 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's an imperial conversion.

  • @Gilhelmi
    @Gilhelmi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I appreciate that all the comments in the comment section has replies and they are polite.
    This is a lovely community.

    • @kahnu893
      @kahnu893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm really glad you said that and I hope your doing well.

    • @Gilhelmi
      @Gilhelmi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kahnu893 thank you kind person.

    • @missingnoo88
      @missingnoo88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Can I offer you a cup of Yorkshire Tea Gold (TM) in these trying times?

    • @yaboi7239
      @yaboi7239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      compliment

    • @aaronfreeman8252
      @aaronfreeman8252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No, you're lovely!

  • @silverhawk2291
    @silverhawk2291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Next week's headlines " Chris Roberts sells Star Citizen to Microsoft"

    • @EJFreelancer
      @EJFreelancer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have a lovely cup of coffee!

    • @peazeralus
      @peazeralus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lololololol
      It's funny because it's gonna happen.

    • @bofast
      @bofast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ...twice

    • @TheRagingRodentGaming
      @TheRagingRodentGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      E A _tm_

  • @GeneralKenobiSIYE
    @GeneralKenobiSIYE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "Chris Roberts isn't made of money, he's made of loans." Oh my. That one hits close to home for most people I think. lol

    • @digitalnorth
      @digitalnorth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Here is your cup of tea you are a good gentleman

    • @bigboi1988
      @bigboi1988 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello there

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 ปีที่แล้ว

      A certain former president, who is under investigation in multiple states, is most definitely made of loans.

  • @maybe5824
    @maybe5824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Star Citizen is a perfectly balanced game with absolutely no game.

    • @carriehigh1879
      @carriehigh1879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You look great today

    • @thesologoldfish
      @thesologoldfish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I played Star Citizen. You can't get out of the beds

    • @janheinzel9013
      @janheinzel9013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@thesologoldfish Your character realizes that buying the game was a mistake and has depression

    • @thevictor180
      @thevictor180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      would you like a cup of tea?

    • @SpeedyGg55
      @SpeedyGg55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your [insert compliment here]. I mean I did that cause you are [insert compliment here] not cause spiff told me too or anything like that

  • @RealDids
    @RealDids 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Come on Chris Roberts, 200 milliseconds is not 2 seconds

    • @gsjxbxbxhdhs5352
      @gsjxbxbxhdhs5352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dids nice comment you lovely did

    • @Dreadnought1867
      @Dreadnought1867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You have fabulous hair!

    • @andymitchell2146
      @andymitchell2146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good effort on making a comment.

    • @ansambel3170
      @ansambel3170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And 3d Ship assets are not a game

    • @thekingofming
      @thekingofming 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ansambel could I offer you a nice cup of tea?

  • @mattdunlop6056
    @mattdunlop6056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "Release something while it is barely functional!"......this seems almost TOO realistic....

    • @CatsMeow_
      @CatsMeow_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Great comment!

    • @-.-...---7
      @-.-...---7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Bobe Bob Outstanding reply!

    • @susamogus8331
      @susamogus8331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@-.-...---7 Breathtaking comment!

  • @Cr1msonFir3
    @Cr1msonFir3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    As a registered user of Star Citizen I deeply appreciate the jabs at the development choices. Also think Spiff is secretly a backer 🤣

    • @joe.beasley
      @joe.beasley ปีที่แล้ว +1

      compliment

    • @Grumplebumple
      @Grumplebumple ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree with this comment! Many compliments to you!

    • @DR-7
      @DR-7 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're very pretty

    • @doctorno3912
      @doctorno3912 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your tea is ready sir

  • @mrj5256
    @mrj5256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I just came here for a compliment.. Also the absolute shade being thrown is beautiful

    • @stogucheme
      @stogucheme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You have a nice username!

    • @SuperVoodude
      @SuperVoodude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thank you for commenting and helping Spiff appease the algorithm gods! You are most generous!

    • @adamlev9566
      @adamlev9566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You make incredible tea.

    • @Whinterfell
      @Whinterfell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd like to offer you a cup of tea. Yorkshire Tea Gold for all!

  • @NeahSheMaeve
    @NeahSheMaeve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    as a star citizen concierge i never agreed more with something that offended me so much.

    • @parsleytaylor8361
      @parsleytaylor8361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Would you like a cup of tea in this trying time?

    • @callumr1998
      @callumr1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice comment.

    • @sgtfluffy4262
      @sgtfluffy4262 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      you sir are a good person

    • @snarfymcsnarfface2323
      @snarfymcsnarfface2323 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You absolute potato of a person
      Your choice what that means

    • @snarfymcsnarfface2323
      @snarfymcsnarfface2323 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You absolute potato of a person
      Your choice what that means

  • @strictlypubg1410
    @strictlypubg1410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I almost died when he sold that website twice THAT FAST haha. I just happened to be eating at the time and laughed and before you know it I couldn’t breathe 😂

    • @user-cr1xn5yk7g
      @user-cr1xn5yk7g 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      U r amazing! have some tea.

    • @bullie86
      @bullie86 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice comment!

  • @Lyze
    @Lyze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This is so much the 90s-00 internet startup gold rush era.

    • @prodigy1605
      @prodigy1605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brilliant observation!

  • @EricBurns1
    @EricBurns1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    should've been "Dosney Minus"

    • @worldglobe8891
      @worldglobe8891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Unit-kp8wm Indeed. You are very deserving of a cup of tea my good sir.

    • @aidenlopez732
      @aidenlopez732 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Talking a lot of shit for someone with such soft kissable lips

  • @MadnessIncVP
    @MadnessIncVP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    So, regarding the first half of the video, i'd like to thank you for reminding me, why I should appreciate how capable your standard spam filter is.

    • @phraseology6858
      @phraseology6858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good day, you lovely lovely tea drinker! I LOVE your profile pic!!!

    • @ProtagonistVon
      @ProtagonistVon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your username is quite lovely. Have some tea

  • @gabebell924
    @gabebell924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Game it out subscribers: "Hey I've seen this one!"

  • @dogebertduck2832
    @dogebertduck2832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Who needs Star Citizen? *laughs in Elite Dangerous: Odyssey*

    • @platypus6810
      @platypus6810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You are truly correct dear wonderful tea-drinking citizen

    • @hackergaming6372
      @hackergaming6372 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I should play that game more.

    • @danestrenton
      @danestrenton 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love ED but it is such a slog, is Odyssey any good? I know you can leave ships but why? What do you do off the ship? Look at it? Did they expand on the illegal activities you can do? Are there ruins you can explore?

  • @beastmaster5209
    @beastmaster5209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I like how twatch "almost" sounds like a naughty word

    • @Johnnythat1dude
      @Johnnythat1dude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That is good observational skills! Absolutely wonderful!

    • @blacksarlacc91
      @blacksarlacc91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This comment is so good that I have to leave an compliment underneath it.

    • @smolwavingsnail9028
      @smolwavingsnail9028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh snap i didn't notice It's almost as if it was done on purpose for comedic value

    • @BadDayLp
      @BadDayLp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@smolwavingsnail9028 Do you want a cup of tea in this trying time?
      All of you are wonderful sausages.

    • @smolwavingsnail9028
      @smolwavingsnail9028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BadDayLp I've just had one sport, but being a rather spiffing brit myself and actually hailing from the holy land of yorkshire itself I do sir feel obliged to accept your perfectly balance cup of tea good sir. Go easy on the exploits though

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    7:51 "That's not even a product; no one would buy into that!"
    *Kickstarter's unofficial motto*

    • @GabrielShitposting
      @GabrielShitposting 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes
      _I am complimenting you so I may not suffer Spiff's wrath_

    • @drago3732
      @drago3732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have some tea my friend

    • @Project_Ostrako
      @Project_Ostrako 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hope that you have a wonderful day fellow human.

    • @jimmyc3030
      @jimmyc3030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What a wonderful and accurate comment. I commend you good sir :D

    • @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686
      @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I compliment thee

  • @machomanalexyt5736
    @machomanalexyt5736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Chris Roberts isn't made of money, he's made of loans."
    I couldn't come up with a more true statement if I tried.

    • @Kirply
      @Kirply 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      May you be complimented my good man or woman

  • @cobrakingofeart
    @cobrakingofeart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    spiff: "post your compliments"
    me: 30° and 60°

    • @vilhelmvonbacon5019
      @vilhelmvonbacon5019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You majestic sausage of a human being deserves a cup of yorkshire tea gold (not sponsored)

    • @peazeralus
      @peazeralus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes. Just.... Yes.

    • @davidtee5367
      @davidtee5367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haaaaaa.... Well I did see that coming, just as the Mayans foretold of 2020, the year of hindsight

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blue and orange

  • @DauntlessAdonis
    @DauntlessAdonis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    *PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT*
    "Remember to be drinking your warm cups of tea! 🍵🇬🇧"

  • @zKaltern
    @zKaltern 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Chris Roberts actually used this game as a training tool for RSI.

    • @HHdrummer100
      @HHdrummer100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      A genuine compliment to you.

    • @russelpattison4020
      @russelpattison4020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@HHdrummer100 well done to you what a lovely comment to a comment

    • @OverdriveGamesAnime
      @OverdriveGamesAnime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're incredibly handsome

    • @zKaltern
      @zKaltern 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What a strange thread...🤣

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cool
      What's RSI

  • @erdrick8670
    @erdrick8670 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Is it crazy to anyone else that even with all his power, Spiff failed to make as much money as the actual Chris Roberts? By quite a margin too as spiff is down 400Mil before he catches up.
    Wild world we live in.

  • @ShooterEXE
    @ShooterEXE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Motivation package in every corporation: coupons, fruit mondays, integration party
    Spiff motivation package: 2,5k $ raise

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pretty bloody motivating I'd say

  • @guillermomonroy7319
    @guillermomonroy7319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Arguably, some real businesses are run this way too.

    • @Ludwig_Ahgren
      @Ludwig_Ahgren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My compliments and a like for this comment

    • @forgottensnecko4631
      @forgottensnecko4631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      replying because spiff told me too you wonderful person

    • @OfficiallyR3levant
      @OfficiallyR3levant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would like to congratulate CIG for running theirs in this fashion.

    • @rintintim344
      @rintintim344 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like the sound of your voice

    • @Altair00rion
      @Altair00rion 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rintintim344 me 2

  • @davasg96
    @davasg96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    The Friend Zone should have been called Tea Meets Scone

    •  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Good idea old chap!

    • @benjaminbourdeleau5128
      @benjaminbourdeleau5128 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      actualy it should be Scone Tea Dating (also called STD)

    • @jqsm1neS
      @jqsm1neS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

    • @yaboi7239
      @yaboi7239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      compliment

  • @Memetrain-nc9ds
    @Memetrain-nc9ds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5/9/21 the glitch still works lmao. Thanks for this I am now Bill gates

    • @baappletheapple1885
      @baappletheapple1885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can keep going even when the world is against you!

  • @remi.scarlet.
    @remi.scarlet. ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Omg im dying… 😂😂
    “Organs 4 U” and then that stock photo.
    I cant stop laughing and he proceeds to talk about my “missing” kidney…
    that got me 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @toggerz7487
      @toggerz7487 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your organs are functioning fantastically, keep on going!

  • @niall21
    @niall21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Spiff: Metric system is the only one that makes sense
    Also Spiff: 200 ms is 2 seconds.

  • @kaballfs
    @kaballfs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Creates website. Has only landing page. Crashes every single day. 70k registered users. Email spam propaganda. Makes ~80k out of thin air.
    You may not like it, but this is what peak capitalism looks like!

    • @phraseology6858
      @phraseology6858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Good day, you lovely lovely tea drinker! You seem to be a very smart potato! Be good to the outside world!

    • @kaballfs
      @kaballfs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@phraseology6858 That's nice. Good day to you too.

    • @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686
      @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      U have big brain

    • @johanneskivikangas8710
      @johanneskivikangas8710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not much and it isn't honest work.

    • @jqsm1neS
      @jqsm1neS 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

  • @ruiptaurus33
    @ruiptaurus33 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the C.R.A.P method is amazing

    • @NVAfilm
      @NVAfilm ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You are amazing 😊

  • @randomweeb2572
    @randomweeb2572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    my first time watching Spiff, and i'm having a really great chuckle!
    what a great content, Spiff!

    • @RvBnerd618
      @RvBnerd618 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh god, not another one of you.
      Leblanc coffee for you?

    • @jonathanwurtzjensen7272
      @jonathanwurtzjensen7272 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats very true i like this

  • @alasdairsinclair916
    @alasdairsinclair916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Spiff, I just want to say that’s milliseconds of ping, those people only had 0.4 seconds of lag.

    • @D1machaerus
      @D1machaerus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Your hair looks lovely today! What kind of product do you use?

    • @nympheanexus2006
      @nympheanexus2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's still too long according to Google's search ranking, but a very astute observation! Have a Lovely day :)

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At one point it went to 1.2 seconds (1200 milliseconds)

    • @phroggu
      @phroggu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Youa re such a kind person for noting this, have a nice day!

    • @stan5794
      @stan5794 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We like 400 ping clearly

  • @jaeusa160
    @jaeusa160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I came to watch a video on exploits, not a documentary on modern game development. >:(

    • @jaeusa160
      @jaeusa160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Unit-kp8wm Thank you, that was a kind compliment.

    • @SourOnionCream
      @SourOnionCream 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah i hate a when video games companies sell me Skype twice for 600 k

  • @ardillasecreta
    @ardillasecreta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the subtle hints...we all saw that coming when it was all a kick starter "product" with pretty pictures!

  • @natecw4164
    @natecw4164 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Star Citizen jokes have aged like fine wine.

    • @kramspeeder3029
      @kramspeeder3029 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      absolutely.

    • @lucifersatan8240
      @lucifersatan8240 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Unlike the game, Which hasn't changed since the first line of code was written and the donation button added.

  • @lavaleader3455
    @lavaleader3455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "The game default to Celsius"
    *shows UK flag*
    Sweden: Hol' up

    • @williamk.r.3303
      @williamk.r.3303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You have a really cool profile picture

    • @AlunBridges
      @AlunBridges 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Excellent observation, and I'm now holding on to this trivia gem.

    • @Dalzombie
      @Dalzombie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't get it

    • @minnumseerrund
      @minnumseerrund 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Dalzombie Well, you're still appreciated and have a lovely singing voice. Thank you for being you.

    • @jqsm1neS
      @jqsm1neS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

  • @SmorjaGrus
    @SmorjaGrus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Spiff: Sells skype for millions of dollars
    Me: Downloads skype for free on their website
    Stonks

  • @megumugi8620
    @megumugi8620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how almost every comment has a compliment bellow it

    • @TheNinjaBA
      @TheNinjaBA 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And now you do too good citizen. May I offer you a cup of tea in this trying time?

    • @megumugi8620
      @megumugi8620 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheNinjaBA Oh Thank you for this lovely cup of tea. I hope you enjoy your beautiful (Atleast i hope its beautiful) Days of living.

  • @Hitperson
    @Hitperson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    a video so glorious i feel that i've somehow managed to watch it twice at the same time...

    • @TwoTonTaft
      @TwoTonTaft 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha! I admire your dedication and persistence! You're an amazing person!

  • @edgemastermork2268
    @edgemastermork2268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I'm sure every time a game appears on this channel they start to worry

    • @AntonRudenko852
      @AntonRudenko852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you're beautiful

    • @TheGoebel
      @TheGoebel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Excellent comment!

    • @HenryHarcsa
      @HenryHarcsa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Exactly the opposite, for small games like this one its huge boost in popularity

    • @ThunderExpress
      @ThunderExpress 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spiff is kinda of a free tester/advertiser xP

  • @westleypierce2833
    @westleypierce2833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Every time Spiff says "Twatch", it sounds like he edited that in after the original recording. Like those customizable audio books back in the day. "Then TWATCH threw the ball. 'Why did you throw the ball so hard, TWATCH?' Sally cried"

    • @thesillysausage1105
      @thesillysausage1105 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is a complement, you can now pass on the happiness

  • @Fartleks
    @Fartleks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Game: how much email campaigns do you want?
    Spiffing Brit: yes

    • @orbitthederg
      @orbitthederg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Quality comment. 10/10. (Not being sarcastic btw, genuinely made me laugh.)

  • @jacobsweetser1878
    @jacobsweetser1878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Just wanted to let you know that I procured some delicious Yorkshire Gold™ tea because of you, surprised we had it in the States at all.

    • @5stringsire
      @5stringsire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your taste of beverage is admirable!

  • @movingparts6270
    @movingparts6270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    *Spiff:* "A win for civilized countries around the world!"
    *Me, an American:* "He-- nah you're right."

    • @SleepyPitou
      @SleepyPitou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Love what you‘ve done with your hair, looks great

    • @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686
      @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your head is beautiful

    • @firstname4097
      @firstname4097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *liberian border conflict noises* (this is because liberia uses the U.S. Customary system too... :/

    • @jqsm1neS
      @jqsm1neS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

    • @inserisciunnome
      @inserisciunnome 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are American? What a Beutifull country! Say hi to It from me!

  • @urbanllama4208
    @urbanllama4208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    When can I expect to receive my custom personal spaceship?

    • @Ludwig_Ahgren
      @Ludwig_Ahgren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My compliments and a like for this comment

    • @seaweedstache1501
      @seaweedstache1501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Here’s a complement while you wait.

    • @0DEADZERO
      @0DEADZERO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like your profile image. Looks neat.

    • @urbanllama4208
      @urbanllama4208 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@0DEADZERO thanks!

    • @callumr1998
      @callumr1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice comment.

  • @TheMaliciousOverlord
    @TheMaliciousOverlord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    In this episode, Spiff replicates the dotcom bubble of the late 90s.

    • @dazattack669
      @dazattack669 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂 good one?

  • @doctorno3912
    @doctorno3912 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lmfao I love the British sense of humour and sarcasm. Such witt and master delivery of taking the piss. Fucking glorious mate!

    • @Yugi3844
      @Yugi3844 ปีที่แล้ว

      Great insight!

  • @BiohazardPsycho
    @BiohazardPsycho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    So technically, you've made a company dedicated to building websites for other companies, while also serving advertisement for the website...
    In the form of annoying spam mail. But because you're selling the site, they aren't your customers for long, so who cares about the approval rating, right? 😂

  • @autemsicarius
    @autemsicarius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Hoo boy, Spiff is really poking the hornet nest with this XD

    • @handyman7119
      @handyman7119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My compliments to your complement

    • @Ludwig_Ahgren
      @Ludwig_Ahgren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My compliments and a like for this comment

    • @hishamaziz764
      @hishamaziz764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Ludwig_Ahgren My compliments and like for this reply.

    • @pure_potato
      @pure_potato 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      A complement

    • @callumr1998
      @callumr1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice comment.

  • @garrettmandujano2996
    @garrettmandujano2996 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Liking Star citizen is the same as being in abusive relationship and being fine with it

    • @kimsteele7508
      @kimsteele7508 ปีที่แล้ว

      You, good sir, are fantastic!

  • @kylecarey934
    @kylecarey934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just roasting the hell out of every major web based company. This is why we watch your videos. Love you spiff!

    • @kokokretin
      @kokokretin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey friend, what a great choice of word selection. I hope you have a fantastic weekend and let me know if you ever need a friend.

  • @joelhaggis5054
    @joelhaggis5054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    28:56 "We're up to level 90, which means we can have 1.7 Users"

  • @ash12181987
    @ash12181987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Me, an Actual Star Citizen fan: *Standing applause*

    • @vitalik38815
      @vitalik38815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Glad you understand, outstanding human being, keep on keeping on!

    • @Johnnythat1dude
      @Johnnythat1dude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is a wonderful comment! You should be proud, I am proud of you!

    • @mauriceelet6376
      @mauriceelet6376 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      me too. i have spend a couple hundred on SC. still enyoing a good pun about it.

    • @janheinzel9013
      @janheinzel9013 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mauriceelet6376 Is it actually THAT bad? My friend wants me to buy it but I feel like it's paywalls that cost hundreds of dollars locked behind a paywall of minimally 45 dollars

    • @mauriceelet6376
      @mauriceelet6376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@janheinzel9013 if you want to play the ships now you can get most of them with a little grind. not permanent bc update resets. i did it early on as a support. the problem that i have with SC is, that now they market new ships hard. of course its in the lore and stuff but honestly they should not make a cool fime and work on the game in that time.
      you can enjoy SC with only the starter ship but i would invest around 80$ or so to get an avenger titan. you have good cargo in a medium fighter as a good starter ship. the bigger fighter have huge draw backs if you dont want to fight all the time. you can also look into things like a smal crew ship but i would grind that in the game. I got my carrack and a coulpe of smaler crafts that i like. but in no means you "need" to buy them. id rather spend the money then play hours on end if the game comes out in some shape or form.

  • @Cam_Jong_Un
    @Cam_Jong_Un 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Oh shit I’ve just realised you could macro the sell company buttons for big bucks

    • @Nojnoj
      @Nojnoj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have never seen someone as cool as you